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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A little reminder here.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The members of the Waldton and Johnson Show will be
for performing stand up comedy this Thursday night in Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Not all of the members, but yeah some a good fortune,
yeah a good percentage.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, fairly at least half. So it'll be fun. We
want you to come hang out with us. That's gonna
be this Thursday night in Jackson, Friday in Mandeville, Saturday
and Metorie. But Mandaville is almost sold out, so there's
still seats for Metaie and Jackson.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Mandevell is almost a capacity. Well, they probably remember the
last time you were through that neck of the woods
and they said, well, we got to get in on that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. If you
want tickets, go to jessesfunny dot com. You'll also find
a link at the top of my ex account. I'm
Kenny Webster. You'll find me on Twitter. Are you Kenny Webster?
I know you, Yeah, Billy Ed. I appreciate you volunteering
to drive us to the Hey. You know that's what
I do.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I thought that was cool of you to do that. Well,
remember I said I'd drive you, you know, unless the
old lady you know needs me for anything? Okay, yeah,
it turns out what well, you know, she she's got
some honeydews, she needs a done.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We could knock that out and still drive us to
the comedy shows like.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
She needs some done on Thursday afternoon. Though. This it's weird,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's a big one of those big r v's has
taken us there, and I you know, when you back
it up, it makes that noise.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh it beeps beep, beep beep.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And I kind of figured, Billy, had you'd be the
only guy in our crew that could operate a vehicle
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That is true. You know, you guys need me. You
need a real man around.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I guess either that if you don't drive it, we're
gonna have to have a woman do it. Oh boy,
yeah I know. Yeah, Jesse's Jesse's merch girl.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Might have to. Oh well, she's hot, she very is
very attractive. We'll split the driving the duties. How about that?
Is that all right? Yeah? That's mighty generous you Billy. Well,
you guys weren't lying, uh the comments about Biden? It
is a suppose said cancer just suddenly jumped up out
of nowhere. Sure, really not very nice people. This one
(02:08):
guy says, I hope it's slow and agonizing. Oh that's
that's not that's.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, I will be it's pancreatis. It's one of the
slowest moving cancers. Prost I'm sorry, prostate.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, the uh Biden's urologist. This this is I believe
it's his doctor or it's a doctor. Let me let
me make sure. Okay, a urologist is not buying Biden's story. Okay,
so probably not his doctor. Now, Doctor Schustermann says, no way.
(02:43):
Biden and his doctors didn't know about prostate cancer much
earlier than this. This is the doctor doubting him, because
we are all supposed to go, oh, oh no, what
a shame, what a great guy. Instantly, the the pity
for a person that announces cancer, Oh what a great guy. Well,
(03:05):
whatever he did in the past, I'm sure you mean it,
and we let him off the hook, right, That's that's
what you're supposed to do. But the urologist says, they've
known for a while. Joe himself, Joe Biden himself said
he had cancer three years ago? Did he not? He did?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
This would have been in July of twenty twenty two,
he was giving a speech and he started just riffing
and guess what the.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
First frost you know what was happening. You had to
put on the windshield wipers to get literally the oorslick
off the window. That's why I have so damn any
other people I grew up have cancer.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That's why I and so many others I grew up
with half cancer.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And when he made that comment, a lot of people
thought it was odd, but we just kind of wrote
it off as he misspoke at the time, because well.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Obviously he knew something he wasn't telling us. Then it's
also a little ironic. I think, never sure about I
or any one way or the other. But sure isn't
he also the man who told us that if he
was elected president, he would cure cancer.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, he did actually say that. Now, this SoundBite I'm
about to play is from now twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Maybe he realizes he wasn't actually elected president, so he
didn't bother, but it seems like he kind of thought
he was.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Listen to this soundbit he made while he was out
on the road campaigning. This is still the Democrat primaries
pre covid by the way.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I promise you, if I'm elected president, you're going to
see the single most important thing that changes in Americas.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
We're going to cure cancer.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All right, Stop for just a minute and think about
what an insane thing that is to say on the
campaign trail. Imagine going, we look, we buried a little
girl last summer who died of brain cancer, a good
friend of this radio show. Tiny little casket. The room
was filled with dozens and dozens and dozens of the
saddest people I've ever seen in my life. You are
(04:58):
never the same again. Do you see a tiny little
girl's purple princess casket? Now, imagine telling the parents if
you elect me, yeah, I'm gonna cure that. I'm gonna
cure that cancer for you. There. I don't know if
you believe in redemption, awful or karma. I don't know
if you believe in the wrath of God that God
punishes those who behave the worst.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But that's a pretty terrible thing to tell people. That
was pretty bad deal. Well, if I'm elected, I'll do it,
but not not otherwise.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Imagine someone out there was desperately clinging to life or
has a loved one that isn't and hearing Joe Biden
say that and believing it and voting for the guy
because you thought, Wow, I don't want to lose Aunt
Maybell or you know, a little billy or whoever it
may be.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That is a terrible thing to say. Now that you
think back over Biden's career over the last dozen years
or so, doesn't it seem like they're always playing the
sympathy card. Remember the dead son. Sure, Oh, he used
the dead son when he needed to, and a lot
bo oh my great son. Oh my house burned down.
