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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Rhetoric. That's what they say. That's what they say is
the cause of and solution to all of our problems.
Is it the regular kind or is it the violent kind?
Depends how you ask. Well, the Republicans spew violent rhetoric.
Democrats just regular. Apparently the rhetoric's rhetoric of the left
to the left rhetoric is all about censorship. They just
(00:23):
love it. Here's Jen PSAs, Tim Walls, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry,
Kamala Harris, some old guy AOC and Affirmative Action Jackson,
the Supreme Court justice Katanji Jackson. Brown shouldn't be banned
from one platform and not others if you afford providing
misinformation out there. There's no guaranteed of free speech on
(00:45):
misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
There are Americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda,
and whether they should be civilly or even in some
cases criminally charged is something that would be a better deterrent.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
If people go to only one source and the source
they go to is sick, and you know, as an agenda,
and they're putting out disinformation, our First Amendment stands as
a major block.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's really hard to govern today. This is a matter
of corporate responsibility. Twitter should be held accountable and shut
down that site. It is a matter of safety and
corporate accountability. The First Amendment is not absolute.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
It does not protect any single thing anyone And that's
important and what this committee has been trying to do
for the last year and a half where we need
to kill the federal government from monitoring what is going
on on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
When you look at what.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Tucker Carlson and some of these other Cooks books do,
it is very very clearly incitement of violence, very clearly
incitement of violence. I believe that when it comes to
broadcast television like Fox News, these are subject to.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Federal law, federal.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Regulation in terms of what's allowed on air and what isn't.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
My biggest concern is that your view has the First
Amendment hamstringing the government in significant ways.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
But apparently it's okay to kill a guy if he's
saying something you don't like. So all eight of them
said that what ABC did to Jimmy Kimmel was perfectly acceptable.
I mean, that's what they're saying. Hillary Clinton is basically
saying that maybe even criminal charges could be applied here.
Of course, they said all that years ago before Jimmy
(02:44):
Kimmel got suspended by ABC. Jimmy Kimmel feels the same way.
Back in May of twenty eighteen, he said, I'm not
a fan of censorship, but this wasn't about free speech.
It was about consequences for saying some vile You can
say what you want, but networks don't have to pay
you to say it. You can't just blame ambient for that.
(03:09):
Actions have consequences, and ABC made the right call in
canceling Roseanne Barr. Wow, that's amazing. I mean, because it's you,
it's different. But she got fired for saying something on Twitter.
He got fired for saying something on the network his
own show. Yeah, all right, let's talk about incest for
(03:31):
a minute. You shake my nerve and too much love
of the man Jerry Lee Lewis. I hate to bad
mouth the guy, but didn't he marry his first cousin?
Billy d Well, you got a problem with it? I mean, yeah,
I shouldn't marry your cousin. I don't think due Well,
it's just the first one, you know, I know some
guys that are on their third Billy had that's not
(03:53):
what that means. A law has just officially been passed
in Connecticut, and if you want to marry your first cousin,
you only have about a week to do it before
it becomes illegal. In Connecticut. You can you can for
about a week. More in a week, you can't anymore
in the months the new law. Here's the people in
Connecticut responding to the news about their brand new law.
(04:14):
It's pretty wild.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
I mean, I would have never thought them out marrying
my first cousin. It didn't really enter my mind. But
you know, hey, whatever float your boat. I did get married,
not to my cousin though last year. Bie honey.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It's just so wrong because of the birth defects.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I think people love who they love and the government
should have no say in that.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Different strokes for different folks.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
But you know, it's gonna mess up to DNA a
little bit if you start mixing and crossing those wires.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Does this mean there's gonna be least Democrats in Connecticut
now that they got rid of the inbreeding. It does
seem that way, it doesn't it quiet I just like
this song. It had nothing to do with yeah any
time anywhere. I guess what we're saying is don't bang
your cousins. Now there's one. No, No, they didn't say that.
(04:58):
What did they say? You can go have all the
sex with your first cousin you want to, you just
can't marry her or here in Pakistan, Oh, I'm so
sorry to bring this up, sixty one point two percent
of people have participated in a first cousin marriage. That
sounds about right. Kuwait fifty four point three percent. Boy,
(05:19):
there is a lot of inbreeding. Inbreeding by country. I
just got a list of it here. Boy, it really
seems to all be in right around the same place too.
