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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ever think about, Okay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Do you ever think about how much time you worry
on Monday that you're gonna have a bad week, and
then at the end of the week you spend so
much time celebrating the fact that the week's over that
you missed.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Out on the whole experience.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You focus so much on the chronological order of the
days that you forgot to actually live in the moment Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, dude, like that. Yeah, that's kind of what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
No, I don't do that, But thank you for reminding
everyone else not to skip a day or even an
hour of your life.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Why would you want to do that?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Everybody always goes, can't wait until Friday, or I can't
wait until I'm twenty one, or don't just sit there
waiting for that occurrence. Enjoy this moment and the next
next hour, the next afternoon, enjoy every moment that you have,
because we don't know how many of these we get.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I mean, it's true, right exactly, but hey, it's Friday.
That's supposed to be excitement. When you're young, you can't
wait till you're older, and then when you're older you
wish you were young again.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
But you could go back and you still know you
know then what you know now, Or as some people said,
I wish I.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Didn't know now what I didn't know then. I don't
understand what that means.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Sometimes it would be better if we didn't know some
of the stuff that we didn't know when we were younger.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
It would be better.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Wouldn't it be nice to know if you ever dealt
with like a crazy person in your life who at
some point seemed normal. Wouldn't it be great you just
didn't know that person was crazy Today'd be better if
you knew them the way things used to be.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
How did you know about her? I didn't tell you
that story. Oh we all have one. I don't think
you're alone in that, honey. Here atimes we have more
than one, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So the meeting with Trump and Russia and Ukraine, we
have peace.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Now we got pie. No, it's not happening.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Trump said that he Putin's not going to go to
the meeting, and Trump says that there's not going to
be a meeting until Trump and Putin are at the meeting.
Would it Putin the one that backed out? Or was
it Zelinsky Putin's idea to have the meeting. He's the
one that backed out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Huh. That's puzzling, ain't it.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I know it doesn't matter. We should never judge people
based on this, but I.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Just hope it wasn't because a bad hair day or something,
you know, I mean, wear a hat.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I don't know why Putin and Zelensky don't get along.
I mean they both have something in common, aren't they
both like five foot five? Yeah, a little bit thing,
or is it? You know, being a real man goes
like us. It must be awkward for Trump to be
there because isn't Trump like six foot three or so?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah? About that? Even Malanya is taller than Zelensky and Putin.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
That's true. You know, they should have sent that big
old boy. What's his face? Trump's kid? There's like six Barons.
He's six foot thirteen.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, he's really tall. Yeah, he's almost seven feet tall. Yeah, yeah,
Baron is huge. I mean, I gotta think if he
walked in there, they'd probably hand over the nation of
Russia to him. Whatever you want, you get it right anyway,
So that meeting's not happening. I think it will still
happen soon, but it's not happening yet. So keep you
posted on that coming up. Billy, I had a new
(03:02):
fishing record has been broken. Oh good, I like a
fish story. That's always nice. Yeah, we got fish news.
You know, maybe you don't care, but we do.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We care.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh and volcano news again. I told y'all earlier this
week man, it just every day it's a new volcano,
a new earthquake, a new prediction, or a new eruption.
I don't know if this is happening more than ever before,
or if they just decided to start telling us about it.
That sounds kind of like the problems we're having at
(03:32):
the airports now. I get the feeling that they are
out actually looking to gin up stories about problems with
the FAA. It just seems like they're trying to create
worse news than.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is actually out there. Boy, I hope not. I gotta
fly this weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, I know if you were flying into Denver, I
guess it was yesterday. They lost contact for about six minutes. Now,
I'm gonna be a long time. I'm gonna be in
Arkansas this weekend. That reminds me I'll be Why you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Flying Arkansas is just a hop skipping a jump right
up there, well, I'm not gonna be there for very long.
I need to get there quick and then get back.
Put your foot in it, man, floor it. Okay, Billy,
we're not supposed to encourage people on this radio show
to speed for two.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know, five miles over the recommended limit. Obviously, Thank you, Billy.
