Ohio Rejects Satan - MON 9.2

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
For a lot of reasons.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I wish they hadn't killed Charlie Kirk last week or
any time. But one of the reasons is because we're
really missing out on what could be some quality entertainment
in the courthouse down in Florida. Because the second guy
that tried to assassinate Trump. You know back then, this Ruth,

(00:26):
Ryan Ruth. Are you familiar with him? Yeah, I've heard
of it. He's on trial right now. He's on trial
and he is acting as his own attorney, which is
always hilarious and a terrible idea. So he started out,
and I guess they said opening statements, and here it
comes Ryan Ruth, who's not a lawyer, and he's mentally ill, basically,

(00:51):
and he started off his opening statements, and within seconds
the prosecutors had to first objection the presentation he was
giving was impermissible. The judge agreed, but let him carry
on anyway with a warning. And so about three minutes

(01:13):
in he had invoked the name of Adolph Hitler and
mused about peaceful meetings between humans one and a half
million years ago, and then asked the jurors why are
we even here, which the prosecution objected to for a
second time. The judge agreed. She told him I have

(01:35):
limited patients and will not tolerate you making a mockery
of the court. And so then she let him go
on and he said, this case means absolutely nothing. He
told the jurors. He said, a life has already been lived.
Prosecutors objected a third and final time. At that point,
the judge told him she's out of patience and your

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time is up. So then the prosecution they took forty
six minutes to outline the case they have against Ruth
and they said it started with him buying or part
obtaining an illegal weapon from a friend of his who
had no idea what he was planning on doing. Then

(02:20):
the canted off three stolen license plates, six burner phones,
three aliases that he cycled through During his eight hundred
mile drive from North Carolina to West Palm Beach, where
the golf course was. He monitored the weather so that
he would know that it was going to be a
sunny day that Trump was likely to go golfing. He

(02:42):
had no other reason to be in South Florida. He
wasn't homeless. He traded his home in Honolulu for a
parking space in a truck stop. Wow, what a trash basket.
Oh yeah, this guy's just all kinds of sick. I
think is one of his daughter, I think they said
was there every day at the so far and she said,
he's just he's sick.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Really really fascinating stuff too, isn't he in a propaganda
film for the Ukraine War? Oh yeah, and it was
doing all that too, And it was funded by Blackwater
or black Rock, black Rock, that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Ruth also visited Trump International Golf Club seventeen times, always
in the middle of the night in the weeks leading
up to Trump's.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Visit to the golf course. He was not there to
play golf in the middle of.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
The night, The prosecution points out. He was there to
scout out the best place for a sniper hive, and
he found it in the shrubbery facing the sixth hole,
where he expected Trump to die. Ruth sat there for
forty six minutes as they you know, went through, never objected,

(03:51):
nor did he appear to take any notes. He just
sat there and swiveled back and forth in his chair
at the defense table. Yeah, he he got a gun,
traveled down spent seventeen separate nights visiting monitored Trump's schedule
and the weather found himself a nice little Heidi hole there,

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and that's where the Secret Service found him.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I beginning to notice something here. Are we ever actually
pulled the trigger? I don't even remember now if you
actually Yeah, they exchanged gunfire. He got a shot off.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
We were at an airport when this news broke or
I was traveling.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Were you guys with me? I think you were?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, weren't we? What were we doing? I don't remember.
I don't remember what I did this past weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
To be honest with you, well, you know, yeah, I
went to nine inch Nails.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It was Do you remember what I did? No? But
I remember what I did. I don't think nobody wants
to remember what you did. No, I'm not trying to
picture that, dude. Really.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Other than that, I mean, it was a sad weekend.
But I will tell you I had a good time
of that concert. I felt a little guilty. I was
having so much fun at the concert. You know what,
with all the bad news.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
You shouldn't have been out having fun, can't he all?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I bought those tickets months ago. What was I not
gonna go? I was surprised to see that Trent Resnor's
stage show. It was almost like, you know, because it's
alternative music, it was almost like a Taylor Swift concert.
There were multiple stages. They were going back and forth
between different stages. I was right in tailor, in Trent
Resnor's face. I was drinking from his water bottle. He
didn't really Yeah, he didn't appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
He kept talking. You didn't kill it? Did you gave
him some back? I hope? Yeah. I only had a
swish of it, you know, just a little. It was thirsty.
You swished, Yeah, I was. I spent.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I drank some and I spit it back in sowe.
Good to have the water. No, I rinsed my mouth
out and then I put it back in the bottle.
Oh you're a spitter? Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Yeah, Why
is everybody looking at me weird?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't, I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't think I would have suggested mentioning any of
that out in public. All right, there's so many of
these stupid news stories. I almost think we should stop
reporting on him. But parents at Corvette Junior Public School
were shocked when they learned that their ten and eleven
year old children that's fifth grade have been shown the
video of the Charlie Kirk assassination by the teacher, and

