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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It makes me know leaveless. Yeah, it's true. People get
very uncomfortable with the anatomical terms, but not us. We're
not afraid of them, not even a little bit. Not
for a second. Ladies and gentlemen, where the Waltman Johnson
Radio Show, and we got I got, I gotta tell
you something.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I thought y'all was talking about the governor of California,
Kevin Newsom, when you when you actually was talking about
a Tapper. It's a news guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Jake Tapper is considered to be the most respected member
of the CNN News team, which means, you know, one
of the worst people in the media.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It sounded like because you're about a guy who will
sit there all day and tell you how great things
are going and then suddenly turn and tell you something's awful.
Something's terrible going on around here, and we got to
get to the bottom of it. We got to find
out who's responsible for all this.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, we got to figure out who's responsible in here.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The woke governor with his haircut has turned on the
illegal grins that he welcomed to his state for so
many years and now is telling them that we've got
some new conditions and we can no longer offer free
health care for our illegal invaders. Yeah, he came up
(01:18):
with the free health care for the illegals. He's also
telling everybody these homeless camps out here in California. Now,
that's just shameful, that's just wrong. We got to do
something about this homeless. He is the one who started
all the homeless camps and now he's telling everybody how
awful they are. So Governor Gavin Newsom has noticed now
(01:42):
as presidential candidate Gavin Newsom, that Governor Gavin Newsom has
been screwing things up for years.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And apparently this is really upsetting the far left members
of his own party. Here's should Chasmine crochet is.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It is this fear that the people within the party,
within the primary system will have about voting for a woman,
because every time we voted for a woman, we've lost
so far. And I think that that's a natural fear
because we just want to win. So there's a lot
of people that are like, you know what, like, let's
(02:17):
go find the safest white boy we can find.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I mean, I'm just saying, and they think they've got him,
but first he has to tell everybody how terrible that
old Avin Newsom was.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And to his point, I mean, in his defense, at
least he gets it. I mean, there are members of
his own party that think they still have an identity
politics issue. We're not leaning hard enough into the LGBTQ
and the trends and dividing everybody up by skin color.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's your problem. Sure, people are sick of it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I mean it's the Democrat Party's problems are policy related.
It doesn't you guys, you went all in nine identity politics.
It didn't work. Average people said, look, I'm more than
just my skin color and my sexual preference. The Democrat
Party said, no, you're not. You're a black guy and
you like penis. That's right, that's all you like.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You need to stay in your lane because we might
need you for something.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
If the Democrat Party decides.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
They need you, they'll trot you out and tell everybody
how great you are. And the only reason that you're
so great is because of the Democrat Party.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Hey, the Democrat Party will remind everyone, look, he's a
black gay guy. Look everyone, we've got this hispanic lesbian.
That's she's like, I can't afford housing. I need to
send my kids to a safe school. No, you're a
Hispanic lesbian. That's all that should stay in your lane.
That's all you carry, your skin color and your sexual preference.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I Uh, my neighborhood is overrun with hoboes and James
Carvill made this point recently, the Democrat political strategist from
New Orleans, that maybe what the Democrat Party should stop
doing is crapping all over America all the time, constantly.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well that's a fault. But they don't even seem to
want to listen to him. No, and he's as wacky
as the rest of.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Them always has. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do you see Trump on stage with all the troops
overnight while we was sleeping or just waking up, because
we do get up pretty early obviously you know you
do too, or you wouldn't be listening.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Trump took the stage over at uh.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's called the al who did airbase and Cutter They
said it's the biggest air base in the midst that
America controls.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Always see that. I think they I don't know. The
words are just funny over there in the Middle East,
But it always looks like they misspelled something, doesn't it.
It really does like they left out a couple of
letters or put too many in or anyway. He's at
his air base and you know military American military troops there.
And I noticed some of the sheikhs in the the
(04:42):
big ghost outfits. They were sitting up front row too,
and Trump was just rambling on and on telling this story.
