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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He turned my microphone on for me. Mister Kenneth, it's
perfect that you're here right now. It's perfect. It is perfect.
I have a fun game for you. You're the right
audience for this. Oh good, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Gonna play a sound Kenny Gay. No, that's a funny
game too. But no, I mean I'm not.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
But I people suggested because you do yoga that you
might be gay.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
A doctor told me to take a yoga class because
of an injury I sustained, being middle aged. That's besides
the point. This game will be fun. I promise the
game is called Is it Jasmine Crockett?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Ooh, that's a fun game.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm gonna play a sound bite for you. It could
be Phlip Wilson. That's an old comedian that you would
have ever heard.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Of, but he did.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
He did a pretty good Jasmine Crockett impression back in
the day before she was born.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, yeah, I mean it could be Martin Lawrence. It's
hard to tell. I'm gonna play a sound bite for you. You
tell me if it's Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I know foo By as Bitter Things.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hellading, it's a white land, you know what I'm saying.
Don't come back to me, well, yogurtl whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It sounds like Kamala Harris doing an impression of Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Okay, Over the weekend, that video went viral of a
black woman on social media who looks like Jasmine Crockett
and sounds like Jasmin Crockett.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But rows her head around like Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But it's not Jasmine Crockett. And part of what's so
remarkable about that is people really thought it was her.
That's how bad Jasmine Crockett is.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And do you think anybody in the Democrat Party that
people who've been there maybe a little longer than her,
are encouraging her new behavior and style or yes, do
you think they're trying to tell her maybe you know,
maybe you're going over the top a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What I'm about to say, well upset a handful of you,
but I think you need to hear it. We've reached
a weird point in American history where, in an attempt
to pander to black voters some politicians black politicians are
now openly doing black face.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You think just being black that'd be enough, but no,
they have to be blacker.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Over the weekend, Al Sharpton appeared with Chasmin Crockett at
one of those NAN events. You know, it's like that,
I forget what it stands for something Action Network. What
is don't no don't Billy had do not no no
no no no. Anyway, and she wanted to remind everybody
she's a black woman, which is great because one thing
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black women almost never do is remind you of their
race and gender.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Walk in the hall, regardless of or rhetoric they put
out about me.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I am a very serious woman.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah, I'm a black woman.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
She's a black woman. Truly.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Did she do the old fa f o? Just try
me and you'll find out. I mean I think she
did an fafo. Sorry now, yeah, that is kind of
what that's suggesting. I am truly. Now for those of
you who are confused, that was Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It was right.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
The other sound by the other one apparently was not,
but seriously, so close.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Look, Jasmine Crockett gonna do what Chad muc Crockett gonna do,
especially on a weekend.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they're oh
they're crazy. These people they are crazy because they always
talk about how Christian.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
They is he is.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Now if you talk like that, like impersonating her, oh,
they would say you're being a racist, you're stereotyping.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, then so is she. That's very racist what she's doing.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, while we're talking about inner city black people in
the state of Texas, let's talk about what happened in
Houston over the weekend. I don't live in this neighborhood,
but I guess on the east side of Houston there
are a lot of these.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I believe they're referred to as packi marts. Is that right?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, they're convenience stores owned by Middle Eastern gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You go there, you shop, you uh, you have to
pack it home yourself. You have to pack it to
the car or to the house, right. I don't think
that's how that means, though not the same. No Pakistan,
I think they're people from Pakistan, palky Stalnly, honestly, they
might not even be for Pakistan.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But in the city, it's just a good name. People
call them packi marts. I used to call them bodegos,
but they are often owned by Middle Eastern folks.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We found out later though it's pronounced Bogada Bogada.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You don't remember the Oh, you're right, I forgot Joe,
Doctor Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh, yes, spend all the Bogodas and likes to get
herself a taco.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's true. No, you're right, I forgot how funny Joe
Biden is. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Over the weekend, a bunch of black Muslims who are
clearly from America marched around Houston, going to convenience stores
in low income neighborhoods and shaming the owners of the
convenience stores for selling alcohol and pork products and also
having I think they have those coin operated gambling machines
in the back.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh, I thought she was gonna say a corn operated
condom machines in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You never see those anymore? Is it capers? Eldom.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
There's a couple of places if you if you stop
in and you know you'd be surprised. You still don't
think they work. I think it's because people aren't using
condoms anymore. But I don't know which is weird. They're
just not buying them out of filthy you know, rest
stop bathrooms. Like you guys, it's not a felthy rest
stop bathroom. It's a Bodaga Bogada. Anyway, here's one of
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the guys.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
This is like an older black guy who dies his
beard red, holding a megaphone. These are black Muslims, kind
of like what was his name, Lewis Farakhon. It's not
the Saudi kind of Muslims. It's the black American Muslims.
