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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, billy, let me ask you a question. You got
a microwave right right here, talking into it. Hello, you
can hear me.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Microwave, microwave for a cooking food.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh yeah, well, yeah, yeah, we got we got one
of those with the double wide. I'm not bragging or nothing.
You know, apparently people in single aids can even have,
you know, microwaves.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, we notice how everybody's got a microwave, but everybody's
microwave where it's totally differently.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That is so true.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The one here at the radio station's completely different from
the one at my house. I don't know why the
start stop buttons have to be switched on some of
the microwaves.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's just aggravating.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And how come there's one you use one tenth maybe
one twentieth of the buttons on the microwave. What are
all those other buttons for? Yeah, there's like seven buttons
for defrost and something. No, you just stick it in
there and put it on high. For popcorn. You don't
have popcorn. You just stick it in there and put
it on high. Now, one thing that does aggravate me.
Some of the microwaves have that one touch you can
(00:59):
get if you push one you get one minute. Sure,
And there's some microwaves you push one, you get one second.
And then I like the ones that where you hit
the start button over and over and over again, and
every time you hit start you get thirty more seconds. Yeah,
that's pretty much the only button I hit. And you
put it in there, it go, sure, and just let
a cocktail it cucks.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I get that. Yeah, explain this to me. Why does
my microwave need a calendar? I don't know? And is
it making appointments?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And then every time the power goes out, I got
to reset the time and the day, and it's like,
what am I even doing this for?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
When you do reset the clock, you need the clock
first of all, because it does glow in the dark,
and that's how you tell time sometimes when you're in
the kitchen and can't see nothing else unless you got
your phone with you, because these days nobody wants to
wear a watch. They all got a phone to tell
them what time it is. But then the oven clock
and the microwave clock don't sink up if you don't
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do it right. See, what you gotta do is you
got to sink them up. And that's why you hit
both buttons at the same time if you can reach them,
or you get somebody to help you. Three two one clock,
you know, and then it starts up. Yeah, but what
are we even saying right now? I mean, what what
is this hypothetical situation where you're in the dark and
you need to know what time it is in your
kitchensive as if the clocks aren't exactly the same? How
(02:16):
anal are you? I mean, hey, welcome to my world. Right,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We're talking about microwaves, am I You may are talking
about you made this to do a gay thing. That's disgusting,
mister Kenneth. I don't know what made it gay talking
about microwave clocks.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You know what you did, but I don't know what
I did. Look, okay, all I'm saying is that there's
something wrong with the microwave. It's flawed.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We all know it. Everybody's known this. It's been imperfect
for a long time, and we all just accept it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
About one just one big button that says goat right,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't need a clock, I don't need a calendar.
I don't need a thing that says defrost or hamburgers or.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I've got a question. Where's the calendar on your microwave? Okay,
my numbers only go up to nine?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is zero? What if it is the twenty first my microwave?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Lets me put the data in so that when daylight
savings time kicks in, it switches.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Now what do I need that for?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Why do I need because switching changing the time on
the microwave, it's far too complicated to do it twice
a year.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And then think about it, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
At some point, the power goes out for everyone for
about ten seconds, even if you've got a generator, the
power still goes out for ten seconds. Got a little blip, yeah,
and then it kicks back in and then you got
to reset the clock.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What do I need to know when daylight savings time
is for? What do I don't need to know? They
just wanted to prove how smart they are. Whoever put
that in the microwave? You know I blame North Korea probably, Yeah,
like North Korea, well.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Think about it, yeah, North Korea pacifically, yeah, because think
about it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You got these two countries on a peninsula and they've
been at war with each other for fifty years, and
where do most of our microwaves come from don't say Japan,
it's Korean company. You to make sure microwave, but normally,
but they're too distract South Korea. Right, South Korea is
dealing with these commis on the north end of the peninsula.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So they're so distracted by dealing with the North Koreans
that they don't have time to fix our microwave problem
over here.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
They got three things going on on the South Korean peninsula,
k pop, plastic surgery, and a war with the North Korean.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Peninsula, and that's all we need. Really. Yeah, I'm just
saying they do make a appliance. Knock one of those out.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Either get rid of K pop or in the war,
or stop getting so much plastic surgery and fix the
damn microwave Koreans.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm sick and tired of all these Koreans. But those
are the three choices.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And I think America is probably gonna say, let's keep
the war, let's go ahead and keep the kpop plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now, I think K pop's gotta go no, no, no,
that's a problem. People are obsessed with.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
K pop, frankly, so obsessed with cosmetic surgeries, right, and
more so than the microwave. We're in the minority here,
Billy d You're finally in the minority.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
How does it fields all I ever asked for? You
made it. You've arrived, buddy. Where's my parade? Somebody pay me? Yeah?