(06:00):
then the teacher told the students that he deserved it.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Student Again, it's not just colleges.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I mean that that's where, but Tony Kirk also visited
with high schools and talked to high school people as well.
But now middle school they're getting this. In kindergarten up,
they're getting brainwashed. And I mean, if you want to
blame anybody, blame the people who, for whatever reason, I
guess they were busy doing something else didn't notice that

(06:30):
the entire education system in this country has been taken
over by left wing liberal maniacs. Even if you believe that,
why would you show that video to kids? Has everybody
serious seen the video? I'm not recommended.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
No, I didn't look at it. I could have, but
I didn't want to. I can.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I've seen people shop before. I mean, I've heard of
people being shot before. I've seen other videos before, and
I didn't need to look at that.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
This was really bad.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I mean it was and I've seen you know, you're
you're talking to a guy that's seen all the Taliban stuff,
all the icist stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I've seen all of that.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I've seen video footage of people blowing up, and the
video of him getting shot was one of the most
graphic disturbing things I've ever seen in my life. And
I have seen every Fasis of Death movie. I mean,
I just I haven't. I haven't slept well since I
seen it, and that was last Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I just can't a good reason to love to look
at it. You shouldn't look at it.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I like sleeping, not even not even with a pradat
straw visor cap.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I'm like, what, Oh, thank you for asking. Prada has
gone viral now, Oh I saw that. I didn't know
it was Prada, Yeah, Saxpith havn't it looked like the
usual Prada merch. I want to draw a picture here
for you.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Imagine you took a basket and you put a big
hole in it, and you put the basket on a
woman's head. That's what the hat, That's what the visor is.
It's basically I don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's like a flower pot turned upside down, and like
I said, it's got a hole in it. So they
put a little piece of plexiglass in there so you
could see maybe.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's made out of wicker.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
It almost looks like a robot cyborg cyclops mask.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
But for a Bollywood movie, I'm assuming this is Prada.
They got a pretty good price tag on that too.
It's not like you know, well, I wouldn't wear that,
but it was only two dollars, so I took it.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
No, it's probably hundreds of dollars. It's twenty eight hundred dollars.
It is twenty eight It cost thousands, thousands of dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'd so love to get beaten up by you and
be your toilet. Walton and Johnson Radio Network. All right,
Oh there's more. Am I gonna get poisoned by what
I just drank? Yeah? Probably? Why did you do that?
Why did you even put your lips to it? I
only had a taste of it.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, Getty is so brave, I mean dumb, but brave.
You just ate something A mysterious anonymous person sent us
an hour ago.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
And they and they said, from your comrade. That makes
me think it was like a communist thing. But it
came with a bisk Off cookie. And I gotta tell
you I was wrong. I feel like you're probably safe
with the cookie. It is individually wrapped for your.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Safety. That was cookie.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Okay, back to that Ryan Ruth guy. First of all,
the assassin, he did not get a shot off. I
just was reading this after I asked you and you
said he did. The news said they exchanged gunfire. They
didn't exchange. Apparently the Secret Service guy saw a rifle

(09:28):
barrel pointing out of the butshes pointed at him and
he fired. Okay, the Ryan Ruth, the assassin on trial
right now defending himself, it didn't actually get a shot off.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
According to this news story.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
However, at least four witnesses have testified about the Vienna sausages.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm sorry what uh huh? Yeah, I know it takes
a minute for it to kick in. The Vienna sausages.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, the trial has a lot of it has been
about Vienna sausages. They said Ruth sent some selfies to
a friend of his to try to convince his friend
that he was out camping, and so he's in the
bushes and so he took a picture and there's Vienna
sausages in the picture, which really didn't prove anything. But