Remember a house burn No it didn't. They told a
(06:05):
lot of stories. A lot of people just believe he
already had to cancer. This is something they just held
back or it's just to cover up. But it is
getting sympathy for. Well, some of the things, like they
were going to investigate this whole thing with the auto pin.
Maybe a lot of his stuff he did was illegitimate.
(06:27):
They're gonna put that on a whole for the one. Now,
you don't investigate a guy with horrible cancer like that,
that's just rude. Well you might have to.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't know why you really shouldn't, but we don't
have a lot of time left to investigate because he's
going to be gone soon.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Maybe we ought to figure out how the hell doctor
Jill missed this. Okay, come on, doctor Jill, come on.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So Don Junior made a joke about that on social media,
and you know, essentially just saying, hey, this woman is
a doctor.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
How did she not know?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And someone replied to it and tried to make some
point that here we go, doctor Allison Wilts. No, this
wasn't it. Sorry, that's the wrong tweet. Someone replied to
the tweet and said, he's she's a PhD, you moron.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's like, no, she's not a PhD. She's an ed D.
And if the guy joking about it is a moron,
what does that make all the ladies on the view
who were serious about her becoming first doctor or whatever
they call that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, speak in general, speaking of lady, Yeah, surgeon general
is that's all? Speaking of women. There is a fantastic
opportunity right now for women in South Louisiana, Oh to
find an eligible bachelor. A guys who work out, ambitious men,
men who are seeking a better life. They're single, Apparently
(07:48):
they're very muscular, they exercise regularly.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Really yeah, what has happened here?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, Well, apparently over the weekend, right after we got
off the air, right around the time we were getting
off the air, news broke that there were all these
inmates who had escaped, and these guys are available, ladies,
if you can find them. The problem is you're not
the only one looking for them. Well, yeah, and there
was ten. Now I think they're down to seven. They
(08:15):
busted three of them. These seven guys might be out
of the country by now, but let's face it, in Louisiana,
given the way you know, government officials are there, it's
a very good likelihood they're just hanging out on Bourbon
Street enjoying a hand grenade right now. That's very true.
That's a cocktail, by the way, that's a cocktail. No
freak out, Yeah, no, I would imagine.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They got they got Moody, they got Miles. Yeah, and
they got Uhud Keenan that's his first name. They got
Robert Kendall and de Keenan already wrapped up there. They're
back in custody, but seven of the ten still on
the loose.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's not the first time there's been a prison a
jail breakout inmates escaping and South Louisiana and in fact,
what's the guy's name, Daquenan? I gotta think if your
name is de Quenan kind of like if your name
is Ron Trellon, what.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Chance do you really have?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Good? Good point, Mom, You didn't do your son any
favors by giving them a name that people are just
gonna breeze past when they're looking at job resumes. Give
your kid a name people will call Backdquavius. Yeah, look,
I don't get to decide. I don't think it's fair,
you know, but it's true. If your name's Ron Trelon
or Dashievious or Lakshas, no one's ever gonna call you
(09:36):
could fill out all the job applications at the jack
of the box you want. They're not gonna call you
back unless they're really desperate. But the good news is
they might be desperate.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Do you think all seven of the rest the escape
easy that you think they all stuck together like a team,
you know, because they're very helpful and friendly looking in general,
they're very much like the mayor of chic I Go
described right, very friendly and helpful.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Sure, yeah, they're all members of that same community that
Brandon Johnson told us are the most generous people on earth.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They're probably out right now helping old ladies with their
groceries and they are. Yeah, they're probably raking leaves and
picking up garbage because I get the impression they want
to repay their debt to society and ladies. I gotta
tell you, these could be the many of your dreams.
