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May 13, 2025 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This morning, you guys were wondering, what's the identity of
the fat man. Who's the fat man on the fat
shot that Trump was talking about?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Nicholas emailed and he said the fat Man has been revealed,
apparently according to Nicholas, and I don't know where this,
uh you know, originated. He says, it's John Catsi Metitis
something like that Greek well of Greek origin, an American

(00:30):
Greek from.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
About four and a half to five billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And that is apparently the brilliant businessman friend of Trump's
that is on the fat shot.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
That's what we hear.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh, I recognize him. He's really really ugly, yeah, and
really really fat.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You know what he looks like? You googled him.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I assume, Yeah, he's I don't know how to describe him,
but his face looks like he got stung by a
bee kind of a thing, all puffed up.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You're like, wow, that's that's what your face looks like. Huh.
I think he ran for mayor in New York once,
if I'm not mistaken, could be.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
He lives on the Upper East Side now, didn't always
live there. When his family moved in the forties, to America.
He was an infant and grew up in Harlem, worked
as a grocery clerk, attended New York University, and dropped
out a chance to own a piece of the shop
where he was working. He is a self made billionaire

(01:25):
who has a diversified What yeah, that's right, say you
diversified portfolio? Well, why is that so weird? A lot
of people I have a diverse We'd just hear mister
Jossa in that all the time. But I mean at
portfolio of businesses that he owns, not just a few stocks.
He owns the huge chain of New York City supermarket's
oil refinery, United Refining in Pennsylvania, and New York real estate,

(01:49):
and on and on and on. I got a diverse portfolio.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I got Tesla, I got Exxon, I got Grinder, I
got all the major players.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You go, you said, but yeah, you know, yeah, you
got to invest. That's that's the rich man. That's the
fat man. A story friend of mine who's business man,
very very very top guy. Most of you would have
heard of him.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Top guy, a highly neurotic, brilliant businessman, seriously overweight.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
And he takes the fat. The fat shot yeah, drug.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
And Trump told him it's not working. Oh my God,
needs to take it longer.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Trump is so cool. We don't have We've never had
a president like this. It's just every time he talks,
it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You notice how to roll out the red carpet to
greet him over there, in in your Saudi Arabia or
wherever too.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Man, I've been on the runway everybody. Yeah, yeah, the
king or whatever he.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Is over there, he's a crown prince. You just whatever
he went. I mean, he was there at the airport,
you know what, Like they sent a driver, you know,
or the vice president or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
The big boy himself showed up, made feel real important
when he got off the plane.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Boy, those Saudi Arabians there in some weird stuff though.
You ever read about this stuff that they do with
Western prostitutes.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh, we don't want to know about all that.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
What are they call it the Dubai porta Potti or whatever.
They have some weird things that they're into, That's all
I'm saying. I've read things.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It was going to be in at the top self
made all that kind of stuff. We talked about the
new survey to Pole or whatever that just came out
about Johnny Football being the greatest of all time in
college football. Sure, a lot of emails come in disagreeing
with that, and a lot of them think herschel Walker
should be named and is the most dominant greatest college

