Dangerous Women Running Amuck - TUE 6.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is interesting, America.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Can we get one of those what's up a little
gal to bring us coffee in the morning?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Give coffee right there? What do you need a girl
to bring it to you for? What are you gay, billyhead?
Let's get a girl to fetch us coffee? It just
don't you don't get you don't feel the need. You
don't you know this younger generation, I saw.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Why do we need a pretty young girl to bring
this coffee? We could just go get it ourselves. I
weep for mankind.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Billy, haad.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
You are older than me, you are more experienced me.
But I think there is one thing I know more
about than you, and that is getting a divorce. And
I could tell that you don't understand. I don't know
enough about to not do it. We get it right,
and sometimes you don't have a choice. But the point is,
spend enough time letting a woman do things for you,
and at some point it's gonna get used against you.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Billy ed, well, that's already true. Get a new gal
every month, hey, Billy, that way, they don't stack it up.
I love it. You'll appreciate this.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Analysts say America is experiencing a trailer park boom according
to a new report, and for once, they're not referring
to a meth lab explosion. I think that's great. Trailer
park boom, I get it. But RV parks are just
popping up everywhere too. I guess that's because you know,
people are getting more RVs too. I like RV's we
get out and get around. Frankly, I don't have a

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problem with trailers either. I mean, you know, it's convenient.
You can pick up your house and just leave whatever
you want.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It is handy to have wheels on it every now
and then. And then we just learned this.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
There's a volcano off the coast of California that might
erupt sometime very soon.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I mean, you just learned that. I've been telling you
about that all year, and until that happens, California's biggest
eruption remains Roseanne's waistline.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Just very sad what's going on over there.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
We pray for explosive Roseanne's explosive diarrhea would have been
a bigger blast.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, you're probably not wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I read a story yesterday that's been It's just been
with me all night last night. I just I just
hate this kind of thing, but I think we also
have to publicize it. I don't know if you remember
a song from Carrie Underwood Back of the Day called
Before He Cheats. It's about a gal that it was

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a little unhappy with her man, and she took a
baseball back to his car. There was a woman in Lexington,
Kentucky who apparently thought that was an instruction manual on
how to get back at your boyfriend. Apparently not the
first time that's happened, but what would happen this time?
Stephanie is her name, and she got in on a

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flight early last month. I guess she was this does
sound like a country songs, pretty bad, pretty mad spirit
airlines and probably so well. She was mad at the boy,
so she slashed his tires, beat up his car. By
the second fight they had, I'm guessing the first fight

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was over the car. Second fight was definitely over the car.
She smashed his wind she cracked his rear view mirror,
busted up his radio, which is a big no no.
That is not okay. Leave the radio alone, girl, Yeah,
we need that to make a living. Poured salt in
his engine and I don't know about the salt, but
I know sugar ain't good. I gotta think salt's not
good either. And this one, Praylean really liked. This one

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put a glitter in his air conditioning vents, so when
he turned it on, she looked like, you know, confetti
flying around in the car.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I actually think that's pretty funny. I got to admit
that you wouldn't if it was in your car. No,
but you know, still all the things she did. He
had to get it totaled.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I had to get it toad, and then the insurance
people totaled it. They said it would cost over twelve
thousand dollars to put it back, and I guess the
car just wasn't worth that much. And she immediately fessed
up that that's who. She even told the record driver
she did it and was pretty proud of herself. Now, ladies,

(04:01):
I want you to know, first of all, your anger
is misplaced. That car. That car didn't do anything to you.
But also you should know, being charged with all this
crime that she did, she is looking at life without parole.
So don't even think about doing this at your place.