And they're shaming foreign born Muslims for not being Muslim enough.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
The religion of Islam by selling and discrimining products that
are just a religion. Because we should love what loves,
I should hate what a lot hates. This is what
we're here for and little about little one bout one.
We're going to be visiting all of the stores in
the neighborhood, particularly the inner city neighborhoods, where the religion
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of this Flam is ignored.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Now, some people have watched this video.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Some MAGA supporters have watched this video and said we
should deport these guys. That guy is clearly not a foreigner.
He's obviously from America. It's like a soldier of the
soldiers of Islam. So I kind of mixed feelings about this,
because on one hand, I don't want Muslims going around
to stores in my city telling store owners what they
can and can't sell. But on the other hand, isn't
it kind of great that American Muslims are better at
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being Muslim than foreign Muslims.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, you can just turn it into a Muslim like
last week, and all of a sudden you get to
be the boss all the regular muslim Yeah, let's hear
it for the American Muslims, right, Yeah, take.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That foreign Muslim That's why the world hates us. Our
domestic Muslims are way crazier than you guys are.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hey, by the way, you didn't happen to win half
of the ball Saturday night, digit.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You know, it's interesting that two people somebody in Texas
gets to share it with somebody in Missouri.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I think you know what that means.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That means any second now, those two people are gonna
start getting phone calls from hundreds of people they've never
met before their best friend.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, tell a long lost relatives, and you love them
more than ever never.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Even knew you existed. Now I owe you money. How
could that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Your dad gave my dad alone for twenty thousand dollars
back in the seventies. Eh, it's no big deal, but
if you just want to you know, turned out to
be one point eight billion in that range, which made
it the second highest grand prize in lottery history. There
was one for two point zero four billion back about
three years ago. But they will have to pay a
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hefty tax bill that will cut into their winnings. First
of all, they have to split it, assuming you know,
both people have their tickets and come forth.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And claim it. So what nine hundred million each?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I'm sure we're all hoping the same thing right now.
I really hope neither of those lotto winners were Trump supporters,
or we're about to get three weeks of how the
lottery money is going to literal nazis that and how
it'll ruined your life.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Maybe because these people they are crazy because they always
talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know
how many m on this side.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. That's a song.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is Charlie Crockett. The album's called Dollar a Day.
The song's called Tennessee Quick Cash. Well all right, Dan,
And on the cover of the album, it's a man
in a nineteen seventies leisure suit with a cowboy hat,
a full beard.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He's on a phone, he's got his feet on the desk,
no computer.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Insight, a pile of papers, a bunch of gold bars,
and he is holding a pistol with a big old
poop eating grin on his face.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
He looked like a used car salesman in mineral Wells, Texas. Yeah,
I think that's what you got right there.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Isn't that interesting. He's got the gun in the gold bars.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
And if you're gonna stock the pile gold yeah, yeah,
and I also stockpile lid looks like he agrees with
Oh clever.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
There's a pretty cool album. I like how that album
starts off. The piano's loud, but the rest of the
band fades in there.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's why, yeah, I said, turn it up. They didn't
jump in in time. That's a cool production technique. I
like it.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Know who made this album, but they did a good
job on it. Anyway, this isn't a music show. Hey,
I gotta correck something from earlier because I looked into it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
A bunch of pride flag waving lgbt qwers went to
the Vatican this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I heard. I'm not sure Pope Leo greeted them or anything.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
They just went there. I was looking at coverage of it.
