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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're mumbling. You're mumbling over the music.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Somebody wants to know if you've clicked on this little
lad here where you can meet Ukrainian women ready to connect.
And I think you know what connect means.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Sounds like a scam. No, No, it's on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Have you already been there?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
But no I haven't. No, I didn't know about it.
It's right there. Look and she's not too young for you.
She looks, but she's not too old.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
She's just right.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It looks like an AI generated photo of an attractive
fifty year old woman.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You're just high and not to date, all right. Everything
you see is it's a scam.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's no good. Go home and uh.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know, just sit on the couch and watch TV.
I guess I stopped dating. I'm done with it.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I've moved on. I've found things. What did you do
last night? Spiritual enlightenment? What did you do last night?
What did I do last night? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I did something? What the hell did I do? I
made a Sam and Patty? You know, I fright in
beef town oil with a little bit of the.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
What is that you put the fish in the beef? Yeah?
Didn't the Bible say not to do that. I don't know,
but I liked it. No surf and turf. You can
do surf and turf.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And the Bible said something about milk and seafood, not
you know, beef tallow and seafood.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, but that's all first an old Testament stuff, guys,
where now it's Leviticus.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Is old news. Move.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh there's parts of the Bible now that you can ignore,
and then parts that you're still supposed to pay attention to.
I mean basically, yeah, I did not know which Can
we all just pick which part we don't like. If
you're a Christian, you can. You got to be. It's
about the race. I'm a Christian. Uh what if I
didn't disagreed with that whole?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Uh Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That shot shout not COVID dot Nabel's wife. Okay, so look,
you gets kicked that part out. I don't care for that.
No moment you get forgiveness. God doesn't want you to
send but he's also a forgiver. That's great about God.
You're going to anyway your sinners in your church. If so,
you should probably find a new church. We're all sinners.
Everyone's a sinner. It's it's they spell it out right
(02:03):
there in the Bible for you that part that you
can ignore, isn't that right? No?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I think the part you're supposed to ignore is the
part about shellfish or like growing your plants, like harvesting
crops among other crops.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
There's some stuff in the Old Testament that really doesn't
matter at all. It's it's a it's kind of a
how to for you know, you know, for idiots.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
If you want to have shrimp, just got in and
look thousands of years ago is a bad idea. Now,
it doesn't matter. We figured out mercury poisoning. We're past
that at this point. But hey, speaking of what did
you say something another man's wife?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What covid I believe is what they called it in
the Bible.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, so it sounds like Putin may have coveted Milania.
What Well already wanted to write. But Trump had a
sense of humor about it. Classy guy. Yesterday at the
White House, Rose Guard and Trump was talking about two things.
One of them was Malania's new law that says you
can't take photos of an underage girl and make deep
fake porn or that's acts they don't.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Say gay bill. No, no, no, no, which one is that?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Actually you could say gay gays, there's no doubt, but
Florida said I could.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
No, you can even in Florida. That's not what the
law said. They lied.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You can't talk to pre pubescent kids about your sex life,
which frankly I think you already shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Have been doing.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But that's somehow out of that they got. Don't say gay,
would you?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Theylways found an odd that they want to encourage you
to talk to third graders about your sex life, especially
if it's a trans.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Or gay lesbian.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
But you can't do that at work with a coworker
of adult age over eighteen, pre you know, ready to
make their own decisions. If you sat down and wanted
to talk about your sex life with one of the
sales girls here at the radio station, not appropriate. They
would frown upon that. HR has already put out a
(03:52):
video about how you ought not.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You can't give a nine year old to tattoo, but
you can encourage them to.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Get a masectomy. Yeah, it's sick anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
So yesterday in the White House, Rose Guard and Trump
was talking about that new law about deep fake porn
now being a federal crime. But he was also talking
about how he spent two hours yesterday on the phone. Now,
I know what you're thinking, What did Malana have to
say to him? No, no, it turns out he wasn't talking
to his wife.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No, you don't talk to your wife for two hours
on the phone, not if you're not in trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No. No, he was talking to Putin trying to end
this war. And well, I want to thank everybody.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
We just spent two and a half hours talking to
Vladimir Putin, and I think some progress has been made.
