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Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, I think I know what the theme is
going to be for today.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We have a theme.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm just throwing ideas out there. It doesn't mean we
have to do it. It's just an idea. The President
of the good Country is in the old crappy country today,
you know.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, why don't we play British classic rock songs all
morning long as a tribute to Donald Trump's trip to
go hang out with King Charles still feels weird saying
that out loud, It really does.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It doesn't seem like by playing the British rock songs
all morning that you're supporting Britain.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, I mean you're really just supporting like led Zeppelin
and the Kinks and stuff, a queen, you know, the who.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, it's fine by me. It's good music. I just
hope you know, the King doesn't think, you know, like
you're trying to buddy up to him. No.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
In fact, I think some of those weren't Some of
those rock bands a little disrespectful to the king, like
the sex Pistol for example, or the Queen or you know,
there wasn't any king then might.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Have been disrespectful pretty much everything back in their day.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What do we really need him for at this point,
I mean, we don't need a question.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Has been axed to multiple times, many many years. What
do we need the Royals for? But the Royals really
enjoy being the Royals. I don't think they want to
give it up.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
If you could think of a group of government parasites,
welfare leeches somewhere on earth, is there anybody?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You mean Congress? No, oh you mean yet ya?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, no, No, you're right Congress for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But I mean think they're royalty.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Your average lawmaker I think still has nothing on the
Royal family that tens of millions of dollars a year
and just security alone for King Charles to do? What
exactly what does he do at tens tennis matches? What's
the point of this guy? You guys, you have, you
have a king. That's the thing that always gets me
about British people. When you meet a British guy, they're like, oh,
you know, we don't we like soccer. It's like, yeah,
(02:01):
but you guys think these people over here who burst
into flames when they walk into the sun are genetically
superior to you because they were exalted by God or something.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
They've been telling that story for so many generations, just
kind of you're born into it believing that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now when you see King Charles or Prince William in
their big, beautiful British smiles, what makes you think these
guys are superior to you? I don't not a bit,
not a thing. There no jawline to speak of. What's
with the British people in their jawlines?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You know? Those teeth or those teeth I know?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And I just want to make it clear here. If
people are allowed to be racist to white people, I
should be able to specifically be racist to the British.
And my last name is Webster. By the way. It's
like when black eyes say the N word, I'm allowed
to go there. Yeah, you don't like it too bad.
I'm as not really British, but I know British adjacent.
Italian mom's Italian dad. You know, you know there's a
(02:58):
lot of stuff in there. I'm a mutt, right, you know,
people that terms supposed to be denigrating, But if you
never noticed the MutS, those are the healthiest dogs.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You got a purebread dog. You ever meet a Dalmatian?
Their brains are so broken.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Royal family, it's kind of like the Dalmatians of the
of the human species. They are massively inbred and it's
not working out to their advantage.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Right exactly, a little too many brusbands and you know,
whisters or whatever. It's like, why are you guys all
why you guys all look like that. You're a little
cross eyed there. It's like, oh, I get it. A
lot of genetic deformities over the generations. Ah, maybe that's
why you're so honre right, because like a Dalmatians are
real temperamental. The British royal family, I think we figured
(03:47):
this whole thing out right now. We just locked it in. Yeah,
that's it. We just figured out England. And you know
it's in fact, it's not even England, right, it's because
the United Kingdom or Great Britain what do we call them.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Exal of that.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
England is the island right Well.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
England's part of the island. There's also Scotland on the
same island.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But that's a different country technically, but it's part of
the Commonwealth.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And then there's Ireland right over there, which is a
different Ireland, different island, but.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Only North Ireland. Well, there isn't South Ireland, a different
it's all an island, right, but it's a different, technically
different country, right, it's all part of the UK. Okay,
so it's Great Britain part of the UK, or the
UK is part of Great Britain.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, Great Britain's part of the UK. The United Kingdom
got it is the umbrella of the smaller countries underneath.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So what's Great Britain? That's England obviously, and then what
else Scotland or maybe Wales.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, Scotland's you know, they want to be by themselves.
They had a big old movie about it. Okay, I'm
just saying, we've already got England. What do we need
Whales for? Perhaps this discussion could be somewhere besides the
radio morning show. What do you think There's a probably
some other things in the news that might be of interest.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
All right, So Donald Trump's going to England today. Yesterday,
yesterday we had three different trials for three different assassins,
and I could not help but notice the liberal media
was trying to make them all out to be heroes
or make it sound like nothing bad is going on
at all. Yesterday MSNBC had a digital expert on the
(05:23):
social media expert to explain why actually conservatives are exaggerating.
