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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Says he threatened to quit Ohio State if they didn't
allow church services for players. Why was that controversial?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I don't know. And why do they not allow players
to go to church? Yeah? Both sound that sound right.
We'll explore that coming up. That's but the important stuff first, Yeah,
the important stuff. We all can't wait to find out which.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Celebrity will eat cake today before they snart cocaine.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Off apple pie since it is an actional apple Pie day,
even though it's a birthday, you could have birthday pie.
I like apple pie. Today is Morgan Wallin's birthday. He's
a big name in the country music world, so I'm told, yes,
all of thirty two. He likes using language that we
can't describe on also throwing chairs off roof. Yeah, you
remember that he's up on top of the building. I
(00:48):
guess he was, you know, practicing for if he goes
to Saudi Arabia. But this was just chairs and he
really did not like being on Saturday Night Live. He
did not care for it. He walked off the set.
I heeartradio. Oh sorry, that's probably the wrong thing to
play there. Robert Pattinson, you remember him from Twilight kind
of he was also one of the worst Batman Yeah,
he's thirty nine. Buckehead is a guitar player who's famous
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for wearing something on his head. Does anybody know what
it is? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, besides that, he's also famous for being an awesome guitarist. Yeah,
he's a good guitar player. Not to be confused that
the bucket heads, which is not a nobody wanted to
play my guessing game though a KFC bucket. Everybody knows
that it's not really that hard to My generation knows
everything about Buckethhead.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's why don't you wear a Popeye's boocket? Why just KFC?
They pay you any? Is that? I mean? If it
responsors you, great, If not, maybe he alluld open it
up to some some players. You know what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I've been listening to his music for probably thirty years.
You just blew my mind.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Man, I mean to Why don't even I didn't, I
didn't plan to do it, nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I think I need to go for a walk. Why
is he Why doesn't he get paid anything? He's been
promoting their brand for decades, he gets nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Do you eat a lot of KFC because of him?
Now no, but I know that it's not working. Maybe
that's why I don't have one near my house. Is
the only reason why. Bro, he is a sick guitar player.
Have you ever seen him rip it up? He's one
of the best alive. I mean, he's fifty six. Happy birthday.
He's like the Bootsy Collins of guitar. Okay, yeah, anyway,
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you were saying. He was in Guns N' Roses for
about four years before he became a bucket hit. He
replaced Slash.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He was also in Colonel Claypool's bucket of Bernie Brain's Cornbugs.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
He was in Deli Creep's Brain.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Travis Dickerson played with shin Terrey, played with a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Of big bands. Never heard of them. It's okay, I
wouldn't have thought you did. His real name is Brian,
It's true something. Darius Rucker is fifty nine. He is
not Hootie, but he is. Stephen Colbert is sixty one,
the Worm, Dennis Rodman sixty four. We run into him
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sometimes around here.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
He wouldn't do the show unless we've paid him money,
So that's why he's never been on the show.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It could have got him some KFC whoa easy, mister,
Oh did you just know? I'm fine with that? Okay,
Alan Ball, I don't say it nowhere here is sixty
eight today. He's the guy that created True Blood and
Six Feet Under and got an Oscar for American Beauty.
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So good for him. Yeah, that movie was all right.
Stevie Wonder Muncal Genius is seventy five. Harvey Kitel, so
many great movies. He's eighty six years old. He is good.
And the late Richie vallens Lem it was born on
this date, nineteen forty one. Did he die? That's sad?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I did a little while back.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Why.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I had no idea. He said he was in the
Chicago Hall of Fame, but it's the Chicano Hall of Fame.
I read past it the first time we had to
go back.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, that's really sad that he died. Was he with
anyone famous when he died? Pretty much just him, Big
Bopper and Buddy Holly. I think that was it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You mean that guy from Beaumont. Yeah, wow, Yeah, Richie
was seventeen. That's sad. He's only so boxing legend. I
don't know who this guy is, Joe Lewis anyway, he
was born on this day, be author of well you
know b Arthur. Oh my god, one of my childhood crushes.
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I was so into b Arthur. Today is the birthday
of cult leader murderer Jim Jones. Yeah, he murdered Congressman
back in the day, and then nine hundred and nine
of his cult followers. He got them all to commit
mass suicide.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And now our recording of him committing suicide hard, it's tied.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It only first only at first is a hard tid.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Only at first living, you're.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Looking at death.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Living is much much.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
More difficult.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Raising up every morning and not on what's gonna have
been the nice bringing.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's much more difficult.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Did you get how he's the listening like that? There's
a list he was because he was on drugs, so
he was fading. And in the background you hear people resisting.
This audio recording is really creepy.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Isn't it crying? They did nothing to cry about they
wait it all it's just about.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You see how he has the same lisp as her.
