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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, keep getting it down. I'm feeling it myself.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
So here's another one. We were just listening to Bad
Companies redoing all their classics with the Struts, not the Strokes. No, no,
I like them though. I like the Struts. I like
Bad Company. I just thought it was weird that they
re recorded all their old hits.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Now this is cool in the gang. I'm loving me
some cool in the game, Robert Coolbaal.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
This is the Jungle Boogie reflex revision radio remix.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know Jungle Boogie, you know the original, Kinny, you
know that. I'm aware of it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I can't help, but knownic everybody's redoing everything.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I know. They're totally ran out of ideas, like Hollywood,
so they're just redoing the old stuff, trying to change
it up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm glad morning radio shows aren't doing that well
obviously not. Yeah wait a second, it's six six. I
love WJ. You could call the show, but John wouldn't
recommend it. As we said so many times.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I wanted to throw some of Eisler brothers on. If
you don't be playing, you know, let's play.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Do you really want me to do that? Have you
have you got flight to Powell. I've got go with that.
I've got groove with you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
There's a little little no.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I have an Eley Brothers Christmas featuring a special gift.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well we'll wait for that. That'll be coming up and
to zoom fight to Powell, kiddie, how bad is it
to fight fight to Powell?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I actually have a good reason to play a little
Eily Brother's Christmas music right now. Malania needs your help.
What well, maybe you, mister Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, the uh, the first lady who's ignored by old media,
fashion magazines, that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, her, I find this to be adorable. Do you
want to help decorate the White House for Christmas? Mister Kenny,
Yes I do. Malanya Trump is looking for volunteers.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know, I don't think she did a bad job before,
but I could always, you know, spruce it up a
little bit, if you'll pardon the pun I have. I'd
like to get up because you think that was a pun?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Because spruce Yeah, yeah, it was close enough.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Thank you all right?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Uh, Malania Trump is looking for people to help decorate
the White House. She says, thank you for your interest
in serving as a volunteer. Decorator at the White House
for the twenty twenty five Christmas season.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Is it a competition or will she just pick me?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, you've got to fill out a form to You
could fill.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Out this form pretty nicely, don't you think? Yeah? Or
to be considered, please complete the form below.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
All entries must be submitted by five pm on Friday,
September fifth.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh a little time, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
If selected as a volunteer, you will be notified via
email by five pm on Monday, October thirteenth. Any individual
applying to volunteer at the White House must be eighteen
years of age or older to participate.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Just under the wire, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
This is actually pretty brilliant for a couple of different reasons.
First of all, a lot of people like helping out.
They want to volunteer, they want to do some things.
We need someone to decorate the White House. And in
previous Christmas seasons, if I'm a mistaken, weren't the Trump's criticized.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
For all the time, everything and including Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
There was nothing unusual about how much money, time, or
resources were spent decorating the White House under Donald Trump,
but they still criticized him for it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Remember, seeing what Michelle Obama did to Christmas. She made it.
Oh that was nasty.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
She made it look like a secular nightmare.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yes, she did. Christmas is Christmas. I understand. Me and
Steven A. Smith of ESPNFA, we both got problems with
Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Apparently black men do not like Michelle Obama. Is that
the real reason she doesn't run for president? But maybe
something about the optics of her or the penis. Nobody
wants a woman who's in alpha to like. And when
you look at Obama and Michelle, do you get the impression.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That he's in charge?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Do you ever feel like Never? Do you feel like
he's telling Michelle what to do?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Never? No, speaking of penises, I hate to bounce around
from one topic to the other, but this is something
I need to cover. Okay. The penis story Britney Griner
popped up in the news yesterday for different reasons. I
got and then somebody and the story's still floating around
out there. I can find it, but it just reminded me.
(04:11):
I was reading this last night before I fell asleep.