People on the Internet are not cheering for the murder
of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
And if you look across media generally, you have seen
a lot of people trying to grapple with Charlie Kirk's
legacy and what that is as a right wing agitator
and for bacateur, you know, a strategist and the most
important GOP figure besides Donald Trump arguably ever and so
(05:52):
or right now and so there's a lot of grappling
to do. But to suggest that the internet is cheering
for this is just the opposite.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
They're really good at the just gaslighting you or lying
to your face, however you like to put it with
a straight face and sincerity that has been practiced for
many years.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Is she on a different Internet than us? Is that?
There's the only explanation. What day is it? Wednesday? Ol day?
Is it Wednesday? Did I stutter?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, it's well, well, yeah, you're right, it's a British band.
But they are singing about the FBI. What's up with that?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The new FBI?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I never thought about that before.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Man to buy cash motel.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
They know about the FBI over there in mary Old England.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, they got to keep up.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Is it mary Old England or Jolly Old England? Sure? Yeah, yeah,
either way, they don't seem very jolly. They always seem
like they hate everything. You know, why are British people
like that? Probably all the inbreeding.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You get a real bug up your butt about the bridge,
don't you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean, have you seen them?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
But man, I know anybody to go off like that before.
It's just like it's inside you and it's it's just
gnawing its way through. Let it out, kitty, let it out.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I just feel like as Americans, we it's like we
all forgot about the Boston tea party. I noticed a
lot of Americans look up to the Brits. They're like, oh,
look they're classy, it's sophisticated. Now they suck. Have you
ever had British food? It's terrible. What you soccer? With
the exception of a few really good rock bands, what
do we need England for? You know what I mean?
(07:25):
We don't need them.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I feel you, Oh God, I feel you. I hear you.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
All right. So Trump is going to England today to
hang out with King Charles the Third. They're good friends.
He says. Trump's happy to be in the UK, said
he had a good flight, he just landed there. So
what exactly does the schedule entail? Well, here to explain
it to us, is this old British lady who I
don't know how old she is, but I guarantee she's
She looks ten years older than she probably is. They
always do think.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Look at how it's all expected to play out today. Okay, Well,
the President and First Lady will be arriving here at
Windsor Castle this morning. When they arrive, they'll be greeted
by the Prince and Princess of Wales.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
There's a lot of pausing here because the British are
in any hurry to be anywhere.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Of being formally welcomed by the King and Queen as
a raw salute is fired, both here in Windsor and
at the Tower of London.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
A carriage procession will then take them all on a
route through the Windsor estate before the King and President
inspect the Guard of Honor at Windsor Castle.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Got it? Okay, have lunch together. Did you see this?
Hang on rewinding? Do you see all this stuff on
the kings. Look all these medals and stuff they have.
There's a photo here in the studio we're looking at
of the king.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Like military medals and honors. Yeah, what's that about? I mean,
did a queen wear those on her dresses and she
normally just had on a tasteful brooch.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
How many wars were you in, King Charles? I don't
remember seeing you on the front line of any battles
or anything.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Maybe those are just the badges from all of the
different countries that England has conquered over the years and
then lost.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
At Windsor Castle. They would then have lunch together with
members of the royal family in the state dining.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Room, something gross transition.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
First.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Lady will then visit Saint George's Chapel to lay a
wreath on the tomb of the late Queen.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Elizabeth Methodist Gross.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Later, mister Trump and his wife will join the King
and Queen to watch a fly pass by the Red Arrows.
That's followed by a state banquet. This evening, both the
King and President Trump set to give speeches.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
All right, so that's all the excitement today they're going
to have in England.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Stand anymore? I don't know how people can put up
with that much excitement.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
So the whole point of this trip is because of
a partnership with Microsoft or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And I haven't actually heard anybody say why he's there
other than it's like something to do.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
There's an investment in tech, and it's a dual investment
in both countries. So they're making a big announcement today. Hey,
we're gonna do some stuff in the UK, We're gonna
do some stuff in America, and we won't actually pretend
like the stuff in the UK matters. Obviously the stuff
in America is way more important. But you know, we
will involve them too. They're part of it. You're part
of it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, bring them in.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Windsor And then I guess Buckingham's under renovation, so they're
at Windsor Castle, which I'm told is the real home
of the royal family, so that's probably where they're doing
all the baby blood drinking and the ritualistic sacrifice.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's all down in the dungeon slash basement. I'm sure
been renovated, especially for baby blood of procurement.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know, having a dungeon that would be the one
part of the royal family where I think that's kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
You can't kind of get into that.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I don't have a dungeon. You have a dungeon out.