(03:42):
football player of all time. A lot of those emails
did come from the you know, Georgia, Georgia area. You know,
I don't know if that had anything to do with
it or not.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Probably all that.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'll bet you know he has a bulldog if I
have a mistake, herschel Walker come in one. Archie Griff
and Jim Brown. I mean, see these people go way
back chose his list t bow Bo Jackson. I ain't
heard many people talk about bo got it done all right?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
More than one support Yeah Bow Nos.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
He number five on the list, all ahead of Johnny Football.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Bro Bo is in some good TV commercials back in
the day. I mean, he was just great at selling
products to you. Remember, didn't he get an artificial limb
or a hip or something like that? Yep?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I think, And they had a TV commercial where they
showed him like getting manufactured like a robot, and then
he came out and started playing football in baseball, Yeah,
and it'd be bad on any joints ionic man. I
wonder if he had glucosamine. You know what I would
have done if I was him? Would you have done?
Got him get the T dot Com used in his day,
used promo code WJ for that joints support.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
That would have really helped him out.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
They they've just pulled his leg off, and it was
partly his fault because he runs so strong and fast.
When a dude tackled him by the leg. Herschel tried
to run out from under his own leg him or
Herschel or I mean bo Yeah, yeah, I'm reading about
Herschel here. And Earl Campbell in the top ten, you
know from back in his days.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Is a mean guy, dude. A lot of.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
People trying to base this all just his entire career.
This is the greatest of college football specifically, and that's
why the people that put Johnny Man's at the stop
said those two years was so impactful to not just
to him or his team, but the entire sport.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
And that's why they gave it to him. To Johnny's credit.
And I had to give him credit for anything, because
you know, I'm not an aggy, but he got people
that weren't interested in college football to start watching college
football like me, like you yeah, and why why are
you mister Kenneth?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Was he handsome enough for something? Was?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
It was the story at the time that he was
doing amazing things.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
And I had.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Friends that normally wouldn't have come over and watched football.
They actually came over and watched for a few minutes. Well,
while we're doing sports here few minutes. Wow, yeah fans, huh.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, big, big fans there.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yankees Oswalda Cabrera taking off the field in an ambulance
after a gruesome injury. Don't you guys have a chance
to look at this there? Hang on, let me put
this up on the screen for you guys. So yesterday, they're.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Good to see something gruesome.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Thanks, Well, you know, like grewesome gesoms. Gruesome is entertaining.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Lot. Let me take a feel good night for the Yankees.
Smacks to right and it hangs up for Tavaris. It's
gonna be deep enough for Cabrera. Let's see. He takes
off and the throw won't be in time. Cabrera look
at his ankle, his.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Hand past rally but scored on a sacrifice fly.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
It became a very somber night. In the ninth inning
Monday night, he had to race the throw into whole place.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Scored on a sacrifice fly, but in the process suffered
a serious looking ankle injury.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
You could see his ankles twisted. Look at his ankle
and look at nasty I saw at that time. Yeah,
that was brow slide.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I don't know if he was trying to slide and
got hung up or what, but he didn't slide. He
just kind of step step step step, and that ankle.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Flipped the wrong way right.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
He sidestepped the catcher to avoid a tag, but then
as he pivoted back towards the plate, his ankle appeared
to give out.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
The cleats grab sometimes you know, that's what they're supposed
to do, but when you slid and you don't need
to have you cleat in the dark.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
In the meantime, this I don't know if you've heard
of this guy. He's uh kind of getting some attention
right now. Schaduer Sanders, Huh, Who's that? He says he's
thankful for Trump's support during the NFL draft. Apparently Trump
was all behind uh coach Prime's little boy there for him. Yeah,
it's nice to you know. He was having a tough day.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Apparently he was supposed to go real high and he
went real low and that didn't work out.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Shadowear Sanders express gratitude to Trump for supporting him as
he slipped into the fifth round of the NFL Draft
last month.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Sounds bad.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Son of Dion Sanders drafted by the Cleveland Browns in
the fifth round.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
And Cleveland, well, that isn't that where Johnny football went?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, it's also where Deshaun. You ever think about how
bad that was for Cleveland. How many quarterbacks they've gone
through and ruined. I don't know if they're ruining Cleveland
or if Cleveland's ruining them. Imagine the insanity of that
trade if you look back on it. Think about this
for a second. The Texans gave Deshaun to the Browns.
They said, we got this guy. He sucks, he's injured,

(08:20):
he can't play. When he could play, he wasn't that great.
And Cleveland's like, nah, that's okay, and the Texans are like,
hang on, hang on, we got more. Hang on, he's
sexually assaulted, dozens of massage therapy.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
We'll take him.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes now we wanted Yes just fits right in here
at Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Send him right over Trev's hit.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
These fellas so hard they're trading their Harley's for store
brand beer.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Ugh. This is the Walton and Johnson Show goes back
all the way back to when I used to actually.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Sort of like basketball nineteen ninety one, which was a
long time ago.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's funny you bring that up.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
The guy that this song is about made people like basketball.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
He made people think it was fun, was inclusive, it
was for everybody. And today most of the NBA stars
make you hate basketball.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, they do well by this guy, the Johnny Manzel
of the NBA.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I think it'd be better to say Johnny Manzil is
the Michael Jordan of college football.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
We'll try it to be well. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Anyway, Michael Jordan has a job. I guess he must
be bored or something. He's going to be a contributor.
He's going to do commentary during NBC broadcasts.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Maybe gambled away all his money. He does like to gamble.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
He like gamble from what a here. I don't know
if he's any good at it or not. But even
when you're good at it because you know, if you
go back enough, they'll get you.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Michael Jordan will be joining the team at NBC as
a special contributor for NBA coverage, just in time for
the twenty twenty five twenty twenty sixth.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Season, which will be in the fall.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
This will be Jordan's first time working with a network.
He's never done commentary before.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Who's losing their job if he's getting moved in? Not
really sure.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
The six time NBA Champion, first five time MVP, fourteen
time All Star, legendary Hall of Famer. The story that
I'm reading it from doesn't even mention that he was
one of the greatest Olympians.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Of all time.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Issued a statement about his new We're all saying he's
excited to see an NBA back on NBC. The NBA
on NBC was a meaningful part of my career, says
Michael Jordan, and I'm excited about being a special contributor
to the project. Oh good for him. The man found work.
You know he was an owner for a while, right, Yeah.
I always assumed doing commentary was beneath him, because when

