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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Been opening a minute and a half and already's disappointment.
The futures was up over five hundred and it only
up now four hundred.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Okay, open, but still up right?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Well yeah, but we were promised five. I feel your pain.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I think it'll be okay. Guys. Look, you know it's
not as bad as people think it is. Look what
just happened in New York City. They updated their subway map.
It now includes stops where you can eat, drink, and
get shoved down the tracks by a schizophrenic. That is
so wonderful.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I've always wanted to know where those locations were on
the subway.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Every wonder what's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
What's the difference gaining?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I don't know, do you. I thought you were gonna
tell us nod. I was just wondering about that. Is
one of them learned and the other one you're naturally
that way, and the other one you're you're born that
way or you learn it. It's like nature versus nurture?
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now? You're just like throw throwing chicken feed out in
the yard to just see if it chickens lead Huh,
I'm telling you I don't know, scattering it around. You
ask us what's the difference, and then you don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I mean, but you keep asking us if we know. Well,
that's why i'm asking. I also any of us know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I also didn't know how to say that guy's name,
the UFC fighter. It's mister Perrier. Yeah, somebody sent me
a recording of it. I don't like it's Perier either. Perier.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, that's the French beverage. No, that's it's very similar,
except it's poier.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's a food.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I woo you start with pooh.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, that's a duck. It's a duck.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah? Yeah, what's duck? Uh? The what is it? It's
like duck fat. They made it illegal in Chicago for
a while.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, that's not that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, it's the same thing, is it? Yeah? I think so. Yeah. Anyway,
don't eat it is the point. It's because it's a
animal abuse. Okay, yeah? Eight six six. I love w J.
We're happy to hear from you if you want to
call the show, But as John used to always say,
I wouldn't recommend it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yah, you can always email us, you know, I mean,
that's highly recommended Waltajohnson dot com an email right there.
You got the app. You can go through the app
and email us right there through that too. Lot people
seem very excited about the fact there'll be no more
drag queens in the US military thanks to Trump. That's
a that's a direct quote. By the way, no more
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drag queens in the military.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Why did we need drag queens in the military to
begin with?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, we didn't need them. It's just that people don't
like to be excluded. The minute they tell you you can't,
then you you want to whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh, that being said, NPR has just come up with
the newest case for why we should defund them. They
have published an article with the following headline, electric grills
are a climate friendly option to fossil fuel grills.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Electric grills like for your for your barbecuing and your
outdoor grilling and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, no joke. The low t workers in NPR really
thought this would be a good headline from a Memorial
Day weekend. I could read the article to you, but
do you care. No, Well, let's keep track of the
author's arguments as we go. They make the point here
that there's a climate correspondent who says that's his job.
Jeff Brady says we should use electric grills because propane
is heavy and requires muscles. It's actually in the article
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it's you don't want to lug around a tank. They're
too heavy. The hell out of here? What the what
are they? What I gotta think If a propane tank
is too heavy for you to grill a steak, that's
probably exactly why you need one. Yeah, you know what
I mean. According to the US Energy Information Administration, they're
trying to make a point here, this is good for
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the environment, But according to the US Energy Information Administration,
only twenty one percent of national electric production comes from renewables.
They're making the point here that, h oh, it's good
for the environment to have an electric grill. But if
the electricity is coming out of the wall and it's
fed into the wall by a coal burning power.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Plant, oh, that's inconvenient.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Will the propane be better?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No such thing as clean energy, Okay, I don't care
whether it's all gas, wind, sun, whatever it is. It
ain't clean partly because let's say wind, for example.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You see them giant.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Propellers up there spinning around in the sky and sooner
or later those things well, we don't even want to
get into how much it takes to build them, transport them,
to get them out there. Pour the concrete foundation for them,
build the big tower, put the propeller. Then when it
craps out on you like in it freezes. Well, it's
no good to anybody, is it. Then eventually the propeller's
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no good and they have to take it down and
throw it away. Does it get thrown in a biodegradable
bin and then they turn it into something else?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, No, it doesn't. I got nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Same with them all solar well, the big solar panels
you see everywhere. Can they just throw those away when
they're done with them?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No car batteries? What do they do with o when
they finally run out of juice? My kids play with them. No, No,
they can't throw them in a landfill. It's fill of poison.
What are you gonna do with them? It's not clean energy,
is it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
No? With all that being said, that's not why they
want electric grills. This has nothing to do with saving
the planet. It has nothing to do with heavy propane tanks.
