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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Need to be aware of it because it could have
happened to you. Everybody in this room probably gets Amazon
packages delivered to their home.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, I bet even Billy ed. Does you know? I
have noticed occasionally somebody will drop a brown cardboard box
off at the front porch. Ain't it weird? And it's
a it's a box, It's a brown box. And I
always I asked Praline. I was like, well, what was that.
She's like, oh, that's nothing. It's always nothing. It sounds
(00:26):
like it's something. I think it will some Well, thank
god it was a box.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
A female Amazon delivery driver was caught on two security
cameras going to the restroom on the properties of two
homeowners no both this past Sunday, on Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Amazon says they know who she is. They said they're
going to fire her.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Here's one of the females talking about the mess left
at their house.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
When I woke up, my husband said he was going
to bring me some coffee in a pastry. He went
downstairs and was greeted by a not only one package,
but a second inappropriate, disgusting package which was essentially like
human feces and you look to be urination. I kind
of like clutch my pearls a little bit because I'm like, really,
a second time is kind of like, wow, still still
not done.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
She probably had taco bell before. Yeah, that explains it.
The kid certainly allowed. If that's the case.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I got to think if they did it right on
someone's property, it was you know, it was supposed to
send a message.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, I feel like it might have been kind of
personal there somehow. Maybe the Amazon driver if if they
want to leave their you know, their deposit on the porch,
maybe they ought not to deliver the package. Isn't that
the weirdest man? That's pretty much like just telling you
who who left both packages?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And there's cameras everywhere always these days. I bet, if
not everyone, most of the people in the room have
a ring, doorbell camera or some kind of camera on
the front of their house.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Who doesn't, Now I know, and I thought you across
the street from you exactly then it looks at your house.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's cheap. They're like forty bucks. They're very easy to get,
they're very affordable.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Do you have a dashboard camera? Yet? That is becoming
the thing now because there's so many people out there
that will actually if they don't just stop short in
front of you and try to get you to hit them.
They will back up into you. I have had two
people tell me in the last week, either they or
a family member, somebody will pull in front of them,
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stop real fast, and if you don't hit them, they
will back up into you and then claim you hit them,
obviously for insurance and all that kind of stuff. But
if you have a dashboard camera, you cant go, oh well,
let's up, let's go to the tape, and that's usually
when they freak. They take out leave.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
There's an easy way out of this if you don't
have the camera when you get out of your car
and just tell them you're an illegal immigrant with no
driver's license and no car in shirts.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah I was a bopped to back into you before
you backed into me. Yeah, I mean, joke's on you.
Ah I.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Meanwhile, a woman in Maryland drove through a street fair
on Saturday because the road was blocked off and she
couldn't get to work.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, the GPS on her phone or of the car
probably told her to go.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She didn't know any better. Chest cam footage of it
is making the round on is online. Here's the officer's
interaction with Kai de Berry Bostik.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Go ahead, play the tape please, I apologize for the inconvenience.
I'll be happy to call you a taxi. Fortunately, I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Have to come back.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I see to get out. I I gotta go to work.
What do you want to do? I have to go
to work. You cannot get out.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Stop your car, stop, stop, stop, get out of the car.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Wow, boy, she's a hoot. Yeah, we're watching the video
right now.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
In the street. Run over anybody, or just drive through
slow enough to get them to move out of the way. Well,
I've got it on the screen right here.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Look, she wasn't supposed to be there, and the cops
chasing after her.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It is the huh yeah, and he's catching her kills.
There's people in the way, and he's trying to open
up the car. Oh yeah. People are pretty mad about this.
The people decided to stand in front of her and
stop her because they could see that the police wanted
her to.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
If you were thinking about driving through, it's funny too.
She's like, I gotta get to work. You're not gonna
get to work now? What did you think was gonna happen?
The cop was good, Okay, drive through the street, fair work?
Oh fine, then leave maam. Meanwhile, some frequent fires had
odd responses to this woman in a recent viral video.
Would you like to sit next to a woman who
brought a whole rotisserie chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
On a flight? A she gonna share?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I guess it's not as bad as like tune a
salad or egg salad or something real pretty bad though, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I ssa for having something crazy in my bag, but
I told her this is how you give yourself a
first class experience without paying for first class.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
So let me show you. Okay, cold roots free chicken.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I'm gonna get my protein in the flight. I hate
buying airport food, so I usually just try to pot
like a salad or something, and I didn't have time,
so I was like, let me just get like a
whole chicken from Whole Foods. And this is going to
hold me over for like the entire day, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I can't speak for all airports everywhere, but if you
noticed the airport in our city the last few times
I drove, it's just full of health food everywhere. It
used to be really easy to find junk food, and
I used to think like, Wow, if only there was
something healthy. Now, there's so much health food that it's
almost obnoxiosed. It's like everything I hate that it's nothing
(05:10):
but protein bars and sugar free twisties and you know, yeah,
can I get a healthy medium here on a donut?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
How about a donut? How about how about some beef jerky?