You can look at a map of it here. It's
really in that, but it's not that eastern side and
it's not that western side. It seems more kind of
like in the middle. It's mostly that North Africa, Southwest
(05:40):
Asia part over there, not most of us, but it's
not far east. I guess it's not close east, kind
of in the middle of the East. It doesn't look
like it's as common in India. But as you travel
west of India, boy, look at that jump. You go
from not that much incest to tons of incest. Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq,
(06:03):
what says Saudi Arabia, we're from forty to sixty five percent.
Looks like Syria, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Sudan. So bad.
In Egypt, twenties, Sudan, we're in the twenties. Yeah, twenty
nine percent. Yeah, Algeria and that interesting too. In Egypt,
that's about the percentage of people there that are into
Sharia Islam. That's right. I'm getting to notice a commonality.
(06:26):
As a point. It's almost like all the Muslim countries
now in India and Pakistan separated and became two countries,
and they had that whole stampede, you know, left and right,
back and forth they killed each other and all that
kind of stuff. Mainly the Muslims were hitting for Pakistan,
got it, and then then the non Muslims were hitting
out of Pakistan. And now Pakistan has what like a
(06:47):
seventy five percent rate of yeah, well somewhere in that range,
seventy seventy five. Here's my question, if all the incest
is happening in the Muslim countries, right, you just looked
at the map, it was pretty clear where it was
all taken place at. And we got rid of I
you know, I'm not a globalist, but let's say that
globally we passed a law that said no more marrying
your first cousin. What does that do to the Islam
(07:10):
recruitment rates. Well, first of all, I don't you're not
going to get that law. If you did get that law,
somebody would probably blow something up about every ten minutes. Okay,
I'm against it. I don't think we should blow things up.
I think that's wrong. But you know, all that being said,
could you imagine murdering someone over the right to have
(07:32):
sex with your cousin. Well, they have those honor killings
over there too, in some areas. You know, they will
murder their own family members if they feel dishonored. Don't
I would be much of an honor though. You know,
having sex with your cousin and then getting murdered, that's
it's tricky business. It's an embarrassing way to die. You know.
(07:52):
When we were talking about, you know, stupid people doing
stupid things, and and maybe this is how some of
that stuffs with that inbreeding within the families and all.
Somebody sent me this little quote that was several years ago.
I don't know if you remember, Sarah Silverman. You remember her?
I do remember Sarah Silverman. Yeah. They refer to her
(08:13):
in this as the Queen of all libtards. She's probably
been out libtarded then up by now, but back then
she was quite outspoken. She encouraged millennials at the time
to overthrow the governments with guns to protest the Second Amendment. Wow. Now,
(08:36):
just as let that scene ken if it didn't already
sound stupid, that's a double scoop? Is she and bread?
She's not Muslim?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Is she?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Pretty sure?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
She is?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Zimbret though? Now with Les Floride, it's the Walton and
Johnson show. You didn't let him finish his sentence, get
him off the street and into my bedroom. That's a
SoundBite from much earlier this year. That was the mayor
of Houston talking about how he wanted to clean up
Washington Avenue. Now, if you're not from Houston, that might
(09:06):
not mean much to you. Washington Avenue is where mostly
younger I'm not gonna say it's just white people, but
white people definitely. Oh no, it ain't no more. It
might have been for a while, but there's a tagle
bro I saw a lot of whities there though it was.
I was there late Saturday night. I went to bed
and then all of a sudden my phone rang and
there was a group of people out in front of
my condo and they said, Kenny, it's somebody's birthday. And
(09:29):
I was like, say no more. So I got up
out of bed and I joined them and we drove
to Washington Avenue, where I have not gone drinking since
ever in my life? Hasn't it since you were maybe
under forty, I didn't really do it. Then I was married,
then I didn't. Did you fit in? Now? Did you
feel like you? Because some people stopped going to clubs
When they walk in and the the age group that
(09:52):
is out clubbing looks at you. Who's the old guy?
You know? I mean, you're obviously not old, but to
the clubbing crowd of twenty one year olds, you probably
look a little older. Though it's a great question. I
was concerned, right, But then I got there and there
were people older than me, but they have BedHead. But
there were a lot of people younger than me too.