It has everything to do with the fact that they
can control the grill remotely. Right. They don't want you
to be able to decide when and how you cook
your food without their approval.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You're saying they want a grill of steak while they're
in the house and the grills outside and they can
just use a remote control. How do they flip their meat? No, Billy,
I mean the government. Yeah, the government wants to eat
a grilled steak by this government anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
The government wants to be able to control what happens
in your home.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They can control the electricity is as to whether you
even get to use the grill or not, like your
air conditioning and heating and all the rest of it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Remember that news story about how the smart thermostats were
setting themselves to be eco friendly, like choosing temperatures. Nobody
eight degrees No, I don't think so. Yeah, nobody actually
wanted that. But that's why it was doing it. It
wasn't a glitch, it was a feature.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But can you find an appliance these days in the
store that doesn't hook up to the internet. I mean,
go get a water heater. A water heater, it's a
damn water heater. You just eat water in it? What
does it need to hook up to the internet for. Oh,
I'm away from my home. I think i'll turn my
water heater down. I'm going back home. I'll turn it
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back up. No, leave a damn thing alone. I can't
find nothing to buy no more that don't have to
hook up to an internet, and I wish I could.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh, come on, Billy, you're being ridiculous. I mean, what
would you do if your water heater wanted to write
a tweet? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I don't know what I would do. Give it a
fountain pen, I guess.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I don't know. I don't think you can write tweets
with a fountain down. But I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, well, the pin probably hooks up to the internet. Now, well,
I hate that. I don't need my pen to hook
up to the internet. I need my pen to be
used to pack a ball. That's right. In the meantime,
back to the world of ridiculosity in politics. You're familiar
with this representative out of the Dallas wort Worth. They
name of Missus Crockett. I knew as soon as you
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said Dallas far Worth. There's a Jasmine crocket that is
working for all of us in our government, and she
has just released a profane attack on President Trump on
her social media platform. On x she reported during this
little diatribe of hers, why Kamala Harris didn't win. She says,
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they just disqualified her simply due to her race or sex.
They never listened to what she had to say. They
were dismissive and disrespectful while giving the benefit of the
doubt to a mofo who literally said he had concepts
of a plan. It kind of stood out to people
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that this qualified representative of our United States government referred
to your president as a mofo, a mofo in print. Now, look,
I think it's important to be respectful to everyone. I'm
sure that nobody meant to disrespect Kamala Harris. But I
can't help but notice the person making this point recently
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mocked the governor of Texas for being in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, she does that, So does she maybe not really
believe what she's saying.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You know, it'd be nice if she wouldn't, uh, you know,
kind of fine.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I know that's the problem with the old stock Well,
it's the only reason she's famous. Look at her, I know,
just look at her, And have you seen her turn around?
Look at that. Yeah, I've got to hangover. Who knows
what that means?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Does that mean you're drunk?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No, means I was drunk.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yesterday Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Week, Laura Garrett was arrested for punching a man wearing
a Mega hat. This had been up in Florida or
down in Florida?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Or was this a man trying to groper assault her
in some way doing something horrible?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Here's what we know of Florida horrible.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
He was wearing a Maga hat.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
That was the punishment. Yeah, Florida woman facing multiple charges
stemming from her an alleged attack on a seventy two
year old man in a Maga hat. Laura Garrett, age
thirty three, was arrested at the Largo Police department last week.
Tried with me for battery on a person older than
sixty five.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, that's a separate crime. It's got like a hate crime.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Garrett admitted she approached the man, she claimed, and I
wanted to ask him about his Trump hat and why
he supports him. Now, you're not gonna believe this, but
Laura is one of those blue haired women with Yeah,
the two got into an argument. At some point during
the confrontation before Laura poured a can she was holding
on the victim's head and hit him on the back
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of his head and shoulder area with the can. And
it turns out you're not supposed to do that. Yeah. No,
And it turns out violently attacking him didn't change his
political beliefs, so.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
That didn't sway his leanings at all in the Democrats
wonder why Republicans don't like them.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
That didn't work. In the meantime, Olympic gymnast and legend
Mary lou Retten, Yeah, this is sad.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She's had a tough go of it in her later years.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
She has been arrested on a dui charge in Best Virginia.
Mary was charged with one count and driving under the
influence of alcohol, controlled substances, or drugs.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Rather, I say under the influence that could be any
all of the above.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Mary, aged fifty seven, diagnosed with a rare form of
pneumonia back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Through that we found out from her daughter a couple
of years ago when she was in the hospital and
nearly died with pneumonia, that she was not insured.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
She shouldn't have any money. Wasn't it actually Michael Lindell
who stepped up and paid her hospital bill? Now that
you mentioned it, I think it might have been.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
But they were they were trying to put together a
you know, gofund me kind of a thing or something
because Mary lou Rettin, you know, America's gymnast sweetheart, America's sweetheart,
didn't couldn't afford or just didn't want to afford insurance.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Isn't that interesting? She was at the nineteen eighty four
Summer Games where she won a gold that medal that
was in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
He was real bouncy.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah. And next year the Olympics come back to well
I think, yeah, Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
How exciting is it next year? Or is it next time?
