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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's us closer and closer to the official start of autumn.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Boy, you're really into that, are you. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Fall is officially approaching at one nineteen Central time.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I wonder, though, if it takes an hour for you know,
the time to move from the East time to the
central Thanto the Mountain into the Pacific. Okay, they said
fall arrives at two nineteen Eastern time. Sure, so that
also bean fall arrives at two nineteen Central time as well.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I guess because we have to wait.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
An hour, the folks in the east, in the Eastern
time zone will have fall for a full hour before
it reaches us.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You know, I don't study astrology.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yes, I know it would be complicated. We just watched
a clip a minute ago. If we can get past
this nonsense. There was a guy on TV that is
a He worked for some of the Newsmax or one
these places, or they had him on Newsmax. They were
asking him about Jasmine, Jasmine and AOC and you know,
(01:09):
all the mean, terrible hate feel things that they have
to say recently about Charlie Kirk, among others. His name
is Dennis Neil or Neely. I don't know, well, you
look that up quick.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I did.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I saw him on the TV there. He used to
work for Fox Business. He's worked for MS and some
different places. He's a columnist, he wrote a book. He's
always happy to share his opinion with you about stuff
if you put him on the TV.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And he cracked me up a bitute ago.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He was on there talking about the only real difference
between AOC and Jasmine Crockett is that Jasmine speaks.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Jive director and frankly, when people sit around and say
things like, oh, you know, we're happy because now we
feel safe, I don't know who feels safe in this
country except for the white supremacist, because I, specifically, as
a black woman, definitely don't feel direct.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Sharon feels safe and isn't white supremacists redundant If you're
according to Jasmine Crockett, if you're white, you are white supremacist.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So just say white people.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Didn't white people elect her to be a to be
a powerful, rich, celebrity politician.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Again, back to that whole thing about slavery and the
United States improving. White people were just as responsible for
ending slavery as they were for having slaves in the
first place.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Well, you know, to your point, sometimes it is difficult
to understand what Jasmine's trying to say.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, she talks funny.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Because these people they are crazy because they always talk
about how.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Christian they is.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Man, if only we had somebody to translate. Can I
get you something, folk, but laying into the bone, take
me up? Ooh, I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Cutty safe can't hang oh s jardis I speak jig.
He said that he's in great pain and he wants to.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Know if you can help.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Me, all right?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be
back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Jetanglus blood, she gonna catch up and it re beat
out of the midside.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What it is big mama, Ma mama to raise no
dummies that duck rap jet jump to want to help
chump jets don't got.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
No brains And wow, that's cold blooded bad man, that's
boy and good no sle like for nobody. Boy. Movies
were so different back in the eighties, Yes they were.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
They used to just.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Have old white ladies making fun of young black men
like that. Oh my goodness, what was that movie called
a jet plane or something plane?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Airplane? Was it? Was it? That was The Beaver's Mom?
Was that a popular film? It turns out it was
The Leave It to Beaver? That is Beaver's Mom. He
went kind of hard on.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
The eve last night. Yeah, I don't know. I'm against
it all right. You know what I am in favor
of when it comes to news stories. My favorite kind
of news story is news stories about animals. And when
it comes to news stories about animals, bears.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh how did you know? I love bears? Now it's
like this little briche. All you gotta do is look
for all the better necessity. It's simple, bear. This is
a fun one.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
It happened in a New Jersey dollar store. You know
the pole people stove stove. One hundred and seventy five
pound bear that's actually not very big was caught on
video roaming the aisles of a Dollar General in New
Jersey last Tuesday. It was actually an adorable moment. A
police officers showed up. It got caught on camera along
with a witness who got a little emotional over the deal.
(04:49):
They had to euthanize the bear. Oh no, I'm gonna
get emotional, but it's okay. You can use that bear
meat to make spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's what I do. They didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I I don't like the phraseology that the people use
when they report the story.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's a blue state. They love you, Jeddaks.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
They didn't have to. They chose to euthanize the bear.
This is the Upper East Coast. They killed Peanut the squirrel.
Do you think this bear stood a chance?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No? Anyway, here's what it sounded.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I should have got gone to New Jersey, I did,
I guess, so, yeah, come on, come with me. He's
going through the front of the store, clear the front
of the store.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
There people in the store.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I would rather get the bear out of the store,
me out.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
They kind of like poured at each other for a
little bit. The bear got on top of them. My
guys were outside.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Luckily enough, they've got the bear distracted long enough to
get my dog on a leash.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
My heart just sank. I got tears in my eyes.
