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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Step by step theme. We weren't supposed to play this. Sorry,
it was a terrible accident. And do we apologize from
the deep down and hide some work. That's okay. We
don't have time to worry about that. Apparently there's a
cat fight happening somewhere. Yes, I know what. Oh, good choice, Yes,
(00:21):
I know what. My boys like women fighting each other
cat fights, and this is a good one. Have we
considered telling these women to calm down? And I think
they did after they went off.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You know, you know how women can go go berzerk occasionally.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm sure you know, I do know, but I'm not
going to agree out loud in front of a Oh
that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Shocking footage caught and this was apparently just a week ago, this.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Coming out now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Two female Secret Service agents got into a physical altercation
outside of Barack Obama's Washington in DC mansion. Really, you know,
he gets you know, secret Service protection forever and ever.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This isn't the same place where he killed one of
it didn't kill no, that was out on the coast.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
This is in DC, right there on the on the
you know, the street, about two thirty in the morning
last Wednesday, his security detail got in a fight with themselves.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Wow, I'm looking at the video right now. I have
to post this to our Instagram account. The audio before
the fight shared.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
One of the secret Service agents reportedly heard calling for
a supervisor.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
She said, and I quote, can.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I get a supervisor down to Delta to immediately before
I whooped this girl's ass.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Whoa Delta too? That's serious, dude. Yeah, apparently it had something.
According to one reporter online, it had something to do
with one of the agents being late.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, they don't know if the Mambas were even home
at the time, there would have been somewhere else. But
both individuals have been suspended for an internal investigation. They
have a pretty strict code of their employees, and one
of those rules I guess is while your own duty
protecting the former president, you shouldn't be fighting each other.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Really, that's a rule they have. Yeah, boy, so many rules.
Apparently weird. These women were upset at each other because
one of them was running late. Now. I don't know
if you know this or not, mister Kenneth, because no,
I wouldn't know anything about that. You're not a heteronormative
cis gender like I am, but apparently you're a sious.
Yeah that's correct too. Wow you are too? Yeah? Well yeah, no,
(02:42):
that's the rules. Apparently it takes women a little longer
to get ready than it takes men. No way, I'll
give you an example, like I could basically shower and
get dressed in less than fifteen minutes. Well yeah, just
but women not the case. Turns out fifteen minutes would
barely even allow them to warm up the wall in
the shower.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They said, this particular instance violates their code. It's unacceptable,
and given that it is a personal matter between these
two gals, we are not in a position to comment further.
That's official word from the Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, I actually feel like I am in a position
to comment for sure, and I would sell these two
women calm down. The problem is that doesn't usually work.
If women get angry and you tell them to calm down,
it usually actually makes it worse. We were counting on that,
weren't you. Yeah, it's like throwing gas on a fire.
But you know, there is actually a deeper rooted problem here,
and it has nothing to do with these two women.
(03:38):
Does anyone else find it odd that Barack Obama is
the only president in recent history that I'm aware of
who bought a house in Washington, d C. After leaving office.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
He stayed put right in the middle of all the
movement and the shaking and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Some people would argue that's because he's running a shadow government.
That's not what we're saying, that's what we're well, it is, actually, well,
I think is that kind of what I'm saying here? Yeah,
why does Obama need to be in Washington, d C?
What's he doing? You're a retired president, You're not in
charge of anything. Who are you talking to? Do you
see that house?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
They mentioned it like fourteen times in the article. It
is an eight million dollar mentioned in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's quite nice. It is quite nice. Yeah, Yeah, buying
property in Washington, d C. Is expensive enough as it is.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's a little like Harry Potter esque with all of
the you know, the turrets and the brick and all
that good stuff there.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I had to bring it up because I don't care
at all. But yesterday at my gym, a big topic
of conversation was how Harry Potter TV series is going
to be.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't care about no Harry Potter, but I want
to know if there's a sister, if it was two sisters,
because when you said that, and you quoted before I
whooped this girl's ass sounded like they're like sister girl
about to get busy with it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, it's hard to tell because it's darker.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, it's two thirty in the morning, and it's a
you know, grainy security camera footage.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But you know, if I had to bet, no, I
would never. I would never.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I wouldn't even well, I'm only one allowed, but wander
out loud about.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
This kind of thing I do. Okay, we can ask
Roc were either of these secret service agents African American.
