The Zuck Sucks - FRI 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My favorite cup this morning too. It says Canny Webster's
Pursuit of Happiness show. What's your cup? Say? Can you? Well?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
As a matter of fact, I've got one of those
as well. I just don't have it on me.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
You've got a white styrofoam earth killer somebody having your
coffee out of Somebody broke.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
My coffee mug here there. I don't know who it was,
but it's okay. I have new ones. As a matter
of fact, I just ordered a new Adamize, the Intafada
coffee mug, and that just arrived.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I just hadn't had a chance to bring it in. Yeah,
that coffee is going to be sweet net mug and
they look really cool too.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
If you haven't been to I love WJ dot com
to see some of the really neat merchandise we have there.
By the way, we have we are Charlie t shirts
and you can get it with or without Charlie Kirk's
face on it. One hundred percent of that money obviously
goes to charity. We're not keeping it. We don't need it.
It's not the point of why we're selling it.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
But people have asked us, you know, where can we
get one of those shirts, and we make them available
at I love WJ dot com. There's so much available there.
Go take a gander. He'll be glad you did.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
You know James Woods had a lot to say about
Jimmy Kimmel over the weekend. I mean over recently, Yeah,
the past twenty four hours, not the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
The actor James Woods, who you don't see on TV
much anymore because for the last a couple of decades
it seems Hollywood doesn't want to have anything to do
with him. I'm sure it has nothing to do with
this conservative issue of stancel and the issues that just
happens to be a coincidence that he is a rare
conservative in the liberal cesspool.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Boy, Jimmy Kimmel has gone out and canceled a lot
of people, though, including the lead singer of the Mighty
Mighty Bosstones, who was for twenty years the announcer on
Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That interesting and then he just finds out something that
is like about the guy and he's done. He's gone.
But you can't get rid of Jimmy vaccines.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, Jimmy kimmeoll canceled a longtime staple of the entertainment
industry in Hollywood because he wouldn't get vaccinated. And you
know that opinion was shared by a lot of peace
bl in Hollywood, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Howard Stern, Don Lemon, Gene Simmons,
even Pierce Morgan was a you know, a big fan
of the COVID vaccine and now he works at Fox News. Anyway,

(02:14):
this isn't about Pierce Morgan. It's about James Wood.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
James Woods is defending Jimmy kimmelll I thought that was remarkable.
Did you read the whole thing? Well? I read it
to us. I'd like to. I just read the first sentence.
I didn't have time to. Oh you didn't. I just
sit here and drink my coffee while you read it
to me. Go ahead, I moved that a little further
out of the way. I'm gonna have to find it now. No,
it's okay, I have it. Well, that's all right. This

(02:38):
keep reading. I think you should take them take it
time to just go ahead and finish it all out.
It's just one paragraph.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Really, it says we've all made jokes at Jimmy Kimmel's expense,
But mister Kimmel is a fellow artist, and I am,
in fact heartbroken to see the way he has been treated.
I believe he is, in his heart of heart's a
good and decent fellow, devoid of malice and hate. And
then the next paragraph reads, just kidding, Jimbo eat us,

(03:04):
get a.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Big spoonful of crap.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right, crap, It says, well, you know, yeah, it's
hard to feel bad for Jimmy Kimmel right now.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Look, I don't celebrate when anyone loses their job. One
am I I left weight. So the guy, he's a
public school teacher, and he was explaining to me, how
hang on a second, hang on, I think there's an
exception to your rule. Un Look, I just walked in. Everybody,
it's Fridays here. You you're here, billy? Oh yeah, well
I just walked in about an hour ago. But I
just walked into this room. Now, I got other things
to do here. I got a responsibilities, you know. Okay,

(03:33):
if this was a helicopter flying the Walton Johnson Show around,
you don't want to make this sure this thing didn't
crash land. No, we wouldn't want that. So I'm making sure,
you know, hydraulics are working everything's good. Mainly the AC's
on and the lights are on, so we're good. No,
the exception. You've never celebrated somebody losing their job. What

