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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Songs because check can see if Billy had knows the
words to him first?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why because he's singing them to us.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I quit when you turn the microphone one lightning, you
know you know what it might if p is corn tweeting.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You know that song was written by the Big Bopper?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Did you know that? Sure?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, that he wrote it for George Jones. Back in there,
there a couple of Texas boys. They were good buddies too, man, Okay,
back in their day, just hanging out, probably drinking some moonshine.
Well yeah, probably just go out together, hang out, double
team a fifteen year old, you know, the good old days.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That's how it was back then.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Fifteen Well, that would be illegal.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It would be too old for them, probably, well probably
all right. Anyway, we kid by the way that I
immediately regret telling that joke. In fact, I'd like to apologize.
I don't want to ruin National Mimosa Day for you.
On the dot it's it's Mimosa Day. Uh huh, So
why on a Friday. That can't be right. Mimosa is
a Sunday every year. It should be right last Sunday
(01:00):
of the month.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And if you have Momosa Day, on a day where
everybody always drinks momosas, anyway, would be the point. So
you do it on a separate day, so they'll drink
twice as many mimosas. Huh, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I got a Florida man, and I got a Georgia
Mann in Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Which would you rather hear? Oh, Georgia Mann in Louisiana.
That's gotta be good. All right.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Hang on a minute here, I think I even have
a song for these people.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
People.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's okay, all right, today we take you to slide out.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But before we go there, who's bringing us this message?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh? My legacy video dot com. Great storytelling done by
professionals in the biz for many, many years, and now
they will tell the stories of you for your relatives
or maybe some of your ancestors, for the rest of
the family.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
My Legacy video dot Com.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
It's like having Ken Burns produce a documentary about your
grandma's old stories. It's quick, it's easy, it's affordable, it's
fun and for you to come. You will cherish this
piece of media. You'll show it to your kids, who
will show it to their kids, who will roll their
eyes and say not that video again, Grandma.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
But they'll lily like, oh my god, I can't believe
grandma was ever young. Look she was kind of hot. Yeah,
they'll be very People are always surprised that old people
were once young like you and sexy too.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Your grandma had sex? Do you ever think about that?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Anyway? My legacy video dot com they don't make those
videos she did though, they're not video.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And Grandma with like a like a boudou a thing,
all right, sheeriatric food. It's not even an option.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Today, we want you to meet James Khaliavis. He is
a sixty six year old Georgia man who decided he
was going to head on over to Louisiana. So that's
what he did, and he got arrested earlier this week
for obscenity after police discovered him pleasuring himself inside a
display storage shed at a Lowe's home improvement store in.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Louisiana Saint Georgia.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Anymore so you can't do that, COM's responded to the
slide Ou Business, Georgia either. Someone made a nine to
one one call and reported a naked man was inside
one of the sheds just to whack and away whack
and whack and whacking in the shed. But a weedhacker, Yeah,
exactly right. So they examined several sheds. An officer then
discovered this guy, James, lying on his back on the
floor of one unit.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
One unit in j lying on his unit, Yeah, exactly No,
he was on his back.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
With his pants at his ankles and an open bottle
of vasoline at his side.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's what it says. James.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Didn't he know baby oil that's the way to baby Oh,
probably couldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Did he kind of corner to the market on.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
That anyway, So the cops walk in there he is
with the gyrovasoline in the midst of a personal pleasure session,
and the suspect reportedly acknowledged that he had been whacking
it inside the shed.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Wasn't he in private?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He said he was watching YouTube. It wasn't his shed,
that's the thing. So he's not private because he's not
supposed to be. There was anybody else in the shed
with him, well, I guess, so he closed the door,
but they could see him in there, so it is.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Maybe it's a greenhouse. They just called it that because
sometimes you can see into a greenhouse.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It's a display storage shed at a Lowe's home improvement store.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Was at the store right, not out in the on
somebody's property.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So anyway, this guy's from Jasper.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's a Georgia city about sixty miles from Atlanta, and
according to the report here, he lives in a small
mobile home. Oddly, the county Property Accessories website includes three
photos of the site, but the images only show a
small storage shed.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So he's comfortable in a shed. Yeah, yeah, it feels
right at home there, even if it's at the lows.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, exactly. Anyway, boy, don't do what he did.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Kids.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Put it away. At least put it away. At least
he shut the door so no one could watch.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
What I'm saying, you know, put on a show for
the kids.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, polite enough anyway, Still kind of gross. And then
there's what just happened in Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, what happened noble?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, hang on, Oh we got to do a different
