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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Where's this France? And it's called racism? Is only white
at one of the It doesn't matter where it is.
You're not going to go look at it. But yeah,
it's up on display there at the University of Grenoble.
I'm sure not saying that right, but who cares. You're
not going to look at it, so why would you
want to go see it? And if you think that's crazy, wait,
don't you hear about how American levels are reacting to
(00:23):
the news that white Africans are coming here as refugees.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
This is for the South Africans who are going to
be entering the United States. This is just a public
service announcement.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I just wanted to make.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You aware that the black people who were students storing apartheid,
we're grandpa's and grandpa's now and we have the air
of gen z.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
One more thing.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I also want to let you know that our president
he has secret service and you.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Will not one more thing.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
She said she must be done.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I also want to tell you that black people over
here are empowered.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I thought you were victims. Yeah, what happened to be
in a victim of.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
These are just public service announcements.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
She's not really helping her case.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
When you get here, sit your ass down and don't
touch nothing because you don't have secret service.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I think she's threatening violence. That doesn't seem that way.
She sounds ominous. But don't we actually need farmers? Great question.
Actually we do need farmers right now, and yet it
seems like people are against farming now. Farming is just out,
whether it's for you know, climate change, or whether it's
(01:44):
because it might kill a newt if you drain the
water out of the river to grow your crops or whatever.
I don't know some people I know. I talk to
a lot of people that still say they enjoy food. Yeah,
how are you on food? These days? Off on you, Ambiboli.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My coach tells me, I need to eat more because
I'm trying to get up to three plates in a
squat before summer.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That's my call.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
If I could squat three fifteen before summer, that'd be awesome.
But I got to eat to do that, So I
guess I need the farmers.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm can do three plates right now, I ain't no
problem at all. Put three tens on each side. That's
not just three, that's six plates. Technically, Billy had no
forty five pound plates.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Full plate. You can't do like the tens. That doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, you can. Nobody who makes these rules. Can you
make a rule? The lifting can make these rules.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But all that being said, you know, the white South
African refugees that just came here, they're not part of
the ruling class. They're literally farmers. These are people that
were they were workers over there.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
They were if they was Mexicans and they was farmers,
they'd be welcoming to these people. But they're white and
they don't want them around.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
All right, So some of these black far left political
BLM activists don't like white refugees, but I'm sure the
white liberals are maybe being a little more accepting to
the fact that these are you know, do.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
We have any white liberals hand?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Even audio is for the white Africaners who are coming
to the United States.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I think you've already landed here, and I know that
some of.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
The folks who met you at the airport told you welcome.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We're so glad you're here. Most of us aren't glad
you're here.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Okay, we don't want you here, We never wanted you here,
And Furthermore, I noticed they're going to settle you in Idaho,
Ohio and North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I will tell you they're not our finest states. So
there's they're a good fit for you.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I understand for farmers, and I've seen a lot of
people say, oh, that's great, we need more farmers.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Sorry to say, we don't.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
We actually need farm workers because we've deported.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Most of them.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
There you go. That's what I'm telling you. What's the difference?
They won't they want their Mexicans back. Wow, these people
really hate refugees, well white ones.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
How does she not understand the difference between a farm
work current of I don't know, guys, it's the difference
is marginal, right, if somebody is skilled to go work
in the agriculture industry. I think we do want them
in America right now.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
They create food. Can you think of many more important
jobs than that?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And also, by the way, there's not even that many
of them. Did you see them on TV. We're talking
about like dozens of people. It's not like one hundred
thousand of them just came here. How is this controversial?
They just said, so we let refugees into the country.
We're still letting refugees into the country from the countries
where you want them to come from. We've just made
it the rules make a little more sense. So everybody
(04:34):
doesn't qualify as a refugee.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yah.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
They don't like these rules. They don't care for it.
I like rules only if you agree with them. Yeah,
you know, I'm generally okay with most roles for you. Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I mean, I'm not allowed to like grow marijuana on
my balcony of my condominium, so instead I do it
up on the roof.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, yeah, you got to figure ways around that. Yeah,
you got to get around it. You know, there's always
a loophole. That's the cool thing about I do enjoy
this African music though. Listen, this is the sounds of Soudan.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, I'll tell your word for it. I ain't have
been no Sudan, but you know about this stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh yeah, man, the Sudanese people and me, we're just
like peanut butter and jelly. Man. We get along. We click,
you know, I understand the culture lot peas and carrots,
yeahs and carrots, all of it all. That's who said that.
Uh No, I have never seen any movie before two
thousand and eight. Speaking of movies from before two thousand
and eight, it's almost high school graduation time. One high
(05:33):
school would like you to know they're presenting their final
play of the year. They sent us a preview video.
Apparently it's scarface, but it was rewritten for a high
school stage.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I guess they're doing this around the country quite a
bit lately. I hadn't heard. Would you like to check
out the clip? I think we have to. All I
wanted to do was come to America and sell my cola.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
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Speaker 5 (05:56):
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Speaker 2 (05:58):
The forgettable d I will flip them all. I will bury.
Those are cockroaches. Shut up, Tony.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
All I got in this world are my colon nuts
and my words, and I don't break them for nobody.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Tony.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I love your sister, you and my sister say hello
to my little friend.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No Tony.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Tickets are on sale now two dollars off of student ID.
Well me in, you in. Yeah, I want to go
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Speaker 1 (06:28):
Apparently there's a guy in the parking lot and he
sells party favors. I'm told you know, like hats and
noisemakers and stuff. Is that right, that's what I was Yeah,
I heard that. Sure, that's what he said. Like one
of the kids at the school told me that. So
we could do that this weekend if you don't have
anything else planned.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
We were just talking about farming, and I came across
this headline Democrats in Colorado are preparing to permanently end
farming in the state. I'm sorry, what, no more farming.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
They're gonna get rid of farming in Colorado, but they
need But what about professional farmers?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
What will they do with their land where they make
a living legally? And what about the food that we
might get from them?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Are people in Colorado going to stop eating food or
are they just going to depend on us to give
them food?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
You know, at this point we might be looking at
that solient green.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
No, no, no, I've read that book. Apparently silent green
is an energy drinking.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, you can eat or drink that and you don't
need to farm anymore. You just it's healthy, it's good
for you. Don't ask about what's in it. Oh, I
guess that's.
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Speaker 4 (08:33):
Before we go, we always say about this time of
the morning, like to take a look at what's not
in the news. And you know what we've noticed just
this week is not in the news anymore. What's that?
All those stories just filled with glee, those joyful Democrats
telling you about how much money Elon Musk is losing
(08:53):
because Teslas suck and Elon is Nazi and Hitler works
for Hitler or something. I don't know if you noticed,
but that that Tesla stuff. I took a look at that. Yeah, yeah,
it's been doing real good lately. Well, like in the
last three weeks, is gone up over fifty percent. That's
a lot. Now, you would probably enjoy your investments to
(09:14):
all go up about fifty percent, especially in three weeks
not three years.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And that's good for the employees of the state of
Minnesota because apparently the Tesla stock is part of their
retirement portfolio. But weirdly enough, the governor of Minnesota was
cheering for it to fail.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I don't know if you remember this, but that was
the vice presidential candidate this last year.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, that's well, tampon yeah, Tampa or timpon timpon walls Yeah,
same guy. Right, Yeah, Now, two or three weeks ago,
all kinds of stories in the news about Elon Musk
companies losing money. People hate Tesla, people hate Elon. He's
lost billions and billions of dollars. Now nothing in the
lows about how he's made most of it all back. Hmmm,
(09:54):
Now that's not news anymore, is it. No, it's not
one sided.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It was a real big news story about how they
were going to build a four hundred and two acre
Sharia compliant Muslim only community in Texas called Epic City Epic.
But now the construction on that has been halted and
liberals are not celebrating the news. Oddly enough, Texas has
slammed the brakes on the construction of the sprawling over
four hunderd acre Muslim society dubbed Epic City East Plano
(10:20):
Islamic Center for our listeners in the Metroplex. Apparently not news.
I guess they don't care to talk about that. Well, okay, yeah,
well you can't have a community with your own laws.
Isn't it weird that they hate conservatives unless they're really, really,
really conservative and they're Muslim.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Oh yeah, I don't get it. Nobody knows how they
come up with these where they draw that line, and
the line's crooked because they just pick and choose things
that they're for or against.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'm you know, it leans to the right a little.
But I've been told that's okay. Most women don't mind that,
Is that right? Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
By the way, I think you guys got a little
overly excited about this beet Rose thing about he's reinstated
in baseball or whatever, and now he's eligible, yeah, eligible
for the Hall of Fame thing. They don't vote again
for the Hall of Fame until according to this story,
I would think they would do it every year December
(11:11):
of twenty twenty seven. Yeah, which means they wouldn't if
they get in, they wouldn't be in stated or in
the Hall until three years from now.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well, so whaty, he's still going to be dead. It's
he ain't witning it. Yeah, exactly. Why at the time,
why you got to be a Debbie downer? It sounded
like you guys thought, he, well, that's it, he's in. No,
it's gonna be years.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
You be a donor. It's an if you're a little.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Downer there, Debbie, Come on, come on, Debbie, Why you
gotta get down on us.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Pause right there? Okay, thank you? Is that it? Yeah?
But I didn't un pause, so you're still on pause. Now.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I don't actually I'm polite enough to pause, but I
assumed you were going to do something. I'm not actually
controlled by your verbal commands. You know, No I paused you. Okay,
if you say so, how it works?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise and Jerry Maguire.
He had an interest point about this very topic because
you know, the career record for most hits is four
and fifty six by Pete Rose, who was not in
the Hall of Fame. P Rose is still MLB's all
time hits leader and holds several other records. Here he
is September eleventh, nineteen eighty five, back when that day
didn't live in infamy, infamacy passing Thay Cobb to become
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baseball's biggest hit.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Kick everybody on their feet here in Cincinnati and a
world wide television audience watching here at Riverfront Stadio to
one bitch from Shaws and Cush, Rose has a bestops.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Now. I don't know if you know this, mister Ow,
but apparently this Thay Cob Guy was pretty.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Controversial as well. I've heard stories on Nev Metal Man.
I don't even know anybody who never met who will
hung out with him, but I hear he could be
unpleasant in certain company.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
He was half white, half black, and apparently the half
white side was really racist against the head.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
He hated himself.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
But the commissioner in Major League Baseball role yesterday that
bans from the game end with death. Congratulations to Shoelea's show,
Jackson and my man Pete Rose.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
I don't see much sense and putting me on the
ballot after I die. Most of the people who root
it for me my whole career would love to see
me in the Hall of Fame as a living player,
not as someone as ten feet under. What good would
it do my fame if it put me in the
Hall of Fame after I die? Because I'm the one
who did the work. I'm the one who put the
time in. I'm the one who was dedicated to the
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game of baseball. I was the one dedicated to my
teammates and for the game of baseball in general. I
tried to sell the game for my twenty four years
as a Major League Baseball player by going out there
every day and busting my ass and trying to entertain
the people.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
And speaking of controversial, Morgan Wallen, another guy with a
history of a light amount of racism just sprinkling, has
finally explained why he abruptly I could exited Saturday Night
Live earlier this year in the middle of the show there,
Could you fix the TV?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
If he was on SNL?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I could change it for sure?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Seriously, SNL? Do they make you mad? No? No, I
was just ready to go home. I've been there all week.
Did he get your plane? Get me to God's Country? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Bro, I'm beginning to think he's a lot more like
us than we thought he was. All we thought so
because I don't really care that much about his music.
You know, he hangs out with diplo and rappers and stuff.
But is he based? Is he red pelled?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I don't know what any of that means. What you
just said, right wing.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
He seems like a regular guy to me, though, Billy ead,
I mean based means like us, like a regular guy. Yeah, well,
would you say a regular guy? Because that's how I'm
a millennial. That's how we talk.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
They don't talk that way. We talk you know we
talk leit.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You know what I mean, what elit?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
That's why I keep saying what.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's lead Billy, I don't know what you're not getting
about this.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, well he'll never get it. You never will get it.
Well the situation works.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, exactly, that guy from Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's the sitch. Yeah we do you say sitch now
because nobody says the full words, sus.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I know I know exactly what you mean. On God
no Cap, Miley Cyrus says the best wife advice she
ever got came from her godmother, Dolly Parton. Well, Dolly
told me you knew you, and I'll doo me and.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Together will be us.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
And now I just say that to everybody because I'm like, yeah,
you do you and I'll do me if we can
be us, and that'll be so cute.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah. Oh, do you find her voice to be kind
of weird?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It is weird, especially because she's a little lady bitty
thing with a deep voice. Kind of in a good
way though, Yeah, yeah, what if she turns out to
be a you know, one of those lady boys. Well,
you don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
As long as you're not in a physical confrontation with
her or attract meet What would you care? Yeah, I
don't care. Don't forget kids.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
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Where's this France? And it's called racism? Is only white
at one of the It doesn't matter where it is.
You're not going to go look at it. But yeah,
it's up on display there at the University of Grenoble.
I'm sure not saying that right, but who cares. You're
not going to look at it, so why would you
want to go see it? And if you think that's crazy, wait,
don't you hear about how American levels are reacting to
(00:23):
the news that white Africans are coming here as refugees.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
This is for the South Africans who are going to
be entering the United States. This is just a public
service announcement.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I just wanted to make.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You aware that the black people who were students storing apartheid,
we're grandpa's and grandpa's now and we have the air
of gen z.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
One more thing.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I also want to let you know that our president
he has secret service and you.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Will not one more thing.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
She said she must be done.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I also want to tell you that black people over
here are empowered.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I thought you were victims. Yeah, what happened to be
in a victim of.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
These are just public service announcements.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
She's not really helping her case.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
When you get here, sit your ass down and don't
touch nothing because you don't have secret service.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I think she's threatening violence. That doesn't seem that way.
She sounds ominous. But don't we actually need farmers? Great question.
Actually we do need farmers right now, and yet it
seems like people are against farming now. Farming is just out,
whether it's for you know, climate change, or whether it's
(01:44):
because it might kill a newt if you drain the
water out of the river to grow your crops or whatever.
I don't know some people I know. I talk to
a lot of people that still say they enjoy food. Yeah,
how are you on food? These days? Off on you, Ambiboli.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My coach tells me, I need to eat more because
I'm trying to get up to three plates in a
squat before summer.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That's my call.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
If I could squat three fifteen before summer, that'd be awesome.
But I got to eat to do that, So I
guess I need the farmers.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm can do three plates right now, I ain't no
problem at all. Put three tens on each side. That's
not just three, that's six plates. Technically, Billy had no
forty five pound plates.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Full plate. You can't do like the tens. That doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, you can. Nobody who makes these rules. Can you
make a rule? The lifting can make these rules.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But all that being said, you know, the white South
African refugees that just came here, they're not part of
the ruling class. They're literally farmers. These are people that
were they were workers over there.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
They were if they was Mexicans and they was farmers,
they'd be welcoming to these people. But they're white and
they don't want them around.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
All right, So some of these black far left political
BLM activists don't like white refugees, but I'm sure the
white liberals are maybe being a little more accepting to
the fact that these are you know, do.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
We have any white liberals hand?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Even audio is for the white Africaners who are coming
to the United States.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I think you've already landed here, and I know that
some of.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
The folks who met you at the airport told you welcome.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We're so glad you're here. Most of us aren't glad
you're here.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Okay, we don't want you here, We never wanted you here,
And Furthermore, I noticed they're going to settle you in Idaho,
Ohio and North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I will tell you they're not our finest states. So
there's they're a good fit for you.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I understand for farmers, and I've seen a lot of
people say, oh, that's great, we need more farmers.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Sorry to say, we don't.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
We actually need farm workers because we've deported.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Most of them.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
There you go. That's what I'm telling you. What's the difference?
They won't they want their Mexicans back. Wow, these people
really hate refugees, well white ones.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
How does she not understand the difference between a farm
work current of I don't know, guys, it's the difference
is marginal, right, if somebody is skilled to go work
in the agriculture industry. I think we do want them
in America right now.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
They create food. Can you think of many more important
jobs than that?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And also, by the way, there's not even that many
of them. Did you see them on TV. We're talking
about like dozens of people. It's not like one hundred
thousand of them just came here. How is this controversial?
They just said, so we let refugees into the country.
We're still letting refugees into the country from the countries
where you want them to come from. We've just made
it the rules make a little more sense. So everybody
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doesn't qualify as a refugee.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yah.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
They don't like these rules. They don't care for it.
I like rules only if you agree with them. Yeah,
you know, I'm generally okay with most roles for you. Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I mean, I'm not allowed to like grow marijuana on
my balcony of my condominium, so instead I do it
up on the roof.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, yeah, you got to figure ways around that. Yeah,
you got to get around it. You know, there's always
a loophole. That's the cool thing about I do enjoy
this African music though. Listen, this is the sounds of Soudan.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, I'll tell your word for it. I ain't have
been no Sudan, but you know about this stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh yeah, man, the Sudanese people and me, we're just
like peanut butter and jelly. Man. We get along. We click,
you know, I understand the culture lot peas and carrots,
yeahs and carrots, all of it all. That's who said that.
Uh No, I have never seen any movie before two
thousand and eight. Speaking of movies from before two thousand
and eight, it's almost high school graduation time. One high
(05:33):
school would like you to know they're presenting their final
play of the year. They sent us a preview video.
Apparently it's scarface, but it was rewritten for a high
school stage.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I guess they're doing this around the country quite a
bit lately. I hadn't heard. Would you like to check
out the clip? I think we have to. All I
wanted to do was come to America and sell my cola.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
First, you get the money, then you get the power,
then you get the girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Forget guess where Gomez, and forget.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The forgettable d I will flip them all. I will bury.
Those are cockroaches. Shut up, Tony.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
All I got in this world are my colon nuts
and my words, and I don't break them for nobody.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Tony.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I love your sister, you and my sister say hello
to my little friend.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No Tony.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Tickets are on sale now two dollars off of student ID.
Well me in, you in. Yeah, I want to go
check it out. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Apparently there's a guy in the parking lot and he
sells party favors. I'm told you know, like hats and
noisemakers and stuff. Is that right, that's what I was Yeah,
I heard that. Sure, that's what he said. Like one
of the kids at the school told me that. So
we could do that this weekend if you don't have
anything else planned.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
We were just talking about farming, and I came across
this headline Democrats in Colorado are preparing to permanently end
farming in the state. I'm sorry, what, no more farming.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
They're gonna get rid of farming in Colorado, but they
need But what about professional farmers?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
What will they do with their land where they make
a living legally? And what about the food that we
might get from them?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Are people in Colorado going to stop eating food or
are they just going to depend on us to give
them food?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
You know, at this point we might be looking at
that solient green.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
No, no, no, I've read that book. Apparently silent green
is an energy drinking.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, you can eat or drink that and you don't
need to farm anymore. You just it's healthy, it's good
for you. Don't ask about what's in it. Oh, I
guess that's.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Fine, man, Sure, yeah, yeah, Sito sit good dog.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Walton and Johnson's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
But when we look at the number of people using
the Walton Johnson smartphone app every day, it is outrageously high.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Is it astounding? Yeah? Shocking? I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It is a six figure number. I'll just leave it
at that. A lot of hell people are really enjoying
the Walton Johnson's smartphone app. Well, not for nothing here,
but we made it easy to get. It's available in
both the Google Play Store or the Apple App Store.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
And the price is right zero dollars, that's right. And
it does a lot of.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Things besides letting you listen to the podcast twenty four
hours a day. You can also listen to the live
show when it's live. You can shop in our online store.
Right now, we're doing a Memorial Day sale. If you
use the promo code Summer twenty, you get twenty percent.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Off on all the really cool stuff there.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Doge gear and a Golf of America, beach towels, a
lot of really cool stuff there.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Sweet.
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You can use it to Communicut, communicate with us on
social media, sure, yeah, and so much more. Check out
the Walton Johnson smartphone app today downloaded. It's free.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Before we go, we always say about this time of
the morning, like to take a look at what's not
in the news. And you know what we've noticed just
this week is not in the news anymore. What's that?
All those stories just filled with glee, those joyful Democrats
telling you about how much money Elon Musk is losing
(08:53):
because Teslas suck and Elon is Nazi and Hitler works
for Hitler or something. I don't know if you noticed,
but that that Tesla stuff. I took a look at that. Yeah, yeah,
it's been doing real good lately. Well, like in the
last three weeks, is gone up over fifty percent. That's
a lot. Now, you would probably enjoy your investments to
(09:14):
all go up about fifty percent, especially in three weeks
not three years.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And that's good for the employees of the state of
Minnesota because apparently the Tesla stock is part of their
retirement portfolio. But weirdly enough, the governor of Minnesota was
cheering for it to fail.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I don't know if you remember this, but that was
the vice presidential candidate this last year.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, that's well, tampon yeah, Tampa or timpon timpon walls Yeah,
same guy. Right, Yeah, Now, two or three weeks ago,
all kinds of stories in the news about Elon Musk
companies losing money. People hate Tesla, people hate Elon. He's
lost billions and billions of dollars. Now nothing in the
lows about how he's made most of it all back. Hmmm,
(09:54):
Now that's not news anymore, is it. No, it's not
one sided.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It was a real big news story about how they
were going to build a four hundred and two acre
Sharia compliant Muslim only community in Texas called Epic City Epic.
But now the construction on that has been halted and
liberals are not celebrating the news. Oddly enough, Texas has
slammed the brakes on the construction of the sprawling over
four hunderd acre Muslim society dubbed Epic City East Plano
(10:20):
Islamic Center for our listeners in the Metroplex. Apparently not news.
I guess they don't care to talk about that. Well, okay, yeah,
well you can't have a community with your own laws.
Isn't it weird that they hate conservatives unless they're really, really,
really conservative and they're Muslim.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Oh yeah, I don't get it. Nobody knows how they
come up with these where they draw that line, and
the line's crooked because they just pick and choose things
that they're for or against.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'm you know, it leans to the right a little.
But I've been told that's okay. Most women don't mind that,
Is that right? Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
By the way, I think you guys got a little
overly excited about this beet Rose thing about he's reinstated
in baseball or whatever, and now he's eligible, yeah, eligible
for the Hall of Fame thing. They don't vote again
for the Hall of Fame until according to this story,
I would think they would do it every year December
(11:11):
of twenty twenty seven. Yeah, which means they wouldn't if
they get in, they wouldn't be in stated or in
the Hall until three years from now.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well, so whaty, he's still going to be dead. It's
he ain't witning it. Yeah, exactly. Why at the time,
why you got to be a Debbie downer? It sounded
like you guys thought, he, well, that's it, he's in. No,
it's gonna be years.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
You be a donor. It's an if you're a little.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Downer there, Debbie, Come on, come on, Debbie, Why you
gotta get down on us.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Pause right there? Okay, thank you? Is that it? Yeah?
But I didn't un pause, so you're still on pause. Now.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I don't actually I'm polite enough to pause, but I
assumed you were going to do something. I'm not actually
controlled by your verbal commands. You know, No I paused you. Okay,
if you say so, how it works?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise and Jerry Maguire.
He had an interest point about this very topic because
you know, the career record for most hits is four
and fifty six by Pete Rose, who was not in
the Hall of Fame. P Rose is still MLB's all
time hits leader and holds several other records. Here he
is September eleventh, nineteen eighty five, back when that day
didn't live in infamy, infamacy passing Thay Cobb to become
(12:19):
baseball's biggest hit.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Kick everybody on their feet here in Cincinnati and a
world wide television audience watching here at Riverfront Stadio to
one bitch from Shaws and Cush, Rose has a bestops.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Now. I don't know if you know this, mister Ow,
but apparently this Thay Cob Guy was pretty.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Controversial as well. I've heard stories on Nev Metal Man.
I don't even know anybody who never met who will
hung out with him, but I hear he could be
unpleasant in certain company.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
He was half white, half black, and apparently the half
white side was really racist against the head.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
He hated himself.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
But the commissioner in Major League Baseball role yesterday that
bans from the game end with death. Congratulations to Shoelea's show,
Jackson and my man Pete Rose.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
I don't see much sense and putting me on the
ballot after I die. Most of the people who root
it for me my whole career would love to see
me in the Hall of Fame as a living player,
not as someone as ten feet under. What good would
it do my fame if it put me in the
Hall of Fame after I die? Because I'm the one
who did the work. I'm the one who put the
time in. I'm the one who was dedicated to the
(13:28):
game of baseball. I was the one dedicated to my
teammates and for the game of baseball in general. I
tried to sell the game for my twenty four years
as a Major League Baseball player by going out there
every day and busting my ass and trying to entertain
the people.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
And speaking of controversial, Morgan Wallen, another guy with a
history of a light amount of racism just sprinkling, has
finally explained why he abruptly I could exited Saturday Night
Live earlier this year in the middle of the show there,
Could you fix the TV?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
If he was on SNL?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I could change it for sure?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Seriously, SNL? Do they make you mad? No? No, I
was just ready to go home. I've been there all week.
Did he get your plane? Get me to God's Country? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Bro, I'm beginning to think he's a lot more like
us than we thought he was. All we thought so
because I don't really care that much about his music.
You know, he hangs out with diplo and rappers and stuff.
But is he based? Is he red pelled?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I don't know what any of that means. What you
just said, right wing.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
He seems like a regular guy to me, though, Billy ead,
I mean based means like us, like a regular guy. Yeah, well,
would you say a regular guy? Because that's how I'm
a millennial. That's how we talk.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
They don't talk that way. We talk you know we
talk leit.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You know what I mean, what elit?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
That's why I keep saying what.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's lead Billy, I don't know what you're not getting
about this.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, well he'll never get it. You never will get it.
Well the situation works.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, exactly, that guy from Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's the sitch. Yeah we do you say sitch now
because nobody says the full words, sus.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I know I know exactly what you mean. On God
no Cap, Miley Cyrus says the best wife advice she
ever got came from her godmother, Dolly Parton. Well, Dolly
told me you knew you, and I'll doo me and.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Together will be us.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
And now I just say that to everybody because I'm like, yeah,
you do you and I'll do me if we can
be us, and that'll be so cute.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah. Oh, do you find her voice to be kind
of weird?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It is weird, especially because she's a little lady bitty
thing with a deep voice. Kind of in a good
way though, Yeah, yeah, what if she turns out to
be a you know, one of those lady boys. Well,
you don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
As long as you're not in a physical confrontation with
her or attract meet What would you care? Yeah, I
don't care. Don't forget kids.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
While we're off the air today, we'll be back on
the air again from three to four pm Central Standard
Time on our flagship station. You can listen to it
on our smartphone app. We're doing comedy shows. We're coming
to your area. If you live in Jackson, Mississippi, we
are going to be there on the Thursday before Memorial Day.
We're going to be in Metorie on the twenty fourth
of Saturday, May the twenty fourth, and then Mandeville the
(16:05):
twenty third of May. Tickets available. Jesse is funny dot
com because it's his comedy show, right John.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end. Does it mean we're going away now
never to be heard again?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
No, no, no, There will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton and
Johnson dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love.
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