Brittany Grinder is a man. Yea. So now they're saying
that that has been brought to their attention. The folks
that get WNBA are all sports really are saying we've
got to start initiating testing to make sure that it's
(04:34):
women playing women's sports.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Mister Howe, is he doing what I think he's doing
right now?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It sound like it to me.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
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(06:05):
of Oklahoma. One hundred and ninety pit bulls found in
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Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is that a lot?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That seems like a lot, you know? To me, it's
like the most evil I mean yeah, I don't know
anybody that oh has that many dogs. You enjoyed this,
Not that it matters in the world of sports around here,
but Cleveland Browns have just come out with a quarterback
depth chart. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's too bad. He's such a promising future prospect. Is
he still injured or can he play? Does he play soccer?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Now? It looks like they've probably moved him on to
maybe the w NBA is next for DeShawn. Uh. No,
the quarterback depth chart have come Outduel Sanders is fourth
out of four. Yeah, and they are talking about maybe
bringing another prospect in, so I guess he'll be fifth
(07:00):
pretty soon. Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That bad.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That is cold blooded man. They said, uh, you know
the reports out of Cleveland training camps laying he'd been
lighting it up. But he also said he didn't want
his daddy come around watching practice. I guess we see
why now.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, yeah, I mean at this point, maybe they could
have bladderless Dion hop in there and play himself. I mean,
you know, bladderless.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah. I remember they got rid of his bladder. No,
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
He just had cancer. Remember Dion Sanders just the other day.
Oh okay, it's okay, can't keep up. You're not a
big sports fan, don't worry about.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It, not so much. But now the WNBA, you know
that's different. Okay, before we get to that. This isn't
a fan of that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
The Astros beat the Marlins yesterday eight to two. That's
good because I don't like the Marlins. Yesterday the Braves
lost to the Brewers three to one. That's bad because
I don't like I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Like the brewis. You don't like anybody brewing stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Now, the Rangers beat the New York Yankees eight to five.
I'm sure we all agree that's pretty good time. Anybody
beats a Yankee, that's a good time, right, Yeah, I
enjoy that. Yeah, that's a good look for them, because
it's interesting to think how all those liberal Democrats just
flew up to the Midwest. There and then and then
the Brewers beat a southern baseball team. You know, I
can't help but notice maybe they jinxed them. Thanks a
(08:13):
lot of Texas to Yeah, here's something that reminds me
of my childhood.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
This really makes me feel good. It reminds me of
my dad.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Dozens of parents brawled at a Los Angeles youth football game.
Already used to Oh my god. My dad was the
president of the Little league association in my town. Him
and his assistant coach got into a fight with an
umpire and another dad and they had a big meeting,
and that my dad wasn't allowed to sit in the
dugout with us after he got into trouble.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Stand they would sit up in the stands. I know
a guy got the same punishment. He had to go
sit in the outfield and this is before the ground
right exactly, That's exactly what this was like.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And my dad wasn't allowed to be a coach, he
wasn't allowed to be on the board anymore. So he
would like have a secret coded language to tell us
what he wanted us to do and to tell the
other coaches and.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Bang on a trash can lid to get your attention
or anything. How did you know?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I've heard stories as in increasing the case of youth
sporting events, the youths are often the most well behaved
people at the game these days.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, that's kind of sad.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Here's a new example. It took place in Los Angeles, California,
a massive brawler updated. A bunch of eleven year olds
are playing youth football, the Charter Oak eleven US and
the La Ram eleven US I guess that's the name
of the league got together. Should have been a friendly thing,
but referees failed to deal appropriately with a couple of
minor skirmishes between parents resulting in parents, Yeah that's disappointing,
(09:37):
resulting in a major brawl. Massive brawl that seemed to
include more than twenty parents and coaches. The refs should
have stopped the game after the first two fights, but
they didn't, and that led to fight number three, which
ultimately led to fight number four. And it was almost
like it was like the Royal Rumble. Really at that point,
every parent in the stands is getting involved in the fight.
