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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the world of Hollywood. It won't get any bigger
than this. Today, let's Sarah. After five months of back
and forth, back and forth negotiating, it looks like they
have locked down Zach Brath to come back as JD
when they do a reboot of Scrubs. Anybody celebrating or
(00:25):
are you just so taken am back by the news
that you can't even speak?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Scrubs was this show where it seemed to make sense
on paper. It was never really that popular, though, was it.
It was kind of silly. They tell a guy I
liked on it was the janitor dude. He was funny. Yeah,
he was pretty funny. That's true. Is the janitor guy
coming back? I don't see anything in here about him.
They should have him come back. He was good.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, I mean it would be cool is if he
had taken all the doctors from the hospital, held him
captive in his dungeon, and then he'd do fun stuff
to him because stupid. Wow, Zach Brath back, Baby, this
is huge. It looked like the whole thing was going
to fall apart because he was, you know, renegotiating about
(01:10):
money and also he wanted the series to film in
La and not Vancouver as they were planning to do.
It was an impasse that could have ruined the entire project,
but thank god, unlike Washington on the east coast Hollywood
out on the West coast.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The two sides came together and agreed, it's so big
and important that we have to have it. We have to. Yeah,
it's it's grubs, baby, Come on. I mean, I like
the idea of it, but kind of like when they
brought back Dexter, like, what are the odds they do
it right? Do you guys have any confidence that it's
not gonna suck? Not at all. No, Yeah, it's too bad.
(01:49):
You know what if I told you we don't need
to redo everything, we could make new things. You know,
at one point, Star Wars was new. At one point,
Indiana Jones was a new thing. At one point, we'd
never seen Annie before. And then they put it out
and then it was popular and people liked it. And
then they said, what if there was a black Annie
and a gay Indiana Jones? And what if Star Wars
was all lesbian witches? And the no, just do it,
(02:11):
just do a new thing. There's the reason there's no
popular thing about lesbian Witches is because nobody wants to
watch a flip and movie about lesbian witches. But Star
Wars thinks. You know what Disney things, Well, they said,
you've gotta have it, whether you like it or not.
We got to do a movie, a TV show, we
got to do a whole series about lesbian witches and
then and for some reason, the fans don't like it.
The fans are the problem. Yeah, no, they're not the problem.
(02:34):
You're the problem, Disney. You suck. You ruined everything. You
took things that we liked and you put them into
the crowd. They said, put a lesbian in it and
make it suck. And they've done that with everything Bambi
and snow White and you name what if snow White
was an anti Israel activist who hates midget. So no,
just do snow White with the original songs. They can't
leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That Bamby lesbian scene was very disturbing. I will tell
you that. I mean, you don't you adults don't need
to see that much.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
List of kiddos, you know, there's a different version of
that Bamby lesbian scene on the internet. Billiead that I
think you'll really like a different version. Yeah, yeah, you
can only watch it on the internet. Yeah, who plays Bamby?
I don't know. Some girl named Balloons or something, Bubbles,
I don't remember. I never heard of her before. She's great, though,
I honestly think it was her breakout role. She breaked
(03:24):
out of her top too. Anyway, I guess which college
degrees are a waste of time and money. We've got
a list of them. If you majored in foreign language,
you ain't gonna make a lot of money performing arts,
bad idea, general social sciences forget it. Theology and religion
never gonna make any money. Social services that's a dead
end industry. Miscellaneous biological science, you might as well have
(03:47):
majored in game boy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wait, they don't just have biological science anymore, they have
miscellaneous right, Biological it's a thing, Yeah, because, as everybody knows,
biology and science are constantly changing, except for climate change.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That one's locked in. You know, it's weird that theology
is on the list. That means you studied religion, right. Well,
they said that pope makes pretty good money, okay, sort of.
I don't think you're gonna be pope. Well, on that note,
how many preachers are there at mega churches out there
that are making a killing that probably didn't even go
to college for theology. Most likely, ironically, they probably went
(04:24):
to college for performance arts, which is also on the list.