I want to get money. I want to when are
we going to repaint the sidewalks with our stupid flag?
And if someone drives over it with tire marks, they
get a hate crime?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Cry?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What's and what? It was? Not a rainbow flag? What
about the microwave people? What are what's our sidewalk going
to be painted? What color you gotta?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You got a serious fight on your hands here, but
you need to establish parameters before you take this public
next time.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
See, I feel like you're mocking us because it's not
at all. But you need to know what your flag is.
You can't just be up here going.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And if we had a flag, you know you couldn't
you couldn't step on it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But you ain't got one. See, you don't get it
because as a black guy, you got that black privilege.
You get a whole month. You guys get the flag?
What is it? Green and red and black? What is
your flight to.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Get that one with just the fist right, the one
solid white who is no blackfist on a white back.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's still you need black and white. And if you
like the old song, and why are the black people
like that? Seems like it should be more for your people.
Mister Kenneth, the page is white, remember that song? No, well,
no you wouldn't. No, you're a baby. I've been too
distracted by my stupid microwave.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
In the meantime, you still got your job. But there's
a lot of people in this country ain't going to
work today because they had to say something rude about
Charlie Kirk. I know, y'all talk about the sister girl
up at Texas Tech. It's an eighteen year old girl
got a brain on her and she need to you know,
be shouldn't let everybody know she used that brain.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Here's what I think.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Explain again for those that just turn out because it's
seven am, so people just got up.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What happened in Texas TECHLD.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Texas Tech student in Lubbock started shouting, if y'all that's
part of her brain.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
At a prayer vige, Charlie Kirk her vigil and that
was the end of her well, you came and arrested her.
There was a guy in the news.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I don't know where he was from, probably not even Texas,
but there was a vigil and he went started tearing
up signs, posters or tearing them down or whatever. And
he was, you know, causing a theme at another vigil
and they arrested him too.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
At least thirty people that I.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Know of, well I don't know them, but I am
aware of the situation because of the news. At least
thirty people have lost their jobs or faced harsh consequences
at their job due to social media posts about Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I can't believe it's that low. I feel like I've
seen more headlines than that.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well that's the ones that some of them haven't officially
lost their jobs yet, but.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
They suspended or be reprimanded. Yeah, going to in Texas.
Quite a large number of people have. And now Clemson too.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Clemson University's got two professors who's just got no trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
When I say Texas, I mean the state of Texas.
The Texas Education Agency says, oh, they are currently reviewing
one hundred and eighty complaints on educators' comments. This is
not students.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
These are the These are the teachers, the professors, the instructors,
the ones who have your child's brain held hostage until
they think right. So yeah, one hundred and eighty teachers
and other school staff accused of inappropriate comments on social media.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Wow, that's it's a lot of people that it is
and I know it sounds bad, right, I'm sure you
we feel sorry for this young woman at Texas Text.
She made a mistake, she got up, did something stupid.
She was trying to impress her peers.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You know what she do, she'd tell you right now
to you'll face what's that She'd do it again in
a minute.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You think so because she ain't a break No, well,
clearly she's not a smart person. No, no, she hat
and probably got recruited to that college under some kind
of DEI policy. Hate to say it, hate to be
the one to point that out, because she's not a
bright person.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But there is good news for this young woman. Oh
really sure? I mean think about it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Now that she's not going to have to worry about
getting a class on time or doing her homework, she
can finally.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Fix the microwave. That's what she could do. Weset that
clock on.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, these people they are crazy because they always talk
about how Christian they is.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, I don't know how many am on that side.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Fuck it, she said, Keller
had to do what. No, you know who that is.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's Gerald Deane, y'all from back in the day, back
in the in the seventies. She was a big star
on Flip Wilson's show. Gerald Deane's boyfriend would named Killer.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well, yeah, why would you? It was from the seventies.