I know I'm gonna be in Little Rock this weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That reminds me.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
If anybody runs into me in Little Rock this weekend
and you want to buy me whiskey, you know I'll
drink that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, what a mighty, mighty white of me. No, it's
kind of a mighty What color were you gonna go with?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I was gonna go with mighty djuh Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Love freebies because you know, let's face it, the only
way we get cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It doesn't have to be expensive. I will tell you this.
You buy me a whiskey this weekend, I'll tell you
a funny story. There you go.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Hey, I got this birthright citizenship thing figured out. There
was this controversy yesterday, the Supreme Court questioning the Trump
administration's argument against birthright citizenship.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
But you figured it out, and now we don't even
need the Supreme Court anymore this is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, as it turns out, the authors of the fourteenth
Amendment have already answered this question. Well, they wrote about
it years ago. Look, this is on the uh, this
is on the website here for the Supreme Court. I
don't know how many people. It's an old a document.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Uh huh, and you discovered it. Yes, I'd like to
see more about that.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, So they're talking about how there's a clause in
the fourteenth Amendment that's now being abused and has been
abused for several years now for the anchor baby phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Can you explain anchor babies for us?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, I I could, but I think everybody already gets
that if you come across the border illegally and drop
a baby with in the border of the United States,
that baby is immediately considered a citizen, even if you
were not.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sound like somebody got baptized. That sound effect really upsets people.
You know, that's not even a real baby. You can
make those You can make those noises with us with
a sound effect library and a synthesizers.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I think even adults can pretend to cry like that.
I've heard adults actually meaw like a cat and marked
like a dog. I know it's craziness, but it happens.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Remember that guy from the Police Academy movies that could
do the voices and make the sounds of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, make that bullhorn thing and stuff. Man, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What was his name?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
G W.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Bailey?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The guy's awesome dude. Yeah, no, that One'hi Michael Winslow,
Oh the guy?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Anyway, so this is actually from the authors of the
fourteenth Amendment. Let me read a little bit of it
to you. It says anti quote and this is right
off of a government website. This will not, of course,
include persons born in the United States who are foreigners,
aliens who or who belong to the families of ambassadors
or foreign ministers accredited to the government of the United States,
(06:42):
but will include every other class of persons. It settles
the great question of citizenship and removes all doubt as
to what persons are or are not citizens of the
United States. This has long been a great darisam and
jurisprudence and the legislation of the country.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Them they write funny stuff like that. Yeah, that's how
they wrote the art. Anyway. The point is they make
it clear his day.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Here, would you you know call I don't know not all,
but maybe the Roberts guy at the Supreme Court let
him know that you found this, Yeah, because that would
probably solve a lot of their problems today. I mean,
they were just gonna be.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Bogged down and all of this back and forth.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I think this I heard that we should probably do
and this just clears.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
It all up.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, it does clear it all up.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And it's all almost makes you wonder if maybe they
have an agenda or something.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh wait a minute, agenda I ain't good, right.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't know if you guys have heard, but some
of these people, they don't get into politics to do
the right thing. They get into politics because they want
the thing done that that benefits them the most.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, that sounds rude, I agree, Walton M.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Johnson.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's how the Democrats only want reparations for black people
when they're not the ones that are in power.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It does, uh kind of have a timing to it,
doesn't it. Yeah, they keep demanding things when they're not
in power them when they get in power, they forgot
all about that. They decided to do something else instead.
Nobody always tell you the politicians don't fix your problems,
or then you wouldn't need them anymore. Politicians tell you
that they're going to fix your problems, and then you
(08:24):
vote for them, and then they don't.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yesterday, Iona Presley, the member of the squad that looks
the most like Steve Harvey, Yeah, got together with a
bunch of people holding posters that say reparations for Black America.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Got her right there in the middle of the screen.
That's her.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, I thought that was Steve. No, I I thought
that was Steve Halvey. I couldn't blame I don't blame you.
It really looks like him. It's like he shaved his
mustache and put on eyeliner. Iona Presley, Look all jokes
aside about this isn't about race or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
She is just an ugly woman physically, uh, I mean
spiritually more so than physically.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It looks like after she went into the Jack in
the box they had to close. I mean, this is
a woman. She puts some food down. I mean, at
least try to look a little feminine for us, you know,
would it kill you anyway? Yesterday and kill you she
got together with a bunch of angry black activists and did.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
This discrimination against black people. We are in a moment
of anti blackness on steroids, and we refuse to be silent.