It's a terrible situation going on over there, five thousand
young people every single week of being killed, so hopefully,
which is something. We also spoke to the heads of
most of the European nations and we're trying to get
(04:46):
that whole thing wrapped up. What a shame that it
ever started in the first place. But I want to
thank m'laney and for your leadership in this very important issue.
It's an amazing issue.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
America is blessed to have such a.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Dedicated and compassionate first lady.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I would say she is very dedicated.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
In fact, if you look at just what I heard,
Putin just said, they respect your wife a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I said, what about me? You know they will they
like Melannia better. That wasn't good. I don't know if
that was good. I'm okay with it. Is that her
sitting over her? Yeah, that's Millennia. Yeah, she kind of
liked that. Huh.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Wow, you know she thought it was funny. Yeah, Milania Trump.
Do you ever look at how tall she is? She's
five to eleven.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Not as tall as that boy. Wow, he's six eighty.
I think, well, you know, it's funny you bring that up.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Apparently Billy had men and women do not have Jason
physical attributes. It turns out that men are often bigger
and stronger and taller.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Though, say stuff like that, you lieon sack of No,
I won't hear it. You cannot tell me there's any
physical difference between men and women. That's why they Oh
why did they ever create a man and a woman's
leagues of sports in the first place? Why do they
ever come out with sports four women versus sports four men?
(06:08):
If we've always known there's no difference at all. Yeah,
there's no difference. I think women just don't try as
hard as probably what it must be. It they quitters
because they can. Obviously, we all agree women and men
are physically the same. That's a scientific factory. So the
difference must just be that women are lazy. Yeah, that
looked like the only explanation. Hey, it's graduation, or they're
(06:29):
smarter than you guys and realize they could get you
to do all the hard work for them.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wait a second, are you suggesting that when a woman
asks me to take out the garbage, or carry her
groceries or hold the door for her, that actually she
was capable of doing it, and she's just trying to
get me to do it because she knows I was
raised to be a gentleman by my Italian Catholic mother.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No, I I know that couldn't be it, could it?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
My whole life I'm be getting exploited. This must be
how black people feel.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh no, you have two options.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
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Speaker 3 (07:11):
I actually don't care if Trump goes around the Supreme
Court and deports the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I think there's even a few legal immigrants.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I think we should deport their only quote unquote here
legally because they found some loophole. Deport them, get abou
out of here. I mean, yeah, absolutely, I'm supposed to
feel bad. I think most of Minneapolis at this point
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Speaker 1 (07:30):
The entire place, just out out everybody go. You know,
it'd be funny about that.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
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Everybody knows that, right, they have a lot of Everybody knows
that they have a congressional representative.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's how many of them there are.
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Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's the only state Reagan didn't win. Remember that.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Wouldn't it be funny if after all these years Minnesota
flipped red because the Muslim Islamic people were so conservative,
such conservative religious zealots, that they started voting for Republicans.
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that your average Muslim doesn't care for, right, it seems
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who will tell her in the podcast, You've ruined my
(12:02):
life because you're a horror on the internet and all
my friends make fun of me. She also has a
personal assistant, and in this SoundBite, she asked the personal assistant,
what's the worst part about working for me?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
A porn playing with herself while because I'm just seeing
a picture.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
She's I think she's scratching. We have the screen paused
and she's scratching herself in an inappropriate place.
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That's her joy total.
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at for your.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Least favorite part about being my personal assistant?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Like, what do you least like doing? She asked. She
wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Am I going to get in trouble?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No, you're not going to get in trouble going to
I won't fire you. I won't fire you.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Probably making your bed in the morning because it's like
there's like white stuff and stuff in your bed and
I gotta put gloves on. It just makes me a
little uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's how I fay your salary. That is how I
put your salary.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I'm sorry to go through that.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But the maid does come once a week.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I'll make your bed to her.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Don't you feel sorry for this little girl. She's this tiny,
little petit. She's a cute girl. She looks like she's
twenty or something. She's a kid, she's good and she
has a job working for this woman who she probably
looks up to and admires because she has five million
followers on Instagram? What is your job entail as personal assistant?
