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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you've looked yet, but we have new items today
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
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So as you know, Helen Keller was not real. That
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
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(00:46):
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Speaker 2 (00:55):
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(01:20):
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(01:40):
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on the screen. What a surprise. I just walk in
the door and there you are, going all heterosexual.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is our merch store. You wouldn't be interested in this.
It's fashion, mister Kenneth, ever heard of it?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No? I never have.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
About time you do, Maybe it's about time you learn
about fashion, gather around kids.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'll teach you, will you please do? Yeah, you mentioned
jeep stuff, and I was just wondering, isn't that happening
like this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'm glad you brought that up. For those of you
that are not from Southeast Texas. Every year, right around
the beginning of summer, we have what is basically a
figurative tsunami that hits Crystal Beach just outside the Galveston area,
where not dozens, not hundreds, but maybe thousands of young, drunk, white,
trash rednecks gather together with their jeeps, and it is
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just a melee of bad behavior.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now we've called off the what was it the freaknick?
Is that freaknick weekend? We've pointed out, you know, there's
there's bad behavior at the border. Sometimes it's the Hispanics,
sometimes it's the blacks. In this case, it is clearly
the whites that are behaving badly, and I don't approve.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Let's get them out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I mean, if there it's a bunch of drunk white
twenty somethings driving around with their lower back tattoos, drinking
too much hard Seltzer and PBR. They get into a fistfight,
somebody probably takes out a weapon.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Not good guys, not a good look, Whitey. I'm guessing
this won't get so extreme, but law enforcement officials are
taking steps to enhance public safety. And by enhancing public safety,
that means they have to kind of, you know, shut
down some of this go topless weekend stuff. They've got
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the Houston Police, the Galveston you know, they got the
sheriff's departments, and they said they are evaluating the possibility
of just closing the beach entirely. There's businesses will be closed.
I I was under the impression they were shutting it down.
There's a headline right here that says they are. But
now there's new rules.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
This changes a little from previous years, and this first
one is a whopper of a doozy.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No parking on the beach. Welln't that the whole point
of the topless your jeeps in the sand and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeahloading, no unloading trailers on the beach. No golf carts,
no ATVs, no dirt bikes, no camping permitted on the beach.
Uh no glass containers.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's confusing when they you know, when people that aren't
familiar with what's going on. They call it go topless Weekend, right,
and I think a lot of people go down there thinking,
you know, they're going to see some stuff, and it's
just everybody likes to take the tops off their jeeps.
They actually take the doors off, they take the tailgate off,
they just take everything off the jeep. If they don't do.
(04:32):
What you said is completely accurate, Billy, that it's true.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
The topless Jeep Weekend refers to the jeep itself. However,
you're not gonna believe this. Apparently there are some young
women that attend this function and they apparently they don't
know that.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They think that that's what they're supposed to do because
it's topless weekend, and so they take their jugs out.
In twenty twenty three, I don't know what happened last year.
It says more than two hundred arrests were made, Dozens
of people were hospitalized for a wide variety of injuries.