You said you were in bed and they woke you,
or they called you and said get up. So if
(10:14):
you showed up with BedHead, you might have looked much younger,
because that's the style to be. Have messy hair. Just
don't don't comb it, don't rush it, don't fix it
in anyway. Just make it look like you're in flock
of seagulls exactly. Yeah, rat's nets, you know. But ironically
that reference would age me tragically. Oh whatever, but no,
so I shut up at what about tears for fears?
(10:34):
The exact same things. Think it's the same joke, but
I appreciate your effort. We get to Washington Avenue and
I start walking around, and immediately they're like, it's forty
bucks to park. Oh no, no, that was what I said.
Park off a couple of blocks and walk. Now you
call me not be when you get back. But you
still got that forty bucks in your pocket. See here's
(10:57):
the thing. I had the forty bucks, and I just
bought a new car, so I didn't want a race case.
I took the new one. Yeah, let me you take
the old beater because I you know, it's a new car.
I wanted to take my new car. I was excited
about it. So I get there and so we go
into the club and then I figured out because I
did not know, are we gonna get to the scandiy
plaid women in the story or not, and.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
I will do it encourage the owners of the clubs
to get their barely clad young ladies on their street.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Let me describe the way that people are dressed at
the club that I went to. Yeah, give it to me, good, Okay.
Young men working behind the bar, working out front, and
they're wearing a T shirt, jeans, They're dressed like I'm
dressed right now. Sure, fine, Okay. Now women working in
the club, same age group are wearing a thong. Yeah,
they got their butt cheeks hanging out. They have a
(11:42):
bra top like sort of a sports bra kind of
thing with under boob hanging out. So it's a strap
or a belt really across the breast. I mean, I
have to cover the nipples. I feel like I could
see their fallopian tubes. We're talking very very review and
I was not up here. You couldn't. And as soon
as I they're doing the whole thing, I know that's
what I mean. They're not wearing they're wearing nothing. They're
(12:04):
naked and this is not a strip club. And I
gotta tell you, I felt immediately like I was like,
now I get what wit Meyer was talking about. I
did not understand the sound bite, we're too old to
be in that club. I did not get it at No.
I mean, you know, well, but the younger men in
the club, if they are of this new generation, these
(12:25):
twenty something year old men, they're not all testosterony like you.
There were people there Billy had and Steve's age. There
were older people at this club. Wait, no, come on,
get at what were they doing? I think they were lost.
I don't know, because I didn't know what I was
doing there. That was my first thought. I was like, well,
first of all, I'm relieved that I'm not the oldest
(12:45):
person here. That's that's the help. And then immediately I thought,
now I'm concerned that these people like are not supposed
to be did you know where you are? They're not
even supposed to be out after dark? Wellout you know,
a nurse or somebody with them to guy them around.
I think a good litmus test to figure out what
the age group is supposed to be in a club
is do you know the songs? And I, yeah, that's
(13:07):
a good point. And I knew most of the songs.
I didn't know them all, but I knew most most
of them were from ten or fifteen years ago, and
I thought, well, that's a good sign that I'm allowed
to be here. At least you didn't dance, did you. Oh?
We were all no, not really, no, well it was
it was yeah, they were doing that. What's the word
I would use to describe urban dancing? How does that work? Well? Uh, oh,
(13:30):
this is this is awkward. Okay. The women they put
this song on and it was called air off your
Kuchi and I didn't understand what does that mean? It's
uh all the women would do this thing where they
would stand bow legged and sort of squat down like this. Yeah,
like like this exactly. Yeah you know that. You know
(13:52):
that that that TV commercial for that thing called the
squatty potty. Oh god, it was like that, but without
the hardware, without the squaddy. And then and then when
they bended over, it was like, oh, that's where your
children came from. I go, oh, okay, So they had
to air that out a little. They were airing it
out right, and they and they were doing it on
the bar. The song says do it and then the
(14:12):
air conditioning out the AC was busted. I don't think so, No,
they have. I know why things got so uh heat
it up down there. You know what surprised me about it, Billy,
I've got to think if an average guy walked up
to a woman on the street and he said, air
off your kouchie, she would not do that. No, probably not.
