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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I did yoga this weekend for about an hour and
a half and I started to like it, does that
make me gay?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Is that a new girl? Yeah? No, you know, just.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh yoga, yeah, regular, like you know, yeah, I heard
my back a few weeks ago standing up.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's the whole story.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I was down the hall talking to one of our producers, Callum,
and I was like late in the show on a Monday,
probably three weeks ago today, and I realized how I
got about thirty seconds to get back in the studio
and I was leaning against the window sill.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I stood up, jump up, and oh what happened there?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I had a look on my face like I crapped
my pants and Callum was like, what's wrong?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Calum, I just threw my back out. He goes doing
what Now, you could do that at any age, but
forty three is a little young for too many of
those little mishaps. But it's like that first little hint
of fall in the air. It's like that first little
hint you're getting older? Can he You know, I don't
disagree with the point you're making. But the weird this
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happens to me once every like five to ten years.
It happened once in my twenties. Well that'll probably be
every three to five years and then every one to
two months exactly. So I did that, and I went
and saw a chiropractor first time in my life. He's like,
you're having trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Go out of the bathroom, and he's all these and
really are nothing, no interesting answers to any of those questions.
So he says, all right, you're just not stretching enough.
You've got to go do yoga. It's like yoga. So
I went and did yoga. I've been doing it now
for a few weeks, three weeks. I've been it three times,
and I'm in one of those recovery yoga classes. All
my friends asked the same question. Are there hot chicks
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in it? No, but there's pregnant women and geriatrix.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well maybe you'll move up to the big boy class
one day. You know, practice you'll get there.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And after doing it for about an hour and a
half this week, I like, you know what, I don't
hate this. There's something about it. I kind of you know,
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
If I remember correctly, when mister Kenneth brought up yoga
last week, you told him that that made him gay
already gay, So I'm not sure if it turns you
gay or if you were already gay before you started
taking yoga. Oh, I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This weekend, after that happened, I went home, I was like,
all right, let's see what this means. I drank Chardona,
I watched Queer as Folk? Is that what that show
is called? I listened to John I drove her around
in a Prius for an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And you also find tennis to be a kind of
a gay sport. I believe you have justised ume for
mentioning it. And yet didn't Donald Trump display his enjoyment
of the game of tennis yesterday at the US Open. Yeah,
I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Everybody's been arguing over whether or not the crowd is
booing or cheering.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I hear both. Not that are flagg was. I just
put him on camera.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They put Trump on camera as they were singing the
national anthem and displaying the American flage.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Looked booing, as some people like to report. I did
hear more cheering. Sure, they could tell you they were
cheering for the that part of the song. That was
probably what it was. What if that's what it was
love that song, not that president. What if all jokes aside,
that really is what? What if no one even saw
the TV? What if it was just a coincidence that
he was flashed on the screen when that happened. Because
(03:24):
I'm not at the tennis match.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's a thing this weekend that the liberal pundits were
obsessed with. Look at how they're booing him at a
tennis match. Okay, Now have him march through the stands
at a UFC event and tell me what people think
of Trump. But yeah, the love and a praise? Or
how about any sec football game? How about any sport
that liberals don't like, which is most of them, you
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know what I mean, other than tennis?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Or what's another one?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Soccer? I'm sure he okay, can't go to a soccer game.
I'm sure that's not gonna end well, But anything else?
So who ended up winning that big tennis match yesterday?
The men's champion at the US Open? You know the
best person was?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It? Was it the number one player or seeded or
the number two seed? You know what? Unless it was
Novak's I don't care. Yeah he got he got alsted
in the semifinals, on Friday, the winner was actually the
second seed. Al Caraz looks like Alcatraz. Easier to say,
beat the center three sets to one. So when a
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four center.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Is he a right wing populist? Have no idea, then
I don't care. I like to pick him out of
a lineup. Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady couldn't stand him
until I figured out they have vaguely similar political beliefs
than as me, And.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Now I guess Aaron Rodgers had a good weekend too.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
He seemed like, yeah, he crushed the Jets, which was great,
although we will have to find out how he's going.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
To play against the real NFL teams. That'll still have
to happen eventually, but they'll get there.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, how about you. I was your weekend?
Still fantastic. Weather was better, not actually you know, cold,
but it was less hot. This is truly what separates
the North from the South. Right around this year. I
gotta think people up north get a little depressed. People
in the South are like, finally, yay.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Nay, it's just that something better's coming. It's not here yet.
It's gonna be a little while yet. Maybe get a
hurricane before we get a cold front. I don't know,
but it's coming.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Janisteine says we're probably all good, which means, well, oh,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, I know exactly. So other professionals they always know. Yeah.
With the weather man, you can count on him. Look
at his haircut. It's Monday madness. Walton Johnson.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
One in eight Americans in a recent poll admit they
are overthinkers.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
The other group is still thinking it over right.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
The remaining seven and eight are still pondering how to
fill out the survey. It's that five percent of undecided
voters a week before the election.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't don't rush me. There's a lot to this, huh.
I gotta be careful.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Just don't vote about that you don't know by now.
It's fine, Just keep up then stay out of the way.
Everyone doesn't need to vote. It's okay, no big deal.
Everyone doesn't need to know how to bake a cake.
But when it comes time to bake the cake, don't
come running in the room with the tumeric.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Something that doesn't belong in the cake. Well, no, that
does not belong in the cake. No it doesn't. Hey,
you know what I heard. Apparently, if you're a woman
with short hair that you dyed two different colors. M
and you attend a Philadelphia baseball game, you behave exactly
how we expect you to behave.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Well, it's Philadelphia. That should have been the first thing
that made you expect something that was gonna go horribly wrong,
and then you get that haircut and coloring. No, there's
no way to know.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I'm sure everybody's seen the video by this point, but
if you haven't seen it, the Philadelphia Phillies played.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
A baseball game this weekend. Somebody hit a home run.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Much if anyway has ever been a baseball game, you know,
damn well, when the ball's bouncing around out there, whoever
gets to it first gets to keep it. That's how
it works. Sure, father's there with his son. They had
a real warm moment for just a brief fleeting second.
Dad runs over, grabs the ball, gives it to his son,
hugs his son. At this point, a woman who clearly
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campaigned for Kamala Harris, Megan Rappino's sister, looked like her totally.
If I said, what does a white, liberal, suburban woman
look like? In your head, you would immediately imagine this woman.
That's exactly what what she even doing at a baseball game.
There's no This is the woman that went out and
during she was just pissed that Pennsylvania went to Trump.
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She's one of those people. She runs over and tries
to grab the ball away from the dad, starts yelling
at him, and the dad bows up.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I thought the dad had given it to the sun
at this point, Yes, yes he did, but she runs
over to get the ball.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Is the point from the kid? From both of them? Yeah, yeah,
Well she's yelling at the dad because you and she
don't want to. I don't know what stopped her from
picking on the son. I guess because the father was
in the way and the father looked alarmed. At first,
everybody agrees she shouldn't have taken the ball away.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It was a bad luck. She looks like a monster.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
There's a debate online over whether or not the dad
should have given the ball back, and as somebody that's
not a parent, I'm gonna set this one out.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
There's a part of me that's like, yeah, don't cowtout
of bullies f that. You know, this woman looked there's
a bitch, don't give her the ball. But then On
the other hand, it's like, all right, what's the lesson
you're teaching your son that the ball is more important
than being a civil member of society.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't know. I don't know. What's important to recognize
here is that the game was not even played in Philadelphia.
It was in Florida. I'm sorry, well, thank you for
explaining that. I didn't watch it. But they were both
Phillies fans. It's the Philly fan thing. It's pretty well documented.
They're not good people. Is that right where they had?
