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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The song is called in a Marada. You know what
that means. But dude, well, I mean sweetheart. He puts
it in parentheses in the title. Okay, because it's an
Italian American. He didn't want to confuse you there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I didn't know it was in a something else in
a Marada. I was up in uh you know, nipplema uh.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hey, coming up?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
New music from Gary Hoey Huey Hoey huge. Yeah, he's
got new music out. So anyway that's coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That sounds like a good playing right there. You know
what else we got? Tell me, billy, Oh, but I
believe we got a tyuser report and we got criminals
as stupid as stupider than usual. You know who else
is stupid? You can't wait to find out the mothers
of criminals. They're sometimes they're pretty stupid too.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, you know it's unfortunately, intelligence is not an epidemic
right now.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We noticed. But that's okay, there's enough of us here.
What an epidemic? Bill?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yet it means it's not a there's not a lot
of intelligence going around.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
How you figure.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
You just told us people are stupid?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
We're basing that on a current conversation.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, agree, with that. Yeah, I feel like what now? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It doesn't matter anyway. Let me tell you about this mother.
Have y'all read about this mother that helped her kid
get the guns for a school shooting?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is this a stupid criminal or is this just a thing?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well, it is the mother of a stupid criminal. But
I think mother's stupider than a criminal.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
That bad?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Huh, it's pretty bad?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
All right? Well what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right? Well a Texas mom and I want to
show you a picture of the mom before we go
any further, so you can enjoy a close up of
this little honey.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, I saw a picture of her yesterday. She's got
purple hair, she's got a lot of face tattoos, she
looks Asian, she's a little overweight. I'm just trying to
carry a picture here for people. It could be a Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It looks like nineteen ninety two tattooed to her throat.
Here was a good year for music from both rock
and rolly. It's about Yeah. Her name is Ashley Pardo.
She's thirty three. And prosecutors say, of course they say things,
you know, because you see a woman looks like this,
and people are jealous. I guess sure, I am. She
(02:06):
was aware of her son's obsession with violence and intentionally
aided his goals in exchange for him babysitting his younger siblings.
Mom has been arrested now for allegedly buying a gun, ammunition,
tactical gear offer her son while he was planning a
(02:27):
mass targeted violence at school. So he shows up at
the Jeremiah Rhodes Middle School, San Antonio, Texas. He's got
his mask, his Camo tactical pants, and then I don't
know if he lost his nerve or if he was
just scoping it out. He left. And then after that,
the boy's grandmother went into his bedroom to find him
(02:51):
playing with live ammunition and a hammer. He'd made it
a homemade explosive device, written the name of some guy
at somebody he worshiped. I guess anyway, She told the
police that his mom had taken him to the store
to purchase said gear.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The police said.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The student, who has not been named, told who, Well,
I guess would be easy to find out. Miss Pardo's kid,
you know, anyway, showed up at school wearing all this stuff,
detained off campus, charged with terrorism. Uh, you know, so anyway,
they been going through this for a while now, because
they've been looking at it for a little bit of time,
and I think, you know what, with the judges today
(03:36):
at all, they'll probably tell him now, that's not a
good idea. You get back to school now and you behave.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I mean, depending on where it happens at they mightn't
make him director of a local law enforcement Agent's.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
True, he could. He's showing a fine adaptation for this.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
His name's not James Comy by any chances.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It don't look like. No, there's already a James Comy.
I've heard of him. Sure, I have no relation to
the hot Dog Company. Unfortunately, No, that's cone Neat. Yeah,
it's not even the same word, right, But we did
have pretty good advice in the male for you. Apparently
Diddy is a big on having something called white parties.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah they all get dressed in white.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Sure, yeah, they wear white clothing and I'm not really
sure why black hip hop enthusiastic. I got invited to
one last year, Remember did you go?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah? I remember with.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The TV news anchor she took me to one. You
wore white, I've got one. I didn't have anything to wear.
So I went to the store. I bought a white
polo and a pair of white shorts. Guess how many
times I've worn that outfit since then?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well? Probably none. You probably ruined it with the stains
and stuff I did.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, but I'll never wear those clothes again. They just
hang in my closet there, reminding me I wasted money
once on an outfit to impress a group of people
I'll never see again.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah. So the idea is, since they talking about them
white parties at the Diddy Party, we don't know if
they were togas or if you just wear any old
white clothes like you did. Sure, So here's what we do.
