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Speaker 1 (00:00):
New music from Sticks Sticks It's uh what was his name?
Dennis de Young? Was that the guy's name?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Ye spell a little why? I like the river.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I think they have a different singer now though, anyway,
I don't know. I do know this. A pretty white
lady died on a boat, and that's going to get
a lot of attention from the news. Now, I don't God,
I hope not. Uh, okay, this happened and helped me
out here Steve Monteuke MONTUK. Then it's a the mon
(00:29):
Talk Yacht Club. Apparently it is pretty nice sky. I
think that's the word you're looking for. Swanky Martha nolan
oslatera was found unconscious. I don't know her. We'll just
call her Martha. Found unconscious on a vessel docked at
the Montalk Yacht Club. And that is in Suffolk County.
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Apparently it's pretty bougie. The woman found dead on board
a boat was identified by authorities as a beloved vocal
designer from Manhattan who spent her summers working on the
East End. What's the east End? Sounds sexy, don't it,
the thirty three year old? No, that's the South End. No,
I think that's up the totally different is the thirty
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three year old who went by Martha Nolan professionally, was
pronounced dead at the scene by first responders, A very
pretty blonde lady with big blue eyes. Or cause of
death still under investigation, very mysterious. Members of the Montauk
Yacht Club, including some captains, heard screaming from the docks
late Monday. One club member reported that there was quite
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a bit of screaming. Another anonymous member of the yacht club.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Say, a moderate amount of screaming, an exaggerated amount of screaming.
We have a certain levels of screaming that is allowed
before it becomes reportable.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I think it's a fair question more screaming than you'd
expect at a bougie, snooty yacht club. And I mean,
I'm looking at photos of this place. It is bougie.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Call it exclusive, you see, that's the kind of terms
they like to use. It's an enclave, you see.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Mister, What do we make of this? They got a
bird's eye view of the yacht club here, and I
noticed something. All the boats and I don't mean some
of them, I mean every single boat is the same
exact color, blindingly white.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Why is that. Why doesn't anyone ever get a blue
boat or an orange boat? Or well, they're always white?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Not sure about I don't head up to Montalk very often.
I don't know what they're thinking up there anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Apparently this woman is originally from Ireland, but she'd been
living in America for quite a while, started launching pop
ups with her summerware brand in the Hampton's and Montalk.
Residents say Nolan had a reputation for being incredibly kind,
was always equipped with a bright smile. It is a
very pretty woman wears a little scantily clad in some
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of the photos in the published in the New York Post.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Don't I didn't even know her, and I miss her.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I didn't choose to publish those pictures of.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Her, but that's just a shame.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's always weird to describe this on the radio because
I want people to see what I'm looking at, and
she's a dead woman with a lot of cleavage, and
it's just weird. That is uncomfortable, and it's not my fault.
That's what they gave us, you know, it's what we
were offered here.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Just last month, she celebrated a pop up shop at
Montak's exclusive spa, the Gurneys Resort. I bet that's pricey.
What do you think they charge for a facial.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's exclusive.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
All that it means is basically, they don't want you
around anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Nobody knows why she's dead or how it happened or
actually I'm gonna take you. I'm gonna walk that back.
I bet they do know.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I bet they do.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I bet they don't want it to affect the Montak
Yacht Club members.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, they might be having a jazz brunch weekend or something.
You don't want anything to ruin the buffet, do you?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I've been to brunch. What's jazz brunch? Just brunch with jazz?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
What exactly is the jazz offering to this? For Tata?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's what I wonder, you know? Is it megas on
where you are?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Jazz brunch in New Orleans, of course, very different from
the jazz brunch in New York.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Sure, yeah, jazz brunch in New Orleans is probably what's
the word I'm looking for, mister, Oh, probably a little
more ethnic yo.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Well yeah, and uh, the brother's blowing the hole and
definitely gonna be uh well ethny.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'd like to see a little color when I'm looking
at a jazz brunch.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Band, then uh, you should have hung out with me more.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I'm gonna bet at the Montak Yacht Club. Jazz brunch
too white?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Too white?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And is it even jazz or is it like elevator music? Well,
see that's the call. And depending on what part of
the country you're in, does it count. Having worked in
the broadcast radio industry for a while, I've noticed people
use the word jazz when it's clearly not appropriate. This
isn't jazz. It's just literally wrong. This is easy listening. No, no,
it's jazz. Well, what's jazzy about it? And this doesn't
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music doesn't sound like it was created by a heroin
addict who shot a guy one time and did five
years in the pen before getting let out on a technicality.
