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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Music from Garry Howey. I like it? Is that him
singing too? I don't know, I don't know. I just
know he played the guitar real good.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Still does yeah, oh yeah, apparently still a guitar. Is
still a big fan of the Eddie van Halen and
the Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I guess that's where he gets his style from. Must be.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, And you know what, it's not his birthday, no,
so why.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Are we talking about because we just played new music
from him. We'd just explained that would rather be playing
music from Andrea the Giant.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
He doesn't have an album out, but he does ever same.
But have you ever seen that documentary about him on HBO?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's yeah, I don't. I think I watched a clip
or two that you showed me.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
The part about him when he had to use the
bathroom on the international flights to Japan.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't need to hear about that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And the tiny little Japanese women didn't know what to do,
so they'd go get a bucket for.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Him to use. And how many buckets did they need?
Probably a lot of a bit.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, poor Japanese women, you know, between that and those
nuclear bombs, imagine how much they've been through.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's gotta be rough, man. I agree, Andrea the Giant
born on the State nineteen forty six didn't stay with
us as long as we had hoped. But you know,
giants hardly ever lived that long. It's just how it is.
Bro I loved Andre the Giant growing up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Remember when he wrestled the Hulk and it was like
passing the baton from the old generation of wrestlers to
the new generation.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
But didn't the Hulk surprise him and everybody else when
he lifted him up off and did a body flamm ony.
That wasn't easy to do, especially for Andre. Yeah, it
didn't do them, either one of them any good physically.
I don't think either of them was the same after that.
But you know what, for.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The job they had to do, they had to do it,
and I guess they had a strategy to help them
deal with how difficult that was.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What was that? Drug? Drugs? Yeah, drugs that were really helpful. Yeah,
also no longer with us. On today's birthday list, Nicole
Brown Simpson, what happened? Oh oh that's right, okay, yeah,
but this is her birthday, not the day she was She.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Got murdered from a Las Vegas bookie biologue by I
think OJ is innocent today.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Malcolm X was born nineteen twenty five. You only made
it to sixty five. Wait, he was Malcolm. He was
born on the same day that Nicole. No, it's her birthday.
She didn't die today, so both their birthdays. Okay, it's
his birthday, it's her birthday. Born on the same day,
years apart. Weird. Peter Mayhew, the guy that played Chewbacca
and Star Wars for all that time. Yeah, born in
(02:22):
this state. Dusty Hill of zezy Top, born in the
state nineteen forty nine. He left us back in twenty
twenty one. He should still be around. I don't know
if it was COVID, but it was during the time
of COVID anyway. True, Yeah, still with us after all
these years. Pete Townsend, who are you from the hoop?
(02:46):
Eighty years old today? Didn't we get into trouble for
child born? I think it did, but I'm sure he
explained it that it was just a misunderstanding. That's what
they'll do, obviously. Archie Manning, the former New Orleansannes quarterback,
of course, and I guess more importantly, father, Peyton and
Eli and Cooper. Let's not leave Cooper off just because
(03:07):
he didn't have an NFL career. It's not his fault.
Archie Manning is seventy six years young today. What does
Cooper do now? I use cars or something. But he
had a spinal stenosis, which doesn't help you with a
football career. Makes it hard. Yeah, yeah, Bill Laimbier, that
guy's no, he's no good. It's a basketball thug. Dorrio
(03:30):
Franchiti born on this date fifty two years ago. Race
car driver, and he was married. I know race car
driving is kind of scary, but this guy was married
to Ashley Judd. I don't think it gets scarier than
that Shooter Jennings. That's Waylon Jennings' son. He's forty six.
(03:53):
Laney Wilson, she of the Entertainer of the Year awards recently,
thirty three today. And Sam Smith, the musician is thirty
three as well. You big fan?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Isn't he the guy that he's morbidly obese and he
gets dressed up in women's lingerie and.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
They don't talk like that about him on his birthday.
They just say he had a lot of big hips.
Stay with me, which he ripped off from Tom Petty. Yeah,
I'm not the only one too good at goodbyes. Money
on my mind? Or is my mind on my money?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, he's the guy that he performed with trainees, remember
the Satanic Drag Queen show that he did. It's National
Anti food Cake Day and he stole this from Tom Petty.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Lame Sam Smith sucks. Well then we should just go
right to this day in history and turn our back
on Sam. I'm with thievery.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, So today is National Devil's Food Cake Day, as
you pointed out, and that's great.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
In this day in history, it's brought to you by
law Tigers. It is brought to you by law Tigers.
They're doing a thing for Sturgist this year coming up.
