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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mean time, are the people at CNN working on commission?
Why are they trying so hard to sell Jake Tapper's book?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Does seem like that they are really going out of
their way to ignore the fact that they all knew
what's in this book.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
They've known it for years, as we all have.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Every news anchor, it's CNN right now is wow, we've
got really cutting edge, breaking news and the only way
to get it is to use promo code Tapper at
CNN dot com or yeah, hit that thing, order the
book now and we'll let you know how Joe Biden
got his cancer and when he knew he was going
to die. You need this information. It's a shocking breaking
(00:37):
news from twenty eighteen that we just suddenly became aware
of seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
And since we've been lying to you for so many years,
you didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Know either, And now you don't know when they're well,
you just have to assume they're just lying whenever they're speaking,
aren't they pretty much?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
How they do? I guess for the fourth time I'll
ask this morning, have they no shame? No shame? No,
they really have no shame. So it's a spurts reperiod. Yeah,
the sports stuff you know, is it sponsored? Oh? Absolutely,
it's sponsored always. Who did I get Dragos today? I
wanted Dragos if I could get them, hang out?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Let me check yep, Drogo's. Okay, looks like it's Drago's.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Everybody. Yeah, I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now along with a sponsorship comes to that uh uh
uh delivered. They gona door nash some some of that
good Dragos breakfast stuff in here.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Right man?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I want some, But I don't think they could door
dash from Metterie all the way to where we are,
which is not even in the same state.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I need to go. Yeah, you need to go in.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It wouldn't be warm by the time it got here.
Trogo's Restaurants dot Com. I don't know. Maybe if you're
in the area, maybe you could do takeout. You could
do that. You could go to Drago's Restaurant dot com
and get that garlic butter sauce sent right to your house,
even if you don't live.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And they got the whole dude, the oyster charbriled oyster thing,
they got a kit everything.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
But they're all over the place.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Lake Charles Boser City, Jackson, Mississippi. I'm gonna have I'm
gonna be there this weekend. I might have to stop
by Dragos on Thursday, maybe more than once. Yeah, now
you're talking to that's how you do things.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Where do we start today?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
By by all right, let's start with the Braves losing to
the Washington Gnats. They call them the Gnats, you know, yeah, yesterday,
we can start with the Astros losing to the Rays.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
They call them.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
They don't say devil Rays anymore because that would be,
you know, just too hard for people to take.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
They're playing today at noon. That'll be fine if you
want to skip out of work.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Rangers lost also to the Yankee of all people. But yeah,
we got got a nice new twelve ten start. Don't
get there too early. It's twelve ten, all right, not
not noon? But most people would probably agree, is it.
Do you think it's the All Star Game or Memorial.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Day weekend when you're supposed to really start paying attention
to baseball?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, if you're a real fan, probably Memorial Day, okay,
But me more, I'm more like Labor Day, like the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
There you go, okay, I'm I'm a playoffs. Speaking of that.
Last night, they want to hit and set the stage.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oklahoma City just stormed all over Minnesota one fourteen eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Damn, that's a woman. So they wanted nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And then tonight Nick's and Paces start their series to
see how that go. Dallas Star is also starting up
tonight at seven o'clock and they playoffs, playoffs.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You got all that going for you? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Would you consider lying tame in a sport because they
could throw that into the sports if you wanted to know.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But we could use it, and I have real sports,
and then we'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
We want to do a softball college softball super Regionals
start you know, Friday, run through the weekend, and then
after this weekend we'll know who's going to be in
that world Series.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, I agree, that is sports. So who's playing this weekend?
What can we watch?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, there's eight different groups. There's sixteen teams, so eight series.
Who do you want to watch? We want to watch
Oklahoma or Arkansas? They got some of the best players
there are.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And is that going to be on the Oat show?
Where do I watch it? All over SEC network?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Maybe ESPN one two, ESPN, U P P and plus,
esp and etc.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
All of those? All right, I'll take a look at that.
In the meantime, if you like football, who doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Olympics, the NFL is going to assign they're going to
allow players to participate in flag football at the twenty
twenty eight Olympics, proving.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They can try out. You know, they're not restricted.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
A lot of people surprised by that because you know,
the NFL players, they don't want to get them hurt
during the Olympics and then not be able to play
the game.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
But on the other hand, it's the flipping Olympics. Man,
you got it. Don't they let basketball players do it already?
