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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I don't think enough credit is given to the pickled jalapeno.
It truly is one of the best. Well, what would
you call it? Not a condiment but aside?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, an additional Yeah you're good though, You're right.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Pickled jalapeno. You could put it in an omelet, You
could put it on a sandwich. You could eat it
with brisket, you could have it with barbecue, you could
put it on a taco. Pickled jalapeno. It's not too spicy,
the perfect amount of flavor.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I love. A pickled is the goldilocks of peppers.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Man, you nailed it, mister Jeze, right, yeah, that is
absolutely correct.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We need more pickled jalapenos in our life. There's something
about the pickled jalapeno. I want more of that and
less golden dome. And well, yeah, do you want no
golden dome? I don't disagree.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Okay, go ahead, the listeners have retorted, if you will,
as you know, I am half to have people disagree
with me.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I'll go ahead and address it right now. Go ahead.
Why do they think we need to spend money on
a thing we don't need.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
See, Russia has a seven thousand mile per hour nuclear
warhead missile.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So do we and yet don't want the Golden Dome. Okay,
So I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You think if they launch nuclear warheads at us, we're
gonna be safer if we blow up the nuclear missile
while it's in the sky above our heads.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Rather than having it land on you. Okay, we have
nuclear missiles, we could launch one at them. That doesn't
make you safe. Have you just makes them unsafe? Have
you not seen wargames with Matthew Broderick? Would you like
to play a game? Thank you, Billy?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, oh you knew it was me, they know, just
thought you'd think it was the computer.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Send them a copy of the movie, send them a
link to the MP four or whatever. They can watch
it streaming on their favorite Russian streaming service. And then
they'll learn you can't launch nuclear missiles at us.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Joe says, Call your car insurance company, Kenny, and cancel
your car insurance.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay, you're not in a wreck at this moment, are you? Oh?
Thank you, Joe. I'm happy to address this.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You don't want to prepare for the future possibility of
maybe something might happen and you get out in front
of it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, I'm glad you brought this up, Joe.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Every day in America there are sixteen forty eight car accidents.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's every single day.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Guess how many nuclear missiles are launched at America every day? Less,
guess how many regular missiles are launched le guess how
many rockets and torpedoes? And zero, zero, zero zero, sixteen
two hundred forty eight car accidents per day? Right, that's
why we need the car insurance. But zero missiles being
launched at us. Joe, I love you, buddy, but you're
wrong about this.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
We don't. You'll be glad to know.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Even though the Gulf Coast area is a primary target,
A Pat says, if it happens and I survive, sure
I will come and find you, Kenny, in the hope
that you also survived. I'll dig through a mountain of
rubble just to be able to look you in the
eye and say I told you so, Ye stupid jack ass. Okay,
(03:03):
in this scenario, in this in this hypothetical.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Pat, and hopefully that day will never come.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Pat, in this hypothetical, I will become in the post
apocalyptic America, your servant.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You can send me out. I find's worth it, right there.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Find radioactive zebra meat you can feed to your family
or whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
No problem buddy here. I don't think that's a realistic problem.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I think it's an excuse to spend a lot of
money on the military industrial complex while we scale back
spending abroad.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Uh huh. Right, But here's something I am worried about.
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Speaker 1 (04:37):
A young man, very healthy.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He was a standout football player at his Dallas High school.
Star athlete at Texas A and M.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Twenty four years old, graduated with an engineering degree from the.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
School just last year.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Played three seasons for the Aggies twenty nineteen to twenty
twenty one. Former top one hundred national recruit.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Very athletic, even recently ran out half a marathon over
the weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
About that, and then he died.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Damn they say severe heat stroke reportedly attributed to his
participation in the half marathon. Yeah, that's all it was,
because twenty four year olds are always just falling out
left and right, even if they are you know, highly
trained athletes, who I mean, people that don't do anything
all year long and then wake up one morning in
(05:25):
January run half a marathon.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
This guy was healthier than all of them. You get
what I'm saying. It's a little odd, right, Look, it's
not about me. Well must have been the heat.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's not about me, but I'll use me as an example.
I ran twelve miles on Monday. Yesterday I ran six.
I lifted waits yesterday. And I drink like a fish.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's true, he does.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I drink with his mouth. I eat like crap, and
I just couldn't help. But notice that it's hotter and
more humid where I am though hot was it where
he was?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And when? Was it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, just like last week or it says is a
half marathon over the weekend in Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It sounds like Dallas because that's where he lives, and
it was hot. But was it Houston hot?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, Dallas gets Houston hot or hotter, less humidity, that's
the difference. So it feels a little hotter in Houston.
But I mean Dallas eats a different that's all. Okay.