(09:59):
A coach, maybe a parent broke up a fight, both
kids got snatched up between someone wasn't feeling it, and
the adults are cracking. People are crying, children are crying,
moms are crying. There was even a journalist there, a
sports writer from the San Gabriel Tribune. He said, this
was the ugliest display of unsportsmanlike conduct I've ever witnessed
in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Was he crying too? Probably? Probably? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I mean, you know, this is a guy that writes
about youth sports for a living.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah. Not much of a career there.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You know, I got to think his dad was probably disappointed.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
If you think about it, probably. I'll show you the tool.
This is most important to our survival. But fair warning,
it's my Penis Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So let's agree.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I want it's a song about jerrymandering. Yeah, it's an oldie,
but of goodie, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Not brilliant, but it didn't suck either. Here's it is topical.
I just found this on the internet. It's something called
Greg Richband. Before we played this on the internet, the.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Greg Ken It was that band one time. I remember
we played them.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
No, this is the Greg Rich band, Greg Rich Music,
it's called and before.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Thought about the Greg Kim bann in years before No,
I never heard of him.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
But before we played this on the internet, this had
been played seven hundred times, and I'll bet two hundred
of those times was by Greg and his wife, I
bet you. And since now that we've played it on
the air right here in peak hours of our nationally
syndicated radio show, I would imagine hundreds of thousands of
people just heard that song yep, and they.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
They're running to wherever they buy music to load that up. Right.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
These guys don't even know, No, they're out there at
Greg might not even be alive. I don't know who
he is. I just found that on the internet.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
We wanted to play something about jerry mandering, because jerry
mandering is the new fun word. Democrats and liberals are
so good at jerry mandering. They've been doing it for years.
Part of the reason why they're not jerry mandering right
now is because they've already done.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It so much, that's right, and they've done it so
well that they really just gone off they scoff I
tell you at Republicans trying to do it, because the
Republicans aren't very good at it, be honest with you.
But the Democrats leaving the state of Texas certainly did
make things feel better outside. They drug all the humidity
(12:15):
north with them. And I don't know if you went
to Galveston yesterday or not, but a buddy of mine
was down there and he said, would you look at that?
Look at that?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Wow, the water's crystal clear water.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It looks like dustin over there or something. And look
at that. Look look right here, he is. God, there
we go. What's that?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh, there's a little fish there.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You can see a fish through the water. And that
water is like a foot or too deep, and normally
you wouldn't be able to see the bottom or the
fish or nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And that fish hasn't even been contaminated with chemicals to
give it three eyes and four fins. It looks normal. Yeah,
it looks like a normal fish. Like it hasn't even
been polluted.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well, it don't last long because the humidity is already back,
even though the Democrats ain't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Apparently, my friend's out of Grand Aley yesterday, we're saying
the same thing, real, real nice out there at Elmer's
Island Beach.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It's pretty Who is Almer? Does anyone know? You know?
I don't know him. That's that's why I asked, did
you keep Albert's name at your mouth?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I do know Albert?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Albert who? Albert Pike? General?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Albert Pike, former Confederate general. He's not a Confederate general
anymore because he's dead, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, and there's not a confederacy technically. Now, I'm Philly.
I'm impressed to hear you admit that out Wow, That
technically is all I said.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Did you all hear what Billy just about that?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Right down the Dayton time? Philly.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Never, I won't rub it in your face anyway. The
National Park Service has said.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
They will do that, so we can move on with
the show and nobody has to stop us and call
us down to HR and tell us about the rules.
You know, so you're admitting you don't really believe that? No?
Hell no, I said, technically, technically it doesn't mean anything,
all right.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The hatfield shall shall come again rise again anyway. The
National Park Service they said they will reinstall a bronze
statue of Confederate General Albert Pike. And if you're wondering
why they have to reinstall it, it's because in the
summer Alve June twenty twenty, BLM was burn everything down
around hill.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
They were not catching COVID because it would have been
impossible to catch COVID if you were doing a BLM protest.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Now, if you're wondering why we're going to re erect
a Confederate General statue, Donald Trump said to do it.