I'm tearing up now thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I asked the cop was that just a tranquilizer or
did you have to shoot him?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And he said we had to shoot him.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And it was a contest between the bear and the dog,
and I think as humans we get to choose which
one needs to go, really, and the bear had to
go because you know, we love dogs more than bears.
You don't see a lot of people having keeping bears
in the yard, do you.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I do kind of want to get a pet bear
now that you may, I know I would. I would
like a pet bear too, Melton, Melton looks like a
little bear. We uh.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
We we go to Durrango for for skiing in the
in the winter time sometimes, and there's been a lot
of stories bears wandering around downtown Durrango among other places.
Matter of fact, I just saw a sad one just
a few days ago. Somebody hit a bear on the
on the road and that one died. But again, they
(06:43):
didn't choose to kill it. It was an accident, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What kind of bear was it? Black bear? Yeah, I
believe it was.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
What do you think about that? If that was a
polar bear? I bet they would have kept it. They
would have turned and avoided it at all costs, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Because you know, I mean, well, you know, no, you're right,
mister h Everything around here is racist.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Af uh yeah, yeah, And I'm not okay with it.
I'm sick and tired of all you people. I'm not
down with that. Yeah, I'm not down with it. I'm
not up with it. I'm not side to side any
of it. I'm generally against it. While we're doing news
about animals, here's a fun one that involves a beaver.
British Columbia mom. Her name's Liz. Does that sound like a.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
British Columbia I guess they get to name their people,
probably Elizabeth Liz for short.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, okay, hang on, there's a good song about this.
Let me see not Liz. You said Liz too different.
British Columbia mom named Liz Bellinger was tubing down the
cowa Chan River.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm sure that's not right where there's sixteen year old.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Son back in August when they heard a strange, high
pitched squealing sound.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Was there somebody in the woods.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, it turns out Liz was going too fast to
see where the sound was coming from, but her front son,
following closely behind, spotted a small animal struggling in the rapids.
The teen reached his hand into the water and scooped
up the animal as he floated by. He didn't realize
it and it was a baby animal curled up in
his arms. He saw its tiny little paddle towel. It
felt awesome, he said. He was protective of it immediately.
(08:12):
He took his role as protector, seriously figuring out where
to take the baby animal and continuing to cradle the
beaver in his arms on the drive.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
He's sixteen. He didn't even know why he was so
moved to grab beaver. I know, I know, he won't
know for years.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
No, the baby beaver was estimated to be only a
week old, likely swept out of its beaver dam due
to changing water levels on the river. If Connor had
been had happen to be floating by at the time,
the baby animal wouldn't been able to survive on its own.
So now he's got a little baby beaver. He scooped up.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
He just grabbed that beaver. Did he return it to
its parents?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Connor's mom said of the rescue, if anyone is going
to have this experience, it's got to be Connor. He
has empathy for animals. It was such a Canadian experience.
We rescued a baby beaver, no kidding, that is Canada.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And then he went home in eight poutineos rampom.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
The car assumptions and not a lot of a current.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Curren says, there occasions when I get to play a
song about Winona's big brown beaver.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
M you got it there it is. I like it.
I wonder what Jasmine would say.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know
how many am on this side.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
All right, we got to update everybody on a story
we just told. We just told everybody about that shooting
at the New Hampshire country club and the media, the
liberal news outlet was very clear there is no known
connection between the gunmen and the people he was shooting at.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Uh huh So the media being very clear, Uh, you
mean they misled us in some way.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
They left something out of the story. We could they
possibly have left out when the gunman was opening fire.
And I cannot believe they didn't include this information. Uh
bar free Palestine, but close enough, it's adjacent to Allahu Akbaria.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I figured there was something coming like that.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Gunman was yelling free Palestine as he opened fire at
a New Hampshire country club.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
How did that story not mention this. That's the mainstream
media for you. They didn't think you needed to know that.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I sat here and I read the whole story on
the air like an a hole, and I didn't include
that information because it wasn't shared with me.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But somebody else found out about it. Yeah, and now
the story is out. My god, no wonder people hate
the media. That kind of changes the story, does it
a little bit?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Okay, So a guy that hates Jews showed up at
a country club and started killing them, Now I get it,
But they said he had no known connection to people
in the wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That was what the story's saying.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well, I'll be technically that's one way of truth telling
the truth, not a connection.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
To them of a van he hated. He wanted him
to die.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, wow, oh did you We talked about the government
shut down or the possibility of a government shut down
by the end of the month. There's talk of it again.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It always sounds like they want the government to shut down.