They learned how to be a good actor. Apparently secondary
education doesn't pay anything. Special education. Sorry, you know what's
sad about that is we need people to study that,
but it doesn't pay anything.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We need to pay teachers more money, is what we
all do. But we all to make sure test them
to make sure they're good at their job. Like everybody else,
one way or another, we all get judged as to
whether we're good at our job or not. But the
teacher said that would be rude. How dare you? Here's
an unfortunate fact.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
We are spending more money on education right now than
we've ever spent before, and it's not helping people keep
Especially liberals will say, spend more money on education, spend
more money on education. Well we did that. We keep
pumping more money into education and the test scores aren't
going up. People aren't graduating at a higher rate. We aren't.
It's not making us smarter. So what is the proce? Sad?
(05:20):
You know what it is. It's the it's more proof
that we need school choice. When we have school choice,
the teachers do better, the students do better, The administrators
and the bureaucrats do worse.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And I wish they'd a head that. When I was
a key, it goes. My choice would have been to
keep sleeping.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's not what it means. But now you get to
chill it. That's not what it means, mister O. But
to your point, even though this isn't all what you meant,
you know, fifteen or twenty years ago, it was black
Democrats that wanted school choice and the libertarians. Fast forward
today it's now Republicans and Libertarians that want it and
black everything else, and black Democrats are against it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Did Trump came out and pick a side? Yeah, he's
pro school choice.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, and there you do. No, that's it. That's how
the Democrats make their decision. Whatever Trump likes, we hate.
School choice isn't just about the voucher program. It's not
just about a subsidy or a tax credit so you
can go to charter school or private school. It's also
about allowing you to go to other public schools. Right,
maybe you don't like the public school in your town.
(06:16):
Maybe the public school one town over has a better
arts program, a better math program, a better sports program,
and your child would do better at that school. Maybe
weirdly enough, because of where they drew the lines for
the district, you actually live closer to that school, but
you can't go to it because this invisible line that
makes no sense is in the way. This a gorid line, right, Well,
(06:36):
I mean that's what Obama said, or was that our
line in the sand? I don't remember. I'm not sure
either all of those things anyway. In other news, my
friend's Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning is new at the
box office for a Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I've already chatted with several people who I literally did
not expect to be this excited. We're very excited about
going to see that this weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's Mission Impossible eight. Eight am.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I've lost the track. I didn't care for three that much,
and I guess I quit watching after that.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, Well, the critics like it. I don't know if
that's going to help make the point that it's good.
I'm not always no, no, the critics are really excited.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Critics agree Nision Impossible eight is a hit. Frank Lewis
that the Philadelphia Gazette raves Tom Cruise knocks it out
of the park. Sandra McLean of the Tennessee Journal says
spectacular five out of five stars. Chris Jenkins of the
Denver Press rights, if you'll only see.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
One movie this summer, this is it. Seriously, if I
find out you saw any other movie, I'll show up
at your office and beat you with a pipe. Then
carry your limp body to the nearest theater showing Mission
Impossible eight, drop it in a seat, and prop open
your eyelids. By now, the cops will probably be looking
for me, so I'll steal your car and disappear in
New Mexico, where i'll make ends meet selling trinkets. Sure
it'll be a struggle, and I'll never see friends or
family again, but it's worth it to make sure you
(07:50):
saw Mission Impossible eight.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That good?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Miss it? Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Or if you do miss it, don't tell.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Chris Jenkins of the Denver Press, We'll take Here's something
off about that?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Wow? He creeps me out. I something weird about him? Yeah,
I know what you mean. Only Pong in Game of Life.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Averages it's part of math, and math is hard, and
it can be a.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Little bit racist. Well one time, Steven Colbert was right
about one time, but that's not average. No, Ryan Long
and Danny Polischik.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
By the way, if we're gonna do math, let's count
up how rich Kenny is this morning, as bitcoin has
risen to an all new high, well as of yesterday.