(03:54):
about when Joe Biden lost his job just last November?
Is that a job or is it pull job? I
have celebrated people losing political power. There you go.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Do you believe this report that claims now Joe Biden's
having financial problems?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
No, but you know it's sad because he's a victim.
He's just a poor little victim. He got fifteen million
dollars for a book release. I mean, what how how
many millions did he get through a hunter's jobs that
were offered to him by folks over there across the pond.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Now that he's gone, we can't just forget about all
the scamming that him and his family.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Did over the past fifty years. I mean, it doesn't
go away. That money is still in their possession, right,
didn't this guy he was running a mansion in Malibu
for thirty thousand dollars a month or something crazy like that,
and then next door the Secret Service was renting another
mansion that we had to pay for. Where do you
think all that money came from Some of it they

(04:50):
stole from us, some of it they stole from us.
It just depends how they got it us US and USh. Yeah. Anyway,
So no, I don't have any crocodile tears today for
Hunter Biden or his father, poor Jimmy Kimmel for that matter,
although the United States government thinks it's vitally important that
they waste a lot of their time investigating how dare

(05:15):
ABC Disney whoever removed this guy from his job? House Democrats,
they said they're gonna make sure the American people find
out the truth, even if it requires the relentless unleashing
of congressional subpoena power. This will not be forgotten. FCC
didn't bother commenting or responding to any of their concerns.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, it's Gilbert Godfrey, Dude, We've heard this before. He
didn't get fired for the reason why they're claiming. He
got fired because it wasn't profitable. They got rid of
the number one rated late night talk show because it
was hemorrhaging thirty million dollars a year. And I'm not
talking about Jimmy Kimmel. I'm talking about Colbert. Jimmy Kimmel's
ratings were even lower.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
They were way worse. No, here's what's interesting about that.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
We've been told that Jimmy Fallon show, which is in
third place, actually does make money. Now you're probably wondering,
how would that work. Well, it turns out on a
less controversial show, even with a smaller audience, there are
more people that are willing to buy advertising because being
associated with that show doesn't provide your brand with as
much stigma as would be associated with something that was

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politically extreme like Colbert or Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Fallon just
to save her brand to be associated with, even if
it's supposedly as a smaller audience. You know, it's amazing
to think, Wow, all he did was not be controversial
in the business model works.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Imagine that all right. Now, stuff's hot out there right now,
the rhetoric, it's on high. We need to turn down.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
One person who has been repeating that over and over
again is the governor of Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
His name is Tim Walls, or is it Tim Kane.
Nobody could tell the differences. Go with Walls for now,
probably Tim Walls. So he's a voice of reason, the
voice of calm in the midst of all of this horrible,
violet rhetoric that only one side spewing.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Tim Walls is saying, after the assassination of Charlie Kirk,
we need to turn down the rhetoric.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Everybody needs to be nice to their neighbors. Just listen
to him.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Here he is yesterday on MSNBC with Chris Hayes or
Rachel Maddow.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Nobody could tell which ones we should anyway, here he is.
This is it. If you ever wondered how democracy dies,
you're witnessing it, and I know it's it's people are
watching a football game tonight and we kind of sleepwalk
through this thing. But don't remind us we got here
most outrageous. What run? It's not rhetoric, right, he's he's
telling us tone down the rhetoric. And then the first

(07:34):
thing out of his mouth is, this is our democracy dies?
Wasn't he elected in a Democrat election? Right? Also democracy?
A democratic election? How death is? Tim Walls that we
can hear his headphones through the camera, Like what that?
Can you not hear anything? Tim?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I feel bad for the guy anyway. You know, it's
not like he got shot, not yet. The guy don't know.
You know, we hope he doesn't. He is a vile
human being.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Though. For the record, Minneapolis during COVID, Tim Walls was
able to call the National Guard to keep people in
their homes, but couldn't call them for a three day
riot the burned blocks of the city because his wife
liked the smell of burning tires. You remember that.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh yeah, he has a straight up communist. Tim Walls
doesn't care about turning down the rhetoric. Tim Walls is
the reason the rhetoric's so high in the first place.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yesterday, we pointed out later in the show about how
the Babylon Bee humorous website turns truth into very funny statements.
They don't have to make stuff up. The truth is
wildly funny. And here they go again, headlight at the
Babylon b This morning, people who are okay with murder

(08:48):
are outraged by a TV show canceled. Yeah, this will
never end. What are you talking about? You know? This week?
This week? You don't know what day it is, do you?
It is Friday morning, early Friday morning, Walton and Johnson
Radio Network. That is the real voice. Fred from Cowboy

