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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And you're gonna love it. Kenny.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm sorry, mister Kinde that I couldn't hear you with
the music.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What were you saying there? Oh, it's the music still playing. Well,
I'm turning to down. Go ahead, tell me what you
wanted to say about it. But my brilliance is astounded
even me this morning. Here's my plan, and you're gonna
love it. Okay, you need to probably spend most of
the weekend, since you probably don't have anything to do anyway,
do a chart of the last thirty years twenty five
(00:25):
thirty years, somewhere in that range. I want you to,
you know, and you can use AI if you want. Certainly,
you know, do any of the research. Chart when and
how often the Democrats bring up paying reparations, and then separately,
chart when the Democrats are in control of Congress and
(00:49):
when they're not, and when they are in the control
of the presidency and when they are not. And let's
see if those two the correlations, if they match up
a little bit, and so way, because I think you
were onto something with this. They only seem to talk
reparations when they're not currently in control of something and
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they're trying to get votes. Okay, I've got a list here.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Let's see two thousand and five HR forty reintroduced by
John Conyers.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Who is in power in two thousand and five? Who's he?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
John Conyers is a lawmaker from Michigan. He's a Democrat.
He wanted a proposed to bill HR forty House Resolution
forty in two thousand and five.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Who is in power in two thousand and five? No,
that would be that other guy, George Julby. That's him,
the other one, not the old man.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Two thousand and seven HR forty reintroduced.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Who is in power? Same guy? Okay, let's fast forward
here a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Twenty seventeen HR forty reintroduced by Conyers and Sheila Jackson Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
They just keep coming back for more. Who is in power? Then?
Do we remember? No?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Twenty nineteen HR forty games traction supported by twenty twenty
presidential candidates Warren Harris Booker, Speaker Nancy Pelosi backs the
commission twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Who is in the candidates are bringing up? Not the
person in power at the time.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, I mean, I'm not sure I'm being clear here.
The Republicans were in charge of the government in two
thousand and five, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, and the Democrats were bringing up reparations.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Exactly twenty seventeen, twenty nineteen. So it looks like the
seed is erupted into some sort of a growing larger
every moment planned. So basically, every time the Democrats are
not in power, that's when they want to talk about reparations.
But when they are in power, and oddly enough, it's
their presidential primary candidates that are proposing these ideas exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But then if they get in power, they forget about
all that you voted for them, and now they you
were a useful idiot. I'm afraid that's that's what they
call it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, unrelated to the fact that it is time to
talk about reparations again, it's also National Barbecue Day.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Those two things. Oh yeah, I didn't know if y'all
even knew that or not. No, we definitely know.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Happy National Barbecue Day, kids. The city's the lowest steak,
you're almost defined fark shoulder.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Slow cooked, smell so fine.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Tenderloin, sausages, brisk and a barbecue.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Barbecue days here for you. Miss barbecue up yay unless
you're no, no, uh, haven't it a beading turn.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
A turn up, turnip or turn I think he said
turn up. I hope so it sound like turn up.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't even think anybody eat turnips anymore, do they.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, vegan wouldn't be it. I mean, turds wouldn't be vegan.
That comes from a human or an animal. That's the opposite, Right,
you can't have milk. I'm glad that's what it said. Yeah,
I'm just saying, you know, that's not vegan.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You know, there's millions and millions of Americans alive today
right now, probably not listening to this show that have
never tasted good old Texas brisket, mean, good, moist, fatty
Texas barbecue brisket. There's places where they'll eat brisket, sure,
but they'll cook it till it's the color of a basketball,
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and that's no good. And then there's the whole Jewish
population that apparently their grandmothers all make brisket. There's nothing
like what we do in Texas with it. It's not bad.
They make it in a crock pot. I think, no,
but Texas briskets, Yeah, there's a big difference between a
roast barbecue brisket.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's a little bit like ribs. Yeah you've had ribs,
but have you ever had Memphis ribs? Yeah it's not
the same thing. Yeah, you've had Cajun food, but have
you ever been to Lafayette. You know, you saw a
ball of gumbo at the Holiday and Express lunch buffet.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's not the same thing, kiddo. You don't have to
go to Lafayett anymore. In other cities along the Gulf
Coast area, there are plenty of Lafayette citizens, the chefs
and family members who have branched out and moved over
to other cities along the it In corridor. And there's
some great gumbo just down the street from here in Houston.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Sure, no doubt about it. I believe that that's absolutely true.
