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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I know a lot of people are loving Jaquavius today
and you probably want to dedicate the show to him.
But may I offer an alternative we'll find I think
we have a guy that is very worthy of acknowledgment
on today's radio program, and we should dedicate our show
to him today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, all right, it's about time I got about.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Do It's actually not you, mister, Oh you work here.
We're not me again. No, we're not going to dedicate
you to you thous show in a row. Nothing for me, mister.
Would it make any sense for us to dedicate your
work to you? That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I think it would. Okay, that's a I'll be a
little pay raising that right.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, today we're dedicating the show to Edward Chorestein. Who
that's Big Balls from Doge. You don't remember Big Balls.
I thought everybody remember this, did big He's a youngster? Yeah,
Big Balls was his name online. That was his What
how did he earn that name? He just picked a
funny name to uh, you know, he needed a handle
on the internet, so he called himself. But he's a
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twenty something and he called himself Big Balls. But he
worked for Doge one of Elon Musk's guys from So
he's one of.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Those computer guys just knew how to work a computer
at all, but didn't did this.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Stick around for long?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know if you guys remember this, but didn't
Written House have a nickname that had something to do
with jeeps or something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Remember what was his name online?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Kyle Rittenhouse online nickname this is killing me jeeps.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It was very funny. I can't remember what it was
now it'd probably come to us an a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, and in the meantime, yeah, Big Balls has the
floor four doors, more horse.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh, Kyle Rittenhouse's nickname online was four horse, four doors,
more hores. But anyway, Big Balls was the guy, totally
different guy. Actually, I think Kyle Rittenhouse and Ed Korustein
would get along. But yesterday Big Balls was in Washington, DC,
as he often is because he's a member of DOGE
as you know, and he's got big balls. He was
walking around and he stumbled upon eight quote unquote teens
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who were beating the snot out of a woman. And
you decided were these teens girls?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
They were not, No, they were men.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Teen age. Well I wouldn't say they were men if
they were beaten on a woman. Okay, I would agree
that the teenage boys. I hate to say, what did
she do, but she must have done something got him
riled up.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She lived in Washington, d C. At a time of lawlessness.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Uh yeah, that's her mistake.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
So Big Balls ed korustein. Joe Stafford decided he was
going to step in. He decided to help this lady
getting attacked by eighteens. And that was when eighteens decided
to beat the crap out of Big Balls. The video
of him, the photo of him sitting on the ground
covered in blood, So.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That would make him accurate with his nickname. Just not
running away from eight teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I wouldn't run away either.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm gonna climb out on a limb here. And guess
they weren't even teens, you know, they were just dudes
or whatever. And Donald Trump is speaking out on behalf
of Big Balls. We stand in solidarity with Big Balls
as well.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
By the way, I have to say that somebody from
those was very badly hurt last night.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You saw that a young man who was beat up
by a bunch of thugs.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Indeed, don't you want to hear them say it. Yeah, God,
I want to hear them say big balls say it
say and neither.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
They're going to straighten their act out in the terms
of government and in terms of protection, and we're going
to have to federalize and run it the way it's
supposed to be run.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Trump is talking about. People think that's a good idea, right.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Federalizing the city of Washington, DC, that the government, the
federal government, should run the nation's capital.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I don't have an issue with it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I will say that, well, not now, but what if
the federal government has turned over to someone else one day?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, that's an interesting question. I already have an answer
for you. If if it's federalized, that means once every
four to eight years, the Republicans will control it. Under
its current system, Republicans never control it. Washington d C
is always controlled by Democrats because Democrats basically rule.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Urbanity a little bit rather than none at all.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I think federalizing Washington d C is a pretty damn
good idea if you're a right winger. Otherwise we never
control Washington d C. No, what would you prefer? Okay, yeah,
it seems like but you know, it's a good question
that you asked. I think it needs to get addressed.
So what happened here is pretty incredible. And I don't
think Donald Trump realized that the guy that got attacked
was actually Big Balls, but.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Not not a note or he probably would have called
him out.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It says here, I thought he was in his twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Apparently he's nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, so he's one of the teens reportedly intervened when
eight to twelve teams attacked a woman in her car
in DC. He suffered a concussion of multiple injuries, but
he saved her. Images online show him bloodied post incident.