Why not? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I think there is a little bit of a difference
between the kind of physical stress you put on your
body in a basketball game versus a football game.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But two flag flag football. But to your point, much
impact there.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
They're not supposed to be, you know, taking people's heads
off by amposed to rip the flag off.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I agree, and I really hope that people that make
fun of this don't remove the owl from that word
and then try to have some fun like jokes with it.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I would be terrible. Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Anyway, In other news, I don't know if you guys
have heard, but trans people are still ruining sports.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Heard a female track athlete in California who lost first
place to a boy.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I love this girl. I don't even know who she is,
but I love the story she has.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I mean, it's exactly what you think it is. It's
a trans kid that shouldn't have been in the competition.
She post standing on the number one podium in defiance
of the rules allowing trans athletes to compete as women.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Girl won, but there was a trans dude in there,
and he actually came in ahead of her. But she
knows she's number one and the girls right percent, so
she climbed up on the number one podium.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Is a shooter?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know, it's California. You act like that, they probably
shoot you. They probably lyncha. Yeah where today's show is
dedicated to Reese Hogan. Age eighteen places age sixteen, excuse
the sixteen playing better?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Place second in the triple jump at the CIF Southern
Election Section finals on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Ever see me do that?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
They jump and then they jump again, and then they
jump a third.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Time, and somehow the third one is even bigger. I know,
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
When the time came for the photo ops, on the
winner's podium. She dutifully stood on her number two spot
as she was supposed to, but when the first and
third place winner stepped away, Hogan boldly took her place
on the number one podium and declared herself the real
winner at the event, you go. The teenager's bold move
earned the praise of women's sports advocate Riley Gaines, who
I've had lunch with a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
A lovely young woman. What'd y'all have salmon with? Keenwa?
Oh so good? Yeah, you never forget a meal like that.
You love kingwah.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah. In the meantime, you remember that guy that fell
from the uh with the wall at the Pirates game?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Remember? Oh yeah? A man has been.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Charged with a crime of supplying alcohol to the twenty
year old fan who was seriously injured when he fell
from the Pirates Clemente wall at PNC Park on April thirtieth.
The injured fan was identified as Caven Markwood, former college
football player who suffered serious injuries. And it turns out
then an adult gave him the alcohol. So now that
guy is in some.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Trouble because he was only twenty and you know you're
not in your right mind when you're a child of twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well that's what they're claiming. I know, but it's the law. Laws.
A low silly, but that's the law. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I mean, look, if you're going to give alcohol to
an underage person, first of all, don't but second of all,
make sure that loser can hold his liquor, of course,
but third of all, still don't you know?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
They're gond have fallen off of stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did you see the guy that climbed up on the
antler arch at that famous park in Jackson Hole? You know,
in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, they have that central square and
all four entrances have big, huge antler arches. They're you know,
twenty twenty five feet up in the air. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
They're tall, really big.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And a guy decided it would really impress his girlfriend
if he just climbed up on it.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Okay, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Learning about this now, but the New York Post headline
is perfect. Drunk Montana man makes a fool of himself
trying to impress woman by climbing iconic Wyoming attraction. That's
more than a headline, that's a whole story. Caught in
a horny situation. I love how they write in the post,
a drunken Montana man made a fool of himself, while
it's the same thing in the.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Head Horney because it's antlers exactly. Yeah, yeah, okay, I
want to make sure you got his point. But also,
yeah point. I like that a lot of points.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But it's also horny because apparently he was trying to
impress this young woman. The man was caught scaling Wyoming's
famous elk Antler Arch when the Jackson Police Department said
ought not, yeah, get down from there. Happened at twelve
forty a night. The man, who was not identified by
name but was from Montana, told police he had been
drinking and got the idea to try the drunken escapade
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to impress some girls he had just met.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Hey, we've all been drunk at the Antler Arch in
Jackson Hole. None of the rest of us climbed.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
In his defense, though, it's only one hundred dollars citation,
so you know, maybe we should have.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's kind of worth it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Everybody likes to stand under the Antler in the arch
and get their picture took. But now I'm guessing, you know,
for a hundred bucks, he'd get your picture taken on
top of the arch.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know, this is another example, of of course, but
of course you shouldn't climb the Antler arch. Of course
it could be dangerous. Of course you've been consuming alcohol.
But you know, for one hundred bucks, I've done stupider
things than that to impress women.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I mean, yes, you yeah, recently, this, like last night,
like this week. All I know is you're covered feces.