We will not back down in our pursuit of racial justice.
The antidote to anti blackness is to be pro black,
and we will do it unapologetically. The United States government
owes us a debt, and we need reparations.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So two things you probably noticed. We sped it up
there because we didn't want to spend a lot of
time listening to that reads really fast. Yeah, we played
it a little faster than it needed to be played.
But also you notice how she's reading. Oh yeah, I
noticed right away. This isn't coming from the heart. This
isn't something that she feels. Is something that somebody wrote
up for her.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And these angry black people say they are owed something.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Were they slaves?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, they weren't never slaves, And the people there asking
to pay them and her own slaves a slave owner,
and the gray area for who was a slave and
who wasn't a slave is not something we're ever going
to be able to explain away with policy and bills.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
The further we get away from slavery in this country,
which is you know, already a long time ago, and
it's getting further every year. Sure that we get further
and further away from being able to delineate who specifically
would get and who would pay those reparations, because now
we've got some people that might be on the pay side,
(10:31):
but might also be on the receiving side as well.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
To exactly there are people who are the ants, who
are the descendants of both slaves and slave owners. Do
they have to pay themselves?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
By Michael Jackson's kids, you know, he made those babies
with that white woman, Debbie Rowe.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Sure, I think that was her night, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So they they might get some, but they also might
have to pay some, you know, And that's it's gonna
break even for a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, no, I hear you. It's a good point there.
And is Paris jack black? I mean, she says she's black.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I don't, Well, Michael Jackson is her anatomical father, you know,
from his own personal DNA.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But oh yeah, there's no question about it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But is he there no question at all? I mean,
I have questions. I don't I don't think that. I
don't think I was supposed to be questioning that she'dn't
look anything like him at all, not even a little bit. Anyway,
reparations are back up.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Old great great great great uncle Steve Matter had slave.
So I'll steal the TV for referee show.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Stead.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Oh no, I want to get paid, pay me, you
know why not. We gotta have a good reason. Uh, Mike,
give us a good reason.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
My great great great great great great great great great
great great great great great great great grandfather was enslaved
by the Roman Empire Italy, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Maloney, hit me up. I don't doubt it a bit. Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Somebody over there in Italy ought to be paying you. Yeah,
someone's not around here, though.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Someone's got to be held account for all these children
here in America.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
What we do to settle those old scores.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Like that and make these important decisions is turn it
into a TV game show. Now you're talking, and Homeland
Security Secretary Christinome is the word I'm getting is actually
in favor of a reality TV show where immigrants compete
(12:26):
for fast track citizenship to America.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And what channel would this beyond, I don't know yet.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
They called it The American and it would have contestants
going around the country on a train, competing in regionally
specific contests. I like a log rolling in Wisconsin, for example,
which is the thing there do. Now there's a guy
with TV cred behind this, pushing it. He's a producer
(12:52):
that's worked on Duck Dynasty, Millionaire Matchmaker, and he's an
immigrant himself, and he says that there's no political sides
to this, one side or the other.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It's merely trying.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
To make a show to celebrate what it means to
be an American.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Sounds a little poetical, but okay.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
The winner would be sworn in on the steps of
the US Capital at the end of the TV series.
Now what's puzzling is, first of all, you have to
be an illegal immigrant. I suppose to volunteer to be
on the show. How many illegal immigrants do you think
are going to voluntarily turn themselves in say hey me,
(13:29):
I'm an illegal immigrant. I want to be on the show.
