Will Trump Host An Award Show - THU 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To another edition of the Walton and Johnson Radio Experience.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Can you talking?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Foy? Ugein here? Sit down, drink this coffee. He's filled
with cocaena. My mother drew at herself.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hi, everybody, welcome back. It's uh, it's the the last
hour of the show for today, and well it's good
news and bad news. There kind of a bittersweet moment
because while we still have another hour to go more
entertainment of the highest caliber as far as radio is concerned.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
The bad news is is this part?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
What? Oh you act like you don't want to celebrate
celebrity birthdays, but I know you do. Which celebrity? Well,
what about Brianna hildebrand Man?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You don't like.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Negasnic whatever that is?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Wait, who's that mega sonic that sounds.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Rain Age Warhead and Deadpool?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh that sounded racist. It's a Marvel comic character. It's
twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
How's she a teenage warhead? The actress is, but she's
playing that. Yes, she looks young.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
See, Hollywood is always tricking us.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
You know, it's always weird when you're on a date
with a girl and you need to sign a permission
slip for her because she looks too young.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Ye no, that's weird. Yeah, that's just Tim Tebow, what
about him? Everybody take a knee real quick and say.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Happy birthday, Tim.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's different. It's not the Colin Kaepernick kind of taking
a knee. I'm okay with it when he does it.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Heray, Well, you know, Kamala Harris took a knee, Tim,
Tim Tebow took a knee. It's completely different, you know,
But that's what happens. Monica Lewinsky took a knee, different reasons,
Mila Couness. I know you guys don't care about her anymore.
She's forty two years old now, a little too old
for you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Didn't she get into trouble because she asked to judge
to go easy on Danny Masterson after he trafficked all
those girls.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't know if she was in trouble, but I
do believe that she did that. It was a bad
look for her, bad look. Yea, yeah, don't traffic little girls.
That's a that's bad for your career. Huh. Halle Berry
fifty nine and anybody's still interested in her?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Still very beautiful, but I haven't seen her in anything
in a while. So actually, I don't know if she's
still beautiful.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is she'd wanted some trouble because she said to French
guy's wife's dude.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, that's that's Candice Owens.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
They're not.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
No, that's racist. Now you're being raisedst I agree with mister.
Oh yeah, those two don't even look alike.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Susan Olsen from The Brady Bunch. She was little Cindy.
Now she's sixty.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Four, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Sarah Brightman from Fantom of the Opera Fame broad she's
sixty five.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Marcia Gay harden Low her name. She's sixty six. Magic Johnson,
also sixty six. He's still alive.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Wow, It's almost like HIV and AIDS aren't real because
we were told us, Yeah, how is he still going?
He's held Wait a second, he outlived Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Uh, Jacques Hey remember her from a well Sister sister
House of Payne.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Uh sister never knew how much I misschief.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
She's sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Um, No, not that guy, not him. Danielle Steele, the author,
she's seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Wait, that's a check. I always thought that was I
always right it as daniel Steele. That's Danielle. That's a girl.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's a girl.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Antonio Fargas. Anybody even know.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
That guy Bendaris he'll be Bear Oh from Shaft, no
U Stark, Skinning Hutch sorry Starchy and Hutch.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, I'm aware of it.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, he's seventy nine. Huggy Bear was his name.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, Snoop Dogg played him. He was good.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
This is the Saint James seventy nine. Steve Martin, Wow,
that crazy guy, he's eighty. How wild do you think
he gets these days?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I mean he's still working, he's still starring in things
that are successful.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
The murders in the hotel or whatever it's called.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Is he basically trying to let us know that him
and that other guy are gay lovers and have been
oldest time?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Danny Ackroyd, No, that other guy, Chevy Chase, No One,
Bill Murray, the one he's into commercial with where they're
on dates and they're using the credit card.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't know the gash now.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I mean everybody that uses a credit card is gay,
kind of like everyone who plays golf is a pervert.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, it's true. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Lynn Cheney, the wife of well you know who, Dick Dick,
She's eighty four, still beautiful, dash Craft of Seels and
Craft Fameous eighty five. His first name is dash. I
always thought that was a good name. That is cool
no longer with us. David Crosby and Alice Ghostly, who
is on both Bewitched and Designing Women. It is National

