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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's the matter, bro, I don't think you're gonna like it.
Well tell me what is I mean? You want to
hear it's bad news. Maybe you'd just rather not know.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
No, No, we need to know the bad news and
the good news. They all need to come together at
the same time.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You know about them escape east from the New Orleans jail, Right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Sure, five eligible bachelors still on the streets are the
young ladies of South Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Who remain at Lord Right, got inside info now that
three of the five remaining escaped inmates work at the
Chafunkte Brewery.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Wait a seconds, that's where we're gonna be this weekend
for our stand up comedy show in Mandeville on Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
You were able to put that all together that quick?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Huh? Well, I do remember where I'm supposed to be
this weekend. You know.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I guess they heard that you were going to be
there and they wanted to get out in front of
this thing that you could be the cause of the escape.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I would hate to think that, I am. But this Thursday,
we're going to be in Jackson, Mississippi. Right, that's the
Thursday show. Now, Thursday night, we're going to be at
the Cadead Distillery in Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And a Friday in Mandeville, and then Saturday in Metay.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes, Saturday, we're gonna be at Shenanigan.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
We wee wee uh, Like, who's this wee person?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
One of the most popular upcoming comedians right now on
the in from the Gulf of America.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Jesse Payton's going to be there.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh that guy? Yeah, you tell you what I think
about Jesse Peyton real quick?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
What do you think about Jesse Payton on the He's
on the phone. I think I can hear him breathing.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I love that guy. Man, what's up guy? He's great? Jesse?
Is that you I just escaped. What's up? Guys? I
hope you know how to deal with convicts. I do.
I yeah, man, I you know what.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I just came from a state sale at the Diddy Mansion, so.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know I've got party papers for this coming weekend. Wow,
we're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I hate to ask what it is. It's probably not
something like a baby oil and merrital age.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm guessing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I was the only I was the only Caucasian there.
They played a party game called pin the tail on
the honky it's crazy fun.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And you know what I found out? None of them
had tails. Oh it was me, I got I did
he did?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
He?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Did he do it? Well? On that note, there's a
news story today, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I don't know if you've heard, but apparently in the
courtroom yesterday they revealed what federal agents discovered in the
Puff Daddy mansion. And it was pretty wild. It wasn't
just merrit ois and baby oil, was it?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No? It was it was there was a lot. Well,
tell us about it. What do you think was in there, Bubba?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, I knew it was out of control when they
asked how much baby oil he he had and they
said three palettes. And I don't know, when you buy
your lube buy the palate you have a problem.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Problem I really understand, is can you use baby oil
for that? It feels like that's not what it's for. Uh,
you know they make a product for that for that.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
When we say that, you know, well, well, Kitty, I
want to recall that I was incarcerated in the Texas
Department of Criminal Justice, so I happen to be an
expert in staid department.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Actually, never mind, let's not talk about that. Well, it's
just going to come in handy when the escape. He's
a sit on the front road.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
And then we do talk about it during couple's therapy
and Mandibal Metterie and Jackson this week.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
She'll be fun. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It is a relationship themed comedy show where two divorced
middle aged men who act like twenty two year olds
give relationship advice to married couples. Of course, you don't
have to be married or even in a relationship to attend.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That won't matter.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Singles have a good time too, and if you are single,
just know Kenny Webster works out.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's true. I left technical away. I don't know if
you've heard that. Thank you, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The Jerry saw pics of AAR fifteen rifle parts, bottles
of baby oil and lubes, seven inch.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
High heels and more pink. Kiddle me.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Toucci? Is that what that's called? They mix ketamine with ecstasy, Jesse.
You don't even do drugs. What what would be the
point of that?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
And I'm less concerned about the ketamine and more concern
that you have lube.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Next to an ar. What are you doing? Is that?
Like a weapon of mass destruction. Oh, I don't know.