I guess you've heard about it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
But yeah, I have styling in Sturgis. But why don't
you tell people how they can get signed up?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Go to the website Styling and Sturgis and that's it. Huh. Well,
I mean you got to do some work, you got
to fill out some stuff. But about a eighty five
thousand dollars prize package put together for I guess I
guess it might be worth a minute of your time.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, and law Tigers also want you to know that. Today,
in nineteen eighteen, the Washington Senators won their very first game,
won to zero over the Cleveland whatever they were called
at the time. Today, in nineteen twenty one, Congress puts
limitations on immigration.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Can you do that? What? I know? What the hell? Today?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
In nineteen thirty five, Lawrence of Arabia dies. Today in
nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Happy birthday, mister prins. Marilyn Monroe sings Happy Birthday to
with guys. She was cruly having sex. I'm kind of surprised,
being in radio that you didn't mention this date in
nineteen twenty six. It was ninety nine years ago fellow
named Tom spoke on the radio for the first time.
(06:04):
To what Tom Edison? Okay, I thought the radio was
over one hundred years old. He was handed a microphone
during a dinner at the National Electric Light Association in
Atlantic City, and he said, I don't know what to say.
This is the first time I've ever spoken into one
of these things. Good night, How was it? Yeah? But
(06:25):
it was the date he spoke on the radio for
the first time. Not just anybody anywhere, got it? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Today, in nineteen sixty four, American diplomats found at least
forty hidden microphones in the Moscow embassy and they didn't
find them all. You know, they didn't find them all. No,
but don't worry about that cutter plan. I'm sure it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Secretariat won the Preakness, the second leg of the Triple Crown,
and then of course he went on to win the
Belmont later. So it was this date fifty two years ago, Secretariat,
It's quite the horse, how about it? Today?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
In nineteen sixty seven, Soviets and several Western nations agreed
to keep nuclear missiles out of space. And if you
like smoking in the bandit it premiered at the Radio
City Music Hall on this day in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It's a pretty big event right here. Nineteen ninety two,
I know right where I was. Where were you? Never mind? Okay?
I was ten years old to go on a teenager
she was seventeen. Teenage girl named Amy knocked on the
joe the front door of a lady named Mary Joe's house,
(07:33):
and when Mary Joe opened it, the seventeen year old
shot her turns out Amy was having an affair with
Mary Joe's husband. His name was Joey. I don't know
if you ever heard of him. A last name looks
like buttafa Call it's Joey butterfool Call. What's a buttafuoc?
(07:55):
Joey butterfool co over here all right.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
On the same exact day that that happened, Vice President
Dan Quayle criticized Murphy Brown.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was a TV show.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And they argued that it was promoting single motherhood. Dan
Quaile versus Murphy Brown. Way back on this day in
nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The Commonwealth Club luncheon.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
The la riots happened because of disintegrating family values.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It doesn't help matters when Primetime TV has Murphy Brown,
a character who supposedly epitomizes today's intelligent, highly paid professional woman,
mocking the importance of fathers by bearing a child and
calling it just another lifestyle choice.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay, I kind of agree with dan Quayle that maybe,
you know, we shouldn't celebrate like single parenthood because having
two parents is clearly statistically better for the kids when
it comes to things like drug abuse, depression, mental health issues, imprisonment.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But to blame.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Murphy Brown for the nineteen ninety two La riots. Kind
of seems like a stretch to me too, you.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Know, Dan was a stretch, I think. Oh and today
Mark's seven happy years for well America's favorite married couple,
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Oh yeah, seven years ago
today they were married and apparently now they're having problems.
(09:18):
I guess. No, don't tell me that this is This
is Camelot part three year whatever part we're up to now, right.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I know they left celebrates Meghan Markle because she's a POC.
But doesn't she really just embody everything that's terrible about
liberal white women?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Kind of does?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Have you ever met a liberal white woman after they
get one of those hats, you know, those big ugly hats,
you know what I'm talking about? Do you know the
way it's like it changes their whole personality. I'll give
you an example of what I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
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Speaker 5 (10:01):
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Speaker 1 (10:12):
Olton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Devil's Food Cake Day, but then it's also a National
Hummus Day.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh oh, they You're ruined some Devil's food cake, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I know it can't be both. You're not gonna eat
hummus in any Devil's food cake.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You got to pick a side. This is anarchy. I'm
definitely not choosing the side of Hammas. I mean hummus. Yeah, exactly,
certainly not gonna pick that. You better be careful when
you talk about Hummas out loud like this where people
can hear you, because Homeland Security is already not happy
with you. What what have I done? Well, apparently last
week you helped spread the rumor that Christy Nome was
(10:51):
backing a reality show about illegal immigrants competing for citizenship.