That's what I like about Bucky bring your own, bring
your own beef jerky to the airport. Yeah, where would
you stop on the way, BUCkies, I guess well you'd
have it. Beef jerkey holds up pretty well. You know,
you could buy it today and take it next month. Really,
how long did you keep your beef jerkey? Comes in
a ziplock bag, doesn't it. We have Jamie bersher on
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beef jerkey right over there. I ain't most of it all,
I know. Yeah, Jamie's the man. He's been here a
while and it's still good. Jamie's cool.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm not really into zytaco music, but I really like
his food. And then he also makes a spray, So
if you mess up the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Or if Amazon delivers you know, on your porch, you
can spray that spray and it'll take the stink Away.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's a good thinking. He should market it that way,
Jay probably should. You think he even knows about that.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Every Amazon driver should come equipped with a bottle of
his spray, you know, the the what do they call it,
the pooh no More stink no more something. It's called
pooh Away. It's got I don't know what it's called,
but anyway, it's a great product. It's just genius. He's
like the Kanye West of poop spray. Oh, I wouldn't
do that.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
It's gonna be crazier than whatever Kanye West is doing
at this particular moment.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Dwalton and Johnson Radio Network. I have a follow up
story to your gen Z story from just a few
minutes ago. Oh yeah, gen Z, which said that they
would marry.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
A AI, that they would have sex of the robot
instead of a human.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
They think it would be more fulfilling. They want to
get married to artificial intelligence, which I guess this new
survey asking all generations, jim Zers are the first ones
to say they think their pet are their children, which
comes in handy if you're married to AI, because you're
(07:06):
not gonna make any real children, are you. Yeah. They
talk to older generations they said they consider their pets pets.
Some generations said they consider them like siblings. Believe it
or not, that was the millennials. But gen Z says
they think there is no difference between caring for a
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pet and caring for a human life.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Nah, dogs are not your children. Dogs are pets, but
they are humans. Dogs are people too. They're a little
better than humans. I know. Yeah, I mean, I love dogs.
I wouldn't want to live life without a dog. But
I don't think that their children. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So is this going to be the end of mankind?
All the gen z yers they're just gonna marry artificial
intelligence and not make babies, and then the human population
on the planet will go away in a couple of
more generations.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well, this goes back to a problem we've discussed many
times on the show. My generation and the generation younger
than me, especially like the middle class white people, they're
just not making babies anymore. Yeah, you know who is
making babies. The illegal immigrants there breeding like rabbits. Yeah,
well your people too, mister. Oh, a lot of black
people aren't having kids anymore. The numbers are diminishing. And
(08:19):
turns out maybe building an abortion clinic, and every low
income black neighborhood had a little.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Bit to do with that. Don't look at me. I'm
doing everything I can. I know you're trying to Musk.
We're taking care of midmuth. You know I'm playing How
that going? Yeah? Oh? Going good for me? Like you
know to Gelbo, nobody's thing. I'm doing my thing.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You didn't have to explain that. Nobody thought you were
having sex with Elon Musk. I don't think you're his type.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No, probably not. No, Yeah, you don't have enough Twitter
followers for you. Sadly, I know, poor guy.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Anyway, Uh, drug already on the market could prevent a
million a million new alzheimer patients a year. Docs discovered
a drug already on the market. They say that might
actually help out people with dementia. It's pretty exciting news.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And it's now cheaper than ever before thanks to trip.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Alzheimer's has affected nearly seven million Americans, a number that's
expected to spike to thirteen point nine million by twenty sixty.
But now there's a new study that found that nucleoside
reverse transcript TASSI inhibitors NRTIs a common class of medication
for HIV obviously could dramatic What could dramatically decrease the
(09:30):
risk of developing this neurodegenerative disorder?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well, all right, Dan.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
They looked at two hundred and seventy thousand patients age
fifty and older who they observe to have a risk
for Alzheimer's and discovered six percent to thirteen percent for
each patient. We're on NRTIs and actually this stuff really works.
They say it's already out there, it's already available. You
can get it right now, which begs the question, if
this is already available, how can they tell us the
numbers of people with dementia are going to spike from well,
(09:58):
the seven million to the thirteen point nine them.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Before and after? Yeah, where's the before and after? Right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Use the drug then it won't go up, right presumably anyway.