You were born in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Why was a black woman's boyfriend named killer? Was a nickname? Basically?
You know, I don't know how I got it. My
nickname should be killer. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's strong arm gunners strong Yeah, yeah, your gunner strong arm.
You can't just keep flipping nicknames like that.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean it is. You know, if I was Killer,
people would take me sir. That would be killer though, Yeah,
it would be I think you know, you can't win
them all.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Age six six, I love WJ. You could call the show,
but we don't recommend it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Never have never. Well, forty nine year old democrat will
stop what no, just stop? What's the matter. You have
to interrupt the prog. Oh stop the show, everybody, it's
kind of important. Okay, what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I've just been informed and I will have to verify
this with my sources, but I have been informed that
Robert Redford has died.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh so it's okay. He's I know you don't care
for him. He's eighty nine years old, an oscar winning
legend and you know the big the big Screen. Well
he was in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Built.
Which one did he play? I don't know. I'm just
(10:35):
reading it, That's what I thought. Yeah, he was sun danced.
It was nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You expect me to know that, well year nine to Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
The Redford has has passed away at the age of
eighty nine. And I mean he was a good actor.
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
If you one time be nice and say nice things
or not say mean things about Charlie Kirk, then maybe
you should just you know, lead my example and not
say mean things about the recently departed Robert Ridford.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And I think you're really appreciating his acting abilities. Billy I.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
One time he pretended to be sexually attracted to Barber schreisand.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, that was. That was I can't imagine doing that.
What did he do? Indecent proposal was he.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Was the rich guy who made the indecent proposal to
de me More because she had just recently married, and
he thought, are these young kids, they're just starting in life.
I bet they could use a million dollars, and I'd
like to.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Sleep with your wife.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So it was a pay her a million dollars mainly,
I think, you know. The premise for the movie was,
of course, to create a rift between these two, as
the husband would say, well, I don't want you sleeping
with that guy, and she's like, yeah, but it's a
million dollars. Besides, I slept with a guy, you know,
like two days before I met you. What would be
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you know, we'll be wrong with sleeping with one more
guy and we'd have a million dollars. I hadn't thought
about this movie years.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Isn't it amazing how different the general public's opinion is
about what they do in that movie back then, verse
now versus now.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It is amazing how opinions about things have changed just
in the last ten years, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Years, fifty years. Mister I was just talking about Geraldine.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That was over fifty years ago, and there was a
grown man on television dressed in drag pretending to be
a woman, and it was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Back in the nineteen nineties, if your wife had sex
with another dude for money, that was like the most
shameful thing that could happen. But now in this depends
on how much money.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
But now in this day of OnlyFans and people sex
workers and now the general I'm look on, my opinion
about that hasn't really changed. But I got to think
for a lot of people, Yeah, you could plow my
wife for a million bucks, go ahead, was what some
average Joe might say.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Mmmm, well nowadays, you know, because that movie's old, probably
should be more like five million, because it would. A
million dollars back then would change a lot of people's lives,
and it still could, but five million would be much
more impressive today.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Listen to this. They wanted Tom Cruise to be in
the movie. He was originally supposed to be in it,
but he backed out of it because of a moral
conflict with his new involvement in the Church of Scientology.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh yeah, well, yeah, that does rule all ironically, Robert
Redford got paid four million dollars to be in the
movie where they pretended to have sex for one million dollars. Well,
who was Demi Moore's recently? Was it Woody? Yeah? It
was Woody Harrelson what I was thinking?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, Nicole Kidman and Warren Beatty were also supposed to
be in the movie, but they backed out of it.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Johnny Depp. Let's see, Woody Harrelson was gonna be in
Benny in June, but to commit to this role, he
dropped out of that, and that gave Johnny Depp the
role of Penny. And I guess, wow, if it wasn't
for Woody Harrelson letting Robert Redford plow his wife, we
wouldn't even know who Johnny Depp was. Huh. Anyway, Robert
Redford's dad, y'all.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And he was so gorgeous back in the Sun Dance
Day he is back in Butching. Oh look how gorge
And then, as John Walton described him, once, his face
turned into something that looked a lot like a really
old catcher's mitt.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, come on, people, get old, mister Kenna. But that
was his description. John was great at describing things everybody's
not gonna, you know, get botox like you do. Look
at that. You're miss Robert Redford. How you.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Gorgeous? He's like Brad Pitt. Before Brad Pitt even was thought.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
About, we used to have a producer that looked like that,
and I think he moved. He moved intow Orleans. I
forgot what his name was, some kid that worked. We
kept him away from you. Yeah, exactly. It didn't seem
like it would be appropriate.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I know, I got all this Robert Redford news and
all this kind of stuff, But I think maybe Robert
Redford just died to try to take some of the
spotlight off of Charlie Kirk. Oh yeah, I think that's
probably what's going Hollywood sacrificed to one of their own. Wow,
so they can get off of this Charlie Kirk Knopch.