But you know, it's like, if you want good crapes,
you go to Paris, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
PEPs crips. God, I hate you so much. We don't
speak Sweedie, you know you don't. Why do you even
say that speaking.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Of Paris a little bit of local news from our
backyard here. But this, you know, even if you're not
from where we're from, this is still funny. Lena Hidalgo,
the county executive in charge of the largest county in Texas,
the most powerful Democrat elected official in the state of Texas,
Lena Hidalgo.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
She's still a thing. I hadn't even seen her or
heard from her much lately. Is she back on the
hoot or something?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
She's requesting twenty five thousand dollars from you, Billy d
so she could send her staff to Paris to be
delegates at a thing. I don't know, but it won't
me to pay for it because you're a taxpayer. Well, yeah,
that's true, you and me and everyone else here. Oh,
I have to do the whole twenty five No, we
all pitch in. Ah, well that seems fair. Oh it doesn't.
It still sucks, I think me. Meanwhile, Senator John Cornyn
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knows that he's in trouble. He's not going to get
to be senator for much longer, the internal polling reveals
in this election next year, the Texas Senior Senator John
Cornyn is being outpolled by his primary opponent Ken Paxton
by as much as twenty points. And so he's throwing
a fundraiser here, and the fundraiser is going to be
an Austin on Wednesday, May twenty eighth, if you want
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to attend, twenty five thousand dollars really, and you can
be a.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Chair for the event. But I already gave that to Lena,
I know, But.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Now John Cornyn wants money from you, boy, But you'll
get to sit with Karen and Carl Rove. So just
so you know what kind of people John Cornyn is.
He's throwing a party where the entry a VIP ticket
to the party's twenty five thousand dollars and you get
to hang out with Carl Rove. And I know we're
all asking the same question. Is Carl Rove going to
bring the dry erase board? I hardly think it would
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be worth it to go to a party with a
dry erase board.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well, if he doesn't, though, he's going to disappoint fans.
It's what he's famous for sure. Soccer Blue.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Sorry what I just wanted to say that because we
were talking about Paris earlier, I forgot crap Crape.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Just doesn't have the same punch with your accent, Billyd.
It's definitely crapes, right, And what is a crape? Really?
It's just a thin panch tortilla. Yeah, exactly, It's a
French tortilla, is all it is.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Speaking of food, two popular restaurant chains are arguing with
each other on X over who is the best diplomat
for the mozzarella stick?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What's that? Okay? So Chili's Bar and Grill no mozzarella sticks. Yeah,
you dip them in. Some people dip them in that
red salce, you know, like Italian red salts. Okay uh?
And ranch dression is also good with the Marinaire sticks.
That's not what the arguments about. Billy Sticks and Marinaia thought.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
TGI Fridays took to X and they posted, somebody tell
Chili's to stay in their lane. Y'all are not mazzarella
stick people.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
We are. That's it. That's the tweet.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And then Shelley's replied and said, we honestly didn't even
know you were still in business. Congrats up Burn, Hello
I miss Benigans. Do you guys ever you remember Benigans?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I do? Do you guys remember Sizzler? I do do
you remember? Yeah? Scissor was underrated and they had really
good steaks at that salad bar. Uh. I think the
whole thing you get salad bar, steak and all the
free iced tea refills you owned for like seven ninety five.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
My grandma used to go to Ruby Tuesdays the days
she would order the steak, and the steak came with
unlimited salad bar. She would bring the steak home and
eat it later, and then she would just fill up
on salad bar up.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Now smart, I mean it was a smart move. But
then Ruby Tuesdays pretty much went out of business. You
don't see that anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Mostly calls of her.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I always wondered if it was my grandma that did that. Yeah,
but what grandma did you put a restaurant chain out
of business?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
She was a beautiful woman. Yeah, but don't you keep
a restaurant chain in business now? So you're kind of
giving reppers in a way to the food industry. I
never thought of it that way. But you raise a
good point. I've seen you eat. Yeah, you know, they
applaud when you come in a restaurant. If Kenny will order,
I mean, he'll just start ordering before he even sits
in the chair. Well, I left, you know, I know
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it's quite important that you do that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I'm trying to see if I can squat three plates
before summer. So if I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna
squat all those plates, and those plates are just full
of monzarelastics.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I know that's right now. You mentioned lifting, and I
don't know if you notice or not, but apparently you
have inspired some of our listeners to be lifters as well.
You know, I think that's that's a round of applause
right there for Kenny. Let's give it up for Kenny.
What did I applauding himself? What does the email saying, oh,
we got people in here just saying, you know, thank
(09:47):
you for encouraging me, you know, appreciate that. Here's the one.
