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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I will admit this is a pretty good song to
play when you want to talk about oil and gas
or just gas.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What kind of gas are we talking about? Westchit is crude.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Look, it's funny you asked that question. Is going to
be crude. It's all right. I wanted to talk about
this woman. She's found an odd way to make money.
It's a very strange way to make money. And I
don't agree with it. I don't approve of it. I
don't think it's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But she claims she just like a chick with the
candles that smelled like the you know, the you know the.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Gwyneth Paltrow sells a product on her website called this
candle smells like my vagina. No, it's not who we're
talking about now, we're talking about No this You're going
to beg for Gwyneth Paltrow smelly vagina candle after I
don't think so. A woman with purple hair, who looks
like she's never had a meal that wasn't McDonald's, she's
never been to a gym in her life. Just a
terribly ugly, overweight, disgusting, vile pig of.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
A woman is less than attractive Let's say she.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Said she couldn't find any money. She needs a So
this is what she came up with today.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I sold a fart, Yeah, a fart for five hundred dollars.
He said how much? I said five hundred. He goes
five hundred for a fart? I said, yeah, five hundred.
And in my head I was thinking, there's no way
in hell he's gonna pay five hundred dollars for a fart. Yeah,
he paid five hundred dollars for a fart.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Keep me, give me, fu give me that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
There's some people go on the internet just expecting that
there are dumber people than them on the internet, and
so they'll just tell any old story, and I think
people will believe them.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I believe her, I know you do. Have you ever
met what Peter J understand people are buying bathwater.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I believe she may have had that conversation, but I
don't think anybody gave her five hundred dollars. And what
did the uh what did she use to? What kind
of container does one gassious expulsion resign in?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I guarantee it's just a glass jar, maybe a plastic back.
I don't know, not as interesting as you'd probably think.
I believe her. Did he get to watch her install
the fart for five hundred bucks? You got to assume
you got to be there when it's delivered. It probably would, yeah,
because how do you know it's not her boyfriend's fart
or somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And then you're a sucker because you just pit five
hundred dollars for some dude's fart. What do you think
you're paying it even hot? I mean, I know, why
would you want anybody fart? But at least you know
if it was Anna Paulina Luna's fart, you'd probably pay
for it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, you remember, you hate this story. You hate this story.
But I once met a woman who claimed to make
a living as a dominatrix, and she said her top
client would pay her to use him as a porta potty. Yeah,
and he would pay, and he would, and he paid
thousands of dollars for this a month.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
But at least there's physical evidence of the existence of
that particular sexual deviancy.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'll give you another example of why humanity is not
worth saving. And if you don't believe that, believe this.
There's a new trend involving adults using pacifiers. Dentists are
gritting their teeth pun intended.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Wasn't it because of ecstasy for a while that people
were doing that?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Good memory that was in the nineties. Yeah, Well, there's
a bizarre new fat about adults popping pacifiers like babies
soothing practice. They call it very popular in China right now.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It just ain't part of that safe space crap, is it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I don't know because they're Chinese, so they don't really
have that over there.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, but maybe they have something like it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The silicone soothers are being pitched as sleep aids and
stress relievers. According to South China Morning Post, they pay
ten to wand that's a dollar forty for a jaw dropp.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Weird that the Chinese money's called Mexican guy's name.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I always thought some would get that, but they spell
it different with a y. They spell it anyway. They
swear the passifiers have helped ease their ADHD symptoms. They
support weight loss. They even curb the urge to smoke.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So they suggest that when you're laying in bed late
at night and you're tossing and turning and can't drift off.
Just if you put something in your mouth out and
suck on it, Yeah, that would help you fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, that's they claim. Yeah, so this has been a
big thing in China, but now white kids in America
are doing it too.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Weird. I know people that have been doing that for
the years.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Why does he Why don't get it? What is he
talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Pay much attention to what he said. I don't think
you up to it neither.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, okay, I won't anyway. In the meantime, Wisconsin, congratulations,
everybody gets a free burger. The Brewers are in hamburger Heaven.