The mean time, there's some other important stuff going on.
I don't know if you heard this, but Trump is
(15:04):
a monster. Trump has sent help to Memphis.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. Oh what is
wrong with this guy? How may I steal a how
dare you? Now? Dare you Trump? And try to help
out Memphis?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
By the way, It's never been more transparent that the
mayor of Memphis wanted the help, but he's pretending you didn't.
Because early on it was a friendly exchange. Trump said yeah,
he's gonna let us send help there because they want it.
And then the mayor comes out he goes, no, no, no,
we don't want the help, but there's nothing we can
do about it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And it's like, well, wait, it's beyond our ability to correct.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I think there is actually something you could do about it.
But even you know, deep down inside, there's so much
crime that just having the National Guard standing around on
the street corners downtown is probably not the worst idea.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's really all they've done in DC is just be there.
They're not out there gunning people down. You know, they're
not out there Boston Hiss and none of they just
they're just there and that's enough to curtail someone that
mischief has been going on.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Memphis isn't violence. I like that, Well, it's the right
word to use. Memphis is a violent, dangerous place. Yeah,
and our listeners know it. We have listeners there. Not
far away from Memphis is a place called Springfield, Illinois,
and that would be the capital of Illinois. It's I mean,
it's not real close, but it's close enough. I can
remember driving to both of those places growing up as
a kid, and we just learned that effective immediately. Benny
(16:31):
ray Harmony, a news anchor at ABC twenty in Springfield, Illinois,
has had to resign lost his job.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I'm just going to fill in the blank and see
if I was right. It's a girl, but about your job. Yeah,
it's b and I. I don't know why she spells
her name like that.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Much for tuning it into marketplace today. So I want
to talk about something for a minute, and it is heavy,
so please bear with me. I want you to know
that it's okay if you feel sadness. It's okay if
you feel if you're grieving. Two days ago, I lost
a mentor, my first boss, the first person who made
me believe in myself. Then encourage me to chase this
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dream that you're watching right now, Charlie Kirk. There's a
lot going on in our world right now, in our country,
But I want to say one thing. Lean on your neighbors,
speak up for what you believe in. I don't care
what it is. I want to share with you one
of My favorite saying is that Charlie would always tell
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us at the office, he would yell it from the mountaintop.
So please listen. When conversations stop happening, when individuals become wordless,
that's when violence begins. So if you do one thing today,
make it be with passion, with conviction. Stand up for
your friends, stand up for your beliefs, and speak loudly,
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even if your voice shieks. Your words have meaning, your
values have purpose. Never forget that.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I love it anyway. She's been suspended, and then I
guess she resigned for that if they suspended her for
airing what was considered what she considered a non partisan
tribute to Charlie Kirk. I tell you it is. She's
gonna be all right, you know how? I know that?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
How that because she's fine. She's very pretty. Uh you
know what, No, she just more than very pretty. She
pretty even when she cried. It's very few ladies that
can look that good. Why, you know, sniffing a snop
bag up in they nose and chin is quivering and
they looking all sad and everything.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But she still look fine. Should we offer her a
job or I guess what about nurse Lexi.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Then you offer her a job first, you haven't, you
haven't heard back from her yet.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I'm sure we could find employment for all these young women,
you know.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, I definitely think I got a place for her,
you know, around here, somewhere.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, a place of employment. What what are you talking about, mister?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh? It sounds like you mean something else when you
say so. Sports coming up here in just a little while.
