Aliens Among Us - THU 8.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, you look like you're a little winded, and I
didn't think you exerted yourself here in the last few minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up in a little bit, the most beautiful woman
in government says the craziest thing you ever heard in
your life, Ivanka. Ivanca's not in government.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, oh, but her daddy is, so you know it
doesn't kind of connected. Plus not really, she's gonna be
right up in the middle of this whole UFC fight.
I didn't even know she was in training, but I
guess by July next year she'll have a pretty good
chance to work out, get in shape, and be rich
to go.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Bill.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, I mean, no offense, but nothing. You're explaining it's
gonna be in the fight. No, that's not at all.
I think she's gonna help organize it with Dana White.
You're not explaining it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Trump told Dana White he wants his daughter right up
in the middle of this fight situation, Isn't it sounds
to me like, you know, he's not gonna put her
in there like a ring girl wearing a bikini or something.
I think she's there to fight.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Don't you think it makes more sense that because she
is a strategist and an executive that she's going to
play some role in organizing it because that's what she does.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh well, I'm not as excited about it as it
would so anyway, what did she have to say?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's not her? He just said it's not her nothing.
Anna Polina Luna is in the news today, Aline Aluma.
I can't help it. And yet when she opens her mouth,
I just wonder if is she a syop? As she
is she one giant syop?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Did the gerbil up inside the brain there? Did it
stop running on the treadmill?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
What happened? Anna Polina Luna said something so crazy. I
just need you to We need it. It's a long video,
will require some editing, but we're going to play it.
Coming up in the meantime, Typhoon Poddle slams southern Taiwan
with fierce winds. There is an image here that has
gone widely viral of what appears to be a tropical
storm in a monsoon battering an area along the Central

(01:52):
Mountain Range in Taiwan. And mister Kennethy, you could describe
what we're looking at here. This has gone widely viral
on the internet.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, uh yeah, that's hard to describe.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It seems like it'd be easy to describe for those
Let's be delicate here.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It looks kind of like a purple version of what
you're not supposed to throw on the court at a
w NBA name.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
How did you know? I was about to say that,
I'm trying to be delicate here. There's a weather radar
data is always fun to look at, but this particular
one so vividly resembles a man's body part that us and.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
At the base of the the object you're not supposed
to throw on the court at the wundi are two round,
spherical I guess, uh, tropical waves right, and their their
position perfectly for an anatomically correct male.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, it looks like Taiwan's about to get some inches here. Honestly,
it looks like Taiwan's about to get tea bagged by
the little no. I was wondering if this thing was
going to Thailand when I first saw it. It's it's
weather radar data that just looks exactly like a big
old shong. That's what it looks like.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
M h.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
And it's impossible to look at this and not make
dirty comments, especially if this is going to kill people
in Taiwan. You feel terrible about it and you can't help.
But wonder if some weather guy the Chinese engineered this thing.
Oh no, they don't like Taiwan. Boy. The irony, I
mean irony, It just adds insult to injury. For one thing,
they created their own tropical storm and they sent it

(03:24):
after Taiwan. But did they have to make it look
like a penis? That's just an insult on top of
insult is what that is? Nah?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Anyway, we had a little system of a tropical disturbance
developed just south of us. Forget that erin that's way
out there in the Atlantic and may curve and completely
missed the.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Coast forgotten, yep, already done. But directly south of us.
A couple of days ago, a.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Little disturbance developed just off of the Yucatan Peninsula, and
then it moved into the Bay of Campeche and now
is moving into the southern Gulf of America. And they
said it's only like a twenty or thirty percent chance
that it's going to become a tropical depression. But remember
it doesn't have to get a name and be an

(04:10):
organized storm to cause trouble, flooding and mudslides and whatever
else might come your way.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
So there's something to keep an eye on. A little
closer to home. Speaking it closer to home trouble in
Bama as an allah. University of Alabama senior and Zeta
Tau Alpha member Kylon Darnell. That's a woman's name, apparently,
has announced she is taking a step back from recruitment.
It's not Kayla, it says Kyland, Kylan Kylin. How would

(04:41):
you say? I guess, I don't know. Some check. She
says that she is going to stop posting about the
sorority rush craze sweeping college campuses because bad things are happening. Oh, no,
bad thing. This young woman, who is the reigning Miss
Ohio teen USA, has spent the past three years sharing
an inside look at sorority life, becoming one of the
most recognizable faces in what is called Bama Rush phenomenon.