No police reports her mainstream confirmation yet. But this I'm
reading this off of AI, it sounds like there is now.
I don't know if y'all know what hurts worse than
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contusions and concussions. What's that running from a fight, But
you had a coward backing down, turning yellow.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, that's not what Nike Balls did, That's what Rittenhouse did.
Either excuse me, four Doors and more Horse you like
that though Big Balls and four Doors More Horse would
never back down from a fight. They stood up when
it wasn't cool or popular. They stood up, and they
and they and they used what God gave them. There
they go.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
They're balls and their doors. Yeah that sounds like more
like it.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Sorry, Jiquevius, but today's show is dedicated to big balls.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
That's just the way it is. Maybe Eiquavius gets another
shot one day. I don't know who'd you like more.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The SoundBite of Isaiah Martin saying we need taxpayer funded
childcare for inmates wealth good or the SoundBite of Joelanda
Jones saying that congressional redistricting is like the Holocaust.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
His was a puntier and caught me more by surprise.
I'm gonna go with Isaiah.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Some of the people thought that was the same person,
And like I say, you got two pictures on the
screen there, and this looks like a different person or
the same person in a different shirt. Well, very few
people are dumb enough to suggest inmates need free childcare
and congressional redistricting is like the Holocaust.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Both of those sensationalized, hyperbolic statements came out of the
mouths of liberal Democrats from Texas over the last twenty
four hours.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
If we're gonna get into this kind of rage and controversy,
then we might as well do sports and talk about
what's going on in the WNBA today. You know you're
right today, pretty we've been.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Here for hours at this point we still haven't done sports.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
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Speaker 1 (06:36):
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Speaker 3 (06:45):
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Speaker 1 (06:48):
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Speaker 3 (06:55):
Milton never asked for his own promo code. I'm kind
of a big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Any happy to use promo code you just he uses
my credit card, so he might as well use my
promo code.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You know it might as well.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, now everybody knows WNBA in the middle of the
best season of all Right, Now this is I mean,
twenty twenty five, it is the year of the w NBA. Unfortunately,
not all people are happy. There's obviously some jealous people
out there, probably from other sports, who don't like all
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the attention.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That WNBA is getting.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And sure enough another sex toy has been thrown on
the court during the game. This has got to stop.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I thought they arrested the person that did it the
first time, however.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
But other people went out and found other green sex
toys and on now copycating the first dude.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The first guy in Georgia, you know, for in Atlanta
you got arrested. There was a guy.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, why would a guy a that? A person that's crazy?
Men never own sex toys like that? What would a
man do something like that? That makes no sense.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Now it's happened in Los Angeles during the LA whatever
they Owes game, green sex toy flies out onto the
court and.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It got very near a white girl.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh no, I can't believe somebody in Los Angeles was
walking around with the merrit away. That's the last place
I'd expect to see one.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
More shockingly, though, it nearly touched a white girl. Oh man,
and that's that girl. That's that protector for what's if
I use the other one, the other white girl.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Uh, Caitlin Clark. But what would her protector's name? I
like her, cunning Hams, stuff like that. I do get
the impression that she would not mind.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, she didn't run over and pick it up. She
didn't run like, you know, put it in the pocket
or wherever you put it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, a free sex story, you know, That's what I
say when I find gum on this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So she did look at it and kind of giggle
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You know, she got a sense of humor. See, she's
a cool chick. I like her.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
And then's somebody I don't know, referees or somebody working
at the score was table or whatever. They have to
come over and kick it that they don't want to
bend over and touch it. You don't know where that
thing's being, Sophia atally, I think you do, Sophie kind.