Do you check out them Texans on Monday Night football?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Stick around with ten dudes. She's a slut, but when
a guy does it, he is gay. He's definitely gay.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Hey, billy, let me ask you a question. You got
a microwave right right here, talking into it. Hello, you
can hear me.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Microwave, microwave for a cooking food.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh yeah, well, yeah, yeah, we got we got one
of those with the double wide. I'm not bragging or nothing.
You know, apparently people in single aids can even have,
you know, microwaves.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, we notice how everybody's got a microwave, but everybody's
microwave where it's totally differently.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That is so true.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The one here at the radio station's completely different from
the one at my house. I don't know why the
start stop buttons have to be switched on some of
the microwaves.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's just aggravating.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And how come there's one you use one tenth maybe
one twentieth of the buttons on the microwave. What are
all those other buttons for? Yeah, there's like seven buttons
for defrost and something. No, you just stick it in
there and put it on high. For popcorn. You don't
have popcorn. You just stick it in there and put
it on high. Now, one thing that does aggravate me.
Some of the microwaves have that one touch you can
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get if you push one you get one minute. Sure,
And there's some microwaves you push one, you get one second.
And then I like the ones that where you hit
the start button over and over and over again, and
every time you hit start you get thirty more seconds. Yeah,
that's pretty much the only button I hit. And you
put it in there, it go, sure, and just let
a cocktail it cucks.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I get that. Yeah, explain this to me. Why does
my microwave need a calendar? I don't know? And is
it making appointments?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And then every time the power goes out, I got
to reset the time and the day, and it's like,
what am I even doing this for?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
When you do reset the clock, you need the clock
first of all, because it does glow in the dark,
and that's how you tell time sometimes when you're in
the kitchen and can't see nothing else unless you got
your phone with you, because these days nobody wants to
wear a watch. They all got a phone to tell
them what time it is. But then the oven clock
and the microwave clock don't sink up if you don't
(01:51):
do it right. See, what you gotta do is you
got to sink them up. And that's why you hit
both buttons at the same time if you can reach them,
or you get somebody to help you. Three two one clock,
you know, and then it starts up. Yeah, but what
are we even saying right now? I mean, what what
is this hypothetical situation where you're in the dark and
you need to know what time it is in your
kitchensive as if the clocks aren't exactly the same? How
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anal are you? I mean, hey, welcome to my world. Right,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We're talking about microwaves, am I You may are talking
about you made this to do a gay thing. That's disgusting,
mister Kenneth. I don't know what made it gay talking
about microwave clocks.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You know what you did, but I don't know what
I did. Look, okay, all I'm saying is that there's
something wrong with the microwave. It's flawed.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We all know it. Everybody's known this. It's been imperfect
for a long time, and we all just accept it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
About one just one big button that says goat right,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't need a clock, I don't need a calendar.
I don't need a thing that says defrost or hamburgers or.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I've got a question. Where's the calendar on your microwave? Okay,
my numbers only go up to nine?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is zero? What if it is the twenty first my microwave?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Lets me put the data in so that when daylight
savings time kicks in, it switches.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Now what do I need that for?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Why do I need because switching changing the time on
the microwave, it's far too complicated to do it twice
a year.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And then think about it, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
At some point, the power goes out for everyone for
about ten seconds, even if you've got a generator, the
power still goes out for ten seconds. Got a little blip, yeah,
and then it kicks back in and then you got
to reset the clock.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What do I need to know when daylight savings time
is for? What do I don't need to know? They
just wanted to prove how smart they are. Whoever put
that in the microwave? You know I blame North Korea probably, Yeah,
like North Korea, well.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Think about it, yeah, North Korea pacifically, yeah, because think
about it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You got these two countries on a peninsula and they've
been at war with each other for fifty years, and
where do most of our microwaves come from don't say Japan,
it's Korean company. You to make sure microwave, but normally,
but they're too distract South Korea. Right, South Korea is
dealing with these commis on the north end of the peninsula.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So they're so distracted by dealing with the North Koreans
that they don't have time to fix our microwave problem
over here.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
They got three things going on on the South Korean peninsula,
k pop, plastic surgery, and a war with the North Korean.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Peninsula, and that's all we need. Really. Yeah, I'm just
saying they do make a appliance. Knock one of those out.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Either get rid of K pop or in the war,
or stop getting so much plastic surgery and fix the
damn microwave Koreans.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm sick and tired of all these Koreans. But those
are the three choices.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And I think America is probably gonna say, let's keep
the war, let's go ahead and keep the kpop plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Now, I think K pop's gotta go no, no, no,
that's a problem. People are obsessed with.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
K pop, frankly, so obsessed with cosmetic surgeries, right, and
more so than the microwave. We're in the minority here,
Billy d You're finally in the minority.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
How does it fields all I ever asked for? You
made it. You've arrived, buddy. Where's my parade? Somebody pay me? Yeah?