Next time?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well, I guess when is it? Is it? It's n yeah,
twenty twenty eight. Okay, So I'm sorry I was wrong
about that. Next year would be Winter Olympics. H yeah, boy,
Billy ed you just love those Winter Olympics to all.
They're the best. Yeah. Well Bob Bob slid. Yeah, oh sure,
the Bob slid. That's the best.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And it was one of the things I probably would
do it's kind of like a race car on ice. Yeah,
bobould do a little bob fledding, but terrift it nonsense.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It just looks boodish. What's the thing where two guys
lay on top of each other? I beg your pardons?
You know what I'm talking about? It's like I think,
I do you do know what I'm talking about. It's
like a tiny little slid And then.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh, you're talking about an Olympic event.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
But don't you kind of think when that became a
sport it just happened because someone had an embarrassing explanation
for what they were trying to do.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
They got caught doing stuffing and they were like, no,
we're doing a loose That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Lose. They're like, why are you guys on top of
each other's laps like that? Oh, this is a winter sport.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, we're opening a new sport. I do like to
shoot in one though, that we talked about last week.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You ski and then you shoot a gun. Yeah, see,
I'd be pretty good at that. And then I found it.
It's cross country skiing. It's not downhill straight.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's the tricky part is that it's a cardiovascular intense,
which makes you breathe heavy while sharp shooting generally doesn't
go well if your heart is racing and your your
lungs are puffing and your body is moving, so you
have to be real still, sure, better cardiovascular shape you're in,
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the better the shooting you'll do.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
All right. We got a man hunt under way in Arkansas,
very an urgent man.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Hunt under wet one O on the way in Louisiana
and Texas too as far as we know.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Sure, but this is a new one we didn't know about.
Apparently a disgraced former police chief who was serving time
for murder and rape has escaped from prison.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Former police chief murder rate that I'm surprised he survived
prison long enough.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
To get out. The Arkansas Department of Correction says Grant Harden,
age fifty six, escaped from the North Central Unit on
Sunday in Calico Rock, Arkansas. Familiar with Calico Rock, they said,
anybody use that it's anybody who has the information about
the whereabouts of Grant Harden. The law enforcement over there
would like to have a word with you. Official said.
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Harden has been at the North Central Unit since twenty seventeen.
He was serving a thirty year sentence for first degree murder,
and there was also some raping going on. Oh boy,
so they were going to keep him in prison, but
then he broke out.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, believe it or not, that North Central location is
in the northern central part of Florida, I mean of Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Of Arkansas, he pleaded guilty in the twenty seventeen murder
of James Appleton, a city water employee who was found
shot in the face inside of his work truck. Hardin
was being booked into the Estate prison, officials submitted his
DNA sample into a database. The DNA ended up linking
him to the tour rape of a teacher back in
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nineteen ninety seven. So it was a double whammy there.
It was. They got him on the murder and a
rape from years earlier. The victim, Amy Harrison, a teacher
in the Frank Tillery Elementary and Rogers said she was
raped by a man with a gun at the school,
but she didn't know who it was. Lom and Behold.
It turns out it was this police chief. Damn. Authorities
confirmed his DNA match. The DNA link to the rape
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suspect criminals.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Being chief of police I don't think I like it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I don't like it either.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
That Calico Rock looks nice though. It's right there on
the White River, right by the Sugar Loaf Mountain. You
want to get in on some of that.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
You know what? I I wish they had changed the
name of it, though white river, that kind of that
triggers to white Maybe is white water. I don't know,
you know, I'd like to I'd like to come up
with a better name for it, That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And I could think of one. Oh maybe they call it, oh,
I don't know, like black.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Group, Yeah, but no black rivers better, I think. In
the meantime, OnlyFans model Annie Knight has shared an update.
She had sex with five hundred and eighty three men
in three hours, six hour? How'd that go? And then
well she had to go to the hospital. It turns out,
oh yeah, hours hours after OnlyFans model Annie Knight revealed
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she was hospitalized two days after completing a challenge how
many hours uh six hours? She had sex five hundred
and eighty three men in six hours? She said? Apparently
not good? High quarters all can't function. Not good, basically
making endometriosis worse as well as known hormonal imbalance causing
irregular and heavy flow. So on far only she said
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she's dealing with that. She had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Over averaging up about one hundred dudes an hour for
for six hours.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That that that's less than a dude a minute. Yeah,
did they even? Boy? I hate to ask, Well, you shouldn't,
but don't you kind of wonder if they? No, No,
we don't wonder. Remember, well, hang on, does it really
count as doing it if you don't finish the task done?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
To me?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I tend to agree that you The show is troubling. No,
it's layered like not shows Walton and Johnson