The Year Of Manhunts - WED 6.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
For some reason, ever since we exposed John Cornyan's comm
director for purportedly hiring escorts and paying them with his
Venmo accounts supposedly.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know, they will not take phone calls from us.
What would they take it personal? They're just business here.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Come on, Come on, You hire one escort and pay
her with your Venmo account several times over a lengthy
chronological period of your life while you may or may
not have been married, and then get exposed by a
local morning show and you act like we're.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
The bad guys, Like he wanted us to tell you this.
I mean, he was begging for this to get out.
I don't know if you're kidding it. There's a little
click on the little Vinbo thing you private or public? Yeah,
he didn't click private, did he? He was begging us
to release the story.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
In his defense, Have you ever made a financial transaction
for any mundane thing and thought I wish this was public?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, why is there even a setting for that? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I look, I won't say who, but someone I used
to be very close with has a public Venmo thing.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's how I learned that there's such a thing as public.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Because of her or him, and so we log in,
We're like, oh, so and so paid someone.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
For Why is she giving that person money? Brunt? Sure?
Why is that my share? You know? Now?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Why do we need to know that? Is there any
other financial app that does that? I want I want
people to know every time I uber to a bar.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Keep up with me. That's what's important in life. Why
I got man hunt up, Nate. If you guys or
through jall jacking, you know, I'm glad you're here. Billy.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
There's a lot of man hunt news today. Tell us
about what Tennessee. Is that where you're going right now?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Tennessee manhunt is over thanks to the TBI. It's like
the FBI, but it's Tennessee. Yeah, twenty eight year old
suspect arrested in went and got him because he heard
somebody was gonna go to Jackson. So they just went
there and met him up and arrested him. Now, that
Montana guy this day six man hunt for him. Former military.

(02:12):
I don't know the details of his military training, but
I guess that does help when you're, you know, on
the run from the law. He's the guy he shot
four guys in a bar. The one they caught in
Tennessee is the guy who shot four members of a
family and then left the baby out on somebody's yard
and on their lawn.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, here's my advice for parents out there. If you
have a baby, don't leave it on the lawn. And
then like, well it wasn't parents that did it, and.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I get it. Yeah, but just in general, just a
guy who likes to shoot and gun down people.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You hear about that and you think, oh, I can
leave a baby on a lawn. Turns out I looked
into this yesterday. I called someone.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, not not advised, but you can do it. Just
just frowned upon. That's all.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
So this thing in Tennessee has gotten a lot of
attention over the last four hours. But if some he
wasn't actively following the news, such as a connoisseur of
current events like yourself, Billiod, a connoisseur that means you're
very familiar, you're well versed.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's a compliment. Oh yeah, you say so leaned into
the sewer part a little too hard.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, No, I think you're over focusing on the wrong part.
If if somebody were to google or do a search
for the word manhunt, there's a lot of news lately,
isn't there There's a lot of man hunts.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Been good. This has been the year of the man hunt. Really.
I mean it's starting way back right and it's still
going on.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
When these news stories started breaking weeks ago, we didn't
realize we'd need to maybe get a theme song. It's
almost like it's like the news stories about Florida man
or teachers who have sex with their students. Oh, yeah,
they're out there every day. There's another one. Yep, Do
we need a jingle for this? I it feels inappropriate
when someone just died, But then it just keeps coming.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
We are a hockey morning show. Maybe when this Montana
guy is caught, that'll be the end of it.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh, I'm sure that'll be no more manhunts at least
not the rest of the year.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
All right, So where have there been so hard?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
At least two in Arkansas, we had the escape criminals
in Louisiana, Tennessee, in Montana.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
There's one in Florida. If I'm not mistake, I think
Texas had a man hunt going on for a while.
They they run together After.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
A while, When do we get all these guys together
and we do like a running man style competition because
they like to run. Well, sure, put them all in
a maze, a labyrinth. Who doesn't like a labyrinth and
have them get elaborate. I think the words elaborate, no labyrinth.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'm not one of them. Guys like fruit Loop always
likes to correct people. But in this case, I think
you missed that one. Do we even know if they
ever got the tenth guy in New Orleans? Oh? Yeah,
there is one after they got number nine, and he
was the tattooed face. Man. I think they just kind
of like, you know what, he'll probably come back on