Chuck Schumer definitely wants the government to shut down. Over
the weekend, I read that Chuck Schumer asked for a
trillion dollars in new spending for something that doesn't matter
what it is. I'm pretty sure that's his way of saying,
(11:26):
because you know, if we don't get that, we're just
gonna shut the government down.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He wants to shut the government down. I'm solely I'm
so old.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I can remember when Ted Cruz didn't want a fund
Obamacare and there was going to be another one of
these budget crises, and they said that he was a
and I quote Tea Party anarchist. Oh yeah, yeah, How
dare I remember thinking, you know, calling him a Tea
Party anarchist kind of sounds cool. I wish they'd call
me that I'm a tea Party anarchist.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Hell yeah, dude, you're gonna give up the gunner strong
arm now and become Tea Party anarchist.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Anarchy I mean I like it, Honestly, I don't know
what I like more. Anarch is so close to antichrist
that you could maybe see how people might get confused.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I mean, if you don't want.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
That, stupid people are confused by the word antichrist and
anarchist are not the same word.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
If I see it written down and I'm reading really fast,
I might get confused.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I just be careful what you wish for. That's all
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I will tell you if I navigated my life by
worrying about what stupid people thought, I'd probably have made
a lot of different decisions.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I bet you would.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
There's a lot of stuff I would have done different anyway,
But I didn't. Priscilla Presley tells all. On abortion, she
says Elvis forced himself on her and she never trusted
Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's a thing in the news today.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's on page six today of the New York Post,
apparently page famous. She has revealed Elvis Presley offered for
her to have an abortion when pregnant with their daughter,
Lisa Marie. She wrote about it in a new memoir.
Priscilla is eighty now. She's got a new book out
called Softly As I Leave You, and the former Dallas
actress says she struggled to control her wayward daughter, who
(13:02):
was left so broken by her father's death in nineteen
seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Priscilla was on Dallas. Am I the only one that
didn't know that? Did you guys know that? The TV show?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I didn't really keep up with it like that.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Priscilla introduced Lisa Marito a controversial to the Church of Scientology,
but confesses she was naive about the religion.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
At the time.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
She didn't know that much about it. Boy, Priscilla was
a looker when she was a young lady. I think,
very pretty. She tells how Elvis was interested. Huh yeah.
She talks in the book about how Lisa battled years
of financial woes and drug abuse, probably because she didn't
have a job. Would be my bet, maybe you know,
one great way to get money is work.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Could you work?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, but if you had the estate of Elvis Presley,
I guess to fall back on, that's kind of handy.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I don't know. I don't know what that's like. I
always had a job. I've never not worked.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
She also says that her daughter Lisa Marie, did have
a physical relationship with Michael Jackson. Yeah, that you know,
they they were he had seen, you know, do with
the boy girl thing.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Okay, this is going to confuse our younger listeners. Way
back in the day, was it the nineties or the
two thousands. I forget when Lisa Marie came out and
married Michael Jackson, that the daughter of Elvis Presley married
and a lot of people find that.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's not a real relationship.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
That seems a little odd that the procreate to the
point of having a child or two.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
No, he had kids with a surrogate, didn't he.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah. Yeah, and they don't look anything well never mind, well,
I mean, no, they don't look anything like Michael. They're blonde. Yeah,
he's a black guy.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
They don't. They're not even close to what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I thought he was white, but you know, about halfway
through his life he turned white. No, no, definitely, it
was a light skinned black man.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Elvis frequently cheated on Priscilla, and Elvis was so upset
he even asked his closest pal, Joe Esposito, to find
a hitman to take out. Who is this? I guess
she cheat it on him with Stone. Who's Stone? Mike Stone,
the karate instructor. She had an affair with her karate instructor,
Mike Stone, maybe because Elvis wasn't given it to her,
you know, And Elvis wanted to kill Mike Stone, but
(15:13):
he did karate, so that's gonna be hard to kill
a guy that could dodge bullets.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, yeah, he catch them with his teeth. Yeah, exactly,
what he'd do. Yeah, I saw that movie, dude. You
know Mike's phone tell you. Yeah, I taught I taught
Elvis everything he knows. I just didn't teach him everything
I know. Right, Yeah, it's different. See, that's why I've
been taking yoga classes. I'm gonna figure that out. You know,
it's gonna make you a much manlier man. I have
figured out the Pearson.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I the person I hate the most in this world
is not a terrorist.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's not a Your heart's filled with hate.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Oh god, I hate people that show up to yoga
class late because when you show up late to weightlifting class,
it doesn't affect me at all.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
But didn't Charlie tell us not to hate.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh god, I hate him so much. It's what not him,
The people that show up late to the weightlifting class.