She's covered feces.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Pretend that I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Wolton and Johnson Radio Network made you wish he was deaf.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Huh No, No, it's cool, man, was it? When this
song came on? Some of the people around me were
taking mushrooms? Not me though, No, of course not. I
would never.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You were just passing them out right, And when.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
This guy started talking, I joke I did, yeah, I
mean I was actually.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to give you an out. No,
it's fine, Look, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's anybody od No, they're decriminalized in our community, are
they now?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It wasn't regular mushrooms. It was the what is it
the mushroom tea that they give you. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's supposed to tell me your hell like that Rise
coffee I keep seeing advertised.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Do you have a friend that drinks mud water? Do
you know what that is? I know what it is
if you get it? Okay, okay, yeah, I want to
make sure that. Yeah, they make it's a coffee alternative.
Why what were you thinking it was nothing different? Never
mind they have.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
A coffee alternative made out of mushrooms they do.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It makes me mushroom coffee. It makes me so angry
that somebody would even offer it to me.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Why you call it coffee if there's no coffee bean?
Thank you? Uh hello.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Unbelievable. It's like, what is this? Is this milk? No,
it's soy milk? You get that A lot of it's juice.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
If anything, if you crush a soy bean, it doesn't
spurt milk. It just turns into juice. That's what all
that crap is. That's not milk. But who looked at
an oat and thought that that would be really juicy?
If I smooth that they can make out juice.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know, I get around on the weekends, I travel out,
I visit people, I do get out. I spend time
on a couch once in a while, and I'll wake
up the next morning at my buddy's house and hey, hey,
my wife threw away all the coffee. But we've got
this mushroom thing that we drink. It's called mudwater. I
cannot tell you how angry it makes me that my
friend has led his wife ruin his life. Yeah, you need,
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you need to do something about that. And it's like, well,
why are you doing this while she was watching a podcast?
And no, No, drink coffee like a human being.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
What if it's like.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Makes you super healthy and you you live twice as
long if you drink mushroom coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I would rather die. I know you would.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I want You're very stubborn, very hard hitted. I want
set in your ways for a young man.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I want coffee. I don't want ingredients in it. I
just want black coffee. I want the blackest Samuel L.
Jackson coffee you've got available.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, well it's a mother drinking coffee. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Are you ready to travel? I was going to take
you on a trip if you want to go. Oh
is this does this require an intro or anything like that?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
No? No, it's just a fun animal story. Because again,
like we said, people supposedly, we've been told that they
really love a fun animal story.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Well, let's hit the road, everybody, let's go. Are we
going to hit the road? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Exactly, traveling music, Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Thank you to the lovely, beautiful city of najav in
southern Iraq, where it's really nice.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
This is not all this is the perfect time of
the year. I don't think we're gonna be able to
drive there. No, I'm just taking you through the magic radio.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh in uh, well, in that case, I think we
might be playing the wrong kind of music. Yeah, let
me get some more appropriate road trip music for that. Okay, Okay,
hang on a second, and is really oh yeah, we
got It's like we're in Iraq already. Beautiful sound you've
ever heard? No, not us, that's what That's what Obama thought.
It was the most beautiful sound he'd ever heard.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
The city of Kufa in Najaf, Iraq, where it lives.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
A man, I got it. These names are a little
tough on me. I gotta be honest with you. It's okay,
I'll help you out. Let's sound it out together.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Billy a keel a kill fuck harm careful, you're you
have to pronounce all all Dean, all Dean, Dean Dean.
Let's just call him Dean for short. That'd be easier
for me. Okay, all Dean here, Okay. Fifty year old
man and he likes to keep lions and other wild
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animal in his garden. Has been doing this for several years.