The previous record was in January, and then we had
a little trouble with you know, the stock market. I
don't know if you heard about those tariffs, and then
(08:43):
about a week later that was all in the past
and things got back to good again. So bitcoin has
now risen to one hundred and nine thousand, eight hundred change.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
One thing I had on my screen, I see one
hundred ten thy nine hundred? What did you say? One
hundred nine thousand? The point is very high, we both
agree on that. Shot up over thirteen hundred dollars since
early this morning, and.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Sometimes it'll go up to one ten, but not close
at one ten, which is unofficial. It ain't it didn't
close at a new high if it went to one
ten but then closed the one oh nine and change.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know what I'm saying? I will say this, I
know what you're saying. Two things I say about crypto
when people ask me about it. Number one, don't invest
in something you don't understand. Right now, I understand it,
and I understand everyone else doesn't understand it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The one ten, it's actually almost one eleven because it
was one ten nine ninety five. That was about ten
thirty yesterday. But then it didn't close there.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay, well, it doesn't close cryptos always, I know.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But by the end of the day, of the close
of business, they say.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I get your point. Okay, don't invest in things you
don't understand. That being said, crypto is not that hard
to understand. It's a it's coded currency. Me what it's
a crypto. It's a coded currency. It's the blockchain bill
yet it's encryptid money.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's the way, don't use the word in the definition.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's the it's a decentralized currency you can use on
the internet, kind of like how you use cash to
buy weed from your buddy and his brother in law's
dorm room. No, I don't get that either. No, you
know how when you buy something on the internet there's
always a bank involved, like Chase or Wells Fargo or PayPal.
With this, it's just you and the person receiving it.
So there is a need for bitcoin, there's a legitimate
(10:31):
need for it. There's not a need for every crypto
out there. I don't don't or there now like thirty forty. Oh,
there's dozens of thousands. Yeah, yeah, thousands because they have
what's called meme coin, sometimes referred to as fart coins.
That was from net to hawk to a girl. That's
one example. Someone asked to long. Someone asked us recently
if we wanted to start ten percenter coin or wj coin,
(10:52):
and I thought no, because I don't want to be
part of that and it's just going to be silly.
But there's so many. There's Stellar Lumin's and light coin
and bitcoin cash. That's confusing because it's not Bitcoin. It's
a different thing. XRP and Ethereum and and bockcoin and all,
and at the end of the day, I think the
only ones that really matter are Bitcoin, and to a
lesser extent, ethereum seems to have some value.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I think you're mixing up your stories. I think Ethereum
is one of those guys that escape the New Orleans jail.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, you're right, My bad, sorry about that. Yeah, that's
a And he's now working at a Jack in the
box in Metaie and they don't have jack at them.
He's a he's a manager there. He's a manager at Rouses. Now, okay, anyway,
but I used bitcoin money to buy my first house.
I mean I it obviously bit Imagine if gold was
more volatile, wouldn't you like to go back four years
(11:41):
ago and buy a bunch of gold and it Well,
bitcoin's doing that all the time. It's volatile, it shoots opposite.
So you could get in on that with bitcoin. It's
Bitcoin is kind of like gold for millennials. It's not
for zoomers. It's not for gen xers. It's for millennials
for the most.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Part, which ones I am. I maybe boomer baby boom
So I'm out. Yeah, you know, I'm a way out. Okay, good,
I won't know it. Anyway.
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was affordable. When you were a young man, you could
work as a part time janitor and buy a house
for that would that would fill up a family of four?
We can't do that now.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
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that they was going yanked in property taxes up, so
damn Hi, you can't afford to stay in it?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, that does suck. I ain't asking for the world. Hey,
what are you asking for? Blower my property taxes? That's
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From the world of Hollywood. It won't get any bigger
than this. Today, let's Sarah. After five months of back
and forth, back and forth negotiating, it looks like they
have locked down Zach Brath to come back as JD
when they do a reboot of Scrubs. Anybody celebrating or
(00:25):
are you just so taken am back by the news
that you can't even speak?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Scrubs was this show where it seemed to make sense
on paper. It was never really that popular, though, was it.
It was kind of silly. They tell a guy I
liked on it was the janitor dude. He was funny. Yeah,
he was pretty funny. That's true. Is the janitor guy
coming back? I don't see anything in here about him.
They should have him come back. He was good.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, I mean it would be cool is if he
had taken all the doctors from the hospital, held him
captive in his dungeon, and then he'd do fun stuff
to him because stupid. Wow, Zach Brath back, Baby, this
is huge. It looked like the whole thing was going
to fall apart because he was, you know, renegotiating about
(01:10):
money and also he wanted the series to film in
La and not Vancouver as they were planning to do.