Let's see what it says. I already regret asking by
the way, Croc's working on it. We'll find out. Charlotte, Okay, yeah,
Groc doesn't want to get in trouble either. No, apparently
(05:31):
missus Groc's at home right now and she's a little emotional.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Not that it matters, but I'm just saying from that tone,
I'm a whoop of the girls. Ask not more like
a h angel reethe Caitlin Clark kind of thing on
the court at the w NBA.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You know, it's an interesting point I've also noticed, and
this is, you know, just a thing I pay attention to. Stuff.
There's about one week a month every year where female
Secret Service agents are more likely to violently fight each other.
What week is that? That's what you know? It depends
on the Secret Service agent. Uh, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
When the bills are due and people get a little aggravated.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, no, no, no, Billy had Apparently during this week, they're
also more susceptible to being attacked by bears in the woods. Really. Yeah,
from trade wars to bar fights. We cover it all.
You're with the Walton and Johnson show age. I thought
you were just a guy who mispronounced things. Yeah, sometimes
we're fine on purpose just to mess with people. But
that's besides the point. Sure, where is it beside it?
(06:31):
Damn it? Why is it besides? Why is it plural
or possessive? Whichever? I don't know. I asked me that
on Groundhog's Day. Anyway, Uh, what I can't help but
notice several years ago, tell me if you remember this,
there was a scandal involving Secret Service agents. I think
they were going down to Panama or Central America somewhere,
and they were getting hookers. Do you remember this, Yes,
(06:52):
and they got and they were saying, I actually planned
to work at the Secret Service. Apparently there's like a
criminal background chick and stuff like that. You know, wait,
why would you fail a criminal background? Why did say
I failed it? I just said there was once a
while Withdrew. Okay, I won't ask anymore. You should, but
you remember several years ago, these Secret Service agents, I mean,
I think this was during Obama got into trouble for
(07:13):
hiring women of the night, working gals, if you will,
ladies of the night. And when that news got out there,
people were really mad about it. And then several years
later we come to find out as somebody's trying to
murder the leading presidential candidate in the summer of twenty
twenty four. That's reason that some of the Secret Service
agents live on TV in front of cameras, and an
(07:36):
audience didn't handle the response the way you hoped that
they would.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, well, let's face it, that was a sloped roof,
and you know, you can't just really nearly go running
around on a roof that's built at an angle.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
But it wasn't just the you know, the way that
they prepared to protect Trumpet was the actual handling after
the shooting. There was if you don't call? There was
a short, chubby female Secret Service agent who was seen
on camera shouting, what do we do? What do we do?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
She the same one that was unable to holster her
service weapon.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I watched her like nine times just try to put
her gun back in her holster and she couldn't even
do that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And she didn't know. I mean, if you're a Secret
Service agent, it'll have been way better than her. Protecting
the president from getting shot is like the one thing
I hope you do know how to do. Yeah, this
is what would you say you do all day if
not preparing for this moment?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Pretty much just stand around in sunglasses and try to
look intimidating.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right, that woman was just garbage, right, so as that
was taking place, and she wasn't the only one. Now,
months later we learned that two female Secret Service agents
out of Barack Obama's home outside there got into a
physical melee with one another, a fisticuffs if you will,
over one of them being late for work. Now, I
think women can do anything except a hand full of things.
(09:00):
And one of them is physically protect each other. Almost
you're you're almost there. Yeah, I think women can do
almost anything. I don't think they should be firefighters. I
don't think they should be bodyguards. I really don't think
they should be protecting the president. I mean, this is crazy.