It's just them marching through the Vatican with a Pride
flag or a Pride cross, which it's blasphemy. Obviously you
have a you painted a cross with Pride colors. But
I don't see Pope Leo anywhere inside. Anyone can go
to the Vatican. It's not like, you know, gays aren't
allowed there.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Pope Leo the fourteenth has not explicitly supported gay rights.
He has reaffirmed the Catholic Church's teaching that marriage is
between them man and a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I actually want gays to go to church.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I want them to be there, you know, I don't
just because you're a sinner doesn't mean your church's for
the center you guys.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Says that it was the first time in history a
rainbow Pride cross had officially been processed into the heart
of the Vatican, with hundreds of LGBTQ Catholics attending Mass
with the blessing of Pope Leo, who personally encouraged the
vice president of the Italian Bishop's Conference to celebrate with them,
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so he sent them out to celebrate with the LGBT crowd.
Fourteen hundred LGBTQ Catholics and their families descended on Vatican
during the last making the pilgrimage a twenty twenty five jubilee. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Catholic woman, you know event they celebrate every twenty five years.
(10:54):
You might not remember the last one from twenty five
years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was a little kid. I do remember. Let me
report the same news story in a different way.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Mm. M Pope Leo who says that marriages between a
man and a woman encourages gay people to go to church.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
MM, there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's not quite It doesn't sound as pro gay that way, right,
not at all. I'm with him on that. I think,
you know, yeah, go to church gays.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I think you're supposed to encourage everyboy to go to church.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
What's your excuse, mister Kenneth. I I don't have an excuse.
What'd you do this weekend? Cut hair? I did actually
play pickleball with your friends?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I wasn't able to squeeze and pick all it.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I did watch some amazing tennis over the weekend, and
I did see my president at the US Open. Now again,
I don't know if they if they boot him and
they turned it down, or if they applauded him, or
if that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You know, you could have put production values in there for.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
All we know.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
When you're watching a live sporting event, you don't know
for sure. It's a possibility that the director back in
the boots could be adding a little sound to what
you're hearing.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Totally true.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Anybody who's ever been a part of a national news
story will tell you more often than not, they get
all the details wrong. It hasn't happened to me many
times in my life, but it did happen recently. Recently,
I attended the burning Man Festival. I remember it wasn't
as great as I thought it was going to be,
but it was interesting, and while I was there, the
bad weather was like a footnote in our experience. There
were brief moments of twenty minutes of rain during a
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week long event.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
It was a huge story on the five and gut
felled and all those guys on Fox they were kind
of sort of maybe even making fun of the kind
of people who would go to burning Man and spend
a week out in the desert with all these sandstorms
and things blowing around, because that seemed like in their
report that's all that happened, right, it was just constant
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sandstorms followed by rain and sand wet, nah, grit.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
See.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I would make fun of those people too, But since
I was actually there, I not how it was at all.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, not really.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It was like in a twenty three hour day, there
was you know, maybe a little less than an hour
of bad weather and then it cleared up, and it's like, well,
what do you want. You're on a camping trip, you know. Anyway,
that's not the reason to go to Burning Man. The
reason not to go to Burning Man is it's absurdly expensive,
it's a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's inconvenience.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You go out to the middle of the desert, and
then when you're there, you're with a bunch of smelly hippies.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
What you told the.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Users to go have all kinds of sex with a
bunch of wild, crazy women, and you didn't have none
at all.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I didn't try.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say. Yeah, I really
wouldn't try, And yeah, okay, hey you stick to your story.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Can I offer you an alternative theory here to that?
Because there was certainly probably sex and drugs going on.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
There were there any people there attractive enough for you
to make an effort? I would say mostly no.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Also, but also like, you're dirty, you're in the desert,
you haven't showered in a couple of days. Do you
really want to have sex right now now with a stranger?