So they just kicked it until it, you know, went
under a table or something. That is not the only
only other time it's happened, Georgia la. Also, prior to that,
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we have had sex toys flying through the air in
Phoenix and New York City City. Oh no, you know what,
I and this kind of thing continues. You know, I'm
not sure about the future of the of the w
n B. A Little League World Series gearing up next
week and that means this week all the teams will
buying and see who get to go? And uh, this
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little League team out of the Houston area, is that Richmond?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Is that who it is? Need view wherever it is? Yeah, yeah,
somewhere down there.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I like that that is they just beat the kids
from Louisiana. Uh, So Texas Little League will be represented.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Even though I have no interest in watching other people's
kids do anything literally, ever, I I do like that
one of the teams that there's almost always a Texas team,
if not a huge strenara a team involved in the
Little League World Series.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So we got that going for it. Remember yesterday I
told you sheduel Sandals. Deon's boy, Prime kid was like
fourth on the list of quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He and fourth.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Uh that's why he's got to start this weekend. Oh
if you interested, Yeah, I'm not telling you to watch,
you to pay for it or whatever?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What's football?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Should Sanders will be starting the first preseason game this
weekend for the Browns. Oh clon and ESPN balt the
NFL network. You have a look at the red zone
any of that kind of stuff. Uh esb own was
at now? Huh And doesn't Disney own ESPN? I believe
they do, and so Disney owns it. Boy, are they
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gonna mess up the NFL?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's gonna be How are they gonna get drag queens involved?
That'll be crazy? You believe they will find a way,
trust me. All right. If you like an afternoon game, Rangers,
you're taking on the Yankees today at one point thirty,
that's something to take a look at. Astros beat the
Miami Marlins yesterday, that's two down, seven to three, and
the Brewers beat the Braves seven to two yesterday, So,
you know, go teams interesting to look out.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
They're not a big fan of the Bruis.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Like an afternoon game, you might try Astros at three
forty Central time?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, are they still the afternoon? Are they on the
road or are they home?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh? They in Miami. Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm impressed that they've been winning games because I've heard
some of these athletes when they're in a city where
there's a lot of strip clubs, sometimes they.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Don't play well the next day that's usually the basketball team.
Oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So another news, USA Fencing's Minnesota branch is going to
sanction only mixed events in response to the trans band.
The Minnesota division of USA Fancing is protesting the league's
ban on men and women's events by saying, going forward,
we will only have co ed fencing events. We only
want to watch men and women fight each other. We
don't want to watch just women. Sure makes perfect sense,
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just men. We want to watch men beat the snot
out of women with a large weapon in their hand. Sports.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, that's that's what the sporting events are all about.
Oh yeah, that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let's see Leslie Johnson x NFL player as Lashawn Johnson.
I'm sorry, convicted of running a nice and nasty dog
fighting ring. I guess we covered that earlier. We talked about, Yes,
what's the latest down that?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Do we know? Uh? No, he had a dog fighter?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, well you know I used to have a problem
with that back in the day, but now, well now
I have bigger problems to worry about.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
So you still own a dog? Yeah, you'd like to
see him in a ring.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I've been training him and he's just not understanding the
upper cut some of the moves.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
He didn't look like he was going to focus, you know,
like really really put himself into it, like getting like
a fat twelve year old run track.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, I just don't think their heart's in it.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You know, it's interesting you say that. One of the
ways I've been training him is by stapling a steak,
a raw steak, to the backside of a fat twelve
year old and having the dogs, yeah, chase him around
the yard there.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
But he just doesn't get it. You know.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Some dogs will just chase their own tail just for fun,
but not yours. No, I don't think he has a tail.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I was impressed though they didn't want to chase kids. Actually,
I think it's probably for the best for you.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Good.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, well, why don't you do something, you corporate horse?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
This morning, we had a criminals, this stupid report about democrats.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And it was in Texas.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Politicians all acting like criminals and eat each which I
didn't get to bring the other criminals this stupid story.
