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June 20, 2025 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Walton Johnson Show is coming to Pete's in Lafayette
on Saturday, June twenty first, from five to seven pm.
So Pete's is back, and everybody says it's better than
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Show is going to be there drinking tasty beers and
eating delicious food.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh you had, I got a fresh new menu and everything.
People are excited.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Pete's laughy at dot Com will be there Saturday, June
twenty first, five to seven pm. Donald Trump may have
found a solution to the Israel Iran crisis.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well we were told he was a noodling on it.
Maybe he's had a brain fart. What does it come
up with?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Now? He thinks we should all pray. Oh thought you
say calm down? It's kind of the same thing if
you think about it. Yeah't wasn't pray just the biblical
equivalent of calm down.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I think maybe a little time out, take a break,
go somewhere by yourself, deep breath and uh ah better.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I just had an epiphany. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm not
called nine to one one. No, no, it's a good thing. Billy,
under your toe. No, No, it's fine. It's not a
heart attack bill yet. I think for now on, instead
of telling women to calm down, we should just tell
them to pray, or that you'll pray for them. Which
would be better depends on the woman. I guess if

(01:15):
I start telling hysterical women to pray, what anything, that's
going to cause them to do.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Actually, I think you're supposed to it the way old
ladies at church do pray on it. You have to say, uh, well, huh,
why don't you pray on it? See, that's how you
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I do enjoy talking to the old ladies at my church.
Oh yeah, that's the best. They always cheer me in
to make good. Pause. Hey, now that it's summer, people
shower a lot more. Did you know that? Apparently there's
a need. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Hey, ladies want to get as clean as a model
and a TV soap commercial, then get new shoulder soap.
You've seen it in all the TV commercials, women flathering
up only their shoulder like this to not feel so good.
But you know, the cleanest shoulders with new shoulder soap.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hey, you've got really shiny shoulders.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Thanks, See what I mean? Shoulder soap not to be
confused with men's chest soap.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh, because of the commercial. The men are always like
a pewter and the women are over here like this.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Why is that? Oh, that shoulder is very seductive. You
know the fact that the shoulder is bare means that
there's nothing old, which of course she's you know, I'll
just wearing a bikini top without a strap. I spent
a lot of time on red pell Twitter. You know
you do. And I've noticed that for some reason, whenever
a woman shows her collarbone, that is really controversial. If

(02:42):
a woman shows her collarbone, oh man, people don't know
how to Some people are offended, really, other people become horny.
It's just it's like they've never seen a collarbone before.
I guess the Mormons had to change their underwear recently
so that the women because they got that excited. Yeah. No, no,
they so they could show a collarbone. Bill yet changed
It's different style. That's not what we're talking about, Bill, Yeah,

(03:04):
they changed that. They had that weird. I don't think
y'all know half a time what y'all told about Ayala. No,
I think we do know now it is.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
An illegal alien considered a criminal.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, I would assume by definition, if you've done something illegal,
you're a criminals.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's right there in the title. Yeah, I can't ever
tell for sure anymore of these days. So instead, if
an illegal alien did something stupid, then it would basically
be criminals is stupid, right, I would agree, So then
it would fit into the program of another because we
have one from New Orleans earlier that was stabbing himself
in the neck.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It wasn't smart, and.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Now we've got another illegal alien criminal illegal alien criminals
is stupid too?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right? You should I play the intro again or
I guess we ought to go ahead and do the
whole thing. Yeah, it's a criminals is stupid report. It's
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(04:07):
And don't forget my homies in Jackson, Mississippi. Oh yeah,
that Jackson that drags kicks every since they put a
Drago's in Jackson Mississippi. I've knowniced Tate Reeves. Seems a
lot cooler. Yeah, that's what it took. Yep, all right,
what's going on today?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
An illegal immigrant with a criminal record has now been
arrested for chasing Donald Trump's attorney around New York City
with a knife.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Which attorney hobbo.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
No, that's why I was concerned. It's the attorney for
the Northern District New York, John Sarcone or something like that.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Apparently he's got a lot of lawyers, this Trump guy.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, he was outside of a hotel in Albany. Now,
back several years ago, Albany decided to declare itself sanctuary
city for the illegal immigrants, and the mayor there signed
her executive order to protect the illegal invaders, the foreigners
who enter the country illegally, to all the sanctuary they need.