Walton Johnson throws a big white party. White and you
know it sounds bad, but as long as you're wearing white, you.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Can come a prideful white party.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah okay, Yeah, and everything you wear not just like
a white you know, stripe on it or something. It's
gonna be pure white. Sure, just pir white, arian white
and that I mean, no, that's too far. Will be
catered by James Coney Island. See how this popped into
my head there when you say Coney the hot dog
company in Southeast Texas. Sure, chili dog, chili cheese dog.
(05:31):
And with everybody wearing white, it's gonna be easy to
spot the heretics who tried to sneak ketchup in on
their hot dogs. Now you're talking, we get them, We
bust them right there, white party, boom, you're out.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, exactly. That's really not the direction I thought this story.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Was going in.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But it works.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah. I feel good, right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
And we would get to eat chili cheese dogs, which
would be a treat right about.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Now. See, that's the thing that always bothered me about
ketchup on a hot dog. There's so many better toppings.
Ketchup is just barbecue sauce that hasn't had ice added
to it yet. You know, it's just incomplete chilli. You
could have put better ingredients in. You're settling for that?
Why are you settling? Are you not an American? Do
you not deserve the best? You should? I want the
(06:14):
I want the best for all of you. I bet
James Commy puts ketchup on his hot dog.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I know he does.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
He's in the news today because he's trying to kill Trump.
Is that the story?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
James Comy, the former head of the FBI posted a
photo to his personal Instagram account of rocks on a
pebbles on a beach, and the pebbles spell out the
word eighty the numbers eighty six forty seven.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Eighty six means well, in a bar, it would mean,
you know, kick him out. Forty seven that's just Trump. Sure,
he's forty five and forty seven to presidents in the
nose they're saying by writing down eighty six forty seven,
that means kill Trump, but it could just mean kick
him out. Just depends on Yah, how threatening you want
(07:04):
to be.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, there's a world of possibilities here now because two
people tried to kill him last year, maybe it's not
a good idea to joke about it or you know it,
even if that's not what you meant, which in the
case of James, call me. Look, I'm willing to be
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt here.
Probably the former head of the FBI is not killing
people telling people to kill Trump. But you've got to admit,
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even in its best context, even if he just met
remove him from office, it still sounds pretty reckless considering
two people tried to kill the guy.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, and unlike you, I'm not willing to give him
the benefit of the doubt. I'm with whoever suggested that
they go arrest him today right now.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That would be the Director of National Intelligence, Taulci Gabbard.
Cash Pattel, the head of the FBI, is also said
he wants to investigate.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, let's see if he's got a set owning. But
if cash pateeil don't arrest James Coombe by noon today,
he ain't got a set owning.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, here's Tulsi.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
No, whatever his int I will tell you that there
is a guy in Georgia who is issuing threats on
my life about a month ago, and he's in jail today.
He has been indicted with a crime, as he should
have been, and he is in jail as we speak.
So whatever James Comy intent, he and people like him
(08:19):
need to be held to account according to the law,
which is something that he claims to have given his
life for and stands by the rule of law. Fantastic.
The rule of law says people like him who issued
direct threats against the President of the United States, essentially
issuing a call to assassinate him, must be held accountable.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Under the law.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Do you believe Kmie should be in jail?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I do, yep, damn straight.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't know if she means that or if she's
just saying that to get me stirred up, but it's working, I.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Tell you that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, some people think that Tulsey is trying to run
for president in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
So that's why she's a little bolder than some of
the other members of the trumpet.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Mister twenty twenty eight. Right now, I think we got
a guy there at the at the Assistant President's office
that looks like he might be good at that.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But you know, it's a long way the time about JD.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's him.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, I like JD.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I mean, I don't agree with his economic policies, but
I'll tell you what, I probably don't agree with Tulsa's either.