All I'm saying is inland. Isn't it a little weird that.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
This twenty four year old star athlete ran an amount
that I run regularly, and I'm not as healthy.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Or fatacy and you're almost twice as eight and I'm
not as good as sports. What's the only difference? I
never got it introduced to MODERNA or Pfizer. I never
altered my DNA in an effort to get less of
a cold.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Do you remember they actually told us no, no, no,
it's fine, guys. The uh you know, you get the shot,
you won't get the COVID. And then people and then
people started getting the COVID and they're like, oh, you
actually do get COVID, but you just don't get it
as bad it's Could you imagine if like the black.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Wouldn't give it to anybody else?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Okay, well you will give it to other people, but
then they'll get it just real bad.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Could you imagine if like polio work this way.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Well, you still get polio if you get the polio vaccine,
but you won't.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Get long polio and no thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
RFK Junior was on a podcast this week with Howie Mandel.
What do we know about Howie Mandel? He's a clean freak,
He's like touching stuff, germophobe.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You think he got the shot. I think he got
all the shots.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Probably an RFK Junior is having a conversation with him
about this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I apologize in advance. You're gonna hear RFK Junior's voice
right now.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I hate when that happens. But he is making some
really good points.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And when he decides to present Howie Mandel with raw
evidence of what he's talking about, well, I'm sure he
probably already could guess what happened. Hey, I don't think
there's any Evan pay attention here, Evan, Evan, i'd get
your ears prepared.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I think this. I think this clip's clean, but just
be prepared, Evan pay attention.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
They say what they're saying, out of twenty two thousand people,
there was one COVID death among the vaccinated, and there
was two COVID deaths non vaccinable twenty people. So and
that that allowed them to claim it's one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Effective effective for what You can't use the word effective.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You remember, they kept saying it's one hundred percent effect.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, they just said it really verity.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You go on the internet, you can see Tony Fauci.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
But the word effective didn't say. You won't get I
never heard you won't get COVID.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh yeah, well there's a different subject.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
In fact, I saw it tape yesterday of them, all
of Biden, Faucie, Gates, uh, you know, Burrol, all of
them saying if you take the vaccine, Rachel Madow, if
you take the vaccine, you can't get COVID, you can't
preap past COVID.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I didn't see that.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Okay, well can I play.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It for you?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, all right, it doesn't matter when Rachel, oh, now,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It starts taking his phone out to prove there wrong.
He's like, never mind, I don't want how long the
clip I believe you, you don't, It doesn't matter. You
prove your point, but I won't care about that. Bro.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
They absolutely said if you got the vaccine, you wouldn't
get COVID, and then three months later they all said no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, it just makes you get less COVID.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, And then weirdly enough, everybody that got the vaccine
got COVID, and everyone who didn't get the vaccine seemed fine,
and we're all supposed to ignore.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That like it never happened. It just happened a few
years ago. And I'm still mad about it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And I have noticed that the people in showbiz, Hollywood types,
music types, you know, the ones that are just liberal
because they think it's cool to be liberal.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I think they're dying off faster rate than they used to.
That's a shame.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
We're not norm from cheers because seventy six years old
and he was a bit dry. I mean, there could
be other factors, but you know, some guy in a
band who's thirty one years old and he didn't die
of a drug overdose, then most likely vaccine got them.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Wow, that's how people do.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Musicians, actors, athletes, all these people that were doing it
because it was the trendy thing to do, or some
of them, you know, were forced to if they.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Wanted to keep their job.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
This is kind of like the conversation we often have
about abortion and the people that are getting the abortions
and how it's actually probably going to affect the voter
demographics in the coming decades. What's that that brilliant man
once said, never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake,
right man. Yeah, And I kind of feel the same
way about the COVID vaccine. If how we manned out
wants another booster and he's out campaigning for Biden or
(10:27):
Kamala or don't Gavin.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Newsom, don't stop him. Yeah, let him do it.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I'm a fauci groupie. I'm a thrice vaccinated mask adherent.
I buy K ninety five mass viy the you know
caseload there in every pocket. I wear them everywhere except
when I sit down.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in
all the worlds, you stand alone.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network out a minute or by
the way, those same predictions from the same people that
didn't predict the thunderstorm that move through Houston last night
for about twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It's almost like in order to be a famous meteorologist,
you just have to have a handsome haircut. That's all
you got to do, pretty much, or to have a
really good profile if you're an attractive woman when you
turn to the side, Yeah, what's that about? Yeah something,
It's almost like, I know, like their body is more
important than their ability to do science.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I would say the forecasters did not have a well. Again,
the iPhone, which is probably notoriously bad at predicting whether
and have a even an ounce of a chance of rain,
and then, like Billy had said, a thunderstar lightning, thunder.
I mean it just came down for about fifteen twenty minutes,
(11:42):
and it was moving fast, but.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
It was a surprise.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Now they're telling us about what's gonna happen three, four
or five months from now, or you know, two decades
from now. They it's all the same people making these predictions.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, why is that what the reams?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I bring it up is because we're a week and
a half away from the official start of hurricane season.