(05:08):
So this guy, Saul, they call him an Albany man.
You know how they do that? Sure, saulalas Garcia of Albany,
New York had previously been deported criminal charges pending in Georgia, Virginia, Pennsylvania,
also federal court, and he's.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Got some issues with the law.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Apparently in El Salvador, where he is from as well.
Forty year old guy pulled a knife and lunged at
the attorney, forcing him to flee into the hotel lobby.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
They called the sheriff, the you know, police show up.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
They go outside, they want to check see if he
was still there, and he was, and he was making
the I cut your throat gesture with the finger. They
gonna cut your throat? You sure anyway, suggesting that he
would kill the attorney. And he'd been, you know, chasing
after you with a with a knife, probably one of
them Il Salvadora knives too.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Also, are they worse? What is it? Oh? Yeah, you
don't want to mess with those. Oh no, I would
never know you. I'm just looking at his rap sheet.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
He he's a making threads, physical injury, previously deported, re
entering the country.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's a multiple felonies that are just waiting, if if
somebody would just enforce the law we have instead of
spending all day long trying to come up with some
new laws. Yeah, the Democrats have gone in all in
on lawlessness. That's there. Oh yeah, hey, well it turns
out intelligence is not an epidemic. It's just as true
with this character. You're describing to us as it is

(06:42):
with what Congresswoman ilhan Omar of Minnesota just said. Welcome.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
This guy would't chase an ilhan Omar around with a
knife because then they'd get it, they'd take it serious.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, we wish no harm on her anyone else, right,
pilliod Huh right, PILLIID, we don't wish any harm on anyone,
right ilhan Omar. Yesterday, Billyeah, Yes, he agreed. He's nodding
his head. Yes, yesterday. Ilhan Omer took to the X
platform and said the following. She said, one hundred and
sixty years ago, on June nineteenth, eighteen sixty five, slavery

(07:12):
ended in this country. Today, we celebrate black freedom, resilience,
and achievement, and continue the work to root out systematic
racism from our politics and our institutions. So racism is
over sixty years ago, it's gone well, but they're still
going to root it out. She's saying that we're still
fighting racism today. I thought she said it was over. Okay.

(07:32):
She has now deleted this post or whoever posted, And
the reason why she deleted the post is because in
the comments section it became flooded with remarks from people
pointing out how the country where she is from, hu Somalia,
still has ninety eight thousand slaves. Really, yeah, ninety eight
thousand people experienced forced labor or force marriage in Somalia.

(07:54):
In a recent report, in terms of prevalence of modern slavery,
Somalia ranks among the highest in the world and in Africa.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
She's obviously demonstrating the standard democrat ploy the tactic, if
you will, of accusing other people of doing the stuff
that they're doing. Right now, she's accusing of America of
being the country that Somalia actually is, exactly, and she's
gonna stand over here like the people waving the Mexican

(08:24):
flags in Los Angeles last week. They're gonna stand here
in America and tell you how horrible it is, but
not go back.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Samaya has go back ninety eight thousand slaves. I don't
have one slave, and I wouldn't want any either, Oh,
of course not. I find that to be disgusting. Shame
on you, Samaria.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Late at night, when you know you're watching TV, you're
really into a show, your streaming multiple episodes, don't you
wish you had somebody that would just bring you you know,
like a bull of ice cream or something, you know,
without having to get up, pause the show, turn, all
the lights go, you know, do the scooping and the
just so nice that somebody would just wait on you.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, it's funny you bring that up, mister Kenneth. The
breeders figured out a solution to your dilemma. It's called
getting married, having a heteronormative relationship, and pro creating. What's
that bad?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Because democracy basically means governments by the people, half the people,
for the people, but the people are retarded.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Stay tuned for more, Waltman Johnson.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
We need more trouble in this country, or not the
trouble pretending to what it turns out it was in
trouble after all. I just hauled a bunch of bunch
of people, men and women and even children, turned out
into the street yesterday in some city in New Jersey,
and they were all waving flags and hollering and screaming
and just starting up a big ruckus.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Was it for a gyn teenth No?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Actually, it turns out remember that last living American hostage
that was released about a month ago. Ah, yeah, I
saw this, Yeah, I'm he returned back to his hometown
of Tenafly, New Jersey, and this was like America from
the nineteen fifties. Citizens of the town line the streets