You just got to find them before the law enforcement
officials do.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh girls, I will not see you Monday. Walton and
Johnson Radio network.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Is tried to blow up a fertility clinic and he's
a liberal.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Never mind on a news story. Oh yeah, that's not
news matter. In fact, being a liberal should get you
off the hook for anything you do, anything you any
way you act out, because let's face it, it's Trump's fault
that you're doing the things you're doing.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Sarah Silverman, that comedian lady. Sure, she's a stand up
comedian who hates Jesus or so. Yeah. She said that
she feels bad about us in like racial slurs or
ipiitets and doing blackface, and she got dressed up in
she feels bad about that. She said, I didn't feel
bad at the time because I'm a liberal. M that's
(11:13):
just like they're going, excuse now. I think everybody has
got the email. All the liberals can just go. But
I'm a liberal, so you know it's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Never mind, Well, in this case, a person responsible certainly
was a liberal, but I don't think it is anymore
because you can't be a liberal if you're dead.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's sweet.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
California IVF clinic bombing suspect called for a war against
pro lifers, had anti natalist world views. The term anti
natalism is not used enough. Okay, it should be that
that term should be thrown out to the point where
you you can't you hear it so often it loses
its meaning, like when they call us racist.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Mm hmm, yeah, they do a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Note tech, people on the if you have a baby,
if you have a family, people on the phone left
hate you. They think that you're toxic and you're destroying
the planet. And if you don't believe me, and look
what just happened here. This IVY A clinic bombing suspect
called for a war against pro lifers.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
So if he's he's fighting a war against people who
are for life, this guy is against life.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Sure, so it's probably good that he's dead. Didn't right,
I mean it's sad when anybody dies. Not if he's
for death. We no, I mean he's against life. So
he's four dead and now he's dead. So sounds like
they gave him exactly what he needed. Yeah, no resistance
here on your comment. But I'm being passed a note
by our lawyer who wants us to remind the audience
(12:39):
that we are against murdering people.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We'll tell that lawyer. I got a lawyer too, and
he says stuff different.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This is your lawyer, Billy, This is the lawyer. That's
like when Michael Scott thought he needed his own lawyer
to yeah, to get his own but the lawyer that
dunder Mifflin got him was for him. Actually no, this
our position is don't kill or herd or name. But
in this case, you don't have to be sad about this.
This guy was a bad guy, blow himself up.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
How did he get dead?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, Well, you know the question becomes was he was
it a suicide or was he just dumb?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I think he might have just been bad at this
blowing stuff up job.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Certainly seems that way. But this anti human worldview against
Christian conservative conservatives is very much expected from far left activists.
They want to root against American prosperity. They want less babies,
less humans, less families. That's liberalism in modern day society.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
For you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It's not just about you know, being accepting to other cultures.
In fact, it's not that at all.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So if you're a liberal and you go around with
your pregnant belly showing, or you know, your your newborn
infant and you're dragging him around and a stroller or
one of them little papoose backpacks or something, shouldn't you
just be ashamed of yourself? Yes, parading around your child
like that? Liberals just that would sicken other liberals well
(14:09):
further act their pregnant belly.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You there is a birth rate issue right now. We
don't have enough humans being born in America.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know what that was the plane that part of
the percification of America. Man bones, things like that. Yeah,
low testosterone. That's the kind of thing that they've been
weaving into the American fabric for years.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Well, there's one man who thinks he may have an
explanation for why this is happening. Here's a philosopher of sorts,
a person who hangs out with world leaders, travels the
globe being interviewed by fascinating people, and that man is
kid Rock. Kid Rock is blaming the is blaming the
low US birth rate on ugly liberal women. He says,
(14:56):
the reason why there aren't enough babies right now?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Good point. These chicks.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
They don't hit the gym, they don't shave their pets,
they dress ugly, they look like they make no attempt
at all to be feminine, So why would anyone want
to procreate with them?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's the other half of the pussification of America. If
they can't pussify all of the men, make the women
so undesirable, it won't matter.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sure, yep a point here, He's got a point. Yeah,
I don't disagree with him. Ladies, you know, just saying
you care about humanity, put on some makeup, do some
squat thrusts.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Wouldn't hurt to doll yourself up a little bit, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, these ladies in South Mississippi, they seem to agree
with us. They agree that there is not enough procreating
going on.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Which ladies are these well, I was just looking here
is the ladies that are going to go after the
escaped New Orleans convicts? Probably yeah. But if the ladies
that go after the escaped convicts end up not being
satisfied with their man, I want you to know there
is a reward for these guys as well. So you know,
(16:05):
if you welcome them in and they don't behave you
can always threaten to turn them in for the reward. Well,
that's great. Absolutely, they wouldn't hurt you.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
If there's any eligible bachelorettes in South Louisiana. There are
some single men on the loose right now from the
local New Orleans jail there. But all that being said,
what I was gonna do is tell you about this.