Sorry was that?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I think you're okay. Actually you're still staying in the
safe c out there. Babo uh Comb's, age fifty five,
is accused of using his fame, fortune and many businesses
to run a racketeering scheme in which he controlled people
using violence and threats, forcing his victims into a drug
fueled freak off sex marathon. I uh I, you know,
(04:38):
the thought of having to have sex with p Diddy
for even a few minutes, much less several hours, is
pretty unsettling.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's a just a gross thing to think.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I had to use his megastardom and violence like pick
one dude, the one course of tactic. I think I
was an open micer, and that sounded like a Tuesday
in my backyard.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You're not take vega celebrity if you had to use
violence just to make it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, you're you're a billionaire and a rapper. Why do
you have to use violence?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Violence? You think? Yeah, Michael Jackson was never mind, that's nothing.
You know, hey, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Today is Biggie Small's's birthday And we couldn't help could
We were all pining earlier We wonder what he would
say if he knew after he died, you know, if
he was someway able to speak to us from the dead,
that his his death somehow led to all of this all.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
These years later. Jesse. It's a weird thing to think about,
isn't it. That's legacy right there.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, that's uh yeah, that's a I was a big fan.
I liked I actually liked uh notorious big when I
was in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
That was that was my favorite. That was my first CD.
My dad broke it in half. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Really, who would have thought that that gangster rap would
lead to degeneracy one day? You know, nobody thought that
those guys were just rapping about money and hose and
then somehow, decades later money.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And hose, you know what I mean? Wow? Yeah, who did?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
There are some people that speculate that puffed out he
may have killed both Tupac and Biggie, uh huh, and
that he was an FBI informant. What do you guys,
what does a room think about that? Anybody have any
thoughts on it?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, I thought you had to pick between a lover
or a fighter like this, dude sounds very violent.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So it is.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm I'm dismissing and discounting his ability to be a
good lover.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, you do, cats get to do both, so maybe
maybe rappers can.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, you have make up a good point. Jesse is
an important part of our off air crew. We we
do comedy shows with him in Houston often to help
raise money for wheelchairs for warriors. We probably raised we
don't even know how much, tens have, probably hundreds of
thousands over the past several years, and for really good
causes like wheelchairs for warriors. And so Jesse is a
good guy. But this is going to be a night
(06:47):
of degeneracy. It's going to be low brow humor. It's
gonna be jokes about genitalia and alcohol and all that.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I got a question, Jesse, is your is your merch
gal gonna be there?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes? Absolutely, we do have merchandise. Yes, and we'll get
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to work on that. Jesse.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It doesn't sound like he's as interested in the merch
as he is about the young woman that's selling the merch.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Hey, well you know what, we didn't come from a yeah,
I actually she just escaped, so h I picked her
up there. I gotta for keep labor and I got
another one straight from the Diddy Mansion. So let's have
let's turn a couple's therapy into a white person freak
off and have a good time in Jackson, Mississippi, mandivil
and Metari Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Looking forward to that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And if I'm a mistaken, people that attend this event
will probably be safe from the escaped inmates in South Louisiana,
and of course they could be in Jackson too. Thursday
in Jackson, Friday night in Mandeville, tickets still available for
the late show, and then Saturday night in Metterie.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's gonna be a ton of fun. One critical thing, Canny,
I need everybody to know that I do offer a one.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Hundred percent money back guarantee because my goal for the
show is that every guy gets some after the show,
and I do give a one one hundred percent money
back guarantee.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Never refunded anybody's money.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And fellas, I want to let you know if you
come to the show and your girl or your wife
doesn't take care of you after the show, I will
be staying at the Hampton Room two oh nine and
Jackson the Holiday Inn in Metaie and Mandibal. So come
by room two oh nine. Uh, just knock yeah, so
uh and I've never given any money back. I do
want to let you guys know that doesn't make me gay,
(08:24):
It makes me a capitalist.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So keep your pinings to yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Hey, Jesse, you're very funny. You should have a website
where people could get these tickets.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You know, Jesse is Funny. J E s s e
is Funny dot com. Jesse is Funny. Tour dates are
all on there. Jackson, Mississippi Thursday, Mandibal on Friday, Mandibal.
We sold out the first show, Kenny. We had to
add another show. Demand is so high, but we did
that to accommodate. So in the Metori on Saturday. So
(08:52):
your tickets there fifty dollars for Kenny too on the night.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah. That is some first class pandering. Boys. We love it.
