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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a very interesting lesson you can learn comparing dogs
to humans. Sometimes the smart human or the smart dog
isn't necessarily the human or the dog that you want
to deal with.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That's true. Smart people can be irritating occasionally because they
think for themselves right. Sometimes you might want them to
just do what you tell them.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Dogs are the same way. That's true.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
As a dog owner, you want your dog to be obedient.
You don't want him to be too clever for his
own good. You don't want your dog to figure out
how to open a drawer order a pizza.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
A lot of dogs depends on the breed, but some
dogs they have a mind of their own. Amazingly enough,
I've had people tell me that my dog's ears. It's
kind of like pinstriping on a car. They don't always
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function properly, right, it's just there for looks.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Mainly.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Do you ever discover your dog and find out your
dog's been in a safe place all day, but somehow
he hurt himself, Like you got a scratch on his ear?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You think, what have you what he been doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What did you do? Where you were in the house all?
Where did you go? You've been with me, why do
you have a scratch on your ear? It doesn't make
any sense. What kind of trouble did you get into?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Good Milton get hurt?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
He had a little thing on his ear and thought
I thought it was like I dropped sauce on him
or something.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know, did you look it off?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I started looking at his ear. I was like, is
this like salsa?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And then I figured out he just had a scratch there,
and I was like, oh, I won't play with it.
But then I started wondering, how do he hurt him ear?
You know, well he could have done it himself. You know,
they got them calls on their feet.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But Steve, you got a new dog, right? Yeah? Does
your new dog get into some trouble? Oh? God?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, she's four months old. Tomorrow, I think she'll be
four months old or pretty close. And I mean they've
got a mind of their own even when they're that young.
She's particularly smart too, so occasionally you'll just think you've
outsmarted her moving things around whatever, and no, she figures
it out like a puzzle. So she got two dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
One of them's a little older than the other one.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
The old one is stupid, right, The older one is
not she's not dumb, but she's a great Pyrenees. And
they're one of those dog breeds like y'all were talking
about that will consider your suggestion when you say come here,
she'll think it over. Okay, maybe I will, maybe I won't.
But that's just the breed. Now there's a new one,
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the German chart aired pointer. Sure, that is just a
velociraptor a in puppy fur. That's very energy out the
I mean, just a lot of energy. If those are
very smart.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
If those two dogs were they're human equivalent, and you
were their political overlord, which would you prefer as your constituent?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh, the Pyrenees for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, much easier going take, you know, maybe slow to
come around, but they will take a suggestion.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
When I'm dealing with Melton. One of the things I
have French bulldogs. Bulldogs in general, big or little, doesn't matter.
They could be a little stubborn. But they can be bribed.
Oh well, I imagine most dogs can be bribed. All
you have to do is rattle the treat jar or
do you have a drawer or a jar? Or where
do you keep your treats? In the laundry room and
does he nowhere if I even walk back there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Hey, I've seen people's dogs that will just sit in
front and stare at the drawer or the basket or
wherever you keep the.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Treats they do. Now, imagine your dog's a democrat.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All dogs are democrats unless they have something, then they're libertarian.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Sure, If the dog is something, he's a property rights advocate.
If you have something, he's a communist. Some dogs have jobs,
you know. Some dogs work for a living. You put
a dog out there to hurt the cows or the
sheep or whatever. Them just working dogs.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But your average dog in a household in the city,
it's a democrat. They around all day to do for
us to give them stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So dogs and people really aren't that different, are they.
Even when you put them in a rural or urban environment,
you're still dealing with the context of the animal affects
their personality.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So you've got your city dogs. They're a little lazy.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
They like good handout, They enjoy the camaraderie of the neighborhood,
but at the same time they're expecting some welfare. You
got that country dog. They are willing to fight, damn straight,
willing to work, they'll go to it. Not a coincidence.