(05:05):
It has captivated college campuses and social media users. But
this year, she says, it will be different. Have you
seen all these videos of like really hot chicks at
a sorority dancing and they and there's always some like
there's always some caption on it that says, like Joe
Biden hates this, but he doesn't even know it. Doesn't
Joe Letting don't know what's going on around him.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
She says, it's just the college ways of trying to
get guys like me to go to college. Yeah, they're
just luring us in with their hot beauties, dancing and
gyrating around and thinking I'm.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Gonna go to college and I'll get all the women. Well,
this young woman, this one young woman, claims that Bam,
the Bama Rush phenomenon is causing psychological warfare. It's emotional
boot camp. She says. The frontal lobes of these people
aren't even developed yet. Her introduction to Greek life came
when her mom took her to sorority Row back before
freshman year. She liked it, and then she started to

(05:58):
realize it's maybe a little unhealthy. She says. With no
friends and no knowledge of the houses, she threw herself
into rush with fresh eyes. And this woman, who I
guess now has a book for sale or something. Okay,
here we go, here we go, got a book? She says.
It's a fun journey that she wouldn't trade. But now
it occurred to her that she has a book for

(06:18):
sale that actually it's quite unhealthy. She's saying she had
a lot of fun doing that, but she's not recommending
it to you.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Now.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah I had my fun. Now reside, I'll knock it off.
She says. The scrutiny has intensified. This year's rush feels
a lot worse and more amped up. She asked followers
on social media not to tag her and post about
other girls, saying it's fueling unnecessary drama.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So this sorority stuff is just all chicks do. They
do the same kind of initiation thing that got like
the like the dudes do where they all have to
go do geista rush.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I think they call that. Yeah, well hazeing initiation. Sure,
it's the same thing, and it gets a little out
of hand. I didn't really have social media when I
was in high school or college, and I didn't I
was not into fraternities because I went to City College
and I worked at a radio station. Yeah, you mainly
just went there to avoid my fraternity. Was w kqx

(07:13):
Q one oh one Chicago responsible for giving the world
disturbed fallout Boy, the Smashing Pumpkins filter, and to a
slightly lesser extent cheap trick. You're welcome. That's a shame.
I don't think i'd go around telling people that though, well,
I was never like doing. He wasn't in charge of it. No,
I just worked there as an intern. In college, I
worked at a radio station. You sweep up. I worked

(07:34):
late at night on the week. I changed my life.
It's how I got here. And anyway, the point is
I never really understood fraternity culture because I wouldn't want
to be a member of any club that would have
me as a member. Huh exactly, Yeah, well you know
how it is, Billy Ed. Of course he doesn't. There's
only three places I want to be a member of.
The Catholic Church, Texas Gun Club, and the Walton and

(07:54):
Johnson Show. That's it. I think you got it covered. Yeah,
those are all the clubs I need to be a
member of. Will play. But anyway, I guess today with
fraternity and sorority life, social media has kind of changed it. Oh,
I'm sure it's sort of like how college sports are
different now because of anil. Social media has made some
of these girls on sororities into many celebrities. They've got

(08:16):
a big following, and I don't know to what extent
that's interesting to people. I guess if you're nineteen years old,
it's fun to follow a hot chick and try to
be like her. I don't, but who can say yeah anyway?
So I guess it's so unhealthy now that there's an
article about it in the Post today and they're just
more importantly, there's a book and she'd love you to
buy it. The weird message that I'm getting from this

(08:38):
as I read the report is don't be a part
of this really fun, cool thing that will make your
life more interesting because I did it and there are
some consequences. Yeah, it's like and then in the article
it's nothing but photos of hot chicks partying with cool
dudes and having fun. And I just don't think you're
expressing the message correctly here. So is it a picture book?