I never actually said that. One of you guys told
us about it. No, we all all agreed that it
was Kenny.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I yeah. They called over the weekend, and two.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Days ago, MSNBC reported the Department of Homeland Security is
in talks with the reality TV show producer about a
game show in which immigrant contestants would compete for US citizenship.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I didn't say that. One of you guys said that. Well,
I don't know. We all agreed it was you. I
found out about it from you. How could it have
been me? I heard Kenney say it loud and clear,
according to you.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
According to The Wall Street Journal, television producer Rob Warsof
says he's been pitching the idea for the show as
far back as the Obama administration.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
All right, so what's actually happening. So the part of
it that they don't seem to be happy about is
that Christineome was backing it, or she was all for it,
or maybe she was going to be the host of
the show or something.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
It was never heard.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I know the Daily Mail is who started this story,
and they said their reporting of this is an affront
to journalism. Sorry, have you seen journalism lately? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You can't possibly make journalism go any lower. Over the weekend,
I matched on a dating app with a woman who
works at DHS. So I asked her, you know, what's
it like working for Christinom?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Is she nice?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And then she said I liked Mayorcis more, he would
give us more time off work. Oh well that's important,
So I unmatched with her? Of course she did said,
I'm not dating you, scum Mayorkis. You like Mayorcis, I
should report you to DHS. I should tell your boss,
probably should, and I should call Christinome personally and tell
her you need to get deported.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You got her phone number. No, no, you ain't got
to do to kid.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Earlier this year, a California police officer nearly lost her
life and gave us all a clear and brutal lesson
in police work. In the process, police released a video
camera footage showing a suspect stealing a female officer's gun,
leaving the officer begging for her life. Police were initially
called in response to a report that twenty six year
old O'sheen McClinton was trying to get into an occupied
(12:59):
car and any In the disturbing video, the unidentified officer
is heard pleading please don't shoot me. Following the confrontation,
You're saved in Jesus's name forever, A shirtless McClinton rants
over and over as he's shown ripping the handgun out
of the screaming officer's hand. The incident started off relatively normal.
A male officer responded to reports of a man attempting
(13:19):
to break into an occupied vehicle in a parking lot. There,
he encountered McClinton, who was plainly disoriented and erratic. The
male officer chased him but momentarily lost him. When he
found the clinton again, the deranged man was in the
parking lot of the police department, had opened the car
door of a random cruiser and taken the gun from
a female officer. Oh boy, this should have been the
(13:39):
moment the whole situation ended right. Any police officer who's
been through any sort of training should recognize that when
the suspect's reach it for your gun, it's virtually certain
he's going to kill you.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, you'd probably go ahead and think maybe yaught not
let him do that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
She needed to act, but instead she froze up and
nearly paid for her life with that mistake. If you
spend any time on the internet at all watching videos
of cops and you know, body cam and stuff, you'll
know that this inability to perform in dangerous situations, it's
meme alike.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It can be memed I'm sure it has been.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's because these types of things are there's a pattern
among female cops. You're not supposed to be a pattern, noticer,
you big it. Yeah, I don't notice that stuff, but
we've noticed something. There's a lot of videos of female
cops freezing up when you know what hits the ceiling fan.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It might be Hollywood's fault. I was just reading an
interesting story about how unrealistic things happen on TV and
in movies and some of the things that you know
bother people the most. When it happens, it's just not
like somebody slips and falls and catches onto the edge
of something just with their fingertips. Whether it's you know,
(14:50):
you like Tom Cruise sliding down the roof of a
hundred mission impossible.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, I mean it grabs hold of the edge of
the roof with just his fingertips. That just doesn't happen.
I'm not here to insult women. I'm not saying there
aren't totally incompetent maile cops. But we need to have
a conversation about DEI standards among officers who are trusted
with guns. You need to be thinking about how girl
boss feminism is putting your family in danger for thinking
(15:17):
all the time for the sake of feelings. Oh your feelings, guys.
I'm sorry. Here's a headline, Nashville Police department drops fitness
requirements so they can hire more female cops.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Do you think that's a good idea? Not a good idea.
Go back out the fitness requirements.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Go watch some of these videos on the internet of
female cops in the heat of the moment dropping their
weapon or handing their weapon over, running away while the
male officer was taken down the bad guy, the female
officers whimpering and crying.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
There's a lot of these videos. There's not a few.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
This is a genre of video news stories about teachers
having sex with their students.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
There's an endless number of these videos on the internet.
Like Florida Man, only this is policewoman. And because as
you notice it, you're a big ad and you hate women. Sorry,
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I actually think this is endangering women. I don't think
we should have women do jobs.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
You're trying to help the ladies out, that's all you know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
We're gonna send a five foot one, petite little woman
who's a little partly because she didn't have to pass
the physical fitness exam. Hit do one go chase after
a guy that used to play high school football and
now he robs convenience stories?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I don't think what if he decides not to run, right, Yeah,
she ain't gonna catch you if he does, so she
probably hopes he does run. You're gonna fight this guy.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I don't think you have the will to shoot him,
nor do you have the physical attributes to take him
down in hand to hand combat.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So what now? Well, they're kind of restricted on when
or if they should shoot a perpetrator anymore because the
cop always seems to be the one that gets in
trouble afterwards. Well, it's a valid point. Yeah. Oh, speaking
of guns, that's another thing that people in the watching
the movies think is so totally unrealistic. People get at
a pistol whip being knocked out, you know, the guy
(16:58):
will take a gun and just knock you in the
head and knock you out. Sure, and then they just
they just wake up and they're fine. No, it doesn't
work like that. Somebody whacks you in the head with anything,
you know, like metal, a gun or a pole or whatever.