And he said he bought a new lion recently that
he was planning on. He purchased it with the intention
of raising and taming it. So it wasn't full grown,
but it wasn't a cub either. It was and it
hadn't been tamed yet, so he brought it into the fold.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
There to tame it up. Kind of.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It's the lion version of that episode of The Tiger
King when when Joe exotics tigers are getting a little
too big.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
To be cute. Yeah, sure, I remember that episode. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So he brings it in and he I guess, he
starts working with it, and then one day last week
the lion lunged at him in a surprise attack.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
It's not that surprising to me.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I kind of knew this was gonna happen when you
that's exactly what I thought Old Dean here okay, uh,
the lion looked.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I think they actually pounced, is what we learned in
the Lion King. They pounced. So this lion pounced on
Al Dean here the trainer got it, mauled him to death,
and then devoured him.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah. Again, that's kind of what I thought was going
to happen when you said he got a lion, you
didn't need to know. He got devoured, well, a majority
of his body it we move it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, the lion. Okay, that's a lion anyway, that's right, Yeah,
that's the lion music. You're getting eaten by a lion music.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He was horrifically attacked and the predator consumed most of
his body. On Thursday, okay, they did. A neighbor came
over saw him eating his next door neighbor. They saw
him eating on him, and so he said he was
he was pretty evil. He was gone already and the
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lion showing some signs of violence.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And some time had passed before this happened.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So the neighbor and I do appreciate the detail of
the reporting. Sure, the neighbor shot the lion with a
coalition to cough rifle using seven bullets. Wow, I guess
you want to make the day. I'm sure he was
dead before he went inside the garden.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, hang on a second, go to your lord. Yep,
it's dead now, all right, God, we got him. That's good.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, And that was that what they do with the
dead lion?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Thought that despite the Animal Protection Act or whatever they
came up with trying to curb this global trade in wildlife,
not the country of Iraq is a hotspot for export
of native species and the smuggling of exotic animals for
sale on the black market. All that black market. Yes,
(16:23):
it's always the black market, ain't it. Well, look, I
mean they could at least be market. What would you
call it? This one happened. It's the same reason that
guy climbed the antler arch. He said, the zookeeper was
attacked and eaten. Oh no, this was a different one, okay,
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because it happens in Iraq a lot in December.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
A zoo keeper was attacking eaten by lions because he
went into the cage to impress his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh man, this sounds like something I would do. I
can't judge. I can't judge.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I want to. I want to shame, but I cannot
watch at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
So you know he's doing he's giving his girlfriend a
behind the scenes. You know, it's like I can get
in the zoo. And he told wha, you want to
go right now? I wouldn't go right now. And they
went to zoo like nine o'clock at night, and there's
the lions all just kind of laying there and it's
been a while since they eate. He should have thought
about that. And she's like, wow, that's really cool. You
won't see me go in there. Yeah, And I'm sure
she probably like, oh no, that would be dangerous. And
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he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they know me. Yeah,
I work here. I kind of run the place. So
they watched this and he goes in and then he's gone, wow.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Just like that.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You know, I hate to point a minute out loud,
but I have a history of jumping over fences late
at night in an effort to impress a young woman.
We don't need to know why. Well, it didn't hurt me,
but it did hurt a buddy of mine. One you
landed on him.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I used to be friends with this dude named Elliott
up in Chicago years ago in our twenties, we were
both DJs and a night club together. Yeah yeah, and
late at night in the hot guy, no, a different
guy in the hot summer months, late at night after
the bar. Sometimes we'd go rendezvousing about the neighborhood. And
there was a public pool in the middle of a
neighborhood called Wicker Park, near.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
The Oh wicker Park. That's that's dangerous. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's where the Yeah, it's very white, make a movie
about it, though, white preppy liberals and Wickerman. So we'd
hop over the fence to go to this public pool.
And one time it had occurred to these young women
that they did not have swimsuits. Everybody wanted to swim naked.
And I had the foresight to leave my underwear on
as I jumped over the fence, but everyone else did not.
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You jumped over the fence after they took off their clothes,
and we jumped over the fence, got undressed, hopped into
the pool just the order you'd expect it to be in.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Okay, good.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Just want to make sure because I wouldn't hop a
fence naked, especially if they got those little barbs at
the top.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Law enforcement came and as you as you will imagine,
and it turns out that one talent I have. I
have one talent. I can run fast. It's one of
my only skills. And boy did it come in handy
that night. But it wasn't as handy for my buddy Elliott,
who unfortunately did not run quickly and was not able
to retrieve his clothing in time.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh yeah, Now.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It turns out being a tiny, little skinny white boy
at the Cook County jail who's naked, it's not a
good situation to be in.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Was this guy's name again, Elliott? Was his name Ellie?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And for some reason I just to like, I do
an impression. Yeah, of e t I don't get an
opportunity very often, so I thought I'd use it.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
The next day, I asked him, you know how to go?
Did you have fun? Did you you know what? Had
you get caught? And he said, weirdly enough, if you
go swimming in that pool in that scenario, at the
context of that situation, the next morning when you wake up,
your butthole will really hurt.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
What's up with that?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I know?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
And why do you hate America? Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Mean time, are the people at CNN working on commission?
