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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I heard those. I've heard of a million times. Go

(00:03):
back to your day job.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, yeah, I mean that's let's face it, that's exactly
That's exactly what we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm gonna elucid date you here for a little while.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Can he he ain't been that bad?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm sorry, what does that mean? Elucid date. I'm gonna
ELUSEI date you on the situation.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Are you familiar and I know you're not with Tommy
DeVito of the New York Giant.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'll give you this New York Giants. Yeah, okay, I
mean I've I've heard of him.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I can't. I don't know that I know a lot
about him. Why what did he do? All right? Tell
me what this means? Okay, Oh, show me the money?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Is that the hand? No, this is show me the money.
That's Johnny Maziel. This is DeVito.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh, it's when Italian guys want to be uh so,
that's when I go like that and they raise their hand.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It means up yours in Italian. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well, I don't know what it means all of the
football field, but when Tommy DeVito do that little Italian
gesture with his hand. Yeah, yeah, people just lose their mind.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
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Speaker 3 (01:07):
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Speaker 1 (01:26):
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Speaker 1 (01:43):
Baby, That's what we do around here.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So first of all, Tommy DeVito is Italian and he
from New Jersey and he playing for the New York Giants.
It's all close enough for fans to go crazy. And
then on top of that, uh, he is just lighting
it up into now it's pre season. But last night
the New York Giants. Well, I don't know if you
saw that or not. It was on TV. Yeah, they

(02:06):
televised these football games.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
They do a lot of them. They put on TV.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
The Giants beat the Patriots forty two to ten. Now
it ain't important who wins preseason, but the last game
of preseason is usually the one that tells you you
know how people are gonna be playing in the second half.
Because in the first half, Jackson Dart who continues to
impress from old miss, he did good. And then uh
crab leggs, will Jamis Winson come in and he did fine.

(02:34):
But then when the Italian boy, the Veto took the
field in the second half, this cat, I mean he
threw for two hundred yards, almost seventeen out of twenty
and three touchdown passes. That's that was just in the
one half of a game. Hey, that's a space in
me bar so his little hand gesture he does, I

(02:56):
don't know, I guess he saves it for touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
He does that a lot.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
All Italians are familiar with it, but apparently it's mostly
something people do in Italian traffic when they're driving around
in those tiny vehicles on the little roads in Italy.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You'll see them do that a lot. Pinch your fingers
together and shake your hand.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's also what Salt Bay would do at that fancy
restaurant in Vegas when he puts salt on your stack there.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, so it looks similar. Yeah anyway, Well but not
the thing. Well that's great. I guess Tommy DeVito is
my favorite quarterback. Now, thanks for letting me know about it,
all right. You a big Giants fan? No, well, I'm
a Tommy DeVito fan. You know, it's like Aaron Rodgers.
It's not the team, it's the player. I'm interested.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Here.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You got a lot of football coming up for this weekend,
last Street, you know, preseason, all that, and we can't
see just have the thing. Spencer Rattler is getting a
start little Saints. They're not my choice, you know, I'm
just telling you how he is.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I looked into it the Saints line up this year,
and they are definitely gonna play football.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I think they're gonna pick a Rattler because they're not
sure how to put announced that new rookie kid's name. Yeah,
it's spelled s l o u g H. It's like
cough with an sl at the front.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
But then they pronounce it like slack or slick or something. Yeah,
we just called him slick from now.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Something in Arabic.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I guess why arab All right, Baseball news, everybody, Astros
beat the Baltimore Orioles last night seven to two. The
losing streak is over. The Astros are back to winning again.
But that one. Yeah, but it's a store.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
You got a store somewhere and they got a full
two game lead on the Mariners.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Now, Mett's play the Braves this evening at six pm
if you want to take a look at that. Meantime,
the Royals beat the Rangers yesterday six to four. That
is a bummer unless you don't like to run the game. No,
you know, we like to see our local teams win
here in the Walton Johnson Radio Network. You know, it's
just how we are. Oh, I forgot to mention this
while we were doing football news. Did you know the