I don't even have a basement. I live in a
high rise. It's not even there's not even another floor.
It's just this one basic layout. You know, you can
see why they're all open. Where would I put a
torture rack? I don't even have.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
They got dungeons and you don't got nothing, So they're
above you. They're better than you. Somewhere in their house.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
There's a wall with chains, right, and you could do
kinky stuff in there, or you could take a terrorist
in there or both. Sure you know sky's a limit
a million options? Well really just too but still it's
more than I got. I got zero options. I don't
have a torture chamber. What do you think that costs
to have that? If I called, you know, Renewal by
(11:03):
Anderson or one of those companies, I was like, Hey,
I need a torture driver.
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(11:40):
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I don't have an account. I don't know about this.
We stuff not on my phone. Well you're in the
room when I talk about it's still not on my phone.
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Mister amos, you must click on something every now and
then that makes your phone think you want to wear
OnlyFans clothes or.
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(12:43):
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Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, I know, it's how you look.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I mean I don't I don't turn the lights on
much at the bathroom when I'm getting ready, but that
and that's how I look.
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Sure, Yeah, you can really tell who is a morning
person and who is not Tuesday or Wednesday, Today's Wednesday
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
All right, I think I know what the theme is
going to be for today.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We have a theme.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm just throwing ideas out there. It doesn't mean we
have to do it. It's just an idea. The President
of the good Country is in the old crappy country today,
you know.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, why don't we play British classic rock songs all
morning long as a tribute to Donald Trump's trip to
go hang out with King Charles still feels weird saying
that out loud, It really does.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It doesn't seem like by playing the British rock songs
all morning that you're supporting Britain.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, I mean you're really just supporting like led Zeppelin
and the Kinks and stuff, a queen, you know, the who.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, it's fine by me. It's good music. I just
hope you know, the King doesn't think, you know, like
you're trying to buddy up to him. No.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
In fact, I think some of those weren't Some of
those rock bands a little disrespectful to the king, like
the sex Pistol for example, or the Queen or you know,
there wasn't any king then might.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Have been disrespectful pretty much everything back in their day.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What do we really need him for at this point,
I mean, we don't need a question.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Has been axed to multiple times, many many years. What
do we need the Royals for? But the Royals really
enjoy being the Royals. I don't think they want to
give it up.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
If you could think of a group of government parasites,
welfare leeches somewhere on earth, is there anybody?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You mean Congress? No, oh you mean yet ya?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, no, No, you're right Congress for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But I mean think they're royalty.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Your average lawmaker I think still has nothing on the
Royal family that tens of millions of dollars a year
and just security alone for King Charles to do? What
exactly what does he do at tens tennis matches? What's
the point of this guy? You guys, you have, you
have a king. That's the thing that always gets me
about British people. When you meet a British guy, they're like, oh,
you know, we don't we like soccer. It's like, yeah,
(02:01):
but you guys think these people over here who burst
into flames when they walk into the sun are genetically
superior to you because they were exalted by God or something.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
They've been telling that story for so many generations, just
kind of you're born into it believing that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now when you see King Charles or Prince William in
their big, beautiful British smiles, what makes you think these
guys are superior to you? I don't not a bit,
not a thing. There no jawline to speak of. What's
with the British people in their jawlines?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You know? Those teeth or those teeth I know?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And I just want to make it clear here. If
people are allowed to be racist to white people, I
should be able to specifically be racist to the British.
And my last name is Webster. By the way. It's
like when black eyes say the N word, I'm allowed
to go there. Yeah, you don't like it too bad.
I'm as not really British, but I know British adjacent.
Italian mom's Italian dad. You know, you know there's a
(02:58):
lot of stuff in there. I'm a mutt, right, you know,
people that terms supposed to be denigrating, But if you
never noticed the MutS, those are the healthiest dogs.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You got a purebread dog. You ever meet a Dalmatian?