I want to get money. I want to when are
we going to repaint the sidewalks with our stupid flag?
And if someone drives over it with tire marks, they
get a hate crime?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Cry?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What's and what? It was? Not a rainbow flag? What
about the microwave people? What are what's our sidewalk going
to be painted? What color you gotta?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You got a serious fight on your hands here, but
you need to establish parameters before you take this public
next time.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
See, I feel like you're mocking us because it's not
at all. But you need to know what your flag is.
You can't just be up here going.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And if we had a flag, you know you couldn't
you couldn't step on it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But you ain't got one. See, you don't get it
because as a black guy, you got that black privilege.
You get a whole month. You guys get the flag?
What is it? Green and red and black? What is
your flight to.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Get that one with just the fist right, the one
solid white who is no blackfist on a white back.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's still you need black and white. And if you
like the old song, and why are the black people
like that? Seems like it should be more for your people.
Mister Kenneth, the page is white, remember that song? No, well,
no you wouldn't. No, you're a baby. I've been too
distracted by my stupid microwave.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
In the meantime, you still got your job. But there's
a lot of people in this country ain't going to
work today because they had to say something rude about
Charlie Kirk. I know, y'all talk about the sister girl
up at Texas Tech. It's an eighteen year old girl
got a brain on her and she need to you know,
be shouldn't let everybody know she used that brain.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Here's what I think.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Explain again for those that just turn out because it's
seven am, so people just got up.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
What happened in Texas TECHLD.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Texas Tech student in Lubbock started shouting, if y'all that's
part of her brain.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
At a prayer vige, Charlie Kirk her vigil and that
was the end of her well, you came and arrested her.
There was a guy in the news.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I don't know where he was from, probably not even Texas,
but there was a vigil and he went started tearing
up signs, posters or tearing them down or whatever. And
he was, you know, causing a theme at another vigil
and they arrested him too.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
At least thirty people that I.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Know of, well I don't know them, but I am
aware of the situation because of the news. At least
thirty people have lost their jobs or faced harsh consequences
at their job due to social media posts about Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I can't believe it's that low. I feel like I've
seen more headlines than that.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well that's the ones that some of them haven't officially
lost their jobs yet, but.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
They suspended or be reprimanded. Yeah, going to in Texas.
Quite a large number of people have. And now Clemson too.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Clemson University's got two professors who's just got no trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
When I say Texas, I mean the state of Texas.
The Texas Education Agency says, oh, they are currently reviewing
one hundred and eighty complaints on educators' comments. This is
not students.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
These are the These are the teachers, the professors, the instructors,
the ones who have your child's brain held hostage until
they think right. So yeah, one hundred and eighty teachers
and other school staff accused of inappropriate comments on social media.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Wow, that's it's a lot of people that it is
and I know it sounds bad, right, I'm sure you
we feel sorry for this young woman at Texas Text.
She made a mistake, she got up, did something stupid.
She was trying to impress her peers.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You know what she do, she'd tell you right now
to you'll face what's that She'd do it again in
a minute.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You think so because she ain't a break No, well,
clearly she's not a smart person. No, no, she hat
and probably got recruited to that college under some kind
of DEI policy. Hate to say it, hate to be
the one to point that out, because she's not a
bright person.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But there is good news for this young woman. Oh
really sure? I mean think about it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Now that she's not going to have to worry about
getting a class on time or doing her homework, she
can finally.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Fix the microwave. That's what she could do. Weset that
clock on.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, these people they are crazy because they always talk
about how Christian they is.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, I don't know how many am on that side.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Fuck it, she said, Keller
had to do what. No, you know who that is.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's Gerald Deane, y'all from back in the day, back
in the in the seventies. She was a big star
on Flip Wilson's show. Gerald Deane's boyfriend would named Killer.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well, yeah, why would you? It was from the seventies.