intro for this. Well, we don't have to, but you
know we paid for it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
We will, And.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's brought to you by the same people or.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes, are good friends at my Legacy video Dot. Great
idea live it, learn it, love it. All right, So
today we take you.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
To Florida, because it is a Florida Man Report after all,
And you're gonna know this is kind of a common
theme between this and the last news story that we did.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But this time we're in winter Park, Florida.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Always thought winter Park was a weird thing to call
a town where it's constantly hot, But I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's kind of weird. But that's where you want to
go in the winter. I guess I got a winter
Park Colorado.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Too, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So these guys, five guys, five men, five guys are
accusing Ronelle Michael Kutierrez Galvis, owner of the Ramic Massage
and Spa on Minnesota Avenue.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm already thinking the worst.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Of performing or attempting to perform sex acts on them
while they were on a massage table, and according to
the statements, paying solely for therapeutic massage treatment, they didn't
ask for any of the extra stuff that he was
trying to give them. They're pretty mad about it, it
turns out, according to the report here to the alleged
victims have said that a man who wishes to be
identified as JF said he was attacked earlier than this year.
(06:00):
He was attacked. The five men are now moving forward
claiming that they were touched in appropriately by the male
owner of a massage business in Florida. Here is one
of the victims, the guy I've just described to you
telling you about what happened to him.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I noticed his clothes are on the floor, and after
his closers are on the floor, he got up on
top of me and was completely laying on me Nick,
and he started trying to massage my friend.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We'll have time for that. That's not right. I will
say this and I people just can't act right.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I hate to victim shame, But why are you going
to a mail messuse? I mean, you're a dude. What
do you you know? You want to get a massage
from a dude? Some people do it happens, billy. Do
you ever get a massage from a dude? No, mister,
ain't happening.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Mister, oh you get massages? Do they ever?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
You show up and your regular girls out there and
they're like, it's okay, Wand's here, He'll do it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, i'd be a little weird, right.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, we ain't played that game.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I don't want a guy touching me, even if it's
not supposed to be sexual.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Close your eyes and realize, go with it. It makes
the massage much more enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Sounds creepy to me.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, that's what they'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah. Plus like then I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
In prison too, but I don't think it's true.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And then I got to tip the guy never mind,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Like the thought of paying a dude to rub his
hands all over my body, I feel like I feel
a little bit like I'm a victim. Why would I
pay money for that? You know, I don't think you would.
It just seems instant, like you're a unit. It just
seems insincere, you know, like every news story about Helen Keller.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Will you get off of Helen Keller? People are out
there now starting to actually believe that. You believe that
she's like some kind of a mythological creature or something.
She was a real, real girl with real human problems
like the rest of us, and instead of giving up
(07:49):
giving in, she fought hard and overcame let's champion, Helen Keller,
and we should all be more like her.
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Speaker 3 (08:16):
Sort of, it says here no evil, see no evil,
shoot all evil. Helen Keller's memorial gun range. And then
there's the fictitious character, the urban folklore American character Helen
Keller owning a shotgun.
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(09:03):
it's going easily go up six times its value.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
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Better hurry before everybody else gets there and buys it.
All to say, Helen Keller's not fill and I don't
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Speaker 3 (09:17):
Like she wrote books, No she didn't, She's blind.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Today is an important holiday to our Jewish listeners.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's log Bomer, Oh, hang on, wait.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
There, good night all. First musical novel rebuy this outstanding
group is Raymond's recent composition beat at Daboree.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Anyway, Happy lag Bomer. It is the thirty third day
of Passover. It commemorates two main events, the end of
the plague that killed twenty four thousand Taurus scholars, and
it is traditionally associated with yard Zayat at the anniversary
of the passing of Rabbi Shaman Barr YACKI.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Very good, Canny a review.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You're mystic, an author of the Zohar, a foundational text
of the Kabbala.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I didn't want to get into all that maybe boorsome people,
but I'm glad you did. Good for you.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I know you're not a jew billy d but tell
me you can get on board of this. Celebrations include bonfires.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh I like a bonfire.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, Christians don't have a holiday that includes a bonfire.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, Christmas does down on the Bayou chere.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Good point. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Anyway, it's a popular day for Jewish weddings, as marriages
are typically prohibited early in the omer due really due
to the morning customs. The traditional greeting is chog samach,
Happy holiday back at you. Yeah anyway, happy log bomer
to all of our jew jew friends out.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah. Everybody else is just Friday. But it's good Friday. Early.