Dogs are a lot like people, and when you're a politician,
you know that old role. Give them cake and circus
and they'll do whatever you want. Well, dogs the same way.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I got to think you can learn a lot about
how politicians rule over a massive lemmings by looking at
how somebody with a few dogs herds their dogs around.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
True enough, right, Wow, we have really uncovered.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think we've unlocked the key to political success in
this country.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
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Speaker 6 (05:09):
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Speaker 2 (05:12):
And if she mouths off, those trails can get slippery.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I wait, what slippery trails?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't know if you know that you just made
a violent, disturbing joke, but at the same time, you
just made a sexual joke at the same time.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't know if you're aware of that or not. No,
I don't. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Jasmine Crockett's is the one who's violent.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
She is.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, she said we need to punch and attack and
beat down people, but of course she'll tell you that
she didn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Jack Jasmin Crockett is falling out trying to encourage some
political violence right now.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
If you don't believe me, and just listening.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
They talk a lot of noise, But these guys are weak.
That's why they're over here trying to bully people. Bullies
are always weak. The difference is they expect democrats to
kind of be the nice guys that we are. They
expect us to take the punch and say thank you. Well,
I am here to tell you not only are we
gonna punch back, but we about to.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Beat you down.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Wow, go beat you down, Go punch you and beat
you down. What a What an interesting choice of words
you have there, Jasmine. We're look, I'm what's the rule
on this? At what point is it too much? When
you're starting, Oh, We're just gonna go out there and
body slam their faces figuratively speaking, not core, not literally,
not literally. We're gonna just figuratively go out and punch
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him in the face and shoot them in the balls.
We're gonna kick them in the teeth figuratively, not that
it's just an analogy, not literally gonna do yours. It's like,
come on, dude, you're vividly telling people to go out
and be violent and then just no, no, not just
a metaphor. It's not a metaphor. We know full well
your constituents are violent nutshops exactly. They don't need a
lot of encouragement.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
They really don't anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So that's Jasmine Crockett today all over the news for
the wrong reasons.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And if these Democrats that are afraid they're going to
lose their job because they're going to lose their district,
are are so so good at their job, so so
necessary for Texas, then whatever districts they draw, they just
go run for that district, aren't they, Like Jasmine Crockett
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will tell you that she's so good, so important, so
valuable to the state, you couldn't do Lotter well, then
run for a run for the job.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
The plan is to add five new congressional seats to
the Republican Party, which would take which would both include
new seats that don't already exist, but then also a
couple other seats when redrawn.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
They don't just name a district a Republican district. Doesn't
just automatically add a Republican district unless those voters vote
that way. What if the Democrats showed up and said,
I'd be a better choice for this district that normally
votes Republican, I would be a better choice. And here's why,
run for the job. If you can't get the job,
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you don't earn it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Jasmine Crockett says, if we don't give her more power,
we're all going to die.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't know where we're going, but right now, all
I know is that we've.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Got to do everything that we can to save this country.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Because right now it feels like we're going to hail
and it. It doesn't seem like we have a way back.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Wow, that's the same woman that was talking earlier.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
That's her.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's so many different voices and tones and I don't know,
just inflections and the way she speaks.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
And that's the weird you're saying.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Often different than the day before.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Do you trust people like that, mister Kenneth, I don't
do it in that weird Billy ed someone takes me suspicious.
Someone just does different voices like that they could just
go from one to the other depending on who the
audience is.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Kind of makes you think she might be a little
you know, crazy, right.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, By the way, here's another one of Jasmine Crockett's
friends in the fake pseudo science world. Here's Bill not
a science guy, Bill Nye, the not a science guy
from the Planetary Society of Liars, telling you, if we
don't elect more Democrats, we're all gonna die. Same thing
Jasmine Crockett said. But instead of saying it to inner
city urban voters, h like, how I did that, she's
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saying urban. He's saying it to white liberal cable news
viewers who pretend to be part of the science community.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
And look, you guys, everybody, I used to work in
the oil industry.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
People forget they used to work in the ail patch.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
The oil guy, did you forget that? Yes? I did.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
No one knew that about him. Now, of course, what
did you do in an oil patch?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Probably got coffee for the boss West Texas.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And we just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I mean, okay, so the sooner we stopped doing it,
the better.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And of course let's pretend you say, and we can't
do we can't work in the oil patch in West Texas.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You better open. Yeah, So then take a look out yonder.
Let's pretend that we stop doing it right. Does that
affect the weather?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Does it change the global temperatures? Climate chan No, no, no.
