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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So Billy ed what'd you watch last night? The hockey
or the BEET Awards?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That's why I missed the hockey game. Yeah, I was
spent all night trying to find the BET Awards on
my TV. Sure, I don't think my TV gets the
b ET Awards. What channel was the b ET Awards on?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That was on Black Entertainment TV? I gotta think it
was on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I gotta think you probably don't get that editual police
everybody DIDs. I don't think show b E T. I
looked everywhere all night long. Where was it? I don't know?
Did I miss anything good? Well? Of coorse, of course
I did.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Since we're talking about the BEET Awards, can I tip
my hat to my favorite black celebrity today?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Antonio Brown?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Why you'd like an Antonio Brown? I don't think he
was part of the awards show? Was he?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Bro? I had no idea? How cool Antonio Brown? The
former Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown is funny af
This dude is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What do you do? I'll see a stand up now.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Apparently he had sex with Gavin Newsom's wife and now.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's making wait wait, real, for real?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I mean he says he did.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He says he had sex with Gavin Newsom's wife, and
now he's all over social media posting memes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Like maybe it's a game he's playing with Gavin kind
of I don't know, or did he.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
They He posted a meme it said they told me
I couldn't have sex with Gavin Newsom's wife.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I had sex with Gavin Newsom's wife.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Naturally, don't tell her brother he can't new someone.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Here's a post of Gavin Newsom wandering around in empty field.
It says Newsom wondering when Antonio Brown is going to
stop talking about having sex with his wife, and uh, now, yeah,
that's the thing. Here's one where Antonio Brown is standing
behind a tree. It says, watching Newsom's wife do the
walk of shame after she soaked your bedroom. Okay, that's
(01:50):
not a pleasant Here he is playing UNO and he
drew a card and the card says, stop having sex
with Gavin Newsom's wife, or draw twenty five.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh you don't want to draw twenty five. You'll never
get down to Uno.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here's a picture of Gavin Newsome, his wife and Antonio
Brown at a gender reveal party. Some people think this
might be an AI generated photo, but those people are haters.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But and what what color did they come up with
in the gender reveal? Looks like it's pink. Look like
the smoke is black?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh, the smoke is black.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, but the oh uh, who's the father?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't know what that means. Does that mean they
didn't find a pope yet?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Or oh? I get it. It's black smoke. See, I
don't see race. You're black Smoke.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's right. I am a Catholic rapper, that's true. Yeah, yeah,
they stole your your meme. I'm a Catholic rapper. I'm
named Black Smoke, and I'm available for bar Mitzva's call.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Today, Blaq, that's I'm okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Anyway, we're very excited to be here today. It feels good.
We're alive, we're doing our thing. You guys are here today.
Someone in the trades wrote an article about us that
actually wasn't bad today. Cherise, Yeah, she's got the hots
for Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Steve, you're in.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Can you blame her? Bro?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You are so in? You, I mean, if you wanted it,
you know, I don't know where she is. But she
really likes you, my man, and.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I get it. I look, I look at Steve. Steve's
Steve Hanselman for a guy's age. Absolutely Steve's got that
silber Fox for his age. Absolutely well.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
He drives a Porsche, he's got a range Rover, He's
got a house in Colorado. If I was shariss, I'd
like Steve too.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't. I completely like you're maybe trying to get
in ahead of her.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Look I'm not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Colorado half worked pretty good too, all right? Speaking of love,
love is in the air, my friends, I think we
all agree.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Love is so important.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And Trump and Elon back together again the way it
should be, no even better?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Or that did Taylor Swift secretly marry her NFL boyfriend
whatever his name is nobody knows?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh? Yeah, that's what I'm here. And certain people to
say in certain things about other certain people being married
now at all.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Taylor Swift's boyfriend, whatever his name is, nobody knows, may
have nadvernonly let it slip that the who does he
play for?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Kansas City has a football team.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Did you know that this must be new that didn't
seem like a big enough town for an NFL team. Anyway,
they apparently had a secret marriage with Taylor. Chicago Bears
player Cole Kmet. Event planner Eli Natotli shared the details
on his Saturday wedding to Emily Jiro's on some podcast.