(04:39):
tattoo Removal Day. I have a friend who announced yesterday
on Facebook that she is having her tattoos removed. I
don't know how many she had, because I'm not that
nosy about women's tattoos.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
That is right.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It is National tattoo Removal Day to day, and unfortunately,
we have a thing prepared for that, and unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah it sucks.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, but we paid our producer to spend a lot
of time on this and we only got one day
a year to use it.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
So go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I didn't want to do this on the show today,
but anyway, it's National tattoo Removal Day. So here's a
song about it.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Eddie rushed himself to get a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh God, got a new girlfriend. Now he feels like
a fool.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
We don't have to do this. He can't change Betty
to look like Mary Loo don't get her name tattooed
on it.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
She is hard, broken, not good. I've hurt.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm not even trying now.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Ed is left, armis swollen.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
But he skipped a whole verse to go to the
bridge too long that it should have been over by now.
I think Tom Petty just came back to life and
then killed himself.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Again because of that.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
That would work.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Rest in peace, Tom Petty.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
All right, it's time for today in history, and it's
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Speaker 2 (06:01):
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Speaker 3 (06:06):
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Speaker 1 (06:18):
We got the jackets, the hoodies, the fanny pack.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Somebody sent me a picture of their Golf of America
fanny pack earlier. That was all she was wearing. I mean,
he looked great on her. Where was she wearing it
around her waist? Turned in the back of the front.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, she was at the beach. Is that you're asking that?
No anyway?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
And on National Creamsicle Day, it's a great day to
go to I LOVEWJ dot com and shop on this
day in history. Back in seventeen and fifty six, it's
a long time ago. John Locke, a fellow name of
Daniel Boone, married a sixteen year old child. She was
the oldest woman alive at the time. Nobody said anything
about it.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, it wasn't a big deal back then.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Her name was Rebecca and they married for fifty six
years and had them ten young'uns. And then she finally
sued him for statutory rate. He was still always a
little more fond of Mingo. I'm afraid who's Mingo? You'd
have to see the TV show.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Fast forwarding to seventeen ninety five, George Washington signed a
treaty with the Brits Loser and today. In eighteen seventy three,
the first issue of Field and Stream magazine was published.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
That, yeah, do they still do that today?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
In nineteen thirty five, FDR signed the Social Security Act.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
And today, in nineteen forty five, Japan's unconditional surrender was
made public by the end of World War but not
everybody knew that there were still Japanese soldiers that were
hiding out in the jungle, and they stayed there for
decades because nobody ever bothered to tell them it.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Was over June tight all over again.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's not juneteenth, mister. Today.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
In nineteen seventy five, the Rocky Horror Picture Show premiered
in London. I love it, and everybody was doing the
time warp again. Let's do it now, you want to
Why did they say they were doing the time warp again?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Did they do the time warp before that? Well, it's
a time warp. Even if it's the first time you've
done it. You can go back in time and you
can do it again.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
You mean, like that thing Anna Polina Luna. It is
not like interdimensional travel. Sure wait so Anna Polina Luna
is not crazy. Actually there was a whole song all right, astounding,
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Today in nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Uh, why are you going to talk? Because we're not
a music chow. I'm just going to play it quietly
in the background while I talk. Today in nineteen eighty five,
really insulting. Take today in nineteen eighty five, Michael Jackson
paid forty seven million dollars for the rights to the
majority of the Beatles catalog, And didn't that piss off Paul?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
And then somebody bought his records.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
And then somebody bought Taylor Swift's catalog.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Today, in two thousand and three, a major power outage
knocked out power to fifty million people in the US
and Canada. That means it affected forty nine million, nine
hundred and ninety nine thousand Americans and some guy in Canada.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh poor baby. Yeah, that'll just go to show you.
When we tell you you need to get one in generators,
you need to give one of them generators what you need.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Wait a second, Should I go to that generator place?
We often wreck the Supercenter well, or whichever one we're
advertised locally here. Of course that's the one I would use.
You know, the best place to get a generator is
the one that we recommend when we go to commercial
break on this radio, Sharon to Now. It's not always
the same place, depending on where you live or what
you're doing. We checked them out a hit of tie, but.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
One thing is for sure, it's definitely the best.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well Hamas is dodging missiles. These dudes are dodging their neighbors.
H Oa fines. This is the Walton and Johnson Show.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
What's that from?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
You ever heard of Hoyd action?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, tell me what that means?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Bony finger New Yorky fingers to the bone. You get
boney fingers. It's this Where have you been all your life?
You missed out all all the good stuff. Canny, you
got here too late.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I don't get it. What is that? Hoyd?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Exton's son listens to our show from New Orleans. He
emails us occasionally, and we're friends on Facebook. Who is
Hoyd at? What the hell are you guys talking about?
Embarrassing like saying who is Elvis? Or who was? Uh? Well,
somebody you like the Commodorees. You keep talking about them?
Whoever that is?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Everybody knows who Elvis is, Guys, Elvis Costello and the
Attractions they wrote, they wrote pump it up there.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
That's a great band, dude.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
This wonder why people always mean to you When I
think of Elvis, this is I think of the same
thing everybody always thinks. A woman yesterday was talking about
how her her sister gave up at life. I was like,
what do you mean, like she killed herself? She said, no,
she just quit trying. She got bangs. Oh no, I
never heard of this before. So if a woman goes