You sure about that? You sure? That's why Wilton and
Johnson Radio Network. All right.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh, do you know how many emails we've gotten since
we talked about Bill Belichick's engagement to his twenty four
year old girlfriend. I mean, it's just people are fascinated
by this, whether it's the age or just the fact
that he's rich and doesn't have the slightest idea that
she mainly likes the fact that he's rich.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Although do you think he's dumb? I think he knows.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
No, he's smart. He's making a good business decision here.
He's engaged to her. She's twenty four, but they're probably
not going to get married until she's twenty five, which
means her car insurance premiums are going to go way down,
and he is going to save a ton of money.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's just smart business, bro, bro. That is legit hilarious.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
That is funny that he was sixty six when she
became legal.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh my god, so exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Some people are going, oh, that's gross, and some people going, hey,
good for you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well something you can to your point. Some things are
just a little too transparent, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I'll give you an example. Delaware. Just the Democrat governor
of Delaware, Matt Meyer, a close political ally of doctor
Jill Biden, just signed a bill into law yesterday that
legalizes assisted suicide. What state Delaware is legalizing assisted suicide.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Delaware specifically, It just popped up in the news all
of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Now I know Joe wants Joe to die and go away.
This is way too obvious, isn't it just a little
too obvious? It is so obvious. We see what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Is if Jill starts dating Matt Meyer right after Joe dies,
well does he get.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Charge of helping kill the guy?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I mean, you know, when they called it assisted suicide,
who is the assistant?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is the person being suicided in on the you know, yeah,
you'd like to think it's a thin line here between
suicide and murder. And you know, members of the California
Rights to Life Coalition are apparently pissed about this. They
even went out there and staged a protest, went all
the way to Delaware. There was a great headline in
the Babylon b this week. It said, gods shock to
(11:17):
learn that Democrats ruined California.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So how could you ruin?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I made it so beautiful mountains and yeah, it was perfect,
And then they took a lush forest the ocean. How
did you guys ruin it? It is just incredible. Elon
Musk is predicting robotaxis will be on the streets of
Austin soon. I thought they already were, don't they already
have autonomous uber or something like that. Would you get
in one?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Maybe for fun, just for a lark.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
If not, if I really like to go to the airport, No,
but to party on Sixth Street?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I trust the autonomous vehicle more than I trust the
other drivers, which is to say I wouldn't get in
the vehicle. Yeah, because the autonomous vehicle doesn't know what
a drunk driver's got to do. Whereas a human being
can look at someone and think that a game, right,
the autonomous vehicle can't look at other drivers in the
road and say, keep an eye on that one.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Watch him, Watch him, he's swerving right exactly. Look Elon's
can you know he's smarter than the average billionaire.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
His autonomous vehicles can identify when other drivers have face
tattoos and to be extra weary of them.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
He's mad at the New York Times, not the Post,
the time, that's the mean one. Sure, yeah, Elon Musk said.
The New York Times reported a story that they were
looking to hire a new CEO for Tesla, and Elon
Musk says they called the company before they ran the
(12:45):
story to verify that, and they did not verify it
with the New York Times, But the Times ran it anyway.
He's not planning on stepping down. He says he plans
to be the CEO for at least the next five years.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Wow. So why did the Times? I think it was
appropriate to run the story.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Because I guess the truth isn't as important as the.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Clicks they get.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, and it looks like they were probably all part
of that same democracy cubal that was trying to ruin
the company. They're attacking the cars, blowing them up, selling
the fire, attacking the dealerships, attacking people that own the cars,
that going after him in every way they can.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Sometimes journalists just prove to us that they are the
worst people in America. And this is a great example
of that. I'm not a journalist per se, but once
in a while I helped publish an article. This week,
we had details on a very salacious, scandalous story purportedly
involving a lawmaker with a private aircraft forcing a woman
to do something against her will. And the details were crazy, right.
(13:50):
We couldn't confirm all the details in the story, so
we chose not to publish the story.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
What that's not the American way.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Because that's what you do when you can't figure out
if something's true or false. You don't go out and
tell something if you don't know it to be true.