I was gonna bring it. We don't have to do
the whole build up. Still brought to you by Dragos
all that good stuff. But it's a it's a teeny
tiny little story. But I thought maybe we could just
play Judas Priest. Would you guys be cool with that? Okay, yeah,
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here's a bizarre news story. Now, this didn't happen in America. Okay,
this is another country. Which country, Billy? Did you ever
heard of? England?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh? No, not in England. Yeah, that would require totally
different music. Uh, it's confusing. I really issue would have
prepared me for that. Hang on, I got it right here. Okay,
this is the right music. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Let to a fellow name of Matthew. He's how old
is he now? Thirty seven years old?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, but in British years, that's like eighty.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, and they old enough to know better. They do
not age well. I think it's the mushy peas. The
police or whatever they call him in England were called
the constable. Huh. They call him the inspector or something.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Okay, sure, we have it constables here too, I know,
but they don't usually have that outside of Texas.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
They got it in England. Yeah, yeah, it's called him
the police.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
They were called after Matthew tried to smash his way
into a shop.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Why was he trying to have sex?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's just the way they talked.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh, he tried to use a shopping trolley to smash
his way into a shop, and apparently he was unsuccessful,
so then he resorted to exposing himself to the.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Cashier in side. Was it his wanker? I believe you're
a wanker.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Then he when the police arrived, he fashioned a handgun
out of a shopping bag.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
He had a shopping cart, which you called a shopping tralla,
they called it that, And because he didn't have a gun,
he decided to make a shopping bag look like a gun.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, that's that's pretty stupid.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Now they got this on close orc at TV security
cams all this kind of stuff. This is so great
about this. He takes a brown paper bag. I guess
he's like a balloon artist, you know, make a giraffe
or something. Only he could take a brown paper bag
and turn it into a gun. And they got this
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on camera. He's chasing the police car with his paper
bag gun. The officers saw him, he said, they immediately
thought that the weapon was real and they tried to
flee the scene. Yeah, and got stuck behind car park barriers.
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I guess maybe a little arm that comes down if
you pull into a parking lot or something.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, what did that mean?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is that like Mike on breaking no better call saw
or something like that?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Remember Mike? He seemed like a cool guy.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
So this guy, Matthew, he ran up to the car
after the car couldn't get out of the parking lot
and was pointing the gun at the passenger window and
kicking the.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Side of the car. Did that work?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Now you know this is not America because this guy
would have been well, I would say seventeen times. He
probably would have been shot seventeen times.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
If you kicked the side of my car and I
could prove it on camera that you were attacking me,
I would probably shoot you, because legally I can in
that case. I gotta think I'm not a lawyer, but
it sounds like I'd get away with it if I
had the right lawyer's here.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
The officers bravely jumped from the vehicle apprehended Matthew after
a short foot chase.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But did they call it a chase or do they
call it something else?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I read it right the way the road, Okay, they
they were in their car and they pulled up, and
then they read they turned around and tried to flee
the scene in the car.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And how did that work for him? Not well heard? Yeah, yeah,
I mean that's in the news, so clearly this didn't
go well for him.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Turns out this Matthew fella with a brown bag gun
says up.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
The brown paper bag gun.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, he has no fixed abode.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Wait, isn't that a toilet?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
A boat?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
No, where you live, I'm pretty sure a boat is
a toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Pretty sure. You're way wrong. What am I thinking of?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Well, commode, commode, I'll commode in your abode?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I mean in the twenty first century, you hope. But
some of these Third worlders that have been moving to
England probably don't have a commode in their abode.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Well, you can always use welders, though, what the third
you said? You got the third welder showed up? World
er Billy out of the world. Yeah, like they're from
Pakistan or something.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Oh well, can he talks about have you heard the
people from Pakistan? Maybe you listen? Funny?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, everything about that Billy anyways, charged with assaulting an
emergency worker possession of an imitation firearm that's a law,
and causing distress.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
The son of a bitch calls distress.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
In England, they do have a lot of weird laws,
like you're not allowed to take a photo of a
child molester when they're walking into court. Okay, I know,
I don't get that. They arrested a guy for that.
It's like, what is he doing? Journalism? No, you can't
journalism on these pedophiles. They have too many rights. You
got to protect them.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You all know that the minute they put this cat
in jail, he's just gonna fashion another gun out of
another paper bag or a paper towel or some toilet
paper or something like that, and he'll walk right out
of there.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I can't believe the British are that easy to defeat.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's they put up.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
A better fight years ago. I think they've softened.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's almost like they don't deserve to be a country anymore.
Maybe we should conquer England and help him out.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Let's let's just call him the colony that's about to
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I know a lot of people are loving Jaquavius today
and you probably want to dedicate the show to him.