(10:39):
out and gets bangs, that means she gave up at life.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You know what I'm saying, Bang bangs? Mister Kenneth helped
me out here is it's a hairstyle. It a short
short in the front line, like a mullet, but for chicks.
And there's different kinds of bangs. I think they're talking
about a specific kind of uh bangs that you know
aren't attractive. Have to agree with.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
That, Okay, So like, how else do you know when
a chick gave up at life?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
She dates Kenny boy.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I gotta tell you a lot of women are giving
up at life these days.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Then sometimes you frown on the fact that I'm mentioning
celebrities in the news at this time of day.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, it's the right time for it.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I think, let's look at this the way it works,
these celebrities are they're not really any different than us,
other than you know, the fame and you know, riches
and all of that. The celebrities. I got a list
of these unusual things that celebrities collect. Sure, we all
probably collect something the skulls of hobos for some reason.

(11:41):
Kenny likes the skulls of No, you you're synthesizers.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I own many dozens of them, a lot.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I would say. You're a collector new and old.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Nicholas Cage likes to collect haunted houses. I've heard that
about him, But apparently that's not a good investment, not really. No,
let's see Tom Hanks type. He has over three hundred
vintage typewriters from all over the world. Yeah, and he
uses them. He types letters on them and gives them

(12:11):
as gifts. Reese Witherspoon has a vast collection of antique
embroidered clothing, dresses, jackets, you know, all that kind of.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Stuff, like just vintage clothing that seems like a pretty
common one.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
No, that's racist.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
What that sounds like, you know, Southern heritage kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
My no, No, you go to that hipster your neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
They'll sell old rolling Stone and Beatles t shirts for
two hundred bucks a poff.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
You ever see that.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Reese says it's a way for her to stay in
touch with her southern heritage. Oh, no, you're right. Yeah,
that's racist. Yeah, mister, I's right, walk I walk that back. Yeah,
here's a weird one, Panila, They're all weird. Penelope Cruz
is obsessed with coat hangers. Oh God, don't tump shape
sizes designs. She finds beauty and the craftsmanship of a

(12:56):
quality coat hanger.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
A liberal white woman who donates money to plan Arnhood
said she likes code hangers.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Well, these were I'm surprised you. Angelina Joelee Connects collects knives.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, that doesn't she doesn't. She like to drink blood.
That's exactly what you'd assume and attack her ex husbands.
That's the least shocking thing Aboutlton.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
John has over fifteen thousand pairs of anybody shoes, sunglasses.
I'm sure he probably has a lot of shoes too. Uh,
Steve Martin.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Why is it called a pair of glasses? It's one
I know. Do you ever think about that?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
And a pair of shoes, A pair of pair that is, yeah,
But a pair of sunglasses, that's.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
One thing makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Steve Martin, who we were just talking about a few
minutes ago. He just turned eighty. He has a fine
art collection, but He is also obsessed with banjos. Steve
Johns rare banjos. Steve Johnson has a fine art collection.
Martin Martin, Steve Martin, I'm talking to Steve Johnson. How
many banjos do you own, Steve, not a one, but
you've got art. I do have some, mart Yeah, I'd

(13:56):
like some more. Yeah, well that's why I'm still her
working to get in a then and banjo whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Quentin Tarantino collects vintage board games.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Like old creepy racist ones or something.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh, let's say you sure, let's go with that.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I bet he finds old board games where they have
the N word written on the cards, because he loves
the N word.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
You know what a creepiest stuff is in the attic.
Second creepiest stuff anybody's old storage shit. Yeah, like an
old one where the vines have grown over it, you know,
spiders have taken over, and there's some creepy stuff. And
get some of those dolls and those board games that
are possessed, you know, and like haunt you with an

(14:34):
evil spirit or something. We're a good time.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
When I where I grew up out in the Midwest,
out in the woods, there was an old shed out
there in the middle of nowhere. No, yeah, no one.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Could understand why I was there. And you'd go inside
and there were all these tin cans and bottles and stuff.
But one of the things we figured out as teenagers,
we could throw a keg party out there.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, and bring demons home with you.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
That would explain a lot. Actually, yeah, about a lot
of my weird problems. Now, starting to rethink my whole
life now that you said that.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't know if you heard Trump talking about the
Kennedy Awards, but he basically took over as the chairman
CEO of the Kennedy Awards. So yesterday he announced this
year's honoreese, which include George Strait, Sylvester Stallone kiss. George