Because it's kind of like our founding fathers once said
that they would rather have ten guilty people go free
than have one innocent person get incriminated. And I kind
of feel the same way about news stories. I would
rather have ten news stories that might be true not
(14:21):
get published than have one story that's definitely not true
get published.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know what I mean? Why lie to people? Tell
the truth? Man?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You know, Unfortunately the people in our national news media
just don't feel that way.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
No, that's why CNN is dying.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
CNN is trying to run a story right now that's
blaming all the podcast bros out there for Trump getting elected,
completely ignoring the fact that it's actually CNN's fault Trump
got elected.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, it's all in the Jesse or gutt Field, one
of them.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Last night, they ran a clip of several of these
people talking about the fact that American voters by and
large were just too stupid to.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Keep Trump out of the White House. Yeah, and they
got the voters are just ignorant. That's what's wrong with
all of you people.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
They were trying to claim that they were misinformed by podcasters.
And you know, we have a podcast. Our podcast is
pretty good in this part of the country. It's one
of the biggest political news podcasts in the southern region
of the country.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
We're very proud of that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
We know we're not the biggest show out there, but
we're grateful to have a sizeable audience. And one of
the reasons we have that audience is we didn't lie
to people. CNN is trying to tell people simultaneously that
people like us are liars, while also telling us that
nobody knew Joe Biden had dementia.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
For five years.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, just go ahead and just swallow it all. And
it's the same hard pill to take. I think if
it weren't for Trump, if Trump didn't exist, I think
CNN would have already gone out of business completely.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's amazing. Yep.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
He's the best and worst thing that ever happened to them.
They need him and they hate him. Yeah, they hate
the fact that they need him. Yeah, exactly. It's like
you Bill with fried chicken. You know.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, but it makes you constipated, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
No, No, not if you you know do the right things.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know, what do you do? Get the T for
one your eye out?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
No good answer, Billy, I'd go to get the T
dot com. Use promo code WJ Right, John.
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Don't forget boys and girls too it every day.
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Does it mean we're going away now never to be
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Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
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Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
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Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you
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to love
What's the matter, bro, I don't think you're gonna like it.
Well tell me what is I mean? You want to
hear it's bad news. Maybe you'd just rather not know.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
No, No, we need to know the bad news and
the good news. They all need to come together at
the same time.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You know about them escape east from the New Orleans jail, Right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Sure, five eligible bachelors still on the streets are the
young ladies of South Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Who remain at Lord Right, got inside info now that
three of the five remaining escaped inmates work at the
Chafunkte Brewery.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Wait a seconds, that's where we're gonna be this weekend
for our stand up comedy show in Mandeville on Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
You were able to put that all together that quick?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Huh? Well, I do remember where I'm supposed to be
this weekend. You know.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I guess they heard that you were going to be
there and they wanted to get out in front of
this thing that you could be the cause of the escape.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I would hate to think that, I am. But this Thursday,
we're going to be in Jackson, Mississippi. Right, that's the
Thursday show. Now, Thursday night, we're going to be at
the Cadead Distillery in Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And a Friday in Mandeville, and then Saturday in Metay.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes, Saturday, we're gonna be at Shenanigan.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
We wee wee uh, Like, who's this wee person?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
One of the most popular upcoming comedians right now on
the in from the Gulf of America.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Jesse Payton's going to be there.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh that guy? Yeah, you tell you what I think
about Jesse Peyton real quick?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
What do you think about Jesse Payton on the He's
on the phone. I think I can hear him breathing.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I love that guy. Man, what's up guy? He's great? Jesse?
Is that you I just escaped. What's up? Guys? I
hope you know how to deal with convicts. I do.
I yeah, man, I you know what.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I just came from a state sale at the Diddy Mansion, so.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You know I've got party papers for this coming weekend. Wow,
we're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I hate to ask what it is. It's probably not
something like a baby oil and merrital age.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm guessing. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I was the only I was the only Caucasian there.
