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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's what rules the world.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Show is You see who's on TV right now? You
see that guy, Yeah, it's Tim Scott, one of the
two closeted lawmakers senators from the state of South.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Carolina closeted house.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So well, mister Kenneth, they're not open about their lifestyle
like you are. You know, oh really, yeah, Tim Scott,
remember Tim Scott was if you're Lindsey Graham or Tim
Scott's age and you're just now like Tim Scott, I
think recently got engaged. And even Donald Trump made a
joke about it. He's like, we thought he'd never get married.
Right anyway, Tim, he's putting on a show. I guess
(00:39):
he's got a new book out though. He's got a
new book out about how America is not racist. And
I can't help but remember what happened a few years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
But he's black, he is, well, of course, it's it
has to be racist for him to get ahead, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Tim Scott is right now trying to make the point
that America is not racist. I think that even even
that's like a dumb statement.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You remember, he's a Republican though, so he doesn't have
to fall back on the excuse of being a victim
of the racism that has permeated this country for four
hundred years, even though it hadn't been a country that long.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, but that's exactly what he did.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah. In the summer of twenty twenty, Tim Scott joined
the Democrats in saying that we needed police reform, which
was just coded language for defund the police.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, I don't care for that. Did he do that
reel out loud? Or did I just miss it?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm looking at his website right now. Here's a post
from June twenty third, twenty twenty. I remember it vividly
because it was my birthday and it says here tim
Scott once quiet on matters of race, embrace's key role
on police reform, and he's talking about why some cops
are racist and how it's a problem that this and
that happen. And the same guy that put this blog
(01:56):
post on his websites on TV right now selling a
book about how we don't need police form.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, yeah, because he has to sell a book now,
so you say what you have to say to, you know,
get the book sold.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Speaking of books, have you guys finished Kamala Harris's book yet.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh my god, no, she I don't think she's finished
writing it yet.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's called one hundred and seven Days. It's not out
till September. When does it come out? I don't know.
I was just kind of joking because I know you
didn't read it. I don't think. I don't think her
ghost writer finished it yet.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's called one hundred and seven Days or other suggestions
for the title, which she might still go with by
the time it hits the shelves. Two hundred and twenty
eight boxes of wine love that one, or five hundred
and thirty five cackling fits. They all pretty much sum
up her run for president, don't they.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
One of the most bonor destroying things I've ever seen
in my life is that that image of Kamala where
she's trying to be funny and nobody in the audience
is laughing. So she starts laughing at her own joke
to let you know it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And that happens pretty regularly when she's on stage. It's
so hard to look at. It's the cringiest thing.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
As somebody that dabbles in stand up comedy. Dude, the
joke's not working.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Move on. To the next one.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Let people always think comics comedians that when one of
their jokes doesn't hit, like it crushes or it hurts us.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
We've got forty more jokes to tell in the next
twenty minutes. It'll be fine. Kamala Harris really thought when
she was putting this speech together that that joke was
gonna hit.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's the one.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And if it doesn't hit, she's just got to stand
there and what do I do. I'm not getting a laugh.
I'll let everyone know it is a joke. Cackle, O god,
cackle really loud and obnoxiously. That helps. If you don't
like being told when to laugh, you should join us
this Friday night, thank You at Bruski's in Hattiesburg, and
then on Saturday night we're going to be in Denhim
(03:47):
Springs at Southern Rhythm. Apparently they put up a billboard
for us and Denham Springs in the Baton Rouge area
and it's caused a lot of traffic. Adds all that handsomeness.
I'm that billboard.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Imagine it's going to be quite just people drove by.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
They looked up at that billboard and they were like, damn,
those guys are handsome, and then nine people died.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They were all nuns, boomed like that. I know. That's
the worst part.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
They were nuns because not only do they drive off
the road and die, but they were being lustful while.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
They did it.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh no, I know, I feel really bad about that.
I got Jesse. He's a handsome thing, he really is.
