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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Stop doing that. That's all that song was missing, and
now it's perfect. You're running it. Boy, whoever's doing that
making it the best elbowy, knock it off. He ain't heavy.
He's my brother.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We've been dogging Ai a lot this morning and over
the last few months, because you know, it seems like
you can't believe anything anymore. But a guy did prove
us wrong. He just wanted us to see this, he said,
you know, not that it's an important or a big deal,
but I just wanted to let you know. I just
found this on the internet. Oh yeah, it's a Renaissance painting,
(00:36):
which means it's really old. Sure, sixteen a painting of
Trump eating spaghetti in front of King Charles. Oh, I
saw this. I love it, I think, and it's from
the fifteen hundredths.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
If I'm not mistaken. Guys, is that that's a real picture?
Hang on, I saw that. I saw the actual photo yesterday, but.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's been turned into a Renaissance fastal with some kind
of a filter or something.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, here's the actual picture. I've got it on the screen.
Do you not love it?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Is the spaghetti going either coming out? It's going in?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
But it's a freeze for you. It's a freeze frame
right exactly because George.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Bush eight with some foreign dignitaries one time, and the
food will coming out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, so I'm being told here. According to the fact check,
this is why X is the best. This photo went viral,
but the the users put a note on it. The
picture of Trump with a mouthful of spaghetti has been
digitally edited.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
He wasn't doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
At no time during the King's speech was Trump eating,
And the videos of the table show that there was
no food on anyone's plate at the time. But I do,
but I wish she was. I wish Trump was eating
big mouthfuls of spaghetti while.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
The pers and this guy's gonna chat for a while.
And I don't want my food to get cold, so
I'm just gonna go ahead and fork it on in there.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
There's also a great photo of him with Prince Kate.
Did you see that where they're kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, remember the kerfuffle he started because he complimented her,
called her beautiful.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I do, like, I don't care about the royal family
at all, but if I had to pick a favorite member,
it's Prince Kate.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
By a princess Kate. I can guess why. And it's
not even close.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, she's classy, didn't they call her weighty Katie? She
waited years for William to settle down and marry.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Her, that's right. And what do you think he was
doing during that time? Yeah, but we'll bet that sister
hers remember what the when they got with married, the
sister stole her spotlight because she was her best lady
or whatever they call it, made of honor. Pipa pipa,
not the pig, and it was a pipa pig, but
she she was hot. Man, that has a good looking
sister out there. Yeah, Pippa Middleton is not bad looking.
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They William tried to hit the sister too, well, I mean,
try to get with that.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
He is going to be king. You know what do
they call that? Prima nacta? I think he's allowed.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Hey, rules, rules, Yeah, we can't go against the lall.
I don't think it's fair, but you know, a law's
a law, my friends, it is.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
And speaking of laws, the CDC has decided to start
treating Americans like adults can make their own informed decisions,
and this is infuriating people.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, no, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
In a leaked email report on ABC News, the acting
director of the CDC told employees some very scandalous things. Apparently,
the CDC has decided let adults think for themselves. Not
every health decision is the government's business, and the CDC need.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Not duplicate the work of other divisions. Go ahead, decide
for yourself. This must be that new CDC. Huh.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The acting director is saying that the bloated government agency
is in fact bloated, and that they need to stop
doing things they weren't meant to do. Remember how the
CDC paused everyone's rent in twenty twenty. Why Why did
the CDC pause everyone's rent?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
What does that have to do with anything? That's not
their job? Is it? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
The HHS Deputy Secretary, whom Kennedy appointed to be CDC's
acting director after Susan Moranez dismiss the last month, that's O'Neill,
said the agency had lost the American public's trust and
faith during the pandemic, and that the HHS new leadership
is working hard to refocus earned that trust back, which
is obviously something.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
A Nazi would say.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Clearly, Yeah, imagine that, Ben Stiller Disney owned ABC made
headlines this week with the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel, and apparently,
as you know, Kimmel falsely claimed that the assassin was
a right wing mag extremist. Of course, Yeah, enter Ben Stiller,
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the actor director, who hasn't exactly been a go to
stage and political discourse, decided this was his moment, oh boy,
to take a stand. Quoting the announcement of Kimmel's suspension
on X the platform previously, he tweeted out the words
this ain't right.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, this isn't right, is what he said.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And then just as quickly as he joined the conversation,
he shut down the posts so nobody could leave comments
or reply. You know how they do that, You could
turn off comments and replies. He disabled to make his
statement not have anybody challenge him on any of it.