I don't know who even knows who that is. The
planner revealed the personalized touches at the ceremony, including a
(04:32):
letter that was addressed to Taylor and her boyfriend, an
inelegantly Calligrapheed table thirteen assignment. I don't understand what any
of that means. What's table thirteen? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm not reading the article. I don't know it said.
They put it in quotes in a table thirteen. It's
like a thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Anyway, it said, we all know Taylor and her fiance
were at a different wedding in Tennessee, yead. Anyway, The
point is they think they got married, so really exciting guys.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
They attend to the NFL. What's the guy's name, the player,
miss mister Swift, Yeah, mister Swift, right exactly. He's got
a cousin in Tennessee and they were at that wedding.
Now have you seen Look look what she's done to
him in his look? That's that's his look. Now, Oh
(05:19):
my god, what a tuck. This is what he used
to look look like. Yeah, he used to look like
a badass. Now he looks like a like a limp
wristed cuckchair boy looks if he wasn't so tall, he
looks like you. He's forming a boy band. Now.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You know what's interesting about that? She's almost as tall
as him. He seems big until he stands next to Taylor.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Or she seems petiting. No, but he's tall.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I don't know, but so she I guess, Oh boy,
that don't look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I guess that's the cousin that got married. Oh he
is gorge.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And he married Blake Lively. Is that who that? That
woman looks like Blake Lively?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Apparently Blake Lively and Taylor are no longer friends. I
don't know what that's supposed to mean or who cares.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But k Met or Comet or whatever his name is,
and Emily his wife. Emily doesn't sound like these names
are just made up. Your name is Comett that, I'm sorry,
where are you from? Yemen?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Comet Allahu Akbar Comet is his last name? Sure if
you say so. We watched a little bit of that
b E T Awards and they were making fun of
uh P Diddy and Kanye, but they didn't have any
good tailor jokes.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Kevin Hart, a funny funny man. Sure you know, took
after Kenny with with a stand up routine. When when
Kevin Hart said, Ken is out, I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna do my thing. Yeah, I've been out on
the road doing stand up and so Kevin Hart was
hosting when he wasn't hosting. Uh didn Carrie Washington decided
she gonna have to host because he won't host. And
(06:54):
he was out there running around in a red for
a coat for a while looking like a food.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I couldn't help but know he's the audience of the
BET Award did not have much much diversity.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
What No, isn't diverse at all?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
There weren't men and women there?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh yeah there were yeah? Okay, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And then that's all the diversity they need.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Don't they invite white people to the BEET Awards? No,
what if there was like, what if the Country Music
Awards didn't feature Beyonce?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
That would be egregious.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, of course it would that they'd have to cancel
the show.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I mean, how do you do the Country Music Awards
without Beyonce? She's the biggest star in country music. Everybody
knows that. I mean, just look at her. She grew
up on a ranch. She rides a horse.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Apparently you can't have more than one at a time
in country music. As though, pooro hoodie, he had to
step off.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah sorry, hoody, Yeah, sit down, Darius. You know I
had always thought she wrote a horse, but it turns
out that was just Jay z Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah? Poor guy? What do you think exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Her? Him?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Or Kerrie Walker? No, what's the Sarah Jessica Parker? Oh,
now now that's not nice. He more resembles a camel,
she of the horse. So completely different comparisons there in appropriate.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Did you ever read any of those articles about how
the camel cigarette guy was supposed to look like a penis,
so when you thought about sex, you'd think about smoking.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But I feel like that would only work with gay guys.
Oh really sure? Because if I look at the camel cigarette, guy,
I wouldn't want to you ever date a woman that smoked.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, but she didn't have a penis. This was the nineties.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You might have been thinking about you.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
You know what, honestly I share that wash my eyes
out now, folks, I believe that loves the answer.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
But you own a handgune just in case. Wilton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Got a few heroes in the audience today.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
How you figure well, I told people, if you go
out and you donate, I'll let you pretend to kick
my ass if you go to Wheelchairs four ears dot org.