They played a party game called pin the tail on
the honky it's crazy fun.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And you know what I found out? None of them
had tails. Oh it was me, I got I did
he did?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
He?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Did he do it? Well? On that note, there's a
news story today, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I don't know if you've heard, but apparently in the
courtroom yesterday they revealed what federal agents discovered in the
Puff Daddy mansion. And it was pretty wild. It wasn't
just merrit ois and baby oil, was it?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No? It was it was there was a lot. Well,
tell us about it. What do you think was in there, Bubba?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, I knew it was out of control when they
asked how much baby oil he he had and they
said three palettes. And I don't know, when you buy
your lube buy the palate you have a problem.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Problem I really understand, is can you use baby oil
for that? It feels like that's not what it's for. Uh,
you know they make a product for that for that.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
When we say that, you know, well, well, Kitty, I
want to recall that I was incarcerated in the Texas
Department of Criminal Justice, so I happen to be an
expert in staid department.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Actually, never mind, let's not talk about that. Well, it's
just going to come in handy when the escape. He's
a sit on the front road.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
And then we do talk about it during couple's therapy
and Mandibal Metterie and Jackson this week.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
She'll be fun. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It is a relationship themed comedy show where two divorced
middle aged men who act like twenty two year olds
give relationship advice to married couples. Of course, you don't
have to be married or even in a relationship to attend.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That won't matter.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Singles have a good time too, and if you are single,
just know Kenny Webster works out.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's true. I left technical away. I don't know if
you've heard that. Thank you, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The Jerry saw pics of AAR fifteen rifle parts, bottles
of baby oil and lubes, seven inch.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
High heels and more pink. Kiddle me.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Toucci? Is that what that's called? They mix ketamine with ecstasy, Jesse.
You don't even do drugs. What what would be the
point of that?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
And I'm less concerned about the ketamine and more concern
that you have lube.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Next to an ar. What are you doing? Is that?
Like a weapon of mass destruction. Oh, I don't know.
Sorry was that?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I think you're okay. Actually you're still staying in the
safe c out there. Babo uh Comb's, age fifty five,
is accused of using his fame, fortune and many businesses
to run a racketeering scheme in which he controlled people
using violence and threats, forcing his victims into a drug
fueled freak off sex marathon. I uh I, you know,
(04:38):
the thought of having to have sex with p Diddy
for even a few minutes, much less several hours, is
pretty unsettling.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's a just a gross thing to think.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I had to use his megastardom and violence like pick
one dude, the one course of tactic. I think I
was an open micer, and that sounded like a Tuesday
in my backyard.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You're not take vega celebrity if you had to use
violence just to make it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, you're you're a billionaire and a rapper. Why do
you have to use violence?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Violence? You think? Yeah, Michael Jackson was never mind, that's nothing.
You know, hey, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Today is Biggie Small's's birthday And we couldn't help could
We were all pining earlier We wonder what he would
say if he knew after he died, you know, if
he was someway able to speak to us from the dead,
that his his death somehow led to all of this all.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
These years later. Jesse. It's a weird thing to think about,
isn't it. That's legacy right there.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, that's uh yeah, that's a I was a big fan.
I liked I actually liked uh notorious big when I
was in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
That was that was my favorite. That was my first CD.