He signed an order on March twenty seventh making the
District of Columbia safe and beautiful and restoring truth and
sanity to American history. That's not a statement, that's the
thing he signed.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
The District of Cologne is that where the statue is
supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Okay, so it's part of the National Park Service. Apparently
it was in Washington, DC and it was toppled by
protesters and set on fire. The Confederate monuments have long
been lightning rods for those kings.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
A statue on fire bronze does not burn. Well, you are.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Asking a question I asked many times during the Summer of.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Love, flammable liquid. I'm assuming we watched it over and
over again.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It was fascinating, mister Kenneth. I never see anything like
it before. I'm still fascinated, But I don't have the answer.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It is interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, I don't think presumably flammable liquid. I guess if
you get anything hot enough Tower seven, you could burn it.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You know it'll it would melt. But they didn't melt it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Well, you know, you can't melt steel if it's not
a certain temperature.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
What temperature was that?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Again to say, I am I'm guys, I shouldn't I'm
playing with fire shot.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, you start in some trouble now, more.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Curatively and literally, if we start asking those questions. The
nine to eleven truthers call and they have a point.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
They make solid arguments, but occasionally so do the climate
change alarmists. But you know, how you become a climate
change scientist. They call together like three hundred weather scientists
type guys, you know, and they ask him if they
believe in man made climate change, And all of those
(15:58):
who said yes, I believe it is man made. They
all got to move on to the next round. They
got promoted, and the other guys all got fired, got demoted,
and in the court, yeah, that's exactly right. So then
they took that three hundred down to you know what,
one hundred, and they said one hundred meteorous all agree
that it's your fault. Don't pay attention to the two hundred.
(16:22):
We dismissed.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well, if y'all want a little history lesson here, this
General Albert Pike Gentleman was a lawyer. He was a writer,
He was a poet. He played a major role in
developing the judiciary system in Arkansas. It turns out he
was more than just a Confederate. There was more to
his life than that. He was a prominent Freemason. Probably
the reason why this is so important probably because you
know how they are. You know how those Masons are.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
During the Civil War he commanded the confederacies. Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh, I don't know if I can write them.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh, no, Indian territory, oh, raising troops there, and exercising
field command in one battle. Pikewise commissioned in the Confederate
Army as a brigadier general, but His wartime career lasted
less than two years. His men were accused of scalping
Union troops.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Scalping Union troops, that was the Indian influence, and he
was eventually forced to resign.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
He received a reprieve from one President Andrew Johnson, moved
to Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Where he died.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Pike was the only Confederate official to be honored with
an outdoor statue in our nation's capital.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, now it turns out there's a little asterisk by
that pardon. He was pardoned by Andrew Jackson's autopin and
they're finding it. Johnson Johnson's yeah, that guy, because it
was later, so it could have been the autopin thing.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We do agree it was an auto pen signature.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's a twenty seven foot bronze marble monument and Congress
authorized this in eighteen ninety eight, dedicated in nineteen oh one.
It was located in Judiciary Square. I was in Washington,
D C. With my ex wife Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Well, that's nice of you to go with your ex wife.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Twenty nineteen, the weekend of Labor Day weekend, and I
saw that statue and I turned to her and I said,
I'll bet that statue doesn't.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Last much longer. And you were right. Why were you
talking about your marriage? Wow? Oh that wasn't definitly Sherry.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Do you feel good that? Did that make you feel better?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You feel better right now? Bill? Yah? Yeah, you're listening
to the Walton and Johnson Network, featuring Steve Johnson and
Kenny Webster. A handsome guy, by the way.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I didn't It's usually not my thing, but he is
a good looking sucker.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He must be the new guy.