And some people did not spend the whole thousand dollars,
like this guy, Drew Drewe Brisco a Brisco Underscore two
three four on x He gave one hundred dollars donation
and he said, if anyone asked, just tell people we're friends.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, okay, true, we are friends. Unless that's true Wheelchairs
for Warriors. Correct, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Good unless telling people I'm your friend creates problems for you,
and then I'll tell people I'm not your friend.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Either way.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Thank you so much for donating at Wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Daughter. We're surprised. Maybe he didn't have a thousand dollars,
but I'm sure maybe he could. You know, he's probably
good for it. I'm just shocked he didn't want to
kick your butt.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, I know, it's a well, pretend to kick my butt.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
That's We'll see about that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And then there's Carnifex Maximus. Also on X he gave
one hundred bucks. People heard the call we need to
raise thirty thousand dollars before the end of the week
for wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, we're down to twenty eight nine, twenty eight hundred dollars.
No to start, We're practically there. It might be more.
I didn't check. Only Tuesday. We've got till Friday or Sunday, Yeah,
which is it?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And then till Friday, and then on Friday night is
the big comedy show at a District two forty nine
with Chad Prather and Jesse Payton in Tomball Texas.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Anybody else gonna be there?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I know, yeah, Kenny Webster, he's the special guest.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Ooh yeah, he's special.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
All right, Yeah, no, absolutely, I'll take that. I'm okay
with it anyway. Thank you to everybody that donates a
Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org. Sadly they don't have enough
funding because the federal government had to give your money
to Ukraine.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I know.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So if you go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org today,
you make a humble donation, whatever it may be. That
Zelensky guy, he's he's pretty clever too, boy he is.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
He is a douche canoe. I don't understand that guy
at all.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, Babylon bias, just the cutest little stories. Depressed President
Trump asks wife Malanya if she'd wear a baseball cap
and say some space stuff just to cheer him up.
He broke up with us boyfriend, you know, so his
wife needs to consult him. That's so cute.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Do you think they get back together to Elon and Trump?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Do they bury it?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
A lot of people think Elon is going to start
his own political party now.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But he's been all over social media defending Trump.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I think he hates politics, and I don't blame him.
He's not from that world, and neither was Trump really
when he got in all those years ago. But you know,
he's come a long way since that ride down the escalator.
So far away. But elon, he's not just America first,
or nationalist or whatever you want to call him. He's
(11:35):
not from here originally. He has a different worldview, let's say,
than you're average American. Sure he's not average, obviously the
richest man in the world. Yeah, he has a whole
different view of life on this planet, much less than
this country because he's from a different planet. And no,
but politics is a different world, and I think he's
(11:58):
glad he's away from it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I would assume you're probably right about that. But I
bet he cleans up on Father's Day. He's got a
lot of kids yet.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's the truth. But they're all buying presents with his money.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
True, But isn't that how it works in everybody's house?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No? True? Yeah, the age old question about Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
What to get the man who already has everything and
asks for nothing?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Father's Day is Sunday? What do I get for the
man who has everything and buy everything? I mean, he
has all key ones, like his old beat up T
shirts from college. And even though I buy him underwear,
he prefers the old, ripped up pears. He calls them
broken in So this year, just wrap up some of
(12:38):
his old shirts and underwear.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
He'll love it, all right.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I'll take him to the brew house too.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't like old underwear, but I do like old
blue jeans and old T shirts. Maybe with just a
little bit of a rip or a orange starting, you know,
up around the collar somewhere, it's more comfortable. Yeah, that's
that's good for especially for you know, nighttime, comfy sleep
and time. Here's the problem with those shirts you wear anything.