It seemed kind of I'm covered in sand and sweat.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That seems like they're low are but I'm assuming they
are as well.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, that doesn't do it for me. I like to
be clean everywhere I went that week. I was trying
to wash my hands everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You probably should.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
The thought of doing drugs in front of strangers just
gives me too much anxiety.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't think I would have endured to do all
your drugs in by yourself, just with your friend.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I see what you're trying to see what you said there,
But I would have been more than happy just drinking.
I drank a little bit, We smoked a little weed,
which is completely legal there, and that you know, that
was good enough for me, And you know, yeah, I
don't want to be inebriated in front of strangers.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'd worried about getting robbed or you know, raped, or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
But then again, if you're around a bunch of whacked
out and you know, drunk and drug riddled or drug
adult people who maybe you root around through to their
stuff while they're passed out, believe it or not, Billy Edwards.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
To teach them a lesson.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Obviously, when I see a guy passed out on the
street in front of a my instinct isn't to steal
his wallet.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Really, no, I didn't really do anything about the gun
in his back pocket.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
If he had a gun and he was inebriated, I might,
you know, take that away from him. As a friend
of a law enforcement I might alert somebody to that,
But I don't want to get my fingerprints on it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I was gonna say, I don't put your fingerprints on it.
You don't know what that gun's done.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
This whole vague hypothetical scenario that we're describing right now
is like a like a lesson parents should teach their kids. Hey,
next year, you're gonna go away to college and maybe
you'll attend Wallapalooza or Austin City Limits. And if you do,
don't don't do do drugs in front of strangers, or
steal a guy's wallet or you know, just you know, belieb.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Earlier this morning, you were talking about teachers, and you
know they could be looked at as heroes. But then again,
they also might be trying to have sex with your
children while they're at school. When we return, I'm afraid
might have a situation developing in Wisconsin, of all places.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Wow, Wisconsin then the capital of the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Uhh.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I was waiting more to flight recently and I noticed
that the pilot was a female, which I thought was cool.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I've never seen a woman fly a plane. I mean,
I didn't actually see her fly on the plane, because honestly,
I caught a different flight. This is the Walton and
Johnson Show.
He turned my microphone on for me. Mister Kenneth, it's
perfect that you're here right now. It's perfect. It is perfect.
I have a fun game for you. You're the right
audience for this. Oh good, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Gonna play a sound Kenny Gay. No, that's a funny
game too. But no, I mean I'm not.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
But I people suggested because you do yoga that you
might be gay.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
A doctor told me to take a yoga class because
of an injury I sustained, being middle aged. That's besides
the point. This game will be fun. I promise the
game is called Is it Jasmine Crockett?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Ooh, that's a fun game.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm gonna play a sound bite for you. It could
be Phlip Wilson. That's an old comedian that you would
have ever heard.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Of, but he did.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
He did a pretty good Jasmine Crockett impression back in
the day before she was born.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, yeah, I mean it could be Martin Lawrence. It's
hard to tell. I'm gonna play a sound bite for you. You
tell me if it's Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I know foo By as Bitter Things.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hellading, it's a white land, you know what I'm saying.
Don't come back to me, well, yogurtl whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It sounds like Kamala Harris doing an impression of Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Okay, Over the weekend, that video went viral of a
black woman on social media who looks like Jasmine Crockett
and sounds like Jasmin Crockett.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But rows her head around like Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But it's not Jasmine Crockett. And part of what's so
remarkable about that is people really thought it was her.