But I'll tell you what it will do. It empowers China, Russia, Iran,
in North Korea. All of our enemies become more powerful,
all of them get more money, all of them.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Slowly destroy us. I got to pay more to pull.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't want too well, I mean I don't want
And guess where that money is going to to our
to our enemies, yeah, to our political opposites in the
global stage, not necessarily good people. That was on MSNBC yesterday.
I have something here that'll wipe the that will wash
that terrible.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Taste out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Our friend Alex Stein, the comedian from the Dallas Fort
Worth area, was in Austin, Texas yesterday during a live
NBC news broadcast in the state capitol and some white
guy standing in front of a microphone into TV trying
to explain why Republicans are awful, and that's when Alex
Stein came up and he crashed the live broadcast.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
We just watched the speaker gabble out with a whole
lot of anger. Kelly, here's the state of play, here's
the CNBC suck.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Okay, this happens, and we understand that that can happen.
And while we love free speech, we're going to keep
control here. So Ryan, thank you, Shack, thank you you
of all of his story, we'll be following it. And
not only Sha cleaned up. Uh okay, stay with us
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here because we're talking to her. Ryan has cleared the
set as we would like to say that. Let me
turn back to you, handled there. Can you give us
an update on as you were walking us through this.
We'll all take a breath.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
There he's back.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Maybe not okay, he's yelling about trans in the background.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Hold on one second.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yet transgenders it back.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Playing out in real t is high. Yes, there's a
whole lot of anger here.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
As you can see. Bro, that's my boy, dude, that's
my buddy, Alex.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
The lady, I mean, the the anchor, she was in
the middle picture of all of this while we're watching,
and she's like, oh, well, well no, I guess not okay.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
We would have liked that clip no matter who it was,
but the fact that it was one of our friends
from Texas makes it so much better. Yep, alex Stein,
Primetime ninety nine, in your face, pimp on a blip bitch,
oh huh ho. If you've got a business that you
didn't build, that somebody else made that happen.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
The Internet didn't get invented on its own.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I took the initiative and creating the Internet.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
You mentioned Mom, Donnie and you are in New York
sort of talking, speaking in behalf of him to a
certain extent, you know. I wonder though often we see this,
and this is a local election. New York does not
operate in a vacuum. It competes with other cities. And
so this idea of somehow raising taxes on the wealthiest
New Yorkers, who, by the way, I would point out,
pay roughly fifteen percent of their income right now between
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city and state, raising taxes on them will simply drive
them away. Shouldn't the focus of a mayor be on
delivering services to the constituents of the city, and doing
that by raising the most revenue as possible without chasing
businesses and the high income taxpayers out of the city
because they can go to Austin, they can go to Dallas,
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they can go to Atlanta, they can.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Go to Nashville. This is your issue. It's a national issue,
not a local issue.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
The issue is affordability. Do you know how many working
families are chased out of New York City every day?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
No, no, no, stop stop stop.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Senator Elizabeth Warren is getting wrecked right now on CNBC.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, they're asking her. Actual question is that she is
unable to answer, so of course she starts doing the
dance the Dodds, the old soft shoe.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Senator Elizabeth Warren a senator from mess Right.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, forget, she's a protected species.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's right from the reservations, not from Massachusetts or wherever
she's actually from. She's on CNBC yesterday talking.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
About the mayoral Canada New York City. Johnson, I'm done.
She's a big supporter.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, can't tell you enough what great things this comedy
is gonna do for New York City.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And not to distract from the point here, because it's
very interesting, I think, but isn't it fascinating how different
CNBC is from MSNBC, don't look.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
At Needy, the one of them, to be honest with you,
You do that so I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
MSNBC is full on Marxist, communist, far left pinko.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But you know, money's evil, and then.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
White bitalism is just should be a crime.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
White people are the devil.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Meanwhile, on CNBC, it's mostly a bunch mostly not entirely right.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
The mad Max money guy's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
But most of them are reasonable people that just understand
basic economics. And Elizabeth Warren comes on to talk about
why this guy's so great for New York City. The
CNBC interviewer says, yeah, but it's a city you raise taxes,
you raise the corporate tax R eight people believe, And
her response is, well, poor people have to leave all
the time.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Poor people have to leave all the time because of
these policies.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, it's getting worse for them before it gets worse
for the money makers.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
When poor people leave New York City, they go to Florida.