(04:58):
Carolina Panthers were going to have a tranny on their team,
a black bald trans woman, which is a guy basically,
and what team the Carolina Panthers. But now it's not happening.
The Carolina Panthers cheer squad just announced the tranny.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You're saying on the football team, But we're looking at cheerleaders.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Right, They were going to have a transgender cheer Okay,
I'm the cheer squad.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I didn't mean to say the Panthers have a transgender
on the team. Well, you know, the cheerleaders are part
of the team. What is so misogynistic of you? The
girls aren't the Panthers the pass the football team. What
are the girls called, mister Kenneth? Why do gay men
always hate women? Are the girls called they're part of
the team.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, but they're the Panthers, like the oilers, the girls,
the cheerleaders whatever, the dance squad.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
They weren't called the oilers. Excuse me, I'm being inclusive.
They called the girls that were I didn't even live
in Houston. Then I know what were they called?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Then, I don't think you're an expert on what the
cheerleading girls are called. Okay, if you didn't know all
of them, tell us what the oilers were called.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
You're very proud of yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Derek Dolls, Yes, Derek Dolls, that's the worst name of squad.
I've ever heard, we'll do it. It's the best name ever.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I don't know that it is.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Now the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are called the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Not only not if it's a tranny.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
So WHI wouldn't the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders just be called
the Panthers.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with you.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Or maybe the Cougars. No, no, that'd be old ladies.
Uh well, the Panther it's what are they called?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Okay, I don't know, but I do know the transgender
NFL cheerleader Justine Lindsay, look at how oh look at this?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Look at that right there? Oh brave, so brave. You
could see shim's junk. That is a man baby, dude.
Look look right here in the photo.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Uh yeah, I think we're all looking. Get your cursor
off of that thing.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Bro, His testicles are hanging out in the picture.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
How is that happening?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Now?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
This isn't Minnesota, so it's it's upsetting.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
In Minnesota they've got the the you know, obviously were
gay cheerleaders on the squad this year. But everybody said, well,
considering Tim Walls is running the state, that's it's perfect
It makes perfect sense. Somebody took a picture or a
video of one of the gay cheerleaders running out on
the field for the Minnesota Vikings, and then they also

(07:19):
compared it to a video of Tim Walls charging out
onto the stage at a political rally.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's pretty much the same thing.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh, that reminds me a man was just The guy
that got arrested for throwing a dildo at the WNBA
game has been charged with two counts of assault.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Who did he assault? I guess the players a floor?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, okay, so the Ohio man that got arrested, they
say it struck a twelve year old girl.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I didn't know that until now. What was she doing
on the court?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I think it may have bounced off the court and
then it shot. She had good court side seats.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't know. I didn't watch it. Does anybody even
watch this stuff? Our court side seats preferable at a
WNBA game? Or wouldn't you say maybe way up there? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That would make sense for two reasons. One you don't
want to be seen, and two you're probably gonna want
to sleep a little. You don't want to close to
the anyway. Charles burgess Age thirty two through a lime
green dildo on August fifth. According to police, he turned
himself into authorities in New York.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Have they all been green? For some reason? It seemed
like about it. Want to pick a green one? You
can get purple, you know, I mean, if you go
in for flashy, maybe the green shows up better on TV.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I don't know, you know what I think in this
world we're living in today, I noticed something recently. I
think that like Game of Thrones and what's that vampire
thing Twilight, I think that has ruined a portion of
society because I stumbled into one of those shops recently,
gotten shop, an adult shop. I was there buy rolling papers.
It's not important, but while I was in the shop,
I noticed they had a whole section and forgive me,

(08:49):
if there's kids in your car, I promise I'll be brief.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, put your fingers in your earskits.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
They had a whole section for marital age that were
tentacle themed. They all looked like they were alien creatures,
and I was like, and you would think you would
think that there would not be a.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Lot of those. So this part goes here right then?
This part? Where does that part go?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Exactly the craziest part about it, that's you, guys. There
were options. You'd think like what they had one or two? No,
there was like twelve and purple, Yeah, there was purple green,
and they all they all looked like an hr Geiger painting,
like something from an Aliens movie poster.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
How many of these are you selling in here? Good lord? Yeah,
you know what y'all need. Y'all need Jesus up in here. Yeah,
it's just in.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
A recent study has proven that of me doesn't give
a Wolton M.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Johnson. Oh, obviously rock sure jazz? Who calls it jazz?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
It's filed under jazz fusion? Who made the file? Here's
what's confusing about that? They spell fusion with a pH.
Who did that? I know nobody? Is that somebody that
just works here? It's exactly you got?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I wonder? Okay, do people think this is what jazz
sounds like? Guys?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Jazz is much worse than this, well, like quite a
younger people think jazz is exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
They're like, oh, it sounds old. It's jazz. You just
don't know jazz.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Harry, friend of mine name Harry Bosh, big jazz fan.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I don't get it either, but he likes it and
he's a good old boy.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
All right, Well, all right, then everybody knows somebody that
likes something that we don't like, but we like them,
so we'll allow it.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't really like jazz music, although I appreciate the
fact that jazz musicians are very talented.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And I feel the same way about zydeco.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
When zydeco music comes on, I always think to myself, Yeah,
this is zydeco. Yeah, that's what it sounds like it is,
sure enough, it's that, what's that? But that's what it is.
Sure You can't can't deny that. There was some excitement
in Paris yesterday. It turns out in downtown Parish they've
got a little place called the Corner Cafe.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I but they probably have a lot of those.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
And Peter did a hell on wheels protest just outside
the cafe. The animal right script, so their truck is
featuring images of pigs on the way to slaughter, and
they have the recorded sounds on a speaker play under
the animals. Pigs can scream, no, they don't go right around.

