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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Trey is it Will Tayser? Hey, now I know who
she is. I wish I didn't coming.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Up in a little bit. We're gonna ask a question,
and it's a pretty legitimate question asked. Is the website
only fans intentionally or unintentionally selling child porn? Something really
odd happened yesterday with a famous Internet celebrity, a social
media influence, we'll use that statement.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Sure, an influencer?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Is she also a content creator?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Certainly?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is? Wow, that's like the two best jobs you could
ever have, influencer and content every woman under the age
of thirty apparently that's what they do for a living.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Before we make fun of it, though, isn't that basically
what we do for a living.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, but we're adults and professional and we've done this
a good long time and people seem to enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I agree, But first give them time.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They'll get there.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Mister Kenneth, this is your allocated time for the show.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know who you gotta stall with bes lead it
all break. Oh, I know you've told me year after year.
When it's Lolo's birthday, she goes first. Lolo Jones Olympic
runner Bob's letter.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Virgin still she claims that she is the last I
checked in on her. Believe she's forty three. Okay, no not.
It almost kind of makes you wonder. It was one
thing when you were in your early twenties. Now it's
looking a little suspicious, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, James Gunn Guardians of the Galaxy director is fifty nine.
Jonathan Silverman Weekend at Bernie's, of course, but he was
also TV's single guy. Jonathan is fifty nine now, and
he is a sweetheart of a man. I spent some
time hanging out with him and his lovely wife a
(01:52):
few years back at Mardi Gras. Maybe I've heard of it,
and they were just the lovely people.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, nobody knows him, no, no, oh, you probably know
this guy, Pat Smear. What a great last name. Not Pap.
Pat Smear is sixty six. He's the ex Foo Fighter
and ex guitari who Nirvana and the Germs in the Germs, Yeah, yeah,
(02:20):
he was in the original guitarist for the Germs.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Name is Pap sme. His name is Pat's Pat Smear.
See how it's obviously a bad name, And you know
what's weird about that? I've known about his music since
I was probably ten years old, and I never once
thought about that till right now, And now I feel
like I'm just ashamed of myself. You're welcome, Marcia.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Marcia.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Marcia is sixty nine today.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Nice. That's Maureen McCormick of The Brady Book. She is
a hottie. I mean she was back in the.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Day, no longer with a Rick Darringer died earlier this year.
He would have been seventy eight today.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wait, you mean Rick Darringer and Hulkgan are together?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
They I don't know where they are, you know, if
they're hanging out together or not. Lonnie Anderson's birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You don't know where they are. Are you suggesting that Rick
Deringer and hul Cogan went to Hell?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, I just don't know if both of them went
to the same place.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
They both went to heaven. They're good guys. Oh okay, sorry,
well hull Cogan was. I don't know about Rick Derringer,
But are they connected?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Again? I don't think Rick Darringer was a wrestler?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Was he? Do you even listen to this radio show?
Not if I don't have to know this is Rick Derringer.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Did you even hear me say it was Lonnie Anderson's birthday.
Why are you rolling all over Rick Darringer when you
could be rolling around on Lonnie Anderson.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Rick Derringer wrote the hul Cogan theme song, Oh Hulk
just died, Rick Drringer just died.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
We get it out of your system better Lonnie Anderson,
who just passed away two days ago. It would have
been seventy nine today the star of WKRP in Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Does that hurt.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Anybody's feelings if I say she was the star? I'm okay, Yeah,
you know, because Johnny Fever was supposed to be the
star or Venus.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Or Herb you know, or the big guy. I don't
know it was. It was Jennifer. I think we all
know who the star of this show is, so it's fine,
you know.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I think we all do.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, I think we do. Yeah, we definitely know who
the star of this show is.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
By the way, Janet Dubois, who was Willona Woods on
Good Times, was part of this state. She's no longer
with us either. Neil Armstrong, the Guy from the Moon,
his birthday as well.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Wait, didn't we just have Louis Armstrong's birthday a couple
of days ago.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, apparently that wasn't the moon guy.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
After all, you're telling me that Louis Armstrong and Neil
Armstrong's birthday are one day apart.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I don't know for one day recently though, l uk
or Hang on a second.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Louis Armstrong's birthday is August fourth, Okay, so that was yesterday. Yeah,
Neil Armstrong's birthday is August fifth. Crazy, huh, that's crazy.