You're you're not gonna be functioning normally in just a
few minutes. They said, Oh, spotless air ducks. How many
(17:20):
times have we seen this guy decides to you know,
what we'll do is we'll just crawl through the air ducks. Well,
they all look brand new, like the building is. The
air conditioning system has never been turned on. There's never
any screws sticking out. And how do they hold the
weight of a two hundred pound man as he scampers
about inside the interior of the air ducks? And why
(17:41):
is there any dust in there? No dust, no dirt, nothing.
It's always clean as well, they said, the general lack
of tiredness. Nobody who's ever tired in movies waking up
looking fresh and styled and in a good mood. Oh
this one's good. I always hate this. That'll sit there
(18:01):
in front of a computer and go hmm. Then they'll
type three hundreds a minute real fast, and like fifteen
seconds later they go, I'm in sure this doesn't happen.
That that's the planet zero cool. Yeah, no one ever
ever looks for parking. Parking's just there on television and
in movies. You just stop pull up right in front.
(18:24):
It's TV parking.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I always like to sit park in the back of
the parking lot because I don't want people to debt
my car.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And it's good for you to walk a little bit. Yes,
it's really rainy.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
What it Kelly to get a little exercise. Jeez, Louise,
it's a short parking lot.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Here's I'll reenact a scene for you that is so
totally bogus. Zoom in on that. Okay, enhance the image,
isolate that section. Okay, enhance it again. You see that
all the time of these That's that's not how software works.
It just no, it doesn't. It gets real fuzzy when
you do that. Look at that.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
When we enhance the image, you could see Clear's day
Right here, there's a devil in his ear.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Canal Evans inside his nostril. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Speaking of movies that suck, the Math is The Math
is the Math, and the Disney Company's Thunderbolt. Say, okay,
the New Avengers is a dud. No one, I guarantee
nobody saw.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
This movie this weekend. What's that about math?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Well, the when you calculate how much money it costs
to make the movie, market the movie, and then sell
merchandise and that sort of thing. Disney'll try to make
the argument that, oh, it didn't do great opening weekend,
but it's still gonna make money, so it shouldn't affect
our stock price. No, No, live action snow White sucked,
and Disney's stock price took a dip. Now Thunderbolts is
the new one. One hundred and eighty million dollar production budget,
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one hundred million dollars for publicity. Thunderbolt should have grossed
at least five hundred million dollars worldwide to break even.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It didn't make half of that. So that's a movie
that's out now, seventeen days in release, three full weekends.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Marvel's latest dud sits at one hundred and fifty five
point four million dollars. Sounds like a lot. It ain't
not by Disney standards. Look at some of these movies
in the past where Captain America made more money than
that opening weekend, not after a month anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Final Destination whatever one we're up to now, won the
box office this weekend. And I don't know how many
there have been Final Destination you know, seven or whatever.
They call this one Bloodlines and it is the franchise
best opening weekend of all the death filled Final Destination shows.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
One of the problems with things like what is it
Fast and Furious and Final Destination and john Wick and
all these there's like.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
A sequel to a sequel to a sequel, so overdone,
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
But the problem is it works for them. Give the
people what they want. I mean, some people would argue
this radio show has been on the air for way
too long. There are way too many episodes of The
Walton Johnson Show. I believe it, but people keep tuning.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
In every day. I thought you meant just this morning,
you know. I mean, if they're asking us to leave early,
I could go for that, Billy Haad. Nobody's asking you
to leave early. You've got to stay. If anything, this
is a long day. We have a meeting after we
get off air. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa meeting.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, we can't just say somebody said we've been on
too long already. Yeah, like critics of the show, not
the people in management. Is too long this morning, bill, Yeah,
you're not going to get off work just because you
want to get off work. It's Oh, but if somebody
had a comedy show to do, I guess they could.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
That feels awfully familiar to me. I don't know why,
what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
And what I don't like is if the business is
true that you left your moms in the hood, somebody
goes smoke that you you don't leave your moms nowhere,
you have money and you left your mom's dear You know,
you're a sick to my stomach fan.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
But if it's not true, sure, he he's just talking.