The team picked up its twelfth straight win on Wednesday,
in a twelve to five victory over the Pirates.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I guess when they came up with his promotion, they
thought they'd never no way in Helle have win twelve
games straight. I mean, it's the Milwaukee Brewers. For gods,
they come up, they've never been good. Yeah, and then
they just did.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
They did. They just secured free burgers for the entire
state of Wisconsin from a local chain called George Webb.
And I gotta tell you, I've spent a lot of
time in Wisconsin. I've never been to George. I never
even heard of it. George Webb.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I've never been up there, but I'm not familiar with
it either. Do you think it's possible that some of
the other teams that they were playing lost on purpose
just to set them up for this.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Just to screw over this company or whatever they lose too.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I mean, if they win two more games, they're responsible
for feeding the entire state, and I think i'd like
to see it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know how, Bill Miller Barbecue only exists in San
Antonio in certain parts of Austin.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But I heard of it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Apparently, George Webb is a thing in the Milwaukee area,
and this game them free burgers or whatever. Goes back
to the forties. George Webb boldly predicted a twelve game
winning streak for Milwaukee's team, first the Braves, later the Brewers,
and famously said the city's deserved a free burger if
it ever happened. He didn't promise it outright, but in
Milwaukee now the promises are being kept. Webb had to
(05:42):
honor its word twice since then. First, when the Brewers
set a record thirteen straight wins in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh, they have done this before.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
They gave out one hundred and sixty eight thousand burgers
in twenty eighteen. It happened, and now they got to
do it again.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So when you go get your free burger, did they
check your name off of a list who's in jawe
of the master list and making sure that I don't
come back and get a second burger for free because
you didn't remember I got the first one.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, it's a good question. It's this nice guy, his
name Schindler. Schindler keeps the list. Let's see, he's a
list maker. Yeah, you go in, you give him your name,
he puts you on the list. Well, could go wrong, Yeah, exactly. Anyway,
apparently it's fool proof. So that's great.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh is it? Let me ask you this real quick,
just something a noodle on after we head to another break.
Do you think it is okay if a sitting president
alters the depiction of American history to fit his own views?
Or is it a little unsettling if something like that
were to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Give me an example, which president then I'll decide.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, of course, Donald Trump has called for an internal
review of the Smithsonian museums to bend their depiction of
history to match what he wants the cultural image of
America to be. By our two hundred and fiftieth anniversary next.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
July, it is going to be changed.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But did anybody well like the way they have depicted
the January sixth the situation. Some people say a riot,
Some people say it was an attempt to take over
of the American democracy. It seems a little dramatic. Some
people think it was just, you know, kind of one
of those larks. Well, something that happened. Anyway, My point being,
(07:25):
they're accusing Trump of wanting to adjust an alter history.
Should one sitting president be allowed to do that? We
asked Barack Obama about it and all those statues that
were torn down many years ago, and he said he
didn't think Trump should be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But didn't he say it was okay to take down
all the statues? Well, yes, of course. Seems like it's
kind of the exact same thing that they're describing and
accusing Trump of doing.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It seems like it, But when they tell you about it,
they'll tell you it's not.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Uh, and they're really smart after that, Yeah, did you
spend your time getting off up for a party. Why
go messing yourself up by getting drunk. Stay sober.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
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Speaker 1 (08:15):
Burger Burger, Burger, Burger Burger's very entertaining. I don't know
who that band is, but I bet they're going to
be a rock and ball pretty soon. Opening up for
Cowboy Mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
If you're just getting woken up right now and you
missed a lot of the show, you can always get
caught up with it by downloading the Walton Johnson's smartphone app.
That's a blast.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
That is a good time.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Some of the fun news stories you missed so far.
Hunter Biden and First Lady Malania Trump are in a
little bit of trouble. Well, he is, she's not. Sounds
like there's going to be a defamatory lawsuit, and he
accused her of being part of Epstein or whatever. So
I don't I think she look I hate to I'm
not like trying to cast any shade on her, but
I think she's too old to be one of the
(08:58):
Epstein girls right based on when she was. Didn't she
in her fifties? Yeah, But that's just how could he
have child trafficked her. If they're about the same age,
it doesn't make Haters don't care for accuracy or any
of that. They don't even want you to question them.