Why are they trying so hard to sell Jake Tapper's book?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Does seem like that they are really going out of
their way to ignore the fact that they all knew
what's in this book.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
They've known it for years, as we all have.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Every news anchor, it's CNN right now is wow, we've
got really cutting edge, breaking news and the only way
to get it is to use promo code Tapper at
CNN dot com or yeah, hit that thing, order the
book now and we'll let you know how Joe Biden
got his cancer and when he knew he was going
to die. You need this information. It's a shocking breaking
(00:37):
news from twenty eighteen that we just suddenly became aware
of seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
And since we've been lying to you for so many years,
you didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Know either, And now you don't know when they're well,
you just have to assume they're just lying whenever they're speaking,
aren't they pretty much?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
How they do? I guess for the fourth time I'll
ask this morning, have they no shame? No shame? No,
they really have no shame. So it's a spurts reperiod. Yeah,
the sports stuff you know, is it sponsored? Oh? Absolutely,
it's sponsored always. Who did I get Dragos today? I
wanted Dragos if I could get them, hang out?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Let me check yep, Drogo's. Okay, looks like it's Drago's.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Everybody. Yeah, I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now along with a sponsorship comes to that uh uh
uh delivered. They gona door nash some some of that
good Dragos breakfast stuff in here.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Right man?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I want some, But I don't think they could door
dash from Metterie all the way to where we are,
which is not even in the same state.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I need to go. Yeah, you need to go in.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It wouldn't be warm by the time it got here.
Trogo's Restaurants dot Com. I don't know. Maybe if you're
in the area, maybe you could do takeout. You could
do that. You could go to Drago's Restaurant dot com
and get that garlic butter sauce sent right to your house,
even if you don't live.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And they got the whole dude, the oyster charbriled oyster thing,
they got a kit everything.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
But they're all over the place.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Lake Charles Boser City, Jackson, Mississippi. I'm gonna have I'm
gonna be there this weekend. I might have to stop
by Dragos on Thursday, maybe more than once. Yeah, now
you're talking to that's how you do things.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Where do we start today?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
By by all right, let's start with the Braves losing to
the Washington Gnats. They call them the Gnats, you know, yeah, yesterday,
we can start with the Astros losing to the Rays.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
They call them.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
They don't say devil Rays anymore because that would be,
you know, just too hard for people to take.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
They're playing today at noon. That'll be fine if you
want to skip out of work.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Rangers lost also to the Yankee of all people. But yeah,
we got got a nice new twelve ten start. Don't
get there too early. It's twelve ten, all right, not
not noon? But most people would probably agree, is it.
Do you think it's the All Star Game or Memorial.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Day weekend when you're supposed to really start paying attention
to baseball?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, if you're a real fan, probably Memorial Day, okay,
But me more, I'm more like Labor Day, like the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
There you go, okay, I'm I'm a playoffs. Speaking of that.
Last night, they want to hit and set the stage.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oklahoma City just stormed all over Minnesota one fourteen eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Damn, that's a woman. So they wanted nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And then tonight Nick's and Paces start their series to
see how that go. Dallas Star is also starting up
tonight at seven o'clock and they playoffs, playoffs.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You got all that going for you? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Would you consider lying tame in a sport because they
could throw that into the sports if you wanted to know.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
But we could use it, and I have real sports,
and then we'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
We want to do a softball college softball super Regionals
start you know, Friday, run through the weekend, and then
after this weekend we'll know who's going to be in
that world Series.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, I agree, that is sports. So who's playing this weekend?
What can we watch?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, there's eight different groups. There's sixteen teams, so eight series.
Who do you want to watch? We want to watch
Oklahoma or Arkansas? They got some of the best players
there are.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And is that going to be on the Oat show?
Where do I watch it? All over SEC network?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Maybe ESPN one two, ESPN, U P P and plus,
esp and etc.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
All of those? All right, I'll take a look at that.
In the meantime, if you like football, who doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Olympics, the NFL is going to assign they're going to
allow players to participate in flag football at the twenty
twenty eight Olympics, proving.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They can try out. You know, they're not restricted.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
A lot of people surprised by that because you know,
the NFL players, they don't want to get them hurt
during the Olympics and then not be able to play
the game.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
But on the other hand, it's the flipping Olympics. Man,
you got it. Don't they let basketball players do it already?