(14:33):
But if you play it out of a loud speaker
with a bumping bait baby, with some aight o eight
kick drums and a snare and a clap or whatever,
then they all of a sudden, we're wait, who's got
the clap? The clap is a musical it's a drum
machine sound effector so's you. It started like a like
a snare drum like you know, you know, clap? What's
(14:55):
that one? What's that? That's a high hats? You like
a high hat? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Well like a haa.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I don't think that's stuff I like to do my
jazzy hair. That's not the dancing they were doing. No,
really no, And as I was standing there watching these
women dance, it occurred to me that none of them
are ever going to be my wife. Hmm no, no,
that would be a terrible thing to do. It was
anybody dancing on the bar, yes, okay, that's a sure
sign you should get out of there. And some of
the employees were on the bar and they were doing
(15:23):
this thing where they would go around from table to
table and all the girls that were naked or whatever
would walk around with like sparklers and a sign and
it said the name of the bar on it, and
then they would go, you know, Brenda, it's your birthday,
and then the Brenda or whoever's birthday would twirk with
the girls. Oh nice, where'd they end up putting that sparkler?
That's exactly where you think? Really, I was surprised to
(15:46):
really do some damage. Those things are hot. And then
I heard one woman walk up to another woman and
compliment her and say a thing I'd never heard in
my life. I've never heard this before. One woman to another.
She walks up really loudly and she goes, do I
look good? And then her girl friend replies, girl, you
look like a real expensive escort, and she goes, thank you. Kay.
That is the ultimate compliment, because that's what she was
(16:08):
shooting for. And then she followed it up. She's like
American Express, baby. Yeah. It's like I don't think you.
I don't know, but I'm pretty Sure, if you're paying
for a hooker with an American Express card, that's a
bad idea because doesn't that like create a paper trail
of your illegality. Sure, but she doesn't care. It's not
her American Express card. It never is hers, is it? Yeah,
(16:28):
but she's the one in this hypothetical that's charging someone
and funding her illegal activity with said it. And then
you do you get miles for it? How does that work?
So you're telling me you had sex with the hooker
and you got United miles, so that's the only way
to fly. And then the next time I'm at the
airport and I see people in the lounge or whatever,
is like they're in the United Club. Like, how many
(16:49):
of them are in there? Because because they went to Vegas,
that expensive hooker just put them over the top and
now they've got platinum status. See that's my home. I
don't have enough points because I don't do that. Well,
learn your lifting, I guys, I will do it.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Encourage the owners of the clubs to get their barely
clad young ladies off the street.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Rhetoric. That's what they say. That's what they say is
the cause of and solution to all of our problems.
Is it the regular kind or is it the violent kind?
Depends how you ask. Well, the Republicans spew violent rhetoric.
Democrats just regular. Apparently the rhetoric's rhetoric of the left
to the left rhetoric is all about censorship. They just
(00:23):
love it. Here's Jen PSAs, Tim Walls, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry,
Kamala Harris, some old guy AOC and Affirmative Action Jackson,
the Supreme Court justice Katanji Jackson. Brown shouldn't be banned
from one platform and not others if you afford providing
misinformation out there. There's no guaranteed of free speech on
(00:45):
misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
There are Americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda,
and whether they should be civilly or even in some
cases criminally charged is something that would be a better deterrent.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
If people go to only one source and the source
they go to is sick, and you know, as an agenda,
and they're putting out disinformation, our First Amendment stands as
a major block.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's really hard to govern today. This is a matter
of corporate responsibility. Twitter should be held accountable and shut
down that site. It is a matter of safety and
corporate accountability. The First Amendment is not absolute.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
It does not protect any single thing anyone And that's
important and what this committee has been trying to do
for the last year and a half where we need
to kill the federal government from monitoring what is going
on on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
When you look at what.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Tucker Carlson and some of these other Cooks books do,
it is very very clearly incitement of violence, very clearly
incitement of violence. I believe that when it comes to
broadcast television like Fox News, these are subject to.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Federal law, federal.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Regulation in terms of what's allowed on air and what isn't.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
My biggest concern is that your view has the First
Amendment hamstringing the government in significant ways.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
But apparently it's okay to kill a guy if he's
saying something you don't like. So all eight of them
said that what ABC did to Jimmy Kimmel was perfectly acceptable.
I mean, that's what they're saying. Hillary Clinton is basically
saying that maybe even criminal charges could be applied here.
Of course, they said all that years ago before Jimmy
(02:44):
Kimmel got suspended by ABC. Jimmy Kimmel feels the same way.
Back in May of twenty eighteen, he said, I'm not
a fan of censorship, but this wasn't about free speech.
