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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Let me get anything. The cast to mister Velvidere, I
don't think they're ever going to make a comeback. What
was the show, mister Belvidere. Yeah, I never saw it.
You don't remember Tracy Wells and Bryce Beckham. Never heard
of him, never really made a comeback after that. You
probably remember Bob Buker.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
He was George sitting on the front row. No, I
don't remember him in a TV show though.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh yeah, Bob Buker was the reason to watch that show. Well,
I mean, mister Belvidere.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Those two the picture you just had up there, the cast,
it looked like the All in the Family house, but
the stairs went up to the right instead of up
to the left.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, sitting right behind Archie's chair. I could see that. Yeah,
but they didn't have Bob Buker. He was great.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, that was the one thing All in the Family
was missing. It would have made it better.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
People kept saying, why isn't Bob Buker in this damn show?
I would have watched more of it. I think if
Bob I miss him, you know, I didn't know. I
didn't know I missed himuntil he died, And now like
on him to do more stuff. Oh do you all right?
We got a New York episcopal priest's daughter who's been
released from ice custody. You're supposed to be mad about this. Uh.
(01:10):
Yung Sue Soussue Go was reunited with her mother, Kyrie
Kim an episcopal church in the Diocese of New York,
after being released by ice. And you think my people
make funny names. No, I think Chiquavius is a totally
normal name. I've heard y'all talking, But what about these people?
Equavius is a good name, these people. What about what
(01:31):
was that lady's name, Jung Sue sussos Uh? It was
hang on, I'll say it again, Yon sus Sugo susue Studio. Yeah, okay,
So anyway, that's a thing. And I'm sure we all
agree that they should be out, and they are out,
so that's the important thing. I feel better knowing they've been. Really,
I would hate to think the what was it the
(01:52):
Episcopalian community, the Korean Episcopalian community of New York is distraught.
I hate to think that over ice raids or whatever.
I know. Remember a while back, I told you I
got invited to speak at a Turning Point USA event,
and I do. I wasn't real into it, and.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, because it wasn't about the speaking or the event. Apparently,
if you let them host you for the event, you
had to share a hotel room with a total stranger.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And I'm starting to realize what kind of people they
would have put me in a room with. It was
very unlike you to make that decision not to go.
There's this conversation on the internet on X. You know
how you can watch strangers talk to each other on X. Nope,
Well that's what it's social media ability.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's what they do over there. Mister Kenneth, you get
it right, Yeah, but don't try to explain it. He's
not gonna catch.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
One, Okay. So they have all these women with social
media accounts on X and they're women that are affiliated
with Turning Point USA. And when I say women, I
mean barely adults. These are chicks in their twenties and
they've amassed hundreds of thousands of social media followers because
because they're cute, and they'll say stuff like Joe Biden's gay,
so then men will follow them, and do they like
(03:10):
Sydney Sweeney? I would assume a lot of them are
trying to I think I know who you're talking about. Mat.
It's funny you bring that up. A lot of them
are recreating the Sydney Sweeney photo shoot for their social
media followers. And I hate to say it because these
women are on our side, but these women are really
are some dumpster mermaids. Just what just dumpster mermaids, just
trashy women. Not sure that was a thing up until now. Yeah,
(03:33):
I've decided I really like calling trashy women dumpster mermaids.
The dumpster fires. You know, I can get that. But
when I call women dumpster mermaids in front of my friends,
they always laugh. It always gets a lot. I don't
know why.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And you always kind of have a picture of somebody
in your mind right now, don't you.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Just a trashy mermaid on the side.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Of somebody different in my mind than your mind. But sure,
she's got a bunch.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Of tattoos on her face, and she's on the side
of a dumpster and for some reason she's jumping into
the dumpster and it's filled with beer or some anyway,
So watching these women talk with each other, and I'm
just gonna walk you through a conversation that these conservative
Christian I guess you'd call them ethoughts that you know
that hole over there. They're digital women on the internet
(04:14):
that are kind of here's what one of them says.
This woman named Sarah posted a photo of her engagement
ring and well, it's gonna be criticized immediately. Yes, that's
exactly what happened. And then another conservative woman in the
comment section named Emily.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Tell me right now, I don't know if it's artificial intelligence,
if it's people that run the social media that you're
looking at, or what, but every first comment is negative, right,
and that is by design so that other people will
come in and then take up for whatever people were
critical of.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, this woman Sarah posted a picture of her engagement ring,
and then the comment section Emily, another one of the
turning point USA girls, Emily saves America said the ring size,
lol's too small or whatever. It makes a joke obviously.
And then this woman named Pearl, another one of these
female conservative influencers, says, Morgan, if you are a single
mom with a public video admitting you have venereal disease,
(05:04):
you might want to sit this one out. And then
Morgan replies and says you suck black DA and probably
have AIDS. And then Pearl replies it says, what's interesting
is you right wing egirls get angry and make stuff up. No,
I don't have AIDS. Morgan, thank you for your concern,
you Christian woman, and then she says, you give it
up for free. Might want to sit this one out too,
ho and these women are Republicans. They're not even women.
(05:27):
I don't know why you think they're real.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
This is all just bots and artificial intelligence entertaining you,
and just like wrestling, you fell for it. You thought
that guy really did bust a chair over that man's
head and it didn't even slow him down.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So then Morgan made fun of the other woman, Emily,
because apparently in the lobby of a hotel at a
Turning Point USA event, something happened with her and a
man in front of a group of people that involved
his fingers smelling different.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And you could have roomed with that woman. I don't know
who you were gonna get, though, wouldn't guarantee you to
be her.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I do feel better knowing that I blew that off.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Like I said, it was very unlike you to make
that decision not to.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Not go now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And the kind of thing that when they said, hey,
how about you go fly over to Florida and you
do this thing with all these kids and you will
have to be a roommate in a hotel with somebody
you've never met before. Sounds like the kind of thing
younger Kiddy would have jumped on.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Sure, yeah, I want to do that, but older Kenny
doesn't want to hang out with a bunch of dumpster mermaids.
She did what I'm saying, that's the problem. There's too
many dumpster mermaids this summer. You go to the public pool,
there they are with their hard seltzer, and then you
go to the beach and there they are, yeah, vaping
or whatever. It's just dumpster mermaids everywhere you look. It's cute.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You think the worst ones are there at the beach
or whatever. You ever been a Dollar General store, ken't he?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh? Bro, I love Dollar in General. You can find
you just need to out with me for a little while.
You'll see some sites, Bro. You could find some deals
at the Dollar General store, all right? Yeah, and they
sell products too. Yeah, I'm you know, what were you
talking about all right, let's talk about cops for a minute.
This involves police, Texas and sex. What a shocker. This
(07:19):
is a great headline. This is from the post, so
you know it's gonna be good. The headline is horn
dog Texas cop vows to give everyone a ticket after
she didn't get any action the night before. And this
is a real news story from a real news alley. Guys,
I my life is burn dog female fixes cop. I
(07:39):
love it. So you saw this? Apparently you just said
she didn't get any A Texas cop vowed to give
everyone a ticket after she didn't get laid the night before,
According to a since deleted viral TikTok that she posted.
The post showed uniformed Harris County Constable Precinct five Deputy
Jennifer Escalera writing on a notepad with the caption wait,
(08:01):
Jim fast. Yeah, do you know her? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
She run?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Damn? I got to send a text out right now.
You got it. You're sending a text, mister ownow. I
feel like whatever you're doing is infinitely more important than
what I'm doing right now. No, no, no, y'all go
ahead with your story. I'm just going to see if
I mister Kenneth, watch what he's typing anyway? Checking him out?
So she's posting, uh, didn't get cracked last night, so
everyone's getting a ticket. Didn't get cracked last night, and
(08:28):
a nod to her. It's apparently a nod to her
unfulfilling sex life. The cop blurred parts are here in
the uniform, but left her name tag visible in the post,
and the incident is under investigation, according to the local
Fox affiliate, and the Constable's office says our administration is
aware and internal affairs have open investigation. We have no
(08:49):
other comment at this time. You wouldn't mind being friends
with her, would you? Bro? You know her? Look at this?
Am I am? I right? That's worthy. Mister OJ just
busted out a photo of her in a bikini. It's
clearly the same woman, and it's it's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's a black top but with a kind of a
peach colored bottom.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I don't get why they do that too, the contrasting
styles they mix a match. They mix and match their
bikini tops and bottoms. I was always confused about that too.
Do they not buy matching bikinis anymore? Or how did
they sell them separate.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Or perhaps they buy two and then that way they
have four swimsuits. You see, you could wear mixing. That's
that's the whole point of it, all.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Right, Well, anyway, apparently apparently this Escalari Shayk's out quite
popular on social media. She how you like Luisi look
in a uniform? I enjoy it. I enjoy all of.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Her photos, But I've never seen a sex of your
bulletproof vests.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Be honest with you, but I don think that there's
anything unique about us. It sounds like a lot of
people follow her on social media because she's a hot cop.
That's the general reaction to her. And uh, you get
a ticket, and you get a ticket. Everybody getting a
ticket up here, get correct. Actually, we don't use the
word crazy around here because we feel like it stereotypes
people with real issues. Wolton and Johnson. This fun for
(10:09):
music sucks. We could do better than this.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
We're not gonna have any more opportunities today. We might
have to come back and start over tomorrow and see
if we can do something better.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Then, how about a goldeneering better? So far, so good? Okay?
How about this? Travel was really stinky for some people
at the Atlanta International airport. Did you see that video
of the dripping and the collapsing.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh you know about this, Yeah, but I didn't. I
wasn't there. I don't go to Hartsfield.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
There's this guy named James Carlos Junior. He's waiting in
his gate and it something really gross happened. Ross. We'mend
to that Atlanta airport. I hate that airport.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The only thing that would have made it worse would
be raw sewage.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, well that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now, it's the worst it good bobs would be. Could
it be any worse?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So it could be right now. Some say Denver, some
say LaGuardia. For your money, I think Atlanta is the worst. Yeah. Anyway,
here's the moment caught on camera when Ross sewage he
began falling from the ceiling. Go ahead, roll the top. Gross,
that's nasty. You think that's water, Oh it's not. It's
(11:17):
mixed with some other things. While we're in it. While
we're in Georgia, a man in Georgia ended up in
the er for a raby shot after he was scratched
by a bat at a home goods store. He was
picking an item off the shelf. And that's when he
came in contact with it, he just flew up in
his face, scratched him. Next thing he knows, he's getting
a raby shot. Here he is talking about the encounter. Well,
(11:38):
I'm currently in the er. Yeah, all I do. I
just want to go pick up a mug just to
be funny. It's a literal bat bro. I just got
scratched by that. See what I mean. If you're not funny,
don't try to be funny like he thought picking up
a mug would be funny. Yeah, it's not that good,
that funny at all. See what I mean. You could
hurt yourself if you're not funny and you try to
(11:59):
be funny.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That's not good. Here's an odd story for you. You're
familiar with Bethany Hamilton. Uh yeah, the surfer. Yeah, I
know who. She lost her arm right, Well, she didn't
lose it, she knows right where it is in a
shark's belly. Bethany Hamilton was a surfer whose arm was
bitten off by a shark. Now this was many years ago.
(12:21):
She's moved on, she got over it, she gut it up.
She went out and even found somebody willing to marry
her without that arm and then they had I think,
three kids together. Well, this is a woman who was
bitten by a shark and now her son has just
been bitten by a dog. He didn't lose a limb
(12:41):
or anything. Wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
But still, can you believe the way people act? No,
people don't act right around here. No, they really don't.
And now that you mention it, I highlighted a bunch
of stories I forgot about this. I stumbled into a
wormhole yesterday of news stories about pit bulls attacking people.
They'll do it. A Texas woman was mauled to death
by her own pit bull on her birthday, ripped her
(13:04):
arm off while she screamed for help for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So that one did take an arm off, just like Oh,
it's a land shark, basically.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Simone like is her name. Here's a video in the
meantime of a dude on a walking trail. Look at this.
He's in San Diego somewhere, Yes, San Diego on the
third of this month. It was just a few days ago.
Right over there. What's that? The guy's just walking along.
This woman had a pit bull. The pit bull's bigger
than her, so it runs and it just attacks the guy. Look,
(13:32):
it's mauling him to death. He's just she couldn't even
think about control of that dog. You know what you're
supposed to do? Have you read do Billy had? Do
you want to if you're being bit by a dog
or a child is and you need to get the
dog to let go of the child, there's a thing
you could do, but you're not gonna like it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Uh yeah, no, you go here right ahead and explain
it to the folks there, Kennie.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
All right, I have been told this has never happened
to me. I've never done it. I'm not an expert,
but I have been told that the way to get
the pit bull or the dog to open its mouth
and release the small child is to take your thumb
or finger and stand behind the pit bull and do
something to the pit bull that normally like recreate a
(14:15):
scene from a penitentiary. Do you get what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It involves insertion of a digit into the rear end
of a dog.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know the thing, not you, mister Kenneth. You know
the thing you would not want to happen to you
if you were ever in jail. You're supposed to do
that with your thumb to the dog. That's what they say,
and then the dog will release. I mean, how do
you know that didn't just flirting with a pit bull?
I mean, you're not wrong. I don't know. The little
kid go next thing. You know, He's like, well, I
can get it as good as I give bro. Bro.
(14:44):
I don't know. I wouldn't try it. Oh my god,
I can't believe I forgot to show you this. Okay,
this is the funniest thing that happened in the news
yesterday by a lot, and I totally forgot about this.
This is an actual New York Times headline. I'm just
gonna read it to you. This is what leftist women
are dealing with right now. Here's the headline. I have
always wondered if my husband is bisexual? Is it okay
(15:07):
to ask? Uh? What? You know? How? There's a sub headline. Yeah.
If that headline confused you, billy, I'd get ready for
a whopper of a ducy boy? Have I been in
a lavender marriage all this time? Two things, lady. Number one,
your husband's not bisexual. He's not he's gay. If you
even wondered, then no, I think bisexual men exist sort of.
(15:31):
But I think really it's just like a guy that's
gay that settles for women, or he wants to be straight,
but he prefers dudes, so he's got his toe in
both pools. It's not like with women. It's different. You
ever notice with women you get three beers in them
and they're all bisexual. I don't know if it's the
same thing with dudes, But I don't know. You don't know.
I don't know, to be clear, and I'm not saying,
but I do know this. If you're writing an article
(15:52):
for the New York Times and the headline is I
have always wondered if my husband is bisexual, ma'am, I
have a feeling you know the answer?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, maybe she's just living in that river in Egypt,
you know, Denial.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What on earth did you think for some reason? You
know what's weird is I walk in on my husband
sometimes when he's alone in the bathroom with his laptop
looking at videos of naked men wrestling each other, and
I wonder if he might be gay? No, bisexual. Yeah,
by the way, that article was written by Michelle Obama. Okay, yeah,
that makes more sense now, Okay, it was it cleared
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Let me get anything. The cast to mister Velvidere, I
don't think they're ever going to make a comeback. What
was the show, mister Belvidere. Yeah, I never saw it.
You don't remember Tracy Wells and Bryce Beckham. Never heard
of him, never really made a comeback after that. You
probably remember Bob Buker.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
He was George sitting on the front row. No, I
don't remember him in a TV show though.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh yeah, Bob Buker was the reason to watch that show. Well,
I mean, mister Belvidere.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Those two the picture you just had up there, the cast,
it looked like the All in the Family house, but
the stairs went up to the right instead of up
to the left.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, sitting right behind Archie's chair. I could see that. Yeah,
but they didn't have Bob Buker. He was great.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, that was the one thing All in the Family
was missing. It would have made it better.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
People kept saying, why isn't Bob Buker in this damn show?
I would have watched more of it. I think if
Bob I miss him, you know, I didn't know. I
didn't know I missed himuntil he died, And now like
on him to do more stuff. Oh do you all right?
We got a New York episcopal priest's daughter who's been
released from ice custody. You're supposed to be mad about this. Uh.
(01:10):
Yung Sue Soussue Go was reunited with her mother, Kyrie
Kim an episcopal church in the Diocese of New York,
after being released by ice. And you think my people
make funny names. No, I think Chiquavius is a totally
normal name. I've heard y'all talking, But what about these people?
Equavius is a good name, these people. What about what
(01:31):
was that lady's name, Jung Sue sussos Uh? It was
hang on, I'll say it again, Yon sus Sugo susue Studio. Yeah, okay,
So anyway, that's a thing. And I'm sure we all
agree that they should be out, and they are out,
so that's the important thing. I feel better knowing they've been. Really,
I would hate to think the what was it the
(01:52):
Episcopalian community, the Korean Episcopalian community of New York is distraught.
I hate to think that over ice raids or whatever.
I know. Remember a while back, I told you I
got invited to speak at a Turning Point USA event,
and I do. I wasn't real into it, and.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, because it wasn't about the speaking or the event. Apparently,
if you let them host you for the event, you
had to share a hotel room with a total stranger.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And I'm starting to realize what kind of people they
would have put me in a room with. It was
very unlike you to make that decision not to go.
There's this conversation on the internet on X. You know
how you can watch strangers talk to each other on X. Nope,
Well that's what it's social media ability.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's what they do over there. Mister Kenneth, you get
it right, Yeah, but don't try to explain it. He's
not gonna catch.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
One, Okay. So they have all these women with social
media accounts on X and they're women that are affiliated
with Turning Point USA. And when I say women, I
mean barely adults. These are chicks in their twenties and
they've amassed hundreds of thousands of social media followers because
because they're cute, and they'll say stuff like Joe Biden's gay,
so then men will follow them, and do they like
(03:10):
Sydney Sweeney? I would assume a lot of them are
trying to I think I know who you're talking about. Mat.
It's funny you bring that up. A lot of them
are recreating the Sydney Sweeney photo shoot for their social
media followers. And I hate to say it because these
women are on our side, but these women are really
are some dumpster mermaids. Just what just dumpster mermaids, just
trashy women. Not sure that was a thing up until now. Yeah,
(03:33):
I've decided I really like calling trashy women dumpster mermaids.
The dumpster fires. You know, I can get that. But
when I call women dumpster mermaids in front of my friends,
they always laugh. It always gets a lot. I don't
know why.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And you always kind of have a picture of somebody
in your mind right now, don't you.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Just a trashy mermaid on the side.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Of somebody different in my mind than your mind. But sure,
she's got a bunch.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Of tattoos on her face, and she's on the side
of a dumpster and for some reason she's jumping into
the dumpster and it's filled with beer or some anyway,
So watching these women talk with each other, and I'm
just gonna walk you through a conversation that these conservative
Christian I guess you'd call them ethoughts that you know
that hole over there. They're digital women on the internet
(04:14):
that are kind of here's what one of them says.
This woman named Sarah posted a photo of her engagement
ring and well, it's gonna be criticized immediately. Yes, that's
exactly what happened. And then another conservative woman in the
comment section named Emily.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Tell me right now, I don't know if it's artificial intelligence,
if it's people that run the social media that you're
looking at, or what, but every first comment is negative, right,
and that is by design so that other people will
come in and then take up for whatever people were
critical of.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, this woman Sarah posted a picture of her engagement ring,
and then the comment section Emily, another one of the
turning point USA girls, Emily saves America said the ring size,
lol's too small or whatever. It makes a joke obviously.
And then this woman named Pearl, another one of these
female conservative influencers, says, Morgan, if you are a single
mom with a public video admitting you have venereal disease,
(05:04):
you might want to sit this one out. And then
Morgan replies and says you suck black DA and probably
have AIDS. And then Pearl replies it says, what's interesting
is you right wing egirls get angry and make stuff up. No,
I don't have AIDS. Morgan, thank you for your concern,
you Christian woman, and then she says, you give it
up for free. Might want to sit this one out too,
ho and these women are Republicans. They're not even women.
(05:27):
I don't know why you think they're real.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
This is all just bots and artificial intelligence entertaining you,
and just like wrestling, you fell for it. You thought
that guy really did bust a chair over that man's
head and it didn't even slow him down.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So then Morgan made fun of the other woman, Emily,
because apparently in the lobby of a hotel at a
Turning Point USA event, something happened with her and a
man in front of a group of people that involved
his fingers smelling different.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And you could have roomed with that woman. I don't know
who you were gonna get, though, wouldn't guarantee you to
be her.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I do feel better knowing that I blew that off.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Like I said, it was very unlike you to make
that decision not to.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Not go now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And the kind of thing that when they said, hey,
how about you go fly over to Florida and you
do this thing with all these kids and you will
have to be a roommate in a hotel with somebody
you've never met before. Sounds like the kind of thing
younger Kiddy would have jumped on.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Sure, yeah, I want to do that, but older Kenny
doesn't want to hang out with a bunch of dumpster mermaids.
She did what I'm saying, that's the problem. There's too
many dumpster mermaids this summer. You go to the public pool,
there they are with their hard seltzer, and then you
go to the beach and there they are, yeah, vaping
or whatever. It's just dumpster mermaids everywhere you look. It's cute.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You think the worst ones are there at the beach
or whatever. You ever been a Dollar General store, ken't he?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh? Bro, I love Dollar in General. You can find
you just need to out with me for a little while.
You'll see some sites, Bro. You could find some deals
at the Dollar General store, all right? Yeah, and they
sell products too. Yeah, I'm you know, what were you
talking about all right, let's talk about cops for a minute.
This involves police, Texas and sex. What a shocker. This
(07:19):
is a great headline. This is from the post, so
you know it's gonna be good. The headline is horn
dog Texas cop vows to give everyone a ticket after
she didn't get any action the night before. And this
is a real news story from a real news alley. Guys,
I my life is burn dog female fixes cop. I
(07:39):
love it. So you saw this? Apparently you just said
she didn't get any A Texas cop vowed to give
everyone a ticket after she didn't get laid the night before,
According to a since deleted viral TikTok that she posted.
The post showed uniformed Harris County Constable Precinct five Deputy
Jennifer Escalera writing on a notepad with the caption wait,
(08:01):
Jim fast. Yeah, do you know her? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
She run?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Damn? I got to send a text out right now.
You got it. You're sending a text, mister ownow. I
feel like whatever you're doing is infinitely more important than
what I'm doing right now. No, no, no, y'all go
ahead with your story. I'm just going to see if
I mister Kenneth, watch what he's typing anyway? Checking him out?
So she's posting, uh, didn't get cracked last night, so
everyone's getting a ticket. Didn't get cracked last night, and
(08:28):
a nod to her. It's apparently a nod to her
unfulfilling sex life. The cop blurred parts are here in
the uniform, but left her name tag visible in the post,
and the incident is under investigation, according to the local
Fox affiliate, and the Constable's office says our administration is
aware and internal affairs have open investigation. We have no
(08:49):
other comment at this time. You wouldn't mind being friends
with her, would you? Bro? You know her? Look at this?
Am I am? I right? That's worthy. Mister OJ just
busted out a photo of her in a bikini. It's
clearly the same woman, and it's it's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's a black top but with a kind of a
peach colored bottom.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I don't get why they do that too, the contrasting
styles they mix a match. They mix and match their
bikini tops and bottoms. I was always confused about that too.
Do they not buy matching bikinis anymore? Or how did
they sell them separate.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Or perhaps they buy two and then that way they
have four swimsuits. You see, you could wear mixing. That's
that's the whole point of it, all.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Right, Well, anyway, apparently apparently this Escalari Shayk's out quite
popular on social media. She how you like Luisi look
in a uniform? I enjoy it. I enjoy all of.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Her photos, But I've never seen a sex of your
bulletproof vests.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Be honest with you, but I don think that there's
anything unique about us. It sounds like a lot of
people follow her on social media because she's a hot cop.
That's the general reaction to her. And uh, you get
a ticket, and you get a ticket. Everybody getting a
ticket up here, get correct. Actually, we don't use the
word crazy around here because we feel like it stereotypes
people with real issues. Wolton and Johnson. This fun for
(10:09):
music sucks. We could do better than this.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
We're not gonna have any more opportunities today. We might
have to come back and start over tomorrow and see
if we can do something better.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Then, how about a goldeneering better? So far, so good? Okay?
How about this? Travel was really stinky for some people
at the Atlanta International airport. Did you see that video
of the dripping and the collapsing.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh you know about this, Yeah, but I didn't. I
wasn't there. I don't go to Hartsfield.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
There's this guy named James Carlos Junior. He's waiting in
his gate and it something really gross happened. Ross. We'mend
to that Atlanta airport. I hate that airport.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The only thing that would have made it worse would
be raw sewage.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, well that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now, it's the worst it good bobs would be. Could
it be any worse?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So it could be right now. Some say Denver, some
say LaGuardia. For your money, I think Atlanta is the worst. Yeah. Anyway,
here's the moment caught on camera when Ross sewage he
began falling from the ceiling. Go ahead, roll the top. Gross,
that's nasty. You think that's water, Oh it's not. It's
(11:17):
mixed with some other things. While we're in it. While
we're in Georgia, a man in Georgia ended up in
the er for a raby shot after he was scratched
by a bat at a home goods store. He was
picking an item off the shelf. And that's when he
came in contact with it, he just flew up in
his face, scratched him. Next thing he knows, he's getting
a raby shot. Here he is talking about the encounter. Well,
(11:38):
I'm currently in the er. Yeah, all I do. I
just want to go pick up a mug just to
be funny. It's a literal bat bro. I just got
scratched by that. See what I mean. If you're not funny,
don't try to be funny like he thought picking up
a mug would be funny. Yeah, it's not that good,
that funny at all. See what I mean. You could
hurt yourself if you're not funny and you try to
(11:59):
be funny.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That's not good. Here's an odd story for you. You're
familiar with Bethany Hamilton. Uh yeah, the surfer. Yeah, I
know who. She lost her arm right, Well, she didn't
lose it, she knows right where it is in a
shark's belly. Bethany Hamilton was a surfer whose arm was
bitten off by a shark. Now this was many years ago.
(12:21):
She's moved on, she got over it, she gut it up.
She went out and even found somebody willing to marry
her without that arm and then they had I think,
three kids together. Well, this is a woman who was
bitten by a shark and now her son has just
been bitten by a dog. He didn't lose a limb
(12:41):
or anything. Wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
But still, can you believe the way people act? No,
people don't act right around here. No, they really don't.
And now that you mention it, I highlighted a bunch
of stories I forgot about this. I stumbled into a
wormhole yesterday of news stories about pit bulls attacking people.
They'll do it. A Texas woman was mauled to death
by her own pit bull on her birthday, ripped her
(13:04):
arm off while she screamed for help for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So that one did take an arm off, just like Oh,
it's a land shark, basically.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Simone like is her name. Here's a video in the
meantime of a dude on a walking trail. Look at this.
He's in San Diego somewhere, Yes, San Diego on the
third of this month. It was just a few days ago.
Right over there. What's that? The guy's just walking along.
This woman had a pit bull. The pit bull's bigger
than her, so it runs and it just attacks the guy. Look,
(13:32):
it's mauling him to death. He's just she couldn't even
think about control of that dog. You know what you're
supposed to do? Have you read do Billy had? Do
you want to if you're being bit by a dog
or a child is and you need to get the
dog to let go of the child, there's a thing
you could do, but you're not gonna like it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Uh yeah, no, you go here right ahead and explain
it to the folks there, Kennie.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
All right, I have been told this has never happened
to me. I've never done it. I'm not an expert,
but I have been told that the way to get
the pit bull or the dog to open its mouth
and release the small child is to take your thumb
or finger and stand behind the pit bull and do
something to the pit bull that normally like recreate a
(14:15):
scene from a penitentiary. Do you get what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It involves insertion of a digit into the rear end
of a dog.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know the thing, not you, mister Kenneth. You know
the thing you would not want to happen to you
if you were ever in jail. You're supposed to do
that with your thumb to the dog. That's what they say,
and then the dog will release. I mean, how do
you know that didn't just flirting with a pit bull?
I mean, you're not wrong. I don't know. The little
kid go next thing. You know, He's like, well, I
can get it as good as I give bro. Bro.
(14:44):
I don't know. I wouldn't try it. Oh my god,
I can't believe I forgot to show you this. Okay,
this is the funniest thing that happened in the news
yesterday by a lot, and I totally forgot about this.
This is an actual New York Times headline. I'm just
gonna read it to you. This is what leftist women
are dealing with right now. Here's the headline. I have
always wondered if my husband is bisexual? Is it okay
(15:07):
to ask? Uh? What? You know? How? There's a sub headline. Yeah.
If that headline confused you, billy, I'd get ready for
a whopper of a ducy boy? Have I been in
a lavender marriage all this time? Two things, lady. Number one,
your husband's not bisexual. He's not he's gay. If you
even wondered, then no, I think bisexual men exist sort of.
(15:31):
But I think really it's just like a guy that's
gay that settles for women, or he wants to be straight,
but he prefers dudes, so he's got his toe in
both pools. It's not like with women. It's different. You
ever notice with women you get three beers in them
and they're all bisexual. I don't know if it's the
same thing with dudes, But I don't know. You don't know.
I don't know, to be clear, and I'm not saying,
but I do know this. If you're writing an article
(15:52):
for the New York Times and the headline is I
have always wondered if my husband is bisexual, ma'am, I
have a feeling you know the answer?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, maybe she's just living in that river in Egypt,
you know, Denial.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What on earth did you think for some reason? You
know what's weird is I walk in on my husband
sometimes when he's alone in the bathroom with his laptop
looking at videos of naked men wrestling each other, and
I wonder if he might be gay? No, bisexual. Yeah,
by the way, that article was written by Michelle Obama. Okay, yeah,
that makes more sense now, Okay, it was it cleared
(16:29):
that right, but it could have been. If you would
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