I mean that's positive news.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, put a positive spin to it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Everything's negative all the time constantly, and we're giving you
actual good news and people are mad at us for that.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, good news. Uh you know, uh, animal news. You
know baby baby animals are specially good.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And don't forget AI generated stock market tips sure.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
By low sell high. Oh wait, it's dropping. Never mind,
it's up. Should we break out the party hats?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
No?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Make that painkillers, no confetti, no, make that antidepressants. Hold on,
it's going up again, I mean down. It's a cesaw
yo yo on a roller coaster with a blindfold. Have
you considered asking for a dad joke instead? Honestly, it's
safer at least dad jokes only crash your dignity.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
No, I really just wanted some stock market advice. I
don't know what you'll do with all that nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I'm not going to do anything. In the meantime, the
nasdack continue to climb up oval one percent now, and
it was a four percent yesterday. Nasdaq up, but the
Dow is down about a fourth of a percent zero
point four. Yeah, so that ain't much at all. You're
making any money today. I'm looking good, actually doing pretty
(11:21):
well because most of mine is. I'm leaning nowles deck
stucks and sam uh. Yeah. It look like I'm doing
just about as good today with a nasdack as I
did yesterday on that dial going up almost twelve.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I'm feeling good about mine too. I mean, you know,
it's up and down. It's volatility, you never know. But
in for the time at this particular specific moment, I'm
looking at it and it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So I'm grateful for that. Thank you God, and thank
you Donald Trump. But now back to that good news
stuff like animal stories. Animal control officers in San Francisco
rescued three baby raccoons that got stuck in the wall
outside of the Chase Center where the basket ball team
out there plays their games. Sure, if you've never seen
(12:03):
baby raccoons, they're so cute. Oh my goodness, you should
look that story up. So because I can't show it
to you on the radio, but you can see it there.
Give me the heads up. Would you say that they're
a dorbs? Yeah, well I would definitely say that. Well,
that's great. I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Saudi Arabia, welcome former McDonald's employee with an amazing mobile restaurant.
Donald Trump, as you know, is an employee of McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's true. How long did he work there? Several hours?
Several hours? Yeah, you really can't make this up.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Trump's visiting the Mid East this week and stopping first
in Saudi Arabia. What was there to greet him but
a full on mobile McDonald's they had a McDonald's that
was attached to a semi truck, and you know they
were like, go ahead, go ahead, sidey. You know, the
man likes what he likes, and as a former McDonald's employee,
he deserves this sort of treatment.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Now they're showing him plenty of respect. When he arrives
over there, rolling out the red carpet, his own McDonald
the king shows up right there at the airport to
greet eat him with the limo MBS. Yeah, yeah, got
his uh got his McDonald's right there. Now. When Barack
Obama went for a visit, you remember what happened, what
Trany's or he hit the ground with his forehead. He did,
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he did bow into them all over there, letting him know,
you know how important they are.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, there's he's there to obey his master exactly. It
feels more like the Saudi's work for Trump. But uh,
but Obama worked for the Saudis so.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And that's just another reason why you gotta hate the man.
Oh Trump derangement syndrome. It's just it's still there.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You remember when Joe went to Saudi Arabia his famous
fist bump. He gave the guy a fistball. He was
trying to be COVID compliant and everybody just shake his hands. Sissy,
what's wrong with you? Do you think Joe remembers when
he went over there?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, I don't think he knew he was there when
he was there, much less after. Joe has no memory
of it at all. Bless his heart. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Uh, there's an interesting map of Tim Tebow. There's a
clip of Tim Tebow showing a map of child sexual
abuse in the United States. It's basically the map has
red dots on it, and the map's just covered in red.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
God, and he got real.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Emotional sharing a map with Sean Ryan showing one hundred
and eleven thousand IP addresses that downloaded child porn of
kids under twelve. There's a similar thing at Texas scorecard
dot com where they show you all the public school
teachers in the state of Texas that have been arrested
for diddling little kids. And again, it's just like a redmap.
There's just dots everywhere. Dot dot dot dot dot dot
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dot the measles. Yeah, isn't that kind of stop? At
some point? You'd think, is there some point in which
we could stop? Society will finally figure out is it
not enough to humiliate them on social media? We know
this guy named Alex, He's got this group called Predator Poetriers,
and he goes online and he tricks them into showing
up at like a Walmart, and then he humiliates them,
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makes fun of him on camera, kind of like that
Chris guy did years ago, Chris Hansen, and he did
it stop anything, No, one of it. Seems like it's
just becoming more and more I would say popular, but that's.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Not the right way.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
One of them died, one of them killed himself, and
then the LGBTQ community said Chris Hansen was homophobic. Yeah,
it's his full Yeah, explain that one to me, you
know who would have been nuts to hear that story.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Don't forget boys and girls too eat it every day.
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