(10:30):
you own a team, you know, what do you need
to sit around and everybody would like the owner.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
He was like a part of owner, minority owner whatever.
You know. Well, I mean, yeah, we know he's black,
but he's still an owner, you know. Yeah, now you
know who Kenny Smith is, I guess.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
So. Yeah, he works up there with Charles Barkley sometimes, yeah,
doing him games.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Another one of the guys. He reminded me of that day.
And this was like a week or more ago.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I don't know how exactly, but they was talking about
the playoffs and Kenny Smith, who was involved in a
couple told you know, he told him, he said, I
gave both of my championship rings away. I gave him
to the people who were the reason I got him.
I gave the first one to my father. I gave
the second one to my brother because without them I

(11:14):
never would have won.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
So it's only fair that they get him. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
And Charles Barkley retorted, as he will, he said, well,
if that's the case, you should have given them both
to Hakem. Then I get it because he's the reason
he won them.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Sure, Hakem was. I think everybody know that better player
on the team there, right, Yeah, Well it was a
different time then, you know, that.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Cherald Barkley head a mess though, ain't he? Well yeah,
I mean apparently probably fire him to get Michael Jordan
in there.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I got to think of the two of them on
a panel together might save that could be interesting, That
might save basketball. It could kill him. Would you watch Would.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
You watch it just to see commentary from Jordan with
Barkley because they used to be frenemies.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I would probably not watch the game. I might watch
the pre game or the halftime report if I knew
they was going to be on it.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Sure, Well, what if Barkley makes fun of the players
the whole game?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I mean I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I don't think he calls play by play though, No, No
thing's on fift in between and before and after and
all that.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah. Anyway, Hey, a little financial news today.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Mister O and I were just looking at this diring
break because of the tariffs, and I can't even believe
I'm about to say this, because of the tariffs, which
we haven't even had for that long. The US Treasury
report just came out and shocked the Wall Street with
the news that they have the sixth the second biggest
budget surplus in history.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Surplus, Well, we got to figure out how to spend that.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Two weeks ago, as part of the quarterly refunding announcement,
the Treasury surprised the market when it unveiled a funding
need for the current quarter that was fifty three billion
dollars lower than it had initially forecast in February, and
at the time, that indicated that DOGE was indeed working.
They're lowering the cost of spending and that sort of thing.
Needless to say, for a market that was habituated to

(12:58):
Joe Biden's debt funded can sailors spending ways, the news
that the US would need less, not more spending than
previous expected came as a shock. And now we learn
the latest because of the tariffs and the huge budget cuts,
second biggest surplus in US history.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, about that unbelievable. What are they gonna do with
that surplus? Probably waste it, give it to Ukraine?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Probably. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
So I've noticed the TV show that we normally watch
and we have on the screen here in mute. They
used to put a thing at the corner down there
that has said stock futures, so it would be up
or down whatever's going on Yesterday? The Dows closed up
almost twelve hundred eleven hundred and sixty points or something