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Do you want to spend the rest of your life
in prison?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Huh? I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Boy, Billy, and I had to correct you here on
this one, but that I do now, I think that's
life without parol. That sounds like maybe a year in
jail tops.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Criminal felony, mischief. Dude. I think if the judge drives
a nice car, especially if he's driving a classic, he's
throwing the book at this one. We got to make
an example of these gals before they think any of
them could just come after your car, my truck. That
ain't right life that they would go with the death
penalty if the damages had been over fifteen thousand. So

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she got off lucky. There life in prison again.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I hate to be Captain Buzz Killington of the SS
shut you down, But I don't think that's true, Billy yet.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't think that's what the punishment is.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Eh See, this is not a guy you want to
take with you when you try to bluff your way
through a poker game. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, I get it.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I look, it's not the truth we wanted, but it's
the most important thing.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Next woman that goes crazy psycho on you and starts
stalking you, and that could be any most probably happening.
Now she can go out there and just tap dance
all over your car, and I know I won't stop her.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Man, Billy, I got heads pretty close to home right there.
I'm just gotta leave that one alone.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Set an example. Now, it's got to like what Trump's
doing with Washington, d C. I don't know if you noticed.
They compared crime rate in Washington, d C. From the
last seven days to the seven days before that crime
already down.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, there is a lot of crime, you know, speaking
of injurious, violent women that you got to be worried about.
Billy d According to US Attorney Judge Jeanine, that's what
we call her. We call her Attorney Judge Jeanine janin Pero.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I like her.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
She's not the woman. By the way, she just announced
another woman was traveling from New York to Washington, d C.
To assassinate the president.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Everyone is Judge Janine. I just wanted to let you
know here from the United States Attorney's Office in d C. Then,
an individual by the name of Nathali Rose Jones is
now in custody charged with two federal crimes for knowingly
and willfully threatening to take the life of the President
of the United States. She did come from New York

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to Washington, d C. And she has been threatening and
calling for the removal of the president and even worse
as she got to d C. Her threats were on
Facebook and Instagram, and she continued to call the president
of terrorist and was working to have him eliminated. She

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is now in custody.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
She will be prosecuted. To the judge, Janine looks good,
doesn't she. She looks.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I mean, it's crazy to think, but working for the
government versus working Fox News, she looks more rested and
refreshed now than usually.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Fox dolls their gals up and has that special linz
on them, you know, for the older gals, especially to
make them soft lens. Yeah, soft and sweeter, and she
don't apparently she don't need that.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, good for Judge Janine. Excuse me us, attorney, Judge Jeanine.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Earlier we mentioned something and it's true. MSNBC has done
a rebranding. This, by the way, of all the news
stories today, although this might seem the most seemingly mundane,
is proof that we are winning. NBC News is owned
by NBC Universal, which is owned by Comcast, and that
that parachute there that that ladder of businesses no longer

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want to be associated with MSNBC. Right, MSNBC will still exist,
but now it's going to be called ms now ms
I heard.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
You say you that.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Now?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Does that mean like now like right away? Or does
the NW also stand for something?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I had thought it's did for something now Back in
the day, msnbcs is a Microsoft. Right used to be Yeah,
back in the nineties, MSNBC stood for Microsoft NBC National
Broadcast Company. Now it's ms now and Microsoft and NBC
no longer associated with it in any way whatsoever. Huh.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, So what does ms now stand for?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
As best as I could tell, it stands for misleading
stories nightly or weekly.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
That sounds about right, and they're being honest with you finally.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
And Joe Scarborough made the big announcement yesterday and he
didn't actually say it out loud. But the reason this
is happening is NBC News does not want to have
anything to do with a group and an organization that
has probably tainted their brand worse than stinkier than the well,
I won't go there.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
We have breaking news as it pertains to our network.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
This warning a new name for the network.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
By the end of the year, we will become ms NOW,
which stands from my source for news, opinion and the
world and look.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Agree to disagree. No, I don't think that's what it's
gonna be.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Okay, So they claim the reason why this is happening
is because the rebranding has to do with a new corporation.
Comcast owns NBC Universal, but Comcast also owns a company
called Versant. Versont owns, among other things, MSNBC and CNBC,
So they say they had to change the name of
MSNBC because it's no longer technically associated with NBC News.