No, keep getting it down. I'm feeling it myself.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
So here's another one. We were just listening to Bad
Companies redoing all their classics with the Struts, not the Strokes. No, no,
I like them though. I like the Struts. I like
Bad Company. I just thought it was weird that they
re recorded all their old hits.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Now this is cool in the gang. I'm loving me
some cool in the game, Robert Coolbaal.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
This is the Jungle Boogie reflex revision radio remix.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know Jungle Boogie, you know the original, Kinny, you
know that. I'm aware of it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I can't help, but knownic everybody's redoing everything.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I know. They're totally ran out of ideas, like Hollywood,
so they're just redoing the old stuff, trying to change
it up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, I'm glad morning radio shows aren't doing that well
obviously not. Yeah wait a second, it's six six. I
love WJ. You could call the show, but John wouldn't
recommend it. As we said so many times.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I wanted to throw some of Eisler brothers on. If
you don't be playing, you know, let's play.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Do you really want me to do that? Have you
have you got flight to Powell. I've got go with that.
I've got groove with you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
There's a little little no.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I have an Eley Brothers Christmas featuring a special gift.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well we'll wait for that. That'll be coming up and
to zoom fight to Powell, kiddie, how bad is it
to fight fight to Powell?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I actually have a good reason to play a little
Eily Brother's Christmas music right now. Malania needs your help.
What well, maybe you, mister Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, the uh, the first lady who's ignored by old media,
fashion magazines, that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, her, I find this to be adorable. Do you
want to help decorate the White House for Christmas? Mister Kenny,
Yes I do. Malanya Trump is looking for volunteers.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know, I don't think she did a bad job before,
but I could always, you know, spruce it up a
little bit, if you'll pardon the pun I have. I'd
like to get up because you think that was a pun?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Because spruce Yeah, yeah, it was close enough.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Thank you all right?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Uh, Malania Trump is looking for people to help decorate
the White House. She says, thank you for your interest
in serving as a volunteer. Decorator at the White House
for the twenty twenty five Christmas season.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Is it a competition or will she just pick me?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, you've got to fill out a form to You
could fill.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Out this form pretty nicely, don't you think? Yeah? Or
to be considered, please complete the form below.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
All entries must be submitted by five pm on Friday,
September fifth.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh a little time, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
If selected as a volunteer, you will be notified via
email by five pm on Monday, October thirteenth. Any individual
applying to volunteer at the White House must be eighteen
years of age or older to participate.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Just under the wire, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
This is actually pretty brilliant for a couple of different reasons.
First of all, a lot of people like helping out.
They want to volunteer, they want to do some things.
We need someone to decorate the White House. And in
previous Christmas seasons, if I'm a mistaken, weren't the Trump's criticized.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
For all the time, everything and including Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
There was nothing unusual about how much money, time, or
resources were spent decorating the White House under Donald Trump,
but they still criticized him for it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Remember, seeing what Michelle Obama did to Christmas. She made it.
Oh that was nasty.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
She made it look like a secular nightmare.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yes, she did. Christmas is Christmas. I understand. Me and
Steven A. Smith of ESPNFA, we both got problems with
Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Apparently black men do not like Michelle Obama. Is that
the real reason she doesn't run for president? But maybe
something about the optics of her or the penis. Nobody
wants a woman who's in alpha to like. And when
you look at Obama and Michelle, do you get the impression.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That he's in charge?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Do you ever feel like Never? Do you feel like
he's telling Michelle what to do?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Never? No, speaking of penises, I hate to bounce around
from one topic to the other, but this is something
I need to cover. Okay. The penis story Britney Griner
popped up in the news yesterday for different reasons. I
got and then somebody and the story's still floating around
out there. I can find it, but it just reminded me.
(04:11):
I was reading this last night before I fell asleep.
