Hungry Hungry Boyfriend - MON 9.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was trying to think, when's the last time we
took a bunch of calls like that.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
We kind of quit taking calls, didn't we at some point,
And most people didn't miss him.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
But those were good callers. They just called it. I
felt that was important insight.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Those people all seemed intelligent, They seemed well educated.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
They got right to the point and knew what they
wanted to say, said it.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
And now articulate, you know. And you know some people
call the show and they just ramble on and on
and on.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's our job. Yeah, what do you think you're us?
You know, come on, happy or not?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It is.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Prince Harry's birthday doesn't appear to be very happy. Most
of the time. He's married to Meghan Markle. Maybe that's
why his royal title either is or was the Duke
of Sussex. He is fifth in line to the throne,
behind his older brother William and William's three children. Duke

(00:56):
of Sussex more like Duke of fum never mind, Duke
of what never mind. Yeah, I'm not gonna say it, falling, down, falling.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm not a big fan of the royal family, but
it's his birthday. We have to acknowledge it. He's obviously famous.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Forty one years old today.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Boy, is it kind of disrespectful to point this out
his wife, his mom back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
It was kind of a babe, wasn't she. That's quite disrespectful,
is it?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh, the lovely and talented Tom Hardy is forty eight
years old. I like Tom Hardy. Oh he's so good. Yeah,
he's good. Yeah. Yeah, he's done a lot of stuff
that I like. Have you watched Mobland? Have you seen
him in Mobland? I started watching it. You know what
bothers me about the show. It's all their stupid British
accents or Scottish. Yeah, that'll happen when you set a

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show in the United Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
He's also in Peaky Blinders. I have watched a bit
of Mobland. I thought it was good and Peaky Blonders,
and he was a good pick for Venom.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
They're just not good movie. They're not good movies, stupid.
But still he's very good. And apparently he is like
a martial arts fighter, just in like as a hobby. Really,
he's forty eight years old. He's very tough, he's very rugged,
madly and rugged like a Tiels very cool.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay anyway, yeah, well, happy birthday to him. And he's
also British. Josh Charles.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
He was in Dead Poets Society quite young. He was
in the Good Wife. He was on some sports show
long time ago. He's fifty four. Dina Lohan, Lindsey's mom,
is sixty three years old. I know her dad. Michael
used to work here. Lindsay's her her mother's you know
Dina's mother or dad?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Lindsay's dad. Oh, you said Lindsay. I said, I know
her dad.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, but it's Dina's birthday. And you said you know
her dad. No, you said Lindsay. And then I said
I know her d Yeah. You can say their name
if you want it clears things up. Say my name
samon Y Dan Marino. He's the glove salesman.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
He's sixty four and he's in that movie I like, uh,
Detective Yeah that was good. Yeah, and they make fun
of trainees in that movie. It was okay back then.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I hope somebody doesn't go shooting people.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Remember when Jim Carrey tries to throw up because he
kissed a dude. Yeah, yeah, that's how much. The world's changed.
It really has.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Shouldn't somebody be targeting Jim Carrey No, I mean Dade
there their own logic. Yeah, we don't think that. Oliver Stone,
the director is seventy nine years old. His list of
accomplishments are quite lengthy.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I like his movies. I don't like his politics. But
isn't he still working and he's still got projects in
the queue?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Also seventy nine. Tommy Lee Jones, cap'n Call. Yeah. Are
they related? I guess not. No, Stone and Jones. I mean,
I'm not sure just because names rhyme, If that means
they're like biologically related, well prove it. No, prove me wrong.
I don't have to. You have to prove me wrong.
No longer with us. Merlin Olsen, who was a football

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player before he went to him to star, and Little
How on the Prairie, among other things. Gay Lord Perry ha.
I don't know what he did, but I love his name.
You're born on this state, Nipsy Russell, the you know,
not nip Hush, the one you're born in nineteen eighteen.

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Penny Singleton was the voice of Jane Jetson. She's been
going a while. Roy Acuff and Agatha Christie of murder
mystery author I saw one of her plays recently.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, yeah, Emma's for Murder or something like that. I
forgot it's called the Glass Bottle. I I forgot what
it's called, not the Menagerie something.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah. National Online Learning Day, that's what today is. No,
it's not now.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
These are antiquated terms back before the pand it's like
cyber Monday. Today's the day we shop online. Oh really, no,
every day is the day we shop online. You can't
have cyber Monday anymore to make any sense.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Online Learning Day. Give me a break. Let's get onto
the good part, the history of the world. This is
where people learn about stuff, all right, this day in history,
and this day in history is brought to you by
that's good friends at Lawtigers.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Lawtigers dot Com called one hundred Lawtagger. By the way,
It's also Linguini Day, double Cheezburger Day, and crem Day
Menthay Day.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
What is that? Oh lord?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
What is crem Day meant thee? I'm not saying what
is it matter? Is it a breakfast or a dessert
or what is it? I don't think you'll learn if
I tell you. That's the kind of thing you need
to look up and educate yourself on.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
All right, Hey, c do you know what it is? Billiad, Yeah,
it's a I've been in a bar once or twy
it's alcohol. Have you spent no time in a bar? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
But I've never ordered a sweet mint flavored alcohol. It
looks gay, you guys, you can't drink this.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yuck.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's a green thing. It's green and it's mint flavored.
Who's ordering that?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Lots and lots of people. Not anybody I've ever met.
Very popular today.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
In seventeen seventy six, the British occupied Manhattan and frankly
An think we.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Give it back to him. We don't really need it today.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
In eighteen eighty five, Constantine Fauberg got a patent for saccharin.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh what would your life be without sacer Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
God?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Today.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
In nineteen oh four, the first weather balloon was launched
in Saint Louis, Missouri. It was very different back then.
I gotta think if you launched a weather balloon in
Saint Louis, Missouri, today, somebody would shoot it down.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yep. Today.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
In nineteen fifty four, the famous Skirts scene with Marilyn
Monroe is filmed for the movie seven Year Itch.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's where that phrase it'll blow you dress up on it.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Do you believe that thing about the seven year itch
that's seven years into a marriage?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Or statistically except proven to be factual? Today? In nineteen
seventy eight, Ali wins the world heavyweight title.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
He beat Leon Spinks in the Superdome. They had a
Superdome back then?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Imagine that? Is it that old? How old is that place?
Goes pretty far back today?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
In nineteen eighty one, the USDA announced ketchup would be
counted as a vegetable in school lunch.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Is that's so funny? That's great. I want to write
that down today.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
In two thousand and eight, Lehman Brothers to bankruptcy, the
popular candy bar company.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
No longer.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
You can no longer get a Leman Brothers bar. Unfortunately,
what's wrong with you? Why do you do that?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
What? Why do I do?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Why? What's the brother's candy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I stop? It can't have a little fun, all right?
I know it was a bicycle company. Everybody knows that. Okay,
well you got any more?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I think you didn't know what crime demnth was meant
that you might not know what Leman Brothers is, and
I might have to correct you about everything you.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Say is Creme de menth? Is it anything like absinthe?
I like absinth? Did you ever drink that?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Only gay people drink that candy?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
What's supposed to make you trip a little? And it's
kind of hard to find outside in New Orleans? Yeah, yeah,
you could find it in New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I got a whole house named after you, know, so
I'm guessing you got some there. What's the house called absence?
It's called the Absence Absent, that's it. Yeah, they like
you didn't show up today, You're absent. I don't think
that's right, billiod Are we done with the whatever? Is
this has turned into? Don't? I don't have any more?
Do you?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
But spaghetti are showing a possible future track for a
possible hurricane huh in the Atlantic? Have you noticed? It
was pointed out and an email to us that ever
since Donald Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf
of America, hurricanes dare not set foot in the Gulf. Wow,

(08:20):
that is pretty impressive. I did notice that, but I'm
forgot he reversed climate change all on his own. But
they're not giving him any credit for that. And all
we had to do was give it a better name. Yeah,
but didn't they say that Hurricane Doria or Gloria or Glory,
something with a G or a D. I forget that
that could happen soon. Gabrielle is yeah, D or whatever

(08:41):
a bunch of letters. Still, the fact that we're only
at G that's not a lot, not at all. Yeah,
it was a good year for knock on this pretty
much all of them. This is laminate on laminae oh yeah,
it's a bold Yeah. Right now it's not even named,
but they said it's got about an eighty percent chance
of getting a name and possibly turning into a hurricane.

(09:03):
She's way out there in the Atlantic. We told you
Thursday or Friday last week when she first popped up
off of the you know, the western coast of Africa.
Then it'll be a couple of weeks yet, and it
still will be wherever she goes. But the models seem
to be showing it doing what most of the other
storms have done, headed up for the middle of the

(09:27):
Eastern Seaboard and then maybe curling back.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Out well, you know, you never know. I mean it
could still, something could happen.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
You never know. You gotta be careful. Probably not a
bad idea.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
If you have a little time today, head out to
the store and stock up on supplies. You need some nutrition,
get yourself several bottles of ketchup. Oh yeah, you gotta
have the vegetables.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Sure is it safe to say that based off of
your comments, you're suggesting that these women at these abortion
rallies are ugly and overweight. Yes, what do you say
to people who think that those comments are offensive?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Be offended? Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Oh, Cole is
endorsing Zorhan, Mom, Donnie something she said she wasn't gonna do. Yeah,
what a surprise. She's decided. She's looked at the internal polling.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
She's realized that full on communism is very popular.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
She realizes now that this is this is going to
make her more popular. She thinks, I do wonder though,
isn't it interesting his opponent is still technically Andrew Cuomo,
the guy that she removed from office. Yeah. I know
this is.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Gonna sound weird, but it does it feel like the
people that are replacing the mainstream Democrats in New York
State are worse. Absolutely, somehow they've gone further to the
left what they did in Chicago when they replaced Lightfoot
the may it's a great example.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I mean, they just keep stepping further and further down
the hill. How did you find a guy worse than LORI? Lightfoot?
Didn't think that was possible, did you? Last night the
Emmys were hosted I Nate bergatsy. I like Nate, I
didn't watch. He hyped a plan to keep the accepted
speeches short, and it did not work. No, not even close.

(11:08):
The show went long as usual. Instead of doing the
traditional monologue and making jokes about the nominees, he went with.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
This, forty five seconds. That's what you got to start
the show. I Am going to donate one hundred thousand
dollars to the Boys and Girls Club of America. So
you stay forty five seconds, it stays at.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
One hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Every second you go over forty five seconds, we will
adduct one thousand dollars away from the Boys and Girls Club.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I know, I know, can't change it.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
This is a game I'm made up, and these are
the rules.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Make the rules, as I go along, dude, that's actually awesome.
I'm just tearing this for the first time. I mentioned
it to you guys last week. Dude, I like that.
I want to know who was violated it so we
could politicly shame that person. Pretty much all of them.
And when it was all over, I think between Nate
and the network, was it CBS maybe whoever it was,

(12:07):
they ended up donating I think three hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. Wow. Not because it worked, because it had
it did not even come close to work. And that
number and they put the number on the screen. Again,
I didn't want to either, but I saw it later
that they were doing this and they put the amount
of money and every time somebody went over their time,
it went down, down, down, it went, it went way down. Wow.

(12:31):
These Hollywood celebrities really hate the Boys and Girls Clubs
of America. They are much more important than any Boys
and Girls culub. For some reason, writers for award show
presenters like beating a certain joke to death. It happened
a few times again last night, so we'd like to
give them an award, and now the award for most
overdone joke at the Emmys last night, and the winner

(12:54):
is the you didn't win the award joke. Kathy received
Emmy nomination for her work Alan did not. Did you win?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I did not, And if I win, I promised to
keep my speeches short.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
You already lost, all right, Not every could be a winner,
you know, it was all what that was.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Well, you know they're using AI now to do a
lot of the writing, and so you get what you
pay for you It's just the way it is.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I don't watch award shows, and I don't think anyone
else does either. Why do they still do these? Once
upon a time, award shows would give you a look
into what was going on with celebrities when they were
away from their TV shows and movies and other respected arts.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Maybe they shouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well, now you've got social media, it's not mysterious. What's
happening to Brad Pitt or you know, Emma Watson or
whatever when they're not in front of the camera. Because
when they're not in front of the camera, they're still
in front of their iPhones.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Exactly Who cares what they're doing. I don't need to know.
They're never not in the public eye at least in
their own minds.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
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Speaker 2 (14:12):
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Speaker 2 (14:25):
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Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's not really all right, so marathons. Would you run
in a marathon? Mister Kenneth, have you ever?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I have not, but I you know, I've never been
motivated to do, so I'm not against it. Oh, you
seem like the type that would. I guess. So of
the four or five people here, the only two people
not lazy enough to it's pretty amazing you and me Steve.
None of these three losers have ever. No. Wow, mister oh,
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I mean, you know, for that whole thing about black
guys being more Atlantic than white.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Guys, me and Steve really got you on that one. Yeah.
I regret to this day that I haven't run twenty
six miles all at one time.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, that's crazy. You didn't even get bloody nipples. You know,
imagine what you missed out on. Well, there's this runner
from Florida and she had a boyfriend. Her boyfriend was
going viral. I guess he ate all of her marathon snacks.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Shame shame.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well no, so he wrote about it on TikTok, as
is often the case, And I said, when you give
your boyfriend extras to give you during the marathon and
he eats them all. Here here she is yelling at
him in the middle of the marathon, haven't.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I haven't. Wow, that's so mean of him to eat
all your snacks. But on the other hand, maybe she'd
run faster. She could have got to him before he
got so hungry he couldn't help himself. She was just
you know, taking her sweet time back there, just trodding along.
Pick up the pathon you want to get to your snack, guy,

(16:31):
let's go a little faster. Well, you know, I got
a picture of her here in People magazine. Let me say,
does she look like she needs a snack? I mean,
is it possible? You know, you had enough snacks, Gurlly.
That's you know, now it's exercise time. That's really what
this is about, Gurley.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
You know, she seems nice enough, but maybe he just
take a break from snacks for a minute, you know,
just run would be mike advice to you, as a
guy that's finished a marathon before without eating snacks in
the middle of it. Yeah, I gotta tell you, I
wouldn't have finished as fast if I was eating the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Just a little something to think about. Another person has
lost their job because they can't just you know, gloat
over the death of your enemy in private. Geico employee
has been fired, and Geico would like to make sure
you know that they got rid of her. What happened

(17:21):
at Geico? Oh well, she posted a video with this
very smug look on her face talking about the fact
that this master debater lost his last debate, not his
body or his body, not his choice a few of
the things that she wrote about.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Charlie kirk Well, he made that point as well about
vaccine mandates, but I don't think that's what she was
trying to say. And then, you know, the other angle
to this, and nobody's probably pointed out yet, at least
not on the show. The fact that all these people
went out in the aftermath of his death to spit
on him, to desecrators.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Doesn't that kind of prove how awesome he was? It does?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I mean they think about it. I hope that when
I die, it really I hope it really affects my enemies.
I hope they're obsessed with it. I hope they can't stop.
I just and when I die, I want you guys
to spend the craziest conspiracy my death I want you
guys to make it sound like George Sorows came back
from the grave or if he's still if he's dead,

(18:18):
I assume I'll probably live longer than him.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
But you're not going to live longer than us. That
the first time you ever made these statements, I thought
it was odd that somebody who's, you know, obviously a
full generation younger than most of us here, thought that
he's going to die before us. Okay, let's face it.
You guys will probably outlive me, But George Sorows, he's
like a hundred's it's me. He's evil, and evil sometimes

(18:44):
lives way longer. Although why is that? President Trump did say, oh,
to be in jail, and I got to tell you,
I'm gonna have to go ahead and a second emotion
if that is what gets done here.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Man Trump is usually right about everything, and he's definitely
right about this. The question is, you know, what would
the crime be other than funding communists and terrorists, and
well that's probably enough.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Right and conspiracy to commit murder by I don't know
funding some of these murderers about that, you know, speaking
of terrorists, terrorists love making tunnels, and apparently so do Canadians.
A man in Canada.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
He's facing charges after allegedly tunneling from his basement apartment
up into someone else's residence above him.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Huh yeah. Here's the inspector, Keith Hurley, talking about the allegations.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
They had a difficult time getting inside their house because
it had been locked from the inside. They were able
to make entry inside the premise and then noticed a
hole in the wall by the fireplace. Subsequent further investigation
by themselves, they noticed another hole leading to the basement suite.
Subject to a police search, weren't on the basement suite residence.
We found a ladder and another hole leading from that residence.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Wow, that guy really went to some elaborate length so
the thing. And this was in Montreal apparently, or near there.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I guess he totaled his way in and got into
the house while they were home and then locked them out.
I guess, so ya. What he's saying at the beginning
is the family came home, but they couldn't get in.
I don't know. I got a picture of it here.
There's like a whole but a lot easier to do
that if you just, like, you know, bust the lock
and then call the locks myth to come out, change

(20:18):
the locks. Tell them we just had uh you know,
somebody uh uh in filtraded at home. We need our
locks Chinese. You know, it's weird about that.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
There's this guy that lives down the hall for me
and he's always cooking Pakistani food.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Oh that guy.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, And I gotta think if I built a tunnel
to go into his house, it would just make.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
My house smell worse. Yes, it would. Now, why would
I want to do that? After these messages would be black?
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