My dad broke it in half. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Really, who would have thought that that gangster rap would
lead to degeneracy one day? You know, nobody thought that
those guys were just rapping about money and hose and
then somehow, decades later money.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And hose, you know what I mean? Wow? Yeah, who did?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
There are some people that speculate that puffed out he
may have killed both Tupac and Biggie, uh huh, and
that he was an FBI informant. What do you guys,
what does a room think about that? Anybody have any
thoughts on it?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, I thought you had to pick between a lover
or a fighter like this, dude sounds very violent.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So it is.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm I'm dismissing and discounting his ability to be a
good lover.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, you do, cats get to do both, so maybe
maybe rappers can.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, you have make up a good point. Jesse is
an important part of our off air crew. We we
do comedy shows with him in Houston often to help
raise money for wheelchairs for warriors. We probably raised we
don't even know how much, tens have, probably hundreds of
thousands over the past several years, and for really good
causes like wheelchairs for warriors. And so Jesse is a
good guy. But this is going to be a night
(06:47):
of degeneracy. It's going to be low brow humor. It's
gonna be jokes about genitalia and alcohol and all that.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I got a question, Jesse, is your is your merch
gal gonna be there?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes? Absolutely, we do have merchandise. Yes, and we'll get
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to work on that. Jesse.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It doesn't sound like he's as interested in the merch
as he is about the young woman that's selling the merch.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Hey, well you know what, we didn't come from a yeah,
I actually she just escaped, so h I picked her
up there. I gotta for keep labor and I got
another one straight from the Diddy Mansion. So let's have
let's turn a couple's therapy into a white person freak
off and have a good time in Jackson, Mississippi, mandivil
and Metari Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Looking forward to that.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And if I'm a mistaken, people that attend this event
will probably be safe from the escaped inmates in South Louisiana,
and of course they could be in Jackson too. Thursday
in Jackson, Friday night in Mandeville, tickets still available for
the late show, and then Saturday night in Metterie.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's gonna be a ton of fun. One critical thing, Canny,
I need everybody to know that I do offer a one.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Hundred percent money back guarantee because my goal for the
show is that every guy gets some after the show,
and I do give a one one hundred percent money
back guarantee.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Never refunded anybody's money.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And fellas, I want to let you know if you
come to the show and your girl or your wife
doesn't take care of you after the show, I will
be staying at the Hampton Room two oh nine and
Jackson the Holiday Inn in Metaie and Mandibal. So come
by room two oh nine. Uh, just knock yeah, so
uh and I've never given any money back. I do
want to let you guys know that doesn't make me gay,
(08:24):
It makes me a capitalist.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
So keep your pinings to yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Hey, Jesse, you're very funny. You should have a website
where people could get these tickets.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You know, Jesse is Funny. J E s s e
is Funny dot com. Jesse is Funny. Tour dates are
all on there. Jackson, Mississippi Thursday, Mandibal on Friday, Mandibal.
We sold out the first show, Kenny. We had to
add another show. Demand is so high, but we did
that to accommodate. So in the Metori on Saturday. So
(08:52):
your tickets there fifty dollars for Kenny too on the night.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah. That is some first class pandering. Boys. We love it.
You sure about that? You sure? That's why Wilton and
Johnson Radio Network. All right.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh, do you know how many emails we've gotten since
we talked about Bill Belichick's engagement to his twenty four
year old girlfriend. I mean, it's just people are fascinated
by this, whether it's the age or just the fact
that he's rich and doesn't have the slightest idea that
she mainly likes the fact that he's rich.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Although do you think he's dumb? I think he knows.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
No, he's smart. He's making a good business decision here.
He's engaged to her. She's twenty four, but they're probably
not going to get married until she's twenty five, which
means her car insurance premiums are going to go way down,
and he is going to save a ton of money.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's just smart business, bro, bro. That is legit hilarious.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
That is funny that he was sixty six when she
became legal.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh my god, so exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Some people are going, oh, that's gross, and some people going, hey,
good for you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well something you can to your point. Some things are
just a little too transparent, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I'll give you an example. Delaware. Just the Democrat governor
of Delaware, Matt Meyer, a close political ally of doctor
Jill Biden, just signed a bill into law yesterday that
legalizes assisted suicide. What state Delaware is legalizing assisted suicide.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Delaware specifically, It just popped up in the news all
of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Now I know Joe wants Joe to die and go away.
This is way too obvious, isn't it just a little
too obvious? It is so obvious. We see what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Is if Jill starts dating Matt Meyer right after Joe dies,
well does he get.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Charge of helping kill the guy?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I mean, you know, when they called it assisted suicide,
who is the assistant?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is the person being suicided in on the you know, yeah,
you'd like to think it's a thin line here between
suicide and murder. And you know, members of the California
Rights to Life Coalition are apparently pissed about this. They
even went out there and staged a protest, went all
the way to Delaware. There was a great headline in
the Babylon b this week. It said, gods shock to
(11:17):
learn that Democrats ruined California.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So how could you ruin?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I made it so beautiful mountains and yeah, it was perfect,
And then they took a lush forest the ocean. How
did you guys ruin it? It is just incredible. Elon
Musk is predicting robotaxis will be on the streets of
Austin soon. I thought they already were, don't they already
have autonomous uber or something like that. Would you get
in one?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Maybe for fun, just for a lark.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
If not, if I really like to go to the airport, No,
but to party on Sixth Street?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I trust the autonomous vehicle more than I trust the
other drivers, which is to say I wouldn't get in
the vehicle. Yeah, because the autonomous vehicle doesn't know what
a drunk driver's got to do. Whereas a human being
can look at someone and think that a game, right,
the autonomous vehicle can't look at other drivers in the
road and say, keep an eye on that one.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Watch him, Watch him, he's swerving right exactly. Look Elon's
can you know he's smarter than the average billionaire.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
His autonomous vehicles can identify when other drivers have face
tattoos and to be extra weary of them.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
He's mad at the New York Times, not the Post,
the time, that's the mean one. Sure, yeah, Elon Musk said.