I was talking about that. It's not good for it,
not that good of Friday. It's it's a nice Friday. Okay,
it's a nice Friday. We're talking about a softball minute
ago with the you know, the playoffs and Oklahoma and
all that other country stuff. And I mentioned, you know,
Sam Landry who's from the Houston area and played for
(11:02):
Louisiana for a while. There. A guy named Scott emailed
and he said, just heads up, don't leave out Cassidy Pickering.
She's from Humble, Texas. It's just up the road from
here too, longtime listener, enjoy your show every morning. I'm
heading to Norman right now to start a new road
(11:22):
to the finals. Signed Scott Pickering.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wait, that's the girl's name.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Right, So it's his brother. Her brother could be your dad.
I don't mean to assume anybody's gender. Probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, but I would, you know, uh, just happen to
point out that Cassidy Pickering, you know, needs a little
shout out too. By the way, I looked this up
to make sure that it was true to see if
I could believe it or not. And sure enough, besides
being you know, great with the bat and good in
the outfield and all that Oklahoma Sooner softball sensation, they
(11:58):
called her a sensation in the story, she Pickering has
achieved something that no other female in college sports or
I guess you know, has done so far. She has
sealed a fifteen million dollar endorsement deal.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Wow, what's she endorsing?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Probably a bunch of stuff, tampons or something. Oh god,
what a brand like Nike, Gatorade all you know, using
Cassidy rapidly growing popularity, social media, global appeal. First female
college athlete to sign a deal of this magnitude. And
guess what she did with the first four million of
(12:37):
her fifteen million dollar deal. Bought a house, donated it
to the University of Oklahoma to build and maintain the
future of Sooner softball. She done it, donated four million
dollars to the university of her own money.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
She donated the money to a publicly funded institution, specifically
for a softball program. Apparently it's too bad. Yeah, that's sad.
I figured she'd be smarter. You know, it's not that
you know you're giving the money to the government.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You act like donating money to worthy organizations would be
ridiculous or possibly beneath you. And yet I happen to
know not only if you donated, but you've been a
spokesman for certain foundations and charitable organizations that appreciated your help.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well, it's different.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
See, I give money to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org
because we, as we all know, the government is not
supplying the military veterans and heroes with the wheelchairs that
they need.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And you give money to children's charities Sunshine Kids, and
animal charities Citizens for Animal Protection, and yet you're just
trying to downplay the fact that you're a charitable, giving,
warm hearted human being because you want to be some
What are you? White lightning and black smoke both?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, I'm white lightning and black smoke. That's right.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'm not sure. I think that that's not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And I'm gunner strong arm.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That's why I feel sorry for these guys in the
park hanging out with their girlfriends who used to be fat.
They don't realize what they're dealing with. You know, it's true.
You know that guy emailed us earlier from the golf course.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The guy emailed us now he says, I'm playing with
myself in Madulshed, same and he's listening.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So you know we got that going forward. Appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Hey, speaking of building things, have you guys taken a
look at this new automobile company, Slate Auto Slate. They're
trying to compete with the cyber trucks, so they came
up with an EV that looks like a truck, and
it actually does look like a truck, not you know,
the cyber truck never looked anything like a truck. Slate
Auto says more than one hundred thousand people have reserved
(14:36):
one of their low frills electric trucks.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
What's a big deal about that?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
All right, it's an ultra customizable EV. It's expected to
start at twenty five K deliveries will be getting late
twenty twenty six. By comparison, the cyber truck launch NABB
two hundred and fifty thousand reservations in less than a week.