Now that's jazz.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's jazz, baby.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
But see, some people think as is more when you
do jazz hands No, as Trump would say, dude, that's gay.
It is pretty gay day.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I like Trump.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I take that as a compliment.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Residents in a ritzy Boston, Massachusetts neighborhood are complaining that
city leadership isn't doing enough to control open drug use,
with locals saying the situation has gotten quote very scary.
Now Weirdly enough, this involves John Kerry. John Kerry's neighborhood
is where this is happening at killing women on boats
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in John Kerry's neighborhood. I'm sorry I jumped from one
story to another.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
We've moved on.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Pay attention.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
John Kerry's ritzy Blue City neighborhood has now become overrun
with drug addicts on the cobblestone streets of one of
the wealthiest neighborhoods in Boston. And we were just there
last year, and I gotta tell you it doesn't surprise
me at all. This happened to Beaconhill. Do you remember
Beacon Hill? First?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I do, and I do remember John Kerrey not inviting
us in The average.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Home price in Beacon Hill two point three million dollars.
Residents include the Kerries, the Kennedy's, probably a lot of
other Democrats with money whose name starts.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
With the Kure.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And if you go there, I can't help but notice
the policies that the Democrats in Boston have decided to
pass involve a lot of junkies lining the streets because
it's legal to publicly camp, and they're probably giving them
drug using kits.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Also a very protective of their illegal residents, so that
tends to add to the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I do like this though, as I'm looking at the
photos here in the post of what the junkies look like,
very diverse. Look, there's a black guy, there's a white lady.
This is some kind of a Hispanic hishi. Who knows
what that person is. And they're all just hanging out
together like one big United Nations of fentanyl.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Isn't that what.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
We all want this country to look like? This is
just a little enclave of Boston society. The entire country
could someday look like that street.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
They even have a name for the street. They're methadone Mile.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Sweet.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you think when John Kerrey spent two point three
million dollars or more on a house he was hoping
they changed the name of the street to methadone mile.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Done mile. It just it just sings, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
In the Got a Punch In the photos from Boston
two News, you could see people just openly using needle
drugs right out on the street, just injecting it right
in there. Boston mayor and Michelle wou remember her. She's
been in the news quite a bit. She helped launch
a needle exchange program that includes the distribution of free
crack pipes and other tools you can use to do
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meth and fentanyl. I'm so old I can remember when
we were told back in twenty twenty one that that
wasn't happening. Yeah, and now here's proof that it actually is.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm more proud of it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I mean they seem to be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
They're just soak it up. Enjoy boy.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I gotta tell you, I always saw it'd be cool
to be rich, And then when you see how rich
people live in cities like Boston, I think I'd rather
just stay in the South where.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I'm wonder about that. What if this show had, you know,
got the multi million dollar contracts of some of your
other radio types over there, made very few you know,
you can probably name one hand people that get rich
in this business. What if we had gotten rich in
this business, say about twenty ten, twenty twelve, all of
(08:21):
a sudden, bam, somebody came along kind of like ESPN
buying up the NFL network and stuff. Which they just did.
What if somebody just came bought up the Waltera Johnson
network and said, here, you're all rich. Now, well, first
thing we do is probably quit.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm rich. I want to go spend my money now.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
If I'm a mistaken in Stephen A. Smith pretend to
run for president when he got rich, then he just
kept doing the job because it was easier.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
And yeah, he wasn't doing that.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I don't know. I always thought it'd be cool
to be rich, but then apparently if you're as rich
as a white liberal that involves living on methodone mile,
that sounds like it would suck.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Also, think about this, how many rich people do you
know are forced to wake up at four o'clock in
the morning, Warren Buffett, but he wants to right, not
forced to.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Did you want to get up at four o'clock this morning.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Warren Buddah, you did not. I don't know if he
does either. It's possible he had just has indigestion acid reflocks.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I think he's so old he probably gets up at
eleven and again at one and then around three and
by four he's like.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Screwing them up.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Well, I guess me and Warren Buffett have something in common.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Unhinged, unhinged and hitch unhinge.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
This is the Walton and Johnson show. Bro not gonna lie.