Apparently in South Mississippi, there's a music festival coming up.
By the way, we've not been paid to promote this
or anything. I don't think they would want to be
associated with us. But no, no, probably not if the
(16:33):
event is called Bring the Whores to Golf Shores, a
three day bikini beach party featuring rap music, DJs and
performances by different hip hop artists.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh hip hop huh okay? Now, if they call themselves
horrors that's okay, right, it's like bad bitches. I'm trying
to get caught up with these generation, not that I
want to really calling yourself whares and saying hey, yeah,
we're all hoares. That's that's a brave or something. That's
(17:08):
what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, this is a music festival for the kind of
women who wash their panties in a gas station bathroom.
Says here to bring the horse to golf Shores, good vibes.
June thirteenth of the fifteenth We taken Ova golf Shores.
I need all my bad bitches in day bikinis and
all my rich n words with day's shirt off.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Come on out, y'all. It's gonna be lit.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Well, if it's gonna be lit, how do you miss that?
I mean, I don't gotta go absolutely sure. The problem
is I don't know any hoes bring the horse. The
women I know are generally not wares, although that really
depends on how you define horror. You know, three hundred
dollars for dinner, that's a lot of money to spend
on for Tata's.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm sorry, what did you let her order the drinks?
Didn't you?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
It's only fifty dollars. Wait, we only got two margaritas.
Why would it be fifty dollars? That's how much they cost.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, they have a way of finding the most expensive
margarita on the menu. If you're wearing that on Monday,
what are you gonna wear on casual Friday? Two post
its in a sugar packet, Walton and Johnson
A little reminder here.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The members of the Waldton and Johnson Show will be
for performing stand up comedy this Thursday night in Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Not all of the members, but yeah some a good fortune,
yeah a good percentage.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, fairly at least half. So it'll be fun. We
want you to come hang out with us. That's gonna
be this Thursday night in Jackson, Friday in Mandeville, Saturday
and Metorie. But Mandaville is almost sold out, so there's
still seats for Metaie and Jackson.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Mandevell is almost a capacity. Well, they probably remember the
last time you were through that neck of the woods
and they said, well, we got to get in on that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. If you
want tickets, go to jessesfunny dot com. You'll also find
a link at the top of my ex account. I'm
Kenny Webster. You'll find me on Twitter. Are you Kenny Webster?
I know you, Yeah, Billy Ed. I appreciate you volunteering
to drive us to the Hey. You know that's what
I do.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I thought that was cool of you to do that. Well,
remember I said I'd drive you, you know, unless the
old lady you know needs me for anything? Okay, yeah,
it turns out what well, you know, she she's got
some honeydews, she needs a done.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We could knock that out and still drive us to
the comedy shows like.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
She needs some done on Thursday afternoon. Though. This it's weird,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's a big one of those big r v's has
taken us there, and I you know, when you back
it up, it makes that noise.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh it beeps beep, beep beep.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And I kind of figured, Billy, had you'd be the
only guy in our crew that could operate a vehicle
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That is true. You know, you guys need me. You
need a real man around.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I guess either that if you don't drive it, we're
gonna have to have a woman do it. Oh boy,
yeah I know. Yeah, Jesse's Jesse's merch girl.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Might have to. Oh well, she's hot, she very is
very attractive. We'll split the driving the duties. How about that?
Is that all right? Yeah? That's mighty generous you Billy. Well,
you guys weren't lying, uh the comments about Biden? It
is a suppose said cancer just suddenly jumped up out
of nowhere. Sure, really not very nice people. This one
(02:08):
guy says, I hope it's slow and agonizing. Oh that's
that's not that's.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, I will be it's pancreatis. It's one of the
slowest moving cancers. Prost I'm sorry, prostate.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, the uh Biden's urologist. This this is I believe
it's his doctor or it's a doctor. Let me let
me make sure. Okay, a urologist is not buying Biden's story. Okay,
so probably not his doctor. Now, Doctor Schustermann says, no way.