The Slate EV pickup truck has struck a chord. According
to the report, The Michigan based Slate Auto, backed by
Jeff says more than one hundred thousand people have reserved
(15:02):
one of its low frills electric trucks in the three
weeks since it was unveiled. Those numbers aren't bad, especially
for a fledgling company with little brand awareness.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Now it's the.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Very plane, which I think is on purpose. They're wanting
to go the opposite direction as the cyber truck. Yeah,
so it's it's very you know, it's like amish plane.
It's like really really plane.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
You know, what's the cheap customizable Toyota truck that you
can't buy in America called the bad Yeah, the Highlucks, Right,
I don't know none about it. Yeah, I want one
of those. I want it simply because I can't have it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, of course you do.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
That's the only reason why the Toyota I am vo
is a very basic and customizable pickup truck is that it.
I don't know anyway I want one, and the Highlucks.
I want a Highlux Why because I can't have it.
That's the only reason I probably won't even drive it
if I ever get my hands out. It's not street legal.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Works the way with women as well, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It's true generally more often than not, if there's a
woman I can't have, that's the one I desperately want her,
and then the minute she gives me her phone number,
I can't block it fast enough.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I got a question to ask you, real quick. Sure,
I know we got to take a break, but real quick,
what would you do if you went into the Popeyes
and you ordered your order and then they handed you
some burnt biscuits? I would be pissed off. Would you
like overreact and like pull a gun? Or would you
just acts to see the manager?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Me overreacting? Me dramatic.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We'll stick around. We'll find out what one young cat
decided he would do when they burnt his biscuits, and
a special weekend edition of celebrity Birthdays on the Way.
Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson featuring Kenny and Steve,
or wait, does Steve come first?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Steve and Kenny
Songs because check can see if Billy had knows the
words to him first?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why because he's singing them to us.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I quit when you turn the microphone one lightning, you
know you know what it might if p is corn tweeting.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You know that song was written by the Big Bopper?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Did you know that? Sure?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, that he wrote it for George Jones. Back in there,
there a couple of Texas boys. They were good buddies too, man, Okay,
back in their day, just hanging out, probably drinking some moonshine.
Well yeah, probably just go out together, hang out, double
team a fifteen year old, you know, the good old days.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That's how it was back then.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Fifteen Well, that would be illegal.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It would be too old for them, probably, well probably
all right. Anyway, we kid by the way that I
immediately regret telling that joke. In fact, I'd like to apologize.
I don't want to ruin National Mimosa Day for you.
On the dot it's it's Mimosa Day. Uh huh, So
why on a Friday. That can't be right. Mimosa is
a Sunday every year. It should be right last Sunday
(01:00):
of the month.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And if you have Momosa Day, on a day where
everybody always drinks momosas, anyway, would be the point. So
you do it on a separate day, so they'll drink
twice as many mimosas. Huh, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I got a Florida man, and I got a Georgia
Mann in Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Which would you rather hear? Oh, Georgia Mann in Louisiana.
That's gotta be good. All right.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Hang on a minute here, I think I even have
a song for these people.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
People.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's okay, all right, today we take you to slide out.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But before we go there, who's bringing us this message?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh? My legacy video dot com. Great storytelling done by
professionals in the biz for many, many years, and now
they will tell the stories of you for your relatives
or maybe some of your ancestors, for the rest of
the family.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
My Legacy video dot Com.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
It's like having Ken Burns produce a documentary about your
grandma's old stories. It's quick, it's easy, it's affordable, it's
fun and for you to come. You will cherish this
piece of media. You'll show it to your kids, who
will show it to their kids, who will roll their
eyes and say not that video again, Grandma.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
But they'll lily like, oh my god, I can't believe
grandma was ever young. Look she was kind of hot. Yeah,
they'll be very People are always surprised that old people
were once young like you and sexy too.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Your grandma had sex? Do you ever think about that?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Anyway? My legacy video dot com they don't make those
videos she did though, they're not video.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And Grandma with like a like a boudou a thing,
all right, sheeriatric food. It's not even an option.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Today, we want you to meet James Khaliavis. He is
a sixty six year old Georgia man who decided he
was going to head on over to Louisiana. So that's
what he did, and he got arrested earlier this week
for obscenity after police discovered him pleasuring himself inside a
display storage shed at a Lowe's home improvement store in.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Louisiana Saint Georgia.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Anymore so you can't do that, COM's responded to the
slide Ou Business, Georgia either. Someone made a nine to
one one call and reported a naked man was inside
one of the sheds just to whack and away whack
and whack and whacking in the shed. But a weedhacker, Yeah,