Bridge on the River Kwai is a jam, dude, Why
do you keep bringing that up? This just slaps it's good.
Well it's what is it? It's national?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I forget a beer float day? Now it's nuclear bomb day?
Well it is, but that's not why I'm playing the bridge.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Of the anniversary of the bombing of Roushama, Japan on
the state in nineteen forty five.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Fight me on this if you want eight six six.
I love w J, but I say the world he's
a better place because we dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh, I thought you're gonna say because of the whistling.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I mean the whistling that bad hurt. You know what?
This could have used those some ato eight's and like
a nine oh nine slab, like a little back beat on.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
The Yeah, they could have had to nerd a total
How different would the Bridge on the River choir ben
if they had one black guy with rhythm just walking along.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
A bit awesome?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
See the movie Cadence with Charlie Sheen Oh my god,
you're like the.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Only other person I know that's seen that movie.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
I think just one black guy could have been like
Boo were is?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You know, they were military prisoners in an army jail,
but they were doing labor, so they all had to
march and stuff, and oh they they had such a
wonderful cadence.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, Lawrence Fishburn was in it. And
then a lot of people forget about this guy Ramone
Estevez Ramone Ramone Estevez, Yeah, exactly who was Ramone Estevez
Charlie's brother? I think they're all related.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, Emilio Dives obviously. You know that's Charlie Sheen's real
last name.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
His siblings were Emilio Asketevez, Charlie Sheen, and Renee Estez Rene. Yeah,
where's Ramone Ramone's He's I just told you those are
who his siblings are. You didn't say Ramone though, you
said Renee. Ramone's siblings are Emilio, Charlie and Renee.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You said Charlie's siblings. Well, okay, then no.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I like Charlie. He's probably my favorite. He'd be the
most fun to party with. But you gotta be careful
because apparently he's got the HIV. So that's a let's
stay out of that.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I know, you see that movie with Charlie Sheen and
Miliusz and uh, I can't remember that brother's name that
was driving that garbage truck. Now, that was funny movie
Men at Work or garbage man Working or something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I don't know. Same year it was called Men at
Work as the one. Yeah, Emilio and Charlie did a
movie together. I always wondered if they didn't get along
with each other, but they didn't wonder about that too,
And that was actually a movie about a Vietnam War
vet with PTSD.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, that brother was just all man, he off the
chalk crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Remember when Hollywood used to care, you mean about veterans,
you know, just about people, about people in general. Because
I know a lot of people today in twenty twenty
five who are military veterans suffering from physical or mental
health issues related to at least two or three never
ending wars we just recently got out of. And I
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can't help but notice there aren't any Hollywood movies about that.
But back in the early nineties they wanted to talk
about Vietnam and World War Two and the Korean War,
and you know there's a what happened to men in Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Iran?
What you know, niejer Billy had Nize.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Billy had I don't think you said, dek, I think
I did.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, what happened in those countries are arguably just as
bad as what happened in the other world.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But we never talk about it anymore. Let's not speak
of it.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
That's why we encourage people to go to wheelchairsfo Warriors
dot org. Make a donation to what we consider to
be one of, if not the best military veteran charities
in America. So many people out there not getting the
wheelchairs they need. Your donation. The vast majority of it
goes to paying for a wheelchair. Yeah, you know, that's
one of the cool things we like about it. We've
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seen the books. I can confirm that is a real thing, y'all.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I have a story that I'm afraid is going to
affect you negatively, Kenny. I want to get this right
on if we could, Okay, God, I want to not
right No, I want to know what is it. Well,
when I saw this this headline, I immediately think that's
the kind of thing. Maybe we ought not talk about
a priest in North I think it was North Carolina. Yeah,
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a Catholic priest North Carolina got arrested. What would you
think they'd arrest priest for.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, usually it's something with kids, but sometimes they get
involved in drugs or financial crimes. I mean, priests are
people just like anyone else. Solicitation of a prostitute, male
or female, well, good news on both counts. Female as
best I can tell. Of course, you never know. I
tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I can't say for sure.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You never know. I tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Go downstairs, adult, an adult prostitute.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
The fa of here, fighter Clemente Guerrero is charged with
one kind of fellowy solicitation of a prostitute.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Diocees got noticed.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
This morning that the fighter here had had some criminal
charges applied and alleged inappropriate behavior with an adult prostitute.