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Music from Garry Howey. I like it? Is that him
singing too? I don't know, I don't know. I just
know he played the guitar real good.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Still does yeah, oh yeah, apparently still a guitar. Is
still a big fan of the Eddie van Halen and
the Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I guess that's where he gets his style from. Must be.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, And you know what, it's not his birthday, no,
so why.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Are we talking about because we just played new music
from him. We'd just explained that would rather be playing
music from Andrea the Giant.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
He doesn't have an album out, but he does ever same.
But have you ever seen that documentary about him on HBO?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's yeah, I don't. I think I watched a clip
or two that you showed me.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
The part about him when he had to use the
bathroom on the international flights to Japan.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't need to hear about that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And the tiny little Japanese women didn't know what to do,
so they'd go get a bucket for.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Him to use. And how many buckets did they need?
Probably a lot of a bit.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, poor Japanese women, you know, between that and those
nuclear bombs, imagine how much they've been through.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's gotta be rough, man. I agree, Andrea the Giant
born on the State nineteen forty six didn't stay with
us as long as we had hoped. But you know,
giants hardly ever lived that long. It's just how it is.
Bro I loved Andre the Giant growing up.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Remember when he wrestled the Hulk and it was like
passing the baton from the old generation of wrestlers to
the new generation.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
But didn't the Hulk surprise him and everybody else when
he lifted him up off and did a body flamm ony.
That wasn't easy to do, especially for Andre. Yeah, it
didn't do them, either one of them any good physically.
I don't think either of them was the same after that.
But you know what, for.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The job they had to do, they had to do it,
and I guess they had a strategy to help them
deal with how difficult that was.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What was that? Drug? Drugs? Yeah, drugs that were really helpful. Yeah,
also no longer with us. On today's birthday list, Nicole
Brown Simpson, what happened? Oh oh that's right, okay, yeah,
but this is her birthday, not the day she was She.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Got murdered from a Las Vegas bookie biologue by I
think OJ is innocent today.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Malcolm X was born nineteen twenty five. You only made
it to sixty five. Wait, he was Malcolm. He was
born on the same day that Nicole. No, it's her birthday.
She didn't die today, so both their birthdays. Okay, it's
his birthday, it's her birthday. Born on the same day,
years apart. Weird. Peter Mayhew, the guy that played Chewbacca
and Star Wars for all that time. Yeah, born in
(02:22):
this state. Dusty Hill of zezy Top, born in the
state nineteen forty nine. He left us back in twenty
twenty one. He should still be around. I don't know
if it was COVID, but it was during the time
of COVID anyway. True, Yeah, still with us after all
these years. Pete Townsend, who are you from the hoop?
(02:46):
Eighty years old today? Didn't we get into trouble for
child born? I think it did, but I'm sure he
explained it that it was just a misunderstanding. That's what
they'll do, obviously. Archie Manning, the former New Orleansannes quarterback,
of course, and I guess more importantly, father, Peyton and
Eli and Cooper. Let's not leave Cooper off just because
(03:07):
he didn't have an NFL career. It's not his fault.
Archie Manning is seventy six years young today. What does
Cooper do now? I use cars or something. But he
had a spinal stenosis, which doesn't help you with a
football career. Makes it hard. Yeah, yeah, Bill Laimbier, that
guy's no, he's no good. It's a basketball thug. Dorrio
(03:30):
Franchiti born on this date fifty two years ago. Race
car driver, and he was married. I know race car
driving is kind of scary, but this guy was married
to Ashley Judd. I don't think it gets scarier than
that Shooter Jennings. That's Waylon Jennings' son. He's forty six.
(03:53):
Laney Wilson, she of the Entertainer of the Year awards recently,
thirty three today. And Sam Smith, the musician is thirty
three as well. You big fan?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Isn't he the guy that he's morbidly obese and he
gets dressed up in women's lingerie and.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
They don't talk like that about him on his birthday.
They just say he had a lot of big hips.
Stay with me, which he ripped off from Tom Petty. Yeah,
I'm not the only one too good at goodbyes. Money
on my mind? Or is my mind on my money?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, he's the guy that he performed with trainees, remember
the Satanic Drag Queen show that he did. It's National
Anti food Cake Day and he stole this from Tom Petty.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Lame Sam Smith sucks. Well then we should just go
right to this day in history and turn our back
on Sam. I'm with thievery.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, So today is National Devil's Food Cake Day, as
you pointed out, and that's great.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
In this day in history, it's brought to you by
law Tigers. It is brought to you by law Tigers.
They're doing a thing for Sturgist this year coming up.