The really soft shirts are the shirts that women take
(13:04):
when they sleep over. That's true. I well, some women maybe,
or whoever.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It's not probably not a problem.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
You have to do it. But mister Oos, it's talking
about them. It's just not the same kind of people.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Mister Oh, do you ever think back on your favorite
pairs of sweatpants, T shirts, hoodies that just disappeared after
a one night stand with some girl. You wonder what
happened to that she didn't want to do the walk
ofchet out of her house in the same cocktail.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Trust. I've been a long time though, because I learned
early on you got to pat these ladies down before
you send them on your weight.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
But they're not wearing your clothes when they leave. Oh,
Hell no, you don't have that happen. Hell no, that's
my problem. I mean when I was young, sure, but
you know you can just let that happen so long
for you got to put a stop to it.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
My problem is I can't say no. She's like, oh,
he's got it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's your problem. You're just too sweet.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Where's my What happened to my South Park sweatpants? Oh?
That's right, they are gone.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'll never see them again because I'll never call Cassandra back.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Why won't you call her back? Because he's an insane person,
because she stole your paint.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Because I don't want to get stabbed. That's why you
ever get stabbed like she did.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, it's a little different, doesn't matter. It's besides the
I guess everybody rushed out and got one of those
Trump musk heart tattoos. Is probably regretting that now. Huh?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Is that a real thing?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh no, look at that tattoo? Boy? Look at the detail?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Though.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know it's so good.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
What does it cost? The laser tattoo removal? Is that expensive?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'd never have had one done, but I would imagine
it's at least as pricey as getting the tattoo in
the first place.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You got to go in a few times. I think
it's a few hundred bucks or something. I don't know
what it is. I never I've never had a tattoo.
And it's not that I wouldn't I would get a tattoo.
I just could never think of anything.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Right, something original, and that still means something to you
that will last, hopefully a lifetime, because you don't want
to have to go get it removed later when you
realize you screwed up.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
And then how many tattoos turned out to be trends,
Like the sailor tattoo, you know that look like Popeye,
Well they're like these, like the women that dress like
it's the nineteen fifties but they're punk rockers and they
all have sailor tattoos. But then that trend is coming gone.
Or here's one you'd be more familiar with, the tribal
tramp stamp.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh god, yes, you know what I mean. Sure, don't
forget barbed wire you know, on your on your bicyp
or something. Pamela Anderson I think maybe kind of killed
the barber tattoo thing. She actually did a movie called.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Barbier Wire right.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's Oh, it's easy for me to know if your
mom was a slut in the two thousands because she's
got a lower back tattoo and it's and it just
looks like a scribble. What's that it's tribal? What tribe?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I don't know, nobody knows.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It was a cute story. We saw a couple of
weeks ago about the the Chinese, the the Asian girls
that are getting English words tattooed on their body and
they don't know what it means. And you know, somebody told, oh,
that means love in English, and somebody just wrote cake.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Or what about this one?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
The what's the other tattoo that people always get, Oh,
the yin yang, the little circle, the little Asian circle,
the push me, pull me things.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Or people will get a quote from a book or
something like I we know you don't read.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I know one person that has like an entire Bible
verse tattooed all along the rib cage on the side
of their body. When they put their arm down, can't
see it, and then they raise it up Bible because
nothing says I love God like a Biblical quote near
my armpit exactly It's really weird when they put it
somewhere sexual, you know what I mean, Like, wait, you're
(16:43):
getting biblical verses on your pelvis. That feels like sacrilege
to me. I like the six shooters both pointing right
down here. You see that there was a I forget
the girl's name, but she was kind of famous on
the internet, and she had two six shooters, one kind
of like in the hip area, sure, with the pistol
(17:05):
pointing down to the business area.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
And we're supposed to know who she is because you
say she's famous for being a whore on the internet.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, who was that one girl?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
At this point, there's probably more women that haven't been
horrors on the internet.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I don't like gay people. I don't like Muslims, I
don't like abortions, I don't like anything liberals. But I
really like to get along with people called the Jibba
jabb Walton and Johnson
So Billy ed what'd you watch last night? The hockey
or the BEET Awards?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That's why I missed the hockey game. Yeah, I was
spent all night trying to find the BET Awards on
my TV. Sure, I don't think my TV gets the
b ET Awards. What channel was the b ET Awards on?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
That was on Black Entertainment TV? I gotta think it
was on the internet.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I gotta think you probably don't get that editual police
everybody DIDs. I don't think show b E T. I
looked everywhere all night long. Where was it? I don't know?
Did I miss anything good? Well? Of coorse, of course
I did.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Since we're talking about the BEET Awards, can I tip
my hat to my favorite black celebrity today?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Antonio Brown?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Why you'd like an Antonio Brown? I don't think he
was part of the awards show? Was he?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Bro? I had no idea? How cool Antonio Brown? The
former Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown is funny af
This dude is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What do you do? I'll see a stand up now.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Apparently he had sex with Gavin Newsom's wife and now.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's making wait wait, real, for real?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I mean he says he did.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He says he had sex with Gavin Newsom's wife, and
now he's all over social media posting memes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Like maybe it's a game he's playing with Gavin kind
of I don't know, or did he.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
They He posted a meme it said they told me
I couldn't have sex with Gavin Newsom's wife.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I had sex with Gavin Newsom's wife.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Naturally, don't tell her brother he can't new someone.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Here's a post of Gavin Newsom wandering around in empty field.
It says Newsom wondering when Antonio Brown is going to
stop talking about having sex with his wife, and uh, now, yeah,
that's the thing. Here's one where Antonio Brown is standing
behind a tree. It says, watching Newsom's wife do the
walk of shame after she soaked your bedroom. Okay, that's
(01:50):
not a pleasant Here he is playing UNO and he
drew a card and the card says, stop having sex
with Gavin Newsom's wife, or draw twenty five.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh you don't want to draw twenty five. You'll never
get down to Uno.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here's a picture of Gavin Newsome, his wife and Antonio
Brown at a gender reveal party. Some people think this
might be an AI generated photo, but those people are haters.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But and what what color did they come up with
in the gender reveal? Looks like it's pink. Look like
the smoke is black?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh, the smoke is black.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, but the oh uh, who's the father?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't know what that means. Does that mean they
didn't find a pope yet?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Or oh? I get it. It's black smoke. See, I
don't see race. You're black Smoke.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's right. I am a Catholic rapper, that's true. Yeah, yeah,
they stole your your meme. I'm a Catholic rapper. I'm
named Black Smoke, and I'm available for bar Mitzva's call.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Today, Blaq, that's I'm okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Anyway, we're very excited to be here today. It feels good.
We're alive, we're doing our thing. You guys are here today.
Someone in the trades wrote an article about us that
actually wasn't bad today. Cherise, Yeah, she's got the hots
for Steve.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Steve, you're in.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Can you blame her? Bro?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You are so in? You, I mean, if you wanted it,
you know, I don't know where she is. But she
really likes you, my man, and.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I get it. I look, I look at Steve. Steve's
Steve Hanselman for a guy's age. Absolutely Steve's got that
silber Fox for his age. Absolutely well.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
He drives a Porsche, he's got a range Rover, He's
got a house in Colorado. If I was shariss, I'd
like Steve too.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't. I completely like you're maybe trying to get
in ahead of her.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Look I'm not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Colorado half worked pretty good too, all right? Speaking of love,
love is in the air, my friends, I think we
all agree.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Love is so important.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And Trump and Elon back together again the way it
should be, no even better?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Or that did Taylor Swift secretly marry her NFL boyfriend
whatever his name is nobody knows?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh? Yeah, that's what I'm here. And certain people to
say in certain things about other certain people being married
now at all.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Taylor Swift's boyfriend, whatever his name is, nobody knows, may
have nadvernonly let it slip that the who does he
play for?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Kansas City has a football team.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Did you know that this must be new that didn't
seem like a big enough town for an NFL team. Anyway,
they apparently had a secret marriage with Taylor. Chicago Bears
player Cole Kmet. Event planner Eli Natotli shared the details
on his Saturday wedding to Emily Jiro's on some podcast.
I don't know who even knows who that is. The
planner revealed the personalized touches at the ceremony, including a
(04:32):
letter that was addressed to Taylor and her boyfriend, an
inelegantly Calligrapheed table thirteen assignment. I don't understand what any
of that means. What's table thirteen? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm not reading the article. I don't know it said.
They put it in quotes in a table thirteen. It's
like a thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Anyway, it said, we all know Taylor and her fiance
were at a different wedding in Tennessee, yead. Anyway, The
point is they think they got married, so really exciting guys.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
They attend to the NFL. What's the guy's name, the player,
miss mister Swift, Yeah, mister Swift, right exactly. He's got
a cousin in Tennessee and they were at that wedding.
Now have you seen Look look what she's done to
him in his look? That's that's his look. Now, Oh
(05:19):
my god, what a tuck. This is what he used
to look look like. Yeah, he used to look like
a badass. Now he looks like a like a limp
wristed cuckchair boy looks if he wasn't so tall, he
looks like you. He's forming a boy band. Now.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You know what's interesting about that? She's almost as tall
as him. He seems big until he stands next to Taylor.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Or she seems petiting. No, but he's tall.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I don't know, but so she I guess, Oh boy,
that don't look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I guess that's the cousin that got married. Oh he
is gorge.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And he married Blake Lively. Is that who that? That
woman looks like Blake Lively?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Apparently Blake Lively and Taylor are no longer friends. I
don't know what that's supposed to mean or who cares.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But k Met or Comet or whatever his name is,
and Emily his wife. Emily doesn't sound like these names
are just made up. Your name is Comett that, I'm sorry,
where are you from? Yemen?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Comet Allahu Akbar Comet is his last name? Sure if
you say so. We watched a little bit of that
b E T Awards and they were making fun of
uh P Diddy and Kanye, but they didn't have any
good tailor jokes.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Kevin Hart, a funny funny man. Sure you know, took
after Kenny with with a stand up routine. When when
Kevin Hart said, Ken is out, I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna do my thing. Yeah, I've been out on
the road doing stand up and so Kevin Hart was
hosting when he wasn't hosting. Uh didn Carrie Washington decided
she gonna have to host because he won't host. And
(06:54):
he was out there running around in a red for
a coat for a while looking like a food.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I couldn't help but know he's the audience of the
BET Award did not have much much diversity.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
What No, isn't diverse at all?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
There weren't men and women there?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh yeah there were yeah? Okay, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And then that's all the diversity they need.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Don't they invite white people to the BEET Awards? No,
what if there was like, what if the Country Music
Awards didn't feature Beyonce?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
That would be egregious.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, of course it would that they'd have to cancel
the show.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I mean, how do you do the Country Music Awards
without Beyonce? She's the biggest star in country music. Everybody
knows that. I mean, just look at her. She grew
up on a ranch. She rides a horse.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Apparently you can't have more than one at a time
in country music. As though, pooro hoodie, he had to
step off.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah sorry, hoody, Yeah, sit down, Darius. You know I
had always thought she wrote a horse, but it turns
out that was just Jay z Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah? Poor guy? What do you think exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Her? Him?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Or Kerrie Walker? No, what's the Sarah Jessica Parker? Oh,
now now that's not nice. He more resembles a camel,
she of the horse. So completely different comparisons there in appropriate.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Did you ever read any of those articles about how
the camel cigarette guy was supposed to look like a penis,
so when you thought about sex, you'd think about smoking.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
But I feel like that would only work with gay guys.
Oh really sure? Because if I look at the camel cigarette, guy,
I wouldn't want to you ever date a woman that smoked.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, but she didn't have a penis. This was the nineties.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You might have been thinking about you.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
You know what, honestly I share that wash my eyes
out now, folks, I believe that loves the answer.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
But you own a handgune just in case. Wilton and
Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Got a few heroes in the audience today.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
How you figure well, I told people, if you go
out and you donate, I'll let you pretend to kick
my ass if you go to Wheelchairs four ears dot org.
And some people did not spend the whole thousand dollars,
like this guy, Drew Drewe Brisco a Brisco Underscore two
three four on x He gave one hundred dollars donation
and he said, if anyone asked, just tell people we're friends.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, okay, true, we are friends. Unless that's true Wheelchairs
for Warriors. Correct, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Good unless telling people I'm your friend creates problems for you,
and then I'll tell people I'm not your friend.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Either way.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Thank you so much for donating at Wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Daughter. We're surprised. Maybe he didn't have a thousand dollars,
but I'm sure maybe he could. You know, he's probably
good for it. I'm just shocked he didn't want to
kick your butt.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, I know, it's a well, pretend to kick my butt.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
That's We'll see about that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And then there's Carnifex Maximus. Also on X he gave
one hundred bucks. People heard the call we need to
raise thirty thousand dollars before the end of the week
for wheelchairs for Warriors.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No, we're down to twenty eight nine, twenty eight hundred dollars.
No to start, We're practically there. It might be more.
I didn't check. Only Tuesday. We've got till Friday or Sunday, Yeah,
which is it?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And then till Friday, and then on Friday night is
the big comedy show at a District two forty nine
with Chad Prather and Jesse Payton in Tomball Texas.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Anybody else gonna be there?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I know, yeah, Kenny Webster, he's the special guest.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Ooh yeah, he's special.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
All right, Yeah, no, absolutely, I'll take that. I'm okay
with it anyway. Thank you to everybody that donates a
Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org. Sadly they don't have enough
funding because the federal government had to give your money
to Ukraine.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I know.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So if you go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org today,
you make a humble donation, whatever it may be. That
Zelensky guy, he's he's pretty clever too, boy he is.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
He is a douche canoe. I don't understand that guy
at all.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, Babylon bias, just the cutest little stories. Depressed President
Trump asks wife Malanya if she'd wear a baseball cap
and say some space stuff just to cheer him up.
He broke up with us boyfriend, you know, so his
wife needs to consult him. That's so cute.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Do you think they get back together to Elon and Trump?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Do they bury it?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
A lot of people think Elon is going to start
his own political party now.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But he's been all over social media defending Trump.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I think he hates politics, and I don't blame him.
He's not from that world, and neither was Trump really
when he got in all those years ago. But you know,
he's come a long way since that ride down the escalator.
So far away. But elon, he's not just America first,
or nationalist or whatever you want to call him. He's
(11:35):
not from here originally. He has a different worldview, let's say,
than you're average American. Sure he's not average, obviously the
richest man in the world. Yeah, he has a whole
different view of life on this planet, much less than
this country because he's from a different planet. And no,
but politics is a different world, and I think he's
(11:58):
glad he's away from it.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I would assume you're probably right about that. But I
bet he cleans up on Father's Day. He's got a
lot of kids yet.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's the truth. But they're all buying presents with his money.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
True, But isn't that how it works in everybody's house?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No? True? Yeah, the age old question about Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
What to get the man who already has everything and
asks for nothing?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Father's Day is Sunday? What do I get for the
man who has everything and buy everything? I mean, he
has all key ones, like his old beat up T
shirts from college. And even though I buy him underwear,
he prefers the old, ripped up pears. He calls them
broken in So this year, just wrap up some of
(12:38):
his old shirts and underwear.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
He'll love it, all right.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I'll take him to the brew house too.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't like old underwear, but I do like old
blue jeans and old T shirts. Maybe with just a
little bit of a rip or a orange starting, you know,
up around the collar somewhere, it's more comfortable. Yeah, that's
that's good for especially for you know, nighttime, comfy sleep
and time. Here's the problem with those shirts you wear anything.