But may I offer an alternative we'll find I think
we have a guy that is very worthy of acknowledgment
on today's radio program, and we should dedicate our show
to him today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, all right, it's about time I got about.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Do It's actually not you, mister, Oh you work here.
We're not me again. No, we're not going to dedicate
you to you thous show in a row. Nothing for me, mister.
Would it make any sense for us to dedicate your
work to you? That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I think it would. Okay, that's a I'll be a
little pay raising that right.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, today we're dedicating the show to Edward Chorestein. Who
that's Big Balls from Doge. You don't remember Big Balls.
I thought everybody remember this, did big He's a youngster? Yeah,
Big Balls was his name online. That was his What
how did he earn that name? He just picked a
funny name to uh, you know, he needed a handle
on the internet, so he called himself. But he's a
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twenty something and he called himself Big Balls. But he
worked for Doge one of Elon Musk's guys from So
he's one of.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Those computer guys just knew how to work a computer
at all, but didn't did this.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Stick around for long?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know if you guys remember this, but didn't
Written House have a nickname that had something to do
with jeeps or something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Remember what was his name online?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Kyle Rittenhouse online nickname this is killing me jeeps.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It was very funny. I can't remember what it was
now it'd probably come to us an a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, and in the meantime, yeah, Big Balls has the
floor four doors, more horse.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh, Kyle Rittenhouse's nickname online was four horse, four doors,
more hores. But anyway, Big Balls was the guy, totally
different guy. Actually, I think Kyle Rittenhouse and Ed Korustein
would get along. But yesterday Big Balls was in Washington, DC,
as he often is because he's a member of DOGE
as you know, and he's got big balls. He was
walking around and he stumbled upon eight quote unquote teens
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who were beating the snot out of a woman. And
you decided were these teens girls?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
They were not, No, they were men.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Teen age. Well I wouldn't say they were men if
they were beaten on a woman. Okay, I would agree
that the teenage boys. I hate to say, what did
she do, but she must have done something got him
riled up.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She lived in Washington, d C. At a time of lawlessness.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Uh yeah, that's her mistake.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
So Big Balls ed korustein. Joe Stafford decided he was
going to step in. He decided to help this lady
getting attacked by eighteens. And that was when eighteens decided
to beat the crap out of Big Balls. The video
of him, the photo of him sitting on the ground
covered in blood, So.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That would make him accurate with his nickname. Just not
running away from eight teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I wouldn't run away either.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm gonna climb out on a limb here. And guess
they weren't even teens, you know, they were just dudes
or whatever. And Donald Trump is speaking out on behalf
of Big Balls. We stand in solidarity with Big Balls
as well.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
By the way, I have to say that somebody from
those was very badly hurt last night.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You saw that a young man who was beat up
by a bunch of thugs.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Indeed, don't you want to hear them say it. Yeah, God,
I want to hear them say big balls say it
say and neither.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
They're going to straighten their act out in the terms
of government and in terms of protection, and we're going
to have to federalize and run it the way it's
supposed to be run.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Trump is talking about. People think that's a good idea, right.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Federalizing the city of Washington, DC, that the government, the
federal government, should run the nation's capital.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I don't have an issue with it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I will say that, well, not now, but what if
the federal government has turned over to someone else one day?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, that's an interesting question. I already have an answer
for you. If if it's federalized, that means once every
four to eight years, the Republicans will control it. Under
its current system, Republicans never control it. Washington d C
is always controlled by Democrats because Democrats basically rule.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Urbanity a little bit rather than none at all.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I think federalizing Washington d C is a pretty damn
good idea if you're a right winger. Otherwise we never
control Washington d C. No, what would you prefer? Okay, yeah,
it seems like but you know, it's a good question
that you asked. I think it needs to get addressed.
So what happened here is pretty incredible. And I don't
think Donald Trump realized that the guy that got attacked
was actually Big Balls, but.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Not not a note or he probably would have called
him out.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It says here, I thought he was in his twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Apparently he's nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, so he's one of the teens reportedly intervened when
eight to twelve teams attacked a woman in her car
in DC. He suffered a concussion of multiple injuries, but
he saved her. Images online show him bloodied post incident.
No police reports her mainstream confirmation yet. But this I'm
reading this off of AI, it sounds like there is now.