When's Lance Armstronger's birthday? Oh, September eighteenth? Yeah, you ruined it,
he ruined it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Today's a National underwear Day. Are you guys wearing anything interesting?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Just pretty standard thong? What about you?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Same?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah? Nice? Right on? Okay? And I also today is
National Oyster Day and National couscous Day, So that's what
it says right here?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Are you making this?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I didn't make it up now. And it's also a
day when we remember.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
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Speaker 2 (05:39):
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Speaker 1 (05:57):
When Abraham Lincoln did well, probably maybe one of his
second best thing he ever did, is this that thing
he did with his bodyguard. He signed the first federal
income tax into lull. Okay, yeah, now you don't like
Lincoln so much.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
They never really was that crazy. Yeah, not a fan,
but he but that eventually went away and then it
came back. If i'm now, it was only for the rich.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It was a three percent tax on all income over
eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Wow, eight hundred dollars. That's a lot. Today, in eighteen
fifty eight, the first Transatlantic cable was completed. Thank broadband
for telegraph. Now that only lasted three weeks. People understood it. Yeah,
it was really great. Today in eighteen sixty one in
the US government, Oh we just did that one today.
In eighteen eighty four, the cornerstone is laid for the
Statue of Liberty on then Bedlow's Island.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, whose island is it now?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Not Bedlow's Island. No, now they call it something now
it's Liberty Island. That's correct. Yeah. Today, in eighteen oh nine,
Congress passed the first tax on corporations, same day as
the Lincoln thing. And today. In nineteen fourteen, the first
electric traffic signal was installed. Where do you think they
installed it in? Philadelphia? Close? Cleveland, Ohio? Oh, another place
you don't want to go today. In nineteen forty four,
(07:13):
Polish insurgents freed hundreds of Jews from a forced labor camp.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Who put them into camp? Apparently it was the Germans? German?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, oh okay, yeah, and Donald Trump today. In nineteen
fifty seven, Dick Clark's American Bandstand goes national. Yeah, it
was just, you know, kind of a local thing. Yeah.
Before that, it was called Dick Clark's Tucson Bandstand is popular.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh, Today's the day they discovered Marilyn Monroe's naked body
and all, like Elton John said, all they could talk
about in the news was that she was found in
the nude.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Did you know that RFK and JFK both supposedly hooked
up with her? Well, yeah, that means they were Eskimo brothers.
They were never mind easy. In nineteen seventy four, Dick
Nixon admits he ordered to cover up for political reasons
and national security. And today. In nineteen eighty one, Ronald
Reagan fired eleven three hundred and fifty nine striking air
(08:10):
traffic controllers.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He said, go on, get I remember that, Yeah, gone.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Get today Today. In nineteen eighty three, risky Business makes
Tom Cruise a household name on the road to start him.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That was forty two years ago, the year that the Now,
think about that, wherever you were, whatever you were doing,
the first time you saw Tom Cruise slide across the
floor in his whitey underwear. It's the same year.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That this show started. Yeah, and we're still here.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Tom is not doing the slide in his underwear anymore,
but he doesn't like that much older.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It is not really new. You know what else is
interesting about that? There's a famous scene in that movie
where he rides the Owl, the elevated subway train.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
He has company I believe on that train, don'ty? And
what are they doing? Uh riding a train?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Come on, we all know what I'm talking about. They're
having a relation on a train grown up relations. Yes,
now I have been on that train many times. If
you sat in that same seat, I will tell you really,
there are very few places on earth that I want
to have sex less than I want to have sex.
There is that, right. I was always disgusted by that.
(09:17):
That train is probably full of urine and feces and
hypodermic needles. And you don't want to have sex on
a subway train in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well it was different in the eighties though, right, Oh, no,
I guess it was.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't think it was might even be worse.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You guys, remember when those thirty three Chilean miners were
trapped underground and they couldn't get them out and it
was going to take a long time. That was fifteen
years ago. Now on this day, Yeah, how about that?
That time flies, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And today, in nineteen ninety two, Cuba wins the first
Olympic gold in baseball in the Barcelona Games. Yay, yeah, yeah?
Who doesn't love Cuba?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Coming up on the show who does of Cuba? That's
I don't know, probably nobody. A lot of people like Cuba.