And the one that started the whole point to begin
with is that we weren't allowing re expression of thought
and discussion, and that was how he got here. They
(05:03):
murdered a guy because he was participating in the crime
of having a polite discussion.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, the man was speaking his truth. You know, it
was all about his personal journey and I believe he
was actually enjoying right up until he got shot his
first Amendment right to speak his mind, and he did
it very politely. Yeah, and now just the exact opposite
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is happening. People are very rudely, crudely, savagely reacting to it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
He was a deep thinker, Charlie Kirk. He was intellectual
and obviously a Christian. But do you think he was
an overthinker? I will possibly today is national think about
it a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I hope you do. Today's National Overthinker Day. Mister Kenneth's
to you. Do you ever overthink things all the time? Well,
maybe not all the time, but a good percentage of
the time, I guess, is what I'm trying to say. Oh, man,
I'm thinking maybe I wish I hadn't even answered the
question in the first place.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
It turns out that about half of humanity is an overthinker.
One particular half, though, the kind that aren't men. But
one in ten men are overthinkers. Interesting, and then they
sell us one in ten men at are gay. I'm
sure that's just a coincidence. M Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Now a woman's thoughts about Overthinker's day.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It's a national Overthinker's Day. How can I celebrate cake? Nah,
I don't need the extra calories. Oh, I scream, that'll
probably melt a glass of wine and by the time
I chill the bottle, I won't be in the mood
sleeping in. I did that yesterday. Besides, too much relaxation
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will turn me into a dull person. People stop inviting
me to social gatherings. I'll become a hermit. My only
contact with the outside world will be an occasional head
nod with the mailman until one day I'm found dead.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Forget it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
National overthing Ker's Day is a dumb holiday anyways, I mean,
who does that?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And that was a woman's thoughts about Overthinker's Day.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
In the Bio owner radio show Walton and Johnson with
the unique foote phillis Landman, it's the.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Old got the beat, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Just wait while he's feeling that he sees got the jokeskin,
what's the the winner in the studio where they all sit.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Utah Governor Spencer Cox, he's a Republican. And then there's
a Senator Mark Kelly. I believe of Arizona had both
recently made the same point, saying social media is cancer.
Now that's a Republican Democrat making that point, and let
me first acknowledge they are not wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Trump was asked about that, and he said, I don't
think all of social media is bad. Some of it
serves a good purpose, but a lot of the elements
of it. It was a very mature response from this
horrible Orange man. Some elements of social media could be
considered you know, bad and cancer, if you want to
use that term.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, they're not wrong, but we should contend that the
people most in need of that advice are probably politicians,
not normal citizens.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I feel like it's politicians who cannot seem to govern
apart from social media. The truth is that the outsized
role social media plays in our national life has not
been thrust upon politicians by an unruly mob of online partisans. Rather,
it is the political class itself that has adopted, exploited,
and amplified this distortion, governing not with the sober minded
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seriousness that the office requires, but with the theatricality demanded
by the algorithm.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I think an aha, it's appropriate at this time, thank you. Ah. Yeah,
So Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Look, we use social media to troll politicians, but it's
politicians that seem to be the ones filling the Internet
up with digital feces.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
And we're also adding social media to the debate. Who's
screwed up the zoomer so bad? Whose fault is it?
Is it the parents, is it the schools? Was it
social media or was it mainstream media? Or are they
as screwed up as you think they are. They're more
conservative than your generation. What we need to know is
if you defend your child's misbehavior today, one day you'll
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be hiring a lawyer to defend their crimes. Discipline your kids.
It is not child abuse. I think it's if you
don't discipline your kids, it's child abuse.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Maybe life's just a little too easy for Generation Ze.
I mean, consider this, bill Yad. Chipotle, for the first
time ever, is going to start delivering burritos by drone.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Isn't that wonderful? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Knowing my luck, they're going to drop one right on
top of my newly washed car.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I think a crash right through the hood. Man, it'll
just boom. You'd be done. My problem with Chipotle. You
got a new car. I did buy a car in
a synthesizer this week? Is it in the car?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I think I'm having a midlife synthesize while you drive.
Now it's a midlife crisis, I know. But I'm having fun.
I'm having fun, you know, just being alone with my dog.