When poor people leave California they go to Texas. They're
going to a more conservative, Republican place. You're advocating for
farther left economic policies. The very thing that's driving them away.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
But are we told.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That that's why we need the illegals.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, got to replace the poor people that left. Well,
that is kind of what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, we had an email from Josh about the same thing.
Have you noticed democrats are occasionally hypocritical?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, he said, could y'all help me understand this? Libs
argue we need illegal immigrants to do the cheap labor
that Americans won't do. But at the same time they
say we need a higher minimum wage.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So which is it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Do we need the cheap labor, because the minute we
get cheap labor, we want to give them a higher
minimum wage.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
What democrats actually want it's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Critical to say both things at the same time.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What democrats actually want is more Democrat voters. They don't
really actually care about the working class. They want us
all to be poor and dependent on the government. So yes, Today,
the CNBC host on Squawkbox or whatever, Squawk on the
Street or whatever stupid show this is, whatever dumb title
NBC came up with, is asking Elizabeth Warren a very
simple question. Here, this communist guy takes over the city,
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isn't everyone going to leave? And her response is actually
to point out that how the problem that they're creating
is somehow also the solution.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Listen to her social issue.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
The issue is affordability. Do you know how many working
families are chased out of New York City every day? Yes,
because they can't afford housing, they can't afford groceries, that
can't afford child care.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
What Zorn is saying, and.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
She thinks that more regulation and higher taxes is the
solution to that. Well, she's also pointing out that he
will freeze the prices and let the government take control
of all those problems that she pointed out, like grocery
price isn't rent.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh please, let me explain this one.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
If we freeze the prices in an economy where businesses
can't afford to exist as it is with very low overhead,
they're going to close their shop and leave. Then the
supply is going to go down vastly, which means the
cost and value of everything is going to spike. You're
going to be waiting in line for hours, so you
cannot buy food at a grocery store, only to find
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your way out to the parking lot where someone's reselling
the same items on the black market for ten times
the value. You could have had reasonable prices if you
just deregulated the economy. But by overregulating it, you've created
a black market that's doing the very thing you're accusing
the free market of doing.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Damn, Kenny, you want me to get her own line,
let's explain it to her.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, here's the thing, mister, ol.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
What if she had the app? She could listen to
it anytime she wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I do love that you're plugging the app right now.
Elizabeth Warren doesn't have the app.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I love plugging the app. I love that it's download
the wall in Johnson's smartphone app. It's free, it's easy
to get. But to your point, I think she knows this,
mister oh.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh, you thinks she already know what? She just don't.
She'll say it out loud.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Do you understand she's worth tens of millions of dollars?
Elizabeth Warren is a very wealthy person. She's not poor.
Do you have dozens of millions dollars?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I know?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I don't either. No, No, she does. She knows how
the system Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren made a fortune off
the two thousand and eight real estate crisis. She was
a tenured liberal college professor, she was a lawyer. She
was gaming the system. She had these upper middle class
jobs created by the government to pay people from Ivy
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League universities exorbitant amounts of money to do very easy
jobs simply because they were part of the right group
of people, who voted the right way, who went to
the right cocktail parties. Then she took that money invested
in real estate when everybody else was losing their house.
The prices went down, they shot back up.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Now do you think she knew ahead of time that
something like that might happen?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
How did she know?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Did Nancy Pelosi's husband teller probably at insider trading, son
of a gun, tell you would. Somebody needs to ball
up a fist and ram it into his brand maskt.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Figuratively figuratively speaking, Jasmine, don't do the Chasmin Crockett, Billy
d Remember we talked about this.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No, I want to punch him. No, no, no, The
Walton Johnson chute is not in Dorset. Statement himself.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I see the people will I'll just see some big
just walking just right over here, right everybody, boy, it
went right over here. I swear I promised him right
over there.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
He just it's a round. I just I just cut walk.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I've seen it, seen me see it, so in my head,
I'm like, no, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Man, I'm wrong. Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson
There's a very interesting lesson you can learn comparing dogs
to humans. Sometimes the smart human or the smart dog
isn't necessarily the human or the dog that you want
to deal with.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That's true. Smart people can be irritating occasionally because they
think for themselves right. Sometimes you might want them to
just do what you tell them.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Dogs are the same way. That's true.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
As a dog owner, you want your dog to be obedient.