(10:12):
yesterday to celebrate the homecoming of this freed American Israeli hostage.
He's twenty one year old Jersey native, finally got to
come home after being freed nearly what a month ago.
But they, you know, check him out and go through
some stuff. And now the look kids like on the

(10:35):
street when the circus would come to town or something.
But they're waving American flags and they're happy. You don't
see people pouring out into the street for happiness very often, No,
you really don't.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Nowadays. It's very uncommon. Warming.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Now, the sad part about that is there are still
and this is a country we're negotiating with, there are
still believe to be fifty two hostages remaining in Gaza,
twenty of them thought to be possibly still alive.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
So isn't that good news? But none of them are American? Right, yeah,
all the Americans arend.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
You know, they're less important. Well maybe maybe a little.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
A little bit less. Sorry, sorry, you're an American, You're
a little more important. That's the whole point.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
His name is Eden Alexander Brown. His mother and father
just joyful faces when they first released him and they
got to hug him, you know, glad he was still
with us.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, that's fantastic news, you know. On that note, I
have a little bit of information here that can complicate
people's opinions when it comes to whether or not we
should go to war with Iran. I understand right now
there's a rift in the MAGA movement, especially online in
places like ax where MAGA influencers are publicly debating over
whether or not we should help Israel destroy Iran.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
And anytime there's a rift, as you say, your enemy
will exploit that. So believe me, a lot of the
rift stories were probably cooked up by somebody who wants
it to happen.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
All right, follow me down the rabbit hole for just
a minute here, Well, who's hole. It's a figure. It's
a figure of speech.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Belly.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
The rabbits were injured in the exploration of these holes.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, it's not even a real haul belly out here.
Good Yeah, Okay. As a lot of you are already aware,
it probably doesn't surprise you. In case you don't know,
Thailand leads the world lady boys. That's correct, they got
the number one. I guess those surgeons over there are
especially skillful.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Or maybe that's just late. The men come out looking
like ladies half the time.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Anyway, it turns out that the country of Thailand has
more sex change surgeries in a year than any other
country on Earth. Now here's where it gets a little complicated.
A lot of these anti war maga guys are staunch
social conservatives. They don't like gay marriage, they don't like marijuana.
You know, they're they're on the far right. They're socially
paleo conservative. I believe they're called well, and they're also

(12:58):
against war with I. Well, it turns out when you
make a list of all the countries where they're doing
the most transgender operations, number two on the list is Iran.
Get the hell out, it's true. Huh. It's the only
Muslim country in the world where not only is it
okay to be a transgender the government will pay for
your procedure.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Just wonder now, maybe if the government is forcing some
of the people to have it.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
They are okay. Yeah, Sometimes when there's a gay guy,
he gets copying gay. They just like, you know what,
you just should be a woman. That's what happens. Yeah
they do that, yes, or well that's hateful. So I'm
sure we all agree, you know, war is bad in everything,
and we also agree you shouldn't do gender modification surgery
on kids.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Do they do that negotiation as to whether you're gonna
be gay or you're gonna get to surgery?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Do they do that from the roof of the building.
It's a good question.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I imagine that's probably when most people will say, I
guess I'll take the surgery.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, gotta figure right, that are a long way down. Well,
if you're one of these staunch social conservatives who's also
anti war, and you're standing here trying to stop Donald
Trump from sending drones to go bomb and destroy Iran,
but at the same time you're being told that those
drones would be destroying the hospitals where they're doing sex
change procedures on kids and unwilling participants, I bet that

(14:13):
kind of complicates your whole position a little bit, doesn't it.
This is really getting tough. I'm not trying to talk
anybody into it. This hasn't changed my opinion about it,
but it does complicate things for some. Uh, huh. I'm
just saying it can be tricky. Here's another one. Isn't
it interesting how when new information becomes available, suddenly public
figures will totally change their advocacy for something. Oh, I
want to hear more. I'll give you an example. Here