Their brains are so broken.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Royal family, it's kind of like the Dalmatians of the
of the human species. They are massively inbred and it's
not working out to their advantage.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Right exactly, a little too many brusbands and you know,
whisters or whatever. It's like, why are you guys all
why you guys all look like that. You're a little
cross eyed there. It's like, oh, I get it. A
lot of genetic deformities over the generations. Ah, maybe that's
why you're so honre right, because like a Dalmatians are
real temperamental. The British royal family, I think we figured
(03:47):
this whole thing out right now. We just locked it in. Yeah,
that's it. We just figured out England. And you know
it's in fact, it's not even England, right, it's because
the United Kingdom or Great Britain what do we call them.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Exal of that.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
England is the island right Well.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
England's part of the island. There's also Scotland on the
same island.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But that's a different country technically, but it's part of
the Commonwealth.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And then there's Ireland right over there, which is a
different Ireland, different island, but.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Only North Ireland. Well, there isn't South Ireland, a different
it's all an island, right, but it's a different, technically
different country, right, it's all part of the UK. Okay,
so it's Great Britain part of the UK, or the
UK is part of Great Britain.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, Great Britain's part of the UK. The United Kingdom
got it is the umbrella of the smaller countries underneath.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So what's Great Britain? That's England obviously, and then what
else Scotland or maybe Wales.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, Scotland's you know, they want to be by themselves.
They had a big old movie about it. Okay, I'm
just saying, we've already got England. What do we need
Whales for? Perhaps this discussion could be somewhere besides the
radio morning show. What do you think There's a probably
some other things in the news that might be of interest.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
All right, So Donald Trump's going to England today. Yesterday,
yesterday we had three different trials for three different assassins,
and I could not help but notice the liberal media
was trying to make them all out to be heroes
or make it sound like nothing bad is going on
at all. Yesterday MSNBC had a digital expert on the
(05:23):
social media expert to explain why actually conservatives are exaggerating.
People on the Internet are not cheering for the murder
of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
And if you look across media generally, you have seen
a lot of people trying to grapple with Charlie Kirk's
legacy and what that is as a right wing agitator
and for bacateur, you know, a strategist and the most
important GOP figure besides Donald Trump arguably ever and so
(05:52):
or right now and so there's a lot of grappling
to do. But to suggest that the internet is cheering
for this is just the opposite.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
They're really good at the just gaslighting you or lying
to your face, however you like to put it with
a straight face and sincerity that has been practiced for
many years.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Is she on a different Internet than us? Is that?
There's the only explanation. What day is it? Wednesday? Ol day?
Is it Wednesday? Did I stutter?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, it's well, well, yeah, you're right, it's a British band.
But they are singing about the FBI. What's up with that?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The new FBI?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I never thought about that before.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Man to buy cash motel.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
They know about the FBI over there in mary Old England.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, they got to keep up.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Is it mary Old England or Jolly Old England? Sure? Yeah, yeah,
either way, they don't seem very jolly. They always seem
like they hate everything. You know, why are British people
like that? Probably all the inbreeding.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You get a real bug up your butt about the bridge,
don't you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean, have you seen them?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
But man, I know anybody to go off like that before.
It's just like it's inside you and it's it's just
gnawing its way through. Let it out, kitty, let it out.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I just feel like as Americans, we it's like we
all forgot about the Boston tea party. I noticed a
lot of Americans look up to the Brits. They're like, oh,
look they're classy, it's sophisticated. Now they suck. Have you
ever had British food? It's terrible. What you soccer? With
the exception of a few really good rock bands, what
do we need England for? You know what I mean?
(07:25):
We don't need them.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I feel you, Oh God, I feel you. I hear you.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
All right. So Trump is going to England today to
hang out with King Charles the Third. They're good friends.
He says. Trump's happy to be in the UK, said
he had a good flight, he just landed there. So
what exactly does the schedule entail? Well, here to explain
it to us, is this old British lady who I
don't know how old she is, but I guarantee she's
She looks ten years older than she probably is. They
always do think.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Look at how it's all expected to play out today. Okay, Well,
the President and First Lady will be arriving here at
Windsor Castle this morning. When they arrive, they'll be greeted
by the Prince and Princess of Wales.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
There's a lot of pausing here because the British are
in any hurry to be anywhere.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Of being formally welcomed by the King and Queen as
a raw salute is fired, both here in Windsor and
at the Tower of London.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
A carriage procession will then take them all on a
route through the Windsor estate before the King and President
inspect the Guard of Honor at Windsor Castle.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Got it? Okay, have lunch together. Did you see this?
Hang on rewinding? Do you see all this stuff on
the kings. Look all these medals and stuff they have.