Nobody was killed, but that isn't always the case. No,
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so the police are thinking maybe they're going to control
this a little more.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
If there's no parking on the beach, what's the point
of going exactly. It says you can drive on the beach,
but you can't park.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Can't just get your grill out. And what they would
do is they would park like this way, and they
would park this way, and they would leave an opening
between all the parked jeeps and stuff, and then that
would be you would drive up and down through the
middle of that. It's like a little parade and everybody
could just sit there and watch, or they can parade too.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And it's a bunch of insanity. Here's a news report
from a previous year of Go Topless Cheap Weekend in
Southeast Texas. Half there are several weeks of being stuck inside.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Thousands of flocks here to ball Ofva Peninsula to make
the most of their time while in.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Quarantine, and like, I need to get out.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And party, golds oples Jeep weekend. Just come out here
to have a good time. And you walk my pet
alligator and then that they come arrest me and you know,
they give me back the leash, but they take my alligator. No,
I mean that ain't no fun. That ain't right, man,
They're tole allat He just wanted to walk his pet gata. Look,
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there's a lot of trash out there.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You got your brown trash and your black trash, and
but boy, white trash, that's just a special kind of trash.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, y'all have white trash. That man trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Speaking of white trash, Vladimir Putin will not be attending
the meeting with Zelensky this week in Turkey, even though
he said that he was the one who wanted the meeting.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But is that the reason Trump's not going? I heard
Trump said he possibly go into Turkey after this thing,
and now apparently is not. I guess this whole Zelenski
Putin get together not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, so Zelenski is in Turkey right now with Erdigon,
the leader of the Turkish President.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
And also like to mention something that the Prime Minister
touched upon, we talked about the summit's later to take
place in London in October. Is it is October? Yes,
under the Berlin process where the UK is going to
be the host of the process.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, So that is the it's a translator for
Erdigan saying that they're going to try to have Alec
Baldwin's wife. Are you sure, Helena Hilarios Hilaria, No, that
was Ukrainian President Vladimir's I know that was Turkish President
Tayep Erdigan's translator telling you that since this meeting hasn't
amounted to much, they're going to try it again in
(07:40):
the UK later on.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
So what did he do?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Looks like that? Looks like the Russian Ukraine war will continue. Boy,
I guys, they're.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Not done losing all of their military aged young men. Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Apparently not. I will say this about India and Pakistan.
They wrapped it up a little quicker, didn't they. Well,
they generally do.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, they've been going back and forth with each other
for a long time, but they never really stretched it
out into a full blown situation.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
These Indian and Pakistani guys seem to be behaving a
little bit better than these Eastern European guys. Do I
blame the vodka?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah I could. I could definitely see the vodka
being a problem.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, exactly. You know, if they didn't have so much Tito's,
maybe this war would end.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Is that it they're drinking vodka from Texas?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Presumably?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I would imagine.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
The conspiracy I want to talk about today was the
Helen Keller conspiracy, and I don't really take much note
of this. So you want to tell me some of
the nineteen months came down with scarlet fever and proceeded
to be fully blind and fully dead, but yet somehow
wrote twelve books, flew a plane for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
There is no way, Wilton.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
And Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
No, this is this is perez Prado. This is for
our Hispanic listeners in small towns in Texas. It's not
all about classic rock all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Guys, you're trying to cozy up to that Aoc, ain't you.
I know, we make fun of her, and she's a
little idiot and all, but you still like to look
at it at juicy booty, don't you can.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's not for AOC. It's for her, a Boila.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
What happened? More tragedy and what the eco or wherever
she's from.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
No, No, it's just so once in a while, it's
one for you, one for me, one for the Aboila.
Do you not love the Aboeila? Well you have to.
You have to love a Boila's. There's not enough love
for a boilas these days. Good morning, kiddos, Thanks.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
For your little friend. AOC was back in the news again.
Of course, she makes a living out of just drawing
attention to herself for one thing or another. She'd love
to get arrested, but they don't seem to want to
do that for her yet. A while back, she pretended
to get arrested. Remember she walked around with her hands
behind her back like she was handcuffed. But then she
(09:49):
forgot for a minute while on video, and she raised
her hand up to wave at somebody or something. Then
she put it right back behind her, like, Oh, I forgot,
I'm pretending I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, well that's pretty funny. I am, like a lot
of you. I'm just one of these guys that notices things,
and I can't help but notice that as Donald Trump
is in Cutter right now, apparently multiple different versions of
the national anthem being played over there, and they didn't
all sound good.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Who's national anthem? Are they playing?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The United States of americanos national anthem?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
All this I think where the president shows up and
they get the band to come out and give him
a tribute.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, well, well, first they went to what is it?
First they went to Saudi Arabia, and some people had
noticed in Saudi Arabia. It didn't sound amazing. Ooh that
is that's not good. That is not amazing. Now you
(10:52):
gotta hand it to Trump. He's just putting up with it.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
They got what they gotta do. Stop it. It's terrible.