It was about consequences for saying some vile You can
say what you want, but networks don't have to pay
you to say it. You can't just blame ambient for that.
(03:09):
Actions have consequences, and ABC made the right call in
canceling Roseanne Barr. Wow, that's amazing. I mean, because it's you,
it's different. But she got fired for saying something on Twitter.
He got fired for saying something on the network his
own show. Yeah, all right, let's talk about incest for
(03:31):
a minute. You shake my nerve and too much love
of the man Jerry Lee Lewis. I hate to bad
mouth the guy, but didn't he marry his first cousin?
Billy d Well, you got a problem with it? I mean, yeah,
I shouldn't marry your cousin. I don't think due Well,
it's just the first one, you know, I know some
guys that are on their third Billy had that's not
(03:53):
what that means. A law has just officially been passed
in Connecticut, and if you want to marry your first cousin,
you only have about a week to do it before
it becomes illegal. In Connecticut. You can you can for
about a week. More in a week, you can't anymore
in the months the new law. Here's the people in
Connecticut responding to the news about their brand new law.
(04:14):
It's pretty wild.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
I mean, I would have never thought them out marrying
my first cousin. It didn't really enter my mind. But
you know, hey, whatever float your boat. I did get married,
not to my cousin though last year. Bie honey.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It's just so wrong because of the birth defects.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I think people love who they love and the government
should have no say in that.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Different strokes for different folks.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
But you know, it's gonna mess up to DNA a
little bit if you start mixing and crossing those wires.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Does this mean there's gonna be least Democrats in Connecticut
now that they got rid of the inbreeding. It does
seem that way, it doesn't it quiet I just like
this song. It had nothing to do with yeah any
time anywhere. I guess what we're saying is don't bang
your cousins. Now there's one. No, No, they didn't say that.
(04:58):
What did they say? You can go have all the
sex with your first cousin you want to, you just
can't marry her or here in Pakistan, Oh, I'm so
sorry to bring this up, sixty one point two percent
of people have participated in a first cousin marriage. That
sounds about right. Kuwait fifty four point three percent. Boy,
(05:19):
there is a lot of inbreeding. Inbreeding by country. I
just got a list of it here. Boy, it really
seems to all be in right around the same place too.
You can look at a map of it here. It's
really in that, but it's not that eastern side and
it's not that western side. It seems more kind of
like in the middle. It's mostly that North Africa, Southwest
(05:40):
Asia part over there, not most of us, but it's
not far east. I guess it's not close east, kind
of in the middle of the East. It doesn't look
like it's as common in India. But as you travel
west of India, boy, look at that jump. You go
from not that much incest to tons of incest. Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq,
(06:03):
what says Saudi Arabia, we're from forty to sixty five percent.
Looks like Syria, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Sudan. So bad.
In Egypt, twenties, Sudan, we're in the twenties. Yeah, twenty
nine percent. Yeah, Algeria and that interesting too. In Egypt,
that's about the percentage of people there that are into
Sharia Islam. That's right. I'm getting to notice a commonality.
(06:26):
As a point. It's almost like all the Muslim countries
now in India and Pakistan separated and became two countries,
and they had that whole stampede, you know, left and right,
back and forth they killed each other and all that
kind of stuff. Mainly the Muslims were hitting for Pakistan,
got it, and then then the non Muslims were hitting
out of Pakistan. And now Pakistan has what like a
(06:47):
seventy five percent rate of yeah, well somewhere in that range,
seventy seventy five. Here's my question, if all the incest
is happening in the Muslim countries, right, you just looked
at the map, it was pretty clear where it was
all taken place at. And we got rid of I
you know, I'm not a globalist, but let's say that
globally we passed a law that said no more marrying
your first cousin. What does that do to the Islam
(07:10):
recruitment rates. Well, first of all, I don't you're not
going to get that law. If you did get that law,
somebody would probably blow something up about every ten minutes. Okay,
I'm against it. I don't think we should blow things up.
I think that's wrong. But you know, all that being said,
could you imagine murdering someone over the right to have
(07:32):
sex with your cousin. Well, they have those honor killings
over there too, in some areas. You know, they will
murder their own family members if they feel dishonored. Don't
I would be much of an honor though. You know,
having sex with your cousin and then getting murdered, that's
it's tricky business. It's an embarrassing way to die. You know.
(07:52):
When we were talking about, you know, stupid people doing
stupid things, and and maybe this is how some of
that stuffs with that inbreeding within the families and all.