The really soft shirts are the shirts that women take
(13:04):
when they sleep over. That's true. I well, some women maybe,
or whoever.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
It's not probably not a problem.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
You have to do it. But mister Oos, it's talking
about them. It's just not the same kind of people.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Mister Oh, do you ever think back on your favorite
pairs of sweatpants, T shirts, hoodies that just disappeared after
a one night stand with some girl. You wonder what
happened to that she didn't want to do the walk
ofchet out of her house in the same cocktail.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Trust. I've been a long time though, because I learned
early on you got to pat these ladies down before
you send them on your weight.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
But they're not wearing your clothes when they leave. Oh,
Hell no, you don't have that happen. Hell no, that's
my problem. I mean when I was young, sure, but
you know you can just let that happen so long
for you got to put a stop to it.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
My problem is I can't say no. She's like, oh,
he's got it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's your problem. You're just too sweet.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Where's my What happened to my South Park sweatpants? Oh?
That's right, they are gone.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'll never see them again because I'll never call Cassandra back.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Why won't you call her back? Because he's an insane person,
because she stole your paint.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Because I don't want to get stabbed. That's why you
ever get stabbed like she did.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, it's a little different, doesn't matter. It's besides the
I guess everybody rushed out and got one of those
Trump musk heart tattoos. Is probably regretting that now. Huh?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Is that a real thing?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh no, look at that tattoo? Boy? Look at the detail?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Though.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know it's so good.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
What does it cost? The laser tattoo removal? Is that expensive?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'd never have had one done, but I would imagine
it's at least as pricey as getting the tattoo in
the first place.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You got to go in a few times. I think
it's a few hundred bucks or something. I don't know
what it is. I never I've never had a tattoo.
And it's not that I wouldn't I would get a tattoo.
I just could never think of anything.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Right, something original, and that still means something to you
that will last, hopefully a lifetime, because you don't want
to have to go get it removed later when you
realize you screwed up.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
And then how many tattoos turned out to be trends,
Like the sailor tattoo, you know that look like Popeye,
Well they're like these, like the women that dress like
it's the nineteen fifties but they're punk rockers and they
all have sailor tattoos. But then that trend is coming gone.
Or here's one you'd be more familiar with, the tribal
tramp stamp.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh god, yes, you know what I mean. Sure, don't
forget barbed wire you know, on your on your bicyp
or something. Pamela Anderson I think maybe kind of killed
the barber tattoo thing. She actually did a movie called.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Barbier Wire right.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's Oh, it's easy for me to know if your
mom was a slut in the two thousands because she's
got a lower back tattoo and it's and it just
looks like a scribble. What's that it's tribal? What tribe?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I don't know, nobody knows.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It was a cute story. We saw a couple of
weeks ago about the the Chinese, the the Asian girls
that are getting English words tattooed on their body and
they don't know what it means. And you know, somebody told, oh,
that means love in English, and somebody just wrote cake.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Or what about this one?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
The what's the other tattoo that people always get, Oh,
the yin yang, the little circle, the little Asian circle,
the push me, pull me things.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Or people will get a quote from a book or
something like I we know you don't read.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I know one person that has like an entire Bible
verse tattooed all along the rib cage on the side
of their body. When they put their arm down, can't
see it, and then they raise it up Bible because
nothing says I love God like a Biblical quote near
my armpit exactly It's really weird when they put it
somewhere sexual, you know what I mean, Like, wait, you're
(16:43):
getting biblical verses on your pelvis. That feels like sacrilege
to me. I like the six shooters both pointing right
down here. You see that there was a I forget
the girl's name, but she was kind of famous on
the internet, and she had two six shooters, one kind
of like in the hip area, sure, with the pistol
(17:05):
pointing down to the business area.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
And we're supposed to know who she is because you
say she's famous for being a whore on the internet.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, who was that one girl?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
At this point, there's probably more women that haven't been
horrors on the internet.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I don't like gay people. I don't like Muslims, I
don't like abortions, I don't like anything liberals. But I
really like to get along with people called the Jibba
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