I guess you've heard about it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
But yeah, I have styling in Sturgis. But why don't
you tell people how they can get signed up?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Go to the website Styling and Sturgis and that's it. Huh. Well,
I mean you got to do some work, you got
to fill out some stuff. But about a eighty five
thousand dollars prize package put together for I guess I
guess it might be worth a minute of your time.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, and law Tigers also want you to know that. Today,
in nineteen eighteen, the Washington Senators won their very first game,
won to zero over the Cleveland whatever they were called
at the time. Today, in nineteen twenty one, Congress puts
limitations on immigration.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Can you do that? What? I know? What the hell? Today?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
In nineteen thirty five, Lawrence of Arabia dies. Today in
nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Happy birthday, mister prins. Marilyn Monroe sings Happy Birthday to
with guys. She was cruly having sex. I'm kind of surprised,
being in radio that you didn't mention this date in
nineteen twenty six. It was ninety nine years ago fellow
named Tom spoke on the radio for the first time.
(06:04):
To what Tom Edison? Okay, I thought the radio was
over one hundred years old. He was handed a microphone
during a dinner at the National Electric Light Association in
Atlantic City, and he said, I don't know what to say.
This is the first time I've ever spoken into one
of these things. Good night, How was it? Yeah? But
(06:25):
it was the date he spoke on the radio for
the first time. Not just anybody anywhere, got it? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Today, in nineteen sixty four, American diplomats found at least
forty hidden microphones in the Moscow embassy and they didn't
find them all. You know, they didn't find them all. No,
but don't worry about that cutter plan. I'm sure it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Secretariat won the Preakness, the second leg of the Triple Crown,
and then of course he went on to win the
Belmont later. So it was this date fifty two years ago, Secretariat,
It's quite the horse, how about it? Today?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
In nineteen sixty seven, Soviets and several Western nations agreed
to keep nuclear missiles out of space. And if you
like smoking in the bandit it premiered at the Radio
City Music Hall on this day in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It's a pretty big event right here. Nineteen ninety two,
I know right where I was. Where were you? Never mind? Okay?
I was ten years old to go on a teenager
she was seventeen. Teenage girl named Amy knocked on the
joe the front door of a lady named Mary Joe's house,
(07:33):
and when Mary Joe opened it, the seventeen year old
shot her turns out Amy was having an affair with
Mary Joe's husband. His name was Joey. I don't know
if you ever heard of him. A last name looks
like buttafa Call it's Joey butterfool Call. What's a buttafuoc?
(07:55):
Joey butterfool co over here all right.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
On the same exact day that that happened, Vice President
Dan Quayle criticized Murphy Brown.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It was a TV show.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And they argued that it was promoting single motherhood. Dan
Quaile versus Murphy Brown. Way back on this day in
nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The Commonwealth Club luncheon.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
The la riots happened because of disintegrating family values.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It doesn't help matters when Primetime TV has Murphy Brown,
a character who supposedly epitomizes today's intelligent, highly paid professional woman,
mocking the importance of fathers by bearing a child and
calling it just another lifestyle choice.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay, I kind of agree with dan Quayle that maybe,
you know, we shouldn't celebrate like single parenthood because having
two parents is clearly statistically better for the kids when
it comes to things like drug abuse, depression, mental health issues, imprisonment.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But to blame.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Murphy Brown for the nineteen ninety two La riots. Kind
of seems like a stretch to me too, you.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Know, Dan was a stretch, I think. Oh and today
Mark's seven happy years for well America's favorite married couple,
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Oh yeah, seven years ago
today they were married and apparently now they're having problems.
(09:18):
I guess. No, don't tell me that this is This
is Camelot part three year whatever part we're up to now, right.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I know they left celebrates Meghan Markle because she's a POC.
But doesn't she really just embody everything that's terrible about
liberal white women?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Kind of does?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Have you ever met a liberal white woman after they
get one of those hats, you know, those big ugly hats,
you know what I'm talking about? Do you know the
way it's like it changes their whole personality. I'll give
you an example of what I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
What if he fall, Darling, what if he flaws? Prayer
Warrior here for a good time in a spotsy marg
Adh d survivor Bret Spirit for moments to three hair
solid start of fat nutritionists. Remember this is.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
My high lot.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Real The mountains are calling it a must go Van
Laf Good Times and Good Vibe, anti Accer, Wanderlust, wonder Lust,
Wanderlust Wanderlust.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Olton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Devil's Food Cake Day, but then it's also a National
Hummus Day.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh oh, they You're ruined some Devil's food cake, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I know it can't be both. You're not gonna eat
hummus in any Devil's food cake.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You got to pick a side. This is anarchy. I'm
definitely not choosing the side of Hammas. I mean hummus. Yeah, exactly,
certainly not gonna pick that. You better be careful when
you talk about Hummas out loud like this where people
can hear you, because Homeland Security is already not happy
with you. What what have I done? Well, apparently last
week you helped spread the rumor that Christy Nome was
(10:51):
backing a reality show about illegal immigrants competing for citizenship.