Well yeah, what's he gonna do it? Right?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So then he left there and then they went to
cutter and I will admit a little better.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I don't know, it's out of tune now. I think
it sounds better with the string section, you know what
I think? So I still think it's off all right, Okay, fine,
what about this version?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Better?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Better?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Who's that one?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I would be Jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh, I was hoping maybe you had some Gary hoe
He pulled up there. You remember Gary.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I do like Gary. I've got Metallica.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's all for Gary can rip man. You know he's
got a new album came out a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, he's still doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He's still out there. And what was cool last time
we had Gary Hoey in the studio with us, he
was telling us not only is he out you know,
performing doing shows and making albums and stuff, but he
teaches kids to play the guitar. What do you think
about that. I like that he'll have like a free
session to you know, like, hey, while I'm in town,
(12:05):
I'm gonna be over at the music store if you uh,
you know, they're not expecting like thirty thousand people or nothing,
but if you want to come show up. I'm just
showing people how how I do this, and he can
just tear it up.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I can't pay Gerry Hoey Huey Hoey, Hoey Hoey.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
For a lesson. I can't just I'm sure you could.
But he was doing a little charity work while he
was in towns. Let's let's get kids on the right path,
show him how to work at guitar. Well, that is
mighty white of him, very generous. Yes, I guess it was.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, why are you looking at me? It's troubling.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't know if I like that or not.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, hey, here's something else you want. Like, we've been
monitoring the situation in South Africa. Some of these headlines
are grim. Listen to this one for those that don't
think the white South African refugees deserve to come to America.
Here's a news story you probably didn't hear about grandmother
seventy one dies of shock after she was forced to
(13:00):
watch her three granddaughters being raped at gunpoint at her
home in South Africa.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
How is it that the American media has just totally
blacked out all the news from South Africa?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Punintended? Uh? Oh, there was a pun in their hell therese.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah. I don't know if you caught it or not,
but look, it's bad down there, Yes it is. And
the number of white South African refugees we're taking in
it's really not that many. I think the thing that
bothers the left the most is the word white.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I think. So it's a whole thing they don't want
to get into.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
If you will accept or not accept a political refugee
based on their skin color, maybe it's because you're a
bad person.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, let's go with that. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, absolutely, all right, more winning guys. Trump mentions Iran
has said they'll stop their nuclear program some very awesome news.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Very well, you know, they lie. I'm just saying they
may have told him that, that doesn't mean they'll do it.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well, we have to be happy that they are at
least considering it.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Are you suggesting we can't trust Persian.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You've probably read today the story about Iran has.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Sort of agreed to the terms.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
They're not going to make out I call it, in
a friendly way, nuclear dust. We're not going to be
making any nuclear dust in Iran, and we've been strong.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I want them to succeed.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I want them to end up being a great country, frankly.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
But they can't have a nuclear weapon. That's the only thing.
It's very simple. It's not like I have to.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Give you thirty pages worth of details.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
There's only one sentence.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
They can't have a nuclear weapons.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
That and I think we're getting close to maybe doing
a deal without.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Having to do these two steps. Is a very very
nice step.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
And there's a violent step, the violence like people haven't
seen before.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't know if you've heard, but there is one
way to keep Iran in line.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, that is under consideration. Apparently.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's like do what we ask or blow up? Why
don't we just turn your whole country into glass?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What that ball? Bamb lock?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It is a fun song back in the day. You know,
I know it's hard to tell, but this is not
actually the Beach Boys, no way, No, it's not really them. No,
I know, that's apparently it's a bunch of knuckleheads on
a morning radio show being cute, adorable.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I guess they were having some long into the night
of hearing or something for the for the representatives members
of Congress. That was what AOC was involved in. It
was like three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was a budget hearing, a marathon budget hearing.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, okay, yeah, the House Energy and Commerce Committee looking
at this Republican bill making Medicare Medicaid changes or whatever.
And Representative Cassio Cortez was scolded by a Republican man.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh did he man explain to her?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, he asked her at some point if she wouldn't
mind addressing members of the committee instead of adres sing
the camera. They have cameras in there. They normally don't
notice them or bother with them there. It's just covering.
She has learned to play this game where she just
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turns and speaks directly to the camera instead of other
members of Congress. And he called her out on that
and said it was disrespectful, and she said, I'm I
am talking and I will not yield. Because it was
a terribly disrespectful comment, and I will not yield to
disrespectful men. Hm oh, I know you're gonna play the
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same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, we don't have to, you know, want to listen
to it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I didn't. You should have said, yeah, we have it
right here. I didn't know you were going to play it. Well,
it's okay, now, it's just gonna be repetitive, I said.
And then what she said.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I like your rendition of it more. It is only
look at.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Me, furious, furious, I will.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Say this, mister Kenna, I would rather look at AOC
than you. It's nothing personal. Well, I don't mind that
she's not famous because she's smart. Uh no, no, she's
why why is she famous?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
She's she's gonna be sitting on her greatest abcent.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, instead of the AOC SoundBite in video because we're
by the way, we're live streaming on social media right now.
And for hello to those watching me, here's Blake Moore yesterday,
same congressional hearing, the.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Same thing she was doing. You know, you're not addressing
us anymore, You're just talking to the camera in the room.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, there's a camera there.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm even more furious.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
People wanted to look at my pythons during the live
I won't it, you know, I don't know if you
know this about me, but I left yesterday A Blake Moore,
the congressman from Utah. I mean, I guess this was
late last night. I don't know if he has a
newborn baby or maybe he just had a little too
much warm milk. But they were doing a vote.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Just talk, mister Moore.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
He is fast asleep in the middle of a congressional hearing.
He's just slumped over. At some point they wake him
up and everyone starts laughing. They nudge him.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Who decided it would be funny to play the music
to him?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
One of our producers added this silly music.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh oh we did that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, no, I think it's in poor taste.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I mean there are flies circling this guy. He is
so out of it.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, poor guy, What the hell happened there is?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Did anybody go over and just like tap him on
the shoulder or something or what? They just let him sleep?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
The woman sitting to the left of him woke come up.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Hello, mister Moore, I mean drooling.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He is out of it.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
He I know he realized, is that he embarrassed himself.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Is he wearing a cast or something?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
What is this thing around his neck?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Right? Does he have a broken arm?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Looks like he either has a crossover bag or maybe
he had a rotator cuff surgery or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Look, I don't want to make fun of all men
for wearing the crossover bags, But what's up with that?
You see?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
What's up with that? I see you have a wallet?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I see it all over the place lately. It looks
like a fan pa, But men wear it over their
shoulder for some reason? Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
And how long ago did we quit wearing fanny packs
on the fanny you know, because that's why it was
named at And they started moving them around to the front,
girls especially, I think because guys were pickpocketing them or something.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Is it strategically placed there to protect you from getting kicked.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
In the groin?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, it's just still too high for that. But they
still call it a fanny pack even when they moved it.
What should it be called if the girls are all
wearing them in the front now?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I was gonna suggest no.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
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If you've looked yet, but we have new items today
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
I didn't look what do we got?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Okay? So one of the big sellers on our Silly
Ridiculous Merchandise page was all the Helen Keller memorial gun range.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Stuff that was real. Matter of fact, that's sold out.
It was so popular we had to reorder. Yeah, it's true.
So as you know, Helen Keller was not real. That
was just an urban myth and we.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Would have heard kind of like that helicopter. We discovered
that on this radio show. It never happened. So you
can buy t shirts, hats, notebooks, and tumblers that say
here no evil, see no evil, shoot all evil, Helen
Keller's memorial gun range and we're just having fun with
it because she was never real, so you can't get
offended by that. And then we have shirts that say
I survived the Science with a picture of goggles and
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a COVID mask on it. And it is a it's
a funny, it's a cool shirt. Look how great the
design is, the perfect font and different colors and stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's a perfect, perfect shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And right now we're doing deals from for a memorial
Day weekend to get your Summer Ready promo code Summer
twenty twenty percent off right now at I Love WJ
dot com on all the Stuff Pursuit of Happiness Radio,
Walton and Johnson Merch. Of course, we got tanks, T shirts, hats, hoodies,
Golf of America, tumblers, doge, beach towels. Look at that.
(01:20):
Look at the Golf of America, flip flops and sandals.
Those look great. Beach bags. You're gonna want all of that.
I don't really care, Margaret Jdvan's t shirts. Those are
hilarious if you are a jeep owner. A lot of
stuff with rubber ducks on it. Donald Trump women's bikini swimsuit,
Javier Malay bringing sexy back strappy bikini. Look at that.
(01:40):
Your butt's gonna look fabulous in that. Ladies, Aloha to arms.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh hi, I'm you like you have girls and bikinis
on the screen. What a surprise. I just walk in
the door and there you are, going all heterosexual.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is our merch store. You wouldn't be interested in this.
It's fashion, mister Kenneth, ever heard of it?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No? I never have.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
About time you do, Maybe it's about time you learn
about fashion, gather around kids.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'll teach you, will you please do? Yeah, you mentioned
jeep stuff, and I was just wondering, isn't that happening
like this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'm glad you brought that up. For those of you
that are not from Southeast Texas. Every year, right around
the beginning of summer, we have what is basically a
figurative tsunami that hits Crystal Beach just outside the Galveston area,
where not dozens, not hundreds, but maybe thousands of young, drunk, white,
trash rednecks gather together with their jeeps, and it is
(02:38):
just a melee of bad behavior.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now we've called off the what was it the freaknick?
Is that freaknick weekend? We've pointed out, you know, there's
there's bad behavior at the border. Sometimes it's the Hispanics,
sometimes it's the blacks. In this case, it is clearly
the whites that are behaving badly, and I don't approve.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Let's get them out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I mean, if there it's a bunch of drunk white
twenty somethings driving around with their lower back tattoos, drinking
too much hard Seltzer and PBR. They get into a fistfight,
somebody probably takes out a weapon.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Not good guys, not a good look, Whitey. I'm guessing
this won't get so extreme, but law enforcement officials are
taking steps to enhance public safety. And by enhancing public safety,
that means they have to kind of, you know, shut
down some of this go topless weekend stuff. They've got
(03:33):
the Houston Police, the Galveston you know, they got the
sheriff's departments, and they said they are evaluating the possibility
of just closing the beach entirely. There's businesses will be closed.
I I was under the impression they were shutting it down.
There's a headline right here that says they are. But
now there's new rules.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
This changes a little from previous years, and this first
one is a whopper of a doozy.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No parking on the beach. Welln't that the whole point
of the topless your jeeps in the sand and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeahloading, no unloading trailers on the beach. No golf carts,
no ATVs, no dirt bikes, no camping permitted on the beach.
Uh no glass containers.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's confusing when they you know, when people that aren't
familiar with what's going on. They call it go topless Weekend, right,
and I think a lot of people go down there thinking,
you know, they're going to see some stuff, and it's
just everybody likes to take the tops off their jeeps.
They actually take the doors off, they take the tailgate off,
they just take everything off the jeep. If they don't do.
(04:32):
What you said is completely accurate, Billy, that it's true.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
The topless Jeep Weekend refers to the jeep itself. However,
you're not gonna believe this. Apparently there are some young
women that attend this function and they apparently they don't
know that.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They think that that's what they're supposed to do because
it's topless weekend, and so they take their jugs out.
In twenty twenty three, I don't know what happened last year.
It says more than two hundred arrests were made, Dozens
of people were hospitalized for a wide variety of injuries.
Nobody was killed, but that isn't always the case. No,
(05:08):
so the police are thinking maybe they're going to control
this a little more.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
If there's no parking on the beach, what's the point
of going exactly. It says you can drive on the beach,
but you can't park.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Can't just get your grill out. And what they would
do is they would park like this way, and they
would park this way, and they would leave an opening
between all the parked jeeps and stuff, and then that
would be you would drive up and down through the
middle of that. It's like a little parade and everybody
could just sit there and watch, or they can parade too.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And it's a bunch of insanity. Here's a news report
from a previous year of Go Topless Cheap Weekend in
Southeast Texas. Half there are several weeks of being stuck inside.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Thousands of flocks here to ball Ofva Peninsula to make
the most of their time while in.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Quarantine, and like, I need to get out.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And party, golds oples Jeep weekend. Just come out here
to have a good time. And you walk my pet
alligator and then that they come arrest me and you know,
they give me back the leash, but they take my alligator. No,
I mean that ain't no fun. That ain't right, man,
They're tole allat He just wanted to walk his pet gata. Look,
(06:21):
there's a lot of trash out there.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You got your brown trash and your black trash, and
but boy, white trash, that's just a special kind of trash.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, y'all have white trash. That man trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Speaking of white trash, Vladimir Putin will not be attending
the meeting with Zelensky this week in Turkey, even though
he said that he was the one who wanted the meeting.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But is that the reason Trump's not going? I heard
Trump said he possibly go into Turkey after this thing,
and now apparently is not. I guess this whole Zelenski
Putin get together not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, so Zelenski is in Turkey right now with Erdigon,
the leader of the Turkish President.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
And also like to mention something that the Prime Minister
touched upon, we talked about the summit's later to take
place in London in October. Is it is October? Yes,
under the Berlin process where the UK is going to
be the host of the process.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, So that is the it's a translator for
Erdigan saying that they're going to try to have Alec
Baldwin's wife. Are you sure, Helena Hilarios Hilaria, No, that
was Ukrainian President Vladimir's I know that was Turkish President
Tayep Erdigan's translator telling you that since this meeting hasn't
amounted to much, they're going to try it again in
(07:40):
the UK later on.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
So what did he do?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Looks like that? Looks like the Russian Ukraine war will continue. Boy,
I guys, they're.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Not done losing all of their military aged young men. Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Apparently not. I will say this about India and Pakistan.
They wrapped it up a little quicker, didn't they. Well,
they generally do.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, they've been going back and forth with each other
for a long time, but they never really stretched it
out into a full blown situation.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
These Indian and Pakistani guys seem to be behaving a
little bit better than these Eastern European guys. Do I
blame the vodka?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah I could. I could definitely see the vodka
being a problem.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, exactly. You know, if they didn't have so much Tito's,
maybe this war would end.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Is that it they're drinking vodka from Texas?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Presumably?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I would imagine.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
The conspiracy I want to talk about today was the
Helen Keller conspiracy, and I don't really take much note
of this. So you want to tell me some of
the nineteen months came down with scarlet fever and proceeded
to be fully blind and fully dead, but yet somehow
wrote twelve books, flew a plane for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
There is no way, Wilton.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
And Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
No, this is this is perez Prado. This is for
our Hispanic listeners in small towns in Texas. It's not
all about classic rock all the time.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Guys, you're trying to cozy up to that Aoc, ain't you.
I know, we make fun of her, and she's a
little idiot and all, but you still like to look
at it at juicy booty, don't you can.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's not for AOC. It's for her, a Boila.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
What happened? More tragedy and what the eco or wherever
she's from.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
No, No, it's just so once in a while, it's
one for you, one for me, one for the Aboila.
Do you not love the Aboeila? Well you have to.
You have to love a Boila's. There's not enough love
for a boilas these days. Good morning, kiddos, Thanks.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
For your little friend. AOC was back in the news again.
Of course, she makes a living out of just drawing
attention to herself for one thing or another. She'd love
to get arrested, but they don't seem to want to
do that for her yet. A while back, she pretended
to get arrested. Remember she walked around with her hands
behind her back like she was handcuffed. But then she
(09:49):
forgot for a minute while on video, and she raised
her hand up to wave at somebody or something. Then
she put it right back behind her, like, Oh, I forgot,
I'm pretending I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, well that's pretty funny. I am, like a lot
of you. I'm just one of these guys that notices things,
and I can't help but notice that as Donald Trump
is in Cutter right now, apparently multiple different versions of
the national anthem being played over there, and they didn't
all sound good.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Who's national anthem? Are they playing?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
The United States of americanos national anthem?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
All this I think where the president shows up and
they get the band to come out and give him
a tribute.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, well, well, first they went to what is it?
First they went to Saudi Arabia, and some people had
noticed in Saudi Arabia. It didn't sound amazing. Ooh that
is that's not good. That is not amazing. Now you
(10:52):
gotta hand it to Trump. He's just putting up with it.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
They got what they gotta do. Stop it. It's terrible.
Well yeah, what's he gonna do it? Right?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So then he left there and then they went to
cutter and I will admit a little better.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I don't know, it's out of tune now. I think
it sounds better with the string section, you know what
I think? So I still think it's off all right, Okay, fine,
what about this version?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Better?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Better?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Who's that one?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I would be Jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh, I was hoping maybe you had some Gary hoe
He pulled up there. You remember Gary.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I do like Gary. I've got Metallica.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's all for Gary can rip man. You know he's
got a new album came out a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, he's still doing it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
He's still out there. And what was cool last time
we had Gary Hoey in the studio with us, he
was telling us not only is he out you know,
performing doing shows and making albums and stuff, but he
teaches kids to play the guitar. What do you think
about that. I like that he'll have like a free
session to you know, like, hey, while I'm in town,
(12:05):
I'm gonna be over at the music store if you uh,
you know, they're not expecting like thirty thousand people or nothing,
but if you want to come show up. I'm just
showing people how how I do this, and he can
just tear it up.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I can't pay Gerry Hoey Huey Hoey, Hoey Hoey.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
For a lesson. I can't just I'm sure you could.
But he was doing a little charity work while he
was in towns. Let's let's get kids on the right path,
show him how to work at guitar. Well, that is
mighty white of him, very generous. Yes, I guess it was.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, why are you looking at me? It's troubling.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't know if I like that or not.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, hey, here's something else you want. Like, we've been
monitoring the situation in South Africa. Some of these headlines
are grim. Listen to this one for those that don't
think the white South African refugees deserve to come to America.
Here's a news story you probably didn't hear about grandmother
seventy one dies of shock after she was forced to
(13:00):
watch her three granddaughters being raped at gunpoint at her
home in South Africa.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
How is it that the American media has just totally
blacked out all the news from South Africa?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Punintended? Uh? Oh, there was a pun in their hell therese.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah. I don't know if you caught it or not,
but look, it's bad down there, Yes it is. And
the number of white South African refugees we're taking in
it's really not that many. I think the thing that
bothers the left the most is the word white.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I think. So it's a whole thing they don't want
to get into.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
If you will accept or not accept a political refugee
based on their skin color, maybe it's because you're a
bad person.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, let's go with that. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, absolutely, all right, more winning guys. Trump mentions Iran
has said they'll stop their nuclear program some very awesome news.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Very well, you know, they lie. I'm just saying they
may have told him that, that doesn't mean they'll do it.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well, we have to be happy that they are at
least considering it.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Are you suggesting we can't trust Persian.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You've probably read today the story about Iran has.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Sort of agreed to the terms.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
They're not going to make out I call it, in
a friendly way, nuclear dust. We're not going to be
making any nuclear dust in Iran, and we've been strong.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I want them to succeed.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I want them to end up being a great country, frankly.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
But they can't have a nuclear weapon. That's the only thing.