(13:41):
like that.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, we all made money. Yes, And I.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Notice they're not showing us what the doal that the
stock market futures are today.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Is there a reason why it.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Almost seems like they don't like the good news?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
If it's because of Trump? Yeah, I'm wondering about that too,
But it's even the Fox News report. So who knows
Nasdaq future is up seven hundred points, it's it's supposed
to still do well here today.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah, okay, well partly because of that turplus story you
just told us about.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Isn't that interesting? Are most of the pharmaceutical stocks? Are
they on the Dow Jones or the Nasdaq or where?
Do you see a lot of that?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
But I don't know. I don't play with them. I don't.
I'll roll with it.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
You're not a Pfizer Maderna guy. You don't invest in evil.
Just that grinder stock. I'll tell you. I don't regret
buying that, all right. Every time I look at it,
I think, Wow, these gay guys are really going at it.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, hey, you know, I'm not go where the money.
I'm not proud of it. But you say this, astra
Zenica is probably a pretty good I have a friend
who's a doctor. No, you know, not bragging or anything,
but you know, he's gorgeous and he's smart, he's rich,
dresses really well, smells good.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Just look, does his wife know your friends with him? Stop?
He doesn't. Okay, got it.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
He just said some good things about some products astros
In is coming out with, and so you know something
to look at.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Okay, But isn't the news that Donald Trump's lowering the
cost of pharmaceutical is gonna hurt that stock?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I have no idea. I don't know how that works.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, well that's okay, nobody really does. I don't think
Wall Street knows either, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, they Sometimes they'll tell you it's good. Sometimes they'll
tell you it's bad.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Sometimes I'll tell you it's bad, but it actually turned
out to be wrong, and they were right and it
was wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Hey, you guys like cars, right? Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Would you guys have any interest in buying a five
hundred and twenty five horsepower batmobile?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Late? What it's only three million dollars? Wanted a General
Lee and a batmobile? What's not too late?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Billiad how much is it three million? Tell them I'll
give them two and a quarter. Where are you getting
that number from? Billiod? I made it up? You just
made it up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Back in the sixties, you'd watch Batman, You'd watch Robin
rush through the bat Cave, leap into their totally groovy
batmobile charge out to do battle with Gotham's almost dastardly villains.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Why why were the villains always dastardly? Well, that's what
villains are.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Batmobile is indeed groovy, and now we have a completely
different notion of what the batmobile should be. You can
own that vision in the form of a tumbler batmobile
of your very own, if you happen to have a
spare three million dollars sitting tumbler.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
That's what they're calling it. Yeah, the tumblr batmobile. I
don't know what it means. Yeah, even a wealthy sports
ball guy here, what was it? One of these?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Christopher Nolan of the Dark Knight fame, the investment he's
apparently he has something to do with producing this off
road vehicle featured in the Dark Knight trilogy.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
And so it's not the batmobile from from like Batman,
the TV show days. This is the one that looks
like an all terrain military vehicle or something.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I can see that that would be
pretty popular with some of the young kids today. And
apparently Hard Knocks latest season they were discussing purchasing this thing.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Did you get yet?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Though?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I can get it for a year, but I've BoNT
it great, that's gonna be crazy, Okay, uh so, advances Batman,
we had to.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Uh here's Joe Burrow on Hard Knocks is talking about
buying this thing.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
The soup and all.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Joe Burrow is gonna buy the batmobile. There's a clip
of a video of him here discussing it on uh on.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
He might just do it. Is he married?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I know you've got a girl friend, but I don't
know if he married or yet or not, because sadly,
even old old Joe there probably gonna have to check
with the old lady.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
All right, This is why it's called a tumblr. Can
someone describe what we're looking at on the screen here?
It's not a normal car. It's the kind of car
that can flip upside down on its top.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
And I thought he was talking about the old TV Batman.
Neil the true Batman. This is the new one.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
George Clooney and and uh you know whoever else itst
that one.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's designed to be able to drive upside down. It
can flip upside down, and that's sort.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Of there's a little remote control cars you give kids.
It kind of looks like it, but then if it
flips and rolls over, it'll still go whichever.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Way it lands. Bro, I want one. I know you do,
but I don't have Joe Burrow money.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, you don't have that. You don't have a lot
jwand money either. When we talk about Hakeem over.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
There, yeah, a little while ago, why what's he gonna
do by Superman's car? It turns out Hakeem, they just announced,
is now the new half owner of the Houston Rockets,
along with Tilman for Tita the ambassador to Italy. Now
since he in Italy, now he needed somebody to come
over there and show these people how to play ball.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Maybe they can have NBA games in Italy. Well they
probably will. Wow, the show is troubling, No, it's layered
like nachos. Qualton and Johnson
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