You don't want him to be too clever for his
own good. You don't want your dog to figure out
how to open a drawer order a pizza.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
A lot of dogs depends on the breed, but some
dogs they have a mind of their own. Amazingly enough,
I've had people tell me that my dog's ears. It's
kind of like pinstriping on a car. They don't always
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function properly, right, it's just there for looks.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Mainly.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Do you ever discover your dog and find out your
dog's been in a safe place all day, but somehow
he hurt himself, Like you got a scratch on his ear?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You think, what have you what he been doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What did you do? Where you were in the house all?
Where did you go? You've been with me, why do
you have a scratch on your ear? It doesn't make
any sense. What kind of trouble did you get into?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Good Milton get hurt?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
He had a little thing on his ear and thought
I thought it was like I dropped sauce on him
or something.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know, did you look it off?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I started looking at his ear. I was like, is
this like salsa?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And then I figured out he just had a scratch there,
and I was like, oh, I won't play with it.
But then I started wondering, how do he hurt him ear?
You know, well he could have done it himself. You know,
they got them calls on their feet.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But Steve, you got a new dog, right? Yeah? Does
your new dog get into some trouble? Oh? God?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, she's four months old. Tomorrow, I think she'll be
four months old or pretty close. And I mean they've
got a mind of their own even when they're that young.
She's particularly smart too, so occasionally you'll just think you've
outsmarted her moving things around whatever, and no, she figures
it out like a puzzle. So she got two dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
One of them's a little older than the other one.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
The old one is stupid, right, The older one is
not she's not dumb, but she's a great Pyrenees. And
they're one of those dog breeds like y'all were talking
about that will consider your suggestion when you say come here,
she'll think it over. Okay, maybe I will, maybe I won't.
But that's just the breed. Now there's a new one,
(02:28):
the German chart aired pointer. Sure, that is just a
velociraptor a in puppy fur. That's very energy out the
I mean, just a lot of energy. If those are
very smart.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
If those two dogs were they're human equivalent, and you
were their political overlord, which would you prefer as your constituent?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh, the Pyrenees for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, much easier going take, you know, maybe slow to
come around, but they will take a suggestion.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
When I'm dealing with Melton. One of the things I
have French bulldogs. Bulldogs in general, big or little, doesn't matter.
They could be a little stubborn. But they can be bribed.
Oh well, I imagine most dogs can be bribed. All
you have to do is rattle the treat jar or
do you have a drawer or a jar? Or where
do you keep your treats? In the laundry room and
does he nowhere if I even walk back there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Hey, I've seen people's dogs that will just sit in
front and stare at the drawer or the basket or
wherever you keep the.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Treats they do. Now, imagine your dog's a democrat.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All dogs are democrats unless they have something, then they're libertarian.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Sure, If the dog is something, he's a property rights advocate.
If you have something, he's a communist. Some dogs have jobs,
you know. Some dogs work for a living. You put
a dog out there to hurt the cows or the
sheep or whatever. Them just working dogs.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But your average dog in a household in the city,
it's a democrat. They around all day to do for
us to give them stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So dogs and people really aren't that different, are they.
Even when you put them in a rural or urban environment,
you're still dealing with the context of the animal affects
their personality.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So you've got your city dogs. They're a little lazy.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
They like good handout, They enjoy the camaraderie of the neighborhood,
but at the same time they're expecting some welfare. You
got that country dog. They are willing to fight, damn straight,
willing to work, they'll go to it. Not a coincidence.