exactly right. So they examined several sheds. An officer then
discovered this guy, James, lying on his back on the
floor of one unit.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
One unit in j lying on his unit, Yeah, exactly No,
he was on his back.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
With his pants at his ankles and an open bottle
of vasoline at his side.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's what it says. James.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Didn't he know baby oil that's the way to baby Oh,
probably couldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Did he kind of corner to the market on.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
That anyway, So the cops walk in there he is
with the gyrovasoline in the midst of a personal pleasure session,
and the suspect reportedly acknowledged that he had been whacking
it inside the shed.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Wasn't he in private?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He said he was watching YouTube. It wasn't his shed,
that's the thing. So he's not private because he's not
supposed to be. There was anybody else in the shed
with him, well, I guess, so he closed the door,
but they could see him in there, so it is.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Maybe it's a greenhouse. They just called it that because
sometimes you can see into a greenhouse.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It's a display storage shed at a Lowe's home improvement store.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Was at the store right, not out in the on
somebody's property.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So anyway, this guy's from Jasper.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's a Georgia city about sixty miles from Atlanta, and
according to the report here, he lives in a small
mobile home. Oddly, the county Property Accessories website includes three
photos of the site, but the images only show a
small storage shed.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So he's comfortable in a shed. Yeah, yeah, it feels
right at home there, even if it's at the lows.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, exactly. Anyway, boy, don't do what he did.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Kids.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Put it away. At least put it away. At least
he shut the door so no one could watch.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
What I'm saying, you know, put on a show for
the kids.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, polite enough anyway, Still kind of gross. And then
there's what just happened in Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, what happened noble?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Okay, hang on, Oh we got to do a different
intro for this. Well, we don't have to, but you
know we paid for it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
We will, And.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's brought to you by the same people or.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yes, are good friends at my Legacy video Dot. Great
idea live it, learn it, love it. All right, So
today we take you.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
To Florida, because it is a Florida Man Report after all,
And you're gonna know this is kind of a common
theme between this and the last news story that we did.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But this time we're in winter Park, Florida.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Always thought winter Park was a weird thing to call
a town where it's constantly hot, But I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's kind of weird. But that's where you want to
go in the winter. I guess I got a winter
Park Colorado.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Too, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So these guys, five guys, five men, five guys are
accusing Ronelle Michael Kutierrez Galvis, owner of the Ramic Massage
and Spa on Minnesota Avenue.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm already thinking the worst.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Of performing or attempting to perform sex acts on them
while they were on a massage table, and according to
the statements, paying solely for therapeutic massage treatment, they didn't
ask for any of the extra stuff that he was
trying to give them. They're pretty mad about it, it
turns out, according to the report here to the alleged
victims have said that a man who wishes to be
identified as JF said he was attacked earlier than this year.
(06:00):
He was attacked. The five men are now moving forward
claiming that they were touched in appropriately by the male
owner of a massage business in Florida. Here is one
of the victims, the guy I've just described to you
telling you about what happened to him.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I noticed his clothes are on the floor, and after
his closers are on the floor, he got up on
top of me and was completely laying on me Nick,
and he started trying to massage my friend.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We'll have time for that. That's not right. I will
say this and I people just can't act right.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I hate to victim shame, But why are you going
to a mail messuse? I mean, you're a dude. What
do you you know? You want to get a massage
from a dude? Some people do it happens, billy. Do
you ever get a massage from a dude? No, mister,
ain't happening.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Mister, oh you get massages? Do they ever?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
You show up and your regular girls out there and
they're like, it's okay, Wand's here, He'll do it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, i'd be a little weird, right.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, we ain't played that game.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I don't want a guy touching me, even if it's
not supposed to be sexual.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Close your eyes and realize, go with it. It makes
the massage much more enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Sounds creepy to me.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, that's what they'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah. Plus like then I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
In prison too, but I don't think it's true.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And then I got to tip the guy never mind,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Like the thought of paying a dude to rub his
hands all over my body, I feel like I feel
a little bit like I'm a victim. Why would I
pay money for that? You know, I don't think you would.