Why don't we just invade Cuba? Like who gives you. Damn.
It's a little piece of crap company. Their country, their
their chief export and import. What is nothing poverty? Well
they're export.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I think there's people, Okay, what it used to be
if we took over Cuba, when that little kid came
over here floating nod a raft with his mabel.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Elian Gonzales.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Crazy how you can remember some people's names like that.
And I couldn't tell you the people that work like
at the station next door here.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't even know my own sister's birthday. But Elian
Gonzales I could tell you all about him. Where is
he today today? He's a communist organizer on the island
of Cuba. And you know when Lance Armstrong's birthday is
now September thirteenth? Was that way you looked it up
ten seconds ago? Now you've forgotten man, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Bob Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Well.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
About those, mister, you know how they are? You know them,
the people the people that run the easy credit ripoff businesses.
To watch them, you know how to identify them? No,
I don't know they're they don't You just.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Love Hollywood and and and just how egoistical everybody is
out there in Hollywood, George Clooney would like you to
know he thinks Adam Sandler is a good actor.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, from Television City in I want to live there.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I want to live in Television City.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's the best part. They're because you know who they
were marketing this do back in the seventies, No, who who?
A very specific group of people I don't know, probably
lived in big cities on the eastern half of the country,
and maybe they didn't have a lot of money, so
to them, the thought of being in Television City, that
was just the Wow, that's where the rich folk live.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's really weird being in a room full of straight guys.
I mentioned George Clooney and you guys just shrug it
off like it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I am actually forgiving you for bringing him up, because
I think you're having a nice day about it. And
it was an insult. I don't care at all about George.
He was insulting Why because I said, he's so arrogant.
He thinks you need to know what he thinks about
Adam Sandler before you go see his movie. I just
I've hated George Clooney for so long. At this point,
when someone says George Clooney socks. It's like, yeah, I know,
(12:17):
and the sky's blue. But you're right.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Did a movie with Adam Sandler Gilmore and he says
he's actually a really beautiful, wonderful actor. He's not just
a good comedian. They did a movie for Netflix called
Jay Kelly. He plays an actor and Adam Sandler plays
(12:40):
his manager. So George Clooney's going out on a limb
here and testing his abilities in the Festipian world as
an actor. He is portraying an actor.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Okay, So the movie features George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Laura Dern.
Do you know who she is? Of course I do, okay,
and then Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
She's the gal that stuck her arm and tried sairtops
poop big all the way to her chin.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
She was way up in there. She didn't have to
do all that.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Also in the movie is Greta Gerwig if you know
who that is. And I don't know. I don't recognize
too many of the other names here, but you.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Have you had me at George Clooney, you know Bill
up until recently.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Okay, So the movie is about a bunch of people
in Hollywood making movies. It's not that interesting. But no,
of course not of all the things Hunter Biden said.
And I don't think I could play that sound bite
again without editing it. But when he started going off
on how much George Clooney sucks.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well he didn't like he was suddenly mad at him
because George Clooney called out his dad after he told
everybody how great he was. Then later everybody noticed he wasn't.
So George had to kind of go along with it
and go, oh, yeah, we probably needed to move him away.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He said that George Clooney is not even an actor.
He's a personality and a name brand.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Some actors from back in the day especially, they were
such big names they just played themselves. Whenever John Wayne
was in a movie, did he really change? Did he act?
Was a character that different whether it was a Western
or or you know, whatever else he made. I don't know,
he made some other movies, well he was still just
(14:21):
Well that is an insult in some people's opinion, because
you're not required to be an actor with range and
emotion and all that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't know what I'm about to say is controversial,
But if you think about if what you just said
is true, which I think it is. Adam Sandler is
arguably a better actor than George Clinty, Yes, because even
though he does stupid characters, at least he's doing something.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Did you ever see the movie Spanglish?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah? I think I did, now that you mention it. Yeah,
he didn't do goofy character. He played a chef who
you know, fell in love with and you can see
why because his wife was a meth He kind of
kind of fell in love with the lady that was,
you know, hanging.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Around the house.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
In most Adam Sandler movies, he's just being Adam Sandler.