Dogs are a lot like people, and when you're a politician,
you know that old role. Give them cake and circus
and they'll do whatever you want. Well, dogs the same way.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I got to think you can learn a lot about
how politicians rule over a massive lemmings by looking at
how somebody with a few dogs herds their dogs around.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
True enough, right, Wow, we have really uncovered.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I think we've unlocked the key to political success in
this country.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
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Speaker 6 (05:09):
Invite her on a hike.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And if she mouths off, those trails can get slippery.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I wait, what slippery trails?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't know if you know that you just made
a violent, disturbing joke, but at the same time, you
just made a sexual joke at the same time.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't know if you're aware of that or not. No,
I don't. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Jasmine Crockett's is the one who's violent.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
She is.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, she said we need to punch and attack and
beat down people, but of course she'll tell you that
she didn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Jack Jasmin Crockett is falling out trying to encourage some
political violence right now.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
If you don't believe me, and just listening.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
They talk a lot of noise, But these guys are weak.
That's why they're over here trying to bully people. Bullies
are always weak. The difference is they expect democrats to
kind of be the nice guys that we are. They
expect us to take the punch and say thank you. Well,
I am here to tell you not only are we
gonna punch back, but we about to.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Beat you down.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Wow, go beat you down, Go punch you and beat
you down. What a What an interesting choice of words
you have there, Jasmine. We're look, I'm what's the rule
on this? At what point is it too much? When
you're starting, Oh, We're just gonna go out there and
body slam their faces figuratively speaking, not core, not literally,
not literally. We're gonna just figuratively go out and punch
(06:34):
him in the face and shoot them in the balls.
We're gonna kick them in the teeth figuratively, not that
it's just an analogy, not literally gonna do yours. It's like,
come on, dude, you're vividly telling people to go out
and be violent and then just no, no, not just
a metaphor. It's not a metaphor. We know full well
your constituents are violent nutshops exactly. They don't need a
lot of encouragement.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
They really don't anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So that's Jasmine Crockett today all over the news for
the wrong reasons.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And if these Democrats that are afraid they're going to
lose their job because they're going to lose their district,
are are so so good at their job, so so
necessary for Texas, then whatever districts they draw, they just
go run for that district, aren't they, Like Jasmine Crockett
(07:20):
will tell you that she's so good, so important, so
valuable to the state, you couldn't do Lotter well, then
run for a run for the job.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
The plan is to add five new congressional seats to
the Republican Party, which would take which would both include
new seats that don't already exist, but then also a
couple other seats when redrawn.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
They don't just name a district a Republican district. Doesn't
just automatically add a Republican district unless those voters vote
that way. What if the Democrats showed up and said,
I'd be a better choice for this district that normally
votes Republican, I would be a better choice. And here's why,
run for the job. If you can't get the job,
(08:00):
you don't earn it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Jasmine Crockett says, if we don't give her more power,
we're all going to die.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't know where we're going, but right now, all
I know is that we've.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Got to do everything that we can to save this country.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Because right now it feels like we're going to hail
and it. It doesn't seem like we have a way back.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Wow, that's the same woman that was talking earlier.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
That's her.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's so many different voices and tones and I don't know,
just inflections and the way she speaks.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
And that's the weird you're saying.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Often different than the day before.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Do you trust people like that, mister Kenneth, I don't
do it in that weird Billy ed someone takes me suspicious.
Someone just does different voices like that they could just
go from one to the other depending on who the
audience is.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Kind of makes you think she might be a little
you know, crazy, right.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, By the way, here's another one of Jasmine Crockett's
friends in the fake pseudo science world. Here's Bill not
a science guy, Bill Nye, the not a science guy
from the Planetary Society of Liars, telling you, if we
don't elect more Democrats, we're all gonna die. Same thing
Jasmine Crockett said. But instead of saying it to inner
city urban voters, h like, how I did that, she's
(09:04):
saying urban. He's saying it to white liberal cable news
viewers who pretend to be part of the science community.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
And look, you guys, everybody, I used to work in
the oil industry.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
People forget they used to work in the ail patch.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
The oil guy, did you forget that? Yes? I did.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
No one knew that about him. Now, of course, what
did you do in an oil patch?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Probably got coffee for the boss West Texas.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And we just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I mean, okay, so the sooner we stopped doing it,
the better.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And of course let's pretend you say, and we can't
do we can't work in the oil patch in West Texas.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You better open. Yeah, So then take a look out yonder.
Let's pretend that we stop doing it right. Does that
affect the weather?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Does it change the global temperatures? Climate chan No, no, no.