Let's see where's her now? Oh here she is a juck. Well,
I can't say for sure. Jaquavius Brinson is twenty ah
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an Irish person. Guys, he's a misdemeanor charge of prostitut
tu shidn't they saw a suspicious vehicle outside the church
before one am on Monday, I found the twenty year
old on the property. According to the Sheriff's department, they
met on an app and he invited her to the church,
where they then engaged in intercourse. Yeah that stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I have a lot of thoughts and opinions about this
we're in here.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Does it say that that was Eiquevius was a woman?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
No, but you know, they didn't say things like she
did this or he brought her to It just says
they brought the twenty year old onto the property.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Twenty is pretty young, you guys. I gotta tell you.
Jiquavius seems I don't know. That doesn't sound like a
woman's name to me.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I'm wondering about that.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
All right, Hang on a minute. I bet I could
find a photo Chequavius Brinson of Benson. Yeah, that's what
it says here. Jiquavius Benson is a looks like it's
a dude.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Oh all right, moving nothing to see here.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I don't know for sure, but I just looked up
the word. I mean, I'm looking at a whole bunch right,
the name Jequavius in an image search here and it's
pretty much all dudes. It's all black dudes. Oh boy,
I didn't know you guys had Are there gay black men?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, I don't know. They didn't think so.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
No, no, not as some black men get down on
they look have a hard time, do whatever it takes,
you know, to give by.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
But they're not really gay.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
You know what I'm not entirely sure about in this
news story. The one thing that makes me suspicious of it.
It's a prostitute. So why did he need an app?
Isn't an app?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I don't know all maybe priest don't run in a
you know, the prostitute circles as often as they'd like.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Look, I wish I didn't know what I'm about to say,
but I've driven to the airport before early in the morning.
Do you know how easy it is to find a
hooker in this town. It ain't that hard to do.
They're just lining the streets there. You're It's like, man,
I'm just waiting for the red light to change. I
really don't need that right now, but I had. Even
the offer is there. It is obvious, and dating apps
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are kind of weird too. Using it dating app is
a lot like playing Russian Roulette. No matter what happens, eventually,
it's not going to end well. And sometimes you play
it with a Russian and they're better at it. Oh man,
they are good. Dating apps offer us a very artificial
look at what romance could be like if reality didn't exist.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Oh yeah, if we just had do away with all
of that normal expectations, that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Because as you guys know, I have, I have dabbled
in the app before. Oh say, prostitution. Yeah, yes, the
dating app. That's the prostitution app I have. I'm not
I don't get pretty much the same thing, though, Billy,
I isn't marriage the same thing?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, how much did the last uh date you had
cost you?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Date?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't know. Usually I like, I like to go
somewhere nice, so it's not her fault. If I want
to go somewhere nice for dinner, you throw down for dinner. Yeah,
that's a one hundred and two hundred bucks. All right?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Did you drive your car take a oub or did
you meet her there? Hod that work out?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
One of the things I've learned is if I'm going
out at night drinking, I'm probably gonna take an uber.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
There's some money there, sure, but again that's my choice.
She didn't drinks before, maybe drinks after.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You know you spent a pretty good amount of money
to get a little, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Two things I have learned. Here's two tricks that I'm
going to share with the young men listening right now.
First trick is you can save money on the date
if you offer to like take her back to your
place for a glass of wine or a drink. But
but you can't just say it like that. Here's how
you sell it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Oh, you don't want to tell her you don't want
the drinks are cheaper at my house? Come on, well,
because then you're like you're cheap. Well again, mister Kenneth,
it's not just about saving money. There's the other reason
you said, you don't want to explain it that way. No, no, no,
here's how you explain it. And Billy, I'll back me
up on this, or at least mister Oh, there's no
better wingman than a good dog.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah I heard it. So instead of saying you want
to go back to my house and get drunk in
f I say, I say, do you want to meet Milton?
And that's code for well, let's do it seven out
of ten times. It works every time.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
The reason you haven't found love yet is because your
muscles aren't big enough. You just don't have big enough muscles.
It has nothing to do with your personality, your anxiety,
not putting yourself out there, socioeconomic status, your face, or
any of that stuff. You just need bigger muscles.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I promise this is the Walton and Johnson Show.