Isn't that just the best way ever to round them
up and ship them out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
We've talked about this before.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It wasn't there a thing where local police departments would
offer free Super Bowl tickets to wanted criminals.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It used to just be a TV set, you know,
But at some point. They had to juice it a
little bit, you know. So they went with Super Bowl
tickets and stuff like that, and.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
People will show up.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
It turns out the whole list of everybody that got
sent this little invitation to play the game, it was
all really wanted for past crimes.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I imagine that that's how they got it. I would
watch the show. That would be fun to watch. And
speaking of juice, wouldn't it be weird if you were
in that hotel room that time. OJ Simpson showed up
looking for all of his old sports memorabilia.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, that would have been kind of crazy, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I mean, you know, that's a part of the story
we never talked about. O. J. Simpson finally went to
jail years later for stealing sports memorabilia, which is.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Recovering his own property, he said.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
And you know how he got those guys to come
and help him commit the crime. He just found him
at a bar moments before he went there. Could you
imagine you're just hanging out at the Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Wild Wings, O J.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Simpson walks up to you and he's like, Hey, you
want to go strong arm a guy in a hotel room?
I need to get back my Super Bowl trophy or
Heisman or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
That they had.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Now, now you might at first think he just mess
it with you a little bit, but not with OJ's rip. Right,
Bro walks Is says, Look, we're putting together a little
plan tonight. We're gonna go over to somebody's hotel room
and we're gonna hurt some people. And I need to
know is who's driving right exactly what's it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And I don't approve of that kind of behavior.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But on the other hand, I love a unique experience
that's never gonna happen to you again.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
I gotta go, Hey, whitey, what eight hundred raceshit? Need
some relief from your Caucasian shame?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
What eight hundred race shame?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Riddled with anguish over your ethnic advantages?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
What eight hundred raceship?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Do you feel guilty about being white? What eight hundred
races If you feel you owe a debt to African
American communities and you want to pay your tab, then
call now. Operators are standing by waiting to take your
reparations payments. We accept cash, credit checks, and money order.
We'll even take gift cards to mid price Chaine restaurants
TGI Fridays.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
So what are you waiting for?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Relive your white guilt now by calling one eight hundred
race shame?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
What eight hundred raceship.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Racist?
Speaker 6 (16:00):
If somebody de signs to loota Gucci or a Macy's
or a Nike, because that makes sure that that person eats,
that makes sure that person has clothes, that's reparation.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That is reparation. Anything they want to take take its
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Ever think about, Okay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Do you ever think about how much time you worry
on Monday that you're gonna have a bad week, and
then at the end of the week you spend so
much time celebrating the fact that the week's over that
you missed.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Out on the whole experience.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You focus so much on the chronological order of the
days that you forgot to actually live in the moment Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, dude, like that. Yeah, that's kind of what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
No, I don't do that, But thank you for reminding
everyone else not to skip a day or even an
hour of your life.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Why would you want to do that?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Everybody always goes, can't wait until Friday, or I can't
wait until I'm twenty one, or don't just sit there
waiting for that occurrence. Enjoy this moment and the next
next hour, the next afternoon, enjoy every moment that you have,
because we don't know how many of these we get.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I mean, it's true, right exactly, but hey, it's Friday.
That's supposed to be excitement. When you're young, you can't
wait till you're older, and then when you're older you
wish you were young again.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
But you could go back and you still know you
know then what you know now, Or as some people said,
I wish I.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Didn't know now what I didn't know then. I don't
understand what that means.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Sometimes it would be better if we didn't know some
of the stuff that we didn't know when we were younger.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
It would be better.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Wouldn't it be nice to know if you ever dealt
with like a crazy person in your life who at
some point seemed normal. Wouldn't it be great you just
didn't know that person was crazy Today'd be better if
you knew them the way things used to be.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
How did you know about her? I didn't tell you
that story. Oh we all have one. I don't think
you're alone in that, honey. Here atimes we have more
than one, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So the meeting with Trump and Russia and Ukraine, we
have peace.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Now we got pie. No, it's not happening.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Trump said that he Putin's not going to go to
the meeting, and Trump says that there's not going to
be a meeting until Trump and Putin are at the meeting.
Would it Putin the one that backed out? Or was
it Zelinsky Putin's idea to have the meeting. He's the
one that backed out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Huh. That's puzzling, ain't it.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I know it doesn't matter. We should never judge people
based on this, but I.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Just hope it wasn't because a bad hair day or something,
you know, I mean, wear a hat.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I don't know why Putin and Zelensky don't get along.