I think it's the muscles. It's the tattoos.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
When are you gonna get your sleeves? You know, get
your arms all tatted up with sleeves.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm just not a tattoo guy.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Come on, you weren't a stand up comedian a year
ago either, but look at you today.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I know I do a lot now. It's started of
a thing I stumbled into and trying.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
To Is he a stand up comedian or is he
in stand up comedy?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm a human being having a human experience, and you
hurt his feelings?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man, Not really. I know where his feelings are and
I didn't get anywhere near it. That's true. My feelings
are below mo waist, there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I I enjoy doing it, but you know we're out
doing it for a good cause.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The comedy. Yeah, what you're doing it when you said
below the waves.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know, we're out trying to make people laugh so
we can help disabled military veterans and change the world,
improve improve lives. It's not about us trying to get
laid while we're out on the road on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That would be tacky.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's certainly not about the three hundred dollars we're going
to make in free drink tickets. That wouldn't be worth
it at all. A lot of money to some people,
you know, like me, Jack and cokex A, Jack and Coke,
you know what I mean anyway, But it is about
this today. Jasmine Crockett wants you to know that when
she talks about violently attacking Republicans, it's just an analogy. Relax, Relax,
(05:36):
she doesn't mean it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Literally.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Everybody, when a Republican says anything that could possibly be
taken as violent, they do, but not when she does it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
All the Democrats in Texas flew up to Chicago, Illinois,
and they drove out, Yeah, well a few of them did, yeah,
And they drove out to the whitest suburb, Warrenville. If
you don't know where Warrenville is, it's not far away
from Aurora, and I bet you're familiar with.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The movie Wayne's World. Well there was there a black guy.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, no, no, they're in the whitest place in Illinois.
They went to the most gerrymandered state and found the cleanest,
whitest place they could so they could tell you why
Texas sucks, which is ironic because the people that live
there are fleeing there in droves to try to get
to Texas exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And here is.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Jasmine Crockett standing at a podium with al Green and
a bunch of other Democrat lawmakers who you pay some federal,
some state, but that far.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Left over there, this guy right here, far left that
one take. I mean, I don't know, I know who
al Green is. I don't know who she is. I
don't know. That's not to leave or no, any of those.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, it's not no, No, these are people are all
from Illinois to leave Rashida to Leib's from uh Michigan,
I think anyway or someplace. If I got a list
of all the Texas Democrats, you'd probably recognize it very ugly.
For those that don't know what we're looking at on
the screen, it's a very ugly woman wearing an animal
print dress.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, there ain't no pretty ones on there.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's always a bull well, I think, to be fair,
Jasmine Crocket's famous because she's got long eyelashes.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You know what's coming out of her mouth, which makes
her ugly. Some people like that, though, Billy, is that right?
I mean it's not for me. But anyway, here's where
Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Says, did they talk a lot of noise, But these
guys are weak.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's why they're over here trying to bully people.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Bullies are always weak.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
The difference is they expect democrats to kind of be
the nice guys that we are.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They expect us.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
To take the punch and say thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, I am here to tell you not only are
we gonna push back, but we.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
About to beat you down.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh, We're about to beat you down. She finally found
her her ghetto styling there towards the end of her speech.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
One year ago, right around now, well it was one
year ago. In a couple of weeks whatever, someone tried
to kill the president and then they tried to do
it again. He wasn't president at the time, but he
was still the leader of the and in between now
and then, and four years ago and eight years ago
and in between now and that point, there's been a
(08:04):
lot of examples of violent, angry leftists attacking Republicans, ice agents.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Physically attacking, violently attacked, not talking about it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Now, could you imagine if Republicans talked like that and
then like, I'm I almost want to do it just
for comedic effect, but I don't want that SoundBite to exist,
Like if we walked around we're like, well, if they're
gonna shoot us with bullets in the face, then we
need to Now I'm not gonna go there because I
don't want that to happen. I don't think we should
get into that kind of rhetoric. And then to point out, oh,
it's just an analogy.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Now Republicans have done that, and the Democrats have reacted
exactly the way you expected. Years ago, in Arizona, a
woman named Gabby Giffords was shot and they said that
it was a right wing extremely the Alaskan woman Sarah
Palance Sarah, it was Sarah Palin's fault because she said, uh,
(09:00):
we've looked around at these different states and they're different elections,
and we have put Democrats in the crosshairs as it,
which means they were targeting them to try to remove
them from office with a vote with an election. Well,
of course the Democrats said, cross hairs, that's what we're
gonna shoot people. And they, you know, went out of
(09:21):
their way to exaggerate everything. But you can't do that
if you're a Republican.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And don't leave out the most important part.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The person at shock, Gabby Gifford's a Democrat, not a conservative, No,
not at all.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, spend your time getting all fixed up for a party.