(02:43):
Biden and his doctors didn't know about prostate cancer much
earlier than this. This is the doctor doubting him, because
we are all supposed to go, oh, oh no, what
a shame, what a great guy. Instantly, the the pity
for a person that announces cancer, Oh what a great guy. Well,
(03:05):
whatever he did in the past, I'm sure you mean it,
and we let him off the hook, right, That's that's
what you're supposed to do. But the urologist says, they've
known for a while. Joe himself, Joe Biden himself said
he had cancer three years ago? Did he not? He did?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
This would have been in July of twenty twenty two,
he was giving a speech and he started just riffing
and guess what the.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
First frost you know what was happening. You had to
put on the windshield wipers to get literally the oorslick
off the window. That's why I have so damn any
other people I grew up have cancer.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That's why I and so many others I grew up
with half cancer.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And when he made that comment, a lot of people
thought it was odd, but we just kind of wrote
it off as he misspoke at the time, because well.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Obviously he knew something he wasn't telling us. Then it's
also a little ironic. I think, never sure about I
or any one way or the other. But sure isn't
he also the man who told us that if he
was elected president, he would cure cancer.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, he did actually say that. Now, this SoundBite I'm
about to play is from now twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Maybe he realizes he wasn't actually elected president, so he
didn't bother, but it seems like he kind of thought
he was.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Listen to this soundbit he made while he was out
on the road campaigning. This is still the Democrat primaries
pre covid by the way.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I promise you, if I'm elected president, you're going to
see the single most important thing that changes in Americas.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
We're going to cure cancer.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All right, Stop for just a minute and think about
what an insane thing that is to say on the
campaign trail. Imagine going, we look, we buried a little
girl last summer who died of brain cancer, a good
friend of this radio show. Tiny little casket. The room
was filled with dozens and dozens and dozens of the
saddest people I've ever seen in my life. You are
(04:58):
never the same again. Do you see a tiny little
girl's purple princess casket? Now, imagine telling the parents if
you elect me, yeah, I'm gonna cure that. I'm gonna
cure that cancer for you. There. I don't know if
you believe in redemption, awful or karma. I don't know
if you believe in the wrath of God that God
punishes those who behave the worst.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But that's a pretty terrible thing to tell people. That
was pretty bad deal. Well, if I'm elected, I'll do it,
but not not otherwise.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Imagine someone out there was desperately clinging to life or
has a loved one that isn't and hearing Joe Biden
say that and believing it and voting for the guy
because you thought, Wow, I don't want to lose Aunt
Maybell or you know, a little billy or whoever it
may be.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That is a terrible thing to say. Now that you
think back over Biden's career over the last dozen years
or so, doesn't it seem like they're always playing the
sympathy card. Remember the dead son. Sure, Oh, he used
the dead son when he needed to, and a lot
bo oh my great son. Oh my house burned down.
Remember a house burn No it didn't. They told a
(06:05):
lot of stories. A lot of people just believe he
already had to cancer. This is something they just held
back or it's just to cover up. But it is
getting sympathy for. Well, some of the things, like they
were going to investigate this whole thing with the auto pin.
Maybe a lot of his stuff he did was illegitimate.
(06:27):
They're gonna put that on a whole for the one. Now,
you don't investigate a guy with horrible cancer like that,
that's just rude. Well you might have to.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't know why you really shouldn't, but we don't
have a lot of time left to investigate because he's
going to be gone soon.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Maybe we ought to figure out how the hell doctor
Jill missed this. Okay, come on, doctor Jill, come on.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So Don Junior made a joke about that on social media,
and you know, essentially just saying, hey, this woman is
a doctor.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
How did she not know?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And someone replied to it and tried to make some
point that here we go, doctor Allison Wilts. No, this
wasn't it. Sorry, that's the wrong tweet. Someone replied to
the tweet and said, he's she's a PhD, you moron.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's like, no, she's not a PhD. She's an ed D.