But once in a while he plays a silly character
like Little Nicky for example. Remember he does a voice
and he plays a demon, and he's a silly demon
that doesn't seem very dangerous.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
But I don't think I saw no denemon movie. I
don't look at demons.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You never saw a Little Nicky back in the day.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Was that a basketball movie?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Uh? No, It was about a guy that was possessed
by the devil and he was obsessed with heavy metal
and he want and he had to fight the devil.
He was the devil's son. I know it's weird. I
know it's hard to believe. It was a comedy. Ozzy
Osbourne was in it, Quentin Tarantino, Patricia r Kat. Wasitionally
not a bad movie.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, she can Fight.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Rodney Dangerfield was in that movie. That's how long ago
that was. Yeah, anyway, it was garbage. But also at
least he's acting. George Clooney is just being George Cooney
in every movie he's in. Yeah, now that I look
at it, the cast of Little Nicky's kind of awesome,
Heaven Neelan, Rodney Dangerfield, Patricia Arcat, Ozzy Osbourne, Quentin Tarantino,
Adam Sandler. It's a pretty good lineup for a movie.
(16:08):
Dana Carvey's in it, Rob Schneider, Harvey, Kaitel.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Looks like you've got your Tuesday night already made.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Huh, No, I've got I'm already watching something tonight. King
of the Hill. I thought you watched it last night?
Well just the one episode? Oh yeah, I think you can.
Are they all of Is it like streamable now? I
don't know the answer to that, but someone online told
me they'd already watched a few episodes, so I think
if they're telling the truth, which I assume they probably aren't.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Often suspect people are lying too.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You don't bro in this day and age. I can't
believe more people don't. I can't believe y'all are so trustworthy.
I ain't used to be that way. Weirdly enough, right
up until about the summer at twenty twenty three, I
think I was real trustworthy, and then something in my
personal life changed, and now I don't trust any three.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I don't remember much about that year.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It doesn't matter anyway. There's this new trend where artificial
and intelligence will actually write your obituary. Mister Kenneth, would
you be down for something like that?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Well, isn't that special.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
It's actually not that great. It's like sorry for your loss,
your name here kind of things.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh yeah, we are gathered here today to celebrate the
life of insert name, a truly exceptional.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Husband, wife, son, daughter.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Brought joy, laughter, and positive vibes do all who encountered them.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
He she They enjoyed hobbies such as an insert hobby
and insert career specialty, and was known for always being
there when it mattered most like a reliable Wi Fi signal.
Though insert name.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Has transitioned to the next chapter, their legacy will continue
to inspire.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
According to my training data, rest in peace.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I don't like the artificial intelligence guy. Yeah, that voice.
Every time I hear that voice, I hear him saying,
here's what would happen if you drink mushroom coffee. For
three weeks, it's the same guy, over and over again,
trying to sell stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
All right, what about artificial intelligence Ozzy Osbourne? Well, that's different.
What if it was brought to you by Rod Stewart?
It doesn't it sounding like I'm just saying crazy things,
but you're not. There are so many things wrong with
what I'm about to tell you. But Rod Stewart made
an AI generated tribute video of Ozzy Osbourne in Heaven
and it's kind of freaking people out. I think it
even includes other rappers. Hey, Evan, I have not listened
(18:23):
to this yet, Evan, pay attention just in case. I
think we're okay. But okay, So that's it's Prince with
Ozzy A because there's not really any talking. It's Prince
with Ozzy Osbourne. Tina Turner is part of this thing.
Bill Bob Marley for some reason, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
We'll always though, Bob Marley, you didn't know if you.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Care, we're looking at for those that because you can't
see us, I'll explain it. We're looking at concert footage
of a Rod Stewart performance where Rod is staring up
at the JumboTron and there is all these dead celebrities
Freddie Mercury, and they're all with Ozzy Osbourne and they're
all in heaven. And that is pretty generous of Rod
Stewart to think that all those people would be in heaven.
It's very generous.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Look, but you didn't like me suggesting that maybe Hulk
and whatever that dizzy guy's name was, they were together.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm not saying that they're all in hell, but they're
not all in heaven.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Maybe they're just hanging out in purgatory, waiting for the
door to open.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Why would they be at a ski resort.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Because it's a cool place to be.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
May you jokers?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Size of a quarter dog Old Walton
Speaker 2 (19:30):
And Johnson Radio Network
Trey is it Will Tayser? Hey, now I know who
she is. I wish I didn't coming.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Up in a little bit. We're gonna ask a question,
and it's a pretty legitimate question asked. Is the website
only fans intentionally or unintentionally selling child porn? Something really
odd happened yesterday with a famous Internet celebrity, a social
media influence, we'll use that statement.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Sure, an influencer?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Is she also a content creator?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Certainly?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is? Wow, that's like the two best jobs you could
ever have, influencer and content every woman under the age
of thirty apparently that's what they do for a living.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Before we make fun of it, though, isn't that basically
what we do for a living.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, but we're adults and professional and we've done this
a good long time and people seem to enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I agree, But first give them time.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They'll get there.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Mister Kenneth, this is your allocated time for the show.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know who you gotta stall with bes lead it
all break. Oh, I know you've told me year after year.
When it's Lolo's birthday, she goes first. Lolo Jones Olympic
runner Bob's letter.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Virgin still she claims that she is the last I
checked in on her. Believe she's forty three. Okay, no not.
It almost kind of makes you wonder. It was one
thing when you were in your early twenties. Now it's
looking a little suspicious, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, James Gunn Guardians of the Galaxy director is fifty nine.
Jonathan Silverman Weekend at Bernie's, of course, but he was
also TV's single guy. Jonathan is fifty nine now, and
he is a sweetheart of a man. I spent some
time hanging out with him and his lovely wife a
(01:52):
few years back at Mardi Gras. Maybe I've heard of it,
and they were just the lovely people.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, nobody knows him, no, no, oh, you probably know
this guy, Pat Smear. What a great last name. Not Pap.
Pat Smear is sixty six. He's the ex Foo Fighter
and ex guitari who Nirvana and the Germs in the Germs, Yeah, yeah,
(02:20):
he was in the original guitarist for the Germs.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Name is Pap sme. His name is Pat's Pat Smear.
See how it's obviously a bad name, And you know
what's weird about that? I've known about his music since
I was probably ten years old, and I never once
thought about that till right now, And now I feel
like I'm just ashamed of myself. You're welcome, Marcia.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Marcia.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Marcia is sixty nine today.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Nice. That's Maureen McCormick of The Brady Book. She is
a hottie. I mean she was back in the.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Day, no longer with a Rick Darringer died earlier this year.
He would have been seventy eight today.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wait, you mean Rick Darringer and Hulkgan are together?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
They I don't know where they are, you know, if
they're hanging out together or not. Lonnie Anderson's birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You don't know where they are. Are you suggesting that Rick
Deringer and hul Cogan went to Hell?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, I just don't know if both of them went
to the same place.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
They both went to heaven. They're good guys. Oh okay, sorry,
well hull Cogan was. I don't know about Rick Derringer,
But are they connected?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Again? I don't think Rick Darringer was a wrestler?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Was he? Do you even listen to this radio show?
Not if I don't have to know this is Rick Derringer.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Did you even hear me say it was Lonnie Anderson's birthday.
Why are you rolling all over Rick Darringer when you
could be rolling around on Lonnie Anderson.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Rick Derringer wrote the hul Cogan theme song, Oh Hulk
just died, Rick Drringer just died.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
We get it out of your system better Lonnie Anderson,
who just passed away two days ago. It would have
been seventy nine today the star of WKRP in Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Does that hurt.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Anybody's feelings if I say she was the star? I'm okay, Yeah,
you know, because Johnny Fever was supposed to be the
star or Venus.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Or Herb you know, or the big guy. I don't
know it was. It was Jennifer. I think we all
know who the star of this show is, so it's fine,
you know.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I think we all do.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, I think we do. Yeah, we definitely know who
the star of this show is.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
By the way, Janet Dubois, who was Willona Woods on
Good Times, was part of this state. She's no longer
with us either. Neil Armstrong, the Guy from the Moon,
his birthday as well.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Wait, didn't we just have Louis Armstrong's birthday a couple
of days ago.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, apparently that wasn't the moon guy.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
After all, you're telling me that Louis Armstrong and Neil
Armstrong's birthday are one day apart.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I don't know for one day recently though, l uk
or Hang on a second.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Louis Armstrong's birthday is August fourth, Okay, so that was yesterday. Yeah,
Neil Armstrong's birthday is August fifth. Crazy, huh, that's crazy.
When's Lance Armstronger's birthday? Oh, September eighteenth? Yeah, you ruined it,
he ruined it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Today's a National underwear Day. Are you guys wearing anything interesting?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Just pretty standard thong? What about you?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Same?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah? Nice? Right on? Okay? And I also today is
National Oyster Day and National couscous Day, So that's what
it says right here?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Are you making this?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I didn't make it up now. And it's also a
day when we remember.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Law Tigers, yes, because they bring you this day in history.
So if you're a big history buff, you should probably
also be a law Tiger buff.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
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to you by Lawtigers dot Com. If you're a motorcycle rider, hell,
if you're listening to us at Sturgis right now, I
know at least a handful of the people. Are y'all
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Speaker 1 (05:57):
When Abraham Lincoln did well, probably maybe one of his
second best thing he ever did, is this that thing
he did with his bodyguard. He signed the first federal
income tax into lull. Okay, yeah, now you don't like
Lincoln so much.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
They never really was that crazy. Yeah, not a fan,
but he but that eventually went away and then it
came back. If i'm now, it was only for the rich.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It was a three percent tax on all income over
eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Wow, eight hundred dollars. That's a lot. Today, in eighteen
fifty eight, the first Transatlantic cable was completed. Thank broadband
for telegraph. Now that only lasted three weeks. People understood it. Yeah,
it was really great. Today in eighteen sixty one in
the US government, Oh we just did that one today.
In eighteen eighty four, the cornerstone is laid for the
Statue of Liberty on then Bedlow's Island.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, whose island is it now?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Not Bedlow's Island. No, now they call it something now
it's Liberty Island. That's correct. Yeah. Today, in eighteen oh nine,
Congress passed the first tax on corporations, same day as
the Lincoln thing. And today. In nineteen fourteen, the first
electric traffic signal was installed. Where do you think they
installed it in? Philadelphia? Close? Cleveland, Ohio? Oh, another place
you don't want to go today. In nineteen forty four,
(07:13):
Polish insurgents freed hundreds of Jews from a forced labor camp.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Who put them into camp? Apparently it was the Germans? German?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, oh okay, yeah, and Donald Trump today. In nineteen
fifty seven, Dick Clark's American Bandstand goes national. Yeah, it
was just, you know, kind of a local thing. Yeah.
Before that, it was called Dick Clark's Tucson Bandstand is popular.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh, Today's the day they discovered Marilyn Monroe's naked body
and all, like Elton John said, all they could talk
about in the news was that she was found in
the nude.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Did you know that RFK and JFK both supposedly hooked
up with her? Well, yeah, that means they were Eskimo brothers.
They were never mind easy. In nineteen seventy four, Dick
Nixon admits he ordered to cover up for political reasons
and national security. And today. In nineteen eighty one, Ronald
Reagan fired eleven three hundred and fifty nine striking air
(08:10):
traffic controllers.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He said, go on, get I remember that, Yeah, gone.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Get today Today. In nineteen eighty three, risky Business makes
Tom Cruise a household name on the road to start him.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That was forty two years ago, the year that the Now,
think about that, wherever you were, whatever you were doing,
the first time you saw Tom Cruise slide across the
floor in his whitey underwear. It's the same year.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That this show started. Yeah, and we're still here.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Tom is not doing the slide in his underwear anymore,
but he doesn't like that much older.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It is not really new. You know what else is
interesting about that? There's a famous scene in that movie
where he rides the Owl, the elevated subway train.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
He has company I believe on that train, don'ty? And
what are they doing? Uh riding a train?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Come on, we all know what I'm talking about. They're
having a relation on a train grown up relations. Yes,
now I have been on that train many times. If
you sat in that same seat, I will tell you really,
there are very few places on earth that I want
to have sex less than I want to have sex.
There is that, right. I was always disgusted by that.
(09:17):
That train is probably full of urine and feces and
hypodermic needles. And you don't want to have sex on
a subway train in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well it was different in the eighties though, right, Oh, no,
I guess it was.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't think it was might even be worse.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You guys, remember when those thirty three Chilean miners were
trapped underground and they couldn't get them out and it
was going to take a long time. That was fifteen
years ago. Now on this day, Yeah, how about that?
That time flies, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And today, in nineteen ninety two, Cuba wins the first
Olympic gold in baseball in the Barcelona Games. Yay, yeah, yeah?
Who doesn't love Cuba?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Coming up on the show who does of Cuba? That's
I don't know, probably nobody. A lot of people like Cuba.
Why don't we just invade Cuba? Like who gives you. Damn.
It's a little piece of crap company. Their country, their
their chief export and import. What is nothing poverty? Well
they're export.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I think there's people, Okay, what it used to be
if we took over Cuba, when that little kid came
over here floating nod a raft with his mabel.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Elian Gonzales.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Crazy how you can remember some people's names like that.
And I couldn't tell you the people that work like
at the station next door here.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't even know my own sister's birthday. But Elian
Gonzales I could tell you all about him. Where is
he today today? He's a communist organizer on the island
of Cuba. And you know when Lance Armstrong's birthday is
now September thirteenth? Was that way you looked it up
ten seconds ago? Now you've forgotten man, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Bob Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Well.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
About those, mister, you know how they are? You know them,
the people the people that run the easy credit ripoff businesses.
To watch them, you know how to identify them? No,
I don't know they're they don't You just.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Love Hollywood and and and just how egoistical everybody is
out there in Hollywood, George Clooney would like you to
know he thinks Adam Sandler is a good actor.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, from Television City in I want to live there.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I want to live in Television City.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's the best part. They're because you know who they
were marketing this do back in the seventies, No, who who?
A very specific group of people I don't know, probably
lived in big cities on the eastern half of the country,
and maybe they didn't have a lot of money, so
to them, the thought of being in Television City, that
was just the Wow, that's where the rich folk live.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's really weird being in a room full of straight guys.
I mentioned George Clooney and you guys just shrug it
off like it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I am actually forgiving you for bringing him up, because
I think you're having a nice day about it. And
it was an insult. I don't care at all about George.
He was insulting Why because I said, he's so arrogant.
He thinks you need to know what he thinks about
Adam Sandler before you go see his movie. I just
I've hated George Clooney for so long. At this point,
when someone says George Clooney socks. It's like, yeah, I know,
(12:17):
and the sky's blue. But you're right.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Did a movie with Adam Sandler Gilmore and he says
he's actually a really beautiful, wonderful actor. He's not just
a good comedian. They did a movie for Netflix called
Jay Kelly. He plays an actor and Adam Sandler plays
(12:40):
his manager. So George Clooney's going out on a limb
here and testing his abilities in the Festipian world as
an actor. He is portraying an actor.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Okay, So the movie features George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Laura Dern.
Do you know who she is? Of course I do, okay,
and then Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
She's the gal that stuck her arm and tried sairtops
poop big all the way to her chin.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
She was way up in there. She didn't have to
do all that.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Also in the movie is Greta Gerwig if you know
who that is. And I don't know. I don't recognize
too many of the other names here, but you.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Have you had me at George Clooney, you know Bill
up until recently.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Okay, So the movie is about a bunch of people
in Hollywood making movies. It's not that interesting. But no,
of course not of all the things Hunter Biden said.
And I don't think I could play that sound bite
again without editing it. But when he started going off
on how much George Clooney sucks.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well he didn't like he was suddenly mad at him
because George Clooney called out his dad after he told
everybody how great he was. Then later everybody noticed he wasn't.
So George had to kind of go along with it
and go, oh, yeah, we probably needed to move him away.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He said that George Clooney is not even an actor.
He's a personality and a name brand.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Some actors from back in the day especially, they were
such big names they just played themselves. Whenever John Wayne
was in a movie, did he really change? Did he act?
Was a character that different whether it was a Western
or or you know, whatever else he made. I don't know,
he made some other movies, well he was still just
(14:21):
Well that is an insult in some people's opinion, because
you're not required to be an actor with range and
emotion and all that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't know what I'm about to say is controversial,
But if you think about if what you just said
is true, which I think it is. Adam Sandler is
arguably a better actor than George Clinty, Yes, because even
though he does stupid characters, at least he's doing something.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Did you ever see the movie Spanglish?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah? I think I did, now that you mention it. Yeah,
he didn't do goofy character. He played a chef who
you know, fell in love with and you can see
why because his wife was a meth He kind of
kind of fell in love with the lady that was,
you know, hanging.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Around the house.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
In most Adam Sandler movies, he's just being Adam Sandler.