Why not? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I think there is a little bit of a difference
between the kind of physical stress you put on your
body in a basketball game versus a football game.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But two flag flag football. But to your point, much
impact there.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
They're not supposed to be, you know, taking people's heads
off by amposed to rip the flag off.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I agree, and I really hope that people that make
fun of this don't remove the owl from that word
and then try to have some fun like jokes with it.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I would be terrible. Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Anyway, In other news, I don't know if you guys
have heard, but trans people are still ruining sports.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Heard a female track athlete in California who lost first
place to a boy.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I love this girl. I don't even know who she is,
but I love the story she has.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I mean, it's exactly what you think it is. It's
a trans kid that shouldn't have been in the competition.
She post standing on the number one podium in defiance
of the rules allowing trans athletes to compete as women.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Girl won, but there was a trans dude in there,
and he actually came in ahead of her. But she
knows she's number one and the girls right percent, so
she climbed up on the number one podium.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Is a shooter?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know, it's California. You act like that, they probably
shoot you. They probably lyncha. Yeah where today's show is
dedicated to Reese Hogan. Age eighteen places age sixteen, excuse
the sixteen playing better?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Place second in the triple jump at the CIF Southern
Election Section finals on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Ever see me do that?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
They jump and then they jump again, and then they
jump a third.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Time, and somehow the third one is even bigger. I know,
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
When the time came for the photo ops, on the
winner's podium. She dutifully stood on her number two spot
as she was supposed to, but when the first and
third place winner stepped away, Hogan boldly took her place
on the number one podium and declared herself the real
winner at the event, you go. The teenager's bold move
earned the praise of women's sports advocate Riley Gaines, who
I've had lunch with a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
A lovely young woman. What'd y'all have salmon with? Keenwa?
Oh so good? Yeah, you never forget a meal like that.
You love kingwah.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah. In the meantime, you remember that guy that fell
from the uh with the wall at the Pirates game?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Remember? Oh yeah? A man has been.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Charged with a crime of supplying alcohol to the twenty
year old fan who was seriously injured when he fell
from the Pirates Clemente wall at PNC Park on April thirtieth.
The injured fan was identified as Caven Markwood, former college
football player who suffered serious injuries. And it turns out
then an adult gave him the alcohol. So now that
guy is in some.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Trouble because he was only twenty and you know you're
not in your right mind when you're a child of twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well that's what they're claiming. I know, but it's the law. Laws.
A low silly, but that's the law. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I mean, look, if you're going to give alcohol to
an underage person, first of all, don't but second of all,
make sure that loser can hold his liquor, of course,
but third of all, still don't you know?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
They're gond have fallen off of stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did you see the guy that climbed up on the
antler arch at that famous park in Jackson Hole? You know,
in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, they have that central square and
all four entrances have big, huge antler arches. They're you know,
twenty twenty five feet up in the air. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
They're tall, really big.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
And a guy decided it would really impress his girlfriend
if he just climbed up on it.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Okay, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Learning about this now, but the New York Post headline
is perfect. Drunk Montana man makes a fool of himself
trying to impress woman by climbing iconic Wyoming attraction. That's
more than a headline, that's a whole story. Caught in
a horny situation. I love how they write in the post,
a drunken Montana man made a fool of himself, while
it's the same thing in the.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Head Horney because it's antlers exactly. Yeah, yeah, okay, I
want to make sure you got his point. But also,
yeah point. I like that a lot of points.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But it's also horny because apparently he was trying to
impress this young woman. The man was caught scaling Wyoming's
famous elk Antler Arch when the Jackson Police Department said
ought not, yeah, get down from there. Happened at twelve
forty a night. The man, who was not identified by
name but was from Montana, told police he had been
drinking and got the idea to try the drunken escapade
(08:45):
to impress some girls he had just met.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Hey, we've all been drunk at the Antler Arch in
Jackson Hole. None of the rest of us climbed.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
In his defense, though, it's only one hundred dollars citation,
so you know, maybe we should have.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's kind of worth it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Everybody likes to stand under the Antler in the arch
and get their picture took. But now I'm guessing, you know,
for a hundred bucks, he'd get your picture taken on
top of the arch.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know, this is another example, of of course, but
of course you shouldn't climb the Antler arch. Of course
it could be dangerous. Of course you've been consuming alcohol.
But you know, for one hundred bucks, I've done stupider
things than that to impress women.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I mean, yes, you yeah, recently, this, like last night,
like this week. All I know is you're covered feces.