I don't know if y'all know what hurts worse than
(04:48):
contusions and concussions. What's that running from a fight, But
you had a coward backing down, turning yellow.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, that's not what Nike Balls did, That's what Rittenhouse did.
Either excuse me, four Doors and more Horse you like
that though Big Balls and four Doors More Horse would
never back down from a fight. They stood up when
it wasn't cool or popular. They stood up, and they
and they and they used what God gave them. There
they go.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
They're balls and their doors. Yeah that sounds like more
like it.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Sorry, Jiquevius, but today's show is dedicated to big balls.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
That's just the way it is. Maybe Eiquavius gets another
shot one day. I don't know who'd you like more.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The SoundBite of Isaiah Martin saying we need taxpayer funded
childcare for inmates wealth good or the SoundBite of Joelanda
Jones saying that congressional redistricting is like the Holocaust.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
His was a puntier and caught me more by surprise.
I'm gonna go with Isaiah.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Some of the people thought that was the same person,
And like I say, you got two pictures on the
screen there, and this looks like a different person or
the same person in a different shirt. Well, very few
people are dumb enough to suggest inmates need free childcare
and congressional redistricting is like the Holocaust.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Both of those sensationalized, hyperbolic statements came out of the
mouths of liberal Democrats from Texas over the last twenty
four hours.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
If we're gonna get into this kind of rage and controversy,
then we might as well do sports and talk about
what's going on in the WNBA today. You know you're
right today, pretty we've been.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Here for hours at this point we still haven't done sports.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
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Speaker 1 (06:36):
Last night, I was sleeping and I woke up in
the middle of the night and I was like, where
am I? And then I thought, oh, that's right, I'm
surrounded by my pillow products and I went right back
to sleep.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
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Sure, Milton was there and he enjoyed it as well.
And both of us really like the fact that we
saved so much money by using promo code w J.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Milton never asked for his own promo code. I'm kind
of a big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Any happy to use promo code you just he uses
my credit card, so he might as well use my
promo code.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You know it might as well.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, now everybody knows WNBA in the middle of the
best season of all Right, Now this is I mean,
twenty twenty five, it is the year of the w NBA. Unfortunately,
not all people are happy. There's obviously some jealous people
out there, probably from other sports, who don't like all
(07:27):
the attention.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That WNBA is getting.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And sure enough another sex toy has been thrown on
the court during the game. This has got to stop.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I thought they arrested the person that did it the
first time, however.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
But other people went out and found other green sex
toys and on now copycating the first dude.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The first guy in Georgia, you know, for in Atlanta
you got arrested. There was a guy.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, why would a guy a that? A person that's crazy?
Men never own sex toys like that? What would a
man do something like that? That makes no sense.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Now it's happened in Los Angeles during the LA whatever
they Owes game, green sex toy flies out onto the
court and.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It got very near a white girl.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh no, I can't believe somebody in Los Angeles was
walking around with the merrit away. That's the last place
I'd expect to see one.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
More shockingly, though, it nearly touched a white girl. Oh man,
and that's that girl. That's that protector for what's if
I use the other one, the other white girl.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Uh, Caitlin Clark. But what would her protector's name? I
like her, cunning Hams, stuff like that. I do get
the impression that she would not mind.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, she didn't run over and pick it up. She
didn't run like, you know, put it in the pocket
or wherever you put it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, a free sex story, you know, That's what I
say when I find gum on this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So she did look at it and kind of giggle
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You know, she got a sense of humor. See, she's
a cool chick. I like her.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
And then's somebody I don't know, referees or somebody working
at the score was table or whatever. They have to
come over and kick it that they don't want to
bend over and touch it. You don't know where that
thing's being, Sophia atally, I think you do, Sophie kind.
So they just kicked it until it, you know, went
under a table or something. That is not the only
only other time it's happened, Georgia la. Also, prior to that,
(09:10):
we have had sex toys flying through the air in
Phoenix and New York City City. Oh no, you know what,
I and this kind of thing continues. You know, I'm
not sure about the future of the of the w
n B. A Little League World Series gearing up next
week and that means this week all the teams will
buying and see who get to go? And uh, this
(09:33):
little League team out of the Houston area, is that Richmond?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Is that who it is? Need view wherever it is? Yeah, yeah,
somewhere down there.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I like that that is they just beat the kids
from Louisiana. Uh, So Texas Little League will be represented.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Even though I have no interest in watching other people's
kids do anything literally, ever, I I do like that
one of the teams that there's almost always a Texas team,
if not a huge strenara a team involved in the
Little League World Series.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So we got that going for it. Remember yesterday I
told you sheduel Sandals. Deon's boy, Prime kid was like
fourth on the list of quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He and fourth.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Uh that's why he's got to start this weekend. Oh
if you interested, Yeah, I'm not telling you to watch,
you to pay for it or whatever?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What's football?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Should Sanders will be starting the first preseason game this
weekend for the Browns. Oh clon and ESPN balt the
NFL network. You have a look at the red zone
any of that kind of stuff. Uh esb own was
at now? Huh And doesn't Disney own ESPN? I believe
they do, and so Disney owns it. Boy, are they
(10:43):
gonna mess up the NFL?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's gonna be How are they gonna get drag queens involved?
That'll be crazy? You believe they will find a way,
trust me. All right. If you like an afternoon game, Rangers,
you're taking on the Yankees today at one point thirty,
that's something to take a look at. Astros beat the
Miami Marlins yesterday, that's two down, seven to three, and
the Brewers beat the Braves seven to two yesterday, So,
you know, go teams interesting to look out.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
They're not a big fan of the Bruis.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Like an afternoon game, you might try Astros at three
forty Central time?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, are they still the afternoon? Are they on the
road or are they home?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh? They in Miami. Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm impressed that they've been winning games because I've heard
some of these athletes when they're in a city where
there's a lot of strip clubs, sometimes they.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Don't play well the next day that's usually the basketball team.
Oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So another news, USA Fencing's Minnesota branch is going to
sanction only mixed events in response to the trans band.
The Minnesota division of USA Fancing is protesting the league's
ban on men and women's events by saying, going forward,
we will only have co ed fencing events. We only
want to watch men and women fight each other. We
don't want to watch just women. Sure makes perfect sense,
(11:54):
just men. We want to watch men beat the snot
out of women with a large weapon in their hand. Sports.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, that's that's what the sporting events are all about.
Oh yeah, that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let's see Leslie Johnson x NFL player as Lashawn Johnson.
I'm sorry, convicted of running a nice and nasty dog
fighting ring. I guess we covered that earlier. We talked about, Yes,
what's the latest down that?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Do we know? Uh? No, he had a dog fighter?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, well you know I used to have a problem
with that back in the day, but now, well now
I have bigger problems to worry about.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
So you still own a dog? Yeah, you'd like to
see him in a ring.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I've been training him and he's just not understanding the
upper cut some of the moves.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
He didn't look like he was going to focus, you know,
like really really put himself into it, like getting like
a fat twelve year old run track.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, I just don't think their heart's in it.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You know, it's interesting you say that. One of the
ways I've been training him is by stapling a steak,
a raw steak, to the backside of a fat twelve
year old and having the dogs, yeah, chase him around
the yard there.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
But he just doesn't get it. You know.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Some dogs will just chase their own tail just for fun,
but not yours. No, I don't think he has a tail.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I was impressed though they didn't want to chase kids. Actually,
I think it's probably for the best for you.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Good.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, well, why don't you do something, you corporate horse?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
This morning, we had a criminals, this stupid report about democrats.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And it was in Texas.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Politicians all acting like criminals and eat each which I
didn't get to bring the other criminals this stupid story.