He didn't sign it, but he say, I want to
thank you because I go to the gym every morning
from four point thirty to six am. Bro. And I'm
thinking this is probably like Eastern time zone listeners, so
maybe you know in the Rome, Georgie area earlier area, yeah,
because you know, well no four point thirty over there
(10:10):
would be like three. Yeah. Anyway, he's, uh, I listen
to y'all to keep me going. Your show sets a
good pace, keeps me focused for my lifting and my cardio. Nice.
I like it, and is what cardio cardio? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You don't get it, mister Kenneth. You know you're you're
a little too soft for this world. That's my problem
extreme training. You know, we left weights and then we
run after where it's extreme man. Yeah, and it's not
a world. Do you ever want to be a part of,
mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You ever do one of them chin ups where you
go ahead and just you know, put the bar all
the way down by your legs, you chin yourself up
so high you just your whole body goes up above
the bar. I see people do that all the time.
I think what it waste of time? That is?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I like to do those, and then I do a
handstand on top of the bar. I call those easy
chet ups.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh the easy. Yeah. Here's my impression of Robert F.
Kennedy Junior washing his hands the floor. Jesus, you're listening
to the Waltman Johnson Radio.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Network Carodo Freeway, which is why the flag is a
half staff in front of Pete Hegseth's office this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah. I could see that it'd be great if it
crashed into a truck carrying.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Olives or cranberry or well, you know, you know something
that just goes with it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'm not a vodka guy, like some blue cheese olives
perhaps in your uh drink.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What if it just crashed into a truck full of Russians,
you know, that would work?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That would work. Yeah, Yeah, it's okay to be racist
to Russians. By the way. Oh good, I don't glad
to know. I don't approve of that. I don't agree
with that. But those are the rules what you'll call. Yeah,
you didn't make the rule.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You could just ask your closest liberal friend. You could
say any racist thing about Russians you want, out loud
in a public place. It's totally socially acceptable, full volume,
in front of everyone in the restaurant and your wife's coworkers,
and no one can do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You've been at that Russian restaurant out there on Westim.
There's a Russian restaurant, there's everything restaurant. There's a Ethiopian,
there's Lebanese, there's some kind of uh, what was that
thing you ate yesterday? Oh I had.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't know if it was Spanish or Portuguese or African.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't think they knew either. It was like it
was kind of a mish mash. It was something. It
was just I mean fusion, That's what I mean. Fusion.
You pay for mish mash you complain about it was.
It was just spicy chicken, that's all it was. Oh, really,
you can get that at Popeyes. Let's see. It was something.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It was Portuguese and South African. Those countries aren't even
near each other. No, it's it's not even clothes. There's
a place near here called Nando's. It's Perry Perry chicken.
What's that Afro Portuguese cuisine? You're just so this food
is New Zealand Canadian hybrid. No, those countries aren't even
close together. That didn't make any sense. Sorry, it was
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pretty good chicken, though, I won't lie to you.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Did you? Was there paea on the menu? And what
is that? It's a rice dish, but you can get
with seafood or meat or combo. Why don't they just
call it rice? Then it's different in different countries. I ate.
I had dinner last night with a friend of mine
is a German brain scientist, Harvard educated neurosurgeon. Yeah, you
do always seem to have to tell us what the
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person does for a living that you're out with it
seems kind of a trendy thing.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, my friends are all smart people. I hang out
with some hyper intelligent gymnist. The gymnast was flexible.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, yeah, which is which isn't smart adjacent to be smart?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But the I don't talk to the gymnast anymore though.
Oh yeah, there's the age issue. I find that when
they're younger than thirty, they're just not capable of forming
complete sentences or having emotional They can't have a logical reaction.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
To something that's seemingly mundane. I can't stand know her
age when you invited her to join you? Twenty nine?
Was the do not know that? You know? You just
stated for a fact that under thirty they're not ready
for you. But she was under thirty You knew that
you went anyway, Yeah, big mistake. Why don't you correct
your own behavior instead of telling you tell anybody how
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they're wrong, because I want to get people the benefit
of the doubt. You're twenty nine, you should be able
to behave like an adult. I met what happened to
that thirty and above? That was a rule five minutes
ago thirty all mole, Well, this.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Is how I got the role I recently met in
their fault in the park over by Steve's house while
I was running. I never do this. I never talked
to women in the park. I just run and then
I go home and I run in that park every day.
I never talked to anyone. I just put my headphones on,
I run. And the one time recently I spoke to
a woman in the park, I immediately regret it.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh really, yeah, what did she threaten you? No? No, no,
I bumped into a woman kept smiling at me in
the park and can and you know what that means, right,
And so I smile back. I'm a human. We all smile.
And at some point I'd passed her two or three times,
she kept smiling me. I was like, fine, I'll go
talk to you. Well, were you all running the same
direction and you passed her because she was so slow?
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Or were you running opposite directions and you just passed
every twice every loop opposite directions?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
But you know, to answer your question, mister Kenneth, I'm
white lightning, I'm the fount.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You're extremely fast. I run really fast in that park.
That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
When Mexican soccer players are like, try to run past me.
I'll keep up with them for as long as I can.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Ye, that's smart. Yeah, you should do that, definitely, I
usually can. Usually I make friends with them.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
All of the guys that don't speak English in the
park are friends with me.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
That's helpful because you don't talk anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, So anyway, I talked to this girl and I
was like, you know, I asked her on a date.
And it was a funny comedy show last weekend. Rocky
Dale Davis was in town. Really funny guy from Alabama
if you never seen him. And I said, hey, I
got tickets to this comedy show. You want to go
with me? She says yeah. We text back for a
little bit, then she ghosts me before the date happens.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh so she investigated you a social media probably and
figured out, ah, that's not for me. But for the record,
I'm okay with that. I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You met a stranger in the park, you felt a
little uneasy, you didn't feel safe.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
That's okay, No hard feelings. I'm divorced, I was married
for a long time. You couldn't break my heart if
you tried. I've already been there. But dumb that no,
But it's okay. Her heart has already been shoved in
a blender and put on a high But now I
run into her in the park all the time after
she ghosted me, and I don't talk to her or
look at her, but she gives me dirty looks. How
do you know you're not looking at her?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Because I wear sunglasses, so you looked at her, Yeah,
but I'm not. But I'm not making eye contact or anything.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, next time she runs past you, once you hold
your hand up to you, you're like this and go
call me and look all sweet.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And I thought about it because yesterday I sorry at
the park and for the first time ever, she's running
with a guy and he.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Was like, so she's trying to make you jealous.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
And he was like a very muscular, short guy, and
I won't lie to you.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
That made me feel great. I was like, you know what, you.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Found the most handsome, shirtless guy you could and I've
got a foot on this guy, so right away I
felt great about it. But then he was giving me
dirty looks. I was like, you, guys, I assure you.
I get death threats on a daily basis from people
in the Mid East on social media. I don't care
if two golf enthusiasts and Memorial Park dislike me, I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
You're faster than they are, though, right, So why don't
you run, literally, run circles around him so you could
pass them and then let them pass you, and then
you pass them agear and you go round around them
like that until they obviously realize that you're way more
man than this little little squatty dude and that she
messed up. Sure, and he knows better than to even
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mess with you because you go all you know, like
Kenny Webster on him if you feel like it.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You know, the irony of that, mister, uh, because that's
not a terrible idea. The whole reason I run fast
in the first place is because this mouth got me
into trouble when I was a young man.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
This is kind of a habit now, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
But if I run fast enough, is it going to
have that what is it that that superman thing with
what is it reverse osmoso? So it is which way
you go where the planet spits backwards. If you're going counterclockwise,
you can yeah, back up time.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
If I could back up.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Time, if I could actually run that fast, I would
I would back up time to last weekend where I
decided to flirt with this woman.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And I would don't do it.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I would just not talk to her. I would go
right past her. I found you know what's funny about
that too, because she googled me. I googled her too. Oh,
and I found out she used to be a fat girl?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Is that right? Right? I found a picture of her.
You know, sooner or later she will be again, right, Wow,
that's coming. Yeah, yeah, one day and probably after she's
married to some guy who didn't know she was a
fat girl. Uh, she'll get comfortable, you know, once she's
uh lured her prey into the trap and locked him
in this cage, she'll go back to being fat. See
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that's what I thought too.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Now she's with us, rude, she's with this guy in
the park, and I see their future, just a short
guy and a fat woman walking around the Costco look
for deals.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Their kids are going to be, you know, like little
stubby ones and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I know, and then and then I just feel bad
for them. After that, I just feel I pity them.
And the Bible says not to do that. So now
I got that going.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
On, not to pity them.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
You're not supposed to have to pity people. Now, it's
in the it's a it's a catholic guilt.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It also wants you to be charitable, right, so your
charity is towards people that you feel like you need
the help. Isn't that almost like pity in a way,
says charity. Should I warn that guy that he's hanging
out with someone that used to be a fat girl. Oh,
I definitely would do that next time. Yeah, from trade
wars to bar fights, we cover it all. You're with
The Walton and Johnson Show.
And you're gonna love it. Kenny.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm sorry, mister Kinde that I couldn't hear you with
the music.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What were you saying there? Oh, it's the music still playing. Well,
I'm turning to down. Go ahead, tell me what you
wanted to say about it. But my brilliance is astounded
even me this morning. Here's my plan, and you're gonna
love it. Okay, you need to probably spend most of
the weekend, since you probably don't have anything to do anyway,
do a chart of the last thirty years twenty five
(00:25):
thirty years, somewhere in that range. I want you to,
you know, and you can use AI if you want. Certainly,
you know, do any of the research. Chart when and
how often the Democrats bring up paying reparations, and then separately,
chart when the Democrats are in control of Congress and
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when they're not, and when they are in the control
of the presidency and when they are not. And let's
see if those two the correlations, if they match up
a little bit, and so way, because I think you
were onto something with this. They only seem to talk
reparations when they're not currently in control of something and
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they're trying to get votes. Okay, I've got a list here.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Let's see two thousand and five HR forty reintroduced by
John Conyers.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Who is in power in two thousand and five? Who's he?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
John Conyers is a lawmaker from Michigan. He's a Democrat.
He wanted a proposed to bill HR forty House Resolution
forty in two thousand and five.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Who is in power in two thousand and five? No,
that would be that other guy, George Julby. That's him,
the other one, not the old man.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Two thousand and seven HR forty reintroduced.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Who is in power? Same guy? Okay, let's fast forward
here a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Twenty seventeen HR forty reintroduced by Conyers and Sheila Jackson Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
They just keep coming back for more. Who is in power? Then?
Do we remember? No?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Twenty nineteen HR forty games traction supported by twenty twenty
presidential candidates Warren Harris Booker, Speaker Nancy Pelosi backs the
commission twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Who is in the candidates are bringing up? Not the
person in power at the time.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, I mean, I'm not sure I'm being clear here.
The Republicans were in charge of the government in two
thousand and five, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, and the Democrats were bringing up reparations.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Exactly twenty seventeen, twenty nineteen. So it looks like the
seed is erupted into some sort of a growing larger
every moment planned. So basically, every time the Democrats are
not in power, that's when they want to talk about reparations.
But when they are in power, and oddly enough, it's
their presidential primary candidates that are proposing these ideas exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But then if they get in power, they forget about
all that you voted for them, and now they you
were a useful idiot. I'm afraid that's that's what they
call it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, unrelated to the fact that it is time to
talk about reparations again, it's also National Barbecue Day.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Those two things. Oh yeah, I didn't know if y'all
even knew that or not. No, we definitely know.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Happy National Barbecue Day, kids. The city's the lowest steak,
you're almost defined fark shoulder.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Slow cooked, smell so fine.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Tenderloin, sausages, brisk and a barbecue.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Barbecue days here for you. Miss barbecue up yay unless
you're no, no, uh, haven't it a beading turn.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
A turn up, turnip or turn I think he said
turn up. I hope so it sound like turn up.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't even think anybody eat turnips anymore, do they.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, vegan wouldn't be it. I mean, turds wouldn't be vegan.
That comes from a human or an animal. That's the opposite, Right,
you can't have milk. I'm glad that's what it said. Yeah,
I'm just saying, you know, that's not vegan.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You know, there's millions and millions of Americans alive today
right now, probably not listening to this show that have
never tasted good old Texas brisket, mean, good, moist, fatty
Texas barbecue brisket. There's places where they'll eat brisket, sure,
but they'll cook it till it's the color of a basketball,
(04:11):
and that's no good. And then there's the whole Jewish
population that apparently their grandmothers all make brisket. There's nothing
like what we do in Texas with it. It's not bad.
They make it in a crock pot. I think, no,
but Texas briskets, Yeah, there's a big difference between a
roast barbecue brisket.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's a little bit like ribs. Yeah you've had ribs,
but have you ever had Memphis ribs? Yeah it's not
the same thing. Yeah, you've had Cajun food, but have
you ever been to Lafayette. You know, you saw a
ball of gumbo at the Holiday and Express lunch buffet.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's not the same thing, kiddo. You don't have to
go to Lafayett anymore. In other cities along the Gulf
Coast area, there are plenty of Lafayette citizens, the chefs
and family members who have branched out and moved over
to other cities along the it In corridor. And there's
some great gumbo just down the street from here in Houston.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Sure, no doubt about it. I believe that that's absolutely true.
But you know, it's like, if you want good crapes,
you go to Paris, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
PEPs crips. God, I hate you so much. We don't
speak Sweedie, you know you don't. Why do you even
say that speaking.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Of Paris a little bit of local news from our
backyard here. But this, you know, even if you're not
from where we're from, this is still funny. Lena Hidalgo,
the county executive in charge of the largest county in Texas,
the most powerful Democrat elected official in the state of Texas,
Lena Hidalgo.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
She's still a thing. I hadn't even seen her or
heard from her much lately. Is she back on the
hoot or something?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
She's requesting twenty five thousand dollars from you, Billy d
so she could send her staff to Paris to be
delegates at a thing. I don't know, but it won't
me to pay for it because you're a taxpayer. Well, yeah,
that's true, you and me and everyone else here. Oh,
I have to do the whole twenty five No, we
all pitch in. Ah, well that seems fair. Oh it doesn't.
It still sucks, I think me. Meanwhile, Senator John Cornyn
(06:04):
knows that he's in trouble. He's not going to get
to be senator for much longer, the internal polling reveals
in this election next year, the Texas Senior Senator John
Cornyn is being outpolled by his primary opponent Ken Paxton
by as much as twenty points. And so he's throwing
a fundraiser here, and the fundraiser is going to be
an Austin on Wednesday, May twenty eighth, if you want
(06:26):
to attend, twenty five thousand dollars really, and you can
be a.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Chair for the event. But I already gave that to Lena,
I know, But.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Now John Cornyn wants money from you, boy, But you'll
get to sit with Karen and Carl Rove. So just
so you know what kind of people John Cornyn is.
He's throwing a party where the entry a VIP ticket
to the party's twenty five thousand dollars and you get
to hang out with Carl Rove. And I know we're
all asking the same question. Is Carl Rove going to
bring the dry erase board? I hardly think it would
(06:55):
be worth it to go to a party with a
dry erase board.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well, if he doesn't, though, he's going to disappoint fans.
It's what he's famous for sure. Soccer Blue.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Sorry what I just wanted to say that because we
were talking about Paris earlier, I forgot crap Crape.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Just doesn't have the same punch with your accent, Billyd.
It's definitely crapes, right, And what is a crape? Really?
It's just a thin panch tortilla. Yeah, exactly, It's a
French tortilla, is all it is.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Speaking of food, two popular restaurant chains are arguing with
each other on X over who is the best diplomat
for the mozzarella stick?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What's that? Okay? So Chili's Bar and Grill no mozzarella sticks. Yeah,
you dip them in. Some people dip them in that
red salce, you know, like Italian red salts. Okay uh?
And ranch dression is also good with the Marinaire sticks.
That's not what the arguments about. Billy Sticks and Marinaia thought.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
TGI Fridays took to X and they posted, somebody tell
Chili's to stay in their lane. Y'all are not mazzarella
stick people.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
We are. That's it. That's the tweet.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And then Shelley's replied and said, we honestly didn't even
know you were still in business. Congrats up Burn, Hello
I miss Benigans. Do you guys ever you remember Benigans?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I do? Do you guys remember Sizzler? I do do
you remember? Yeah? Scissor was underrated and they had really
good steaks at that salad bar. Uh. I think the
whole thing you get salad bar, steak and all the
free iced tea refills you owned for like seven ninety five.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
My grandma used to go to Ruby Tuesdays the days
she would order the steak, and the steak came with
unlimited salad bar. She would bring the steak home and
eat it later, and then she would just fill up
on salad bar up.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Now smart, I mean it was a smart move. But
then Ruby Tuesdays pretty much went out of business. You
don't see that anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Mostly calls of her.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I always wondered if it was my grandma that did that. Yeah,
but what grandma did you put a restaurant chain out
of business?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
She was a beautiful woman. Yeah, but don't you keep
a restaurant chain in business now? So you're kind of
giving reppers in a way to the food industry. I
never thought of it that way. But you raise a
good point. I've seen you eat. Yeah, you know, they
applaud when you come in a restaurant. If Kenny will order,
I mean, he'll just start ordering before he even sits
in the chair. Well, I left, you know, I know
(09:14):
it's quite important that you do that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I'm trying to see if I can squat three plates
before summer. So if I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna
squat all those plates, and those plates are just full
of monzarelastics.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I know that's right now. You mentioned lifting, and I
don't know if you notice or not, but apparently you
have inspired some of our listeners to be lifters as well.
You know, I think that's that's a round of applause
right there for Kenny. Let's give it up for Kenny.
What did I applauding himself? What does the email saying, oh,
we got people in here just saying, you know, thank
(09:47):
you for encouraging me, you know, appreciate that. Here's the one.
He didn't sign it, but he say, I want to
thank you because I go to the gym every morning
from four point thirty to six am. Bro. And I'm
thinking this is probably like Eastern time zone listeners, so
maybe you know in the Rome, Georgie area earlier area, yeah,
because you know, well no four point thirty over there
(10:10):
would be like three. Yeah. Anyway, he's, uh, I listen
to y'all to keep me going. Your show sets a
good pace, keeps me focused for my lifting and my cardio. Nice.
I like it, and is what cardio cardio? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You don't get it, mister Kenneth. You know you're you're
a little too soft for this world. That's my problem
extreme training. You know, we left weights and then we
run after where it's extreme man. Yeah, and it's not
a world. Do you ever want to be a part of,
mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You ever do one of them chin ups where you
go ahead and just you know, put the bar all
the way down by your legs, you chin yourself up
so high you just your whole body goes up above
the bar. I see people do that all the time.
I think what it waste of time? That is?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I like to do those, and then I do a
handstand on top of the bar. I call those easy
chet ups.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh the easy. Yeah. Here's my impression of Robert F.
Kennedy Junior washing his hands the floor. Jesus, you're listening
to the Waltman Johnson Radio.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Network Carodo Freeway, which is why the flag is a
half staff in front of Pete Hegseth's office this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah. I could see that it'd be great if it
crashed into a truck carrying.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Olives or cranberry or well, you know, you know something
that just goes with it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'm not a vodka guy, like some blue cheese olives
perhaps in your uh drink.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What if it just crashed into a truck full of Russians,
you know, that would work?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That would work. Yeah, Yeah, it's okay to be racist
to Russians. By the way. Oh good, I don't glad
to know. I don't approve of that. I don't agree
with that. But those are the rules what you'll call. Yeah,
you didn't make the rule.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You could just ask your closest liberal friend. You could
say any racist thing about Russians you want, out loud
in a public place. It's totally socially acceptable, full volume,
in front of everyone in the restaurant and your wife's coworkers,
and no one can do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You've been at that Russian restaurant out there on Westim.
There's a Russian restaurant, there's everything restaurant. There's a Ethiopian,
there's Lebanese, there's some kind of uh, what was that
thing you ate yesterday? Oh I had.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't know if it was Spanish or Portuguese or African.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't think they knew either. It was like it
was kind of a mish mash. It was something. It
was just I mean fusion, That's what I mean. Fusion.
You pay for mish mash you complain about it was.
It was just spicy chicken, that's all it was. Oh, really,
you can get that at Popeyes. Let's see. It was something.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It was Portuguese and South African. Those countries aren't even
near each other. No, it's it's not even clothes. There's
a place near here called Nando's. It's Perry Perry chicken.
What's that Afro Portuguese cuisine? You're just so this food
is New Zealand Canadian hybrid. No, those countries aren't even
close together. That didn't make any sense. Sorry, it was
(13:02):
pretty good chicken, though, I won't lie to you.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Did you? Was there paea on the menu? And what
is that? It's a rice dish, but you can get
with seafood or meat or combo. Why don't they just
call it rice? Then it's different in different countries. I ate.
I had dinner last night with a friend of mine
is a German brain scientist, Harvard educated neurosurgeon. Yeah, you
do always seem to have to tell us what the
(13:28):
person does for a living that you're out with it
seems kind of a trendy thing.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, my friends are all smart people. I hang out
with some hyper intelligent gymnist. The gymnast was flexible.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, yeah, which is which isn't smart adjacent to be smart?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But the I don't talk to the gymnast anymore though.
Oh yeah, there's the age issue. I find that when
they're younger than thirty, they're just not capable of forming
complete sentences or having emotional They can't have a logical reaction.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
To something that's seemingly mundane. I can't stand know her
age when you invited her to join you? Twenty nine?
Was the do not know that? You know? You just
stated for a fact that under thirty they're not ready
for you. But she was under thirty You knew that
you went anyway, Yeah, big mistake. Why don't you correct
your own behavior instead of telling you tell anybody how
(14:21):
they're wrong, because I want to get people the benefit
of the doubt. You're twenty nine, you should be able
to behave like an adult. I met what happened to
that thirty and above? That was a rule five minutes
ago thirty all mole, Well, this.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Is how I got the role I recently met in
their fault in the park over by Steve's house while
I was running. I never do this. I never talked
to women in the park. I just run and then
I go home and I run in that park every day.
I never talked to anyone. I just put my headphones on,
I run. And the one time recently I spoke to
a woman in the park, I immediately regret it.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh really, yeah, what did she threaten you? No? No, no,
I bumped into a woman kept smiling at me in
the park and can and you know what that means, right,
And so I smile back. I'm a human. We all smile.
And at some point I'd passed her two or three times,
she kept smiling me. I was like, fine, I'll go
talk to you. Well, were you all running the same
direction and you passed her because she was so slow?
(15:16):
Or were you running opposite directions and you just passed
every twice every loop opposite directions?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
But you know, to answer your question, mister Kenneth, I'm
white lightning, I'm the fount.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You're extremely fast. I run really fast in that park.
That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
When Mexican soccer players are like, try to run past me.
I'll keep up with them for as long as I can.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Ye, that's smart. Yeah, you should do that, definitely, I
usually can. Usually I make friends with them.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
All of the guys that don't speak English in the
park are friends with me.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
That's helpful because you don't talk anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, So anyway, I talked to this girl and I
was like, you know, I asked her on a date.
And it was a funny comedy show last weekend. Rocky
Dale Davis was in town. Really funny guy from Alabama
if you never seen him. And I said, hey, I
got tickets to this comedy show. You want to go
with me? She says yeah. We text back for a
little bit, then she ghosts me before the date happens.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh so she investigated you a social media probably and
figured out, ah, that's not for me. But for the record,
I'm okay with that. I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You met a stranger in the park, you felt a
little uneasy, you didn't feel safe.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
That's okay, No hard feelings. I'm divorced, I was married
for a long time. You couldn't break my heart if
you tried. I've already been there. But dumb that no,
But it's okay. Her heart has already been shoved in
a blender and put on a high But now I
run into her in the park all the time after
she ghosted me, and I don't talk to her or
look at her, but she gives me dirty looks. How
do you know you're not looking at her?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Because I wear sunglasses, so you looked at her, Yeah,
but I'm not. But I'm not making eye contact or anything.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, next time she runs past you, once you hold
your hand up to you, you're like this and go
call me and look all sweet.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
And I thought about it because yesterday I sorry at
the park and for the first time ever, she's running
with a guy and he.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Was like, so she's trying to make you jealous.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
And he was like a very muscular, short guy, and
I won't lie to you.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
That made me feel great. I was like, you know what, you.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Found the most handsome, shirtless guy you could and I've
got a foot on this guy, so right away I
felt great about it. But then he was giving me
dirty looks. I was like, you, guys, I assure you.
I get death threats on a daily basis from people
in the Mid East on social media. I don't care
if two golf enthusiasts and Memorial Park dislike me, I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
You're faster than they are, though, right, So why don't
you run, literally, run circles around him so you could
pass them and then let them pass you, and then
you pass them agear and you go round around them
like that until they obviously realize that you're way more
man than this little little squatty dude and that she
messed up. Sure, and he knows better than to even
(17:45):
mess with you because you go all you know, like
Kenny Webster on him if you feel like it.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You know, the irony of that, mister, uh, because that's
not a terrible idea. The whole reason I run fast
in the first place is because this mouth got me
into trouble when I was a young man.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
This is kind of a habit now, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
But if I run fast enough, is it going to
have that what is it that that superman thing with
what is it reverse osmoso? So it is which way
you go where the planet spits backwards. If you're going counterclockwise,
you can yeah, back up time.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
If I could back up.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Time, if I could actually run that fast, I would
I would back up time to last weekend where I
decided to flirt with this woman.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And I would don't do it.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I would just not talk to her. I would go
right past her. I found you know what's funny about
that too, because she googled me. I googled her too. Oh,
and I found out she used to be a fat girl?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Is that right? Right? I found a picture of her.
You know, sooner or later she will be again, right, Wow,
that's coming. Yeah, yeah, one day and probably after she's
married to some guy who didn't know she was a
fat girl. Uh, she'll get comfortable, you know, once she's
uh lured her prey into the trap and locked him
in this cage, she'll go back to being fat. See
(18:52):
that's what I thought too.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Now she's with us, rude, she's with this guy in
the park, and I see their future, just a short
guy and a fat woman walking around the Costco look
for deals.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Their kids are going to be, you know, like little
stubby ones and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I know, and then and then I just feel bad
for them. After that, I just feel I pity them.
And the Bible says not to do that. So now
I got that going.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
On, not to pity them.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
You're not supposed to have to pity people. Now, it's
in the it's a it's a catholic guilt.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It also wants you to be charitable, right, so your
charity is towards people that you feel like you need
the help. Isn't that almost like pity in a way,
says charity. Should I warn that guy that he's hanging
out with someone that used to be a fat girl. Oh,
I definitely would do that next time. Yeah, from trade
wars to bar fights, we cover it all. You're with
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