These two women are outside Obama's home fighting each other
because one of them was late for work. Look, that
(09:21):
happens once in a while. We work in an industry
where you absolutely cannot be late, but once in a
while it happens somebody's late to work. Has anybody in
this show ever punched anybody because they showed up fifteen
minutes late or five minutes later. No, it's not what
you do because we're men. Yeah, I guess we got
that going for us. I have never once taken a
swing at billiad for being late or anything. Really stapler
(09:44):
at him once. Why did you throw a stapler at him?
He accused me of saying or doing something I didn't
even do. Hang on swing line or like generic.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, it was a swing lit, a swing line, stable,
a metal, hard metal. Of course, this was you know,
like thirty years ago. Oh my god, Yeah, that's when
they made them really solid. Yeah, well back then, I
think they were made in America.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's right. You could have used it as an anvil.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I mean, this thing was solid, and it's probably why
I didn't hit him.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, because it was so heavy. It was awkward to throw.
How far did you throw? Like a girl? I could
imagine what you said that made me throw it the
first time. You know, now I kind of want to
see him throw a staple right throws like a girl.
The problem is all the staplers we have now are
cheap and plastic and crappy.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And I don't mean to insult girls because some girls,
especially them them softball pictures, they can chunk. Man. I'll
tell you if if one of them softball pictures that's
going to the World Series this week, if they was
to chunk a stapler at me, I'd probably die.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well, look, Billy, and I'm sure they're all a little heavy,
but calling them chunky, that's not cool if they.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, you guys, remember a congressman that flew down to
South America years ago to cheat on his wife. Uh,
it reminded me of that story. When you were talking
about the hookers for the you know, for the Secret Service, guys.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, Yeah, which one was that they wanted to on
there to cheat on his wife. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Probably all of them, A lot of them have had
extramarital affairs. There's Congressman Horsford from twenty twenty. There's Congressman Duncan,
that might have been him. There's Mark Green who cheated
on his wife. Boy, you google congressman cheats on wife,
(11:22):
and that is just like a list of who's in Congress.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Basically. Mark Sanford, former South Carolina governor and later a
US representative, admitted in two thousand and nine to flying
to Argentina. Him's the guy to visit Maria Balan Schapour,
with whom he was having an extra marital affair. His
week long disappearance sparked media coverage, initially with his staff
claiming he was hiking in the Appalachian Mountains. Yeah whererazy
(11:48):
he's in Tennessee. Why is he there?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
He can't reach him, you know, there's there's no service. Yeah, sure,
election trail. But what does Maria look like? Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
If she was worth it, you know, that'd be one thing.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I mean, yeah, she does look like she's so many
Argentine and gals can live fine.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
She is not bad looking. Okay, now obviously it was
a little while ago, but yeah, not a pretty girl there,
nice cheekbones, semestrical symmetrical features, kind of thin lips there,
she would bet if we can take care of that.
Isn't this odd? Bes also lives done to her face?
NBC News has a photo of her carrying groceries. Why
did they need that? Uh? Boy? That take a picture
(12:26):
of anybody doing anything, won't they? Is Mark a Republican
or is he a well? I guess South Carolina? You
must even do anymore? That was a long time ago.
Republican or Democrat. I'm gonna climb out on a limb
here and guess republican because after all, the NBC News
covered it, so it must after it made the news
means he's probably a Republican. Yeah, he's a Republican. Yeah, yeah, Well, Maria,
(12:50):
if you're out there, just know we stand in solidarity
with you. NBC News did you wrong getting those bad
angles or your face while you were carrying your groceries?
You know that's not fair that with the world doesn't
need to know that you got two bags of devil
stuff Oreos, that's your business, Maria, who man's that's a
lot of stuff. And well, this is Congressman money there.
I mean, Congressman's mistress is money, probably has a lot
(13:13):
of money, Billy right, she could have pushed at a coupon.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So far this morning, we've talked about cheating Congressman. We've
talked about girl fights within the Secret Service and all
the other important stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You just like playing that, don't I don't. Actually, yeah,
you kind of do. It is funny to hear it, yeah,
and all that others.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
The consequence of the big beautiful bill, whether we talk
about it more or not, it's not going to make
anything change here. The fight between Putin and Trump or
Putin in Ukraine, We're not gonna do much about that either.