And if the guy joking about it is a moron,
what does that make all the ladies on the view
who were serious about her becoming first doctor or whatever
they call that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, speak in general, speaking of lady, Yeah, surgeon general
is that's all? Speaking of women. There is a fantastic
opportunity right now for women in South Louisiana, Oh to
find an eligible bachelor. A guys who work out, ambitious men,
men who are seeking a better life. They're single, Apparently
(07:48):
they're very muscular, they exercise regularly.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Really yeah, what has happened here?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, Well, apparently over the weekend, right after we got
off the air, right around the time we were getting
off the air, news broke that there were all these
inmates who had escaped, and these guys are available, ladies,
if you can find them. The problem is you're not
the only one looking for them. Well, yeah, and there
was ten. Now I think they're down to seven. They
(08:15):
busted three of them. These seven guys might be out
of the country by now, but let's face it, in Louisiana,
given the way you know, government officials are there, it's
a very good likelihood they're just hanging out on Bourbon
Street enjoying a hand grenade right now. That's very true.
That's a cocktail, by the way, that's a cocktail. No
freak out, Yeah, no, I would imagine.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They got they got Moody, they got Miles. Yeah, and
they got Uhud Keenan that's his first name. They got
Robert Kendall and de Keenan already wrapped up there. They're
back in custody, but seven of the ten still on
the loose.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's not the first time there's been a prison a
jail breakout inmates escaping and South Louisiana and in fact,
what's the guy's name, Daquenan? I gotta think if your
name is de Quenan kind of like if your name
is Ron Trellon, what.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Chance do you really have?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Good? Good point, Mom, You didn't do your son any
favors by giving them a name that people are just
gonna breeze past when they're looking at job resumes. Give
your kid a name people will call Backdquavius. Yeah, look,
I don't get to decide. I don't think it's fair,
you know, but it's true. If your name's Ron Trelon
or Dashievious or Lakshas, no one's ever gonna call you
(09:36):
could fill out all the job applications at the jack
of the box you want. They're not gonna call you
back unless they're really desperate. But the good news is
they might be desperate.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Do you think all seven of the rest the escape
easy that you think they all stuck together like a team,
you know, because they're very helpful and friendly looking in general,
they're very much like the mayor of chic I Go
described right, very friendly and helpful.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Sure, yeah, they're all members of that same community that
Brandon Johnson told us are the most generous people on earth.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They're probably out right now helping old ladies with their
groceries and they are. Yeah, they're probably raking leaves and
picking up garbage because I get the impression they want
to repay their debt to society and ladies. I gotta
tell you, these could be the many of your dreams.
You just got to find them before the law enforcement
officials do.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh girls, I will not see you Monday. Walton and
Johnson Radio network.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Is tried to blow up a fertility clinic and he's
a liberal.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Never mind on a news story. Oh yeah, that's not
news matter. In fact, being a liberal should get you
off the hook for anything you do, anything you any
way you act out, because let's face it, it's Trump's fault
that you're doing the things you're doing.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Sarah Silverman, that comedian lady. Sure, she's a stand up
comedian who hates Jesus or so. Yeah. She said that
she feels bad about us in like racial slurs or
ipiitets and doing blackface, and she got dressed up in
she feels bad about that. She said, I didn't feel
bad at the time because I'm a liberal. M that's
(11:13):
just like they're going, excuse now. I think everybody has
got the email. All the liberals can just go. But
I'm a liberal, so you know it's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Never mind, Well, in this case, a person responsible certainly
was a liberal, but I don't think it is anymore
because you can't be a liberal if you're dead.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's sweet.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
California IVF clinic bombing suspect called for a war against
pro lifers, had anti natalist world views. The term anti
natalism is not used enough. Okay, it should be that
that term should be thrown out to the point where
you you can't you hear it so often it loses
its meaning, like when they call us racist.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Mm hmm, yeah, they do a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Note tech, people on the if you have a baby,
if you have a family, people on the phone left
hate you. They think that you're toxic and you're destroying
the planet. And if you don't believe me, and look
what just happened here. This IVY A clinic bombing suspect
called for a war against pro lifers.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
So if he's he's fighting a war against people who
are for life, this guy is against life.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Sure, so it's probably good that he's dead. Didn't right,
I mean it's sad when anybody dies. Not if he's
for death. We no, I mean he's against life. So
he's four dead and now he's dead. So sounds like
they gave him exactly what he needed. Yeah, no resistance
here on your comment. But I'm being passed a note
by our lawyer who wants us to remind the audience
(12:39):
that we are against murdering people.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
We'll tell that lawyer. I got a lawyer too, and
he says stuff different.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This is your lawyer, Billy, This is the lawyer. That's
like when Michael Scott thought he needed his own lawyer
to yeah, to get his own but the lawyer that
dunder Mifflin got him was for him. Actually no, this
our position is don't kill or herd or name. But
in this case, you don't have to be sad about this.