That's the drug that they And it wasn't cool aid.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It was flavor aid, right, that the grape flavor aid
with sinide. Why grape I wonder maybe that was I
don't know if they took a vote or what. Today
is National Apple Pie Day and it's LEPrecon Day.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Why why isn't that in March? Bro Leprechauns are straight
up terrifying. Dude, have you ever seen a leprechaun? There's
they're really scary. I mean I always thought they were
scary one time they saw leprechauns and Mobile Alabama, I'm for.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Crowds are coming by the dozens to get an up
close view at what some say as a piece of
Irish folklore.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Some people in the Criton area of Mobiles say a
leprecawn has taking up residents in their neighborhood. A leprechaun
fifteen's Brian Johnson has.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
More curiosity leads to large crowds in Mobile's Critened community.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Many of you bring binoculars, can quarters, even camera phones
to take pictures to me and look like a left
cond to me, I gotta do a look up, bit
of cheat? Who else? Right?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Apparently that lepriquan is still out there if any of
our Mobile Alabama listeners are seeing it, Cause at age
six six, I love wjit it gets around pretty good.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, we'd like to know. Now this day in history
and herald to you by the Walton Johnson smartphone app.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Hang on, It's World Cocktail Day, Apple Pie Day, Fruit
Cocktail Day, International Homsday, and Crewton Day.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Did we mention all of those? Well? We did. No.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I just want to make sure that's established. I would
hate to leave out the Creuton community. Sure suffered enough,
you know, being the only carbohydrate on your low carb dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, underappreciated, all right, I pack those off of your
salad if you want to lose weight, Yeah, I don't.
Two or three crutons put you right over the top. Honestly,
they're not even that good. They're dry. It's like a
waste of calories. At least they're made out of garlic bread.
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Today, in sixteen oh four, one hundred and four, Britz
establish the colony of Jamestown and what would become America eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Huh where was this America as well? Sort of? Sixteen
oh four Jamestown.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Today, in eighteen forty six, Congress declares war on Mexico,
and I'm here for it. I think Mexico needs to
turn turn out good for us. Bad for Mexico.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Mexico's still there. No, they will.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
We won, though not all of it's still there. No,
it's true if it's ours now. But they'd like it back, please.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, they can't have it today.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
In nineteen forty, Churchhill offers his blood toil, tears and sweat.
Of course that's not how he said it. No, he
said it all cool today. Nineteen fifty, Diners Club issued
the first credit cards. Did you ever have a Diners
Club card?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Billy? Did you ever do? No, mister Kea Steve, anybody
ever had one? No one's ever had one. I've never
seen one.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Valcro is invented today in nineteen fifty eight. Sometimes when
I meet younger women at bars, I lie to them
and tell them I invented Valcro. My favorite thing about
that line is it usually works. Really yeah, they don't know,
they have no idea what was going on before nineteen
ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You know, they're young, they're idiots. You could tell them
me you invented a lot of stuff post it notes,
but you do that one. But Valcro is just weird
enough where they're like, oh wow, double sided tape is fun.
That's a good one. Yeah, because they can never get
that all. You know, you got it on this finger
and you peel that part off and then it's over here.
You're trying to peel the back of is. By the
time you get both sides peeled off, you've touched it
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so much, hardly even sticky anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And nobody knows who invented gorilla glue. That'd be another
thing to lie about in a bar. I invented gorilla clue. Really,
I love gorilla clue.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
More Pope news on this day in history, just like yesterday,
we had some nineteen eighty one, Pope John Paul the
second was shot in an assassination attempt. It's saying Peter Square,
the guy who did it, wrote that he was trying
to protest against the US, Russia and genocide in El
Salvador in Afghanistan. Did it work? He was all over
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the map? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Literally, you got a zero in on something, dude, You know,
pick kidding, pick a cause and mitualize, stick.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
To one thing, you know. Today was the thirty first anniversary,
nineteen ninety four of Johnny Carson's final TV appearance appearance,
and he went on The David Letterman Show.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's right, Yeah, yeah, those two guys, they apparently they
were friends.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
But then at that time, Jimmy Fallon was nineteen years old. Wow. Yeah,
But anyway, which one of those guys is your favorite?
None of them? None? No, Johnny Carson maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, Johnny, I thought you met of the New People. Yeah,
they was the master. They're all terrible. I watched the
Tonight Show. I fell asleep recently and the Tonight Show
is on when I woke.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Up, and I couldn't believe how bad it was. It
was worse than I thought it would be. Today's the
anniversary of Margot Kidder's death. Very sad. She died at
her home in Montana. She was sixty nine. She was
Lois Lane back in the really old Superman movies. Cool.
Was she hot or I don't remember? Is she still hot?
But she's dead? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Do you see this thing with the they have a
saint that they it's a dead person and really dead,
I mean just really really dead.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And so sod is it this person?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's a four hundred year old corpse of a guy,
of a saint and it's on display right now. Incredibly,
they say it's an incredibly well preserved corpse of a
saint who died four hundred years ago. It's astonishing emotional visitors.