(09:37):
Here's what's odd about that Versont also owns CNBC, and
CNBC is not changing their name. CNBC. Then the Financial
News network, which we watch sometimes. It's not terrible. It
seems to be at least occasionally objective.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Just so many letters. I've lost track of who's doing what,
fbidfwcchat A I about that.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
If you think man's confusing, Billy, I'd imagine being a
single guy nowadays and trying to figure out the difference
between an IUD and an IED.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'm still not sure.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, you'll know eventually. Walton and Johnson Radio Network days round.
That's why even bother after this, Oh what happened?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
We just got breakfast tacos delivered.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Look at these ingredients, egg, bacon, flower, tortilla.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
That's it right, Well, isn't that what you're ordered?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I asked for cheese, egg, bacon, and cheese a taco.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, I thought cheese was just assumed. They didn't put
cheese in it.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
There's no chee.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Look at yours, Billy. I'd look closely at it. Do
you see any cheddar? Is there any dairy on there?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't even want to touch it now.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Not only is it a lesser taco, but this is
offensive to the entire state of Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
These wouldn't want cheese?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Is the thinking that goes into that?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Do you not love the dairy farmers of America enough
to put them most important ingredient on there?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Just I don't even know what. How can this day
get any work?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Well?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I guess it could be raining. You know, they could
always be worse because Biden could still be president. That's scary. Huh.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Did you see what happened in seven days of Washington,
d C? What with the National Guard on the streets there.
I just told you the crime went lay down one
week to the last. I'm looking at the wrong numbers.
Have you seen the wrong numbers?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Robbery?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I just know crime was down.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Robbery forty six percent, carjackings eighty three.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Percent on eighty three percent.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Down, Yeah, down, I mean violent crime dropped twenty two
percent in a week. All they did was have guys
in uniforms stand around. We were going to pay these
guys anyway. Why not they was already on the on
the building. Not quite so peaceful in New York.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
New York, Yeah, there was a bar shooting about three
point thirty in the morning, probably four shooters involved, they think,
three dead, nine more injured at three point thirty in
the morning in Brooklyn, and no description of what the
shooters may or may not look like. I'm pretty sure

(12:13):
you can figure it out. They said it's a a
Caribbean club of some kind that was open at three
thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
By Caribbean music.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Caribbean music maybe maybe, yeahh and so, yeah, three dead,
nine injured, still looking for the shooters. Technically that that
would be considered a slow night in Chicago, Oh sure, Yeah,
in New York, you know, they're like, moon, make a
big deal about it because we're New York.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
She's just standing around and joining. You're a fruity drink
with a little umbrella in it. Maybe it's got a
pineapple garnish, maybe a cherry or two.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I don't know what they do Caribbean clubs except you know,
shoot each other. That just happened.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
The lady's got the ruffles on her sleeve. She's dance
a lot of cleavage there. Yeah, extic music playing in.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
The background where they shimmy their shoulders and makes the
boobs all wonky.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I think they have to think so yeah wonky indeed.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
And then all of a sudden, some nutjob comes in
and interrupts your fruity cocktail. What the hell needs that?
I mean, nobody needs that. Yeah, I know, I hate
fruity cocktails. What I ordered a bourbon or something, but
he'd given the option. You know, nobody asked us, did
they They never do.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
No.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Meanwhile, in Rhode Island, this prosecutor got into trouble. The
police approached her, and she would probably imagine she did
the oddest thing. The story goes like this is stay
prosecutor for Rhode Island demanded Newport police officers shut off
their body worn cameras. She was being thrown in the
back of a cruiser for trespassing. She told the cops

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they were going to regret it if they didn't take
off their body cameras.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Why what's she gonna do? She going to take out
her tatas.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
The weird thing about threatening someone to turn off their
body cameras, as it implies you're already being recorded.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, and that's for your own safety, ma'am. Right, make
sure the cops don't do something.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
The story involves Special Assistant Attorney General Devin Hogan Flanagin.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Right, there's the problem. They got all these people out
there that have job titles that start with special. I'm
a special Assistant, special Investigator, Special Forces, Special Crime that
everybody thinks they're all special now, and you don't get
to tell special people how to act well.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Special Assistant Attorney General Deputy Devin Hogan flan again was
hanging out with her friend Veronica Hannon. They were hanging
out outside the Clark cook House restaurant. This happened Thursday night,
and there was a responding call about an unwanted party
at the restaurant. So it turns out Devon the attorney
special assistant blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, she was