Brittany Grinder is a man. Yea. So now they're saying
that that has been brought to their attention. The folks
that get WNBA are all sports really are saying we've
got to start initiating testing to make sure that it's
(04:34):
women playing women's sports.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Mister Howe, is he doing what I think he's doing
right now?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It sound like it to me.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
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to you by.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
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You go look for Fight to Power while I tell
you about the Astros broke a three game lose. The
Street managed to win one yesterday. They'll be on again
today from what Florida. So it started a little earlier
than usual because that Eastern time zone and dog fighting
back in the news because of la Shawn Johnson out
(06:05):
of Oklahoma. One hundred and ninety pit bulls found in
his place.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is that a lot?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That seems like a lot, you know? To me, it's
like the most evil I mean yeah, I don't know
anybody that oh has that many dogs. You enjoyed this,
Not that it matters in the world of sports around here,
but Cleveland Browns have just come out with a quarterback
depth chart. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's too bad. He's such a promising future prospect. Is
he still injured or can he play? Does he play soccer?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Now? It looks like they've probably moved him on to
maybe the w NBA is next for DeShawn. Uh. No,
the quarterback depth chart have come Outduel Sanders is fourth
out of four. Yeah, and they are talking about maybe
bringing another prospect in, so I guess he'll be fifth
(07:00):
pretty soon. Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That bad.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That is cold blooded man. They said, uh, you know
the reports out of Cleveland training camps laying he'd been
lighting it up. But he also said he didn't want
his daddy come around watching practice. I guess we see
why now.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, yeah, I mean at this point, maybe they could
have bladderless Dion hop in there and play himself. I mean,
you know, bladderless.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah. I remember they got rid of his bladder. No,
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
He just had cancer. Remember Dion Sanders just the other day.
Oh okay, it's okay, can't keep up. You're not a
big sports fan, don't worry about.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It, not so much. But now the WNBA, you know
that's different. Okay, before we get to that. This isn't
a fan of that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
The Astros beat the Marlins yesterday eight to two. That's
good because I don't like the Marlins. Yesterday the Braves
lost to the Brewers three to one. That's bad because
I don't like I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Like the brewis. You don't like anybody brewing stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Now, the Rangers beat the New York Yankees eight to five.
I'm sure we all agree that's pretty good time. Anybody
beats a Yankee, that's a good time, right, Yeah, I
enjoy that. Yeah, that's a good look for them, because
it's interesting to think how all those liberal Democrats just
flew up to the Midwest. There and then and then
the Brewers beat a southern baseball team. You know, I
can't help but notice maybe they jinxed them. Thanks a
(08:13):
lot of Texas to Yeah, here's something that reminds me
of my childhood.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
This really makes me feel good. It reminds me of
my dad.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Dozens of parents brawled at a Los Angeles youth football game.
Already used to Oh my god. My dad was the
president of the Little league association in my town. Him
and his assistant coach got into a fight with an
umpire and another dad and they had a big meeting,
and that my dad wasn't allowed to sit in the
dugout with us after he got into trouble.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Stand they would sit up in the stands. I know
a guy got the same punishment. He had to go
sit in the outfield and this is before the ground
right exactly, That's exactly what this was like.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And my dad wasn't allowed to be a coach, he
wasn't allowed to be on the board anymore. So he
would like have a secret coded language to tell us
what he wanted us to do and to tell the
other coaches and.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Bang on a trash can lid to get your attention
or anything. How did you know?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I've heard stories as in increasing the case of youth
sporting events, the youths are often the most well behaved
people at the game these days.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, that's kind of sad.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Here's a new example. It took place in Los Angeles, California,
a massive brawler updated. A bunch of eleven year olds
are playing youth football, the Charter Oak eleven US and
the La Ram eleven US I guess that's the name
of the league got together. Should have been a friendly thing,
but referees failed to deal appropriately with a couple of
minor skirmishes between parents resulting in parents, Yeah that's disappointing,
(09:37):
resulting in a major brawl. Massive brawl that seemed to
include more than twenty parents and coaches. The refs should
have stopped the game after the first two fights, but
they didn't, and that led to fight number three, which
ultimately led to fight number four. And it was almost
like it was like the Royal Rumble. Really at that point,
every parent in the stands is getting involved in the fight.