We're in the preseason right now.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
So the National Hurricane Centers already spotted the first tropical
wave of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And do we have a spaghetti model.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's moved off of the coast of Africa yesterday and
moving west. Yeah, so spaghetti models immediately show it coming
right for Houston.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Dude, I now, wait a minute, it's just barely off
of the coast of Africa, and yet they want you
to believe they know right where it's going.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Really they don't. I do love a spaghetti model, though.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's fun to look at all the different things and
think about how it would affect people. I like to
imagine which political candidates that are corrupt live within the
path of the hurricane.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh yeah, that is exciting because that's how you turn
bad news into exciting good news.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Because I don't wish harm on anyone, but if, but if,
but if God.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Wants to harm, there's.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Nothing I can do about what God wants to do.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
There is a ridge of high pressure currently extending from
Florida all the way to the Houston, Texas Gulf Coast area.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That's where we are. You mean the Gulf of America.
It's the Gulf of America.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
It is influencing wind patterns according to the hurricanes.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
But the wave that just came off Africa is.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's gonna be you know, like I guess by the
time it gets here, it will be hurricane season.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
So it's just gonna take its.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Time, meander a little bit, and then show up like
day one. All right, here's what I'm concerned about. Thursday night,
I'm doing a comedy show. Oh you'll be fine Jackson, Mississippi.
It's still way out there yet, So our listeners on
Thursday night in Jackson, Mississippi at the cat Head Distillery,
they'll be okay for the eight pm show you think.
Let me just double check that. Okay, yeah, go ahead,
(13:55):
check out what the weather is going to be. Just
for the distillery there, okay, just for the cat Heead
Distiller Thursday night, eight pm, Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Tickets still available. What are we what are we seeing there?
It looks like you said eight pm. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's like it'll be about eighty degrees and the sun
will be going down about eight fifteen. Wow, that'll be
lovely weather. Yeah yeah, no hurricane No, doesn't look like
all right. Equally, they could change that any minute and
then tell you they predicted.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It all right.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
And then if I'm not mistaken, Friday night, we're going
to be at the Chafuncta Brewing Company or not in Mandeville, Louisiana. Now,
the early show sold out, but we still are doing
a nine to thirty show doors at nine pm for that. Well,
the hurricane will affect our listeners in Mandeville on Friday.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Night, maybe by the late show.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, probably, so okay, that late show is that's the
Randy Show.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh, that's the real Saucy Show. And then Saturday night
we're gonna be at Shenanigans in Metai for a six
pm show Saturday. Any chance those people will be affected
by a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
No, they'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh great, Okay, it's just just Mandeville and just late. Yeah,
there's the way it looks right now. These prediction things,
they can't be off. You know, that's just how it is.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
So so the early show will be fine on Friday,
the late show, those people could be a trouble wit.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
What if they hunkered down with us inside out?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
As long as you're a hunker you're good inside the
chafunkt a brewing company. Well that's great. Uh, you know
it's it's kind of hurtful though, that you mentioning this show.
And did you add another show in Mandeville?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
We did the early show sold out, so now we
have a late show. Well this might be good news
for Mark here in Mandeville, he says. Guys, this is
Mark here in Mandevild trying to get either passes. Sounds
like he'd like a free pass or or or tickets
to Friday's show at the Chafunta. Didn't spell it right,
(15:45):
but who does ye? Can you help a brother out?
And he wants tickets? I guess he was told that
it's sold out. But now you're telling me there's a
second show. Yeah, we just added another show. And you
know that late show it gets wild. That's my concern
is for those of you that don't want it to
be too R rated or triple x rated at the
(16:07):
late late show, At the nine pm show, Jesse and
I are likely to take our shirts off. Oh lord,
I know, I know, I know you don't want that
kind of because if your wife or your you know,
maybe your husband is kind of on the fence about
his own sexuality.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yet you may never be able to reel them back in.
It could really make things confusing in the bedroom or
out later. You know.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
It just it just depends, all right, So Mark and
everybody else in the North Shore there get the late
show tickets if you really really want to go to
the early shows sold out. There will be some drinking.
Oh and there will there will be some cursing and
some bad words. I just want to warn you ahead
of time, and partial nudity perhaps.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
The last time we were there last month, the comedy
show we did was the Right Side of Comedy with
Chad Prather. It was sort of a political comedy. This
is not that this is going to be more about
relationships and dating and sex, and.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
It's not for children, is the point? Are you sure it.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Sounds exactly like what they think the children in elementary
schools need to know. That's what they think in Florida
apparently speaking of sex and inappropriateness and all the other
things we just listed off and children. Hunter Biden, who
is the child of Joe Biden, has revealed new details
about his feud with CNN's Jake Tapper. Oh feud you say,
(17:24):
between two of the most unlikable men in America.
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