You were born in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Why was a black woman's boyfriend named killer? Was a nickname? Basically?
You know, I don't know how I got it. My
nickname should be killer. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's strong arm gunners strong Yeah, yeah, your gunner strong arm.
You can't just keep flipping nicknames like that.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I mean it is. You know, if I was Killer,
people would take me sir. That would be killer though, Yeah,
it would be I think you know, you can't win
them all.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Age six six, I love WJ. You could call the show,
but we don't recommend it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Never have never. Well, forty nine year old democrat will
stop what no, just stop? What's the matter. You have
to interrupt the prog. Oh stop the show, everybody, it's
kind of important. Okay, what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I've just been informed and I will have to verify
this with my sources, but I have been informed that
Robert Redford has died.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh so it's okay. He's I know you don't care
for him. He's eighty nine years old, an oscar winning
legend and you know the big the big Screen. Well
he was in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Built.
Which one did he play? I don't know. I'm just
(10:35):
reading it, That's what I thought. Yeah, he was sun danced.
It was nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You expect me to know that, well year nine to Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
The Redford has has passed away at the age of
eighty nine. And I mean he was a good actor.
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
If you one time be nice and say nice things
or not say mean things about Charlie Kirk, then maybe
you should just you know, lead my example and not
say mean things about the recently departed Robert Ridford.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And I think you're really appreciating his acting abilities. Billy I.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
One time he pretended to be sexually attracted to Barber schreisand.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, that was. That was I can't imagine doing that.
What did he do? Indecent proposal was he.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Was the rich guy who made the indecent proposal to
de me More because she had just recently married, and
he thought, are these young kids, they're just starting in life.
I bet they could use a million dollars, and I'd
like to.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Sleep with your wife.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So it was a pay her a million dollars mainly,
I think, you know. The premise for the movie was,
of course, to create a rift between these two, as
the husband would say, well, I don't want you sleeping
with that guy, and she's like, yeah, but it's a
million dollars. Besides, I slept with a guy, you know,
like two days before I met you. What would be
(11:53):
you know, we'll be wrong with sleeping with one more
guy and we'd have a million dollars. I hadn't thought
about this movie years.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Isn't it amazing how different the general public's opinion is
about what they do in that movie back then, verse
now versus now.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It is amazing how opinions about things have changed just
in the last ten years, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Years, fifty years. Mister I was just talking about Geraldine.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That was over fifty years ago, and there was a
grown man on television dressed in drag pretending to be
a woman, and it was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Back in the nineteen nineties, if your wife had sex
with another dude for money, that was like the most
shameful thing that could happen. But now in this depends
on how much money.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
But now in this day of OnlyFans and people sex
workers and now the general I'm look on, my opinion
about that hasn't really changed. But I got to think
for a lot of people, Yeah, you could plow my
wife for a million bucks, go ahead, was what some
average Joe might say.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Mmmm, well nowadays, you know, because that movie's old, probably
should be more like five million, because it would. A
million dollars back then would change a lot of people's lives,
and it still could, but five million would be much
more impressive today.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Listen to this. They wanted Tom Cruise to be in
the movie. He was originally supposed to be in it,
but he backed out of it because of a moral
conflict with his new involvement in the Church of Scientology.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh yeah, well, yeah, that does rule all ironically, Robert
Redford got paid four million dollars to be in the
movie where they pretended to have sex for one million dollars. Well,
who was Demi Moore's recently? Was it Woody? Yeah? It
was Woody Harrelson what I was thinking?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, Nicole Kidman and Warren Beatty were also supposed to
be in the movie, but they backed out of it.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Johnny Depp. Let's see, Woody Harrelson was gonna be in
Benny in June, but to commit to this role, he
dropped out of that, and that gave Johnny Depp the
role of Penny. And I guess, wow, if it wasn't
for Woody Harrelson letting Robert Redford plow his wife, we
wouldn't even know who Johnny Depp was. Huh. Anyway, Robert
Redford's dad, y'all.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
And he was so gorgeous back in the Sun Dance
Day he is back in Butching. Oh look how gorge
And then, as John Walton described him, once, his face
turned into something that looked a lot like a really
old catcher's mitt.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh, come on, people, get old, mister Kenna. But that
was his description. John was great at describing things everybody's
not gonna, you know, get botox like you do. Look
at that. You're miss Robert Redford. How you.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Gorgeous? He's like Brad Pitt. Before Brad Pitt even was thought.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
About, we used to have a producer that looked like that,
and I think he moved. He moved intow Orleans. I
forgot what his name was, some kid that worked. We
kept him away from you. Yeah, exactly. It didn't seem
like it would be appropriate.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I know, I got all this Robert Redford news and
all this kind of stuff, But I think maybe Robert
Redford just died to try to take some of the
spotlight off of Charlie Kirk. Oh yeah, I think that's
probably what's going Hollywood sacrificed to one of their own. Wow,
so they can get off of this Charlie Kirk Knopch.