It just seems instant, like you're a unit. It just
seems insincere, you know, like every news story about Helen Keller.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Will you get off of Helen Keller? People are out
there now starting to actually believe that. You believe that
she's like some kind of a mythological creature or something.
She was a real, real girl with real human problems
like the rest of us, and instead of giving up
(07:49):
giving in, she fought hard and overcame let's champion, Helen Keller,
and we should all be more like her.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You think she wrote a book and flew a play
and she's blind. Dull duh you guys. Anyway, if you
go to I love WJ dot com. Right now, we
have new Helen Keller's Here no Evil see no evil, cups, mugs, hoodies, hats,
no bucks. Yeah, we got a baseball cap. Yeah, you're
gonna look good in it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You know, it says here not have bullet holes in it.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Sort of, it says here no evil, see no evil,
shoot all evil. Helen Keller's memorial gun range. And then
there's the fictitious character, the urban folklore American character Helen
Keller owning a shotgun.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There you are again, Yeah, okay, no stuff to acquire
at our store. That's good quality merch right there, and
it can.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Only go up in value, and right now twenty percent
off when you use promo code Summer twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
So what just suggesting is maybe I invest in maybe
oh hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Walton Johnathan
merch and then keep it, you know, don't wear it,
just keep it like all boxed up and knice and neat,
and then when I retire, I sell that for like
six times more than I paid for it. Probably, Yeah,
(09:03):
it's going easily go up six times its value.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You're gonna make a fortune off of this Helen Keller
memorial conrange T shirt sty.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Better hurry before everybody else gets there and buys it.
All to say, Helen Keller's not fill and I don't
care who you are, but she's not for all.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Like she wrote books, No she didn't, She's blind.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Wilton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Today is an important holiday to our Jewish listeners.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's log Bomer, Oh, hang on, wait.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
There, good night all. First musical novel rebuy this outstanding
group is Raymond's recent composition beat at Daboree.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Anyway, Happy lag Bomer. It is the thirty third day
of Passover. It commemorates two main events, the end of
the plague that killed twenty four thousand Taurus scholars, and
it is traditionally associated with yard Zayat at the anniversary
of the passing of Rabbi Shaman Barr YACKI.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Very good, Canny a review.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You're mystic, an author of the Zohar, a foundational text
of the Kabbala.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I didn't want to get into all that maybe boorsome people,
but I'm glad you did. Good for you.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I know you're not a jew billy d but tell
me you can get on board of this. Celebrations include bonfires.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh I like a bonfire.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, Christians don't have a holiday that includes a bonfire.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, Christmas does down on the Bayou chere.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Good point. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Anyway, it's a popular day for Jewish weddings, as marriages
are typically prohibited early in the omer due really due
to the morning customs. The traditional greeting is chog samach,
Happy holiday back at you. Yeah anyway, happy log bomer
to all of our jew jew friends out.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah. Everybody else is just Friday. But it's good Friday. Early.
I was talking about that. It's not good for it,
not that good of Friday. It's it's a nice Friday. Okay,
it's a nice Friday. We're talking about a softball minute
ago with the you know, the playoffs and Oklahoma and
all that other country stuff. And I mentioned, you know,
Sam Landry who's from the Houston area and played for
(11:02):
Louisiana for a while. There. A guy named Scott emailed
and he said, just heads up, don't leave out Cassidy Pickering.
She's from Humble, Texas. It's just up the road from
here too, longtime listener, enjoy your show every morning. I'm
heading to Norman right now to start a new road
(11:22):
to the finals. Signed Scott Pickering.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wait, that's the girl's name.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Right, So it's his brother. Her brother could be your dad.