The New York Times reported a story that they were
looking to hire a new CEO for Tesla, and Elon
Musk says they called the company before they ran the
(12:45):
story to verify that, and they did not verify it
with the New York Times, But the Times ran it anyway.
He's not planning on stepping down. He says he plans
to be the CEO for at least the next five years.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Wow. So why did the Times? I think it was
appropriate to run the story.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Because I guess the truth isn't as important as the.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Clicks they get.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, and it looks like they were probably all part
of that same democracy cubal that was trying to ruin
the company. They're attacking the cars, blowing them up, selling
the fire, attacking the dealerships, attacking people that own the cars,
that going after him in every way they can.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Sometimes journalists just prove to us that they are the
worst people in America. And this is a great example
of that. I'm not a journalist per se, but once
in a while I helped publish an article. This week,
we had details on a very salacious, scandalous story purportedly
involving a lawmaker with a private aircraft forcing a woman
to do something against her will. And the details were crazy, right.
(13:50):
We couldn't confirm all the details in the story, so
we chose not to publish the story.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
What that's not the American way.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Because that's what you do when you can't figure out
if something's true or false. You don't go out and
tell something if you don't know it to be true.
Because it's kind of like our founding fathers once said
that they would rather have ten guilty people go free
than have one innocent person get incriminated. And I kind
of feel the same way about news stories. I would
rather have ten news stories that might be true not
(14:21):
get published than have one story that's definitely not true
get published.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know what I mean? Why lie to people? Tell
the truth? Man?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You know, Unfortunately the people in our national news media
just don't feel that way.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
No, that's why CNN is dying.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
CNN is trying to run a story right now that's
blaming all the podcast bros out there for Trump getting elected,
completely ignoring the fact that it's actually CNN's fault Trump
got elected.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, it's all in the Jesse or gutt Field, one
of them.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Last night, they ran a clip of several of these
people talking about the fact that American voters by and
large were just too stupid to.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Keep Trump out of the White House. Yeah, and they
got the voters are just ignorant. That's what's wrong with
all of you people.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
They were trying to claim that they were misinformed by podcasters.
And you know, we have a podcast. Our podcast is
pretty good in this part of the country. It's one
of the biggest political news podcasts in the southern region
of the country.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
We're very proud of that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
We know we're not the biggest show out there, but
we're grateful to have a sizeable audience. And one of
the reasons we have that audience is we didn't lie
to people. CNN is trying to tell people simultaneously that
people like us are liars, while also telling us that
nobody knew Joe Biden had dementia.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
For five years.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, just go ahead and just swallow it all. And
it's the same hard pill to take. I think if
it weren't for Trump, if Trump didn't exist, I think
CNN would have already gone out of business completely.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's amazing. Yep.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
He's the best and worst thing that ever happened to them.
They need him and they hate him. Yeah, they hate
the fact that they need him. Yeah, exactly. It's like
you Bill with fried chicken. You know.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, but it makes you constipated, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
No, No, not if you you know do the right things.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know, what do you do? Get the T for
one your eye out?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
No good answer, Billy, I'd go to get the T
dot com. Use promo code WJ Right, John.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Don't forget boys and girls too it every day.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to Walton and Johnson
dot com and you can find all kinds of cool
stuff there. Our news blog links to our social media accounts.
Believe it or not, our personal lives are very boring.
If you comment on our social media pages, we might
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Speaker 1 (16:52):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
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