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caught hurling a series of threats and trying to intimidate
officers with their job title.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Very chaotic body camera footage. It's gone viral on the internet.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Cops arrived, Prosecutors told officers, quote, I want you to
turn your body camera off. Call is that you turn
it off. It's a citizen's request that you turn it off.
I've never heard of that before.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Probably just made that up. Yeah, women will do that.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I've ever heard people say, like if it's an undercover cop,
you have to tell me.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
If you're a cop, that's that's not true. If I
ask you, you lie, then none of this counts. And
I'm sure this isn't true either.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
They want you to leave.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Let's just leave, an officer told Flann again in hand
and asking the women to walk away. A cop then
could be heard in the clip asking a man at
the eateries host station if he wanted the woman removed
from the presence premises anything we could do trespass you
ask cuff them please.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
They wanted both of these.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Bougie white women wearing expensive dresses to leave. Not the
kind of people you expect this behavior from blonde women.
You know, girls, they look a lot like Bravo ladies,
like pretty, but middle aged, like older, too old to
be acting like this.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
WU girls do age. They just don't grow up.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Well that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
But when I think of WU girls, I usually think
of like twenty somethings at.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
A Drake concert. These were twenty years ago. Twenty years ago, am, yeah,
and they're still that.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
After a continued struggle getting the women to leave the restaurant,
repeated requests from cops to turn off their body cameras,
Hannon tells cops that Flanagan is an explative lawyer, so
she knows what kind of a lawyer's explative.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I don't know what they do.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I mean she swore billy at it, I mean effing, Oh.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
She said a bad word. I got you.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well, that's bull explative lawyer stuff, So that's not true.
The officer fired back, pretty clever. Yeah, I'm in AG.
I'm in AG, she replied. Correction, there, ma'am, you're not
in AG. According to the report here, you are a
I'll read it again, special assistant attorney ag.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I got ticket special out of there. That's that's gonna
be her first punishment, I think.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
But you know who. He's a real ag.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Ken Paxton And according to his tweets, I just noticed
a tweet he had there, he's joining.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Us here in a short amount of time on this
radio show.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
We invited him and be a surprise, said he's joining us.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
No, No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I I just thought you said it like it was
a secret surprise.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
No.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I just felt like it was a good segue. He's
on Twitter talking about this radio show. You know, I
thought he was on X Yeah, same thing. Oh god,
formerly known as Twitter. Now, oh, when you say it,
it's fine. When I say it, it's like, no, it's okay,
but you already corrected me. Yeah, I do see how
I do. I'm not even sure what we're mad about.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
New sport out there in the world, real quick, just
take your mind off of politics for a second. There's
a new sport. It's a show in Germany. I'm sure
it'll it'll start here. I may start it here. I
might get in on this long distance shopping cart return.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh yeah, I could see that. Is that a TV
show thing?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Or an internet in Germany, they got nothing else to
do there, I guess because their TV probably sucks.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, you just I don't know how far long distance is.
But you have to aim your cart and give it
a shove. It's kind of like shuffle board, but with
grocery store shopping carts, and you shove that across the
parking lot and see if you can't get it into
the cart little bay pullyon area there where you're supposed
to park them. And if you miss and hit him

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any man, you lose points or probably yeah, or you
get your ash whooped.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
So I guess the Germans are just bored, right, that
sounds like it. Is it possible?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
And look, I don't know if you're a history buff,
but is it possible they did all that stuff in
the mid twentieth century because they just couldn't think anything
else to do.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Probably now we like to keep them busy so they
don't drift off into that kind of attitude.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah, I guess we should get a more shopping cards. Yeah,
on a Tuesday? Who am I?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
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