The mean time, there's some other important stuff going on.
I don't know if you heard this, but Trump is
(15:04):
a monster. Trump has sent help to Memphis.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. Oh what is
wrong with this guy? How may I steal a how
dare you? Now? Dare you Trump? And try to help
out Memphis?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
By the way, It's never been more transparent that the
mayor of Memphis wanted the help, but he's pretending you didn't.
Because early on it was a friendly exchange. Trump said yeah,
he's gonna let us send help there because they want it.
And then the mayor comes out he goes, no, no, no,
we don't want the help, but there's nothing we can
do about it.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And it's like, well, wait, it's beyond our ability to correct.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I think there is actually something you could do about it.
But even you know, deep down inside, there's so much
crime that just having the National Guard standing around on
the street corners downtown is probably not the worst idea.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's really all they've done in DC is just be there.
They're not out there gunning people down. You know, they're
not out there Boston Hiss and none of they just
they're just there and that's enough to curtail someone that
mischief has been going on.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Memphis isn't violence. I like that, Well, it's the right
word to use. Memphis is a violent, dangerous place. Yeah,
and our listeners know it. We have listeners there. Not
far away from Memphis is a place called Springfield, Illinois,
and that would be the capital of Illinois. It's I mean,
it's not real close, but it's close enough. I can
remember driving to both of those places growing up as
a kid, and we just learned that effective immediately. Benny
(16:31):
ray Harmony, a news anchor at ABC twenty in Springfield, Illinois,
has had to resign lost his job.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I'm just going to fill in the blank and see
if I was right. It's a girl, but about your job. Yeah,
it's b and I. I don't know why she spells
her name like that.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Much for tuning it into marketplace today. So I want
to talk about something for a minute, and it is heavy,
so please bear with me. I want you to know
that it's okay if you feel sadness. It's okay if
you feel if you're grieving. Two days ago, I lost
a mentor, my first boss, the first person who made
me believe in myself. Then encourage me to chase this
(17:08):
dream that you're watching right now, Charlie Kirk. There's a
lot going on in our world right now, in our country,
But I want to say one thing. Lean on your neighbors,
speak up for what you believe in. I don't care
what it is. I want to share with you one
of My favorite saying is that Charlie would always tell
(17:28):
us at the office, he would yell it from the mountaintop.
So please listen. When conversations stop happening, when individuals become wordless,
that's when violence begins. So if you do one thing today,
make it be with passion, with conviction. Stand up for
your friends, stand up for your beliefs, and speak loudly,
(17:51):
even if your voice shieks. Your words have meaning, your
values have purpose. Never forget that.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I love it anyway. She's been suspended, and then I
guess she resigned for that if they suspended her for
airing what was considered what she considered a non partisan
tribute to Charlie Kirk. I tell you it is. She's
gonna be all right, you know how? I know that?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
How that because she's fine. She's very pretty. Uh you
know what, No, she just more than very pretty. She
pretty even when she cried. It's very few ladies that
can look that good. Why, you know, sniffing a snop
bag up in they nose and chin is quivering and
they looking all sad and everything.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But she still look fine. Should we offer her a
job or I guess what about nurse Lexi.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Then you offer her a job first, you haven't, you
haven't heard back from her yet.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I'm sure we could find employment for all these young women,
you know.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, I definitely think I got a place for her,
you know, around here, somewhere.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, a place of employment. What what are you talking about, mister?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh? It sounds like you mean something else when you
say so. Sports coming up here in just a little while.
Do you check out them Texans on Monday Night football?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Stick around with ten dudes. She's a slut, but when
a guy does it, he is gay. He's definitely gay.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
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