Make my bed? What happens in that bed? Whatever happened
last night? You have five million followers on Instagram? Why
(13:31):
don't you have two bedrooms?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Another subject matters controversial and gross. But what's worse, I
think is just watching that woman talk. Yeah, she bats
her eyes a lot. She's doing the whole, you know,
fake eyelash batting thing.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And she's what is the worst part of you know,
working for me?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And she has to repeat the question, like, when you're
working for me, what is the worst part? And she's
doing the I think, I think humanity, it's we got problems.
I will tell you that she reminds me of so
many other people.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I mean, I I meet these women, I encounter them.
I'm not looking for them. They just show up themes
you sleep with them. No, I don't. I would never,
absolutely not sleep in a bed. We're not in the
last year and a half or so, No, absolutely not, no, never.
Now that I'm what is it? What am I again?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I forget single?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Not that? What's the uh celibate?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I mean, I've still got the plumbing. It's just not
getting turned on much these days. Sure, Yeah, I'm fine.
I'll accept that I'm black Smoke the Catholic rapper my
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Speaker 1 (14:49):
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Walton and Johnson Radio Network
You're mumbling. You're mumbling over the music.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Somebody wants to know if you've clicked on this little
lad here where you can meet Ukrainian women ready to connect.
And I think you know what connect means.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Sounds like a scam. No, No, it's on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Have you already been there?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
But no I haven't. No, I didn't know about it.
It's right there. Look and she's not too young for you.
She looks, but she's not too old.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
She's just right.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It looks like an AI generated photo of an attractive
fifty year old woman.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You're just high and not to date, all right. Everything
you see is it's a scam.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's no good. Go home and uh.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You know, just sit on the couch and watch TV.
I guess I stopped dating. I'm done with it.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I've moved on. I've found things. What did you do
last night? Spiritual enlightenment? What did you do last night?
What did I do last night? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I did something? What the hell did I do? I
made a Sam and Patty? You know, I fright in
beef town oil with a little bit of the.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
What is that you put the fish in the beef? Yeah?
Didn't the Bible say not to do that. I don't know,
but I liked it. No surf and turf. You can
do surf and turf.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And the Bible said something about milk and seafood, not
you know, beef tallow and seafood.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, but that's all first an old Testament stuff, guys,
where now it's Leviticus.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Is old news. Move.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh there's parts of the Bible now that you can ignore,
and then parts that you're still supposed to pay attention to.
I mean basically, yeah, I did not know which Can
we all just pick which part we don't like. If
you're a Christian, you can. You got to be. It's
about the race. I'm a Christian. Uh what if I
didn't disagreed with that whole?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Uh Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That shot shout not COVID dot Nabel's wife. Okay, so look,
you gets kicked that part out. I don't care for that.
No moment you get forgiveness. God doesn't want you to
send but he's also a forgiver. That's great about God.
You're going to anyway your sinners in your church. If so,
you should probably find a new church. We're all sinners.
Everyone's a sinner. It's it's they spell it out right
(02:03):
there in the Bible for you that part that you
can ignore, isn't that right? No?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I think the part you're supposed to ignore is the
part about shellfish or like growing your plants, like harvesting
crops among other crops.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
There's some stuff in the Old Testament that really doesn't
matter at all. It's it's a it's kind of a
how to for you know, you know, for idiots.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
If you want to have shrimp, just got in and
look thousands of years ago is a bad idea. Now,
it doesn't matter. We figured out mercury poisoning. We're past
that at this point. But hey, speaking of what did
you say something another man's wife?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What covid I believe is what they called it in
the Bible.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, so it sounds like Putin may have coveted Milania.
What Well already wanted to write. But Trump had a
sense of humor about it. Classy guy. Yesterday at the
White House, Rose Guard and Trump was talking about two things.