That's how bad Jasmine Crockett is.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And do you think anybody in the Democrat Party that
people who've been there maybe a little longer than her,
are encouraging her new behavior and style or yes, do
you think they're trying to tell her maybe you know,
maybe you're going over the top a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What I'm about to say, well upset a handful of you,
but I think you need to hear it. We've reached
a weird point in American history where, in an attempt
to pander to black voters some politicians black politicians are
now openly doing black face.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You think just being black that'd be enough, but no,
they have to be blacker.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Over the weekend, Al Sharpton appeared with Chasmin Crockett at
one of those NAN events. You know, it's like that,
I forget what it stands for something Action Network. What
is don't no don't Billy had do not no no
no no no. Anyway, and she wanted to remind everybody
she's a black woman, which is great because one thing
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black women almost never do is remind you of their
race and gender.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Walk in the hall, regardless of or rhetoric they put
out about me.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I am a very serious woman.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah, I'm a black woman.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
She's a black woman. Truly.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Did she do the old fa f o? Just try
me and you'll find out. I mean I think she
did an fafo. Sorry now, yeah, that is kind of
what that's suggesting. I am truly. Now for those of
you who are confused, that was Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It was right.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
The other sound by the other one apparently was not,
but seriously, so close.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Look, Jasmine Crockett gonna do what Chad muc Crockett gonna do,
especially on a weekend.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they're oh
they're crazy. These people they are crazy because they always
talk about how Christian.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
They is he is.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Now if you talk like that, like impersonating her, oh,
they would say you're being a racist, you're stereotyping.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, then so is she. That's very racist what she's doing.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, while we're talking about inner city black people in
the state of Texas, let's talk about what happened in
Houston over the weekend. I don't live in this neighborhood,
but I guess on the east side of Houston there
are a lot of these.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I believe they're referred to as packi marts. Is that right?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, they're convenience stores owned by Middle Eastern gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You go there, you shop, you uh, you have to
pack it home yourself. You have to pack it to
the car or to the house, right. I don't think
that's how that means, though not the same. No Pakistan,
I think they're people from Pakistan, palky Stalnly, honestly, they
might not even be for Pakistan.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But in the city, it's just a good name. People
call them packi marts. I used to call them bodegos,
but they are often owned by Middle Eastern folks.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We found out later though it's pronounced Bogada Bogada.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You don't remember the Oh, you're right, I forgot Joe,
Doctor Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh, yes, spend all the Bogodas and likes to get
herself a taco.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's true. No, you're right, I forgot how funny Joe
Biden is. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Over the weekend, a bunch of black Muslims who are
clearly from America marched around Houston, going to convenience stores
in low income neighborhoods and shaming the owners of the
convenience stores for selling alcohol and pork products and also
having I think they have those coin operated gambling machines
in the back.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh, I thought she was gonna say a corn operated
condom machines in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You never see those anymore? Is it capers? Eldom.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
There's a couple of places if you if you stop
in and you know you'd be surprised. You still don't
think they work. I think it's because people aren't using
condoms anymore. But I don't know which is weird. They're
just not buying them out of filthy you know, rest
stop bathrooms. Like you guys, it's not a felthy rest
stop bathroom. It's a Bodaga Bogada. Anyway, here's one of
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the guys.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
This is like an older black guy who dies his
beard red, holding a megaphone. These are black Muslims, kind
of like what was his name, Lewis Farakhon. It's not
the Saudi kind of Muslims. It's the black American Muslims.
And they're shaming foreign born Muslims for not being Muslim enough.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
The religion of Islam by selling and discrimining products that
are just a religion. Because we should love what loves,
I should hate what a lot hates. This is what
we're here for and little about little one bout one.
We're going to be visiting all of the stores in
the neighborhood, particularly the inner city neighborhoods, where the religion
(06:13):
of this Flam is ignored.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Now, some people have watched this video.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Some MAGA supporters have watched this video and said we
should deport these guys. That guy is clearly not a foreigner.
He's obviously from America. It's like a soldier of the
soldiers of Islam. So I kind of mixed feelings about this,
because on one hand, I don't want Muslims going around
to stores in my city telling store owners what they
can and can't sell. But on the other hand, isn't
it kind of great that American Muslims are better at
(06:38):
being Muslim than foreign Muslims.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, you can just turn it into a Muslim like
last week, and all of a sudden you get to
be the boss all the regular muslim Yeah, let's hear
it for the American Muslims, right, Yeah, take.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That foreign Muslim That's why the world hates us. Our
domestic Muslims are way crazier than you guys are.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hey, by the way, you didn't happen to win half
of the ball Saturday night, digit.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You know, it's interesting that two people somebody in Texas
gets to share it with somebody in Missouri.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I think you know what that means.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That means any second now, those two people are gonna
start getting phone calls from hundreds of people they've never
met before their best friend.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, tell a long lost relatives, and you love them
more than ever never.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Even knew you existed. Now I owe you money. How
could that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Your dad gave my dad alone for twenty thousand dollars
back in the seventies. Eh, it's no big deal, but
if you just want to you know, turned out to
be one point eight billion in that range, which made
it the second highest grand prize in lottery history. There
was one for two point zero four billion back about
three years ago. But they will have to pay a
(07:47):
hefty tax bill that will cut into their winnings. First
of all, they have to split it, assuming you know,
both people have their tickets and come forth.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And claim it. So what nine hundred million each?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I'm sure we're all hoping the same thing right now.