They just want you to believe what.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The Toronto Film Festival is cutting in October seventh documentary
because they didn't want to offend Hamas. That's fun. M hmm.
Interesting report today, the bombshell FBI timeline report exposing the
political interference in the Clinton corruption probe. I really worry that,
even though now we've got all this like evidence and stuff,
(09:35):
that they're not going to do anything about it. And
I don't know, but but you know, apparently they're going
to drag Hillary out in front of Congress.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
You are worrying about it though, right, so at least
you're doing something worrying.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, No, it's true. That always helps. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Have you worried like a lot or you just worry
like a half ass worry.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Kind of a half ass one.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I think you need to worry more. If you worry harder,
I think it'll help.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
If you have ever given money to the Republicans, there's
a pretty good chance Google has flagged you your emails
and put you in a spreadsheet. Oh really, yeah, Google
did that, kind of like how the DOJ investigated people
for going to Catholic masts, Like why why are these
people being what did they do? It didn't seems like
a waste energy to try to treat them like criminals.
(10:17):
But I guess that's the point. You know, how tricky
the world's getting out.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You don't know what to believe, if you can believe
anything now thanks to AI and you know, liars right
on the internet, just full of them. Yesterday or the
day before, I guess I read a headline. I don't
know if it's funny like Babylon B kind of headline.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I do like that it's real.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But I think the headline said something about the fact
that X has banned Groc because of something Groc said
or did.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's probably not quite accurate.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It doesn't sound likely, but it's such a mixed up world.
I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
A few weeks ago, there was an incident where Groc
meunt like broke and the CEO of X goot fired
for this. Groc started saying Nazi stuff. What what most
of us assume happened was that one of the software
programmers went rogue and wanted to make Elon look bad.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Or was that its default setting.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Was Nazism Nazi I think it's kind of unlikely that
the default setting for GROC was fascism from the mid
to early twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's pretty entertaining the fact that some artificial intelligence entity
out there is being chastised by some social media network.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, speaking of Babylon B, there's a fun story today
about the nine best camping spots in California, and then
when you click the link, it's just homeless en camp.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's oh yeah, And New Orleans is going the other direction.
I don't know. If you heard New Orleans homelessness near
an all time record, lowe who was in charge of that.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It would probably be Jeff Landry over there.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't think it's the New Orleans Police chief, city
council may or any of those people.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I'll tell you why. One thing I've noticed is no,
it's not Jeff Landry is a guy that's actually getting
stuff done in that state. There are people in the
Louisiana government, in the New Orleans government I do not like.
I do like Cajun Trump though, And that's Jeff Landry.
I think he's doing all right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Reporters recently asked the police chief of Washington, d C.
About their chain of command, and she asked, what is that?
And then later in the same press conference, she told
the reporters she had a question for them. Anybody know
what's up with these black and white cars that go
(12:38):
oo oo? What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Nobody knows? Yeah, very odd news story today about a woman.
If you thought the fart thing was weird, wait, don't
you hear how this lady makes a letting women delightfully
mysterious or backcrap crazy?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And yes, if you chose all of the above, that
you win.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
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or wink wink, you know what that means. Yeah, all right,
today we tell you the story of Lana Madison. Lana
Madison is a real life honeytrap, but not for politicians
(13:37):
or for honey badgers. No, Billy I had a honeytrap
is a woman who's really sexy and hot, and she
tricks you into telling her things you're not supposed to say.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh so she's just a chick, all right, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But this one makes her living in an odd way.
She gets paid by other men's girlfriends to see if
they're cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, yeah, I'm familiar with it. She she's made an actual,
you know, a job out of this. But some people
do occasionally ask their girlfriends, you know, like you go
over to my boyfriend. He doesn't know. You go over
to my boyfriend and flirt with him and see what
he does.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
That's what they do. They look like this. She looks
like this, billy yellow. Yeah, very very attractive woman. She
has about seventy thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I want to say this about my prelean, my wife.