But I'll tell you what it will do. It empowers China, Russia, Iran,
in North Korea. All of our enemies become more powerful,
all of them get more money, all of them.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Slowly destroy us. I got to pay more to pull.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't want too well, I mean I don't want
And guess where that money is going to to our
to our enemies, yeah, to our political opposites in the
global stage, not necessarily good people. That was on MSNBC yesterday.
I have something here that'll wipe the that will wash
that terrible.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Taste out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Our friend Alex Stein, the comedian from the Dallas Fort
Worth area, was in Austin, Texas yesterday during a live
NBC news broadcast in the state capitol and some white
guy standing in front of a microphone into TV trying
to explain why Republicans are awful, and that's when Alex
Stein came up and he crashed the live broadcast.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
We just watched the speaker gabble out with a whole
lot of anger. Kelly, here's the state of play, here's
the CNBC suck.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Okay, this happens, and we understand that that can happen.
And while we love free speech, we're going to keep
control here. So Ryan, thank you, Shack, thank you you
of all of his story, we'll be following it. And
not only Sha cleaned up. Uh okay, stay with us
(11:11):
here because we're talking to her. Ryan has cleared the
set as we would like to say that. Let me
turn back to you, handled there. Can you give us
an update on as you were walking us through this.
We'll all take a breath.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
There he's back.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Maybe not okay, he's yelling about trans in the background.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Hold on one second.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yet transgenders it back.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Playing out in real t is high. Yes, there's a
whole lot of anger here.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
As you can see. Bro, that's my boy, dude, that's
my buddy, Alex.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
The lady, I mean, the the anchor, she was in
the middle picture of all of this while we're watching,
and she's like, oh, well, well no, I guess not okay.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
We would have liked that clip no matter who it was,
but the fact that it was one of our friends
from Texas makes it so much better. Yep, alex Stein,
Primetime ninety nine, in your face, pimp on a blip bitch,
oh huh ho. If you've got a business that you
didn't build, that somebody else made that happen.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
The Internet didn't get invented on its own.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I took the initiative and creating the Internet.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
You mentioned Mom, Donnie and you are in New York
sort of talking, speaking in behalf of him to a
certain extent, you know. I wonder though often we see this,
and this is a local election. New York does not
operate in a vacuum. It competes with other cities. And
so this idea of somehow raising taxes on the wealthiest
New Yorkers, who, by the way, I would point out,
pay roughly fifteen percent of their income right now between
(12:46):
city and state, raising taxes on them will simply drive
them away. Shouldn't the focus of a mayor be on
delivering services to the constituents of the city, and doing
that by raising the most revenue as possible without chasing
businesses and the high income taxpayers out of the city
because they can go to Austin, they can go to Dallas,
(13:06):
they can go to Atlanta, they can.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Go to Nashville. This is your issue. It's a national issue,
not a local issue.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
The issue is affordability. Do you know how many working
families are chased out of New York City every day?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
No, no, no, stop stop stop.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Senator Elizabeth Warren is getting wrecked right now on CNBC.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, they're asking her. Actual question is that she is
unable to answer, so of course she starts doing the
dance the Dodds, the old soft shoe.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Senator Elizabeth Warren a senator from mess Right.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, forget, she's a protected species.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's right from the reservations, not from Massachusetts or wherever
she's actually from. She's on CNBC yesterday talking.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
About the mayoral Canada New York City. Johnson, I'm done.
She's a big supporter.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, can't tell you enough what great things this comedy
is gonna do for New York City.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And not to distract from the point here, because it's
very interesting, I think, but isn't it fascinating how different
CNBC is from MSNBC, don't look.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
At Needy, the one of them, to be honest with you,
You do that so I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
MSNBC is full on Marxist, communist, far left pinko.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But you know, money's evil, and then.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
White bitalism is just should be a crime.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
White people are the devil.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Meanwhile, on CNBC, it's mostly a bunch mostly not entirely right.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
The mad Max money guy's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
But most of them are reasonable people that just understand
basic economics. And Elizabeth Warren comes on to talk about
why this guy's so great for New York City. The
CNBC interviewer says, yeah, but it's a city you raise taxes,
you raise the corporate tax R eight people believe, And
her response is, well, poor people have to leave all
the time.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Poor people have to leave all the time because of
these policies.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, it's getting worse for them before it gets worse
for the money makers.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
When poor people leave New York City, they go to Florida.