At the end of the day, any of them would
be infinitely better than what the other side's going to offer.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's the truth. The other side is looking at running
Gavin Newsom or Kamala again or Kamalo, which I still
don't know. Also, Hunter Biden has been talked about as
a possible presidential candidate for the Democrats. And then there's
of course little idiot aoc A Bear around New York somewhere,
(09:43):
although she didn't seem to be representing her district much anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I don't know if she's running for president or not,
but eventually Gavin Newsom definitely is.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And to prove it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
One thing a lot of people are noticing today is
that Gavin Newsom is really trying to distance himself from
Gavin Newsom. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I like dancing and ponies and getting my snooch pounded
on fighting nuts. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Scary Howie new music out today? Well this week I.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Like that old boy recently or what I've teared him
strings up.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It occurred to us reason we ought to play more
new music on the show. We're we're privy to a
lot of new music. Why don't we put it on
and introduce people to it?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Are we allowed? Is it okay?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Did you check?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, we're doing it right now. Okay, But who would
we check with? I don't I don't know that. We
just kind of talked about it amongst.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Ourselves, I mean just between you and me, Billy, and
I think some of the executives I've forgotten that we're
even in here.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's probably for the best. Yeah, we try to keep
a low profile around here. Don't walk the halls, chit
chat with the co workers and stuff like that. That'll
get you in trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, just keep your head down because one thing's for sure,
you definitely don't want to get into trouble.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Don't tase me, bro, He'll tease you, bro.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And now it's such a welt Hut.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We've been playing that intro for so long I almost
forgot to warn people. It contains the sound effect of
a police sire and that's it does have that. For
those of you are looking in your rear view mirror
right now, you're fine, You're not.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You're probably good. It's not you. I mean you might
be getting pulled out.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
If you already immediately felt guilty when you heard that sound,
maybe you ought to correct your behavior.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, honestly, maybe you're just driving too fast.
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Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's a pretty good way to start your day, ain't
it right. Yeah, it's better than getting tasered. Well, you're
running around on the street. Wow, yeah, this happens. And
apparently since I looked it up for more details of
Henry County es basically the Atlanta area of Georgia, Henry
County Police, and some of this is uncensored, so you
(12:16):
probably don't want to look it up. You might see
a naked man's ass. There's some sensitive content, that's all
i'll tell you. For some reason, this naked man walking
around out on the street or the sidewalk, police suspected
him or maybe they just knew one hundred percent that
there was some drug dealing involved, and so they went
(12:39):
over to arrest him, partly, you know, for being naked
I think outside sure enough, he did not comply turns
into a full blown chase. Three cops I see in
the video chasing this guy, and they don't let him
run far because I think he was getting He was
expanding the distance early in that chase, if you know
(13:00):
what I mean. Sure I got you, yea, he was.
He was pretty speedy. Uh So they let the barbs
of justice do their running for him. That's what they do.
And they didn't even wait. See this is the way,
this is how cops will do you. He was running
across the street towards a grassy area, the park or whatever,
got it. They didn't even wait untill he got to
the grass. They tased him in the street and then,
(13:22):
let me tell you when when the barbs of justice
hit him, mister Sparky lit him up. Not not the
kind of head in prison in it, you know, but
this taser kind. He stiffened up like a board and
it looked like both of his feet had been tied. Yo.
You go the rodeo lot. You've seen the heading and healing.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh sure, I'm a rodeo expert.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, it looked like somebody just healeding and his feet
just locked up. He went about I'd say about eight
nine inches in the air on tippy toes. His feet
were up. He was hovering for just a second.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
He looks like a fish being thrown onto the deck
of a ship.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And then he just landed and skidded it because he
had a pretty good amount of speed going. So when
he hit the ground, belly first and something else first.
If you know what I mean, you won't road rash
on that. No, I wouldn't either, and hit the pavement
and he skidded it along there for a little while.
It looked like a dolphin, but died in mid air.
(14:19):
You know how they like to leap. Dolphins will do that.