Somebody sent me this little quote that was several years ago.
I don't know if you remember, Sarah Silverman. You remember her?
I do remember Sarah Silverman. Yeah. They refer to her
(08:13):
in this as the Queen of all libtards. She's probably
been out libtarded then up by now, but back then
she was quite outspoken. She encouraged millennials at the time
to overthrow the governments with guns to protest the Second Amendment. Wow. Now,
(08:36):
just as let that scene ken if it didn't already
sound stupid, that's a double scoop? Is she and bread?
She's not Muslim?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Is she?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Pretty sure?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
She is?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Zimbret though? Now with Les Floride, it's the Walton and
Johnson show. You didn't let him finish his sentence, get
him off the street and into my bedroom. That's a
SoundBite from much earlier this year. That was the mayor
of Houston talking about how he wanted to clean up
Washington Avenue. Now, if you're not from Houston, that might
(09:06):
not mean much to you. Washington Avenue is where mostly
younger I'm not gonna say it's just white people, but
white people definitely. Oh no, it ain't no more. It
might have been for a while, but there's a tagle
bro I saw a lot of whities there though it was.
I was there late Saturday night. I went to bed
and then all of a sudden my phone rang and
there was a group of people out in front of
my condo and they said, Kenny, it's somebody's birthday. And
(09:29):
I was like, say no more. So I got up
out of bed and I joined them and we drove
to Washington Avenue, where I have not gone drinking since
ever in my life? Hasn't it since you were maybe
under forty, I didn't really do it. Then I was married,
then I didn't. Did you fit in? Now? Did you
feel like you? Because some people stopped going to clubs
When they walk in and the the age group that
(09:52):
is out clubbing looks at you. Who's the old guy?
You know? I mean, you're obviously not old, but to
the clubbing crowd of twenty one year olds, you probably
look a little older. Though it's a great question. I
was concerned, right, But then I got there and there
were people older than me, but they have BedHead. But
there were a lot of people younger than me too.
You said you were in bed and they woke you,
or they called you and said get up. So if
(10:14):
you showed up with BedHead, you might have looked much younger,
because that's the style to be. Have messy hair. Just
don't don't comb it, don't rush it, don't fix it
in anyway. Just make it look like you're in flock
of seagulls exactly. Yeah, rat's nets, you know. But ironically
that reference would age me tragically. Oh whatever, but no,
so I shut up at what about tears for fears?
(10:34):
The exact same things. Think it's the same joke, but
I appreciate your effort. We get to Washington Avenue and
I start walking around, and immediately they're like, it's forty
bucks to park. Oh no, no, that was what I said.
Park off a couple of blocks and walk. Now you
call me not be when you get back. But you
still got that forty bucks in your pocket. See here's
(10:57):
the thing. I had the forty bucks, and I just
bought a new car, so I didn't want a race case.
I took the new one. Yeah, let me you take
the old beater because I you know, it's a new car.
I wanted to take my new car. I was excited
about it. So I get there and so we go
into the club and then I figured out because I
did not know, are we gonna get to the scandiy
plaid women in the story or not, and.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
I will do it encourage the owners of the clubs
to get their barely clad young ladies on their street.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Let me describe the way that people are dressed at
the club that I went to. Yeah, give it to me, good, Okay.
Young men working behind the bar, working out front, and
they're wearing a T shirt, jeans, They're dressed like I'm
dressed right now. Sure, fine, Okay. Now women working in
the club, same age group are wearing a thong. Yeah,
they got their butt cheeks hanging out. They have a
(11:42):
bra top like sort of a sports bra kind of
thing with under boob hanging out. So it's a strap
or a belt really across the breast. I mean, I
have to cover the nipples. I feel like I could
see their fallopian tubes. We're talking very very review and
I was not up here. You couldn't. And as soon
as I they're doing the whole thing, I know that's
what I mean. They're not wearing they're wearing nothing. They're
(12:04):
naked and this is not a strip club. And I
gotta tell you, I felt immediately like I was like,
now I get what wit Meyer was talking about. I
did not understand the sound bite, we're too old to
be in that club. I did not get it at No.
I mean, you know, well, but the younger men in
the club, if they are of this new generation, these
(12:25):
twenty something year old men, they're not all testosterony like you.