I never actually said that. One of you guys told
us about it. No, we all all agreed that it
was Kenny.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I yeah. They called over the weekend, and two.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Days ago, MSNBC reported the Department of Homeland Security is
in talks with the reality TV show producer about a
game show in which immigrant contestants would compete for US citizenship.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I didn't say that. One of you guys said that. Well,
I don't know. We all agreed it was you. I
found out about it from you. How could it have
been me? I heard Kenney say it loud and clear,
according to you.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
According to The Wall Street Journal, television producer Rob Warsof
says he's been pitching the idea for the show as
far back as the Obama administration.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
All right, so what's actually happening. So the part of
it that they don't seem to be happy about is
that Christineome was backing it, or she was all for it,
or maybe she was going to be the host of
the show or something.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
It was never heard.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I know the Daily Mail is who started this story,
and they said their reporting of this is an affront
to journalism. Sorry, have you seen journalism lately? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
You can't possibly make journalism go any lower. Over the weekend,
I matched on a dating app with a woman who
works at DHS. So I asked her, you know, what's
it like working for Christinom?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Is she nice?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And then she said I liked Mayorcis more, he would
give us more time off work. Oh well that's important,
So I unmatched with her? Of course she did said,
I'm not dating you, scum Mayorkis. You like Mayorcis, I
should report you to DHS. I should tell your boss,
probably should, and I should call Christinome personally and tell
her you need to get deported.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You got her phone number. No, no, you ain't got
to do to kid.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Earlier this year, a California police officer nearly lost her
life and gave us all a clear and brutal lesson
in police work. In the process, police released a video
camera footage showing a suspect stealing a female officer's gun,
leaving the officer begging for her life. Police were initially
called in response to a report that twenty six year
old O'sheen McClinton was trying to get into an occupied
(12:59):
car and any In the disturbing video, the unidentified officer
is heard pleading please don't shoot me. Following the confrontation,
You're saved in Jesus's name forever, A shirtless McClinton rants
over and over as he's shown ripping the handgun out
of the screaming officer's hand. The incident started off relatively normal.
A male officer responded to reports of a man attempting
(13:19):
to break into an occupied vehicle in a parking lot. There,
he encountered McClinton, who was plainly disoriented and erratic. The
male officer chased him but momentarily lost him. When he
found the clinton again, the deranged man was in the
parking lot of the police department, had opened the car
door of a random cruiser and taken the gun from
a female officer. Oh boy, this should have been the
(13:39):
moment the whole situation ended right. Any police officer who's
been through any sort of training should recognize that when
the suspect's reach it for your gun, it's virtually certain
he's going to kill you.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, you'd probably go ahead and think maybe yaught not
let him do that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
She needed to act, but instead she froze up and
nearly paid for her life with that mistake. If you
spend any time on the internet at all watching videos
of cops and you know, body cam and stuff, you'll
know that this inability to perform in dangerous situations, it's
meme alike.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It can be memed I'm sure it has been.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's because these types of things are there's a pattern
among female cops. You're not supposed to be a pattern, noticer,
you big it. Yeah, I don't notice that stuff, but
we've noticed something. There's a lot of videos of female
cops freezing up when you know what hits the ceiling fan.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It might be Hollywood's fault. I was just reading an
interesting story about how unrealistic things happen on TV and
in movies and some of the things that you know
bother people the most. When it happens, it's just not
like somebody slips and falls and catches onto the edge
of something just with their fingertips. Whether it's you know,
(14:50):
you like Tom Cruise sliding down the roof of a
hundred mission impossible.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, I mean it grabs hold of the edge of
the roof with just his fingertips. That just doesn't happen.
I'm not here to insult women. I'm not saying there
aren't totally incompetent maile cops. But we need to have
a conversation about DEI standards among officers who are trusted
with guns. You need to be thinking about how girl
boss feminism is putting your family in danger for thinking
(15:17):
all the time for the sake of feelings. Oh your feelings, guys.
I'm sorry. Here's a headline, Nashville Police department drops fitness
requirements so they can hire more female cops.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Do you think that's a good idea? Not a good idea.
Go back out the fitness requirements.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Go watch some of these videos on the internet of
female cops in the heat of the moment dropping their
weapon or handing their weapon over, running away while the
male officer was taken down the bad guy, the female
officers whimpering and crying.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
There's a lot of these videos. There's not a few.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
This is a genre of video news stories about teachers
having sex with their students.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
There's an endless number of these videos on the internet.