It's very simple. It's not like I have to.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Give you thirty pages worth of details.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
There's only one sentence.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
They can't have a nuclear weapons.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
That and I think we're getting close to maybe doing
a deal without.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Having to do these two steps. Is a very very
nice step.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
And there's a violent step, the violence like people haven't
seen before.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't know if you've heard, but there is one
way to keep Iran in line.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, that is under consideration. Apparently.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's like do what we ask or blow up? Why
don't we just turn your whole country into glass?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What that ball? Bamb lock?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It is a fun song back in the day. You know,
I know it's hard to tell, but this is not
actually the Beach Boys, no way, No, it's not really them. No,
I know, that's apparently it's a bunch of knuckleheads on
a morning radio show being cute, adorable.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I guess they were having some long into the night
of hearing or something for the for the representatives members
of Congress. That was what AOC was involved in. It
was like three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was a budget hearing, a marathon budget hearing.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, okay, yeah, the House Energy and Commerce Committee looking
at this Republican bill making Medicare Medicaid changes or whatever.
And Representative Cassio Cortez was scolded by a Republican man.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh did he man explain to her?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, he asked her at some point if she wouldn't
mind addressing members of the committee instead of adres sing
the camera. They have cameras in there. They normally don't
notice them or bother with them there. It's just covering.
She has learned to play this game where she just
(16:13):
turns and speaks directly to the camera instead of other
members of Congress. And he called her out on that
and said it was disrespectful, and she said, I'm I
am talking and I will not yield. Because it was
a terribly disrespectful comment, and I will not yield to
disrespectful men. Hm oh, I know you're gonna play the
(16:36):
same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, we don't have to, you know, want to listen
to it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I didn't. You should have said, yeah, we have it
right here. I didn't know you were going to play it. Well,
it's okay, now, it's just gonna be repetitive, I said.
And then what she said.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I like your rendition of it more. It is only
look at.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Me, furious, furious, I will.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Say this, mister Kenna, I would rather look at AOC
than you. It's nothing personal. Well, I don't mind that
she's not famous because she's smart. Uh no, no, she's
why why is she famous?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
She's she's gonna be sitting on her greatest abcent.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, instead of the AOC SoundBite in video because we're
by the way, we're live streaming on social media right now.
And for hello to those watching me, here's Blake Moore yesterday,
same congressional hearing, the.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Same thing she was doing. You know, you're not addressing
us anymore, You're just talking to the camera in the room.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, there's a camera there.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm even more furious.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
People wanted to look at my pythons during the live
I won't it, you know, I don't know if you
know this about me, but I left yesterday A Blake Moore,
the congressman from Utah. I mean, I guess this was
late last night. I don't know if he has a
newborn baby or maybe he just had a little too
much warm milk. But they were doing a vote.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Just talk, mister Moore.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
He is fast asleep in the middle of a congressional hearing.
He's just slumped over. At some point they wake him
up and everyone starts laughing. They nudge him.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Who decided it would be funny to play the music
to him?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
One of our producers added this silly music.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh oh we did that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, no, I think it's in poor taste.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I mean there are flies circling this guy. He is
so out of it.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, poor guy, What the hell happened there is?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Did anybody go over and just like tap him on
the shoulder or something or what? They just let him sleep?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
The woman sitting to the left of him woke come up.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Hello, mister Moore, I mean drooling.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He is out of it.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
He I know he realized, is that he embarrassed himself.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Is he wearing a cast or something?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
What is this thing around his neck?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Right? Does he have a broken arm?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Looks like he either has a crossover bag or maybe
he had a rotator cuff surgery or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Look, I don't want to make fun of all men
for wearing the crossover bags, But what's up with that?
You see?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
What's up with that? I see you have a wallet?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I see it all over the place lately. It looks
like a fan pa, But men wear it over their
shoulder for some reason? Is it?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
And how long ago did we quit wearing fanny packs
on the fanny you know, because that's why it was
named at And they started moving them around to the front,
girls especially, I think because guys were pickpocketing them or something.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Is it strategically placed there to protect you from getting kicked.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
In the groin?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, it's just still too high for that. But they
still call it a fanny pack even when they moved it.
What should it be called if the girls are all
wearing them in the front now?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I was gonna suggest no.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
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