That's been my life lately, me and Milton, just driving
around that. Yeah, just driving around the city, making beats
on my synthesizers, you know, getting sick and wicked, and
writing jokes for the Texas Youth Summit this weekend, of course,
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writing jokes for the comedy show on October fifth, coming.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Out heh yeah, yeah, you know, we've been doing a
lot of that lately. Other people have other accomplishments, like,
for example, Charlie Kirk's widow, Erica, has just been named
the new CEO of Turning Point USA. And it's also
been pointed out at the same time that in a
week and two days, basically there are now sixty two
(11:05):
thousand applications to start new Turning Point chapters just since
he was murdered. Yeah, and it's growing. It's sixty two
thousand plus. And again we question how much of the
news you can believe anymore. But I have seen videos
of these Charlie kirk vigils people celebrating his life in
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foreign countries. And I didn't know, you know, how if
he is, how popular he was and is in a
lot of these foreign countries. But according to the news,
And again that's the thing about the Internet, you don't
know whether to trust it or not. Isn't it amazing
how many listeners we have in other countries. It's usually
military bases or oil and gas workers. But surprising when
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we look online at our podcast analytics and downloads of
our smartphone app, it always blows my mind, is like, wait,
you're in where Uzbekistan? There's somebody in I can't even
pronounce the name of this country listening to our show. Hey,
did we ever talk about this the body found in
a tesla? No, we did not. Was it some rapper
or somebody like that?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, well they say he's a singer, but he looks
like a rapper. His name is David, but he spells
it D four VD that's how he spells it. And
in the trunk of his tesla they found the dead
body of a fifteen year old girl.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, a decomposing female body was discovered in the trunk
of the Tesla September eighth, two days la after two
days after it had been towed from a Los Angeles street.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I hope that he's fallen back on that old excuse,
like that that lady did up in Monroe, Louisiana, when
they found something up in a cooochie. Oh they said that,
I don't mind.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I don't know how that got up in a Yeah,
that woman in Monroe, they found a bag of meth
in her vagina, and when the cops found it, she said,
it's not mine.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
And I think with the trunk of your car, you
don't know who puts stuff in there. Dude. I believe her,
of course you do, because she's attractive.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, that's the worst thing about that story is that
she it was one of the prettiest mugshots we'd ever seen,
and then you read the news story and her like.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
This is horrible.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
If it is the circumstances of how this young woman
died that was found in the trunk of the Tesla,
I ended up the front. It's a front truck because
it's an ev a fronk, Yeah, front the frunk, and
it's unclear how.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
She got there.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
The cause of death still being determined, but I would
bet she probably got there because she was forced into
the trunk, probably unless she was.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Already dead before they put her in there. I mean,
then you just, you know, you fold them up and
there they go.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Police responded to an impound lot in Hollywood September I
somebody reported there was a foul odor coming from the vehicle.
If you work at an impound lot in Hollywood, I
bet this isn't even the first time.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Authorities located a body in the front trunk of the
tesla that was in the state of decomposition. According to
the LAPD. The victim was about five foot one with
wavy black hair, was wearing a tube top, black leggings,
and a yellow metal bracelet, metal studded earrings. According to
the medical exams, she Elsa had a tattoo on a
right index finger that said.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Sh oh cute. It's on the finger that you put
up to your lips right when you shoosh somebody, and
it said sh.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
The victim appears to have been dead for some time,
adding to the complexity of the investigation.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The U Tesla had.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Been at the impound lot for two days after being
found abandoned on a Hollywood street.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I guess you can see why.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
The vehicle is registered to twenty year old David Anthony Burke,
known professionally as David.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, but I haven't been He probably hadn't driven that
card in a long time. Somebody must have stole it
a something. It is possible that he's not responsible. It's
one of several vehicles owned by the musician, with many
different people using any of the vehicles at any given time.
Because I guess he's got an entourage. Oh, of course
he does.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I wonder if we have his music in our database?
Is he somebody? Let's see, man, it didn't look like
it D four number four. No, never mind, I take
it back your VD. This is his music.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I felt like he's down for VD. Is what else done?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Oh dude, mister, Oh that is the funniest thing.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm just reading it the way he wrote it, That's
all I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
He's not wrong about that anyway. It is one of
several vehicles owned by the musician. They said, so apparently
he had a lot. He has an entourage. He went
viral on TikTok. He is three point eight million followers. Boy,
that is crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Isn't it. Now? Is this going to increase or decrease
his followers? You know how the world works, right, it's not.
He'll probably double it. It's not gangster rap. If he
was an edgy rapper, I would think this would make
him more famous. But because it's this kind of music,
do you think it helps him? I don't know if
it does. That's sadly. When you can go either if
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you have an opportunity to look for the positive or
the negative, if generally go negative, because that's how the
world works. Oh my god, that reminded me of something
I wanted to tell you. Guys.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Did you know Andrew Cuomo just got endorsed by Woody
Allen in his bid for New York mayor stop?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Now, if only he could get Harvey Weinstein in that
singer with the dead person in the truck of his tesla.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Due to the graphic nature of today's show, parental guidance
is strongly suggested.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Walton M. Johnson