Why go messing yourself up by getting drunk. Stay sober.
It looks better on stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
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know who the Struts are? Struts?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's a band.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
They're a newer band. That's why it sounds like a song,
you know, but it sounds new.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, you don't fund a lot to be original.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, that's yeah, it's it's it's a new rock band
with a classic rock band.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
This When he counts off the gestures, it's one, two, Well,
the third one's not here yet. He must be a
black fellow.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, exactly right, Yeah, not probably another one of those
black rednecks.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You know what I mean? Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't like people criticizing the black rednecks. First of all,
I'm here, and second of all, y'all racist. Even when
you are trying to explain racism, you're racist. You have
perfected the model of racism, is what the Waldon Johnson
Show has done.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And I'm gonna have to stay up and say no,
hell to. Then what are you talking? I'm mister h
We're defending Denzel Perryman. He got arrested. They detained him
for four days. I think they did him wrong just
because he's a black man from Texas. I thought that
was wrong for them to do. They also mentioned Johnson
from Oklahoma and talked about him being a red neck.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, yeah, a black red No that see that? Y'all
just can't help yourself, can you?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
That would be that would be what we call a
burgundy uh neck, A burgundy neck. What is that?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You mean? Burgundy like maroon, like dark red.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Burgundy, just like the street in New Orleans. Yeah, it's
it's a burgundy.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I'm sorry. So when a black guy is a redneck,
he's a burgundy neck. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I didn't well, whatever they did him wrong, we're standing
up for him.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I heard you try. I heard you act like you
was making the effort. But that's how racist will do you.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
But we're fighting against racism. Mister, How could you be
mad at us? We're on your side or his side.
I mean, it's not your you know it's on you
on my side. Wasn't your experience? Y'all know, Uh, my partner,
my training partner over at one to one they always
talking about. In fact, you know he lived this place.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well, I live at a different place called one to
one Fitness on Richmond And uh, y'all, y'all know my boy,
Kenny Williams.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I do. I like his name.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
He is a yeah, you like part of it. He
is a Burgundy nick. His name is, his name's Kenny W.
I think that's right. I like that about him. And
he uh he got you know, country cows and uh
you know, nid hat and everything. He a Begundy nick. Say,
that's what I'm saying. Black people from the country are
(12:16):
just built different. You know, that's the backbone of America.
Those are good folks.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And I stand in solidarity with every black man who
is ever driving to a gun range while abiding citizen
got harassed by some commie in California for his gun
that was complying in the state of Texas, but not
on the West Coast.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's a bunch of bs. Yeah you big fan, big fan?
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I mean I'm a big fan of his rights and liberties.
I may not give a damn about the La Chargers,
but he's in.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
The NFL for that matter. Although preseason, you know, kind
of kicking in. Now you know how I feel about it.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I like watching it. I just don't get mad when
my team loses. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I know y'all prefer college football, most right thinking people do.
And now as a series on TV starting today is
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Speaker 1 (13:02):
Y'all get the netflick. I do, get the netflick. Yeah,
get Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's called SEC Football Any Given Saturday, behind the scenes
documentary of last year's SEC season.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Hang on, it's called any Given Saturday? Could they have
tried less? It's called any Given Saturday. That's the laziest name.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I've ever heard. It's a takeoff any givel Sunday. I
did get that, so it was a take off.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
It ain't lazy if you would it worked hard to
attach it to something that was already a thing.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What Saturday Is for the Boys was already taken wasn't
available for Sorry, we wanted to call it something else,
but we can.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Speaking of new shows, I guess you know. King of
the Hill is available for you now on the Hulu.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I put it on and watched the first episode last night.
What do you think. I was not disappointed.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
No, no, it was a good show. Not gonna discuss it.
We're not gonna You're not gonna say anything, are you don't?