I think he's sleep deprived. I think he's proven a
point that Joe Biden would have been in a coma
by now if he'd have tried to keep up with Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It would have been hard. Joe could have never done
what Trump's doing.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And so somebody tells Trump, you know, maybe you ought
to take a little break, maybe get a little rest,
you know, rest, tell.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And then I think, you know, because of that stubborn
streak he's got that, he's having to prove everybody how
he can stay up all night.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And he was just rambling on and on.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I mean, he made some points eventually, but he was
telling this one story and I think it took seventeen
minutes just to tell the story about some generals that
he run into while he was moving around.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, well, Trump is in cutter right now talking to
the military. And what's interesting about this visit that he's
doing or what just completed moments ago. He didn't have
to do this, He didn't have to go meet with
the troops and cutter he wanted to. Yeah, funny thing
about that. The guy he brought with one of the
most famous comedians in America right now, Covington, Louisiana. Boy,
theovonn What ELL's he doing over there? Just hang it.
(05:51):
I think he's doing a USL thing. They showed Theovon
in the crowd walking around shaking hands.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, the troops were already together for a show and
Trump showed up. Or they were throwing a Trump rally
and thought we might as well bring in some extras.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know what the answer tod.
They have hot chicks.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You know, back when Bob Hope used to go to
tours man, they take like what was her name, Joey Heatherton,
you know, they take people like her and woo. That
made the troops stand at attention, if you know what
I mean. I believe in the name you're thinking of
is rock hel Welch. Is that a different person, But
she was one of us, She was.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
One of them. Anyway, here's Trump early this morning, talking
to the American military and cut her.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
So I'm thrilled to be here with the men and
women who embody American strength and pride, the warriors of
the United States Armed Forces. It's an amazing group of people.
You are, without a doubt, the greatest fighting force in
the history of the world. That's the way it is.
I said it last night. I said it's strong. We
have the strongest military in the world, not even a contest.
(06:56):
We have the best equipment. Nobody has equipment like us.
Nobody the planes, or the missiles or anything else. That
is your commander in chief. I'm here to say that
America's military will soon be bigger, better, stronger, and more
powerful than ever before.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I got to defend Trump, by the way, because you
made a point and I don't disagree with that. Billy
had he's talking to the troops over and Cutter this morning,
and you'd pointed out he was kind of rambling and
he wasn't getting a huge response from the crowd. Now,
we've done these wheelchairs for Warriors stand up comedy shows
for disabled military veterans for years. We used to do
two shows because we would do one group for a
(07:34):
a show for the PTSD Foundation. These young guys who
were eat up with the PTSD. They were in a
home for sobriety. They're in a program trying to work
on their PTSD. And when we were doing stand up
comedy for this group of people, which we've done many
times over the years, we wouldn't get a lot of
laughs out of them. We wouldn't get a big response.
It's a tough crowd and they're very stoic, and at
(07:56):
the end of the show we always thought, Wow, we
really bombed with these guys. They would walk up to
us and say, man, that's one of the funniest things
I ever saw. You guys are.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Hilarious, but well you weren't laughing. It's like, well, no,
not what we do.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's not an average audience, right, It's not like you're
performing in front of some comedy club in front of
a bunch of people that just had five Cranberry Vodkas.
They're not gonna express themselves a lot because they're not
supposed to. That's the whole point of being in the military.
You're supposed to have that poker face. Yeah, you're supposed
to be real, real cool man.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Just way back and I get that, and Trump was
talking to a lot of those guys. But I also
wasn't really just based out on the troops or the
audience reaction.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Sure, just that it was on in the room and
it just kept going on.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
And I walked out of the room and I worked
on some stuff in engineering, and I came back in
the room and he was still just going.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
On and on.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And I was like, man, that's a fill of a
long story.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Sure, yeah, I think he was telling a few stories
that he kind of strung together.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Also likes to say sir a lot. He likes when
he tells a story about meeting somebody. Let's say Trump
talks a story about meeting Walna Johnson and they came
in the room and they said, it's great to meet you, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
How are you today, sir? We really like the things
you're doing with the economy, sir.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He likes to call himself sir, but say that other
people are calling him sir. I mean, no big deal.
Still better than being brain dead. But I just it
gets to be well, real repetitive after a while.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I don't know if you know this or not, but
Trump has like a bunch of things that he always says,
like the biggest ever, the best, everyone's talking about it.
Uh huh, that kind of thing. That's just sort of
that's his thing. Yeah, that's his thing. Yeah. But anyway,
here he is early this morning.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
But the real strength of our military does he come from.