There were people there Billy had and Steve's age. There
were older people at this club. Wait, no, come on,
get at what were they doing? I think they were lost.
I don't know, because I didn't know what I was
doing there. That was my first thought. I was like, well,
first of all, I'm relieved that I'm not the oldest
(12:45):
person here. That's that's the help. And then immediately I thought,
now I'm concerned that these people like are not supposed
to be did you know where you are? They're not
even supposed to be out after dark? Wellout you know,
a nurse or somebody with them to guy them around.
I think a good litmus test to figure out what
the age group is supposed to be in a club
is do you know the songs? And I, yeah, that's
(13:07):
a good point. And I knew most of the songs.
I didn't know them all, but I knew most most
of them were from ten or fifteen years ago, and
I thought, well, that's a good sign that I'm allowed
to be here. At least you didn't dance, did you. Oh?
We were all no, not really, no, well it was
it was yeah, they were doing that. What's the word
I would use to describe urban dancing? How does that work? Well? Uh, oh,
(13:30):
this is this is awkward. Okay. The women they put
this song on and it was called air off your
Kuchi and I didn't understand what does that mean? It's
uh all the women would do this thing where they
would stand bow legged and sort of squat down like this. Yeah,
like like this exactly. Yeah you know that. You know
(13:52):
that that that TV commercial for that thing called the
squatty potty. Oh god, it was like that, but without
the hardware, without the squaddy. And then and then when
they bended over, it was like, oh, that's where your
children came from. I go, oh, okay, So they had
to air that out a little. They were airing it
out right, and they and they were doing it on
the bar. The song says do it and then the
(14:12):
air conditioning out the AC was busted. I don't think so, No,
they have. I know why things got so uh heat
it up down there. You know what surprised me about it, Billy,
I've got to think if an average guy walked up
to a woman on the street and he said, air
off your kouchie, she would not do that. No, probably not.
(14:33):
But if you play it out of a loud speaker
with a bumping bait baby, with some aight o eight
kick drums and a snare and a clap or whatever,
then they all of a sudden, we're wait, who's got
the clap? The clap is a musical it's a drum
machine sound effector so's you. It started like a like
a snare drum like you know, you know, clap? What's
(14:55):
that one? What's that? That's a high hats? You like
a high hat? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Well like a haa.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I don't think that's stuff I like to do my
jazzy hair. That's not the dancing they were doing. No,
really no, And as I was standing there watching these
women dance, it occurred to me that none of them
are ever going to be my wife. Hmm no, no,
that would be a terrible thing to do. It was
anybody dancing on the bar, yes, okay, that's a sure
sign you should get out of there. And some of
the employees were on the bar and they were doing
(15:23):
this thing where they would go around from table to
table and all the girls that were naked or whatever
would walk around with like sparklers and a sign and
it said the name of the bar on it, and
then they would go, you know, Brenda, it's your birthday,
and then the Brenda or whoever's birthday would twirk with
the girls. Oh nice, where'd they end up putting that sparkler?
That's exactly where you think? Really, I was surprised to
(15:46):
really do some damage. Those things are hot. And then
I heard one woman walk up to another woman and
compliment her and say a thing I'd never heard in
my life. I've never heard this before. One woman to another.
She walks up really loudly and she goes, do I
look good? And then her girl friend replies, girl, you
look like a real expensive escort, and she goes, thank you. Kay.
That is the ultimate compliment, because that's what she was
(16:08):
shooting for. And then she followed it up. She's like
American Express, baby. Yeah. It's like I don't think you.
I don't know, but I'm pretty Sure, if you're paying
for a hooker with an American Express card, that's a
bad idea because doesn't that like create a paper trail
of your illegality. Sure, but she doesn't care. It's not
her American Express card. It never is hers, is it? Yeah,
(16:28):
but she's the one in this hypothetical that's charging someone
and funding her illegal activity with said it. And then
you do you get miles for it? How does that work?
So you're telling me you had sex with the hooker
and you got United miles, so that's the only way
to fly. And then the next time I'm at the
airport and I see people in the lounge or whatever,
is like they're in the United Club. Like, how many
(16:49):
of them are in there? Because because they went to Vegas,
that expensive hooker just put them over the top and
now they've got platinum status. See that's my home. I
don't have enough points because I don't do that. Well,
learn your lifting, I guys, I will do it.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Encourage the owners of the clubs to get their barely
clad young ladies off the street.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
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