(04:52):
his own, or he'll do something get arrested one of
these days. Again, so let's just calm down.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Did we ever talk about how after the like a
like a month or two after all that, the same
jail accidentally released a guy that wasn't Did we even
cover that?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Or was that while we were offering a couple of
days it just got folded up into the manhunt story?
All right?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
So let's see, No, not all the escaped inmates from
the New Orleans jail break have been recaptured.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Number ten still after there's still one left out there.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Maybe we want to start a you know, we do
need to get a jingle, or maybe we could just
play Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones or Won't get
Won't Get fooled Again? That'd be a good song for
a man hunt. Is it punchy? Needs to be kind
of punchy? Probably Riders on the Storm kind of. I
do remember that song because I like them. I like
the how it starts, dude, where the guy's brain is
squirming like a toad.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Now is that cool or what?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I have a friend who thinks the Doors were a
CIA sy op, that they were not or not real musicians.
They were created to brainwash hippies or a lot of
friends with a lot of crazy ideas. Don't you Billy
had to hang out with you?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
What does that say? And I'm the normalist one of
your friends. You're like Dale Gribble from King of the Hill.
I'm like Hank hill King. I'm the King of the
Hill here, and I think Steve's Hank. You're a Dale Gribble.
I'm obviously boom Houer. It's gonna make you. Bobby, you're
the new young one. Bobby's the young one, Bobby, that's true,
but he's not like ripped like I am. You know,

(06:19):
what's John Redcorn's kid? Who's Dale Gribble? Differently? Then? How
about that? All right?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
You got dram have you been watching? Yeah, it's very entertaining.
The new King of the Hill is not disappointing. I've
only you watch more than one episode a week.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm only three episodes in, but I've been putting it
on at night before bed and just watching a little.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
And boys like to drink beer, don't they? They really
do running for Supreme Court or something. I guess I
don't know, because I like beer. It's kind of the
perfect topic for the show. The King of the Hill
is very good. Mike Jodge obviously.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Very good at detailing what modern day life is like
a Texas back then when the show first aired, and
now that it's back. What do rednecks and hipsters have
in common? Almost nothing? But they both like craft beer.
And so there's an episode where Bobby and his dad
both get into micro brewing. Sure, of course, I won't
ruin the plotline, because that's the whole episode. There's a

(07:09):
lot that happens. But you may have said too much already.
I just said they like beer. I figured that but
it's a nice little little tease without saying too much.
But no, okay, fine, uh and and what's gonna happen
on the next episode. Everybody turns out to be trans
all good, Well it's Tony twenty five.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I mean you, no, that's not. In the meantime, you
do your man hunch and King of the Hills and
you know all this other kind of stuff. But in
the meantime Trump has actually challenged It's too late because
you know he's not coming back to do it. But
Trump was up on the roof yesterday of the White House.
We're just kind of ambling about looking. Of course, you know,

(07:48):
the haters always gotta make jokes. Well, he's on the
roof because somebody gave him a juice box and told
him to go outside and play and let the real
people run the country. Yeah, that was a joke someone,
I think, Yeah, somebody with Gavin Newsom's campaign.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Do they not know that jokes are supposed to be funny? No,
the Democrats have no idea. Look, I could tell you
with great certainty. When people look at this radio show
and they see that we've got some punchy lines here
and there, they think it's easy, Billy d.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I don't know what to think. He's on the roof
waving his arms around, and they got a tart stretch
below him. Was he gonna flap his wings and fly away?
Nothing would surprise me. I feel like sometimes people.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
That aren't funny you need to have it explained to them,
like you're not fun to stop.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I know. Oh here, if Joe Biden was on the
roof yelling at reporters and pacing around like that, the
Republicans would have had him committed to a mental institute.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh I'm very impressed that anyone thinks Joe Biden would
be able to get up on the roof.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
That was his challenge. Trump yesterday said, you know, Joe
Biden never came up on the roof, did he? You
know why he can't handle the roof? Thank you, I'm
out billiod.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
For those that don't know, billyet is reffort seeing a
movie from twenty or thirty years ago?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Did you know that if you stop and explain the
joke afterwards, you've just ruined it all?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I know, I didn't want to ruin your job or
a professional comedian occasionally on weekends is opening for you know,
the real professionals, And yet you don't know the first rule.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Don't don't back up and explain the.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Joke, No, Billy had You're a hundred percent correct. But also,
I'm a professional broadcaster, and we had to get to
the nine minute mark before we could go to commercial
break because that's the rules of broadcasting here on the
WJ network.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh, Kate, leave until we go to commercial. Is that
the rule? Yeah, we all just have to sit here
and wait. And now we find out that Biden he
can't handle the roof. You can really tell who is
a morning person and who is not. Tuesday Wednesday, Today's Wednesday,
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, New.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Music from Robert Plant. Is that a buffalo or a
bison on the Albler cover?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
There, Billy d Officially it's a bison. But you asked
ten people what is that? Not to give them a choice.
I bet ten out of ten. Oh it's buffalo, that's
what we call it.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
You're pretty good at identifying which is which when you
look at them, because your history with cowboy films and
just being a redneck.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
But if I had bison and buffalo jerky, then you
could tell the difference. Oh yeah, Oh yeah, it's impressive. Buffalo.
Believe the standard for the use of the phrase buffalo
is for African. Why are you looking at me that way?
Why just African? Buffalo? Seem where that you threw that