She's covered feces.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Pretend that I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Wolton and Johnson Radio Network made you wish he was deaf.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Huh No, No, it's cool, man, was it? When this
song came on? Some of the people around me were
taking mushrooms? Not me though, No, of course not. I
would never.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You were just passing them out right, And when.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
This guy started talking, I joke I did, yeah, I
mean I was actually.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to give you an out. No,
it's fine, Look, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's anybody od No, they're decriminalized in our community, are
they now?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It wasn't regular mushrooms. It was the what is it
the mushroom tea that they give you. Oh yeah, yeah,
that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's supposed to tell me your hell like that Rise
coffee I keep seeing advertised.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Do you have a friend that drinks mud water? Do
you know what that is? I know what it is
if you get it? Okay, okay, yeah, I want to
make sure that. Yeah, they make it's a coffee alternative.
Why what were you thinking it was nothing different? Never
mind they have.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
A coffee alternative made out of mushrooms they do.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It makes me mushroom coffee. It makes me so angry
that somebody would even offer it to me.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Why you call it coffee if there's no coffee bean?
Thank you? Uh hello.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Unbelievable. It's like, what is this? Is this milk? No,
it's soy milk? You get that A lot of it's juice.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
If anything, if you crush a soy bean, it doesn't
spurt milk. It just turns into juice. That's what all
that crap is. That's not milk. But who looked at
an oat and thought that that would be really juicy?
If I smooth that they can make out juice.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know, I get around on the weekends, I travel out,
I visit people, I do get out. I spend time
on a couch once in a while, and I'll wake
up the next morning at my buddy's house and hey, hey,
my wife threw away all the coffee. But we've got
this mushroom thing that we drink. It's called mudwater. I
cannot tell you how angry it makes me that my
friend has led his wife ruin his life. Yeah, you need,
(11:25):
you need to do something about that. And it's like, well,
why are you doing this while she was watching a podcast?
And no, No, drink coffee like a human being.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
What if it's like.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Makes you super healthy and you you live twice as
long if you drink mushroom coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I would rather die. I know you would.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I want You're very stubborn, very hard hitted. I want
set in your ways for a young man.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I want coffee. I don't want ingredients in it. I
just want black coffee. I want the blackest Samuel L.
Jackson coffee you've got available.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, well it's a mother drinking coffee. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Are you ready to travel? I was going to take
you on a trip if you want to go. Oh
is this does this require an intro or anything like that?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
No? No, it's just a fun animal story. Because again,
like we said, people supposedly, we've been told that they
really love a fun animal story.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Well, let's hit the road, everybody, let's go. Are we
going to hit the road? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Exactly, traveling music, Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Thank you to the lovely, beautiful city of najav in
southern Iraq, where it's really nice.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
This is not all this is the perfect time of
the year. I don't think we're gonna be able to
drive there. No, I'm just taking you through the magic radio.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Oh in uh, well, in that case, I think we
might be playing the wrong kind of music. Yeah, let
me get some more appropriate road trip music for that. Okay, Okay,
hang on a second, and is really oh yeah, we
got It's like we're in Iraq already. Beautiful sound you've
ever heard? No, not us, that's what That's what Obama thought.
It was the most beautiful sound he'd ever heard.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
The city of Kufa in Najaf, Iraq, where it lives.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
A man, I got it. These names are a little
tough on me. I gotta be honest with you. It's okay,
I'll help you out. Let's sound it out together.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Billy a keel a kill fuck harm careful, you're you
have to pronounce all all Dean, all Dean, Dean Dean.
Let's just call him Dean for short. That'd be easier
for me. Okay, all Dean here, Okay. Fifty year old
man and he likes to keep lions and other wild
(13:39):
animal in his garden. Has been doing this for several years.