It was an impasse that could have ruined the entire project,
but thank god, unlike Washington on the east coast Hollywood
out on the West coast.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The two sides came together and agreed, it's so big
and important that we have to have it. We have to. Yeah,
it's it's grubs, baby, Come on. I mean, I like
the idea of it, but kind of like when they
brought back Dexter, like, what are the odds they do
it right? Do you guys have any confidence that it's
not gonna suck? Not at all. No, Yeah, it's too bad.
(01:49):
You know what if I told you we don't need
to redo everything, we could make new things. You know,
at one point, Star Wars was new. At one point,
Indiana Jones was a new thing. At one point, we'd
never seen Annie before. And then they put it out
and then it was popular and people liked it. And
then they said, what if there was a black Annie
and a gay Indiana Jones? And what if Star Wars
was all lesbian witches? And the no, just do it,
(02:11):
just do a new thing. There's the reason there's no
popular thing about lesbian Witches is because nobody wants to
watch a flip and movie about lesbian witches. But Star
Wars thinks. You know what Disney things, Well, they said,
you've gotta have it, whether you like it or not.
We got to do a movie, a TV show, we
got to do a whole series about lesbian witches and
then and for some reason, the fans don't like it.
The fans are the problem. Yeah, no, they're not the problem.
(02:34):
You're the problem, Disney. You suck. You ruined everything. You
took things that we liked and you put them into
the crowd. They said, put a lesbian in it and
make it suck. And they've done that with everything Bambi
and snow White and you name what if snow White
was an anti Israel activist who hates midget. So no,
just do snow White with the original songs. They can't
leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That Bamby lesbian scene was very disturbing. I will tell
you that. I mean, you don't you adults don't need
to see that much.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
List of kiddos, you know, there's a different version of
that Bamby lesbian scene on the internet. Billiead that I
think you'll really like a different version. Yeah, yeah, you
can only watch it on the internet. Yeah, who plays Bamby?
I don't know. Some girl named Balloons or something, Bubbles,
I don't remember. I never heard of her before. She's great, though,
I honestly think it was her breakout role. She breaked
(03:24):
out of her top too. Anyway, I guess which college
degrees are a waste of time and money. We've got
a list of them. If you majored in foreign language,
you ain't gonna make a lot of money performing arts,
bad idea, general social sciences forget it. Theology and religion
never gonna make any money. Social services that's a dead
end industry. Miscellaneous biological science, you might as well have
(03:47):
majored in game boy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wait, they don't just have biological science anymore, they have
miscellaneous right, Biological it's a thing, Yeah, because, as everybody knows,
biology and science are constantly changing, except for climate change.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That one's locked in. You know, it's weird that theology
is on the list. That means you studied religion, right. Well,
they said that pope makes pretty good money, okay, sort of.
I don't think you're gonna be pope. Well, on that note,
how many preachers are there at mega churches out there
that are making a killing that probably didn't even go
to college for theology. Most likely, ironically, they probably went
(04:24):
to college for performance arts, which is also on the list.
They learned how to be a good actor. Apparently secondary
education doesn't pay anything. Special education. Sorry, you know what's
sad about that is we need people to study that,
but it doesn't pay anything.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We need to pay teachers more money, is what we
all do. But we all to make sure test them
to make sure they're good at their job. Like everybody else,
one way or another, we all get judged as to
whether we're good at our job or not. But the
teacher said that would be rude. How dare you? Here's
an unfortunate fact.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
We are spending more money on education right now than
we've ever spent before, and it's not helping people keep
Especially liberals will say, spend more money on education, spend
more money on education. Well we did that. We keep
pumping more money into education and the test scores aren't
going up. People aren't graduating at a higher rate. We aren't.
It's not making us smarter. So what is the proce? Sad?
(05:20):
You know what it is. It's the it's more proof
that we need school choice. When we have school choice,
the teachers do better, the students do better, The administrators
and the bureaucrats do worse.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And I wish they'd a head that. When I was
a key, it goes. My choice would have been to
keep sleeping.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's not what it means. But now you get to
chill it. That's not what it means, mister O. But
to your point, even though this isn't all what you meant,
you know, fifteen or twenty years ago, it was black
Democrats that wanted school choice and the libertarians. Fast forward
today it's now Republicans and Libertarians that want it and
black everything else, and black Democrats are against it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Did Trump came out and pick a side? Yeah, he's
pro school choice.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well, and there you do. No, that's it. That's how
the Democrats make their decision. Whatever Trump likes, we hate.