(15:22):
Strait was.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
First Elriia Gaynor, and then he mispronounced the word kiss,
but he corrected himself as he said Chris, and then
he said kiss. And liberals on Twitter were so desperate
for something to talk about. Of course they were like Chris,
he said, Chris.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Where was a Gloria Gaynor? Oh? And Michael Crawford from
the phnom of the opera Fame. Trump also joked that
he always wanted to be honored at the Kennedy Awards,
but he waited and waited. It never happened. So now
that he is chairman, he's in control of it. Maybe
they'll honor him. He's McNee next year.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Guys. It was actually really funny. Why don't we let
him say it? Hang on?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Seventy eight to Kennedy's Center honors have been among the
most prestigious awards in the performing arts.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I wanted one.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I was never able to get one this year. I
would have taken it if they would have called me.
I waited and waited and waited, and.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I said, the hell with it.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I'll become chairman, Doug myself an honor. Maybe I'm going
to honor next year, will honor Trump?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Okay, you know how liberals don't get jokes, don't get it.
Do you think there's a liberal that heard him said
that and thought, wow, if we just give him a
Kennedy Center Honoree award, he never would have ran for president.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah. They just don't get it, do they. He did
announce it's going to be a big evening because he
has been this is he's like I was. I was
strong armed into hosting. They said, mister president you should host,
and I said I'm the president, No, I won't do it.
And then they said please and he said, Okay, that's
not really what you call strong arming, is it?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Not really?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, you know, hyperbole. It's more interesting than the truth.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Did anybody happen to notice that it's going to be
the best award show ever?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's like so great, everyone's talking about it.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
It's the biggest and the best, like no one's ever seen,
but nobody's.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Ever seen anything like it. Mm mmmmm, So that'll be
a good time.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I do want to watch that. I'd take a gander
that I never gave a damn about the Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Was seven night?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Is that on tonight? Yes? You know there's other stuff on.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
What channel is that on?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Is that on until December?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Hulu or something?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
December? Mmm? You'll figure it out by then.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Netflix.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Speaking of Netflix, Ron Howard directed the film hill Billy Elegy.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's about JD. Vance's twenty sixteen memoir.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Back before he was vice president, before he was senator,
he wrote a book about what it was like to
be a smart, overachieving, poor white kid in the rest belt.
And now Ron Howard, who took that book that he
thought really spoke to poor Middle American white folk. Yeah,
it has now occurred to him that that was divisive language.
What a terrible thing he's done, he says, it remains

(17:54):
a bit of a surprise to me. I wouldn't have
expected his rhetoric to be as divisive as it is sometimes.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
All the way through the book, and then he made
the movie, and all the way through the movie everything
was fine. And then he got to be vice president
of Trump and all of a sudden, it's just it's terrible.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
And he just occurred to him now that he did
something racist.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Isn't that weird diming? Isn't that weird timing? It's just
remarkable all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Ron Howard, who loved the story, loved Jade Vance, loved
what it represented, realized that this was actually a sentiment,
this mentality about America is that the heart of Maga.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Is that's a trouble.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
And then he realized he might accidentally be Maga. And
then he decided to go ahead and villify the whole thing, and.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's his projects.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's just amazing, Like wow, Ron, I mean, come on,
could you be anymore? I'm beginning to think that Ron
Howard guy's kind of a schmuck. I'm beginning to think
he's not the good brother. You know what, he might
need nuggies? Isn't that on the show put him in
a head lock? Is that what the fons did? Or
I don't get it? Probably huh, well, yeah, good, then
the Fawns was right. Give nuggies to Ron Howard.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
By the way, he speaking of Fonsie. And I know
this don't mean nothing to anybody else. But I don't
know if you've heard or not. Mike Rowe, the guy
that dirty jobs, that guy he has replaced Phonsie is
the most irritating commercial on the radio today, Mike row
have you heard about him dropping his phone in a toilet?

(19:19):
It's all over here every time you just drop my
phone in the toilet and blah blah blah, and then
he sells you some kind of other phone. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I like the commercials.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I feel like that's the best part of talk radio
and podcast because then you can of.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Them are But is no they they just killed it.
They do it to death, that's all.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Wow. So I guess now Henry Winkler is cool.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well, no, No, it's not that No. And now five
commercials featuring Henry Winkler.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.