(10:35):
word out there, African. Well then you looked at me
odd but buffalo and.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Felt like you were hesitant to say it, which made
me suspicious that you saying it.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Huh, I'm watching you. No, no, I'm watching you pole.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Look out now, Billy ed I can't during commercial break,
we can't play it on the air. But we just
watched this montage of lots of American and British Palestine
activists walking around wearing the hamas scarf. I forget what
they call that, a kaffer or something. Iifia.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
They're all walking.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
They're on the streets of London, New York City, Los Angeles,
I mean, I recognizable places if you're a Western news
consumer and just sprinkled in here and there among their
chants of free Palestine and you know, kill Benjamin Nett
and Yaho that sort of thing. They'll scream out Hyle
Hitler and it's like, wait, aren't you guys saying that

(11:30):
Net and Yahoo and Trump are Hitler. But then also
you're saying that Hitler was good. It feels like some
mixed messaging. Aren't they the ones that say kill the Jews?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
They do say kill the Jews and kind of let
you know which side they're on on this whole Hitler business.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I mean, we watched it was a montage someone put
together of recent footage from protests, podcasts, riots, that sort
of thing. There's a lot of people in Palestine scarfs
with American or British accents just vividly describing how they
thought Hitler was cool or oh sure, yeah. But then
there was a lot of language we couldn't use to it.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
And like you said, the point to Trump or somebody Hitler,
he's just Hitler. You like Hitler, though, but you don't
like Trump. Boy. It's confused. It's real confusion. It's because
they're low, uh what Trump.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Called them low information? They're low, they're idiots, low iq,
they're low aquy. Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, that's what they do. Stupid.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
He's not wrong. They don't seem to be very bright.
That's the whole thing about the Texans Democrats running off
to Chicago in places like that. They they're telling a
story to their voters that is ridiculous. But their voters
are so stupid they don't know that. Their explanation of
why they left is ridiculous, but they said it for

(12:45):
there up back by Friday, they're giving them the rest
of the week. Then they'll just remove them from office,
I guess, and put somebody else in there.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
A couple of reports today if you're curious where we're
at on getting the Democrats in Texas back to work.
The Democrats could be fined up to four hundred thousand
dollars so far for fleeing the state. Now, I mean
could be. It looks I think they will be, and
that won't be an issue for them. They're gonna let
me pay that for him right now. Apparently JB. Pritzker
pays it for him.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Seems as though the billionaire governor of the state of
Illinois is going to cover the tap for them. They
hate Donald Trump for being a billionaire, but they're all
hanging out with JB. Pritzker right now. Oh, they hang
out with a lot of billionaires. It's funny too what
they criticized Trump for. They're like, oh, he's a fat,
old white billionaire. Yeah, but you guys are with I
mean JB's with you right now. If you think Donald