If if that woman walked up to me and started
flirt with me and I didn't react, she'd think something
was wrong with me. She plean had probably hit that, okay,
But Billy, if a very attractive woman in her twenties
(14:44):
with a thin little waist and big breasts and a
round thing in your face came up to you and
started throwing game at you, wouldn't you be a little suspicious?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I would say it's what I think too, And eventually
she's just gonna get or ask you for money. Yeah,
because you know he's a woman. Exactly, No, she says,
she won't even have a conversation with you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
People. She said she gets paid by other women to
approach their boyfriend's husbands and fiances. She slides into their
inboxes and flirts with them to see if they'll flirt back.
Spoiler alert, A lot of them will, She says. Quote.
I didn't plan to become a real life honeytrap, but
once a few girls online saw what I look like
and what I do for work, they realized I'm the
ultimate temptation.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And how much does she make at this?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
She reportedly charges five thousand dollars to test a boyfriend's
loyalty using the man's social media or phone info. Within hours,
she's sliding into DMS and sending back evidence of any
flirtation or foul play.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
She didn't even go out to the bar and sit
next to him. And maybe you see if you'll buy
her ank. She does this from home.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's twenty twenty five, bubba.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
She never has to leave the house, and she won't
five thousand dollars a pop. No, no, people, come on,
what happened to the work ethnic in this country?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You know the craziest thing about that bill? Yet? Is it?
The fact that she's doing this on the internet means
you could do it for a living.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's true? Sure?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I mean, well, first you'd have to understand how AI works,
and then you could use an AI filter on yourself
to make yourself appear like one of these women. Does that?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You know, I could also do that as myself, you know,
because there are men out there who would like to
know if their man is cheating on them. Oh that
is you know.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'd love to disagree with you, but I think I
think you might actually be right about that. Of course,
I am a shockingly large number of women out there
suspicious that their husband might be gay or bisexual, And well,
how else do you figure that out? You know, I'll
work on it for you.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Republicans just want sexy white girls with perfectly rounds in
their ads.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fast shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. An
ugly people. If they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson
I will admit this is a pretty good song to
play when you want to talk about oil and gas
or just gas.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What kind of gas are we talking about? Westchit is crude.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Look, it's funny you asked that question. Is going to
be crude. It's all right. I wanted to talk about
this woman. She's found an odd way to make money.
It's a very strange way to make money. And I
don't agree with it. I don't approve of it. I
don't think it's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But she claims she just like a chick with the
candles that smelled like the you know, the you know the.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Gwyneth Paltrow sells a product on her website called this
candle smells like my vagina. No, it's not who we're
talking about now, we're talking about No this You're going
to beg for Gwyneth Paltrow smelly vagina candle after I
don't think so. A woman with purple hair, who looks
like she's never had a meal that wasn't McDonald's, she's
never been to a gym in her life. Just a
terribly ugly, overweight, disgusting, vile pig of.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
A woman is less than attractive Let's say she.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Said she couldn't find any money. She needs a So
this is what she came up with today.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I sold a fart, Yeah, a fart for five hundred dollars.
He said how much? I said five hundred. He goes
five hundred for a fart? I said, yeah, five hundred.
And in my head I was thinking, there's no way
in hell he's gonna pay five hundred dollars for a fart. Yeah,
he paid five hundred dollars for a fart.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Keep me, give me, fu give me that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
There's some people go on the internet just expecting that
there are dumber people than them on the internet, and
so they'll just tell any old story, and I think
people will believe them.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I believe her, I know you do. Have you ever
met what Peter J understand people are buying bathwater.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I believe she may have had that conversation, but I
don't think anybody gave her five hundred dollars. And what
did the uh what did she use to? What kind
of container does one gassious expulsion resign in?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I guarantee it's just a glass jar, maybe a plastic back.
I don't know, not as interesting as you'd probably think.
I believe her. Did he get to watch her install
the fart for five hundred bucks? You got to assume
you got to be there when it's delivered. It probably would, yeah,
because how do you know it's not her boyfriend's fart
or somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And then you're a sucker because you just pit five
hundred dollars for some dude's fart. What do you think
you're paying it even hot? I mean, I know, why
would you want anybody fart? But at least you know
if it was Anna Paulina Luna's fart, you'd probably pay
for it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, you remember, you hate this story. You hate this story.