Sixteenth century Catholic saint, the body of Saint Teresa of
Jesus Terresa, that's what it says. Unveiled to the public
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for the first time.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I thought this is only the saints. They could only
be men, especially back in those days. No, no, no,
you can have women. Yeah, and then look at this,
it's in a nuns garb Oh, boy, she really does
look good.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
It said, it's really well preserved. It's a decaying skull,
it's a skeleton. The display was part of an opening
ceremony of public veneration.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
They say, I guess four hundred years the fact that
it's just not dust, it's pretty surprising.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I mean, look, it's a decaying skeleton dressed up like
a nun, but it still looks better than Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well that's true. Obviously.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I'm a complete utter clown, and you've exposed me as such.
Because when I say that I have proof, and you
asked me for the proof, and I say that the
proof is that I just told you I had the proof,
Well that's really not much proof.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Is it. Wolton and Johnson concerned about the future.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You see how the world is changing around you. With
new technology comes new evolution in our economy, but also
new evolution in things like love, sex and relationships.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Let's explore that.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Tell them more.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
With the end of the world. These are prophecies from
the end of time.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yes, it's another sign of the apocalypse, and it's probably
brought to you.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
By our good friends at the Silver Slipper Casino. Have
you been lately?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I was talking to somebody yesterday about it, and they're
just like, Oh, I can't wait to go back.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Not recently enough. I love the Silver I know we
want to go there. You got to go visit them.
They're in Bay Saint Louis. They have so much fun
stuff to do there. There's food and drink and entertainment
and gaming and a hotel, the best crab legs you
ever had, the best steakhouse you've ever eaten at. You're
gonna love the Silver Slipper Casino even more than Zoomers
are gonna love. Having sex with artificial intelligence New Wonna.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
A new report claims you can have six with AI.
Not in Houston it's illegal, but in other places you
can only if they catch you. No, it's true.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Fortunately for us, our former mayor made it illegal to
have robot sex. Brothels that we were he rarely protected
us from that.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
But I don't know if it was. If they mentioned
AI specifically, we might have a yes an out there
on that. It might be a loophole. Looking for a loophole,
aren't you.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
A new pole claims a shocking majority of gen Zer's
young people in their early to mid twenties would marry
AI and think it could replace a human connection. Yeah, guys,
these numbers are crazy. Eighty three percent of young people
born between nineteen ninety seven and twenty twelve said they
believe they could develop meaningful connections with a chatbot. Eighty
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percent said they would even consider marrying one.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You don't think they was just messing with the guy
doing a survey. It's completely possible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
A staggering seventy five percent of gen Zers also said
they think AI partners have the potential to fully replace
human companionship. Two thousand young people were part of a
survey conducted by the digital companion platform Joyai, the chatbot app,
which describes itself as a sex positive space for users
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to indulge in romance, practice dating, and explore their fantasies
was conducted they connected to the pulling in April. Amit
a rebranding, joy AI offers a quote, stress and judgment
free alternative for individuals seeking a break from traditional dating.
JO want to say what they look like? They have
the people here on the screen. They're AI generated lovers,
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and you could see what they look like. Let me
make this a little bigger. It look like Tom Sillek, right.
Look at one of them's like a Mexican cowboy. One
of them looks like an Asian porn star. Most of
them look like hot chicks. But then you'll notice sprinkled
among the options here, there's japan animation. You can have
sex with a reindeer. You can have sex with an
old Mexican cowboys.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It's a very muscular reindeer, though it's very strange.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't know what the point of any of this is,
but if it makes you happy, I guess if it
makes you happy, why are you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So saying why not? I don't think I want to
have sex with a robot.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't know something about the feeling of human flesh,
something about that. Call me crazy, But there's something about
the feeling of a woman's on my neck that can't
be replaced by a cold metal machine.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
He might he might be right. They might have been
just messing with the survey dude. Or they may have
never actually felt the touch of human flesh before, so
they don't know what they miss it. You know, some
of these young kids today, they ain't getting nothing except
what they get off that compute. Well, you know, to
your point.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Last year, a fourteen year old boy from Florida killed
himself after a lifelike game of Thrones. Chatbot sent him
a disturbing message telling him to quote come home to her.
Ooh yeah, the story's crazy, suell sets her. The third
became obsessed and fell in love with a character ai Bot.