School choice isn't just about the voucher program. It's not
just about a subsidy or a tax credit so you
can go to charter school or private school. It's also
about allowing you to go to other public schools. Right,
maybe you don't like the public school in your town.
(06:16):
Maybe the public school one town over has a better
arts program, a better math program, a better sports program,
and your child would do better at that school. Maybe
weirdly enough, because of where they drew the lines for
the district, you actually live closer to that school, but
you can't go to it because this invisible line that
makes no sense is in the way. This a gorid line, right, Well,
(06:36):
I mean that's what Obama said, or was that our
line in the sand? I don't remember. I'm not sure
either all of those things anyway. In other news, my
friend's Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning is new at the
box office for a Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I've already chatted with several people who I literally did
not expect to be this excited. We're very excited about
going to see that this weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's Mission Impossible eight. Eight am.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I've lost the track. I didn't care for three that much,
and I guess I quit watching after that.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, Well, the critics like it. I don't know if
that's going to help make the point that it's good.
I'm not always no, no, the critics are really excited.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Critics agree Nision Impossible eight is a hit. Frank Lewis
that the Philadelphia Gazette raves Tom Cruise knocks it out
of the park. Sandra McLean of the Tennessee Journal says
spectacular five out of five stars. Chris Jenkins of the
Denver Press rights, if you'll only see.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
One movie this summer, this is it. Seriously, if I
find out you saw any other movie, I'll show up
at your office and beat you with a pipe. Then
carry your limp body to the nearest theater showing Mission
Impossible eight, drop it in a seat, and prop open
your eyelids. By now, the cops will probably be looking
for me, so I'll steal your car and disappear in
New Mexico, where i'll make ends meet selling trinkets. Sure
it'll be a struggle, and I'll never see friends or
family again, but it's worth it to make sure you
(07:50):
saw Mission Impossible eight.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That good?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Miss it? Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Or if you do miss it, don't tell.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Chris Jenkins of the Denver Press, We'll take Here's something
off about that?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Wow? He creeps me out. I something weird about him? Yeah,
I know what you mean. Only Pong in Game of Life.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Averages it's part of math, and math is hard, and
it can be a.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Little bit racist. Well one time, Steven Colbert was right
about one time, but that's not average. No, Ryan Long
and Danny Polischik.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
By the way, if we're gonna do math, let's count
up how rich Kenny is this morning, as bitcoin has
risen to an all new high, well as of yesterday.
The previous record was in January, and then we had
a little trouble with you know, the stock market. I
don't know if you heard about those tariffs, and then
(08:43):
about a week later that was all in the past
and things got back to good again. So bitcoin has
now risen to one hundred and nine thousand, eight hundred change.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
One thing I had on my screen, I see one
hundred ten thy nine hundred? What did you say? One
hundred nine thousand? The point is very high, we both
agree on that. Shot up over thirteen hundred dollars since
early this morning, and.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Sometimes it'll go up to one ten, but not close
at one ten, which is unofficial. It ain't it didn't
close at a new high if it went to one
ten but then closed the one oh nine and change.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know what I'm saying? I will say this, I
know what you're saying. Two things I say about crypto
when people ask me about it. Number one, don't invest
in something you don't understand. Right now, I understand it,
and I understand everyone else doesn't understand it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The one ten, it's actually almost one eleven because it
was one ten nine ninety five. That was about ten
thirty yesterday. But then it didn't close there.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Okay, well, it doesn't close cryptos always, I know.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
But by the end of the day, of the close
of business, they say.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I get your point. Okay, don't invest in things you
don't understand. That being said, crypto is not that hard
to understand. It's a it's coded currency. Me what it's
a crypto. It's a coded currency. It's the blockchain bill
yet it's encryptid money.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's the way, don't use the word in the definition.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's the it's a decentralized currency you can use on
the internet, kind of like how you use cash to
buy weed from your buddy and his brother in law's
dorm room. No, I don't get that either. No, you
know how when you buy something on the internet there's
always a bank involved, like Chase or Wells Fargo or PayPal.
With this, it's just you and the person receiving it.