This guy was a bad guy, blow himself up.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
How did he get dead?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, Well, you know the question becomes was he was
it a suicide or was he just dumb?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I think he might have just been bad at this
blowing stuff up job.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Certainly seems that way. But this anti human worldview against
Christian conservative conservatives is very much expected from far left activists.
They want to root against American prosperity. They want less babies,
less humans, less families. That's liberalism in modern day society.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
For you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It's not just about you know, being accepting to other cultures.
In fact, it's not that at all.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So if you're a liberal and you go around with
your pregnant belly showing, or you know, your your newborn
infant and you're dragging him around and a stroller or
one of them little papoose backpacks or something, shouldn't you
just be ashamed of yourself? Yes, parading around your child
like that? Liberals just that would sicken other liberals well
(14:09):
further act their pregnant belly.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You there is a birth rate issue right now. We
don't have enough humans being born in America.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know what that was the plane that part of
the percification of America. Man bones, things like that. Yeah,
low testosterone. That's the kind of thing that they've been
weaving into the American fabric for years.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Well, there's one man who thinks he may have an
explanation for why this is happening. Here's a philosopher of sorts,
a person who hangs out with world leaders, travels the
globe being interviewed by fascinating people, and that man is
kid Rock. Kid Rock is blaming the is blaming the
low US birth rate on ugly liberal women. He says,
(14:56):
the reason why there aren't enough babies right now?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Good point. These chicks.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
They don't hit the gym, they don't shave their pets,
they dress ugly, they look like they make no attempt
at all to be feminine, So why would anyone want
to procreate with them?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's the other half of the pussification of America. If
they can't pussify all of the men, make the women
so undesirable, it won't matter.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sure, yep a point here, He's got a point. Yeah,
I don't disagree with him. Ladies, you know, just saying
you care about humanity, put on some makeup, do some
squat thrusts.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Wouldn't hurt to doll yourself up a little bit, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, these ladies in South Mississippi, they seem to agree
with us. They agree that there is not enough procreating
going on.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Which ladies are these well, I was just looking here
is the ladies that are going to go after the
escaped New Orleans convicts? Probably yeah. But if the ladies
that go after the escaped convicts end up not being
satisfied with their man, I want you to know there
is a reward for these guys as well. So you know,
(16:05):
if you welcome them in and they don't behave you
can always threaten to turn them in for the reward. Well,
that's great. Absolutely, they wouldn't hurt you.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
If there's any eligible bachelorettes in South Louisiana. There are
some single men on the loose right now from the
local New Orleans jail there. But all that being said,
what I was gonna do is tell you about this.
Apparently in South Mississippi, there's a music festival coming up.
By the way, we've not been paid to promote this
or anything. I don't think they would want to be
associated with us. But no, no, probably not if the
(16:33):
event is called Bring the Whores to Golf Shores, a
three day bikini beach party featuring rap music, DJs and
performances by different hip hop artists.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh hip hop huh okay? Now, if they call themselves
horrors that's okay, right, it's like bad bitches. I'm trying
to get caught up with these generation, not that I
want to really calling yourself whares and saying hey, yeah,
we're all hoares. That's that's a brave or something. That's
(17:08):
what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, this is a music festival for the kind of
women who wash their panties in a gas station bathroom.
Says here to bring the horse to golf Shores, good vibes.
June thirteenth of the fifteenth We taken Ova golf Shores.
I need all my bad bitches in day bikinis and
all my rich n words with day's shirt off.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Come on out, y'all. It's gonna be lit.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Well, if it's gonna be lit, how do you miss that?
I mean, I don't gotta go absolutely sure. The problem
is I don't know any hoes bring the horse. The
women I know are generally not wares, although that really
depends on how you define horror. You know, three hundred
dollars for dinner, that's a lot of money to spend
on for Tata's.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm sorry, what did you let her order the drinks?
Didn't you?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
It's only fifty dollars. Wait, we only got two margaritas.
Why would it be fifty dollars? That's how much they cost.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, they have a way of finding the most expensive
margarita on the menu. If you're wearing that on Monday,
what are you gonna wear on casual Friday? Two post
its in a sugar packet, Walton and Johnson
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