(09:59):
A coach, maybe a parent broke up a fight, both
kids got snatched up between someone wasn't feeling it, and
the adults are cracking. People are crying, children are crying,
moms are crying. There was even a journalist there, a
sports writer from the San Gabriel Tribune. He said, this
was the ugliest display of unsportsmanlike conduct I've ever witnessed
in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Was he crying too? Probably? Probably? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I mean, you know, this is a guy that writes
about youth sports for a living.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah. Not much of a career there.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You know, I got to think his dad was probably disappointed.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
If you think about it, probably. I'll show you the tool.
This is most important to our survival. But fair warning,
it's my Penis Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So let's agree.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I want it's a song about jerrymandering. Yeah, it's an oldie,
but of goodie, it's.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Not brilliant, but it didn't suck either. Here's it is topical.
I just found this on the internet. It's something called
Greg Richband. Before we played this on the internet, the.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Greg Ken It was that band one time. I remember
we played them.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
No, this is the Greg Rich band, Greg Rich Music,
it's called and before.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Thought about the Greg Kim bann in years before No,
I never heard of him.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
But before we played this on the internet, this had
been played seven hundred times, and I'll bet two hundred
of those times was by Greg and his wife, I
bet you. And since now that we've played it on
the air right here in peak hours of our nationally
syndicated radio show, I would imagine hundreds of thousands of
people just heard that song yep, and they.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
They're running to wherever they buy music to load that up. Right.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
These guys don't even know, No, they're out there at
Greg might not even be alive. I don't know who
he is. I just found that on the internet.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
We wanted to play something about jerry mandering, because jerry
mandering is the new fun word. Democrats and liberals are
so good at jerry mandering. They've been doing it for years.
Part of the reason why they're not jerry mandering right
now is because they've already done.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It so much, that's right, and they've done it so
well that they really just gone off they scoff I
tell you at Republicans trying to do it, because the
Republicans aren't very good at it, be honest with you.
But the Democrats leaving the state of Texas certainly did
make things feel better outside. They drug all the humidity
(12:15):
north with them. And I don't know if you went
to Galveston yesterday or not, but a buddy of mine
was down there and he said, would you look at that?
Look at that?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Wow, the water's crystal clear water.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It looks like dustin over there or something. And look
at that. Look look right here, he is. God, there
we go. What's that?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh, there's a little fish there.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You can see a fish through the water. And that
water is like a foot or too deep, and normally
you wouldn't be able to see the bottom or the
fish or nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And that fish hasn't even been contaminated with chemicals to
give it three eyes and four fins. It looks normal. Yeah,
it looks like a normal fish. Like it hasn't even
been polluted.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well, it don't last long because the humidity is already back,
even though the Democrats ain't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Apparently, my friend's out of Grand Aley yesterday, we're saying
the same thing, real, real nice out there at Elmer's
Island Beach.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It's pretty Who is Almer? Does anyone know? You know?
I don't know him. That's that's why I asked, did
you keep Albert's name at your mouth?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I do know Albert?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Albert who? Albert Pike? General?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Albert Pike, former Confederate general. He's not a Confederate general
anymore because he's dead, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, and there's not a confederacy technically. Now, I'm Philly.
I'm impressed to hear you admit that out Wow, That
technically is all I said.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Did you all hear what Billy just about that?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Right down the Dayton time? Philly.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Never, I won't rub it in your face anyway. The
National Park Service has said.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
They will do that, so we can move on with
the show and nobody has to stop us and call
us down to HR and tell us about the rules.
You know, so you're admitting you don't really believe that? No?
Hell no, I said, technically, technically it doesn't mean anything,
all right.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
The hatfield shall shall come again rise again anyway. The
National Park Service they said they will reinstall a bronze
statue of Confederate General Albert Pike. And if you're wondering
why they have to reinstall it, it's because in the
summer Alve June twenty twenty, BLM was burn everything down
around hill.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
They were not catching COVID because it would have been
impossible to catch COVID if you were doing a BLM protest.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Now, if you're wondering why we're going to re erect
a Confederate General statue, Donald Trump said to do it.