But I once met a woman who claimed to make
a living as a dominatrix, and she said her top
client would pay her to use him as a porta potty. Yeah,
and he would pay, and he would, and he paid
thousands of dollars for this a month.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
But at least there's physical evidence of the existence of
that particular sexual deviancy.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'll give you another example of why humanity is not
worth saving. And if you don't believe that, believe this.
There's a new trend involving adults using pacifiers. Dentists are
gritting their teeth pun intended.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Wasn't it because of ecstasy for a while that people
were doing that?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Good memory that was in the nineties. Yeah, Well, there's
a bizarre new fat about adults popping pacifiers like babies
soothing practice. They call it very popular in China right now.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It just ain't part of that safe space crap, is it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I don't know because they're Chinese, so they don't really
have that over there.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, but maybe they have something like it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The silicone soothers are being pitched as sleep aids and
stress relievers. According to South China Morning Post, they pay
ten to wand that's a dollar forty for a jaw dropp.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Weird that the Chinese money's called Mexican guy's name.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I always thought some would get that, but they spell
it different with a y. They spell it anyway. They
swear the passifiers have helped ease their ADHD symptoms. They
support weight loss. They even curb the urge to smoke.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So they suggest that when you're laying in bed late
at night and you're tossing and turning and can't drift off.
Just if you put something in your mouth out and
suck on it, Yeah, that would help you fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, that's they claim. Yeah, so this has been a
big thing in China, but now white kids in America
are doing it too.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Weird. I know people that have been doing that for
the years.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Why does he Why don't get it? What is he
talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Pay much attention to what he said. I don't think
you up to it neither.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, okay, I won't anyway. In the meantime, Wisconsin, congratulations,
everybody gets a free burger. The Brewers are in hamburger Heaven.
The team picked up its twelfth straight win on Wednesday,
in a twelve to five victory over the Pirates.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I guess when they came up with his promotion, they
thought they'd never no way in Helle have win twelve
games straight. I mean, it's the Milwaukee Brewers. For gods,
they come up, they've never been good. Yeah, and then
they just did.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
They did. They just secured free burgers for the entire
state of Wisconsin from a local chain called George Webb.
And I gotta tell you, I've spent a lot of
time in Wisconsin. I've never been to George. I never
even heard of it. George Webb.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I've never been up there, but I'm not familiar with
it either. Do you think it's possible that some of
the other teams that they were playing lost on purpose
just to set them up for this.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Just to screw over this company or whatever they lose too.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I mean, if they win two more games, they're responsible
for feeding the entire state, and I think i'd like
to see it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know how, Bill Miller Barbecue only exists in San
Antonio in certain parts of Austin.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But I heard of it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Apparently, George Webb is a thing in the Milwaukee area,
and this game them free burgers or whatever. Goes back
to the forties. George Webb boldly predicted a twelve game
winning streak for Milwaukee's team, first the Braves, later the Brewers,
and famously said the city's deserved a free burger if
it ever happened. He didn't promise it outright, but in
Milwaukee now the promises are being kept. Webb had to
(05:42):
honor its word twice since then. First, when the Brewers
set a record thirteen straight wins in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh, they have done this before.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
They gave out one hundred and sixty eight thousand burgers
in twenty eighteen. It happened, and now they got to
do it again.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So when you go get your free burger, did they
check your name off of a list who's in jawe
of the master list and making sure that I don't
come back and get a second burger for free because
you didn't remember I got the first one.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh, it's a good question. It's this nice guy, his
name Schindler. Schindler keeps the list. Let's see, he's a
list maker. Yeah, you go in, you give him your name,
he puts you on the list. Well, could go wrong, Yeah, exactly. Anyway,
apparently it's fool proof. So that's great.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh is it? Let me ask you this real quick,
just something a noodle on after we head to another break.
Do you think it is okay if a sitting president
alters the depiction of American history to fit his own views?