One of them was Malania's new law that says you
can't take photos of an underage girl and make deep
fake porn or that's acts they don't.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Say gay bill. No, no, no, no, which one is that?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Actually you could say gay gays, there's no doubt, but
Florida said I could.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
No, you can even in Florida. That's not what the
law said. They lied.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You can't talk to pre pubescent kids about your sex life,
which frankly I think you already shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Have been doing.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
But that's somehow out of that they got. Don't say gay,
would you?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Theylways found an odd that they want to encourage you
to talk to third graders about your sex life, especially
if it's a trans.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Or gay lesbian.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
But you can't do that at work with a coworker
of adult age over eighteen, pre you know, ready to
make their own decisions. If you sat down and wanted
to talk about your sex life with one of the
sales girls here at the radio station, not appropriate. They
would frown upon that. HR has already put out a
(03:52):
video about how you ought not.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You can't give a nine year old to tattoo, but
you can encourage them to.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Get a masectomy. Yeah, it's sick anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
So yesterday in the White House, Rose Guard and Trump
was talking about that new law about deep fake porn
now being a federal crime. But he was also talking
about how he spent two hours yesterday on the phone. Now,
I know what you're thinking, What did Malana have to
say to him? No, no, it turns out he wasn't talking
to his wife.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No, you don't talk to your wife for two hours
on the phone, not if you're not in trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
No. No, he was talking to Putin trying to end
this war. And well, I want to thank everybody.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
We just spent two and a half hours talking to
Vladimir Putin, and I think some progress has been made.
It's a terrible situation going on over there, five thousand
young people every single week of being killed, so hopefully,
which is something. We also spoke to the heads of
most of the European nations and we're trying to get
(04:46):
that whole thing wrapped up. What a shame that it
ever started in the first place. But I want to
thank m'laney and for your leadership in this very important issue.
It's an amazing issue.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
America is blessed to have such a.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Dedicated and compassionate first lady.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I would say she is very dedicated.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
In fact, if you look at just what I heard,
Putin just said, they respect your wife a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I said, what about me? You know they will they
like Melannia better. That wasn't good. I don't know if
that was good. I'm okay with it. Is that her
sitting over her? Yeah, that's Millennia. Yeah, she kind of
liked that. Huh.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Wow, you know she thought it was funny. Yeah, Milania Trump.
Do you ever look at how tall she is? She's
five to eleven.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Not as tall as that boy. Wow, he's six eighty.
I think, well, you know, it's funny you bring that up.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Apparently Billy had men and women do not have Jason
physical attributes. It turns out that men are often bigger
and stronger and taller.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Though, say stuff like that, you lieon sack of No,
I won't hear it. You cannot tell me there's any
physical difference between men and women. That's why they Oh
why did they ever create a man and a woman's
leagues of sports in the first place? Why do they
ever come out with sports four women versus sports four men?
(06:08):
If we've always known there's no difference at all. Yeah,
there's no difference. I think women just don't try as
hard as probably what it must be. It they quitters
because they can. Obviously, we all agree women and men
are physically the same. That's a scientific factory. So the
difference must just be that women are lazy. Yeah, that
looked like the only explanation. Hey, it's graduation, or they're
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smarter than you guys and realize they could get you
to do all the hard work for them.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wait a second, are you suggesting that when a woman
asks me to take out the garbage, or carry her
groceries or hold the door for her, that actually she
was capable of doing it, and she's just trying to
get me to do it because she knows I was
raised to be a gentleman by my Italian Catholic mother.
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No, I I know that couldn't be it, could it?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
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how black people feel.
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I actually don't care if Trump goes around the Supreme
Court and deports the illegal immigrants.
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I think there's even a few legal immigrants.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I think we should deport their only quote unquote here
legally because they found some loophole. Deport them, get abou
out of here. I mean, yeah, absolutely, I'm supposed to
feel bad. I think most of Minneapolis at this point
needs to get deported.
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The entire place, just out out everybody go. You know,
it'd be funny about that.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Though Minneapolis has become a hotbed for somally Islamic extremism.
Everybody knows that, right, they have a lot of Everybody knows
that they have a congressional representative.