He signed an order on March twenty seventh making the
District of Columbia safe and beautiful and restoring truth and
sanity to American history. That's not a statement, that's the
thing he signed.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
The District of Cologne is that where the statue is
supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Okay, so it's part of the National Park Service. Apparently
it was in Washington, DC and it was toppled by
protesters and set on fire. The Confederate monuments have long
been lightning rods for those kings.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
A statue on fire bronze does not burn. Well, you are.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Asking a question I asked many times during the Summer of.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Love, flammable liquid. I'm assuming we watched it over and
over again.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It was fascinating, mister Kenneth. I never see anything like
it before. I'm still fascinated, But I don't have the answer.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It is interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, I don't think presumably flammable liquid. I guess if
you get anything hot enough Tower seven, you could burn it.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You know it'll it would melt. But they didn't melt it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Well, you know, you can't melt steel if it's not
a certain temperature.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
What temperature was that?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Again to say, I am I'm guys, I shouldn't I'm
playing with fire shot.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, you start in some trouble now, more.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Curatively and literally, if we start asking those questions. The
nine to eleven truthers call and they have a point.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
They make solid arguments, but occasionally so do the climate
change alarmists. But you know, how you become a climate
change scientist. They call together like three hundred weather scientists
type guys, you know, and they ask him if they
believe in man made climate change, And all of those
(15:58):
who said yes, I believe it is man made. They
all got to move on to the next round. They
got promoted, and the other guys all got fired, got demoted,
and in the court, yeah, that's exactly right. So then
they took that three hundred down to you know what,
one hundred, and they said one hundred meteorous all agree
that it's your fault. Don't pay attention to the two hundred.
(16:22):
We dismissed.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well, if y'all want a little history lesson here, this
General Albert Pike Gentleman was a lawyer. He was a writer,
He was a poet. He played a major role in
developing the judiciary system in Arkansas. It turns out he
was more than just a Confederate. There was more to
his life than that. He was a prominent Freemason. Probably
the reason why this is so important probably because you
know how they are. You know how those Masons are.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
During the Civil War he commanded the confederacies. Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh, I don't know if I can write them.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh, no, Indian territory, oh, raising troops there, and exercising
field command in one battle. Pikewise commissioned in the Confederate
Army as a brigadier general, but His wartime career lasted
less than two years. His men were accused of scalping
Union troops.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Scalping Union troops, that was the Indian influence, and he
was eventually forced to resign.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
He received a reprieve from one President Andrew Johnson, moved
to Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Where he died.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Pike was the only Confederate official to be honored with
an outdoor statue in our nation's capital.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, now it turns out there's a little asterisk by
that pardon. He was pardoned by Andrew Jackson's autopin and
they're finding it. Johnson Johnson's yeah, that guy, because it
was later, so it could have been the autopin thing.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We do agree it was an auto pen signature.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's a twenty seven foot bronze marble monument and Congress
authorized this in eighteen ninety eight, dedicated in nineteen oh one.
It was located in Judiciary Square. I was in Washington,
D C. With my ex wife Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Well, that's nice of you to go with your ex wife.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Twenty nineteen, the weekend of Labor Day weekend, and I
saw that statue and I turned to her and I said,
I'll bet that statue doesn't.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Last much longer. And you were right. Why were you
talking about your marriage? Wow? Oh that wasn't definitly Sherry.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Do you feel good that? Did that make you feel better?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You feel better right now? Bill? Yah? Yeah, you're listening
to the Walton and Johnson Network, featuring Steve Johnson and
Kenny Webster. A handsome guy, by the way.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I didn't It's usually not my thing, but he is
a good looking sucker.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He must be the new guy.
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