Or is it a little unsettling if something like that
were to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Give me an example, which president then I'll decide.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, of course, Donald Trump has called for an internal
review of the Smithsonian museums to bend their depiction of
history to match what he wants the cultural image of
America to be. By our two hundred and fiftieth anniversary next.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
July, it is going to be changed.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But did anybody well like the way they have depicted
the January sixth the situation. Some people say a riot,
Some people say it was an attempt to take over
of the American democracy. It seems a little dramatic. Some
people think it was just, you know, kind of one
of those larks. Well, something that happened. Anyway, My point being,
(07:25):
they're accusing Trump of wanting to adjust an alter history.
Should one sitting president be allowed to do that? We
asked Barack Obama about it and all those statues that
were torn down many years ago, and he said he
didn't think Trump should be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But didn't he say it was okay to take down
all the statues? Well, yes, of course. Seems like it's
kind of the exact same thing that they're describing and
accusing Trump of doing.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It seems like it, But when they tell you about it,
they'll tell you it's not.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Uh, and they're really smart after that, Yeah, did you
spend your time getting off up for a party. Why
go messing yourself up by getting drunk. Stay sober.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It looks better on Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Burger Burger, Burger, Burger Burger's very entertaining. I don't know
who that band is, but I bet they're going to
be a rock and ball pretty soon. Opening up for
Cowboy Mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
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That's a blast.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
That is a good time.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Some of the fun news stories you missed so far.
Hunter Biden and First Lady Malania Trump are in a
little bit of trouble. Well, he is, she's not. Sounds
like there's going to be a defamatory lawsuit, and he
accused her of being part of Epstein or whatever. So
I don't I think she look I hate to I'm
not like trying to cast any shade on her, but
I think she's too old to be one of the
(08:58):
Epstein girls right based on when she was. Didn't she
in her fifties? Yeah, But that's just how could he
have child trafficked her. If they're about the same age,
it doesn't make Haters don't care for accuracy or any
of that. They don't even want you to question them.
They just want you to believe what.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The Toronto Film Festival is cutting in October seventh documentary
because they didn't want to offend Hamas. That's fun. M hmm.
Interesting report today, the bombshell FBI timeline report exposing the
political interference in the Clinton corruption probe. I really worry that,
even though now we've got all this like evidence and stuff,
(09:35):
that they're not going to do anything about it. And
I don't know, but but you know, apparently they're going
to drag Hillary out in front of Congress.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
You are worrying about it though, right, so at least
you're doing something worrying.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, No, it's true. That always helps. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Have you worried like a lot or you just worry
like a half ass worry.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Kind of a half ass one.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I think you need to worry more. If you worry harder,
I think it'll help.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
If you have ever given money to the Republicans, there's
a pretty good chance Google has flagged you your emails
and put you in a spreadsheet. Oh really, yeah, Google
did that, kind of like how the DOJ investigated people
for going to Catholic masts, Like why why are these
people being what did they do? It didn't seems like
a waste energy to try to treat them like criminals.
(10:17):
But I guess that's the point. You know, how tricky
the world's getting out.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You don't know what to believe, if you can believe
anything now thanks to AI and you know, liars right
on the internet, just full of them. Yesterday or the
day before, I guess I read a headline. I don't
know if it's funny like Babylon B kind of headline.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I do like that it's real.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But I think the headline said something about the fact
that X has banned Groc because of something Groc said
or did.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's probably not quite accurate.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It doesn't sound likely, but it's such a mixed up world.
I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
A few weeks ago, there was an incident where Groc
meunt like broke and the CEO of X goot fired
for this. Groc started saying Nazi stuff. What what most
of us assume happened was that one of the software
programmers went rogue and wanted to make Elon look bad.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Or was that its default setting.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Was Nazism Nazi I think it's kind of unlikely that
the default setting for GROC was fascism from the mid
to early twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's pretty entertaining the fact that some artificial intelligence entity
out there is being chastised by some social media network.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, speaking of Babylon B, there's a fun story today
about the nine best camping spots in California, and then
when you click the link, it's just homeless en camp.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's oh yeah, And New Orleans is going the other direction.