They'll leap, but then they curve their body and go
back in. He didn't curve. He just went straight down.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Flat like a diving board, just like that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
What have we learn from this?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Well, there was always the possibility of obeying the law.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
But faster than lightning, was Flipper really faster than lightning?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
He absolutely was. There were plenty of shows where he
would dodge lightning.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Really that's well.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I mean, I gotta imagine that'd be an important skill
to have if you live in a body of water.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Sure, otherwise you die.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't recommend living in water unless you're faster than lightning.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I don't know this guy's name or his story other
than the fact that he crossed paths with the law
and he did not comply and that generally will get
you a taser and if you're lucky.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, because the other option it hurts more, It is
infinitely worse.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, but you know, I still feel like we go
a little too easy on criminals these days.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
There's a story this morning that is making national news
headlines about a twenty four year old girl who was
killed because of an illegal immigrant and the judge giving
a very light sentence. The story goes like this, It's
a teenage illegal immigrant killed a twenty four year old
Colorado woman during a high speed crash. Now, the suspect
has been given a lenient plea deal by shockingly a
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progressive district attorney that allowed him to walk free without
serving any jail time. Oh really, fifteen year old Colombian
kid killed a woman. He has not been publicly named
because you know.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Underahkah and Colombian, So his rights are way better than
your your American born citizens.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Or share privileges.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, he's been sentenced to two years probation and one
hundred hours of community service.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That is easy. One hundred hours of community.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So you do that's standing on your head.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Huh sure, Yeah, I've had a You know, you don't
have to give me court ordered community service to make
me want to help my community.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
You'll have to.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But they still do.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, they do. For some reason I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
The officer of Rapahoe County District Attorney, Amy Payton, offered
the team plea deal if they he admitted that he
did the crash, and so he admitted it and they said,
all right, get out of here, and now the father
is passed.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Uh yeah, something about killing your kid will make you
pretty angry.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Something about killing his daughter and then getting off scott
free when he wasn't supposed to even be in the country.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think there was a movie about that a while back.
Although it wasn't illegal immigrants and you know, invaders and whatnot,
is just some some redneck white boys in Mississippi killed
black kid. I don't know if y'all ever saw that movie,
but it got pretty rough. Matthew McConaughey sweated through the
whole thing. Really, the movie you know, not the actual event.
(17:09):
I had no idea. Yeah, that's incredible. I remember the
name of it. But I remember him and his wife
both sweating. I think it was that crazy Judd girl.
It was his wife and they both was just sweating
non stop. It's like they didn't have air conditioning.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Are you talking about Ashley Judd or are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Which everyone's a actress. I don't know which is wet.
There's Winona, No, not her as an athlete, the nutball.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Ashley is a liberal cook, and Winona looks like she
knows their way around a golden kraal.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, no, it's the liberal cook.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I don't rather hang out with Winona. Yeah, I could
put some food down.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I mean I wouldn't let her near my plate because
I probably probably eat all my chocolate fudge pudding.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But but you went to the golden crowd, you go
back for more. I mean, well, one price, you can
get as much as you can eat. That is a
good price. A great hell of a dealer right there. Oh,
speaking of prices and stuff, I don't know. I already
saw that on the news this morning. Places like Walmart, Target,
some of these other big stores. They're saying they're unfortunately
their prices are are gonna have to go up because
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of Trump's tariffs. Now, first of all, I think the
tariffs lasted about three weeks, didn't they before they negotiated
new deals, especially the one with China, where I think
Walmart and Target get most of crap. So this is
just them using the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices.
It's not necessary, I guaranteeing tee you. They just took
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this opportunity to jack's prices up higher than before. I mean,
there's high enough when Biden was in have you.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Seen this economic report today from Axios dot com and CNBC?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Not exactly bright part. I was just about to tear
into that report. I was gonna give it a good
thorough going over. But yeah, go ahead and spoil it
for me.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Basically, this is the liberal media saying the tariffs didn't
actually affect the price of anything.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'll share a little of the article with you. They
tell you in the report here that with major indicators
from April now in none show the kinds of recessionary
or inflationary conditions implied by business and consumer surveys, warnings
and anecdotes are taking on greater importance as signs of
how tariffs are working their way through the economy. New
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data out yesterday Thursday showed steady retail sales and a
surprising drop in wholesale prices in April.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
So far, so good.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
The report points out how we're wired for everyday low prices,
but the magnitude of these increases is more than any
retailer can absorb, according to Walmart's CFO. But actually nothing
came along to affect the prices. They just want to
raise the prices because they can close. They can. They
just did.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Greedy, greedy sons of beaches, is what they are.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Wait a second, corporate creed. Isn't that what the Democrats said? Yeah,
but now it's really happening, happening, and this will never end.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
What are you talking about? You know, this week?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
This week? You don't know what day it is, do you?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Now? Please tell me?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It is Friday morning, early Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
The song is called in a Marada. You know what
that means. But dude, well, I mean sweetheart. He puts
it in parentheses in the title. Okay, because it's an
Italian American. He didn't want to confuse you there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I didn't know it was in a something else in
a Marada. I was up in uh you know, nipplema uh.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hey, coming up?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
New music from Gary Hoey Huey Hoey huge. Yeah, he's
got new music out. So anyway that's coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That sounds like a good playing right there. You know
what else we got? Tell me, billy, Oh, but I
believe we got a tyuser report and we got criminals
as stupid as stupider than usual. You know who else
is stupid? You can't wait to find out the mothers
of criminals. They're sometimes they're pretty stupid too.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, you know it's unfortunately, intelligence is not an epidemic
right now.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We noticed. But that's okay, there's enough of us here.
What an epidemic? Bill?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yet it means it's not a there's not a lot
of intelligence going around.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
How you figure.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
You just told us people are stupid?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
We're basing that on a current conversation.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, agree, with that. Yeah, I feel like what now? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It doesn't matter anyway. Let me tell you about this mother.
Have y'all read about this mother that helped her kid
get the guns for a school shooting?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is this a stupid criminal or is this just a thing?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well, it is the mother of a stupid criminal. But
I think mother's stupider than a criminal.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
That bad?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Huh, it's pretty bad?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
All right? Well what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right? Well a Texas mom and I want to
show you a picture of the mom before we go
any further, so you can enjoy a close up of
this little honey.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, I saw a picture of her yesterday. She's got
purple hair, she's got a lot of face tattoos, she
looks Asian, she's a little overweight. I'm just trying to
carry a picture here for people. It could be a Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
It looks like nineteen ninety two tattooed to her throat.
Here was a good year for music from both rock
and rolly. It's about Yeah. Her name is Ashley Pardo.
She's thirty three. And prosecutors say, of course they say things,
you know, because you see a woman looks like this,
and people are jealous. I guess sure, I am. She
(02:06):
was aware of her son's obsession with violence and intentionally
aided his goals in exchange for him babysitting his younger siblings.
Mom has been arrested now for allegedly buying a gun, ammunition,
tactical gear offer her son while he was planning a
(02:27):
mass targeted violence at school. So he shows up at
the Jeremiah Rhodes Middle School, San Antonio, Texas. He's got
his mask, his Camo tactical pants, and then I don't
know if he lost his nerve or if he was
just scoping it out. He left. And then after that,
the boy's grandmother went into his bedroom to find him
(02:51):
playing with live ammunition and a hammer. He'd made it
a homemade explosive device, written the name of some guy
at somebody he worshiped. I guess anyway, She told the
police that his mom had taken him to the store
to purchase said gear.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The police said.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The student, who has not been named, told who, Well,
I guess would be easy to find out. Miss Pardo's kid,
you know, anyway, showed up at school wearing all this stuff,
detained off campus, charged with terrorism. Uh, you know, so anyway,
they been going through this for a while now, because
they've been looking at it for a little bit of time,
and I think, you know what, with the judges today
(03:36):
at all, they'll probably tell him now, that's not a
good idea. You get back to school now and you behave.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I mean, depending on where it happens at they mightn't
make him director of a local law enforcement Agent's.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
True, he could. He's showing a fine adaptation for this.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
His name's not James Comy by any chances.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It don't look like. No, there's already a James Comy.
I've heard of him. Sure, I have no relation to
the hot Dog Company. Unfortunately, No, that's cone Neat. Yeah,
it's not even the same word, right, But we did
have pretty good advice in the male for you. Apparently
Diddy is a big on having something called white parties.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah they all get dressed in white.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Sure, yeah, they wear white clothing and I'm not really
sure why black hip hop enthusiastic. I got invited to
one last year, Remember did you go?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah? I remember with.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The TV news anchor she took me to one. You
wore white, I've got one. I didn't have anything to wear.
So I went to the store. I bought a white
polo and a pair of white shorts. Guess how many
times I've worn that outfit since then?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well? Probably none. You probably ruined it with the stains
and stuff I did.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, but I'll never wear those clothes again. They just
hang in my closet there, reminding me I wasted money
once on an outfit to impress a group of people
I'll never see again.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah. So the idea is, since they talking about them
white parties at the Diddy Party, we don't know if
they were togas or if you just wear any old
white clothes like you did. Sure, So here's what we do.