(08:58):
I want to look at it. Yeah, m I'm bought,
and my partners in the next room. Whatever will I do,
I've got it. I'll reach for a brand new can
of cause problem, the same great formula you've always loved,
but now and I can.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Walton and Johnson, what we're about present, what we're about
to do on the show is getting a little weird.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's usual. It's getting a little uncomfortable. It's gonna make
you feel awkward. You're gonna question your faith in humanity itself.
I always do. One of the most attractive women in
government just said something that reminded me that all beautiful
women are just crazy. And it's Anna Paulina Luna. I know,
I adore her. Hey, boys and girls, Yeah, what time

(09:49):
is it?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Time?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Let me check my watch? What's a watch? What's the
watch's tinfoil hat?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
To and it's protested by both to aspuy are good
for that affordable tree service?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
You ever heard of it? I have?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, if you want to find out more about Affordable
tree Service, they got a website. It's just called a
ff tree Service dot com.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
And what exactly does affordable tree service do? Billy? Yeah, Well,
they're worried about your safety.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
They don't want a tree or even a big old
limb falling on you or your kids or busting up
your house or your cars or whatever. So they can
trim the trees. They can take them all the way
down if you want them to. That guy over there,
Martin really grinds my stump, like like literally, that's what
he does. Yeah, that's some of the stuff they do,
you know, so they make it, you know, the trees

(10:35):
that you got healthier, and the baddens that get them
out of there.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Why, you know what, we're grateful for that. And this
is just so we're clear. This isn't a euphemism for
removing body here or something, is it. No?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, No, I've had them work for me a bunch
of different places. They travel, you know, they don't just
stick right in their neighborhood or anything.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Today we tell you the story of Anna Paulina Luna.
She's a congresswoman from Florida. Well, Florida should have been
your first tip off. You sure, We weren't sure if
this was a gay for space report? Was it the
signs of the apocalypse prophecies from the end of time?
Was it a Florida man's story? Be all of the above?
All of it? Yeah? Or is it a tenfoil had
time report? It's any of those and more. Anna Paulina

(11:14):
Luna claims she has seen evidence of interdimensional beings with
credible people reporting movement outside of time and space. I
might remind you this woman is a sitting active member
of Congress.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And you don't think she's believable, You don't believe in
this sort of thing, say, I believe in everything a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
They're in dimensional beings, she claims, And we have evidence
from very classified people connected to classified conversations that there
have been reports of movement outside of time and space,
ladies and gentlemen. The most attractive woman and maybe the
craziest woman in our federal government congresswoman and a Polina.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Luna, based on our interviews, and this has been something
that you can go back and watch with the congressional hearings.
But I was actually able to ask some of the witnesses,
you know, what are these things? And they keep saying interdimensional.
And then when you talk about the interdimensional aspect of
you know, are these things pre existing maybe outside of
what we currently know as our own dimension? To I

(12:11):
guess break it down in simple terms, is that I
think that some of the tech that exists that whatever
these things have, these energy things have, well they call
them interdimensional beings. I think that they can actually operate
through the time spaces that we currently have. And that's
not something that I came up with on my own.
That's based on stuff that we've seen that's based on

(12:33):
information that we've been told. And then also too, I
think that there's this historical aspect of you know, this
gets into the deeper theories and concepts of religion, and
I think the history that we currently know, and that
kind of spins off into another topic of you know,
you have the modern day Bible, you have this aspect
of Bibles or books of the Bible that have been

(12:55):
removed that explain and kind of touch on these topics.
And I think that we're in a time and age
where you have such a vast amount of information that
we have access to via social media, view your cell phone,
via the Internet, and so it's really changing the way
that we understand the origins of life and the spiritual

(13:15):
reality that we know. Have I seen a spaceship personally?
Know I seen evidence of this?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Have I seen photo documentation of aircraft that I believe
we're not made by mankind?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Is there historical significance to this yes? Is there multiple
events that go back to I would argue maybe even
before the type of Christ that have documented this in texts.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
So do I believe that the government has access to
certain technology, Yes, certain extent, and I believe that certain
contractors potentially have back engineered this tech. I think that
that's what can explain the advancements that we're seeing. But
I also believe that this is a dangerous level people,
because if you have an aspect of the federal government,

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which I can tell you I with were denied access.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
She needs to go check on dinners Man because she can.
Just it's a good thing. She's pretty.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Huh, she is beautiful. Have you seen it.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm the only one that's not affected by her looks,
So I'm probably the only one here that actually understands
and believes at least some of what she's saying.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Now, think about this, Oh, I believe every word. Why
would she lie? Well, she's not human.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Culture throughout time has has been rife with stories, historic stories,
cultural stories, folklore, mythology, religious texts about demons or fairies,
all kinds of supernatural entities, whether it's shapeshifters or whatever
it is that has interactive and manipulated mankind for thousands