Don't ruin it? I will, Okay, I'll ruin One thing
turns out, in spite of the fact that Bobby moved
to Dallas, Yeah, and became a chef. He's got a
fusion the Lutin Fancy restaurant. Turns out, at least so far,
(14:15):
he ain't gay.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, he's not gay.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh, I'm sure you feel happy about that. But he
wasn't gay in the Orige. Remember he did.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
He was a little key and he didn't know what
he wanted back then. But now he's a groat ash
man and it kind of sounded like they were you're
pushing him off of the gay building there.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, I won't ruin it for you, but yeah, what
were they isis what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You? You never know? It's not based in Palestine.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's there in Arlin, which is a combination of Arlington
and what's the other thing? Didn't they take two Texas
towns and combine him together. What's the other place I'm
thinking of anyway?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Arlington? Yeah, but there was another one. I forget what
it is. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
The point is they make an interesting point though people forget.
Sometimes chefs get chicks.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh they do.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Okay, do you not know any If they want chicks,
they get them. I'm assuming but not all of them
want chicks. Yeah, but he's like, that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
In a post. Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Twenty hear say post malone in a post. Now you
left me hanging.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I mentally, I just put Malone in there.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I was trying to remember Anthony Bourdain's name, but.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I had a Oh, it's Anthony Anthony Boardin in a
post Anthony Boardane world. Men who can throw down in
a kitchen sometimes do get laid. But I still think
when you're at home, you should let a woman cook.
That's just my policy.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Unless you're dealing with grills, you know, open flame fire
or outdoor cooking. It's kind of a man's job.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
There are two or three things a man could cook.
It's so wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
A man can grill, that's totally acceptable. And if a
woman has just spent the night, it's totally acceptable to
make breakfast first. Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
By the way, cooking over a campfire also mainly a
man's job because women are used to fancy kitchens and
utensils and things, and out in the country. You know,
if you're camping and you got you an open fire,
you got to learn to do things a little different.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yep, And that's helped men do it. It's true. Yeah,
it makes a lot of sense. Women.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You're cute, you're pretty, you look nice, you're good when
you're baking things. But as far as open fire goes,
why don't you just leave that to us?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Pies, cakes, muffins, that's all your your job there.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
How did you know all the nicknames I had for her?
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
We have a problem.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
What's the problem? Nothing? No, seriously, what's the problem. Nothing?
It's whatever, you don't care anyway, Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
That's what rules the world.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Show is You see who's on TV right now? You
see that guy, Yeah, it's Tim Scott, one of the
two closeted lawmakers senators from the state of South.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Carolina closeted house.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So well, mister Kenneth, they're not open about their lifestyle
like you are. You know, oh really, yeah, Tim Scott,
remember Tim Scott was if you're Lindsey Graham or Tim
Scott's age and you're just now like Tim Scott, I
think recently got engaged. And even Donald Trump made a
joke about it. He's like, we thought he'd never get married.
Right anyway, Tim, he's putting on a show. I guess
(00:39):
he's got a new book out though. He's got a
new book out about how America is not racist. And
I can't help but remember what happened a few years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
But he's black, he is, well, of course, it's it
has to be racist for him to get ahead, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Tim Scott is right now trying to make the point
that America is not racist. I think that even even
that's like a dumb statement.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You remember, he's a Republican though, so he doesn't have
to fall back on the excuse of being a victim
of the racism that has permeated this country for four
hundred years, even though it hadn't been a country that long.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, but that's exactly what he did.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah. In the summer of twenty twenty, Tim Scott joined
the Democrats in saying that we needed police reform, which
was just coded language for defund the police.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, I don't care for that. Did he do that
reel out loud? Or did I just miss it?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm looking at his website right now. Here's a post
from June twenty third, twenty twenty. I remember it vividly
because it was my birthday and it says here tim
Scott once quiet on matters of race, embrace's key role
on police reform, and he's talking about why some cops
are racist and how it's a problem that this and
that happen. And the same guy that put this blog
(01:56):
post on his websites on TV right now selling a
book about how we don't need police form.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, yeah, because he has to sell a book now,
so you say what you have to say to, you know,
get the book sold.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Speaking of books, have you guys finished Kamala Harris's book yet.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh my god, no, she I don't think she's finished
writing it yet.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's called one hundred and seven Days. It's not out
till September. When does it come out? I don't know.
I was just kind of joking because I know you
didn't read it. I don't think. I don't think her
ghost writer finished it yet.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's called one hundred and seven Days or other suggestions
for the title, which she might still go with by
the time it hits the shelves. Two hundred and twenty
eight boxes of wine love that one, or five hundred
and thirty five cackling fits. They all pretty much sum
up her run for president, don't they.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
One of the most bonor destroying things I've ever seen
in my life is that that image of Kamala where
she's trying to be funny and nobody in the audience
is laughing. So she starts laughing at her own joke
to let you know it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And that happens pretty regularly when she's on stage. It's
so hard to look at. It's the cringiest thing.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
As somebody that dabbles in stand up comedy. Dude, the
joke's not working.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Move on. To the next one.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Let people always think comics comedians that when one of
their jokes doesn't hit, like it crushes or it hurts us.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
We've got forty more jokes to tell in the next
twenty minutes. It'll be fine. Kamala Harris really thought when
she was putting this speech together that that joke was
gonna hit.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's the one.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And if it doesn't hit, she's just got to stand
there and what do I do. I'm not getting a laugh.
I'll let everyone know it is a joke. Cackle, O god,
cackle really loud and obnoxiously. That helps. If you don't
like being told when to laugh, you should join us
this Friday night, thank You at Bruski's in Hattiesburg, and
then on Saturday night we're going to be in Denhim
(03:47):
Springs at Southern Rhythm. Apparently they put up a billboard
for us and Denham Springs in the Baton Rouge area
and it's caused a lot of traffic. Adds all that handsomeness.
I'm that billboard.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Imagine it's going to be quite just people drove by.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
They looked up at that billboard and they were like, damn,
those guys are handsome, and then nine people died.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They were all nuns, boomed like that. I know. That's
the worst part.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
They were nuns because not only do they drive off
the road and die, but they were being lustful while.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
They did it.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh no, I know, I feel really bad about that.
I got Jesse. He's a handsome thing, he really is.
I think it's the muscles. It's the tattoos.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
When are you gonna get your sleeves? You know, get
your arms all tatted up with sleeves.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm just not a tattoo guy.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Come on, you weren't a stand up comedian a year
ago either, but look at you today.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I know I do a lot now. It's started of
a thing I stumbled into and trying.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
To Is he a stand up comedian or is he
in stand up comedy?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm a human being having a human experience, and you
hurt his feelings?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man, Not really. I know where his feelings are and
I didn't get anywhere near it. That's true. My feelings
are below mo waist, there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I I enjoy doing it, but you know we're out
doing it for a good cause.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The comedy. Yeah, what you're doing it when you said
below the waves.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know, we're out trying to make people laugh so
we can help disabled military veterans and change the world,
improve improve lives. It's not about us trying to get
laid while we're out on the road on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That would be tacky.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's certainly not about the three hundred dollars we're going
to make in free drink tickets. That wouldn't be worth
it at all. A lot of money to some people,
you know, like me, Jack and cokex A, Jack and Coke,
you know what I mean anyway, But it is about
this today. Jasmine Crockett wants you to know that when
she talks about violently attacking Republicans, it's just an analogy. Relax, Relax,
(05:36):
she doesn't mean it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Literally.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Everybody, when a Republican says anything that could possibly be
taken as violent, they do, but not when she does it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
All the Democrats in Texas flew up to Chicago, Illinois,
and they drove out, Yeah, well a few of them did, yeah,
And they drove out to the whitest suburb, Warrenville. If
you don't know where Warrenville is, it's not far away
from Aurora, and I bet you're familiar with.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The movie Wayne's World. Well there was there a black guy.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, no, no, they're in the whitest place in Illinois.
They went to the most gerrymandered state and found the cleanest,
whitest place they could so they could tell you why
Texas sucks, which is ironic because the people that live
there are fleeing there in droves to try to get
to Texas exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And here is.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Jasmine Crockett standing at a podium with al Green and
a bunch of other Democrat lawmakers who you pay some federal,
some state, but that far.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Left over there, this guy right here, far left that
one take. I mean, I don't know, I know who
al Green is. I don't know who she is. I
don't know. That's not to leave or no, any of those.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
No, it's not no, No, these are people are all
from Illinois to leave Rashida to Leib's from uh Michigan,
I think anyway or someplace. If I got a list
of all the Texas Democrats, you'd probably recognize it very ugly.