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That's how many of them there are.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
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the Republicans haven't won Minneapolis since what the seventies, or Minnesota.
They haven't won Minnesota since you know, sixty years ago
or something crazy like that.
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It's the only state Reagan didn't win. Remember that.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Wouldn't it be funny if after all these years Minnesota
flipped red because the Muslim Islamic people were so conservative,
such conservative religious zealots, that they started voting for Republicans.
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If you take a look at the individual.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Platforms that, let's say, of the politicians in general, things
that your average Muslim doesn't care for, right, it seems
like they kind of align themselves with a portion of
the conservative side of American politics.
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Trigger warning to parents. You might have a so I'm
explaining to do.
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Yeah, we're gonna play a SoundBite right now, and it's
not you're gonna know what it means, but some people
in the car might not know what it means. So
to avoid an awkward conversation, we'll let you decide right now.
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Okay, you'reful what you turn it off to, though, because
if people tune this show out and they go, well,
you know, I didn't want my kids to hear that,
So then they put on some music station, and the
lyrics and those songs are worse than anything we would
have ever said.
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Oh yeah, what you're about to hear is not going
to be as bad as the lyrics of the music
on any of the poper rap stations or a rock
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She's an OnlyFans model with five million followers on Instagram.
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Five million followers.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
But I only know her for this one reason. Because
I'm a middle aged white Republican man. I'm mostly just
on X at this point. I'm on X a lot,
and so sometimes you see clips on X from people's podcasts.
Apparently this woman has a podcast where she interviews members
of her own family, like her little brother, for example,
who will tell her in the podcast, You've ruined my
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life because you're a horror on the internet and all
my friends make fun of me. She also has a
personal assistant, and in this SoundBite, she asked the personal assistant,
what's the worst part about working for me?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
A porn playing with herself while because I'm just seeing
a picture.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
She's I think she's scratching. We have the screen paused
and she's scratching herself in an inappropriate place.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's her joy total.
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I'll share this video to the Instagram account, the Waldon
Johnson Instagram account, so people can understand what you're looking
at for your.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Least favorite part about being my personal assistant?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Like, what do you least like doing? She asked. She
wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Am I going to get in trouble?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No, you're not going to get in trouble going to
I won't fire you. I won't fire you.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Probably making your bed in the morning because it's like
there's like white stuff and stuff in your bed and
I gotta put gloves on. It just makes me a
little uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's how I fay your salary. That is how I
put your salary.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I'm sorry to go through that.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But the maid does come once a week.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I'll make your bed to her.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Don't you feel sorry for this little girl. She's this tiny,
little petit. She's a cute girl. She looks like she's
twenty or something. She's a kid, she's good and she
has a job working for this woman who she probably
looks up to and admires because she has five million
followers on Instagram? What is your job entail as personal assistant?
Make my bed? What happens in that bed? Whatever happened
last night? You have five million followers on Instagram? Why
(13:31):
don't you have two bedrooms?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Another subject matters controversial and gross. But what's worse, I
think is just watching that woman talk. Yeah, she bats
her eyes a lot. She's doing the whole, you know,
fake eyelash batting thing.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And she's what is the worst part of you know,
working for me?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And she has to repeat the question, like, when you're
working for me, what is the worst part? And she's
doing the I think, I think humanity, it's we got problems.
I will tell you that she reminds me of so
many other people.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I mean, I I meet these women, I encounter them.
I'm not looking for them. They just show up themes
you sleep with them. No, I don't. I would never,
absolutely not sleep in a bed. We're not in the
last year and a half or so, No, absolutely not, no, never.
Now that I'm what is it? What am I again?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I forget single?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Not that? What's the uh celibate?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I mean, I've still got the plumbing. It's just not
getting turned on much these days. Sure, Yeah, I'm fine.
I'll accept that I'm black Smoke the Catholic rapper my
Gunner's strong arm. Days of dating pocs are over. Now
we know why that arms so strong now it is Yeah,
from doing the Eucharist, from doing.
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The Sign of the Cross. What what did you mean
by that? Keep it above the waist? Okay, order now
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