I really hope neither of those lotto winners were Trump supporters,
or we're about to get three weeks of how the
lottery money is going to literal nazis that and how
it'll ruined your life.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Maybe because these people they are crazy because they always
talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know
how many m on this side.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. That's a song.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is Charlie Crockett. The album's called Dollar a Day.
The song's called Tennessee Quick Cash. Well all right, Dan,
And on the cover of the album, it's a man
in a nineteen seventies leisure suit with a cowboy hat,
a full beard.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He's on a phone, he's got his feet on the desk,
no computer.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Insight, a pile of papers, a bunch of gold bars,
and he is holding a pistol with a big old
poop eating grin on his face.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
He looked like a used car salesman in mineral Wells, Texas. Yeah,
I think that's what you got right there.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Isn't that interesting. He's got the gun in the gold bars.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
And if you're gonna stock the pile gold yeah, yeah,
and I also stockpile lid looks like he agrees with
Oh clever.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
There's a pretty cool album. I like how that album
starts off. The piano's loud, but the rest of the
band fades in there.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's why, yeah, I said, turn it up. They didn't
jump in in time. That's a cool production technique. I
like it.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Know who made this album, but they did a good
job on it. Anyway, this isn't a music show. Hey,
I gotta correck something from earlier because I looked into it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
A bunch of pride flag waving lgbt qwers went to
the Vatican this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I heard. I'm not sure Pope Leo greeted them or anything.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
They just went there. I was looking at coverage of it.
It's just them marching through the Vatican with a Pride
flag or a Pride cross, which it's blasphemy. Obviously you
have a you painted a cross with Pride colors. But
I don't see Pope Leo anywhere inside. Anyone can go
to the Vatican. It's not like, you know, gays aren't
allowed there.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Pope Leo the fourteenth has not explicitly supported gay rights.
He has reaffirmed the Catholic Church's teaching that marriage is
between them man and a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I actually want gays to go to church.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I want them to be there, you know, I don't
just because you're a sinner doesn't mean your church's for
the center you guys.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Says that it was the first time in history a
rainbow Pride cross had officially been processed into the heart
of the Vatican, with hundreds of LGBTQ Catholics attending Mass
with the blessing of Pope Leo, who personally encouraged the
vice president of the Italian Bishop's Conference to celebrate with them,
(10:33):
so he sent them out to celebrate with the LGBT crowd.
Fourteen hundred LGBTQ Catholics and their families descended on Vatican
during the last making the pilgrimage a twenty twenty five jubilee. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Catholic woman, you know event they celebrate every twenty five years.
(10:54):
You might not remember the last one from twenty five
years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was a little kid. I do remember. Let me
report the same news story in a different way.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Mm. M Pope Leo who says that marriages between a
man and a woman encourages gay people to go to church.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
MM, there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's not quite It doesn't sound as pro gay that way, right,
not at all. I'm with him on that. I think,
you know, yeah, go to church gays.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I think you're supposed to encourage everyboy to go to church.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
What's your excuse, mister Kenneth. I I don't have an excuse.