I don't mean to assume anybody's gender. Probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, but I would, you know, uh, just happen to
point out that Cassidy Pickering, you know, needs a little
shout out too. By the way, I looked this up
to make sure that it was true to see if
I could believe it or not. And sure enough, besides
being you know, great with the bat and good in
the outfield and all that Oklahoma Sooner softball sensation, they
(11:58):
called her a sensation in the story, she Pickering has
achieved something that no other female in college sports or
I guess you know, has done so far. She has
sealed a fifteen million dollar endorsement deal.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Wow, what's she endorsing?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Probably a bunch of stuff, tampons or something. Oh god,
what a brand like Nike, Gatorade all you know, using
Cassidy rapidly growing popularity, social media, global appeal. First female
college athlete to sign a deal of this magnitude. And
guess what she did with the first four million of
(12:37):
her fifteen million dollar deal. Bought a house, donated it
to the University of Oklahoma to build and maintain the
future of Sooner softball. She done it, donated four million
dollars to the university of her own money.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
She donated the money to a publicly funded institution, specifically
for a softball program. Apparently it's too bad. Yeah, that's sad.
I figured she'd be smarter. You know, it's not that
you know you're giving the money to the government.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You act like donating money to worthy organizations would be
ridiculous or possibly beneath you. And yet I happen to
know not only if you donated, but you've been a
spokesman for certain foundations and charitable organizations that appreciated your help.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well, it's different.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
See, I give money to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org
because we, as we all know, the government is not
supplying the military veterans and heroes with the wheelchairs that
they need.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And you give money to children's charities Sunshine Kids, and
animal charities Citizens for Animal Protection, and yet you're just
trying to downplay the fact that you're a charitable, giving,
warm hearted human being because you want to be some
What are you? White lightning and black smoke both?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, I'm white lightning and black smoke. That's right.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'm not sure. I think that that's not a good idea.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And I'm gunner strong arm.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That's why I feel sorry for these guys in the
park hanging out with their girlfriends who used to be fat.
They don't realize what they're dealing with. You know, it's true.
You know that guy emailed us earlier from the golf course.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The guy emailed us now he says, I'm playing with
myself in Madulshed, same and he's listening.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So you know we got that going forward. Appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Hey, speaking of building things, have you guys taken a
look at this new automobile company, Slate Auto Slate. They're
trying to compete with the cyber trucks, so they came
up with an EV that looks like a truck, and
it actually does look like a truck, not you know,
the cyber truck never looked anything like a truck. Slate
Auto says more than one hundred thousand people have reserved
(14:36):
one of their low frills electric trucks.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
What's a big deal about that?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
All right, it's an ultra customizable EV. It's expected to
start at twenty five K deliveries will be getting late
twenty twenty six. By comparison, the cyber truck launch NABB
two hundred and fifty thousand reservations in less than a week.
The Slate EV pickup truck has struck a chord. According
to the report, The Michigan based Slate Auto, backed by
Jeff says more than one hundred thousand people have reserved
(15:02):
one of its low frills electric trucks in the three
weeks since it was unveiled. Those numbers aren't bad, especially
for a fledgling company with little brand awareness.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Now it's the.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Very plane, which I think is on purpose. They're wanting
to go the opposite direction as the cyber truck. Yeah,
so it's it's very you know, it's like amish plane.
It's like really really plane.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
You know, what's the cheap customizable Toyota truck that you
can't buy in America called the bad Yeah, the Highlucks, Right,
I don't know none about it. Yeah, I want one
of those. I want it simply because I can't have it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, of course you do.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
That's the only reason why the Toyota I am vo
is a very basic and customizable pickup truck is that it.
I don't know anyway I want one, and the Highlucks.
I want a Highlux Why because I can't have it.
That's the only reason I probably won't even drive it
if I ever get my hands out. It's not street legal.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Works the way with women as well, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It's true generally more often than not, if there's a
woman I can't have, that's the one I desperately want her,
and then the minute she gives me her phone number,
I can't block it fast enough.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I got a question to ask you, real quick. Sure,
I know we got to take a break, but real quick,
what would you do if you went into the Popeyes
and you ordered your order and then they handed you
some burnt biscuits? I would be pissed off. Would you
like overreact and like pull a gun? Or would you
just acts to see the manager?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Me overreacting? Me dramatic.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We'll stick around. We'll find out what one young cat
decided he would do when they burnt his biscuits, and
a special weekend edition of celebrity Birthdays on the Way.
Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson featuring Kenny and Steve,
or wait, does Steve come first?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
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