I was gonna bring it. We don't have to do
the whole build up. Still brought to you by Dragos
all that good stuff. But it's a it's a teeny
tiny little story. But I thought maybe we could just
play Judas Priest. Would you guys be cool with that? Okay, yeah,
(13:39):
here's a bizarre news story. Now, this didn't happen in America. Okay,
this is another country. Which country, Billy? Did you ever
heard of? England?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh? No, not in England. Yeah, that would require totally
different music. Uh, it's confusing. I really issue would have
prepared me for that. Hang on, I got it right here. Okay,
this is the right music. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Let to a fellow name of Matthew. He's how old
is he now? Thirty seven years old?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, but in British years, that's like eighty.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, and they old enough to know better. They do
not age well. I think it's the mushy peas. The
police or whatever they call him in England were called
the constable. Huh. They call him the inspector or something.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Okay, sure, we have it constables here too, I know,
but they don't usually have that outside of Texas.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
They got it in England. Yeah, yeah, it's called him
the police.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
They were called after Matthew tried to smash his way
into a shop.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Why was he trying to have sex?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's just the way they talked.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh, he tried to use a shopping trolley to smash
his way into a shop, and apparently he was unsuccessful,
so then he resorted to exposing himself to the.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Cashier in side. Was it his wanker? I believe you're
a wanker.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Then he when the police arrived, he fashioned a handgun
out of a shopping bag.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
He had a shopping cart, which you called a shopping tralla,
they called it that, And because he didn't have a gun,
he decided to make a shopping bag look like a gun.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, that's that's pretty stupid.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Now they got this on close orc at TV security
cams all this kind of stuff. This is so great
about this. He takes a brown paper bag. I guess
he's like a balloon artist, you know, make a giraffe
or something. Only he could take a brown paper bag
and turn it into a gun. And they got this
(15:49):
on camera. He's chasing the police car with his paper
bag gun. The officers saw him, he said, they immediately
thought that the weapon was real and they tried to
flee the scene. Yeah, and got stuck behind car park barriers.
(16:11):
I guess maybe a little arm that comes down if
you pull into a parking lot or something.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, what did that mean?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is that like Mike on breaking no better call saw
or something like that?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Remember Mike? He seemed like a cool guy.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
So this guy, Matthew, he ran up to the car
after the car couldn't get out of the parking lot
and was pointing the gun at the passenger window and
kicking the.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Side of the car. Did that work?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Now you know this is not America because this guy
would have been well, I would say seventeen times. He
probably would have been shot seventeen times.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
If you kicked the side of my car and I
could prove it on camera that you were attacking me,
I would probably shoot you, because legally I can in
that case. I gotta think I'm not a lawyer, but
it sounds like I'd get away with it if I
had the right lawyer's here.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
The officers bravely jumped from the vehicle apprehended Matthew after
a short foot chase.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But did they call it a chase or do they
call it something else?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I read it right the way the road, Okay, they
they were in their car and they pulled up, and
then they read they turned around and tried to flee
the scene in the car.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And how did that work for him? Not well heard? Yeah, yeah,
I mean that's in the news, so clearly this didn't
go well for him.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Turns out this Matthew fella with a brown bag gun
says up.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
The brown paper bag gun.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, he has no fixed abode.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Wait, isn't that a toilet?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
A boat?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
No, where you live, I'm pretty sure a boat is
a toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Pretty sure. You're way wrong. What am I thinking of?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Well, commode, commode, I'll commode in your abode?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I mean in the twenty first century, you hope. But
some of these Third worlders that have been moving to
England probably don't have a commode in their abode.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Well, you can always use welders, though, what the third
you said? You got the third welder showed up? World
er Billy out of the world. Yeah, like they're from
Pakistan or something.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Oh well, can he talks about have you heard the
people from Pakistan? Maybe you listen? Funny?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, everything about that Billy anyways, charged with assaulting an
emergency worker possession of an imitation firearm that's a law,
and causing distress.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
The son of a bitch calls distress.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
In England, they do have a lot of weird laws,
like you're not allowed to take a photo of a
child molester when they're walking into court. Okay, I know,
I don't get that. They arrested a guy for that.
It's like, what is he doing? Journalism? No, you can't
journalism on these pedophiles. They have too many rights. You
got to protect them.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
You all know that the minute they put this cat
in jail, he's just gonna fashion another gun out of
another paper bag or a paper towel or some toilet
paper or something like that, and he'll walk right out
of there.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I can't believe the British are that easy to defeat.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's they put up.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
A better fight years ago. I think they've softened.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's almost like they don't deserve to be a country anymore.
Maybe we should conquer England and help him out.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Let's let's just call him the colony that's about to
Speaker 2 (19:13):
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