But when I see a story like this, I say,
this has got Walton Johnson written all over it. Airline
(13:57):
to start finding passengers for standing up too early upon arrival, Really,
how well they know? You've seen it before. You didn't
quite get to the gate, yet, you didn't get the
and people are already up digging around in their luggage. Bro,
That's what I'm talking about. When that bell rings, I
am so good. I'm the first guy in the aisle
(14:17):
standing there, Go stand there and wait another ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, I want to get my stuff down. I want
to take it out. I want to stretch my legs,
and then I want to use my chair because I
always sit in an aisle seat to hold my bags.
And then since I'm in the aisle there, I like
to stretch out a little bit. And sometimes maybe people
around me don't like it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Well, I know it's pretty much all about Kenny at
that point, out of my way.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I'm important, I have places to go. No, I'm not important.
I'm just faster. That's the average. You'd think that's the
average American. But this isn't even in America. Where is it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Turkey, I believe is the location for this particular story.
And if you're flying into Turkey as an American, you
can still be fine the government or the airline when
the airline lands, when the plane reaches its final destination.
I said, there's two kinds of people. Those who wait
their turn before standing to retrieve their luggage losers guys,
(15:13):
the people ahead of you on the plane are supposed
to get off first. I mean, it just makes sense,
try harder. And then there's those people like Kenny, who
immediately stand up, get their bags and the seat belt
light isn't leave it off yet. Well no, I wait
till the light goes off when you land in Turkey.
Now you'll be fined if you do that. New regulation
(15:33):
the country's Ministry of Transport, so it's it's the government,
not the airline.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
All right. So I'm gonna get fined for standing up
too soon? How about this? What if I call it
constantinople instead of is standbul? That does seem fire? This
is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Step by step theme. We weren't supposed to play this. Sorry,
it was a terrible accident. And do we apologize from
the deep down and hide some work. That's okay. We
don't have time to worry about that. Apparently there's a
cat fight happening somewhere. Yes, I know what. Oh, good choice, Yes,
(00:21):
I know what. My boys like women fighting each other
cat fights, and this is a good one. Have we
considered telling these women to calm down? And I think
they did after they went off.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You know, you know how women can go go berzerk occasionally.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm sure you know, I do know, but I'm not
going to agree out loud in front of a Oh
that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Shocking footage caught and this was apparently just a week ago, this.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Coming out now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Two female Secret Service agents got into a physical altercation
outside of Barack Obama's Washington in DC mansion. Really, you know,
he gets you know, secret Service protection forever and ever.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This isn't the same place where he killed one of
it didn't kill no, that was out on the coast.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
This is in DC, right there on the on the
you know, the street, about two thirty in the morning
last Wednesday, his security detail got in a fight with themselves.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Wow, I'm looking at the video right now. I have
to post this to our Instagram account. The audio before
the fight shared.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
One of the secret Service agents reportedly heard calling for
a supervisor.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
She said, and I quote, can.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I get a supervisor down to Delta to immediately before
I whooped this girl's ass.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Whoa Delta too? That's serious, dude. Yeah, apparently it had something.
According to one reporter online, it had something to do
with one of the agents being late.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, they don't know if the Mambas were even home
at the time, there would have been somewhere else. But
both individuals have been suspended for an internal investigation. They
have a pretty strict code of their employees, and one
of those rules I guess is while your own duty
protecting the former president, you shouldn't be fighting each other.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Really, that's a rule they have. Yeah, boy, so many rules.
Apparently weird. These women were upset at each other because
one of them was running late. Now. I don't know
if you know this or not, mister Kenneth, because no,
I wouldn't know anything about that. You're not a heteronormative
cis gender like I am, but apparently you're a sious.