(09:09):
Moth singing a song for you there there gonna be
a big deal someday. Yeah, that's not AI. That's really
cowboy mouth. You never know what's AI anymore. I mean,
you just don't never know. Used to be AI was
so ridiculous, you could go, well, that's probably you know,
like a horse that jumped in the air and flew
over three cars or something, just like I don't think

(09:29):
that's real. But now AI is putting out stories in
the news that could be absolutely true, they're legitimately believable,
and then still not true. Give me an example like this,
what was it that the lawsuit? The story of the
news was that what we were just reading about a
minute ago, Erica's lawsuit.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
There's a viral thing on Facebook saying that Erica Kirk
is suing the View.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
But she's not. That's not true. She's not. She's not.
Oh she's not. She is not. I said she was.
I will tell you.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Facebook has become ground zero for fake news.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Everything on Facebook is a lie.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
If you see something on Facebook about someone suing the
view for defamation, I mean, and there's a lot of
these ted nugent suing the view, Like why would he
be suing the view?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
He's not. But there is this video circulating on Facebook
of Charlie Kirk. Okay, it's not a video of Charlie
Kirk so much as a video of his voice. It's AI. Huh,
it's Ai. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
There's a young woman on Facebook named Lauren and she
used AI to try and recreate what Charlie Kirk would
say if he was alive right now, or if he
could speak to us.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Not if he was alive, Okay, and this is what
he said.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
First, I want you to know I'm fine, not because
my body is fine, but because my soul is secure
in Christ. Death is not the end. It's a promotion.
Don't waste one second mourning me. I knew the risks
of standing up in this cultural moment, and I'd do it.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
All over again.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Second, do not let this violence divide us further. The
enemy wants chaos and retaliation. Don't give it to them. Instead,
double down on truth, double down on courage, double down
on your faith and on your families. That is how
you honor me. Third, remember this America.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Is worth it.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Free speech is worth it, Fighting for the unborn, for families,
for sanity, and a culture gone mad. It is all
worth it. So dry your tears, pick up your cross,
and get back in the fight. Do it with joy,
do it with strength, and never ever let evil think
it won.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
That's stuff, man. So there you go. I am gonna
take I appreciate his message, but I am still gonna
have to take these democrats to task a time or
two over some of the things they're doing and saying
right now. But like to give them a tongue washing.
You're not actually going to physically do anything right, probably not. No,
you're not going unless they get right up in my face.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
We are peaceful warriors here on the Walton and Johnson Show.
Or as they get in your faith trying to hurt
what if they got in here? Okay, if they're hurting you,
you're allowed to defend yourself. I guess that Berna, now
you know. So it's less than lethal.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, I mean, and if you have to defend yourself,
that's a good way to do it. It's humane. There
you go. Steve, send me this video of this guy
and he is how old is this guy? Steve sixty nine? Nice? Yeah?
And he's lifting how much here? It's a four it
says actually four h three. He's not using the same
kind of weights that you probably use when you work out,

(12:27):
the forty five plates, you know, or the big ones.
It's like, looks like he's got hundred pound plates because
there's only a couple of them on each side. He
is just a little shy of four plates there. In
terms of traditional plates, he's basically at four hundred pounds
and he is, again sixty nine years old, and he
dead lifts that four hundred pounds. Five reps. How many

(12:51):
reps are you getting out at four hundred?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You know, as many as just you know, if I'm
just warming up, maybe five, you know.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, that's the reason les's that it to use because
a week or so ago you said you your next
goal in your strength, your powerlifting scheme, there is the
four plates, which is four h five, which is basically
what he's lifting. I thought that might inspire you. Okay, well,
I'll be honest with you. Yesterday I lifted.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I had the back injury, so I'm getting my numbers
back up to where they were, and yesterday I racked
pulled three sixty five.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I'm almost back to four plates. Citt, that's the goal
you're getting there. Thanks Belly, I appreciate you. Buddy, how
about you? How many are what's your what's your dad
left right now? Well? Mostly you know bales of hay,
you know, chunks of you know, logs from cut down trees,
stuff like that. Lifted the back end of my four