(10:25):
apparently now there have at least four different people have
mentioned the Vienna sausages.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Right, So here's what I'm probably the Vienna sausages. Yeah,
it's not even an American sausage. It's Vienna, right. I mean,
I'm assuming you know, We've got way better sausages in Louisiana.
In Chicago, we got Italian sausage. What do you need
at Vienna sausage for It's a worst sausage. Is there
anything good ever come out of Austria?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Name one thing?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
The prosecutors did tell the jurors that the Vienna sausages
is one way to put mister Ruth at the scene
of the crime. Another way would be he was spotted
by multiple Secret Service agents.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Isn't that where they caught him? Yeah, I mean you
caught him there, right. Why do you need to prove
he was that? We we know he was. The prosecutors
that he used ten burner phones. That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
The three aliases, the stolen license plates, you know, multiplize
the illegal firearm, YadA, YadA, YadA, on and on it goes.
His opening statement lasted right at ten minutes. The judge
had allowed forty five minutes for opening statements, and then
the judge said, after the third time that he disrespected
the court and that the prosecution objected.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
She said, yeah, that's it. Your time's up.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
So the kind of person you think that keeps creating
a new phone getting a new phone number like that,
is that's kind of like a stalker, psychotic, political dissident.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Behavior, I guess. So what would you know about that?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
I wouldn't know anything about it sounds dangerous. If someone
did that, I would want to keep that person at
armless length for sure.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, yeah, that's scary. So, you know, they went.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Through all this stuff, the pictures of the four different
people had to bring up and a sausage. This apparently
he didn't know how long he was gonna have to
hunk her down in his little bushes there, so he
brought snacks kind of like.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
That marathon runner. But her boyfriend ain't the snacks.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
He didn't give her his sausage, you know himself.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Anyway, that's the situation there, all right.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
So in Ohio right now, they have State Root route
you hate?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
What is it router or Root? What do you want
me to say? Is it a highway? I always say
it's a route? What about state highway?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's State Route six six six? Oh No, well, they
have to rename it now.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
So how is it that it even exists? Why do
they have a six six six in Ohio?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
That's not a new thing to the mark of the
Beasts and all of that nonsense.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Ohio residents are trying to get it renamed. Paula Sawyer
wrote that she said, quote, I didn't know what the
intentions of the state are. I only know that these
sign are posted with these numbers, and these numbers make
me uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, why do you have state routes
six sixty six? Maybe Ohio needs to be given to Canada.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's the devil talking. True yep, true enough.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Meanwhile, in Maine, somebody lost their dogs, so they did
something that they used new technology to find the dogs,
only for this to end worse than it started. A
drone was searching for missing dogs in Maine last week
and someone saw the drone and shot it out of
the sky. Okay, here's Rob Russell, the man who owns

(13:39):
the drone service, talking about what happened.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
It both violates main statutes, but it's also a federal offense,
so it is actually the same charge as shooting at
or striking a plane full of people.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
As a commercial drone, I.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Can't use it and it's going to be out of
my use for a long time and that affects what
I do.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Wow, that sucks. It's kind of a duche thing to do.
This suck sucks. That sucks all over the place.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Sucks hard. There you go, bad for that guy. I
had the weirdest thing happened to me over the weekend.
I was buying a synthesizer on the internet.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
You needed a good synthesizer.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
And the guy I was buying from the synthesizer fro
him said it was going to take him a few
days to mail it to me. And I said, why why,
why can't you just send it and right now?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Just go put it in the mail right now.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
So he says to me, I was at the burning
Man Festival and I got ran over by a cyber truck.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
No way, and you were driving the truck. No, I
wasn't driving.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh, but you were driving a camper and I know
you probably have no experience at that so you probably
did run over somebody.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
So I knew the guy was in Minnesota because I
could see where he was setting it from. So I
google him look, it's a news story. This is an
actual terrifying Minnesota artist run over by cyber truck at
burning Man Festival. He said he's going to take months
before he can walk again.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Did they run over the synthesizer too? He didn't bring
the synthesizer with him? Oh good, because I didn't want
to buy that piece of crap.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
But it looks like he did bring his kids with
He had his twin sons with him. Jiden, kids should
be at a festival like that. What do you think
about that?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
No? I don't think so well. I'm not judging the guy.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I feel bad for him that he got ran over
by the cyber truck, and you know, I hope he
recovers you and that really sucks. He had a GoFundMe online,
so I gave him one hundred bucks because I felt
bad for him. Plus the synthesizer was really cheap. He
must really and needed the money. I felt bad for
the guy. Honestly, it just was a sad.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Tell him you thought you should pay more? Well, that
was why I went to his GoFundMe and gave him
some money.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
You know, aren't you just a suck? I mean, a
sweet guy he got ran over by a truck. Here's
your problem. Well, no, but I still feel bad. I'm
a child of God.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
You know, if someone tells me I was about he
was selling the synthesizer for cheap because the poor guy
got ran over by a truck, and I felt bad
for him. And when I learned that, I thought, well,
the least I could do is give him a little
more money.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
It is the least I could do. Don't you agree? Yeah?
And you you're famous for doing the least you can
ever do. I am, yeah, I'll you know, what is it?
Time to get out of here yet?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I gotta go. I don't know about the rest of
you all, but I gotta get home all right. Quick reminder, kids,
I got a pantry full of Vienna sausages.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I gotta get rid of no case Vienna sausages.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
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