Yeah that's correct too. Wow you are too? Yeah? Well yeah, no,
(02:42):
that's the rules. Apparently it takes women a little longer
to get ready than it takes men. No way, I'll
give you an example, like I could basically shower and
get dressed in less than fifteen minutes. Well yeah, just
but women not the case. Turns out fifteen minutes would
barely even allow them to warm up the wall in
the shower.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They said, this particular instance violates their code. It's unacceptable,
and given that it is a personal matter between these
two gals, we are not in a position to comment further.
That's official word from the Secret Service.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, I actually feel like I am in a position
to comment for sure, and I would sell these two
women calm down. The problem is that doesn't usually work.
If women get angry and you tell them to calm down,
it usually actually makes it worse. We were counting on that,
weren't you. Yeah, it's like throwing gas on a fire.
But you know, there is actually a deeper rooted problem here,
and it has nothing to do with these two women.
(03:38):
Does anyone else find it odd that Barack Obama is
the only president in recent history that I'm aware of
who bought a house in Washington, d C. After leaving office.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
He stayed put right in the middle of all the
movement and the shaking and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Some people would argue that's because he's running a shadow government.
That's not what we're saying, that's what we're well, it is, actually, well,
I think is that kind of what I'm saying here? Yeah,
why does Obama need to be in Washington, d C?
What's he doing? You're a retired president, You're not in
charge of anything. Who are you talking to? Do you
see that house?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
They mentioned it like fourteen times in the article. It
is an eight million dollar mentioned in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's quite nice. It is quite nice. Yeah, Yeah, buying
property in Washington, d C. Is expensive enough as it is.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's a little like Harry Potter esque with all of
the you know, the turrets and the brick and all
that good stuff there.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I had to bring it up because I don't care
at all. But yesterday at my gym, a big topic
of conversation was how Harry Potter TV series is going
to be.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't care about no Harry Potter, but I want
to know if there's a sister, if it was two sisters,
because when you said that, and you quoted before I
whooped this girl's ass sounded like they're like sister girl
about to get busy with it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, it's hard to tell because it's darker.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, it's two thirty in the morning, and it's a
you know, grainy security camera footage.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But you know, if I had to bet, no, I
would never. I would never.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I wouldn't even well, I'm only one allowed, but wander
out loud about.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
This kind of thing I do. Okay, we can ask
Roc were either of these secret service agents African American.
Let's see what it says. I already regret asking by
the way, Croc's working on it. We'll find out. Charlotte, Okay, yeah,
Groc doesn't want to get in trouble either. No, apparently
(05:31):
missus Groc's at home right now and she's a little emotional.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Not that it matters, but I'm just saying from that tone,
I'm a whoop of the girls. Ask not more like
a h angel reethe Caitlin Clark kind of thing on
the court at the w NBA.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You know, it's an interesting point I've also noticed, and
this is, you know, just a thing I pay attention to. Stuff.
There's about one week a month every year where female
Secret Service agents are more likely to violently fight each other.
What week is that? That's what you know? It depends
on the Secret Service agent. Uh, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
When the bills are due and people get a little aggravated.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, no, no, no, Billy had Apparently during this week, they're
also more susceptible to being attacked by bears in the woods. Really. Yeah,
from trade wars to bar fights. We cover it all.
You're with the Walton and Johnson show age. I thought
you were just a guy who mispronounced things. Yeah, sometimes
we're fine on purpose just to mess with people. But
that's besides the point. Sure, where is it beside it?