There's a photo here in the studio we're looking at
of the king.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Like military medals and honors. Yeah, what's that about? I mean,
did a queen wear those on her dresses and she
normally just had on a tasteful brooch.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
How many wars were you in, King Charles? I don't
remember seeing you on the front line of any battles
or anything.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Maybe those are just the badges from all of the
different countries that England has conquered over the years and
then lost.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
At Windsor Castle. They would then have lunch together with
members of the royal family in the state dining.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Room, something gross transition.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
First.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Lady will then visit Saint George's Chapel to lay a
wreath on the tomb of the late Queen.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Elizabeth Methodist Gross.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Later, mister Trump and his wife will join the King
and Queen to watch a fly pass by the Red Arrows.
That's followed by a state banquet. This evening, both the
King and President Trump set to give speeches.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
All right, so that's all the excitement today they're going
to have in England.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Stand anymore? I don't know how people can put up
with that much excitement.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
So the whole point of this trip is because of
a partnership with Microsoft or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And I haven't actually heard anybody say why he's there
other than it's like something to do.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
There's an investment in tech, and it's a dual investment
in both countries. So they're making a big announcement today. Hey,
we're gonna do some stuff in the UK, We're gonna
do some stuff in America, and we won't actually pretend
like the stuff in the UK matters. Obviously the stuff
in America is way more important. But you know, we
will involve them too. They're part of it. You're part
of it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, bring them in.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Windsor And then I guess Buckingham's under renovation, so they're
at Windsor Castle, which I'm told is the real home
of the royal family, so that's probably where they're doing
all the baby blood drinking and the ritualistic sacrifice.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's all down in the dungeon slash basement. I'm sure
been renovated, especially for baby blood of procurement.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know, having a dungeon that would be the one
part of the royal family where I think that's kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
You can't kind of get into that.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I don't have a dungeon. You have a dungeon out.
I don't even have a basement. I live in a
high rise. It's not even there's not even another floor.
It's just this one basic layout. You know, you can
see why they're all open. Where would I put a
torture rack? I don't even have.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
They got dungeons and you don't got nothing, So they're
above you. They're better than you. Somewhere in their house.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
There's a wall with chains, right, and you could do
kinky stuff in there, or you could take a terrorist
in there or both. Sure you know sky's a limit
a million options? Well really just too but still it's
more than I got. I got zero options. I don't
have a torture chamber. What do you think that costs
to have that? If I called, you know, Renewal by
(11:03):
Anderson or one of those companies, I was like, Hey,
I need a torture driver.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
To call them. They're probably already on your Facebook page
trying to get you to buy windows right now. Right,
I had a lot of ads for somebody wants to
sell windows indoors, windows and doors replacement.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Time to go. But I'm embarrassed to tell you the
kind of ads I see. And I've never I've never
been a subscriber, but I constantly see ads for the
clothing that they sell to support the OnlyFans brand. It's
always like, look, the new line of OnlyFans themed swimsuits
is out. I'm like, why would they think I would
buy that? And I've seen that ad probably twenty times?
(11:40):
Is it because of what we talk about on the radio.
I don't have an account. I don't know about this.
We stuff not on my phone. Well you're in the
room when I talk about it's still not on my phone.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Mister amos, you must click on something every now and
then that makes your phone think you want to wear
OnlyFans clothes or.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What I'm talking about on social media. I mean, there's
a reason the algorithm is doing this. I acknowledge that.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Way more interesting to me than that is this. If
you got to I love WJ dot com today and
you want some cool apparel that's not supporting a bunch
of heathens and disgusting people. We have we have new
merch available right now, and I love WJ dot com.
If you go and you organize by dates new to old,
you will see that we have we are, we are
(12:23):
Charlie shirts, Memorial, Walton and Johnson T's Department of War stuff.
Once again, when you purchase things, and I love WJ
dot com, it goes to a very good cause disabled
military veterans, kids with cancer, that sort of thing. We
we never really made a lot of money off the merch,
so generally we just give the money away exactly. And
look how handsome we are too, you know, like, look
(12:43):
at these two guys. I don't even recognize them, probably
probably because that's an AI generated image of us. Somehow
they made my beard look manly or there and they
did that. I love WJ. And look at you, you know,
you look like you're in a toothpaste commercial or something. Steve, Steve,
is this a Colgate making you feel extra fresh today?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I mean that's not how I look.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, I know, it's how you look.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I mean I don't I don't turn the lights on
much at the bathroom when I'm getting ready, but that
and that's how I look.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Sure, Yeah, you can really tell who is a morning
person and who is not Tuesday or Wednesday, Today's Wednesday
Speaker 2 (13:19):
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