(14:35):
in Houston, Texas, where our flagship station's at, we have
a couple of local lawmakers, city council members, Mario Castillo
and Abby Cayman. Ever heard of them. Castillo is a
he's a what noo, He's a Houston City Council member
like lawmaking stuff, makes the rules rules for the city.
And the other one's Abby Cayman. Y'all know who this is,

(14:56):
mister Kenneth, you probably obviously you've probably been at a
gallo before with Gayla. By the way, guess I think
it's Gaelah. Okay, that's fine anyway. Mario and Abby recently
posted photos of themselves on social media at the No
Kings Day march next to signs that we're calling for
violence against Donald Trump. Here's one with Mario standing here
with his back to the camera proudly holding a microphone,

(15:19):
and just a little to the right of him is
a poster that says, is he dead yet? Eighty six
forty seven? That's not nice. It says today, I talk
about Biden today, I know they're talking about Donald Trump.
Are you sure? Biden gotta be a lot closer? It
seems like Billy d It says eighty six forty seven,
Who do you think they're talking about? Forty seven? The
forty seventh president talking about donalds He knows what you're saying.

(15:42):
It says today, I stand with Mike and anyway after
get Kenny floistered. So they posted this on social media
and people noticed, and as soon as a local journalist,
a friend of mine named Joseph Trimmer, who writes for
Texas scorecard dot Com, screenshotted the images and shared them
to his social media accounts Suddenly Mario and Abby deleted
the photos of themselves. Suddenly. Yeah, just like how ilhan

(16:04):
Omar deleted that thing about slavery in America when there's
still slavery in Somonia. But deleting it don't make it
go away, does it. The Internet is forever. The Internet
is forever. It's I'm just making up the song. I
don't really have a jingle to go with that. No
way you just you just came up with that off
the top of your head, just like that, right off,
just free just freeballed it. Brilliant. Thanks, pretty good. Huh,

(16:25):
that's the way to go. I agree. So if I
got this right, and.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Help me if i'm if if a thinking is out
of line here, sure, Iran says, if we if we
don't mess with them, okay, they're gonna develop a nuclear bomb,
they might use it against us. And if we do
mess with them, they're gonna develop a nuclear bomb and
use it against us. That to me seems like a
pretty easy decision to make. If it's gonna happen anyway,

(16:53):
you might as well mess with them.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I don't know. I think it's more important than ever
that we protect all the transgenders in Iran. Thank you.
We have to war from happening. Stop just thinking about
yourself all the time, America, What about the people over there.
Some of my friends who are fervently anti war with
Iran have been posting this video to social media of
Benjamin Net and Yahoo over the years. Once every year

(17:15):
or two, Benjamin Net and Yahoo will give a speech
in English where he says Iran is three weeks away
from having full nuclear capabilities. This is like that climate change.
We've got three years left, we've got one year left,
we've got six days. Ah, and then nothing happens. And
they all think that's hilarious. They think it proves that
Benjamin net and Yahoo is lying. And I don't know,
a little hyperbolic. Maybe he's probably not wrong, probably not,

(17:38):
But also at the same time, and I know, I'm
probably just gonna get hate mail for pointing this out.
If Iran has nukes, but China and Russia and North
Korea and Pakistan already have nukes and they already hate us,
and they're all friends with each other. How does this
change anything?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
That shows you just how much people don't trust Iran.
Even the other people in the neighborhood don't want them
to have one interesting too, they're sketchy.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Putin told Trump this week he would help negotiate a
peace deal with Iran, and Trump Trump was like, Putin,
why don't you just sit this one.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Out, negotiate a piece deal with the people that you're
at war with?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
How about that? Yeah? How about you negotiate peace with Russia? First?
Catch them outside? Huh yeah, catch me outside? How about that?
About that? How about that. Indeed, Oh Boy, a New
York City artist who has worked with major brands, was
arrested and taken off a Southwest flight Tuesday morning. Wait
a second, is this what I think it is?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh stick kicked off? Stick around? It's coming up right
after this.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
And what I don't like is if the business is
true that you left your moms in the hood, somebody
goes smoke that you you don't leave your moms nowhere.
You have money and you left your mom's there. You're
You're a sick to my stomach fan. But if it's
not true, sure, and he's just talking.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
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