When poor people leave California they go to Texas. They're
going to a more conservative, Republican place. You're advocating for
farther left economic policies. The very thing that's driving them away.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
But are we told.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That that's why we need the illegals.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, got to replace the poor people that left. Well,
that is kind of what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, we had an email from Josh about the same thing.
Have you noticed democrats are occasionally hypocritical?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, he said, could y'all help me understand this? Libs
argue we need illegal immigrants to do the cheap labor
that Americans won't do. But at the same time they
say we need a higher minimum wage.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So which is it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Do we need the cheap labor, because the minute we
get cheap labor, we want to give them a higher
minimum wage.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
What democrats actually want it's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Critical to say both things at the same time.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What democrats actually want is more Democrat voters. They don't
really actually care about the working class. They want us
all to be poor and dependent on the government. So yes, Today,
the CNBC host on Squawkbox or whatever, Squawk on the
Street or whatever stupid show this is, whatever dumb title
NBC came up with, is asking Elizabeth Warren a very
simple question. Here, this communist guy takes over the city,
(16:12):
isn't everyone going to leave? And her response is actually
to point out that how the problem that they're creating
is somehow also the solution.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Listen to her social issue.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
The issue is affordability. Do you know how many working
families are chased out of New York City every day? Yes,
because they can't afford housing, they can't afford groceries, that
can't afford child care.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
What Zorn is saying, and.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
She thinks that more regulation and higher taxes is the
solution to that. Well, she's also pointing out that he
will freeze the prices and let the government take control
of all those problems that she pointed out, like grocery
price isn't rent.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh please, let me explain this one.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
If we freeze the prices in an economy where businesses
can't afford to exist as it is with very low overhead,
they're going to close their shop and leave. Then the
supply is going to go down vastly, which means the
cost and value of everything is going to spike. You're
going to be waiting in line for hours, so you
cannot buy food at a grocery store, only to find
(17:13):
your way out to the parking lot where someone's reselling
the same items on the black market for ten times
the value. You could have had reasonable prices if you
just deregulated the economy. But by overregulating it, you've created
a black market that's doing the very thing you're accusing
the free market of doing.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Damn, Kenny, you want me to get her own line,
let's explain it to her.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, here's the thing, mister, ol.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
What if she had the app? She could listen to
it anytime she wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I do love that you're plugging the app right now.
Elizabeth Warren doesn't have the app.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I love plugging the app. I love that it's download
the wall in Johnson's smartphone app. It's free, it's easy
to get. But to your point, I think she knows this,
mister oh.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh, you thinks she already know what? She just don't.
She'll say it out loud.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Do you understand she's worth tens of millions of dollars?
Elizabeth Warren is a very wealthy person. She's not poor.
Do you have dozens of millions dollars?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I know?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I don't either. No, No, she does. She knows how
the system Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren made a fortune off
the two thousand and eight real estate crisis. She was
a tenured liberal college professor, she was a lawyer. She
was gaming the system. She had these upper middle class
jobs created by the government to pay people from Ivy
(18:23):
League universities exorbitant amounts of money to do very easy
jobs simply because they were part of the right group
of people, who voted the right way, who went to
the right cocktail parties. Then she took that money invested
in real estate when everybody else was losing their house.
The prices went down, they shot back up.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Now do you think she knew ahead of time that
something like that might happen?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
How did she know?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Did Nancy Pelosi's husband teller probably at insider trading, son
of a gun, tell you would. Somebody needs to ball
up a fist and ram it into his brand maskt.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Figuratively figuratively speaking, Jasmine, don't do the Chasmin Crockett, Billy
d Remember we talked about this.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
No, I want to punch him. No, no, no, The
Walton Johnson chute is not in Dorset. Statement himself.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I see the people will I'll just see some big
just walking just right over here, right everybody, boy, it
went right over here. I swear I promised him right
over there.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
He just it's a round. I just I just cut walk.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I've seen it, seen me see it, so in my head,
I'm like, no, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Man, I'm wrong. Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson
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