So there is a need for bitcoin, there's a legitimate
(10:31):
need for it. There's not a need for every crypto
out there. I don't don't or there now like thirty forty. Oh,
there's dozens of thousands. Yeah, yeah, thousands because they have
what's called meme coin, sometimes referred to as fart coins.
That was from net to hawk to a girl. That's
one example. Someone asked to long. Someone asked us recently
if we wanted to start ten percenter coin or wj coin,
(10:52):
and I thought no, because I don't want to be
part of that and it's just going to be silly.
But there's so many. There's Stellar Lumin's and light coin
and bitcoin cash. That's confusing because it's not Bitcoin. It's
a different thing. XRP and Ethereum and and bockcoin and all,
and at the end of the day, I think the
only ones that really matter are Bitcoin, and to a
lesser extent, ethereum seems to have some value.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I think you're mixing up your stories. I think Ethereum
is one of those guys that escape the New Orleans jail.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, you're right, My bad, sorry about that. Yeah, that's
a And he's now working at a Jack in the
box in Metaie and they don't have jack at them.
He's a he's a manager there. He's a manager at Rouses. Now, okay, anyway,
but I used bitcoin money to buy my first house.
I mean I it obviously bit Imagine if gold was
more volatile, wouldn't you like to go back four years
(11:41):
ago and buy a bunch of gold and it Well,
bitcoin's doing that all the time. It's volatile, it shoots opposite.
So you could get in on that with bitcoin. It's
Bitcoin is kind of like gold for millennials. It's not
for zoomers. It's not for gen xers. It's for millennials
for the most.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Part, which ones I am. I maybe boomer baby boom
So I'm out. Yeah, you know, I'm a way out. Okay, good,
I won't know it. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Well, your generation got to buy real estate when it
was affordable. When you were a young man, you could
work as a part time janitor and buy a house
for that would that would fill up a family of four?
We can't do that now.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
But they didn't tell you when you bought the house
that they was going yanked in property taxes up, so
damn Hi, you can't afford to stay in it?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, that does suck. I ain't asking for the world. Hey,
what are you asking for? Blower my property taxes? That's
sounded two million dollars and a rock a cocaine exactly. Yeah. Well,
we learned so much on today's show. I don't even
know where to start. But a quick quick reminder kids,
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Speaker 1 (13:20):
Turns out that girl was only sixteen, can't he. I
think you're gonna have to go do some time in jail.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know what's funny about that? It's an AI generated person,
so you even less than sixteen, she might be like
four hours old. Well, we just made that illegal technically
right in that new Malania trumplaw. Anyway, it's not porno.
I think it'll be okay. Helen Keller's here, no evil
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Speaker 1 (13:43):
Helen Keller magazines, you know, for for you know what
some people would would call a clip magazine.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh, like for a gun. Yeah, we a good if
you do.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Helen Keller magazines should be like fifty round capacity minimum.
You know, she's gonna need to spray a lot of
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great as she's not real. There was never a hel
In Keller. That's just a myth right.
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A good news, bad news, h you know the bad
news is well, okay, it's bad news. Worst news, I
guess bad news is the Indianapolis Colts owner Earthley Dude.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
He just he died.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
He's sixty five and a man died with over four
billion dollars in the bank or wherever he keeps his money.
I bet he wishes he'd spend a little more of it.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I bet he wishes he had a Jordan Hudson what
you know, like Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
No, but what he does have is a Carly Nice
Now the Colts owner inherited the team from his daddy,
and now it looks like his daughter, Carly is gonna
be the new owner. Uh, she's not even hot. What's
not sure how that's gonna work out?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
What's the point of that. Actually, she's not bad looking,
she's kind of cute. I just saw a bad photo
of her.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Well, I'm only looking at one photo of her just now.
And she has you know, RBF.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
She does, But a lot of women too, they can't
help nowadays. I think that's a product to too much TikTok.
That's what happens to him. Yeah, exactly. And you know
what John used to always say, you know, don't forget
boys and girls too eat it every day. Hey again,
you've reached the end of though Walton and Johnson podcast.
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end. Does that mean we're going away now
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be a news show tomorrow. Oh, thank goodness, unless it's
the weekend or we're off work. But as always, you
could go to waltonand Johnson dot com and you could
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