I don't know. If you heard New Orleans homelessness near
an all time record, lowe who was in charge of that.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It would probably be Jeff Landry over there.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't think it's the New Orleans Police chief, city
council may or any of those people.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I'll tell you why. One thing I've noticed is no,
it's not Jeff Landry is a guy that's actually getting
stuff done in that state. There are people in the
Louisiana government, in the New Orleans government I do not like.
I do like Cajun Trump though, And that's Jeff Landry.
I think he's doing all right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Reporters recently asked the police chief of Washington, d C.
About their chain of command, and she asked, what is that?
And then later in the same press conference, she told
the reporters she had a question for them. Anybody know
what's up with these black and white cars that go
(12:38):
oo oo? What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Nobody knows? Yeah, very odd news story today about a woman.
If you thought the fart thing was weird, wait, don't
you hear how this lady makes a letting women delightfully
mysterious or backcrap crazy?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And yes, if you chose all of the above, that
you win.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
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today we tell you the story of Lana Madison. Lana
Madison is a real life honeytrap, but not for politicians
(13:37):
or for honey badgers. No, Billy I had a honeytrap
is a woman who's really sexy and hot, and she
tricks you into telling her things you're not supposed to say.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh so she's just a chick, all right, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But this one makes her living in an odd way.
She gets paid by other men's girlfriends to see if
they're cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, yeah, I'm familiar with it. She she's made an actual,
you know, a job out of this. But some people
do occasionally ask their girlfriends, you know, like you go
over to my boyfriend. He doesn't know. You go over
to my boyfriend and flirt with him and see what
he does.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
That's what they do. They look like this. She looks
like this, billy yellow. Yeah, very very attractive woman. She
has about seventy thousand followers.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I want to say this about my prelean, my wife.
If if that woman walked up to me and started
flirt with me and I didn't react, she'd think something
was wrong with me. She plean had probably hit that, okay,
But Billy, if a very attractive woman in her twenties
(14:44):
with a thin little waist and big breasts and a
round thing in your face came up to you and
started throwing game at you, wouldn't you be a little suspicious?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I would say it's what I think too, And eventually
she's just gonna get or ask you for money. Yeah,
because you know he's a woman. Exactly, No, she says,
she won't even have a conversation with you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
People. She said she gets paid by other women to
approach their boyfriend's husbands and fiances. She slides into their
inboxes and flirts with them to see if they'll flirt back.
Spoiler alert, A lot of them will, She says. Quote.
I didn't plan to become a real life honeytrap, but
once a few girls online saw what I look like
and what I do for work, they realized I'm the
ultimate temptation.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
And how much does she make at this?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
She reportedly charges five thousand dollars to test a boyfriend's
loyalty using the man's social media or phone info. Within hours,
she's sliding into DMS and sending back evidence of any
flirtation or foul play.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
She didn't even go out to the bar and sit
next to him. And maybe you see if you'll buy
her ank. She does this from home.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's twenty twenty five, bubba.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
She never has to leave the house, and she won't
five thousand dollars a pop. No, no, people, come on,
what happened to the work ethnic in this country?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You know the craziest thing about that bill? Yet? Is it?
The fact that she's doing this on the internet means
you could do it for a living.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's true? Sure?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I mean, well, first you'd have to understand how AI works,
and then you could use an AI filter on yourself
to make yourself appear like one of these women. Does that?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You know, I could also do that as myself, you know,
because there are men out there who would like to
know if their man is cheating on them. Oh that
is you know.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'd love to disagree with you, but I think I
think you might actually be right about that. Of course,
I am a shockingly large number of women out there
suspicious that their husband might be gay or bisexual, And well,
how else do you figure that out? You know, I'll
work on it for you.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Republicans just want sexy white girls with perfectly rounds in
their ads.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
We're here to say no to that.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Democrats are a party of ugly ass people, and we
want representation. You know, maybe some non binary Latino midgets,
maybe a couple of fast shamikas eating fried chicken and
fighting at a carnival cruise or a waffle house. An
ugly people. If they're too ugly to go outside, that's
our people.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
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