(14:55):
of years. For why do you just have to pooh
poo because you haven't experienced it yourself.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Look, I don't know about any of that stuff. I
just know that when a crazy woman starts saying in
same things, she's hotter now than ever. I look at
her face, I look at her body. I decide how
she looks in a swimsuit, and then I determine if
I can trust her. How about them lips? Look at
him lips? Oh my gosh, he got a nice lips.
Look at those big eyes. Guys, look at the curve
of her lower torso. Look at that boy. There's no

(15:23):
cutting through this is there? The back? What mister k Watts,
he's interrupting us. I'm looking at Annapolina a luna. What
do you want to say? Yeah, I was responsible for interruption.
I guess so, okay, fine, thanks a lot boner destroyer
cud the You know, mister Kenne, sometimes I wonder about you.

(15:43):
We're sitting here telling you that what she's saying is
probably true because she's hot, and you come in here
with all this evidence.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Think who one of the guys she's talking about is Elon?
WHOA Now you're a believer. Wait a second, all of
a sudden, canny three think his stamps?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are you suggesting that she might have said all these
things because a guy who wants to bang Her told
her it was true. Yeah, well that really confuses me
because I look I like Elon Musk, but I don't
want him coming in between me and Anna Paulina Luna.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I think if he was a real like an inter
dimensional space being or whatever, the Tesla's would probably be
better wow than they are.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Do they do they hover? Do they float above the ground.
We were promised jet packs just take off and fly
through the airth and I feel like I was promised
to hover bike. That's the kind of stuff we'd have
if he was really from some other world.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
You know what, you're under something un if he just
doesn't want to overwhelm you. And that's coming out in
the next version of Tesla six point zero.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeap, No, you're onto something there. I don't know much.
It's gonna be too expensive. You ain't gonna be afford it.
If they come out with flying Colls Kenny, you think
you can buy one? I mean I don't have any
kids or any I bet I bet I could afford one.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
They're gonna road but probably run you about the same
as little lamboaut Do you have a lamb boat?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
No? But the only reason I don't own a Lambeau
is it's not practical, whereas a flying car that I
could use that.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, you think that until a ridneck tries to shoot
you out of the sky or some idiot, drunk fine
car guy drives right into you.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Look. I don't know if you know much about me,
but I'm a friend of rednecks and lesbians. I always
get along with them for some reason, what is that?
I don't know why Lesbians, black guys, and rednecks usually
like me, which is not for some reason, normal average
white guys usually don't like me. Yeah, I get that.
I don't get it at all. Today's tattoo removal day
and a woman in West Virginia takes it to a
whole new level. She's preserving her husband Steelers tattoo after

(17:38):
he died. She had a mortician cut it out of him,
so she has his She skinned him. Yeah, she wanted
to frame it and hang it on the wall. Here's
Angelica Radaveski, you talking about keeping She's not even pretty
like Anna Polina. Hang on, I'll get a photo over.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
We really had my husband's tattoo preserved. On Friday, everybody
left and I was doing my goodbye is when the
mortician and I stood there and I got to outline
the exact tattoo. I wanted my husband having over seventy tattoos,
I wanted the surrounding tattoos in it as well. So
you outline it and then the tissue is removed and

(18:18):
Save My Ink Forever sent the funeral home a preservation
bag and sends it to Save My Ink Forever. When
they showed us his tattoo, it was undescribable as to
what that felt.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
The company is called Save My Ink Forever. Do you
get what that means. She's not the first one to
do this.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
There's an entire industry built around skinning your loved ones
and preserving it.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh my god, I gotta tell you. Years ago, I
remember watching this movie where this serial killer would go
around killing people and then he'd take their skin and
he'd make it into a lamp shade.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Remember that one time a dude made it into his
own face. He put it he made a man ask
and put it over his own face, and he looked
like the dead dude.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
See back in the day, that was horrific, But today
standard ups today, that's romantic. I guess so thought I
see the people are. I'll just see some big just
walking just right over here. Right, everybody, but it way
right over here. I swear I promised you were right
over there. He just it's a right. I just I
just cut walk. I've seen it, seen me see it,
so in my head, I'm like, no, I gotta go, man,

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I'm all stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson