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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I had to had to reschedule a dental appointment for today.
I promise this will be a short story because it's
not that interesting. So I just call them a minute agoy.
I's like, hey, can I reschedule us? They're like, yes,
our next availability is in four months.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What what sounds to me like they're just not real efficient.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's just a cleaning, that's all I'm I was like, no,
I'm not getting I'm not going to buy the.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But you know what's interesting. I was thinking about this.
If you go get a teeth a teeth cleaning, while
you're there, they want to chat with you. My dentist does,
at least I don't know what your dis is like,
but they want to They want to visit, they want
to chat, they want to talk about stuff. And it's like,
if they got down to the teeth cleaning right away,
you'd be in and out of there in fifteen minutes.
(00:46):
That would open up a lot of room for other
people who needed to reschedule. But the day that you're going,
there are people who are trying to get in and
camp because they just want to chew the fat, shoot
the breeze, have a meaningless conversation with your dentists. That
sounds like fun.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
When she said our next availability is in December, I said, oh, no,
you must be confused. I just wanted teeth cleaning. I'm
not in for surgery, right exactly. I don't need you
to replace all my teeth or anything. They said, no, sorry,
not going to be happening.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
He still got that one that comes out all the time,
like you used to. I used to used to kick
it out all the time and then smile at people
and they would freak out.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
People are always surprised by this. But I have been
punched in the face before more than one. Oh yes,
many many times.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I've found the story from ATF agents, expert marksmen, people
that know about shooting, and they agree with me. This
loan shot fired from a distance nearly two field football
fields away, struck the target in the neck. But that
would not have required an expert marksman like some of
(01:49):
the people are saying. Multiple firearm experts, people who have
served and gone into combat with seal teams and other
field They said, the kind of weapon that is available
to people today, with the kind of a good scope
and a good rifle, you don't have to be a
(02:09):
really great shot. To get away with something like that,
you have to have some experience. You can't just be
the first time you ever picked up a gun and
fired it. You're not going to hit what you're aiming at.
But minimal training, with that kind of technology and the
advancement in weaponry, you could hit a small target at
two hundred yards.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What people don't think about when they're in a situation
like that is not the ability to you know, hit
the target, pull the trigger with your little finger and
all sure, but how to control your breathing and your
your heart rate and things like that, so.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's true to hold it steady.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's why when women want to be shooters, they're good
because they usually are a little better at breath true
at breath control.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
They have that Olympic competition, and women are really good
shooting and bow and arrow both.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I've noticed.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I know this Russian woman, she can hold her breath
for like two minutes and she has no gag reflex.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's incredible. Nice, I know, it's amazing. Yeah, you know,
I was thinking about.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You talked about going skiing later on this year where
it's nice and cooler. It's going to be much cooler
than here. And when we go skiing, Kinney, being the young, firebrand,
evil Knievel type death wish guy that he is, I
do like to ski always finds the most challenging parts
of the mountain and tries to skip on that. Now,
(03:31):
when you ski right up to the edge before you
go over, and you look down and it's real steep
and it's full of crud or it's bumpy, and maybe
there's trees or rock sticking out, your.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Heart rate goes up one percent. You start I gotta
get ready for this.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Imagine if you are pointing a gun at another human
being and preparing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
To take their life.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I would imagine you would have a similar, maybe even
a more of a reaction and to heart rate and
heavy breathing and just being nervous about that. Yeah, unless
you're complete psycho and you just don't have any feelings
at all.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, well, I mean, which could be.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, the kind of person that shootings these guns probably
doesn't have a normal emotional cycle.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Again, I do, but in mine.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Uh, Jack Reacher, I don't know if y'all know him
or not, And I don't think that's your body.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
He won the.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Marine Corps shooting contest years ago. He was an army guy,
but he was one of the few outside of the
Marines that won the shooting contest that they have every year.
And he talked about that having to wait for your heartbeat,
not to just slow down, but just pull the trigger easily, squeeze,
don't jerk between beats.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Boom boom. You you wait for it. Boom boom, pull
boom boom boom boom. Pull.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Don't pull in the middle of the beat because that
slight little adjustment from two on or six hundred yards
away is going to effect whin didge An elevation.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
They always say wind died An elevation. You've heard it
a thousand times. I just heard it twice. Actually heard it. Yeah,
I never heard.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Though you don't know about shooting, I guess, but yeah,
it'll affect a trajectory.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Of the bully.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They have to They have to figure in not just
the windedge in the elevation, how far the bullet'll drop.
They actually factor in things besides that, humidity. The humidity
in the air can change the travel of a bullet.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
How me on here for a second, I have the
sound effect on my computer. Does that kind of sound
like he uh does that kind of sound like? This
guy is high blood pressure. He needs to see a cardiologist.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm not a.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Medical professional, but that certainly doesn't stop people from sharing
their opinions.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And then I think this guy's in some serious trouble.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know who recorded this sound effect, but his
heart sounds like it's beating a little too quick.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Uh huh, go see a doctor about that, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What would a normal heart beat be for per minute?
Beats per minute?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
One hundred it's I know the answer to this.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's one hundred and twenty beats per minute because it's
from the movie No Saturday Night Fever, right.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, that's that's for disco. No, I'm sure that's no.
Remember the movie The Office or the TV show.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The answer would be seventy two would be textbook your
standard human temperature ninety eight point six, blood pressure one
twenty over eighty, heart beats per minute seventy two.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well, or or a take or one hundred and forty four.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Now, if you're into, you know, if you're doing cardio
and you want to, you know, really amp that up. Yeah,
but no, not resting heart beat sixty would be better
seventy seventy two.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That's the norm according to you. Yeah, yeah, I could
do way faster than that. Those are rookie numbers.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's not what you want. You got to get those
numbers faster. You want resting heartbeat, so slow it down.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Hey, Billy, didn't you have a story a while back
about losing all your guns in a kayak accident?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh? Man, don't bring it up. It's a tragedy. I
don't like to re visit.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But I thought you said that after Trump got elected
you found all the guns.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Somebody, uh, somebody probably told that story.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well here's another story about kayaks that we were pretty
sure is true, Okay, and then it turned out it wasn't.
Could you imagine staging your own death in order to
get away from your wife. That would be crazy, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well no, wait, let's think it through. No Billy had
it would be crazy. Just go with it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
We have these distraught text messages between a Wisconsin father
of three and his wife of twenty two years. It
reveals her her desperate please after he vanished in the
middle of the night. Well, it turns out he staged
his own death during a kayak trip to run off
with his European mistress.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh well see he had a perfectly good excuse.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Meet Ryan Bargwart. That's his how Borgwart. I didn't name that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I can't believe some woman would be interested enough to
marry a guy named Bargwart.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Last year, I'm gonna be missus Bargwart. Yay No.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
About a year and a month ago, August eleventh, twenty
twenty four, he was starting to sending these text message
to his wife, Emily. He told her that he loved
her and that he snuck out of their house to
watch the northern lights, as men often do, as he
implemented his plan to abandon his family. According to messages
released by the Green Lake County Sheriff's Office, Emily Borgwart's
(08:16):
wife of twenty two years, lashed out at her husband
for spending so many nights.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Away from their family and for not informing her that
he was leading.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So we have these What could it possibly be that
was pulling him away from his family?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Something was reaching around and pulling him away. We don't
know what to So she sends him a text message,
you know where are you? Nothing new I should be
used to by now? So many nights I've had no
idea where you are when it's this late. The fleeing
father responded that he'd worked work on communication and describe
what the northern lights looked like. He said, of course
I snuck off to look at what would that be?
(08:50):
Aurora borealis?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Is that right? And she lights? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
He said, I love you, good night, I'll be heading
back to shore soon. Borgwart's final text to his wife
just disappeared. What a tragedy, that's what happened. She replied
that she loved him too, and told him to be
safe before heading too bad. But when Emily awoke the
following morning, no her husband had not returned. So stumped
up so as often you do when you're a woman,
(09:16):
she frantically sent a text message of course, hoping to
get an answer. She doesn't say anything about calling him.
I would think call, but then you would think where
are you? And babe, babe?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Question mark? You know, that's how you know it was serious.
I will ladea is sometimes a call won't go through
and a text will you know? Maybe you could drop both.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well, if you get that new T mobile with T satellite,
that's exactly what it does, wouldn't They tell me. When
your phone won't work anywhere, you can always send a
text anyway. Emily reported that Borgwart her husband missing later
that day. She made the report and her husband's kayaking
trip to Green Lake was about one hundred miles northwest
of Milwaukee. She was unaware that he had orchestrated a
(09:53):
plan to abandon her and the children. Now police eventually
found an overturned kayak and a life jacket that belonged
to the missing father, So investigators suspected that he had
drowned to death.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Or didn't have any blood on it. Maybe he should
have smeared some blood on it, and people would have
thought maybe he was attacked and killed and drug off
into the woods and his body scattered all over the
place by wild animals and they'd never find him.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well, he didn't do all that. He just abandoned the cozy.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So the search for Borgwart's body went on for eight
weeks after his disappearance had cost more than fifty thousand dollars,
and it resulted in the local community spending countless hours
in resources trying to find him. Fifty four days of
searching my friends Wow and investigators discovered that Borgwart had
been chatting with and I love this part. And he
was beccas standing woman on the internet, and it faked
(10:39):
his own death so he could be with her. Canadian
authorities Flaggedwarts Borgwarts name. Sorry, it's fun to say his name,
but it's also hard. On the day he was reported
missing and apparently he'd opened a new bank account, sought
to move some money overseas, wiped his computer, you know,
like with a bleach or whatever, like Hillary Clinton didn't
tell you do it, and he took off with three
hundred and seventy five five thousand dollars life insurance policy.
(11:02):
Just months later, Borgwart rode an electric bike seventy miles
overnight to Madison. After staging his own death. He then
took a bus from Detroit Crust into Canada, flew out
of Toronto to Paris before eventually reaching the European country
of Georgia. They made a country out of Georgia, hell,
so he could meet with his Uzbekistani flaning. Well, it
turns out all that stuff he did was illegal. It
(11:22):
accounts to insurance fraud and it cost a lot of
money and I wasted a lot of time there. So
now he's in a lot of trouble in the New
York Post article where I found this, he has been
sentenced to eighty nine days in county jail after pleading
no contest to a misdemeanor charge of obstructing an officer
during a hearing.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Andy's it that's the punishment, eighty nine days in jail, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Which is eighty nine days away from his wife, which
was kind of what he was wanting anyway. Aren't they
just helping him out?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You know now that you mentioned it also says there's
a thirty thousand dollars fine, but he came up with
three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So not not really much to be worried about the boy.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I hate to be the one to point this out,
but the article and the consequences kind of make it
sound like that was all worth it, didn't it totally?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Houston, we have a problem.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
What's the problem?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, seriously, what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Nothing? It's whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
You don't care anyway. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Check check one, two, three, yeah, five six. We got
an audio we were live streaming. We were playing some
some of that Donald Trump interviewed during commercial and someone's
saying they couldn't hear anything, and I don't know why
because they should have been able to. But anyway, well
they can hear us now, Yeah, it certainly seems that
the audio is working. But anyway, if you're listening on
the radio today, sometimes on Friday, not always, but sometimes
(12:43):
we do a live stream and today a video of
what it looks like, of what all of us look
like in the studio, or as much of us as
we'd be willing to show you. And you could see
that right now if you head on over to our book,
face page or our ex account or whatever you want.
Can't help but notice today, as I'm looking at the news,
how many stupid headlines they are. Just a plethora of
dumb headlines. Listen to this headline from Wired dot com.
(13:07):
Wired dot com reports right wing activists are targeting people
for allegedly celebrating Charlie Kirk's does.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh that's all alleged, but there is no allegedly the
right wing violence. That's just a common practice. Everybody knows that.
I feel like the targeting part would have been the murder.
But whatever. Here's another one.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Rolling Stone magazine reports the Maga right says Charlie Kirk
is a martyr for freedom of expression, but still want
people to lose their jobs for criticizing his rhetoric. Criticizing
his rhetoric now, I think the reason people are getting
canceled right now isn't for criticizing his rhetoric. It's for
celebrating his death.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Plus, these people that want to talk about their freedom
of speech, they don't want you to have your freedom
of speech.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
What about the freedom of speech of your.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Employer, who has the freedom of expression to fire you.
You have the freedom to say what you want to say.
It doesn't mean that you're immune to any after effect
that might happen afterwards. I say, let them talk, let
them say all this stupid trap.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Shows who you are.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Come right out and just demonstrate your stupidity.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
And by the way, when you go out and you
openly admit that you're a death cult, watch and see
what that what happens next year in the midterms, guys,
we're getting real close. We're getting into the fall now.
That means midterm seasons right around the corner. We're two
seasons away from it. You're gonna start seeing real heavy
campaigning in the next couple of months and then right
around right after the New Year's get ready, here comes midterms.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I figured, with all that anti Trump fervor in the media,
you guys would have won an election or two.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
But no, we're gonna crush you.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Figuratively speaking, you tried to murder us, We're gonna murder
your chances of getting elected. You literally tried to kill us.
We're gonna not literally murder your I'm figuring you get
the analogy.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Now, speaking of elections, I was reading about Nancy Mace.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You're familiar.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, she's been commenting on some of my posts. I
keep trying to tell her, Lady, no, I'm too.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Young for you. My eyes are up here. That's what
I told her, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, Well, she is running for governor of South Carolina apparently,
and with that would come some campaign stops.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
She wants to be governor.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, but she and on the opposite side Alexandria Casio
Cortez Democrat, and you know, Nancy Mace, Republican. They have
both announced that they are canceling their public events for
the near future, and they basically are nervous, scared, or alarmed.
(15:41):
However you want to put it canceling all outdoor and
public events for the foreseeable future. As a matter ifict
Nancy Mace was planning on she had a speaking engagement
on a college campus coming up soon.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Well, we're not canceling ours.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Next week I'm speaking at the Texas Youth Summit up
at the Woodlands Marriott and then October fifth, Sunday, October fifth,
we've got a comedy show happening at the Badass You're
not Brewing Company.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You can get your.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Tickets at wheelchairsfo Warriors dot org. We need laughter now
more than ever. It's gonna be us, Chad Prayther, it's
gonna be my buddy Jesse Payton.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
We're gonna be drinking beers, eating tacos.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
We're expecting to see you there. Yeah, you can't come.
You can still make a nice donation too Wheelchairs for Warriors,
because that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Absolutely, go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org today, make
a donation, and if you can come out to the
comedy show, please do because that's exactly what the libs
don't want you to.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
If it chick sleeps with ten dudes, she's a slot.
But when a go I does it. He is gay.
He's definitely gay. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I had to had to reschedule a dental appointment for today.
I promise this will be a short story because it's
not that interesting. So I just call them a minute agoy.
I's like, hey, can I reschedule us? They're like, yes,
our next availability is in four months.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What what sounds to me like they're just not real efficient.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's just a cleaning, that's all I'm I was like, no,
I'm not getting I'm not going to buy the.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But you know what's interesting. I was thinking about this.
If you go get a teeth a teeth cleaning, while
you're there, they want to chat with you. My dentist does,
at least I don't know what your dis is like,
but they want to They want to visit, they want
to chat, they want to talk about stuff. And it's like,
if they got down to the teeth cleaning right away,
you'd be in and out of there in fifteen minutes.
(00:46):
That would open up a lot of room for other
people who needed to reschedule. But the day that you're going,
there are people who are trying to get in and
camp because they just want to chew the fat, shoot
the breeze, have a meaningless conversation with your dentists. That
sounds like fun.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
When she said our next availability is in December, I said, oh, no,
you must be confused. I just wanted teeth cleaning. I'm
not in for surgery, right exactly. I don't need you
to replace all my teeth or anything. They said, no, sorry,
not going to be happening.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
He still got that one that comes out all the time,
like you used to. I used to used to kick
it out all the time and then smile at people
and they would freak out.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
People are always surprised by this. But I have been
punched in the face before more than one. Oh yes,
many many times.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I've found the story from ATF agents, expert marksmen, people
that know about shooting, and they agree with me. This
loan shot fired from a distance nearly two field football
fields away, struck the target in the neck. But that
would not have required an expert marksman like some of
(01:49):
the people are saying. Multiple firearm experts, people who have
served and gone into combat with seal teams and other
field They said, the kind of weapon that is available
to people today, with the kind of a good scope
and a good rifle, you don't have to be a
(02:09):
really great shot. To get away with something like that,
you have to have some experience. You can't just be
the first time you ever picked up a gun and
fired it. You're not going to hit what you're aiming at.
But minimal training, with that kind of technology and the
advancement in weaponry, you could hit a small target at
two hundred yards.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What people don't think about when they're in a situation
like that is not the ability to you know, hit
the target, pull the trigger with your little finger and
all sure, but how to control your breathing and your
your heart rate and things like that, so.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's true to hold it steady.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's why when women want to be shooters, they're good
because they usually are a little better at breath true
at breath control.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
They have that Olympic competition, and women are really good
shooting and bow and arrow both.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I've noticed.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I know this Russian woman, she can hold her breath
for like two minutes and she has no gag reflex.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's incredible. Nice, I know, it's amazing. Yeah, you know,
I was thinking about.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You talked about going skiing later on this year where
it's nice and cooler. It's going to be much cooler
than here. And when we go skiing, Kinney, being the young, firebrand,
evil Knievel type death wish guy that he is, I
do like to ski always finds the most challenging parts
of the mountain and tries to skip on that. Now,
(03:31):
when you ski right up to the edge before you
go over, and you look down and it's real steep
and it's full of crud or it's bumpy, and maybe
there's trees or rock sticking out, your.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Heart rate goes up one percent. You start I gotta
get ready for this.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Imagine if you are pointing a gun at another human
being and preparing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
To take their life.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I would imagine you would have a similar, maybe even
a more of a reaction and to heart rate and
heavy breathing and just being nervous about that. Yeah, unless
you're complete psycho and you just don't have any feelings
at all.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, well, I mean, which could be.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, the kind of person that shootings these guns probably
doesn't have a normal emotional cycle.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Again, I do, but in mine.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Uh, Jack Reacher, I don't know if y'all know him
or not, And I don't think that's your body.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
He won the.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Marine Corps shooting contest years ago. He was an army guy,
but he was one of the few outside of the
Marines that won the shooting contest that they have every year.
And he talked about that having to wait for your heartbeat,
not to just slow down, but just pull the trigger easily, squeeze,
don't jerk between beats.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Boom boom. You you wait for it. Boom boom, pull
boom boom boom boom. Pull.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Don't pull in the middle of the beat because that
slight little adjustment from two on or six hundred yards
away is going to effect whin didge An elevation.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
They always say wind died An elevation. You've heard it
a thousand times. I just heard it twice. Actually heard it. Yeah,
I never heard.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Though you don't know about shooting, I guess, but yeah,
it'll affect a trajectory.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Of the bully.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They have to They have to figure in not just
the windedge in the elevation, how far the bullet'll drop.
They actually factor in things besides that, humidity. The humidity
in the air can change the travel of a bullet.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
How me on here for a second, I have the
sound effect on my computer. Does that kind of sound
like he uh does that kind of sound like? This
guy is high blood pressure. He needs to see a cardiologist.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm not a.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Medical professional, but that certainly doesn't stop people from sharing
their opinions.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And then I think this guy's in some serious trouble.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know who recorded this sound effect, but his
heart sounds like it's beating a little too quick.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Uh huh, go see a doctor about that, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
What would a normal heart beat be for per minute?
Beats per minute?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
One hundred it's I know the answer to this.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's one hundred and twenty beats per minute because it's
from the movie No Saturday Night Fever, right.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, that's that's for disco. No, I'm sure that's no.
Remember the movie The Office or the TV show.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The answer would be seventy two would be textbook your
standard human temperature ninety eight point six, blood pressure one
twenty over eighty, heart beats per minute seventy two.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well, or or a take or one hundred and forty four.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Now, if you're into, you know, if you're doing cardio
and you want to, you know, really amp that up. Yeah,
but no, not resting heart beat sixty would be better
seventy seventy two.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That's the norm according to you. Yeah, yeah, I could
do way faster than that. Those are rookie numbers.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's not what you want. You got to get those
numbers faster. You want resting heartbeat, so slow it down.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Hey, Billy, didn't you have a story a while back
about losing all your guns in a kayak accident?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh? Man, don't bring it up. It's a tragedy. I
don't like to re visit.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But I thought you said that after Trump got elected
you found all the guns.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Somebody, uh, somebody probably told that story.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well here's another story about kayaks that we were pretty
sure is true, Okay, and then it turned out it wasn't.
Could you imagine staging your own death in order to
get away from your wife. That would be crazy, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well no, wait, let's think it through. No Billy had
it would be crazy. Just go with it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
We have these distraught text messages between a Wisconsin father
of three and his wife of twenty two years. It
reveals her her desperate please after he vanished in the
middle of the night. Well, it turns out he staged
his own death during a kayak trip to run off
with his European mistress.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh well see he had a perfectly good excuse.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Meet Ryan Bargwart. That's his how Borgwart. I didn't name that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I can't believe some woman would be interested enough to
marry a guy named Bargwart.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Last year, I'm gonna be missus Bargwart. Yay No.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
About a year and a month ago, August eleventh, twenty
twenty four, he was starting to sending these text message
to his wife, Emily. He told her that he loved
her and that he snuck out of their house to
watch the northern lights, as men often do, as he
implemented his plan to abandon his family. According to messages
released by the Green Lake County Sheriff's Office, Emily Borgwart's
(08:16):
wife of twenty two years, lashed out at her husband
for spending so many nights.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Away from their family and for not informing her that
he was leading.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So we have these What could it possibly be that
was pulling him away from his family?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Something was reaching around and pulling him away. We don't
know what to So she sends him a text message,
you know where are you? Nothing new I should be
used to by now? So many nights I've had no
idea where you are when it's this late. The fleeing
father responded that he'd worked work on communication and describe
what the northern lights looked like. He said, of course
I snuck off to look at what would that be?
(08:50):
Aurora borealis?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Is that right? And she lights? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
He said, I love you, good night, I'll be heading
back to shore soon. Borgwart's final text to his wife
just disappeared. What a tragedy, that's what happened. She replied
that she loved him too, and told him to be
safe before heading too bad. But when Emily awoke the
following morning, no her husband had not returned. So stumped
up so as often you do when you're a woman,
(09:16):
she frantically sent a text message of course, hoping to
get an answer. She doesn't say anything about calling him.
I would think call, but then you would think where
are you? And babe, babe?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Question mark? You know, that's how you know it was serious.
I will ladea is sometimes a call won't go through
and a text will you know? Maybe you could drop both.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well, if you get that new T mobile with T satellite,
that's exactly what it does, wouldn't They tell me. When
your phone won't work anywhere, you can always send a
text anyway. Emily reported that Borgwart her husband missing later
that day. She made the report and her husband's kayaking
trip to Green Lake was about one hundred miles northwest
of Milwaukee. She was unaware that he had orchestrated a
(09:53):
plan to abandon her and the children. Now police eventually
found an overturned kayak and a life jacket that belonged
to the missing father, So investigators suspected that he had
drowned to death.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Or didn't have any blood on it. Maybe he should
have smeared some blood on it, and people would have
thought maybe he was attacked and killed and drug off
into the woods and his body scattered all over the
place by wild animals and they'd never find him.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well, he didn't do all that. He just abandoned the cozy.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So the search for Borgwart's body went on for eight
weeks after his disappearance had cost more than fifty thousand dollars,
and it resulted in the local community spending countless hours
in resources trying to find him. Fifty four days of
searching my friends Wow and investigators discovered that Borgwart had
been chatting with and I love this part. And he
was beccas standing woman on the internet, and it faked
(10:39):
his own death so he could be with her. Canadian
authorities Flaggedwarts Borgwarts name. Sorry, it's fun to say his name,
but it's also hard. On the day he was reported
missing and apparently he'd opened a new bank account, sought
to move some money overseas, wiped his computer, you know,
like with a bleach or whatever, like Hillary Clinton didn't
tell you do it, and he took off with three
hundred and seventy five five thousand dollars life insurance policy.
(11:02):
Just months later, Borgwart rode an electric bike seventy miles
overnight to Madison. After staging his own death. He then
took a bus from Detroit Crust into Canada, flew out
of Toronto to Paris before eventually reaching the European country
of Georgia. They made a country out of Georgia, hell,
so he could meet with his Uzbekistani flaning. Well, it
turns out all that stuff he did was illegal. It
(11:22):
accounts to insurance fraud and it cost a lot of
money and I wasted a lot of time there. So
now he's in a lot of trouble in the New
York Post article where I found this, he has been
sentenced to eighty nine days in county jail after pleading
no contest to a misdemeanor charge of obstructing an officer
during a hearing.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Andy's it that's the punishment, eighty nine days in jail, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Which is eighty nine days away from his wife, which
was kind of what he was wanting anyway. Aren't they
just helping him out?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You know now that you mentioned it also says there's
a thirty thousand dollars fine, but he came up with
three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So not not really much to be worried about the boy.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I hate to be the one to point this out,
but the article and the consequences kind of make it
sound like that was all worth it, didn't it totally?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Houston, we have a problem.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
What's the problem?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, seriously, what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Nothing? It's whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
You don't care anyway. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Check check one, two, three, yeah, five six. We got
an audio we were live streaming. We were playing some
some of that Donald Trump interviewed during commercial and someone's
saying they couldn't hear anything, and I don't know why
because they should have been able to. But anyway, well
they can hear us now, Yeah, it certainly seems that
the audio is working. But anyway, if you're listening on
the radio today, sometimes on Friday, not always, but sometimes
(12:43):
we do a live stream and today a video of
what it looks like, of what all of us look
like in the studio, or as much of us as
we'd be willing to show you. And you could see
that right now if you head on over to our book,
face page or our ex account or whatever you want.
Can't help but notice today, as I'm looking at the news,
how many stupid headlines they are. Just a plethora of
dumb headlines. Listen to this headline from Wired dot com.
(13:07):
Wired dot com reports right wing activists are targeting people
for allegedly celebrating Charlie Kirk's does.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh that's all alleged, but there is no allegedly the
right wing violence. That's just a common practice. Everybody knows that.
I feel like the targeting part would have been the murder.
But whatever. Here's another one.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Rolling Stone magazine reports the Maga right says Charlie Kirk
is a martyr for freedom of expression, but still want
people to lose their jobs for criticizing his rhetoric. Criticizing
his rhetoric now, I think the reason people are getting
canceled right now isn't for criticizing his rhetoric. It's for
celebrating his death.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Plus, these people that want to talk about their freedom
of speech, they don't want you to have your freedom
of speech.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
What about the freedom of speech of your.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Employer, who has the freedom of expression to fire you.
You have the freedom to say what you want to say.
It doesn't mean that you're immune to any after effect
that might happen afterwards. I say, let them talk, let
them say all this stupid trap.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Shows who you are.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Come right out and just demonstrate your stupidity.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
And by the way, when you go out and you
openly admit that you're a death cult, watch and see
what that what happens next year in the midterms, guys,
we're getting real close. We're getting into the fall now.
That means midterm seasons right around the corner. We're two
seasons away from it. You're gonna start seeing real heavy
campaigning in the next couple of months and then right
around right after the New Year's get ready, here comes midterms.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I figured, with all that anti Trump fervor in the media,
you guys would have won an election or two.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
But no, we're gonna crush you.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Figuratively speaking, you tried to murder us, We're gonna murder
your chances of getting elected. You literally tried to kill us.
We're gonna not literally murder your I'm figuring you get
the analogy.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Now, speaking of elections, I was reading about Nancy Mace.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You're familiar.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, she's been commenting on some of my posts. I
keep trying to tell her, Lady, no, I'm too.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Young for you. My eyes are up here. That's what
I told her, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, Well, she is running for governor of South Carolina apparently,
and with that would come some campaign stops.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
She wants to be governor.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, but she and on the opposite side Alexandria Casio
Cortez Democrat, and you know, Nancy Mace, Republican. They have
both announced that they are canceling their public events for
the near future, and they basically are nervous, scared, or alarmed.
(15:41):
However you want to put it canceling all outdoor and
public events for the foreseeable future. As a matter ifict
Nancy Mace was planning on she had a speaking engagement
on a college campus coming up soon.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Well, we're not canceling ours.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Next week I'm speaking at the Texas Youth Summit up
at the Woodlands Marriott and then October fifth, Sunday, October fifth,
we've got a comedy show happening at the Badass You're
not Brewing Company.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You can get your.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Tickets at wheelchairsfo Warriors dot org. We need laughter now
more than ever. It's gonna be us, Chad Prayther, it's
gonna be my buddy Jesse Payton.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
We're gonna be drinking beers, eating tacos.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
We're expecting to see you there. Yeah, you can't come.
You can still make a nice donation too Wheelchairs for Warriors,
because that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Absolutely, go to Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org today, make
a donation, and if you can come out to the
comedy show, please do because that's exactly what the libs
don't want you to.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
If it chick sleeps with ten dudes, she's a slot.
But when a go I does it. He is gay.
He's definitely gay. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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