Like Florida Man, only this is policewoman. And because as
you notice it, you're a big ad and you hate women. Sorry,
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I actually think this is endangering women. I don't think
we should have women do jobs.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
You're trying to help the ladies out, that's all you know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
We're gonna send a five foot one, petite little woman
who's a little partly because she didn't have to pass
the physical fitness exam. Hit do one go chase after
a guy that used to play high school football and
now he robs convenience stories?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I don't think what if he decides not to run, right, Yeah,
she ain't gonna catch you if he does, so she
probably hopes he does run. You're gonna fight this guy.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I don't think you have the will to shoot him,
nor do you have the physical attributes to take him
down in hand to hand combat.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So what now? Well, they're kind of restricted on when
or if they should shoot a perpetrator anymore because the
cop always seems to be the one that gets in
trouble afterwards. Well, it's a valid point. Yeah. Oh, speaking
of guns, that's another thing that people in the watching
the movies think is so totally unrealistic. People get at
a pistol whip being knocked out, you know, the guy
(16:58):
will take a gun and just knock you in the
head and knock you out. Sure, and then they just
they just wake up and they're fine. No, it doesn't
work like that. Somebody whacks you in the head with anything,
you know, like metal, a gun or a pole or whatever.
You're you're not gonna be functioning normally in just a
few minutes. They said, Oh, spotless air ducks. How many
(17:20):
times have we seen this guy decides to you know,
what we'll do is we'll just crawl through the air ducks. Well,
they all look brand new, like the building is. The
air conditioning system has never been turned on. There's never
any screws sticking out. And how do they hold the
weight of a two hundred pound man as he scampers
about inside the interior of the air ducks? And why
(17:41):
is there any dust in there? No dust, no dirt, nothing.
It's always clean as well, they said, the general lack
of tiredness. Nobody who's ever tired in movies waking up
looking fresh and styled and in a good mood. Oh
this one's good. I always hate this. That'll sit there
(18:01):
in front of a computer and go hmm. Then they'll
type three hundreds a minute real fast, and like fifteen
seconds later they go, I'm in sure this doesn't happen.
That that's the planet zero cool. Yeah, no one ever
ever looks for parking. Parking's just there on television and
in movies. You just stop pull up right in front.
(18:24):
It's TV parking.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I always like to sit park in the back of
the parking lot because I don't want people to debt
my car.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And it's good for you to walk a little bit. Yes,
it's really rainy.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
What it Kelly to get a little exercise. Jeez, Louise,
it's a short parking lot.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Here's I'll reenact a scene for you that is so
totally bogus. Zoom in on that. Okay, enhance the image,
isolate that section. Okay, enhance it again. You see that
all the time of these That's that's not how software works.
It just no, it doesn't. It gets real fuzzy when
you do that. Look at that.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
When we enhance the image, you could see Clear's day
Right here, there's a devil in his ear.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Canal Evans inside his nostril. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Speaking of movies that suck, the Math is The Math
is the Math, and the Disney Company's Thunderbolt. Say, okay,
the New Avengers is a dud. No one, I guarantee
nobody saw.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
This movie this weekend. What's that about math?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Well, the when you calculate how much money it costs
to make the movie, market the movie, and then sell
merchandise and that sort of thing. Disney'll try to make
the argument that, oh, it didn't do great opening weekend,
but it's still gonna make money, so it shouldn't affect
our stock price. No, No, live action snow White sucked,
and Disney's stock price took a dip. Now Thunderbolts is
the new one. One hundred and eighty million dollar production budget,
(19:36):
one hundred million dollars for publicity. Thunderbolt should have grossed
at least five hundred million dollars worldwide to break even.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It didn't make half of that. So that's a movie
that's out now, seventeen days in release, three full weekends.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Marvel's latest dud sits at one hundred and fifty five
point four million dollars. Sounds like a lot. It ain't
not by Disney standards. Look at some of these movies
in the past where Captain America made more money than
that opening weekend, not after a month anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Final Destination whatever one we're up to now, won the
box office this weekend. And I don't know how many
there have been Final Destination you know, seven or whatever.
They call this one Bloodlines and it is the franchise
best opening weekend of all the death filled Final Destination shows.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
One of the problems with things like what is it
Fast and Furious and Final Destination and john Wick and
all these there's like.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
A sequel to a sequel to a sequel, so overdone,
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
But the problem is it works for them. Give the
people what they want. I mean, some people would argue
this radio show has been on the air for way
too long. There are way too many episodes of The
Walton Johnson Show. I believe it, but people keep tuning.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
In every day. I thought you meant just this morning,
you know. I mean, if they're asking us to leave early,
I could go for that, Billy Haad. Nobody's asking you
to leave early. You've got to stay. If anything, this
is a long day. We have a meeting after we
get off air. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa meeting.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, we can't just say somebody said we've been on
too long already. Yeah, like critics of the show, not
the people in management. Is too long this morning, bill, Yeah,
you're not going to get off work just because you
want to get off work. It's Oh, but if somebody
had a comedy show to do, I guess they could.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
That feels awfully familiar to me. I don't know why,
what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
And what I don't like is if the business is
true that you left your moms in the hood, somebody
goes smoke that you you don't leave your moms nowhere,
you have money and you left your mom's dear You know,
you're a sick to my stomach fan.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
But if it's not true, sure, he he's just talking.
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