What'd you do this weekend? Cut hair? I did actually
play pickleball with your friends?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I wasn't able to squeeze and pick all it.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I did watch some amazing tennis over the weekend, and
I did see my president at the US Open. Now again,
I don't know if they if they boot him and
they turned it down, or if they applauded him, or
if that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You know, you could have put production values in there for.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
All we know.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
When you're watching a live sporting event, you don't know
for sure. It's a possibility that the director back in
the boots could be adding a little sound to what
you're hearing.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Totally true.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Anybody who's ever been a part of a national news
story will tell you more often than not, they get
all the details wrong. It hasn't happened to me many
times in my life, but it did happen recently. Recently,
I attended the burning Man Festival. I remember it wasn't
as great as I thought it was going to be,
but it was interesting, and while I was there, the
bad weather was like a footnote in our experience. There
were brief moments of twenty minutes of rain during a
(12:28):
week long event.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
It was a huge story on the five and gut
felled and all those guys on Fox they were kind
of sort of maybe even making fun of the kind
of people who would go to burning Man and spend
a week out in the desert with all these sandstorms
and things blowing around, because that seemed like in their
report that's all that happened, right, it was just constant
(12:52):
sandstorms followed by rain and sand wet, nah, grit.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
See.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I would make fun of those people too, But since
I was actually there, I not how it was at all.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, not really.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It was like in a twenty three hour day, there
was you know, maybe a little less than an hour
of bad weather and then it cleared up, and it's like, well,
what do you want. You're on a camping trip, you know. Anyway,
that's not the reason to go to Burning Man. The
reason not to go to Burning Man is it's absurdly expensive,
it's a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's inconvenience.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You go out to the middle of the desert, and
then when you're there, you're with a bunch of smelly hippies.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
What you told the.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Users to go have all kinds of sex with a
bunch of wild, crazy women, and you didn't have none
at all.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I didn't try.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say. Yeah, I really
wouldn't try, And yeah, okay, hey you stick to your story.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Can I offer you an alternative theory here to that?
Because there was certainly probably sex and drugs going on.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
There were there any people there attractive enough for you
to make an effort? I would say mostly no.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Also, but also like, you're dirty, you're in the desert,
you haven't showered in a couple of days. Do you
really want to have sex right now now with a stranger?
It seemed kind of I'm covered in sand and sweat.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
That seems like they're low are but I'm assuming they
are as well.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, that doesn't do it for me. I like to
be clean everywhere I went that week. I was trying
to wash my hands everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You probably should.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
The thought of doing drugs in front of strangers just
gives me too much anxiety.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't think I would have endured to do all
your drugs in by yourself, just with your friend.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I see what you're trying to see what you said there,
But I would have been more than happy just drinking.
I drank a little bit, We smoked a little weed,
which is completely legal there, and that you know, that
was good enough for me, And you know, yeah, I
don't want to be inebriated in front of strangers.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'd worried about getting robbed or you know, raped, or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
But then again, if you're around a bunch of whacked
out and you know, drunk and drug riddled or drug
adult people who maybe you root around through to their
stuff while they're passed out, believe it or not, Billy Edwards.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
To teach them a lesson.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Obviously, when I see a guy passed out on the
street in front of a my instinct isn't to steal
his wallet.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Really, no, I didn't really do anything about the gun
in his back pocket.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
If he had a gun and he was inebriated, I might,
you know, take that away from him. As a friend
of a law enforcement I might alert somebody to that,
But I don't want to get my fingerprints on it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I was gonna say, I don't put your fingerprints on it.
You don't know what that gun's done.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
This whole vague hypothetical scenario that we're describing right now
is like a like a lesson parents should teach their kids. Hey,
next year, you're gonna go away to college and maybe
you'll attend Wallapalooza or Austin City Limits. And if you do,
don't don't do do drugs in front of strangers, or
steal a guy's wallet or you know, just you know, belieb.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Earlier this morning, you were talking about teachers, and you
know they could be looked at as heroes. But then again,
they also might be trying to have sex with your
children while they're at school. When we return, I'm afraid
might have a situation developing in Wisconsin, of all places.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Wow, Wisconsin then the capital of the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Uhh.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I was waiting more to flight recently and I noticed
that the pilot was a female, which I thought was cool.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I've never seen a woman fly a plane. I mean,
I didn't actually see her fly on the plane, because honestly,
I caught a different flight. This is the Walton and
Johnson Show.
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