Walton Johnson throws a big white party. White and you
know it sounds bad, but as long as you're wearing white, you.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Can come a prideful white party.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah okay, Yeah, and everything you wear not just like
a white you know, stripe on it or something. It's
gonna be pure white. Sure, just pir white, arian white
and that I mean, no, that's too far. Will be
catered by James Coney Island. See how this popped into
my head there when you say Coney the hot dog
company in Southeast Texas. Sure, chili dog, chili cheese dog.
(05:31):
And with everybody wearing white, it's gonna be easy to
spot the heretics who tried to sneak ketchup in on
their hot dogs. Now you're talking, we get them, We
bust them right there, white party, boom, you're out.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, exactly. That's really not the direction I thought this story.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Was going in.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But it works.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah. I feel good, right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
And we would get to eat chili cheese dogs, which
would be a treat right about.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Now. See, that's the thing that always bothered me about
ketchup on a hot dog. There's so many better toppings.
Ketchup is just barbecue sauce that hasn't had ice added
to it yet. You know, it's just incomplete chilli. You
could have put better ingredients in. You're settling for that?
Why are you settling? Are you not an American? Do
you not deserve the best? You should? I want the
(06:14):
I want the best for all of you. I bet
James Commy puts ketchup on his hot dog.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I know he does.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
He's in the news today because he's trying to kill Trump.
Is that the story?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
James Comy, the former head of the FBI posted a
photo to his personal Instagram account of rocks on a
pebbles on a beach, and the pebbles spell out the
word eighty the numbers eighty six forty seven.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Eighty six means well, in a bar, it would mean,
you know, kick him out. Forty seven that's just Trump. Sure,
he's forty five and forty seven to presidents in the
nose they're saying by writing down eighty six forty seven,
that means kill Trump, but it could just mean kick
him out. Just depends on Yah, how threatening you want
(07:04):
to be.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, there's a world of possibilities here now because two
people tried to kill him last year, maybe it's not
a good idea to joke about it or you know it,
even if that's not what you meant, which in the
case of James, call me. Look, I'm willing to be
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt here.
Probably the former head of the FBI is not killing
people telling people to kill Trump. But you've got to admit,
(07:27):
even in its best context, even if he just met
remove him from office, it still sounds pretty reckless considering
two people tried to kill the guy.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, and unlike you, I'm not willing to give him
the benefit of the doubt. I'm with whoever suggested that
they go arrest him today right now.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That would be the Director of National Intelligence, Taulci Gabbard.
Cash Pattel, the head of the FBI, is also said
he wants to investigate.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, let's see if he's got a set owning. But
if cash pateeil don't arrest James Coombe by noon today,
he ain't got a set owning.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, here's Tulsi.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
No, whatever his int I will tell you that there
is a guy in Georgia who is issuing threats on
my life about a month ago, and he's in jail today.
He has been indicted with a crime, as he should
have been, and he is in jail as we speak.
So whatever James Comy intent, he and people like him
(08:19):
need to be held to account according to the law,
which is something that he claims to have given his
life for and stands by the rule of law. Fantastic.
The rule of law says people like him who issued
direct threats against the President of the United States, essentially
issuing a call to assassinate him, must be held accountable.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Under the law.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Do you believe Kmie should be in jail?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I do, yep, damn straight.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't know if she means that or if she's
just saying that to get me stirred up, but it's working, I.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Tell you that.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, some people think that Tulsey is trying to run
for president in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
So that's why she's a little bolder than some of
the other members of the trumpet.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Mister twenty twenty eight. Right now, I think we got
a guy there at the at the Assistant President's office
that looks like he might be good at that.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But you know, it's a long way the time about JD.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's him.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, I like JD.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I mean, I don't agree with his economic policies, but
I'll tell you what, I probably don't agree with Tulsa's either.