I mean they both have something in common, aren't they
both like five foot five? Yeah, a little bit thing,
or is it? You know, being a real man goes
like us. It must be awkward for Trump to be
there because isn't Trump like six foot three or so?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah? About that? Even Malanya is taller than Zelensky and Putin.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
That's true. You know, they should have sent that big
old boy. What's his face? Trump's kid? There's like six Barons.
He's six foot thirteen.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, he's really tall. Yeah, he's almost seven feet tall. Yeah, yeah,
Baron is huge. I mean, I gotta think if he
walked in there, they'd probably hand over the nation of
Russia to him. Whatever you want, you get it right anyway,
So that meeting's not happening. I think it will still
happen soon, but it's not happening yet. So keep you
posted on that coming up. Billy, I had a new
(03:02):
fishing record has been broken. Oh good, I like a
fish story. That's always nice. Yeah, we got fish news.
You know, maybe you don't care, but we do.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We care.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh and volcano news again. I told y'all earlier this
week man, it just every day it's a new volcano,
a new earthquake, a new prediction, or a new eruption.
I don't know if this is happening more than ever before,
or if they just decided to start telling us about it.
That sounds kind of like the problems we're having at
(03:32):
the airports now. I get the feeling that they are
out actually looking to gin up stories about problems with
the FAA. It just seems like they're trying to create
worse news than.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is actually out there. Boy, I hope not. I gotta
fly this weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well, I know if you were flying into Denver, I
guess it was yesterday. They lost contact for about six minutes. Now,
I'm gonna be a long time. I'm gonna be in
Arkansas this weekend. That reminds me I'll be Why you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Flying Arkansas is just a hop skipping a jump right
up there, well, I'm not gonna be there for very long.
I need to get there quick and then get back.
Put your foot in it, man, floor it. Okay, Billy,
we're not supposed to encourage people on this radio show
to speed for two.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know, five miles over the recommended limit. Obviously, Thank you, Billy.
I know I'm gonna be in Little Rock this weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That reminds me.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
If anybody runs into me in Little Rock this weekend
and you want to buy me whiskey, you know I'll
drink that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, what a mighty, mighty white of me. No, it's
kind of a mighty What color were you gonna go with?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I was gonna go with mighty djuh Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Love freebies because you know, let's face it, the only
way we get cool stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It doesn't have to be expensive. I will tell you this.
You buy me a whiskey this weekend, I'll tell you
a funny story. There you go.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Hey, I got this birthright citizenship thing figured out. There
was this controversy yesterday, the Supreme Court questioning the Trump
administration's argument against birthright citizenship.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
But you figured it out, and now we don't even
need the Supreme Court anymore this is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well, as it turns out, the authors of the fourteenth
Amendment have already answered this question. Well, they wrote about
it years ago. Look, this is on the uh, this
is on the website here for the Supreme Court. I
don't know how many people. It's an old a document.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Uh huh, and you discovered it. Yes, I'd like to
see more about that.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, So they're talking about how there's a clause in
the fourteenth Amendment that's now being abused and has been
abused for several years now for the anchor baby phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Can you explain anchor babies for us?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, I I could, but I think everybody already gets
that if you come across the border illegally and drop
a baby with in the border of the United States,
that baby is immediately considered a citizen, even if you
were not.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Sound like somebody got baptized. That sound effect really upsets people.
You know, that's not even a real baby. You can
make those You can make those noises with us with
a sound effect library and a synthesizers.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I think even adults can pretend to cry like that.