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by four.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well that's something you had to do that too. How
about the new meta glasses? Have you lifted those yet?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I'm glad you brought that up. This this world we
live in today is so technologically advanced that I can't
keep up. You probably have trouble keeping up, and your
luck younger than me. The technology that's coming out today
is so amazing. These glasses that will pretty much replace

(14:09):
your phone and your computer screen by just putting the
images in front of your eyes, just by putting on
a pair of sunglasses. And I guess that's just sweeping
the country right now. Huh, not quite, Bill yet. It's
never a good when you're a billionaire showing off your
new tech and it's met with huge laughter. That's what
happened yesterday when Mark Zuckerberg was presenting his AI powered

(14:32):
glasses that are supposed to be paired with neural wristbands.
He was getting laughs at the rate of a good
comedian because they weren't working well during the demonstration, I
mean at all. First, he had one of his assistants,
which looks like a more handsome version of him, try
to make steak sauce and have the glasses teach him
how to do it. He was supposed to be following

(14:52):
a recipe that would be on his glasses, and it
didn't work. He didn't know what to do because it
wouldn't show him. And then so then the easier ask
Mark Zuckerberg tried to take a call and that didn't
work either. To take a call with your sunglasses? Yeah, well,
well they're not sunglasses, they're just glasses. They were made
by a sunglass company. They look like Buddy hollyglasses and
it's the name of the company that did the glasses.

(15:14):
Ray bands. Okay, they make sunglasses. Yeah, not these, These
are Buddy Holly looking glasses. Oakley was the other one. Yeah,
they did have those, but those weren't the ones he
was wearing when they were male functioning. Anyway, here's a
little bit of what it sounded like. What's up video call?
There we go. Uh, oh that's too bad. Oh that's
too bad. Okay, there's the actually call all right, try

(15:37):
it again. I keep on messing this up. Yeah, it's smart.
Let's go for a course, just Answerry, Mark, I don't
know what to tell you. Guys. We're gonna buzz come
out here, and he's gonna need some walk on music,
especially after that. Okay, So he goes back to the
garage and fine tunes it and don't bring it out

(15:59):
until it's ready about Yeah, my favorite part is that
Mark Zuckerberg thinks walk on music for the next speaker
is going to help. You know what would really help
here if you played All I do is win While
one of.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
My assistants walks out, something tells me that's not gonna
have the effect you're going for.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well, that's not the only a little technical snapoo. These
billionaires are having Tesla you familiar. I've heard of it
Elon and his and his cars including robotaxis. Oh this
was also the next big technological rollout. The Robotaxi rollout

(16:37):
has been marred, that's the way they put it. It
looks bad because they keep having accidents, multiple accidents by
cars that don't have anybody driving them. What a surprise?
Have you seen them driving around here? The ones we
have are different than those that they're called I forget
what they're called nano or something, but we have them

(16:57):
driving around and sometimes they'll have a guy in the
front seats. Sometimes they don't. I've seen them drop people
off at the park before where I go work out,
and it always confuses me because sometimes it shows up
all by itself alone, And then sometimes there's a guy
in the front seat, and I think, what do they
need him for? Which? Yeah, do they not trust this
thing enough? They put a I guess he's there just

(17:18):
to sign the ticket that he gets after he runs
over somebody.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Sure, that must be it. And then my other question
would be, would you feel safer driving around alone in
the autonomous vehicle, the autonomous taxi or would you prefer
in the front seat there'd be a felon there to
make sure?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh yeah, I'm going to go with the felon. Yeah? Yeah,
which of these? Because what kind of guy is gonna
take get that job? Yeah? Exactly, some guy with a
tear drop tattoo. Look, we don't really need you to
drive so much as just occasionally drive when this thing malfunctions. Malfunctions?
How often does that happen? Oh, you know, like every
couple of minutes. Hardly ever, only once or twice an hour.

(17:57):
It's fine, just make sure nobody dies. But there is
good news from Apple today. Oh yeah, yeah, the iPhone
seventeen is officially available. Wooh boy, let me you know.
When you hit me with some exciting news like that.
I gotta protect my heart, can't he? Now? The good news, Billy,
I is this. It's available now. But if you can't
make it to the Apple store today, don't fret. The

(18:18):
iPhone eighteen will be out on Monday. Sure shure, Yes.
All I do is weird. We no matter what. For
money over ma, I can know what I like dancing
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