For those that don't know what we're looking at on
the screen, it's a very ugly woman wearing an animal
print dress.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, there ain't no pretty ones on there.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's always a bull well, I think, to be fair,
Jasmine Crocket's famous because she's got long eyelashes.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You know what's coming out of her mouth, which makes
her ugly. Some people like that, though, Billy, is that right?
I mean it's not for me. But anyway, here's where
Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Says, did they talk a lot of noise, But these
guys are weak.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's why they're over here trying to bully people.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Bullies are always weak.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
The difference is they expect democrats to kind of be
the nice guys that we are.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They expect us.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
To take the punch and say thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, I am here to tell you not only are
we gonna push back, but we.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
About to beat you down.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh, We're about to beat you down. She finally found
her her ghetto styling there towards the end of her speech.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
One year ago, right around now, well it was one
year ago. In a couple of weeks whatever, someone tried
to kill the president and then they tried to do
it again. He wasn't president at the time, but he
was still the leader of the and in between now
and then, and four years ago and eight years ago
and in between now and that point, there's been a
(08:04):
lot of examples of violent, angry leftists attacking Republicans, ice agents.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Physically attacking, violently attacked, not talking about it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Now, could you imagine if Republicans talked like that and
then like, I'm I almost want to do it just
for comedic effect, but I don't want that SoundBite to exist,
Like if we walked around we're like, well, if they're
gonna shoot us with bullets in the face, then we
need to Now I'm not gonna go there because I
don't want that to happen. I don't think we should
get into that kind of rhetoric. And then to point out, oh,
it's just an analogy.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Now Republicans have done that, and the Democrats have reacted
exactly the way you expected. Years ago, in Arizona, a
woman named Gabby Giffords was shot and they said that
it was a right wing extremely the Alaskan woman Sarah
Palance Sarah, it was Sarah Palin's fault because she said, uh,
(09:00):
we've looked around at these different states and they're different elections,
and we have put Democrats in the crosshairs as it,
which means they were targeting them to try to remove
them from office with a vote with an election. Well,
of course the Democrats said, cross hairs, that's what we're
gonna shoot people. And they, you know, went out of
(09:21):
their way to exaggerate everything. But you can't do that
if you're a Republican.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And don't leave out the most important part.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The person at shock, Gabby Gifford's a Democrat, not a conservative, No,
not at all.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, spend your time getting all fixed up for a party.
Why go messing yourself up by getting drunk. Stay sober.
It looks better on stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
All right, it's bad company and the Struts. Do you
know who the Struts are? Struts?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's a band.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
They're a newer band. That's why it sounds like a song,
you know, but it sounds new.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, you don't fund a lot to be original.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, that's yeah, it's it's it's a new rock band
with a classic rock band.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
This When he counts off the gestures, it's one, two, Well,
the third one's not here yet. He must be a
black fellow.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, exactly right, Yeah, not probably another one of those
black rednecks.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You know what I mean? Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I don't like people criticizing the black rednecks. First of all,
I'm here, and second of all, y'all racist. Even when
you are trying to explain racism, you're racist. You have
perfected the model of racism, is what the Waldon Johnson
Show has done.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And I'm gonna have to stay up and say no,
hell to. Then what are you talking? I'm mister h
We're defending Denzel Perryman. He got arrested. They detained him
for four days. I think they did him wrong just
because he's a black man from Texas. I thought that
was wrong for them to do. They also mentioned Johnson
from Oklahoma and talked about him being a red neck.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, yeah, a black red No that see that? Y'all
just can't help yourself, can you?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
That would be that would be what we call a
burgundy uh neck, A burgundy neck. What is that?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You mean? Burgundy like maroon, like dark red.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Burgundy, just like the street in New Orleans. Yeah, it's
it's a burgundy.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I'm sorry. So when a black guy is a redneck,
he's a burgundy neck. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I didn't well, whatever they did him wrong, we're standing
up for him.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I heard you try. I heard you act like you
was making the effort. But that's how racist will do you.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
But we're fighting against racism. Mister, How could you be
mad at us? We're on your side or his side.
I mean, it's not your you know it's on you
on my side. Wasn't your experience? Y'all know, Uh, my partner,
my training partner over at one to one they always
talking about. In fact, you know he lived this place.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well, I live at a different place called one to
one Fitness on Richmond And uh, y'all, y'all know my boy,
Kenny Williams.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I do. I like his name.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
He is a yeah, you like part of it. He
is a Burgundy nick. His name is, his name's Kenny W.