(13:37):
Trump's a fat, ugly billionaire, JB. Pritzker is fatter, uglier,
and I think he might even have more money.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
If you want to look really good, just go stand
next to Pritzker. Oh yeah, I don't care how big
a boy you are. You going to look little, pretty
healthy compared to him, you know, Bill, Yeah, that's you
stumbled onto something kind of brilliant there. That's a trick
that women do on their dating apps. I know what
they do though they don't know about dating apps, but
in real life they do that too.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
There'll be this photo on a woman's dating app. It's
three women and two of them are hot, and one
of them isn't. You're like, oh yeah, and you swipe right,
and then you realize you you swipe right on the
ugly one.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, you don't know which one is weird? Huh? Yeah,
you know, what are you gonna do? I mean, that's
the nature of things anyway.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
In the meantime, Texas Republican Party leaders are asking the
FBI to arrest the Democrats and bring them back to
the state, and I don't know what happens next.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Is the FBI actually going to do that?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Would they actually be and if they did that, would
it make them look like the heroes.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
They also like, if they would on the way back
to Texas, if you could put them in a headlock
and give them some niggies. They deserve it. They do nuggies.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
You say, yeah, I haven't done a nuggie in a
long time, be a while. Rarely was a noogie ever
given to someone I didn't like. Usually a nogie is
the kind of thing you share with a friend on
their birthday.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
And the last time I think I saw one delivered,
you know, with noogie in tent Saturday Night Live, when
that boy talk would put a girl with the fuzzy
hair that's right into it and he'd like, you know,
and she'd go like stabatad you know how she talked
because she had a cold or something.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Back in the day, Boy Saturday Alive was funny. They
had a minute. But you know what they used to
do on the show back then, and I'm glad they
don't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
They used to do Asian accents. I know, I know
that that's not right, Billy.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, we did have one idea on this radio show
yesterday that we threw out there on social media, and
it has spread like wildfire. One hundred and sixty nine
thousand people seem to agree that if Texas has squatter
laws that allow a person to gain ownership of a
property through adverse possession, it would be kind of entertaining
to see a homeless encampment move into the houses of

(15:44):
some of these I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call
them homeless unhoused.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Suddenly they'd be housed again.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Move into the homes of these Texas Democrats who fled
the state.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And now I'm not saying.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I'm going to round up a homeless encampm in and
take them to the house of state Representative Jean.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's honestly, it seems like a lot of work. It does,
and we're not really you know, in the mood for that.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I mean, but it's funny also when we put these
ideas out of those things happen.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, no, but people want it to. We so our listeners.
They're not the type to squat I guess.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I'm still pretty sure we were joking when we suggested
that idea, but when we put it out there yesterday
and the it really got legs. It moved beyond the
general audience of this show, and a lot of people
in the realm of political discourse seem to agree. Squatters
in the houses of the Texas Democrats who.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Abandoned their state. I think it'd be fun, just a
wat to take it so long. We came up with
it twenty four hours ago.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
We have been involved in breaking a handful of interesting
news stories this summer involving political scandals, at least two
really good ones, and I gotta think this would top
all of them.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I think.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I want the methist feentanyl addicted crackheads. I want hypodermic
needles still sticking out of his arm, a face covered
with scabs and pockmarks, just laying in the beds of
every Texas Democrat on their expensive silk sheets while they're
away staying at the Hilton in the Naperville, Illinois Marriott,

(17:14):
or wherever it is that they're checked into.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Right now at JB's house. I hear he's got a
big place over there.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Probably more than one. Yeah, guy's a billionaire, I got
I think he's got more than one house. Here's a
fun fact, Well, Okay, it's a fun rumor. As you know,
I am quite I am known in Illinois. I have
friends there in the political world. They work in Springfield,
in Chicago, the capitol, and the biggest city. Okay, I
have heard from more than one person, more than one time,

(17:40):
that part of the reason why JB. Pritzker has not
pursued higher office is because he has a me too
scandal sitting on the back burner. Nice right now, I
can't prove that it's just a rumor, but I've heard
this from more than one person who don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Each other well. To believe that, you would have to
believe there is a woman out they're somewhere. Who would
That's hard to imagine, is it? Does this do anything
for you?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
According to the rumor that I've heard, it's a house employee,
like a maid or something like that.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, maybe he just kind of, you know, waddled over
to her and leaned against her or something and she
couldn't do anything about that. Well, if JBI Prince gerleaned
against you, you'd probably never walk again. You see job
in a Hood on that movie, right, it's kind of
the same thing.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, what he did to Princess Leah That that wasn't right,
that's Joba laugh.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
What was Princess Leia's real name in res No? No?
In real life? The actress what was her name?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Carrie? Yeah, it's right on the tip of my tongue.
Carry Fisher right.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Did you ever see that photo of her and Jack
Nicholson and Rick James And they're all at a party
and they look really sweaty for some reason, they stoned and.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
They look like they're having a really good time together.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I wonder what Jack Nicholson and and Carrie Fisher and James.
They don't seem like they'd be friends, but in that
photo they look like they're really having fun together.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Really. Yeah, we're all sitting in front of the low
coffee table. No, there's no way to know what it is.
I guess no, no clue. Must have been waiting for
their tea service or something like that. You can really
tell who is a morning person and who is not there.
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