(09:01):
That's amazing they were in Florida.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Wow, okay, well, what would you have done if you
were the dad and you were sitting there with one
of your kids back in the day and this woman ran.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Over elbow kin, just a short elbow to the solar plexus,
get her kind of breathing, gagging for air, and then
lower make it look like you're trying to help her,
and push your thumb on that karated ottery just under
her jaw line right there as you're trying to feel
for a pulse and see if she's you know, calms
down pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You know, I want that to be true, But you
and I both know you're a pretty Steve's a pretty
calm dude.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I've seen him in public. Don't try to take a
souvenir ball away from one of my kids, though.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You don't want to mess with that pap a bear.
There is a happy ending to the story. Later on
in the game. The kid was rewarded with a meet
and greet with the players. He got an autographed bat.
That's better than catching a ball, and the Philly's lost,
so that's good too, right, Yeah, any So in the end,
I guess the right way. And there was some rumor
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online that the woman had been fired from her job.
I don't know if that's true. I do know this.
A baseball fan was mistaken for her, and I guess
she the fan wrongly ide'd is the Phillies, Karen. It's
actually got a pretty she's having a There was one
of the wrong people had been I guess dosed online
and the woman's being a pretty good sport about it.
(10:23):
That's the story there, there's And the woman said, no,
I'm a Red Sox fan. I don't even like the
Philadelphia If. I don't know why people think I'm her.
They just kind of looked alike. I guess it's a
bad time to have that haircut.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It is anytime. Well, you know Ellen Rosie, who's the
other one, Robin Wright, Well, yeah, she decided it's time
to get out of the country. And congratulations, we should
applauded him. Tell everybody what a great choice they've made.
And yeah, you should probably go to if you feel
like they do.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I get why Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Maddow and Megan
Rappano have that haircut, but why would any head hoosexual
woman want to do that? Hang on, I'm being told
in my ear that Elizabeth Warren's not a lesbian. Can't
be right, No, come on, get out of Hereelie. Apparently
she's also not Native American. Also probably not heterosexual either.
Maybe nobody wants to do anything with her. Maybe she's
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just not sexual. Have you ever gotten a phone call
from a woman in your life? You know you're life?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, hang on, I didn't finish the sentence. And they
told you that they cut their hair, they have bangs.
Now what do you always you always imagine it's going
to be bad, right, Oh yeah, and ye, it's not
always bad, but there.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Are women that look good with short hair. It's just
when you are used to them having long hair. It's
quite an adjustment. By the time you get used to it,
hopefully it's growing out.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The people.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
The one they always use as an example is amber Rose.
They're like, well, have you seen how hot amber Rose is?
She has her head shaved? I agree? Name one more person, No, no,
you're right, amber Rose is really attractive. She has a
shaved head. Named two people, though, and make them women.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It's like I always okay, when you're speaking to broad generalities,
there's always that person there that's.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like, well, no, not everyone who does this is like that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I know this one person it's like, yes, I agree,
But the vast majority of people, it's never a helpful observation.
You know, I could think of an exception. Great, thank you,
but oh my, but am I wrong? No, you don't
chicks with shaved heads. Sorry, okay, anyway, anyway, we'll leave
that one alone.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're gonna it's gonna fester if you don't get it out.
You're right. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't know what becomes next to the Philadelphia Care
and I don't even care because it's you know, not
a Philadelphia Phillies fan. What is a Philly. They spell
it with a pH. They can't be the horse.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So many things to deal with, I'm not sure I
can add that to the plate right now.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Should a Questrian enthusiasts be offended by the fact that
their culture is being marginalized?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
For as a Catholic? Should I be mad about the padres?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You know?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's I think now, yes, you have to be Oh yeah,
well you know, now you're offended and you don't even
really know why. You know, it's interesting about that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Now that I know I could be offended about something,
I'm so time just like that, I'm thrilled, and yet
I'm still not really offended.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So I don't know what to do with it, Like, well,
you have to overblow it, exaggerate it, and make it
a bigger deal than it is, and until it makes
no sense at all, and then maybe yeah, somebody else
start to gofund me. For you, Jesus, that sounds exhausting.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is that what it's like to be a liberal? I
can't do it. I don't know. Monday, thank god it's
Monday again. Monday, Monday, Monday, thank god. Gig I am
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