According to a lawsuit filed by his mom, Megan Garcia,
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he exchanged sexually charged messages and even expressed suicidal thoughts with.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It to it. Did you think if he killed himself
that he would then, you know, transition like into the
computer world and that they could be together.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well that seems to be the case, and wow, the
boy's mental health quickly and severely declined after he downloaded
the app. In April twenty twenty three, and despite how
new the technology is, support groups have already been formed
to help people with addictions to it.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh huh, we a bunch of freaky creepy people after
your anter. A diction that could actually be the name
of one of the sex spots. That's a good yeah. Anyway,
don't have sex with the robot. You're looking for more
interpersonal relationships. This weekend, the first ever Fanned in My
Boots Festival goes down in Gulf Shores, Alabama. Oh. I
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love golf Shores. It's a country, you know. Well, it's
Brooks and Dunn and Morgan Wallen, our birthday boy today
and post malone. Kind of a mixture there, huh.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
One of my favorite things about going to Golf Shores,
Alabama is it's like spring break twelve months a year.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
They got this one place where the waitresses jump up
on the tables and like they dance or whatever. And
it's interesting because I think they sell oysters and crabs
there and I always wonder if this is safe, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh yeah, oh no, I'm sure they follow all the
hygienic rules and everything that they're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I don't know if it's hygienic, but the waitresses are attractive.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Ah, that makes a difference.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I enjoy that. You know, they're wearing little skirts and
stuff like that. It's a good time. It's good, clean fun.
Bring the kids, Okay, don't bring kids. Actually it's probably
a terrible idea. But Golf Shores is underrated. And then
if you don't like golf, what's the other place over there?
Fort Morgan? You ever go check out that old fort?
That fort was used in multiple wars. I think it
was used in the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World
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War One?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Would they name it after Fort Morgan? Morgan the named
after a guy named Fort Yeah, General Morgan. Oh yeah,
probably is the game.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You don't know. I went there once, but I forget
the story. But it's cool.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't know what do you? I don't know what
do I look like a historian? Why don't you ask
somebody from South Alabama?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You brought it up. I'm just saying you should go
check it out. It's your kind of place. Billy down
in South Alabama and a country boy. Yeah, they said
they went up to Chicago looking for a man named
a Gym. I believe his name was Slim. He's from
South Alabama and he didn't like this guy dem very
much and they ended up tangoing.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Sounds familiar. Yeah, well you know nothing about No. Maybe
they named that ford after Tracy Morgan. You don't know
Morgan Wallen.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I mean it is possible, Yeah, but I don't think
it was that. No, let's see Fort Morgan, let's see
the key. Well, it's a long article. Matter, I've got
the article. It really doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I mean it doesn't matter to me. It doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, you asked, you know, I like to provide an answer,
but I don't have a quick, easy answer for you.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
The point is this guy's history is fun, but it's
also kind of gay. Find the middle ground between fun
and gay. Don't go too deep, which can into the
gayness there. Yeah, congratulations to eat in Alexander. He's free
after five hundred and eighty four days.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh yeah, that's that last living hostage. Blah blah blah.
That nobody gave Trump any credit for sitting free, Well
he did.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
He held up a sign that said thank you President
Trump while he was flying home.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well that was nice.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Eating Alexander, who holds a dual American Israeli citizenship, the
last living American citizen held by Hamas, is now safe
in Israel. Apparently he's going to stay in Israel. He's
not coming right, safe in Israel though.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Well, I mean they're kind of you know, back and
forth and over there steel. Yeah, it's touchy, right, and yeah,
they're all a little touchy. Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
By the way, the Episcopal Church says they're going to
end federal refugee partnership because of their moral opposition to
Trump resettling white South Africans. Okay, you guys are so Christian?
How Christian are you that you won't help refugees if
they're white. I can't do it. Not entirely bad. Look,
you know that's not a look we like to go
(19:39):
with it. It's mind boggling. I mean that defies a lot.
You guys aren't even Christians? Then you're not going to
help someone because of their skin color and the skill.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's not so much the skin color. I think it's
the Trump derangement syndrome first.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And aren't the Episcopals their origin was uh, Philadelphia seventeen
eighty nine. But before the it was the Church of England.
You guys are white, you're the Anglican Anglican Communion Church
or whatever. You guys, you don't want to help white people.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You're white. It's a bad look. He fakes it. Yeah,
I mean that we got to promote the white guilt
a little further. Yet, I don't have that.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Do you ever look at what radicalizes conservatives and what
radicalizes liberals?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's all I look at anymore. Liberals.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There was a study recently conductive They said liberals are
radicalized because their life is too good they feel guilty
about it. Conservatives get radicalized because their life used to
be good and now it's not right. So which of
those two things do you think is more makes more
sense to you? The people that have been radicalized because
their life is so comfortable that they feel guilty about it,
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or the people whose lives were ruined by society and
political overlords.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
So damn good question, Kinney. And as soon as you
answer mine about the Fort, I'll probably answer yours. Okay,
hang on a second, we got to take a break now, No,
you're gonna get the answer.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Fort Morgan is named after Revolutionary War hero General Daniel Morgan.
He was a prominent figure during the Revolutionary War, and.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I really didn't I really thought you'd know that. I
wasn't that interested. Well now you do know, you'd actually
figure it out, but you didn't. You know.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
The funny thing that brings all the ties all this together,
General Daniel Morgan was a white guy, and you're marginalizing him,
just like the Episcopalians are marginalizing these white South Africas.
You're welcome, You sure about that, You sure about that.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
That's why Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Says he threatened to quit Ohio State if they didn't
allow church services for players. Why was that controversial?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I don't know. And why do they not allow players
to go to church? Yeah? Both sound that sound right.
We'll explore that coming up. That's but the important stuff first, Yeah,
the important stuff. We all can't wait to find out which.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Celebrity will eat cake today before they snart cocaine.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Off apple pie since it is an actional apple Pie day,
even though it's a birthday, you could have birthday pie.
I like apple pie. Today is Morgan Wallin's birthday. He's
a big name in the country music world, so I'm told, yes,
all of thirty two. He likes using language that we
can't describe on also throwing chairs off roof. Yeah, you
remember that he's up on top of the building. I
(00:48):
guess he was, you know, practicing for if he goes
to Saudi Arabia. But this was just chairs and he
really did not like being on Saturday Night Live. He
did not care for it. He walked off the set.
I heeartradio. Oh sorry, that's probably the wrong thing to
play there. Robert Pattinson, you remember him from Twilight kind
of he was also one of the worst Batman Yeah,
he's thirty nine. Buckehead is a guitar player who's famous
(01:12):
for wearing something on his head. Does anybody know what
it is? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, besides that, he's also famous for being an awesome guitarist. Yeah,
he's a good guitar player. Not to be confused that
the bucket heads, which is not a nobody wanted to
play my guessing game though a KFC bucket. Everybody knows
that it's not really that hard to My generation knows
everything about Buckethhead.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's why don't you wear a Popeye's boocket? Why just KFC?
They pay you any? Is that? I mean? If it
responsors you, great, If not, maybe he alluld open it
up to some some players. You know what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I've been listening to his music for probably thirty years.
You just blew my mind.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Man, I mean to Why don't even I didn't, I
didn't plan to do it, nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I think I need to go for a walk. Why
is he Why doesn't he get paid anything? He's been
promoting their brand for decades, he gets nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Do you eat a lot of KFC because of him?
Now no, but I know that it's not working. Maybe
that's why I don't have one near my house. Is
the only reason why. Bro, he is a sick guitar player.
Have you ever seen him rip it up? He's one
of the best alive. I mean, he's fifty six. Happy birthday.
He's like the Bootsy Collins of guitar. Okay, yeah, anyway,
(02:23):
you were saying. He was in Guns N' Roses for
about four years before he became a bucket hit. He
replaced Slash.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He was also in Colonel Claypool's bucket of Bernie Brain's Cornbugs.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
He was in Deli Creep's Brain.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Travis Dickerson played with shin Terrey, played with a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Of big bands. Never heard of them. It's okay, I
wouldn't have thought you did. His real name is Brian,
It's true something. Darius Rucker is fifty nine. He is
not Hootie, but he is. Stephen Colbert is sixty one,
the Worm, Dennis Rodman sixty four. We run into him
(03:03):
sometimes around here.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
He wouldn't do the show unless we've paid him money,
So that's why he's never been on the show.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It could have got him some KFC whoa easy, mister,
Oh did you just know? I'm fine with that? Okay,
Alan Ball, I don't say it nowhere here is sixty
eight today. He's the guy that created True Blood and
Six Feet Under and got an Oscar for American Beauty.
(03:28):
So good for him. Yeah, that movie was all right.
Stevie Wonder Muncal Genius is seventy five. Harvey Kitel, so
many great movies. He's eighty six years old. He is good.
And the late Richie vallens Lem it was born on
this date, nineteen forty one. Did he die? That's sad?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I did a little while back.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Why.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I had no idea. He said he was in the
Chicago Hall of Fame, but it's the Chicano Hall of Fame.
I read past it the first time we had to
go back.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, that's really sad that he died. Was he with
anyone famous when he died? Pretty much just him, Big
Bopper and Buddy Holly. I think that was it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You mean that guy from Beaumont. Yeah, wow, Yeah, Richie
was seventeen. That's sad. He's only so boxing legend. I
don't know who this guy is, Joe Lewis anyway, he
was born on this day, be author of well you
know b Arthur. Oh my god, one of my childhood crushes.
(04:29):
I was so into b Arthur. Today is the birthday
of cult leader murderer Jim Jones. Yeah, he murdered Congressman
back in the day, and then nine hundred and nine
of his cult followers. He got them all to commit
mass suicide.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And now our recording of him committing suicide hard, it's tied.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It only first only at first is a hard tid.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Only at first living, you're.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Looking at death.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Living is much much.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
More difficult.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Raising up every morning and not on what's gonna have
been the nice bringing.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's much more difficult.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Did you get how he's the listening like that? There's
a list he was because he was on drugs, so
he was fading. And in the background you hear people resisting.
This audio recording is really creepy.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Isn't it crying? They did nothing to cry about they
wait it all it's just about.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You see how he has the same lisp as her.
That's the drug that they And it wasn't cool aid.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It was flavor aid, right, that the grape flavor aid
with sinide. Why grape I wonder maybe that was I
don't know if they took a vote or what. Today
is National Apple Pie Day and it's LEPrecon Day.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Why why isn't that in March? Bro Leprechauns are straight
up terrifying. Dude, have you ever seen a leprechaun? There's
they're really scary. I mean I always thought they were
scary one time they saw leprechauns and Mobile Alabama, I'm for.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Crowds are coming by the dozens to get an up
close view at what some say as a piece of
Irish folklore.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Some people in the Criton area of Mobiles say a
leprecawn has taking up residents in their neighborhood. A leprechaun
fifteen's Brian Johnson has.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
More curiosity leads to large crowds in Mobile's Critened community.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Many of you bring binoculars, can quarters, even camera phones
to take pictures to me and look like a left
cond to me, I gotta do a look up, bit
of cheat? Who else? Right?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Apparently that lepriquan is still out there if any of
our Mobile Alabama listeners are seeing it, Cause at age
six six, I love wjit it gets around pretty good.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, we'd like to know. Now this day in history
and herald to you by the Walton Johnson smartphone app.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Hang on, It's World Cocktail Day, Apple Pie Day, Fruit
Cocktail Day, International Homsday, and Crewton Day.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Did we mention all of those? Well? We did. No.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I just want to make sure that's established. I would
hate to leave out the Creuton community. Sure suffered enough,
you know, being the only carbohydrate on your low carb dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay, underappreciated, all right, I pack those off of your
salad if you want to lose weight, Yeah, I don't.
Two or three crutons put you right over the top. Honestly,
they're not even that good. They're dry. It's like a
waste of calories. At least they're made out of garlic bread.
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Today, in sixteen oh four, one hundred and four, Britz
establish the colony of Jamestown and what would become America eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Huh where was this America as well? Sort of? Sixteen
oh four Jamestown.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Today, in eighteen forty six, Congress declares war on Mexico,
and I'm here for it. I think Mexico needs to
turn turn out good for us. Bad for Mexico.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Mexico's still there. No, they will.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
We won, though not all of it's still there. No,
it's true if it's ours now. But they'd like it back, please.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, they can't have it today.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
In nineteen forty, Churchhill offers his blood toil, tears and sweat.
Of course that's not how he said it. No, he
said it all cool today. Nineteen fifty, Diners Club issued
the first credit cards. Did you ever have a Diners
Club card?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Billy? Did you ever do? No, mister Kea Steve, anybody
ever had one? No one's ever had one. I've never
seen one.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Valcro is invented today in nineteen fifty eight. Sometimes when
I meet younger women at bars, I lie to them
and tell them I invented Valcro. My favorite thing about
that line is it usually works. Really yeah, they don't know,
they have no idea what was going on before nineteen
ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You know, they're young, they're idiots. You could tell them
me you invented a lot of stuff post it notes,
but you do that one. But Valcro is just weird
enough where they're like, oh wow, double sided tape is fun.
That's a good one. Yeah, because they can never get
that all. You know, you got it on this finger
and you peel that part off and then it's over here.
You're trying to peel the back of is. By the
time you get both sides peeled off, you've touched it
(08:38):
so much, hardly even sticky anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
And nobody knows who invented gorilla glue. That'd be another
thing to lie about in a bar. I invented gorilla clue. Really,
I love gorilla clue.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
More Pope news on this day in history, just like yesterday,
we had some nineteen eighty one, Pope John Paul the
second was shot in an assassination attempt. It's saying Peter Square,
the guy who did it, wrote that he was trying
to protest against the US, Russia and genocide in El
Salvador in Afghanistan. Did it work? He was all over
(09:10):
the map? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Literally, you got a zero in on something, dude, You know,
pick kidding, pick a cause and mitualize, stick.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
To one thing, you know. Today was the thirty first anniversary,
nineteen ninety four of Johnny Carson's final TV appearance appearance,
and he went on The David Letterman Show.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's right, Yeah, yeah, those two guys, they apparently they
were friends.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
But then at that time, Jimmy Fallon was nineteen years old. Wow. Yeah,
But anyway, which one of those guys is your favorite?
None of them? None? No, Johnny Carson maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, Johnny, I thought you met of the New People. Yeah,
they was the master. They're all terrible. I watched the
Tonight Show. I fell asleep recently and the Tonight Show
is on when I woke.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Up, and I couldn't believe how bad it was. It
was worse than I thought it would be. Today's the
anniversary of Margot Kidder's death. Very sad. She died at
her home in Montana. She was sixty nine. She was
Lois Lane back in the really old Superman movies. Cool.
Was she hot or I don't remember? Is she still hot?
But she's dead? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Do you see this thing with the they have a
saint that they it's a dead person and really dead,
I mean just really really dead.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And so sod is it this person?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's a four hundred year old corpse of a guy,
of a saint and it's on display right now. Incredibly,
they say it's an incredibly well preserved corpse of a
saint who died four hundred years ago. It's astonishing emotional visitors.
Sixteenth century Catholic saint, the body of Saint Teresa of
Jesus Terresa, that's what it says. Unveiled to the public
(10:47):
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I thought this is only the saints. They could only
be men, especially back in those days. No, no, no,
you can have women. Yeah, and then look at this,
it's in a nuns garb Oh, boy, she really does
look good.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
It said, it's really well preserved. It's a decaying skull,
it's a skeleton. The display was part of an opening
ceremony of public veneration.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
They say, I guess four hundred years the fact that
it's just not dust, it's pretty surprising.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I mean, look, it's a decaying skeleton dressed up like
a nun, but it still looks better than Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well that's true. Obviously.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I'm a complete utter clown, and you've exposed me as such.
Because when I say that I have proof, and you
asked me for the proof, and I say that the
proof is that I just told you I had the proof,
Well that's really not much proof.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Is it. Wolton and Johnson concerned about the future.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You see how the world is changing around you. With
new technology comes new evolution in our economy, but also
new evolution in things like love, sex and relationships.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Let's explore that.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Tell them more.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
With the end of the world. These are prophecies from
the end of time.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yes, it's another sign of the apocalypse, and it's probably
brought to you.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
By our good friends at the Silver Slipper Casino. Have
you been lately?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I was talking to somebody yesterday about it, and they're
just like, Oh, I can't wait to go back.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Not recently enough. I love the Silver I know we
want to go there. You got to go visit them.
They're in Bay Saint Louis. They have so much fun
stuff to do there. There's food and drink and entertainment
and gaming and a hotel, the best crab legs you
ever had, the best steakhouse you've ever eaten at. You're
gonna love the Silver Slipper Casino even more than Zoomers
are gonna love. Having sex with artificial intelligence New Wonna.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
A new report claims you can have six with AI.
Not in Houston it's illegal, but in other places you
can only if they catch you. No, it's true.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Fortunately for us, our former mayor made it illegal to
have robot sex. Brothels that we were he rarely protected
us from that.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
But I don't know if it was. If they mentioned
AI specifically, we might have a yes an out there
on that. It might be a loophole. Looking for a loophole,
aren't you.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
A new pole claims a shocking majority of gen Zer's
young people in their early to mid twenties would marry
AI and think it could replace a human connection. Yeah, guys,
these numbers are crazy. Eighty three percent of young people
born between nineteen ninety seven and twenty twelve said they
believe they could develop meaningful connections with a chatbot. Eighty
(13:28):
percent said they would even consider marrying one.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You don't think they was just messing with the guy
doing a survey. It's completely possible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
A staggering seventy five percent of gen Zers also said
they think AI partners have the potential to fully replace
human companionship. Two thousand young people were part of a
survey conducted by the digital companion platform Joyai, the chatbot app,
which describes itself as a sex positive space for users
(13:55):
to indulge in romance, practice dating, and explore their fantasies
was conducted they connected to the pulling in April. Amit
a rebranding, joy AI offers a quote, stress and judgment
free alternative for individuals seeking a break from traditional dating.
JO want to say what they look like? They have
the people here on the screen. They're AI generated lovers,
(14:15):
and you could see what they look like. Let me
make this a little bigger. It look like Tom Sillek, right.
Look at one of them's like a Mexican cowboy. One
of them looks like an Asian porn star. Most of
them look like hot chicks. But then you'll notice sprinkled
among the options here, there's japan animation. You can have
sex with a reindeer. You can have sex with an
old Mexican cowboys.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It's a very muscular reindeer, though it's very strange.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't know what the point of any of this is,
but if it makes you happy, I guess if it
makes you happy, why are you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So saying why not? I don't think I want to
have sex with a robot.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't know something about the feeling of human flesh,
something about that. Call me crazy, But there's something about
the feeling of a woman's on my neck that can't
be replaced by a cold metal machine.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
He might he might be right. They might have been
just messing with the survey dude. Or they may have
never actually felt the touch of human flesh before, so
they don't know what they miss it. You know, some
of these young kids today, they ain't getting nothing except
what they get off that compute. Well, you know, to
your point.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Last year, a fourteen year old boy from Florida killed
himself after a lifelike game of Thrones. Chatbot sent him
a disturbing message telling him to quote come home to her.
Ooh yeah, the story's crazy, suell sets her. The third
became obsessed and fell in love with a character ai Bot.
According to a lawsuit filed by his mom, Megan Garcia,
(15:42):
he exchanged sexually charged messages and even expressed suicidal thoughts with.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It to it. Did you think if he killed himself
that he would then, you know, transition like into the
computer world and that they could be together.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well that seems to be the case, and wow, the
boy's mental health quickly and severely declined after he downloaded
the app. In April twenty twenty three, and despite how
new the technology is, support groups have already been formed
to help people with addictions to it.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh huh, we a bunch of freaky creepy people after
your anter. A diction that could actually be the name
of one of the sex spots. That's a good yeah. Anyway,
don't have sex with the robot. You're looking for more
interpersonal relationships. This weekend, the first ever Fanned in My
Boots Festival goes down in Gulf Shores, Alabama. Oh. I
(16:33):
love golf Shores. It's a country, you know. Well, it's
Brooks and Dunn and Morgan Wallen, our birthday boy today
and post malone. Kind of a mixture there, huh.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
One of my favorite things about going to Golf Shores,
Alabama is it's like spring break twelve months a year.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
They got this one place where the waitresses jump up
on the tables and like they dance or whatever. And
it's interesting because I think they sell oysters and crabs
there and I always wonder if this is safe, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh yeah, oh no, I'm sure they follow all the
hygienic rules and everything that they're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I don't know if it's hygienic, but the waitresses are attractive.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Ah, that makes a difference.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I enjoy that. You know, they're wearing little skirts and
stuff like that. It's a good time. It's good, clean fun.
Bring the kids, Okay, don't bring kids. Actually it's probably
a terrible idea. But Golf Shores is underrated. And then
if you don't like golf, what's the other place over there?
Fort Morgan? You ever go check out that old fort?
That fort was used in multiple wars. I think it
was used in the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World
(17:30):
War One?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Would they name it after Fort Morgan? Morgan the named
after a guy named Fort Yeah, General Morgan. Oh yeah,
probably is the game.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You don't know. I went there once, but I forget
the story. But it's cool.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't know what do you? I don't know what
do I look like a historian? Why don't you ask
somebody from South Alabama?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
You brought it up. I'm just saying you should go
check it out. It's your kind of place. Billy down
in South Alabama and a country boy. Yeah, they said
they went up to Chicago looking for a man named
a Gym. I believe his name was Slim. He's from
South Alabama and he didn't like this guy dem very
much and they ended up tangoing.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Sounds familiar. Yeah, well you know nothing about No. Maybe
they named that ford after Tracy Morgan. You don't know
Morgan Wallen.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I mean it is possible, Yeah, but I don't think
it was that. No, let's see Fort Morgan, let's see
the key. Well, it's a long article. Matter, I've got
the article. It really doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I mean it doesn't matter to me. It doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, you asked, you know, I like to provide an answer,
but I don't have a quick, easy answer for you.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
The point is this guy's history is fun, but it's
also kind of gay. Find the middle ground between fun
and gay. Don't go too deep, which can into the
gayness there. Yeah, congratulations to eat in Alexander. He's free
after five hundred and eighty four days.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh yeah, that's that last living hostage. Blah blah blah.
That nobody gave Trump any credit for sitting free, Well
he did.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
He held up a sign that said thank you President
Trump while he was flying home.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well that was nice.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Eating Alexander, who holds a dual American Israeli citizenship, the
last living American citizen held by Hamas, is now safe
in Israel. Apparently he's going to stay in Israel. He's
not coming right, safe in Israel though.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Well, I mean they're kind of you know, back and
forth and over there steel. Yeah, it's touchy, right, and yeah,
they're all a little touchy. Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
By the way, the Episcopal Church says they're going to
end federal refugee partnership because of their moral opposition to
Trump resettling white South Africans. Okay, you guys are so Christian?
How Christian are you that you won't help refugees if
they're white. I can't do it. Not entirely bad. Look,
you know that's not a look we like to go
(19:39):
with it. It's mind boggling. I mean that defies a lot.
You guys aren't even Christians? Then you're not going to
help someone because of their skin color and the skill.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's not so much the skin color. I think it's
the Trump derangement syndrome first.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
And aren't the Episcopals their origin was uh, Philadelphia seventeen
eighty nine. But before the it was the Church of England.
You guys are white, you're the Anglican Anglican Communion Church
or whatever. You guys, you don't want to help white people.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You're white. It's a bad look. He fakes it. Yeah,
I mean that we got to promote the white guilt
a little further. Yet, I don't have that.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Do you ever look at what radicalizes conservatives and what
radicalizes liberals?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's all I look at anymore. Liberals.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There was a study recently conductive They said liberals are
radicalized because their life is too good they feel guilty
about it. Conservatives get radicalized because their life used to
be good and now it's not right. So which of
those two things do you think is more makes more
sense to you? The people that have been radicalized because
their life is so comfortable that they feel guilty about it,
(20:43):
or the people whose lives were ruined by society and
political overlords.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
So damn good question, Kinney. And as soon as you
answer mine about the Fort, I'll probably answer yours. Okay,
hang on a second, we got to take a break now, No,
you're gonna get the answer.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Fort Morgan is named after Revolutionary War hero General Daniel Morgan.
He was a prominent figure during the Revolutionary War, and.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I really didn't I really thought you'd know that. I
wasn't that interested. Well now you do know, you'd actually
figure it out, but you didn't. You know.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
The funny thing that brings all the ties all this together,
General Daniel Morgan was a white guy, and you're marginalizing him,
just like the Episcopalians are marginalizing these white South Africas.
You're welcome, You sure about that, You sure about that.
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