But once in a while he plays a silly character
like Little Nicky for example. Remember he does a voice
and he plays a demon, and he's a silly demon
that doesn't seem very dangerous.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
But I don't think I saw no denemon movie. I
don't look at demons.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You never saw a Little Nicky back in the day.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Was that a basketball movie?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Uh? No, It was about a guy that was possessed
by the devil and he was obsessed with heavy metal
and he want and he had to fight the devil.
He was the devil's son. I know it's weird. I
know it's hard to believe. It was a comedy. Ozzy
Osbourne was in it, Quentin Tarantino, Patricia r Kat. Wasitionally
not a bad movie.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, she can Fight.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Rodney Dangerfield was in that movie. That's how long ago
that was. Yeah, anyway, it was garbage. But also at
least he's acting. George Clooney is just being George Cooney
in every movie he's in. Yeah, now that I look
at it, the cast of Little Nicky's kind of awesome,
Heaven Neelan, Rodney Dangerfield, Patricia Arcat, Ozzy Osbourne, Quentin Tarantino,
Adam Sandler. It's a pretty good lineup for a movie.
(16:08):
Dana Carvey's in it, Rob Schneider, Harvey, Kaitel.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Looks like you've got your Tuesday night already made.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Huh, No, I've got I'm already watching something tonight. King
of the Hill. I thought you watched it last night?
Well just the one episode? Oh yeah, I think you can.
Are they all of Is it like streamable now? I
don't know the answer to that, but someone online told
me they'd already watched a few episodes, so I think
if they're telling the truth, which I assume they probably aren't.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Often suspect people are lying too.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You don't bro in this day and age. I can't
believe more people don't. I can't believe y'all are so trustworthy.
I ain't used to be that way. Weirdly enough, right
up until about the summer at twenty twenty three, I
think I was real trustworthy, and then something in my
personal life changed, and now I don't trust any three.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I don't remember much about that year.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It doesn't matter anyway. There's this new trend where artificial
and intelligence will actually write your obituary. Mister Kenneth, would
you be down for something like that?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Well, isn't that special.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
It's actually not that great. It's like sorry for your loss,
your name here kind of things.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh yeah, we are gathered here today to celebrate the
life of insert name, a truly exceptional.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Husband, wife, son, daughter.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Brought joy, laughter, and positive vibes do all who encountered them.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
He she They enjoyed hobbies such as an insert hobby
and insert career specialty, and was known for always being
there when it mattered most like a reliable Wi Fi signal.
Though insert name.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Has transitioned to the next chapter, their legacy will continue
to inspire.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
According to my training data, rest in peace.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I don't like the artificial intelligence guy. Yeah, that voice.
Every time I hear that voice, I hear him saying,
here's what would happen if you drink mushroom coffee. For
three weeks, it's the same guy, over and over again,
trying to sell stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
All right, what about artificial intelligence Ozzy Osbourne? Well, that's different.
What if it was brought to you by Rod Stewart?
It doesn't it sounding like I'm just saying crazy things,
but you're not. There are so many things wrong with
what I'm about to tell you. But Rod Stewart made
an AI generated tribute video of Ozzy Osbourne in Heaven
and it's kind of freaking people out. I think it
even includes other rappers. Hey, Evan, I have not listened
(18:23):
to this yet, Evan, pay attention just in case. I
think we're okay. But okay, So that's it's Prince with
Ozzy A because there's not really any talking. It's Prince
with Ozzy Osbourne. Tina Turner is part of this thing.
Bill Bob Marley for some reason, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
We'll always though, Bob Marley, you didn't know if you.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Care, we're looking at for those that because you can't
see us, I'll explain it. We're looking at concert footage
of a Rod Stewart performance where Rod is staring up
at the JumboTron and there is all these dead celebrities
Freddie Mercury, and they're all with Ozzy Osbourne and they're
all in heaven. And that is pretty generous of Rod
Stewart to think that all those people would be in heaven.
It's very generous.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Look, but you didn't like me suggesting that maybe Hulk
and whatever that dizzy guy's name was, they were together.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm not saying that they're all in hell, but they're
not all in heaven.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Maybe they're just hanging out in purgatory, waiting for the
door to open.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Why would they be at a ski resort.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Because it's a cool place to be.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
May you jokers?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Size of a quarter dog Old Walton
Speaker 2 (19:30):
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