(06:31):
Damn it? Why is it besides? Why is it plural
or possessive? Whichever? I don't know. I asked me that
on Groundhog's Day. Anyway, Uh, what I can't help but
notice several years ago, tell me if you remember this,
there was a scandal involving Secret Service agents. I think
they were going down to Panama or Central America somewhere,
and they were getting hookers. Do you remember this, Yes,
(06:52):
and they got and they were saying, I actually planned
to work at the Secret Service. Apparently there's like a
criminal background chick and stuff like that. You know, wait,
why would you fail a criminal background? Why did say
I failed it? I just said there was once a
while Withdrew. Okay, I won't ask anymore. You should, but
you remember several years ago, these Secret Service agents, I mean,
I think this was during Obama got into trouble for
(07:13):
hiring women of the night, working gals, if you will,
ladies of the night. And when that news got out there,
people were really mad about it. And then several years
later we come to find out as somebody's trying to
murder the leading presidential candidate in the summer of twenty
twenty four. That's reason that some of the Secret Service
agents live on TV in front of cameras, and an
(07:36):
audience didn't handle the response the way you hoped that
they would.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, well, let's face it, that was a sloped roof,
and you know, you can't just really nearly go running
around on a roof that's built at an angle.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
But it wasn't just the you know, the way that
they prepared to protect Trumpet was the actual handling after
the shooting. There was if you don't call? There was
a short, chubby female Secret Service agent who was seen
on camera shouting, what do we do? What do we do?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
She the same one that was unable to holster her
service weapon.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I watched her like nine times just try to put
her gun back in her holster and she couldn't even
do that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And she didn't know. I mean, if you're a Secret
Service agent, it'll have been way better than her. Protecting
the president from getting shot is like the one thing
I hope you do know how to do. Yeah, this
is what would you say you do all day if
not preparing for this moment?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Pretty much just stand around in sunglasses and try to
look intimidating.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right, that woman was just garbage, right, so as that
was taking place, and she wasn't the only one. Now,
months later we learned that two female Secret Service agents
out of Barack Obama's home outside there got into a
physical melee with one another, a fisticuffs if you will,
over one of them being late for work. Now, I
think women can do anything except a hand full of things.
(09:00):
And one of them is physically protect each other. Almost
you're you're almost there. Yeah, I think women can do
almost anything. I don't think they should be firefighters. I
don't think they should be bodyguards. I really don't think
they should be protecting the president. I mean, this is crazy.
These two women are outside Obama's home fighting each other
because one of them was late for work. Look, that
(09:21):
happens once in a while. We work in an industry
where you absolutely cannot be late, but once in a
while it happens somebody's late to work. Has anybody in
this show ever punched anybody because they showed up fifteen
minutes late or five minutes later. No, it's not what
you do because we're men. Yeah, I guess we got
that going for us. I have never once taken a
swing at billiad for being late or anything. Really stapler
(09:44):
at him once. Why did you throw a stapler at him?
He accused me of saying or doing something I didn't
even do. Hang on swing line or like generic.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, it was a swing lit, a swing line, stable,
a metal, hard metal. Of course, this was you know,
like thirty years ago. Oh my god, Yeah, that's when
they made them really solid. Yeah, well back then, I
think they were made in America.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's right. You could have used it as an anvil.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I mean, this thing was solid, and it's probably why
I didn't hit him.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, because it was so heavy. It was awkward to throw.
How far did you throw? Like a girl? I could
imagine what you said that made me throw it the
first time. You know, now I kind of want to
see him throw a staple right throws like a girl.
The problem is all the staplers we have now are
cheap and plastic and crappy.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And I don't mean to insult girls because some girls,
especially them them softball pictures, they can chunk. Man. I'll
tell you if if one of them softball pictures that's
going to the World Series this week, if they was
to chunk a stapler at me, I'd probably die.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well, look, Billy, and I'm sure they're all a little heavy,
but calling them chunky, that's not cool if they.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, you guys, remember a congressman that flew down to
South America years ago to cheat on his wife. Uh,
it reminded me of that story. When you were talking
about the hookers for the you know, for the Secret Service, guys.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, Yeah, which one was that they wanted to on
there to cheat on his wife. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Probably all of them, A lot of them have had
extramarital affairs. There's Congressman Horsford from twenty twenty. There's Congressman Duncan,
that might have been him. There's Mark Green who cheated
on his wife. Boy, you google congressman cheats on wife,
(11:22):
and that is just like a list of who's in Congress.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Basically. Mark Sanford, former South Carolina governor and later a
US representative, admitted in two thousand and nine to flying
to Argentina. Him's the guy to visit Maria Balan Schapour,
with whom he was having an extra marital affair. His
week long disappearance sparked media coverage, initially with his staff
claiming he was hiking in the Appalachian Mountains. Yeah whererazy
(11:48):
he's in Tennessee. Why is he there?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
He can't reach him, you know, there's there's no service. Yeah, sure,
election trail. But what does Maria look like? Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
If she was worth it, you know, that'd be one thing.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I mean, yeah, she does look like she's so many
Argentine and gals can live fine.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
She is not bad looking. Okay, now obviously it was
a little while ago, but yeah, not a pretty girl there,
nice cheekbones, semestrical symmetrical features, kind of thin lips there,
she would bet if we can take care of that.