I've heard adults actually meaw like a cat and marked
like a dog. I know it's craziness, but it happens.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Remember that guy from the Police Academy movies that could
do the voices and make the sounds of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, make that bullhorn thing and stuff. Man, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What was his name?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
G W.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Bailey?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The guy's awesome dude. Yeah, no, that One'hi Michael Winslow,
Oh the guy?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Anyway, so this is actually from the authors of the
fourteenth Amendment. Let me read a little bit of it
to you. It says anti quote and this is right
off of a government website. This will not, of course,
include persons born in the United States who are foreigners,
aliens who or who belong to the families of ambassadors
or foreign ministers accredited to the government of the United States,
(06:42):
but will include every other class of persons. It settles
the great question of citizenship and removes all doubt as
to what persons are or are not citizens of the
United States. This has long been a great darisam and
jurisprudence and the legislation of the country.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Them they write funny stuff like that. Yeah, that's how
they wrote the art. Anyway. The point is they make
it clear his day.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Here, would you you know call I don't know not all,
but maybe the Roberts guy at the Supreme Court let
him know that you found this, Yeah, because that would
probably solve a lot of their problems today. I mean,
they were just gonna be.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Bogged down and all of this back and forth.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I think this I heard that we should probably do
and this just clears.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
It all up.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, it does clear it all up.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
And it's all almost makes you wonder if maybe they
have an agenda or something.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh wait a minute, agenda I ain't good, right.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't know if you guys have heard, but some
of these people, they don't get into politics to do
the right thing. They get into politics because they want
the thing done that that benefits them the most.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, that sounds rude, I agree, Walton M.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Johnson.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's how the Democrats only want reparations for black people
when they're not the ones that are in power.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It does, uh kind of have a timing to it,
doesn't it. Yeah, they keep demanding things when they're not
in power them when they get in power, they forgot
all about that. They decided to do something else instead.
Nobody always tell you the politicians don't fix your problems,
or then you wouldn't need them anymore. Politicians tell you
that they're going to fix your problems, and then you
(08:24):
vote for them, and then they don't.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yesterday, Iona Presley, the member of the squad that looks
the most like Steve Harvey, Yeah, got together with a
bunch of people holding posters that say reparations for Black America.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Got her right there in the middle of the screen.
That's her.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, I thought that was Steve. No, I I thought
that was Steve Halvey. I couldn't blame I don't blame you.
It really looks like him. It's like he shaved his
mustache and put on eyeliner. Iona Presley, Look all jokes
aside about this isn't about race or anything.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
She is just an ugly woman physically, uh, I mean
spiritually more so than physically.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It looks like after she went into the Jack in
the box they had to close. I mean, this is
a woman. She puts some food down. I mean, at
least try to look a little feminine for us, you know,
would it kill you anyway? Yesterday and kill you she
got together with a bunch of angry black activists and did.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
This discrimination against black people. We are in a moment
of anti blackness on steroids, and we refuse to be silent.
We will not back down in our pursuit of racial justice.
The antidote to anti blackness is to be pro black,
and we will do it unapologetically. The United States government
owes us a debt, and we need reparations.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So two things you probably noticed. We sped it up
there because we didn't want to spend a lot of
time listening to that reads really fast. Yeah, we played
it a little faster than it needed to be played.
But also you notice how she's reading. Oh yeah, I
noticed right away. This isn't coming from the heart. This
isn't something that she feels. Is something that somebody wrote
up for her.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And these angry black people say they are owed something.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Were they slaves?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
No, they weren't never slaves, And the people there asking
to pay them and her own slaves a slave owner,
and the gray area for who was a slave and
who wasn't a slave is not something we're ever going
to be able to explain away with policy and bills.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
The further we get away from slavery in this country,
which is you know, already a long time ago, and
it's getting further every year. Sure that we get further
and further away from being able to delineate who specifically
would get and who would pay those reparations, because now
we've got some people that might be on the pay side,
(10:31):
but might also be on the receiving side as well.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
To exactly there are people who are the ants, who
are the descendants of both slaves and slave owners. Do
they have to pay themselves?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
By Michael Jackson's kids, you know, he made those babies
with that white woman, Debbie Rowe.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Sure, I think that was her night, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
So they they might get some, but they also might
have to pay some, you know, And that's it's gonna
break even for a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, no, I hear you. It's a good point there.
And is Paris jack black? I mean, she says she's black.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I don't, Well, Michael Jackson is her anatomical father, you know,
from his own personal DNA.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But oh yeah, there's no question about it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But is he there no question at all? I mean,
I have questions. I don't I don't think that. I
don't think I was supposed to be questioning that she'dn't
look anything like him at all, not even a little bit. Anyway,
reparations are back up.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Old great great great great uncle Steve Matter had slave.