At the end of the day, any of them would
be infinitely better than what the other side's going to offer.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's the truth. The other side is looking at running
Gavin Newsom or Kamala again or Kamalo, which I still
don't know. Also, Hunter Biden has been talked about as
a possible presidential candidate for the Democrats. And then there's
of course little idiot aoc A Bear around New York somewhere,
(09:43):
although she didn't seem to be representing her district much anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I don't know if she's running for president or not,
but eventually Gavin Newsom definitely is.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And to prove it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
One thing a lot of people are noticing today is
that Gavin Newsom is really trying to distance himself from
Gavin Newsom. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I like dancing and ponies and getting my snooch pounded
on fighting nuts. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Scary Howie new music out today? Well this week I.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Like that old boy recently or what I've teared him
strings up.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It occurred to us reason we ought to play more
new music on the show. We're we're privy to a
lot of new music. Why don't we put it on
and introduce people to it?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Are we allowed? Is it okay?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Did you check?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, we're doing it right now. Okay, But who would
we check with? I don't I don't know that. We
just kind of talked about it amongst.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Ourselves, I mean just between you and me, Billy, and
I think some of the executives I've forgotten that we're
even in here.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's probably for the best. Yeah, we try to keep
a low profile around here. Don't walk the halls, chit
chat with the co workers and stuff like that. That'll
get you in trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, just keep your head down because one thing's for sure,
you definitely don't want to get into trouble.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Don't tase me, bro, He'll tease you, bro.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And now it's such a welt Hut.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We've been playing that intro for so long I almost
forgot to warn people. It contains the sound effect of
a police sire and that's it does have that. For
those of you are looking in your rear view mirror
right now, you're fine, You're not.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You're probably good. It's not you. I mean you might
be getting pulled out.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
If you already immediately felt guilty when you heard that sound,
maybe you ought to correct your behavior.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, honestly, maybe you're just driving too fast.
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That's a pretty good way to start your day, ain't
it right. Yeah, it's better than getting tasered. Well, you're
running around on the street. Wow, yeah, this happens. And
apparently since I looked it up for more details of
Henry County es basically the Atlanta area of Georgia, Henry
County Police, and some of this is uncensored, so you
(12:16):
probably don't want to look it up. You might see
a naked man's ass. There's some sensitive content, that's all
i'll tell you. For some reason, this naked man walking
around out on the street or the sidewalk, police suspected
him or maybe they just knew one hundred percent that
there was some drug dealing involved, and so they went
(12:39):
over to arrest him, partly, you know, for being naked
I think outside sure enough, he did not comply turns
into a full blown chase. Three cops I see in
the video chasing this guy, and they don't let him
run far because I think he was getting He was
expanding the distance early in that chase, if you know
(13:00):
what I mean. Sure I got you, yea, he was.
He was pretty speedy. Uh So they let the barbs
of justice do their running for him. That's what they do.
And they didn't even wait. See this is the way,
this is how cops will do you. He was running
across the street towards a grassy area, the park or whatever,
got it. They didn't even wait untill he got to
the grass. They tased him in the street and then,
(13:22):
let me tell you when when the barbs of justice
hit him, mister Sparky lit him up. Not not the
kind of head in prison in it, you know, but
this taser kind. He stiffened up like a board and
it looked like both of his feet had been tied. Yo.
You go the rodeo lot. You've seen the heading and healing.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh sure, I'm a rodeo expert.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, it looked like somebody just healeding and his feet
just locked up. He went about I'd say about eight
nine inches in the air on tippy toes. His feet
were up. He was hovering for just a second.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
He looks like a fish being thrown onto the deck
of a ship.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
And then he just landed and skidded it because he
had a pretty good amount of speed going. So when
he hit the ground, belly first and something else first.
If you know what I mean, you won't road rash
on that. No, I wouldn't either, and hit the pavement
and he skidded it along there for a little while.
It looked like a dolphin, but died in mid air.
(14:19):
You know how they like to leap. Dolphins will do that.