I think that's right. I like that about him. And
he uh he got you know, country cows and uh
you know, nid hat and everything. He a Begundy nick. Say,
that's what I'm saying. Black people from the country are
(12:16):
just built different. You know, that's the backbone of America.
Those are good folks.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And I stand in solidarity with every black man who
is ever driving to a gun range while abiding citizen
got harassed by some commie in California for his gun
that was complying in the state of Texas, but not
on the West Coast.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's a bunch of bs. Yeah you big fan, big fan?
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I mean I'm a big fan of his rights and liberties.
I may not give a damn about the La Chargers,
but he's in.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
The NFL for that matter. Although preseason, you know, kind
of kicking in. Now you know how I feel about it.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I like watching it. I just don't get mad when
my team loses. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I know y'all prefer college football, most right thinking people do.
And now as a series on TV starting today is
on a on a netflick.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Y'all get the netflick. I do, get the netflick. Yeah,
get Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's called SEC Football Any Given Saturday, behind the scenes
documentary of last year's SEC season.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Hang on, it's called any Given Saturday? Could they have
tried less? It's called any Given Saturday. That's the laziest name.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I've ever heard. It's a takeoff any givel Sunday. I
did get that, so it was a take off.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
It ain't lazy if you would it worked hard to
attach it to something that was already a thing.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What Saturday Is for the Boys was already taken wasn't
available for Sorry, we wanted to call it something else,
but we can.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Speaking of new shows, I guess you know. King of
the Hill is available for you now on the Hulu.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I put it on and watched the first episode last night.
What do you think. I was not disappointed.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
No, no, it was a good show. Not gonna discuss it.
We're not gonna You're not gonna say anything, are you don't?
Don't ruin it? I will, Okay, I'll ruin One thing
turns out, in spite of the fact that Bobby moved
to Dallas, Yeah, and became a chef. He's got a
fusion the Lutin Fancy restaurant. Turns out, at least so far,
(14:15):
he ain't gay.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, he's not gay.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Oh, I'm sure you feel happy about that. But he
wasn't gay in the Orige. Remember he did.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
He was a little key and he didn't know what
he wanted back then. But now he's a groat ash
man and it kind of sounded like they were you're
pushing him off of the gay building there.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, I won't ruin it for you, but yeah, what
were they isis what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You? You never know? It's not based in Palestine.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's there in Arlin, which is a combination of Arlington
and what's the other thing? Didn't they take two Texas
towns and combine him together. What's the other place I'm
thinking of anyway?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Arlington? Yeah, but there was another one. I forget what
it is. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
The point is they make an interesting point though people forget.
Sometimes chefs get chicks.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh they do.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Okay, do you not know any If they want chicks,
they get them. I'm assuming but not all of them
want chicks. Yeah, but he's like, that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
In a post. Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Twenty hear say post malone in a post. Now you
left me hanging.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I mentally, I just put Malone in there.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I was trying to remember Anthony Bourdain's name, but.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I had a Oh, it's Anthony Anthony Boardin in a
post Anthony Boardane world. Men who can throw down in
a kitchen sometimes do get laid. But I still think
when you're at home, you should let a woman cook.
That's just my policy.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Unless you're dealing with grills, you know, open flame fire
or outdoor cooking. It's kind of a man's job.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
There are two or three things a man could cook.
It's so wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
A man can grill, that's totally acceptable. And if a
woman has just spent the night, it's totally acceptable to
make breakfast first. Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
By the way, cooking over a campfire also mainly a
man's job because women are used to fancy kitchens and
utensils and things, and out in the country. You know,
if you're camping and you got you an open fire,
you got to learn to do things a little different.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yep, And that's helped men do it. It's true. Yeah,
it makes a lot of sense. Women.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You're cute, you're pretty, you look nice, you're good when
you're baking things. But as far as open fire goes,
why don't you just leave that to us?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Pies, cakes, muffins, that's all your your job there.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
How did you know all the nicknames I had for her?
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
We have a problem.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
What's the problem? Nothing? No, seriously, what's the problem. Nothing?
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