So I'll steal the TV for referee show.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Stead.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Oh no, I want to get paid, pay me, you
know why not. We gotta have a good reason. Uh, Mike,
give us a good reason.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
My great great great great great great great great great
great great great great great great great grandfather was enslaved
by the Roman Empire Italy, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Maloney, hit me up. I don't doubt it a bit. Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Somebody over there in Italy ought to be paying you. Yeah,
someone's not around here, though.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Someone's got to be held account for all these children
here in America.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
What we do to settle those old scores.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Like that and make these important decisions is turn it
into a TV game show. Now you're talking, and Homeland
Security Secretary Christinome is the word I'm getting is actually
in favor of a reality TV show where immigrants compete
(12:26):
for fast track citizenship to America.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And what channel would this beyond, I don't know yet.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
They called it The American and it would have contestants
going around the country on a train, competing in regionally
specific contests. I like a log rolling in Wisconsin, for example,
which is the thing there do. Now there's a guy
with TV cred behind this, pushing it. He's a producer
(12:52):
that's worked on Duck Dynasty, Millionaire Matchmaker, and he's an
immigrant himself, and he says that there's no political sides
to this, one side or the other.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It's merely trying.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
To make a show to celebrate what it means to
be an American.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Sounds a little poetical, but okay.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
The winner would be sworn in on the steps of
the US Capital at the end of the TV series.
Now what's puzzling is, first of all, you have to
be an illegal immigrant. I suppose to volunteer to be
on the show. How many illegal immigrants do you think
are going to voluntarily turn themselves in say hey me,
(13:29):
I'm an illegal immigrant. I want to be on the show.
Isn't that just the best way ever to round them
up and ship them out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
We've talked about this before.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It wasn't there a thing where local police departments would
offer free Super Bowl tickets to wanted criminals.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
It used to just be a TV set, you know,
But at some point. They had to juice it a
little bit, you know. So they went with Super Bowl
tickets and stuff like that, and.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
People will show up.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
It turns out the whole list of everybody that got
sent this little invitation to play the game, it was
all really wanted for past crimes.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I imagine that that's how they got it. I would
watch the show. That would be fun to watch. And
speaking of juice, wouldn't it be weird if you were
in that hotel room that time. OJ Simpson showed up
looking for all of his old sports memorabilia.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, that would have been kind of crazy, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I mean, you know, that's a part of the story
we never talked about. O. J. Simpson finally went to
jail years later for stealing sports memorabilia, which is.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Recovering his own property, he said.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
And you know how he got those guys to come
and help him commit the crime. He just found him
at a bar moments before he went there. Could you
imagine you're just hanging out at the Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Wild Wings, O J.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Simpson walks up to you and he's like, Hey, you
want to go strong arm a guy in a hotel room?
I need to get back my Super Bowl trophy or
Heisman or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
That they had.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Now, now you might at first think he just mess
it with you a little bit, but not with OJ's rip. Right,
Bro walks Is says, Look, we're putting together a little
plan tonight. We're gonna go over to somebody's hotel room
and we're gonna hurt some people. And I need to
know is who's driving right exactly what's it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And I don't approve of that kind of behavior.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But on the other hand, I love a unique experience
that's never gonna happen to you again.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
I gotta go, Hey, whitey, what eight hundred raceshit? Need
some relief from your Caucasian shame?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
What eight hundred race shame?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Riddled with anguish over your ethnic advantages?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
What eight hundred raceship?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Do you feel guilty about being white? What eight hundred
races If you feel you owe a debt to African
American communities and you want to pay your tab, then
call now. Operators are standing by waiting to take your
reparations payments. We accept cash, credit checks, and money order.
We'll even take gift cards to mid price Chaine restaurants
TGI Fridays.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
So what are you waiting for?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Relive your white guilt now by calling one eight hundred
race shame?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
What eight hundred raceship.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Racist?
Speaker 6 (16:00):
If somebody de signs to loota Gucci or a Macy's
or a Nike, because that makes sure that that person eats,
that makes sure that person has clothes, that's reparation.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That is reparation. Anything they want to take take its
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