And he said he bought a new lion recently that
he was planning on. He purchased it with the intention
of raising and taming it. So it wasn't full grown,
but it wasn't a cub either. It was and it
hadn't been tamed yet, so he brought it into the fold.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
There to tame it up. Kind of.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It's the lion version of that episode of The Tiger
King when when Joe exotics tigers are getting a little
too big.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
To be cute. Yeah, sure, I remember that episode. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So he brings it in and he I guess, he
starts working with it, and then one day last week
the lion lunged at him in a surprise attack.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
It's not that surprising to me.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I kind of knew this was gonna happen when you
that's exactly what I thought Old Dean here okay, uh,
the lion looked.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I think they actually pounced, is what we learned in
the Lion King. They pounced. So this lion pounced on
Al Dean here the trainer got it, mauled him to death,
and then devoured him.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah. Again, that's kind of what I thought was going
to happen when you said he got a lion, you
didn't need to know. He got devoured, well, a majority
of his body it we move it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, the lion. Okay, that's a lion anyway, that's right, Yeah,
that's the lion music. You're getting eaten by a lion music.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He was horrifically attacked and the predator consumed most of
his body. On Thursday, okay, they did. A neighbor came
over saw him eating his next door neighbor. They saw
him eating on him, and so he said he was
he was pretty evil. He was gone already and the
(15:25):
lion showing some signs of violence.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And some time had passed before this happened.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So the neighbor and I do appreciate the detail of
the reporting. Sure, the neighbor shot the lion with a
coalition to cough rifle using seven bullets. Wow, I guess
you want to make the day. I'm sure he was
dead before he went inside the garden.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, hang on a second, go to your lord. Yep,
it's dead now, all right, God, we got him. That's good.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, And that was that what they do with the
dead lion?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Thought that despite the Animal Protection Act or whatever they
came up with trying to curb this global trade in wildlife,
not the country of Iraq is a hotspot for export
of native species and the smuggling of exotic animals for
sale on the black market. All that black market. Yes,
(16:23):
it's always the black market, ain't it. Well, look, I
mean they could at least be market. What would you
call it? This one happened. It's the same reason that
guy climbed the antler arch. He said, the zookeeper was
attacked and eaten. Oh no, this was a different one, okay,
(16:43):
because it happens in Iraq a lot in December.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
A zoo keeper was attacking eaten by lions because he
went into the cage to impress his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh man, this sounds like something I would do. I
can't judge. I can't judge.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I want to. I want to shame, but I cannot
watch at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
So you know he's doing he's giving his girlfriend a
behind the scenes. You know, it's like I can get
in the zoo. And he told wha, you want to
go right now? I wouldn't go right now. And they
went to zoo like nine o'clock at night, and there's
the lions all just kind of laying there and it's
been a while since they eate. He should have thought
about that. And she's like, wow, that's really cool. You
won't see me go in there. Yeah, And I'm sure
she probably like, oh no, that would be dangerous. And
(17:24):
he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they know me. Yeah,
I work here. I kind of run the place. So
they watched this and he goes in and then he's gone, wow.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Just like that.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You know, I hate to point a minute out loud,
but I have a history of jumping over fences late
at night in an effort to impress a young woman.
We don't need to know why. Well, it didn't hurt me,
but it did hurt a buddy of mine. One you
landed on him.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I used to be friends with this dude named Elliott
up in Chicago years ago in our twenties, we were
both DJs and a night club together. Yeah yeah, and
late at night in the hot guy, no, a different
guy in the hot summer months, late at night after
the bar. Sometimes we'd go rendezvousing about the neighborhood. And
there was a public pool in the middle of a
neighborhood called Wicker Park, near.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
The Oh wicker Park. That's that's dangerous. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
It's where the Yeah, it's very white, make a movie
about it, though, white preppy liberals and Wickerman. So we'd
hop over the fence to go to this public pool.
And one time it had occurred to these young women
that they did not have swimsuits. Everybody wanted to swim naked.
And I had the foresight to leave my underwear on
as I jumped over the fence, but everyone else did not.
(18:31):
You jumped over the fence after they took off their clothes,
and we jumped over the fence, got undressed, hopped into
the pool just the order you'd expect it to be in.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Okay, good.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Just want to make sure because I wouldn't hop a
fence naked, especially if they got those little barbs at
the top.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Law enforcement came and as you as you will imagine,
and it turns out that one talent I have. I
have one talent. I can run fast. It's one of
my only skills. And boy did it come in handy
that night. But it wasn't as handy for my buddy Elliott,
who unfortunately did not run quickly and was not able
to retrieve his clothing in time.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh yeah, Now.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It turns out being a tiny, little skinny white boy
at the Cook County jail who's naked, it's not a
good situation to be in.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Was this guy's name again, Elliott? Was his name Ellie?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And for some reason I just to like, I do
an impression. Yeah, of e t I don't get an
opportunity very often, so I thought I'd use it.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
The next day, I asked him, you know how to go?
Did you have fun? Did you you know what? Had
you get caught? And he said, weirdly enough, if you
go swimming in that pool in that scenario, at the
context of that situation, the next morning when you wake up,
your butthole will really hurt.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
What's up with that?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I know?
Speaker 3 (19:37):
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