They'll leap, but then they curve their body and go
back in. He didn't curve. He just went straight down.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Flat like a diving board, just like that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
What have we learn from this?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Well, there was always the possibility of obeying the law.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
But faster than lightning, was Flipper really faster than lightning?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
He absolutely was. There were plenty of shows where he
would dodge lightning.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Really that's well.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I mean, I gotta imagine that'd be an important skill
to have if you live in a body of water.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Sure, otherwise you die.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't recommend living in water unless you're faster than lightning.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I don't know this guy's name or his story other
than the fact that he crossed paths with the law
and he did not comply and that generally will get
you a taser and if you're lucky.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, because the other option it hurts more, It is
infinitely worse.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, but you know, I still feel like we go
a little too easy on criminals these days.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
There's a story this morning that is making national news
headlines about a twenty four year old girl who was
killed because of an illegal immigrant and the judge giving
a very light sentence. The story goes like this, It's
a teenage illegal immigrant killed a twenty four year old
Colorado woman during a high speed crash. Now, the suspect
has been given a lenient plea deal by shockingly a
(15:45):
progressive district attorney that allowed him to walk free without
serving any jail time. Oh really, fifteen year old Colombian
kid killed a woman. He has not been publicly named
because you know.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Underahkah and Colombian, So his rights are way better than
your your American born citizens.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Or share privileges.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, he's been sentenced to two years probation and one
hundred hours of community service.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That is easy. One hundred hours of community.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So you do that's standing on your head.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Huh sure, Yeah, I've had a You know, you don't
have to give me court ordered community service to make
me want to help my community.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
You'll have to.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But they still do.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, they do. For some reason I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
The officer of Rapahoe County District Attorney, Amy Payton, offered
the team plea deal if they he admitted that he
did the crash, and so he admitted it and they said,
all right, get out of here, and now the father
is passed.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Uh yeah, something about killing your kid will make you
pretty angry.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Something about killing his daughter and then getting off scott
free when he wasn't supposed to even be in the country.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think there was a movie about that a while back.
Although it wasn't illegal immigrants and you know, invaders and whatnot,
is just some some redneck white boys in Mississippi killed
black kid. I don't know if y'all ever saw that movie,
but it got pretty rough. Matthew McConaughey sweated through the
whole thing. Really, the movie you know, not the actual event.
(17:09):
I had no idea. Yeah, that's incredible. I remember the
name of it. But I remember him and his wife
both sweating. I think it was that crazy Judd girl.
It was his wife and they both was just sweating
non stop. It's like they didn't have air conditioning.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Are you talking about Ashley Judd or are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Which everyone's a actress. I don't know which is wet.
There's Winona, No, not her as an athlete, the nutball.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Ashley is a liberal cook, and Winona looks like she
knows their way around a golden kraal.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, no, it's the liberal cook.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I don't rather hang out with Winona. Yeah, I could
put some food down.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I mean I wouldn't let her near my plate because
I probably probably eat all my chocolate fudge pudding.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But but you went to the golden crowd, you go
back for more. I mean, well, one price, you can
get as much as you can eat. That is a
good price. A great hell of a dealer right there. Oh,
speaking of prices and stuff, I don't know. I already
saw that on the news this morning. Places like Walmart, Target,
some of these other big stores. They're saying they're unfortunately
their prices are are gonna have to go up because
(18:12):
of Trump's tariffs. Now, first of all, I think the
tariffs lasted about three weeks, didn't they before they negotiated
new deals, especially the one with China, where I think
Walmart and Target get most of crap. So this is
just them using the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices.
It's not necessary, I guaranteeing tee you. They just took
(18:36):
this opportunity to jack's prices up higher than before. I mean,
there's high enough when Biden was in have you.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Seen this economic report today from Axios dot com and CNBC?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Not exactly bright part. I was just about to tear
into that report. I was gonna give it a good
thorough going over. But yeah, go ahead and spoil it
for me.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Basically, this is the liberal media saying the tariffs didn't
actually affect the price of anything.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'll share a little of the article with you. They
tell you in the report here that with major indicators
from April now in none show the kinds of recessionary
or inflationary conditions implied by business and consumer surveys, warnings
and anecdotes are taking on greater importance as signs of
how tariffs are working their way through the economy. New
(19:21):
data out yesterday Thursday showed steady retail sales and a
surprising drop in wholesale prices in April.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
So far, so good.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
The report points out how we're wired for everyday low prices,
but the magnitude of these increases is more than any
retailer can absorb, according to Walmart's CFO. But actually nothing
came along to affect the prices. They just want to
raise the prices because they can close. They can. They
just did.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Greedy, greedy sons of beaches, is what they are.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Wait a second, corporate creed. Isn't that what the Democrats said? Yeah,
but now it's really happening, happening, and this will never end.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
What are you talking about? You know, this week?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
This week? You don't know what day it is, do you?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Now? Please tell me?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It is Friday morning, early Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
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