Isn't this odd? Bes also lives done to her face?
NBC News has a photo of her carrying groceries. Why
did they need that? Uh? Boy? That take a picture
(12:26):
of anybody doing anything, won't they? Is Mark a Republican
or is he a well? I guess South Carolina? You
must even do anymore? That was a long time ago.
Republican or Democrat. I'm gonna climb out on a limb
here and guess republican because after all, the NBC News
covered it, so it must after it made the news
means he's probably a Republican. Yeah, he's a Republican. Yeah, yeah, Well, Maria,
(12:50):
if you're out there, just know we stand in solidarity
with you. NBC News did you wrong getting those bad
angles or your face while you were carrying your groceries?
You know that's not fair that with the world doesn't
need to know that you got two bags of devil
stuff Oreos, that's your business, Maria, who man's that's a
lot of stuff. And well, this is Congressman money there.
I mean, Congressman's mistress is money, probably has a lot
(13:13):
of money, Billy right, she could have pushed at a coupon.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So far this morning, we've talked about cheating Congressman. We've
talked about girl fights within the Secret Service and all
the other important stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You just like playing that, don't I don't. Actually, yeah,
you kind of do. It is funny to hear it, yeah,
and all that others.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
The consequence of the big beautiful bill, whether we talk
about it more or not, it's not going to make
anything change here. The fight between Putin and Trump or
Putin in Ukraine, We're not gonna do much about that either.
But when I see a story like this, I say,
this has got Walton Johnson written all over it. Airline
(13:57):
to start finding passengers for standing up too early upon arrival, Really,
how well they know? You've seen it before. You didn't
quite get to the gate, yet, you didn't get the
and people are already up digging around in their luggage. Bro,
That's what I'm talking about. When that bell rings, I
am so good. I'm the first guy in the aisle
(14:17):
standing there, Go stand there and wait another ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, I want to get my stuff down. I want
to take it out. I want to stretch my legs,
and then I want to use my chair because I
always sit in an aisle seat to hold my bags.
And then since I'm in the aisle there, I like
to stretch out a little bit. And sometimes maybe people
around me don't like it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Well, I know it's pretty much all about Kenny at
that point, out of my way.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I'm important, I have places to go. No, I'm not important.
I'm just faster. That's the average. You'd think that's the
average American. But this isn't even in America. Where is it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Turkey, I believe is the location for this particular story.
And if you're flying into Turkey as an American, you
can still be fine the government or the airline when
the airline lands, when the plane reaches its final destination.
I said, there's two kinds of people. Those who wait
their turn before standing to retrieve their luggage losers guys,
(15:13):
the people ahead of you on the plane are supposed
to get off first. I mean, it just makes sense,
try harder. And then there's those people like Kenny, who
immediately stand up, get their bags and the seat belt
light isn't leave it off yet. Well no, I wait
till the light goes off when you land in Turkey.
Now you'll be fined if you do that. New regulation
(15:33):
the country's Ministry of Transport, so it's it's the government,
not the airline.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
All right. So I'm gonna get fined for standing up
too soon? How about this? What if I call it
constantinople instead of is standbul? That does seem fire? This
is the Walton and Johnson Show.
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