(11:20):
They scream like they're being killed or something.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I always feel like they are always feel like my
dog sounds like a peg when he's trying to sleep.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
There's a picture of the Corner Cafe there in good
old Paris, Texas. And I'm sorry, what the Paris Paris, Texas?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Right there at the Corner Cafe, we're talking about Paris,
Texas there, we're talking about Paris are.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Why would we talk about Paris wherever it is? Mister Kenneth,
didn't you think we were talking about France?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I did.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It's a cafe and but yeah, there's not really a
corner Cafe just outside of downtown Paris.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, they probably have a fancier name for it if
there is.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Pete doesn't want to meet in pigs and chickens and
stuff like that, so they're trying to make it real unappetizing.
But the people that were sitting outside at the Corner
Cafe looked like they were having a good time. By
the way, Corner Cafe decided yesterday, since that was Pete
protest in time, that they would host their first annual
pulled pork Sandwich Day.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Okay, so they've done this in Houston as well, specifically
with pigs. My favorite thing about Peta and the animal
rights groups getting angry about the consumption of pigs in
the state of Texas. Is that it's almost as though
they're not aware of our faral hog problem. If you're
so worried about us killing pigs that I gotta ask,
how come I never hear from you guys when a

(12:42):
bunch of faral hogs runs through the wilderness or whatever
and knocks over an old lady out in rural Texas?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Do that? They knock over old ladies? Yeah, it happens. Yeah, sure,
that's it. They're real danger like a hobby for the hogs.
They enjoy doing it. No, there's news story old ladies
don't care for it.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
No, there's news stories about children and the elderly getting
hurt by these faral hogs. I know it's happened more
than once because I remember reading them.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
They'll tear up your lay in too, buddy. They they
are not not good to have around, that's all.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
What would you call it? Like a pack?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Have you ever seen a video where there's somebody standing
out in the forest or out in the wilderness somewhere,
and then they start to hear a noise and it's
like thirty of these feral hogs running towards them, oh
at least, and it's terrifying. And now imagine Peta shows
up to speak on behalf of that wild pack of
the dangerous animals.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
You've got to take up for these poor things.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I think if you're trying to decide between a species
that's not your own and your own species, right, and
you're choosing the side of that species, maybe you're a
trader and you've committed treason against human beings, that we
should treat you as such.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
By the way, the group of hogs is a sounder.
What oh a group of hogs, Yeah, I get what
he means. Like a what like a bunch of ravens
is called a murder or something like that.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Crows A crows is a murder. Huh.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
A sounder is the most widely used term for a
group of pigs when referring to a social group. Soals, bores,
and little piglets. The little baby they're so cute, Even
the real ugly feral hog babies are still cute, you
think so, Yeah, especially when you hit them right at
the ear and they go just flipping across the ground.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
That's funny. You know who's got the cute God what
he's shooting them?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Well you're supposed to, yeah, and then they you know,
you can also call him a passel.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
That is an official term for a group of hogs.
A passel.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, you know who's got the cutest kids? I've noticed
their Asians. Asian kids are always cute, you know. Sorry,
what I just wanted to see how you'd react if
I said that, what h Kenny about?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Just back away from Ny, Come on, it was him.
You can also go with a team or a drove.
What's a drove? What's rove of pigs? There's a multiple
terms for a group of pigs. A drove of pigs
usually used for.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
A group of younger pigs, and it can refer to
some older ones in some context. Or a drift. That's
a different one. I like the other one.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
More sounder, A sounder or a pastle passils just a
whole lot at a bunch mass sounder didn't sound right
to a pazzle, didn't sound right to me?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Pass a pig pasla hog? Yes, sure it's too many peas. Yeah,
you gotta a too.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm searching for sounder of pigs on X right now
to try to find a photo of it, and weirdly,
it takes me to porn.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh, in mind, why is.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
The internet like that? I'm not searching for any vulgar
word or anything.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
It's like the internet knows what keeps it alive. It's interesting.
Animal nature finds a way it doesn't enough.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Okay, this says there's ninety five different names for animal groups.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I guess they mean more than just pigs.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
You're okay, yeah, oh yeah, okay, Well, speaking of pigs,
coyotes form a band.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Rabbits are a fluffel. Did you know I've never heard
of a fluffle, but I love it. Is that anything
like a fluffer? What's a fluffer? That's different? Mister?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh you were talking about you knew a woman the
other day. She was a fluffer. What did she do exactly?
H She worked hard every day?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Is that right? Worked hard, hard hard? Wow?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
A working girl. You know that's great living in this
day and age where women can have careers just like men.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You know, Wow, it is blowing people's mind. I'm sorry,
should have said it that way. Why why not? Never mind?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I mean no, I think that's amazing. You know, it's
kind of like Kamala Harris. She just gets down, she
does the tough work. Yep, that's why she got where
she was in life. You know, she's like the fluffer
of politics. If you think about it.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
You know, I can't agree. Do I disagree with that?
I've gotquirrels.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
A group of squirrels is called a scurry, a scurry
because that's what they do.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I guess, hmm, well that's fantastic. What do we learn today?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Consortium of crabs? Who comes up with these and what
makes their idea better than mine?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Mister Oh, didn't you say you knew a girl that
had a consortium of crabs?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh? Yes, I do. And you away from that. Oh okay,
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