It's fighters, yets. It really comes from our people. That's you,
comes from our people, your unbelievable people. The aptitude and
all of the things you have to do to do
what you do. You know, I look at some of
those engines, and I'm a pretty smart cookie. I would
(10:07):
tell you, and I look at you, and you take
those engines apart and put them back together, blindfolded and
fix them up. It's amazing what you're able to do,
and then to fly them just incredible. You're incredible. You're
a very special group of people. And that's why in
my twenty twenty six budget includes.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Across the board, maybe you.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Don't want to look for the good of the country,
you don't have to take it.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Pay raises for each and every one of you. Substantial
pay raising. Yeah, you don't have to do now they're
into it. I don't know if you noticed, but he
said a couple of things in there that would have
gotten a response at a normal political rally. Sure, but
this is the military and they didn't respond to that.
But they did respond to pay raises amazingly. Something about
telling people they're gonna get more money just makes them
(10:53):
cheer and scream. They fired them up. Yeah, Thursday, Thursday,
I want some coffee. Want what do you want for breakfast?
Just coffee, Just coffee. I'll just have coffee. Jeffeine is
not a Walton M. Johnson. Trump is going to return
to America by the end of the week. Oh no,
(11:13):
he's coming back, and he's going to meet with the
leader of South Africa because, as you know, we have
all these white South African refugees joining us right now.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Who is the leader of South Africa these days? Oh,
they go through them pretty quickly, don't they.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, So the current leader of South Africa right now
is Cyril rama Fosa, If I'm not mistaken. President Cyril
is not a big fan of whitey, and so it's
going to be kind of awkward having him come visit.
But just to give you an idea of what political
leaders are saying in South Africa right now, let me
see if we can understand this guy saying, we will
(12:02):
kill white women, we will kill white children, we will
even kill your pets.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
How long you gottamrup this saddle about white folks.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Huh. Yeah, they really don't like whitey over there in
South Africa.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
So there's a secret service prepared to, you know, take
this guy off Trump if he tries to start eating
him like a cannibal.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Okay, that's Haiti. I could understand the conclusion.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's not just Haiti. I think that's spread out pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You think there's a lot of cannibalism happening in the world.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Saying a lot, But I think he's probably had tasted
human fletch. Okay, but if he brings a group with him,
they're probably all gonna be cannibals, you know, secretly cannibals
in a club of some kind.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You know, Well, I don't approve of cannibalism. I think
it's bad. I don't think you should eat human fun. Well,
you know, it's it's a culture.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You're supposed to appreciate foreign people's cultures and not you know,
crap all over it just because it don't line up
with yours.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, anyway, as this is all taking place. White Americans
apparently don't want the Africaners to come here. The uh
uh you.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Know video is for the white Africaners who are coming
to the United States. I think you've already landed here.
And I know that some of the folks who met
you at the airport told you welcome. We're so glad
you're here. Most of us aren't glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Wow. And who is she?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Just some white lady with you think the Africaners just
got off a plane and immediately wanted to see what
she thought?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, they don't, right, they don't, No, no, they don't care.
I'll tell you the difference between them and her. They
love America and they're waving American flash.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
They seem to be a lot happier about it than
she is.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Isn't that the strange thing?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What about what about trade? Z these we'll send you guys.
If taking in the white refugees from South Africa is
so unimportant, why don't you American white liberals go live there?
What's stopping you?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They never do to tell you how great things are
someplace else, how terrible things are here. But they never
seem to want to get up and go to that
someplace else, do they?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Babylon Bee reports South Africa excited to achieve one hundred
percent diversity once a good's rid of all the white
people exactly. That's when you hit it. That's the mark. Now,
if anybody's wondering why things are so bad in South
Africa right now, maybe this should have been the writing
on the wall. But I'm just looking at all these
old photos here of Nelson Mandela standing in front of
(14:15):
the sickle and hammer, standing in front of communist flags,
and okay, you know, I get it. Ending apartheid it
was important, but maybe we shouldn't have replaced it with
full on Marxism.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Well, yeah, live and learn, right, Who knew? Who could
have told you ahead of time that that wouldn't go work?
Sow good every.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
History book from the last century, I guess, Well, yeah,
there's that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh, by the way, the story about Bill Clinton's seventeen
million dollar helicopter that he got as a free gift,
that is of course completely fake. It's completely untrue. Every
Internet search you do will just come up with nothing
but fake news. Fake story, never happened. They made it up.
But watch the way they were when they word it.
(15:02):
The story that mill Clinton got a seventeen million dollar
helicopter is simply not true. No seventeen million dollar helicopter
was given a boy. There's probably nineteen million. But they
can tell you the seventeen million dollar.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Story is a lie.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And that's a good way to keep lying to you
about stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, I didn't know about any of it till this morning,
so it's new.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, they'd like you to believe now that no president
has ever received a gift from a foreign nation until.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Today, the Statue of Liberty, the Resolute Desk. We even
received a nine to eleven memorial from Russia that's currently
on display in New Jersey from Russia. Russia. And I
think that gift was given to us under Obama or
George W. Bush. No one cared. No, nobody cared. It
wasn't even a news story. They didn't even want you
to know that the memorial existed. It's a beautiful memorial,
(15:51):
by the way, if you've never seen I've never seen it. Yeah,
it's a big I'll show you some photos during break.
It's right.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
We've had some gifts given to the country, not to
an visual president, of course. The Clintons abscounted with what
two or three eighteen wheeler moving trucks worth a crap
they took with them when they left the White House.
But none of that matters. What matters is what Trump
does or even says he might do. That's a situation there. Yeah,
(16:19):
it's true.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
When the Clintons left the White House in the year
two thousand, they did two hundred thousand dollars worth of damage.
They stole things, their staff members vandalized the building, and
the family, the Clinton family actually took things from the
White House they weren't supposed to take. And that was
not a big news story. Just the thing that happened
at the time. No other president has ever received. Again.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Now, Mexico did send us a gift not long ago.
There's this big giant wooden horse. I don't know if
y'all saw it or not, and they just wheeled it
across the border and said here, this is from your
friends in Mexico to the United the Status and Nedos. Now,
people that have been familiar with that giant horse gift,
(17:05):
they said, they don't know where they're going to put it,
for one thing, and they every time they're near it,
they all they sounds like they can hear distant Mexican voices,
kind of echoey sounding.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No know what's up with that. Yeah, there's something going
on in there. It's like they're singing, like cucaracha or something.
Oh yeah, it's just just off in the distance there.
You could bear it. Every time.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It smells like somebody's cooking free holies?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Is it fahidas? Is that that? I can't say? Well,
I am hungry. Everyone gather around. What day? Well, let's see,
it's Thursday, right.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Well, it's only the best day of the year.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network,
It makes me know leaveless. Yeah, it's true. People get
very uncomfortable with the anatomical terms, but not us. We're
not afraid of them, not even a little bit. Not
for a second. Ladies and gentlemen, where the Waltman Johnson
Radio Show, and we got I got, I gotta tell
you something.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I thought y'all was talking about the governor of California,
Kevin Newsom, when you when you actually was talking about
a Tapper. It's a news guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Jake Tapper is considered to be the most respected member
of the CNN News team, which means, you know, one
of the worst people in the media.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It sounded like because you're about a guy who will
sit there all day and tell you how great things
are going and then suddenly turn and tell you something's awful.
Something's terrible going on around here, and we got to
get to the bottom of it. We got to find
out who's responsible for all this.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, we got to figure out who's responsible in here.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The woke governor with his haircut has turned on the
illegal grins that he welcomed to his state for so
many years and now is telling them that we've got
some new conditions and we can no longer offer free
health care for our illegal invaders. Yeah, he came up
(01:18):
with the free health care for the illegals. He's also
telling everybody these homeless camps out here in California. Now,
that's just shameful, that's just wrong. We got to do
something about this homeless. He is the one who started
all the homeless camps and now he's telling everybody how
awful they are. So Governor Gavin Newsom has noticed now
(01:42):
as presidential candidate Gavin Newsom, that Governor Gavin Newsom has
been screwing things up for years.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And apparently this is really upsetting the far left members
of his own party. Here's should Chasmine crochet is.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It is this fear that the people within the party,
within the primary system will have about voting for a woman,
because every time we voted for a woman, we've lost
so far. And I think that that's a natural fear
because we just want to win. So there's a lot
of people that are like, you know what, like, let's
(02:17):
go find the safest white boy we can find.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I mean, I'm just saying, and they think they've got him,
but first he has to tell everybody how terrible that
old Avin Newsom was.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
And to his point, I mean, in his defense, at
least he gets it. I mean, there are members of
his own party that think they still have an identity
politics issue. We're not leaning hard enough into the LGBTQ
and the trends and dividing everybody up by skin color.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's your problem. Sure, people are sick of it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I mean it's the Democrat Party's problems are policy related.
It doesn't you guys, you went all in nine identity politics.
It didn't work. Average people said, look, I'm more than
just my skin color and my sexual preference. The Democrat
Party said, no, you're not. You're a black guy and
you like penis. That's right, that's all you like.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You need to stay in your lane because we might
need you for something.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
If the Democrat Party decides.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
They need you, they'll trot you out and tell everybody
how great you are. And the only reason that you're
so great is because of the Democrat Party.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Hey, the Democrat Party will remind everyone, look, he's a
black gay guy. Look everyone, we've got this hispanic lesbian.
That's she's like, I can't afford housing. I need to
send my kids to a safe school. No, you're a
Hispanic lesbian. That's all that should stay in your lane.
That's all you carry, your skin color and your sexual preference.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I Uh, my neighborhood is overrun with hoboes and James
Carvill made this point recently, the Democrat political strategist from
New Orleans, that maybe what the Democrat Party should stop
doing is crapping all over America all the time, constantly.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well that's a fault. But they don't even seem to
want to listen to him. No, and he's as wacky
as the rest of.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Them always has. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do you see Trump on stage with all the troops
overnight while we was sleeping or just waking up, because
we do get up pretty early obviously you know you
do too, or you wouldn't be listening.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Trump took the stage over at uh.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's called the al who did airbase and Cutter They
said it's the biggest air base in the midst that
America controls.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Always see that. I think they I don't know. The
words are just funny over there in the Middle East,
But it always looks like they misspelled something, doesn't it.
It really does like they left out a couple of
letters or put too many in or anyway. He's at
his air base and you know military American military troops there.
And I noticed some of the sheikhs in the the
(04:42):
big ghost outfits. They were sitting up front row too,
and Trump was just rambling on and on telling this story.
I think he's sleep deprived. I think he's proven a
point that Joe Biden would have been in a coma
by now if he'd have tried to keep up with Trump.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It would have been hard. Joe could have never done
what Trump's doing.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And so somebody tells Trump, you know, maybe you ought
to take a little break, maybe get a little rest,
you know, rest, tell.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And then I think, you know, because of that stubborn
streak he's got that, he's having to prove everybody how
he can stay up all night.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And he was just rambling on and on.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I mean, he made some points eventually, but he was
telling this one story and I think it took seventeen
minutes just to tell the story about some generals that
he run into while he was moving around.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, well, Trump is in cutter right now talking to
the military. And what's interesting about this visit that he's
doing or what just completed moments ago. He didn't have
to do this, He didn't have to go meet with
the troops and cutter he wanted to. Yeah, funny thing
about that. The guy he brought with one of the
most famous comedians in America right now, Covington, Louisiana. Boy,
theovonn What ELL's he doing over there? Just hang it.
(05:51):
I think he's doing a USL thing. They showed Theovon
in the crowd walking around shaking hands.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, the troops were already together for a show and
Trump showed up. Or they were throwing a Trump rally
and thought we might as well bring in some extras.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know what the answer tod.
They have hot chicks.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You know, back when Bob Hope used to go to
tours man, they take like what was her name, Joey Heatherton,
you know, they take people like her and woo. That
made the troops stand at attention, if you know what
I mean. I believe in the name you're thinking of
is rock hel Welch. Is that a different person, But
she was one of us, She was.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
One of them. Anyway, here's Trump early this morning, talking
to the American military and cut her.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
So I'm thrilled to be here with the men and
women who embody American strength and pride, the warriors of
the United States Armed Forces. It's an amazing group of people.
You are, without a doubt, the greatest fighting force in
the history of the world. That's the way it is.
I said it last night. I said it's strong. We
have the strongest military in the world, not even a contest.
(06:56):
We have the best equipment. Nobody has equipment like us.
Nobody the planes, or the missiles or anything else. That
is your commander in chief. I'm here to say that
America's military will soon be bigger, better, stronger, and more
powerful than ever before.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I got to defend Trump, by the way, because you
made a point and I don't disagree with that. Billy
had he's talking to the troops over and Cutter this morning,
and you'd pointed out he was kind of rambling and
he wasn't getting a huge response from the crowd. Now,
we've done these wheelchairs for Warriors stand up comedy shows
for disabled military veterans for years. We used to do
two shows because we would do one group for a
(07:34):
a show for the PTSD Foundation. These young guys who
were eat up with the PTSD. They were in a
home for sobriety. They're in a program trying to work
on their PTSD. And when we were doing stand up
comedy for this group of people, which we've done many
times over the years, we wouldn't get a lot of
laughs out of them. We wouldn't get a big response.
It's a tough crowd and they're very stoic, and at
(07:56):
the end of the show we always thought, Wow, we
really bombed with these guys. They would walk up to
us and say, man, that's one of the funniest things
I ever saw. You guys are.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Hilarious, but well you weren't laughing. It's like, well, no,
not what we do.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's not an average audience, right, It's not like you're
performing in front of some comedy club in front of
a bunch of people that just had five Cranberry Vodkas.
They're not gonna express themselves a lot because they're not
supposed to. That's the whole point of being in the military.
You're supposed to have that poker face. Yeah, you're supposed
to be real, real cool man.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Just way back and I get that, and Trump was
talking to a lot of those guys. But I also
wasn't really just based out on the troops or the
audience reaction.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Sure, just that it was on in the room and
it just kept going on.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
And I walked out of the room and I worked
on some stuff in engineering, and I came back in
the room and he was still just going.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
On and on.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And I was like, man, that's a fill of a
long story.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Sure, yeah, I think he was telling a few stories
that he kind of strung together.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Also likes to say sir a lot. He likes when
he tells a story about meeting somebody. Let's say Trump
talks a story about meeting Walna Johnson and they came
in the room and they said, it's great to meet you, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
How are you today, sir? We really like the things
you're doing with the economy, sir.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He likes to call himself sir, but say that other
people are calling him sir. I mean, no big deal.
Still better than being brain dead. But I just it
gets to be well, real repetitive after a while.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I don't know if you know this or not, but
Trump has like a bunch of things that he always says,
like the biggest ever, the best, everyone's talking about it.
Uh huh, that kind of thing. That's just sort of
that's his thing. Yeah, that's his thing. Yeah. But anyway,
here he is early this morning.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
But the real strength of our military does he come from.
It's fighters, yets. It really comes from our people. That's you,
comes from our people, your unbelievable people. The aptitude and
all of the things you have to do to do
what you do. You know, I look at some of
those engines, and I'm a pretty smart cookie. I would
(10:07):
tell you, and I look at you, and you take
those engines apart and put them back together, blindfolded and
fix them up. It's amazing what you're able to do,
and then to fly them just incredible. You're incredible. You're
a very special group of people. And that's why in
my twenty twenty six budget includes.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Across the board, maybe you.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Don't want to look for the good of the country,
you don't have to take it.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Pay raises for each and every one of you. Substantial
pay raising. Yeah, you don't have to do now they're
into it. I don't know if you noticed, but he
said a couple of things in there that would have
gotten a response at a normal political rally. Sure, but
this is the military and they didn't respond to that.
But they did respond to pay raises amazingly. Something about
telling people they're gonna get more money just makes them
(10:53):
cheer and scream. They fired them up. Yeah, Thursday, Thursday,
I want some coffee. Want what do you want for breakfast?
Just coffee, Just coffee. I'll just have coffee. Jeffeine is
not a Walton M. Johnson. Trump is going to return
to America by the end of the week. Oh no,
(11:13):
he's coming back, and he's going to meet with the
leader of South Africa because, as you know, we have
all these white South African refugees joining us right now.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Who is the leader of South Africa these days? Oh,
they go through them pretty quickly, don't they.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, So the current leader of South Africa right now
is Cyril rama Fosa, If I'm not mistaken. President Cyril
is not a big fan of whitey, and so it's
going to be kind of awkward having him come visit.
But just to give you an idea of what political
leaders are saying in South Africa right now, let me
see if we can understand this guy saying, we will
(12:02):
kill white women, we will kill white children, we will
even kill your pets.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
How long you gottamrup this saddle about white folks.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Huh. Yeah, they really don't like whitey over there in
South Africa.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
So there's a secret service prepared to, you know, take
this guy off Trump if he tries to start eating
him like a cannibal.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Okay, that's Haiti. I could understand the conclusion.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's not just Haiti. I think that's spread out pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You think there's a lot of cannibalism happening in the world.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Saying a lot, But I think he's probably had tasted
human fletch. Okay, but if he brings a group with him,
they're probably all gonna be cannibals, you know, secretly cannibals
in a club of some kind.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You know, Well, I don't approve of cannibalism. I think
it's bad. I don't think you should eat human fun. Well,
you know, it's it's a culture.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You're supposed to appreciate foreign people's cultures and not you know,
crap all over it just because it don't line up
with yours.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, anyway, as this is all taking place. White Americans
apparently don't want the Africaners to come here. The uh
uh you.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Know video is for the white Africaners who are coming
to the United States. I think you've already landed here.
And I know that some of the folks who met
you at the airport told you welcome. We're so glad
you're here. Most of us aren't glad you're here.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Wow. And who is she?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Just some white lady with you think the Africaners just
got off a plane and immediately wanted to see what
she thought?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, they don't, right, they don't, No, no, they don't care.
I'll tell you the difference between them and her. They
love America and they're waving American flash.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
They seem to be a lot happier about it than
she is.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Isn't that the strange thing?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What about what about trade? Z these we'll send you guys.
If taking in the white refugees from South Africa is
so unimportant, why don't you American white liberals go live there?
What's stopping you?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
They never do to tell you how great things are
someplace else, how terrible things are here. But they never
seem to want to get up and go to that
someplace else, do they?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Babylon Bee reports South Africa excited to achieve one hundred
percent diversity once a good's rid of all the white
people exactly. That's when you hit it. That's the mark. Now,
if anybody's wondering why things are so bad in South
Africa right now, maybe this should have been the writing
on the wall. But I'm just looking at all these
old photos here of Nelson Mandela standing in front of
(14:15):
the sickle and hammer, standing in front of communist flags,
and okay, you know, I get it. Ending apartheid it
was important, but maybe we shouldn't have replaced it with
full on Marxism.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Well, yeah, live and learn, right, Who knew? Who could
have told you ahead of time that that wouldn't go work?
Sow good every.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
History book from the last century, I guess, Well, yeah,
there's that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Oh, by the way, the story about Bill Clinton's seventeen
million dollar helicopter that he got as a free gift,
that is of course completely fake. It's completely untrue. Every
Internet search you do will just come up with nothing
but fake news. Fake story, never happened. They made it up.
But watch the way they were when they word it.
(15:02):
The story that mill Clinton got a seventeen million dollar
helicopter is simply not true. No seventeen million dollar helicopter
was given a boy. There's probably nineteen million. But they
can tell you the seventeen million dollar.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Story is a lie.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And that's a good way to keep lying to you
about stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, I didn't know about any of it till this morning,
so it's new.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, they'd like you to believe now that no president
has ever received a gift from a foreign nation until.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Today, the Statue of Liberty, the Resolute Desk. We even
received a nine to eleven memorial from Russia that's currently
on display in New Jersey from Russia. Russia. And I
think that gift was given to us under Obama or
George W. Bush. No one cared. No, nobody cared. It
wasn't even a news story. They didn't even want you
to know that the memorial existed. It's a beautiful memorial,
(15:51):
by the way, if you've never seen I've never seen it. Yeah,
it's a big I'll show you some photos during break.
It's right.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
We've had some gifts given to the country, not to
an visual president, of course. The Clintons abscounted with what
two or three eighteen wheeler moving trucks worth a crap
they took with them when they left the White House.
But none of that matters. What matters is what Trump
does or even says he might do. That's a situation there. Yeah,
(16:19):
it's true.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
When the Clintons left the White House in the year
two thousand, they did two hundred thousand dollars worth of damage.
They stole things, their staff members vandalized the building, and
the family, the Clinton family actually took things from the
White House they weren't supposed to take. And that was
not a big news story. Just the thing that happened
at the time. No other president has ever received. Again.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Now, Mexico did send us a gift not long ago.
There's this big giant wooden horse. I don't know if
y'all saw it or not, and they just wheeled it
across the border and said here, this is from your
friends in Mexico to the United the Status and Nedos. Now,
people that have been familiar with that giant horse gift,
(17:05):
they said, they don't know where they're going to put it,
for one thing, and they every time they're near it,
they all they sounds like they can hear distant Mexican voices,
kind of echoey sounding.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No know what's up with that. Yeah, there's something going
on in there. It's like they're singing, like cucaracha or something.
Oh yeah, it's just just off in the distance there.
You could bear it. Every time.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It smells like somebody's cooking free holies?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Is it fahidas? Is that that? I can't say? Well,
I am hungry. Everyone gather around. What day? Well, let's see,
it's Thursday, right.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Well, it's only the best day of the year.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
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