No to the excuse me the yoga class. The weightlifting
class doesn't matter. That's true. You show late to the
weight lifting class, it doesn't matter. I'm on my own
rack doing squats over here.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
If you show up late to yoga class though, and
you got to step over me, or if you need
me to move my mat because your matt could you
just like you know what does it kind of like
when you get to the bar. You want to sit
at the bar, maybe with a friend. I love sitting
at the bar and in a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yes, but yeah, what happens is people like to space
themselves out, and yeah, so there's there's one bar stool,
then there's one down there, there's not two together. Yeah,
if people could just oop over a little bit, I
could sit there with my friend.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
But oh no, people don't like to move over. See
that's why I'm a good guy to go out to
eat with. I'll get everybody at the bar to move
down one flid down a little bit, and I'll be
real loud and animated about it. And if people don't
do it, I'll pick out individuals and shame them publicly.
I'll just roast them right there in the restaurant. I'm like,
what are you even wearing? Are those shoulder pads on
a women's business suit? What year do you think this is?
(16:57):
Who do you think you are?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Lean over until that dude, Look, you ain't got a
chance with this one.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
She out of your league? Move all and step aside,
or I'll tell them I'll be like, of course your
date's not going to move over. Look at how she
cut her bangs. She's obviously given up in life, not bangs. Yeah, no,
you could tell when a woman's having a meltdown when
they give themselves that haircut. Oh god, do you just
what have you just decided you don't care how you
look anymore?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I know that's oppressive.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Some women, well whatever hormones or boyfriend pissles them off
or something, and they'll have bangs right then they'll decide to.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Chop them up real high so that they're only like.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
One inch long over the hairline.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And it's like the worst look ever. Oh god, it's
the worst. I mean, your bang's looked bad enough, but
now you made them worse.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Ladies, men want you to have long, pretty hair. And
when your girlfriend tells you, hey, you know what, you're
look cute with a little bob. Your girlfriend's telling you
that because she hates you. She wants to be the
prettiest girl in the group. You guys go out as
a group. She's sick and tired of being the number
two or number three pretty girl. But boy, if you
got a bob, if you got that cairen haircut, man,
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she'd got she'd move up the ladder. So, who's this
little Bob guy? And why do they call him little Bob?
That's a haircut, Billy of Bob is when they have
it's like, I don't know why they call it that.
I'm not it's yeah, chopped short, Yeah, chopped reil short. Right,
you know that haircut. It's that Bob. Okay, it's that haircut.
It says, I don't care anymore. Like the Bob and
Weave is. That's also a hairstyle, right. A weave is
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a black woman's wig that's been sewn into her hair.
It's unbeweievable. Bob and Weave is a fighting style, that's true.
That's no, He's right, Bob and Weave is okay.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I thought it was the Morning show and that stupid
station down down the hall. No, no Bob and Weave
in the morning. And then they go hong k honk.
That's a terrible show.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, that show sucks. Good point, Billy.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
This just in. Kamala Harris's new book about her twenty
twenty four campaign is called one hundred and seven Days.
Because Nobody wants this is already a Netflix show.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Use the force and ask again. Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
It's us closer and closer to the official start of autumn.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Boy, you're really into that, are you. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Fall is officially approaching at one nineteen Central time.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I wonder, though, if it takes an hour for you know,
the time to move from the East time to the
central Thanto the Mountain into the Pacific. Okay, they said
fall arrives at two nineteen Eastern time. Sure, so that
also bean fall arrives at two nineteen Central time as well.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I guess because we have to wait.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
An hour, the folks in the east, in the Eastern
time zone will have fall for a full hour before
it reaches us.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You know, I don't study astrology.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yes, I know it would be complicated. We just watched
a clip a minute ago. If we can get past
this nonsense. There was a guy on TV that is
a He worked for some of the Newsmax or one
these places, or they had him on Newsmax. They were
asking him about Jasmine, Jasmine and AOC and you know,
(01:09):
all the mean, terrible hate feel things that they have
to say recently about Charlie Kirk, among others. His name
is Dennis Neil or Neely. I don't know, well, you
look that up quick.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I did.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I saw him on the TV there. He used to
work for Fox Business. He's worked for MS and some
different places. He's a columnist, he wrote a book. He's
always happy to share his opinion with you about stuff
if you put him on the TV.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And he cracked me up a bitute ago.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He was on there talking about the only real difference
between AOC and Jasmine Crockett is that Jasmine speaks.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Jive director and frankly, when people sit around and say
things like, oh, you know, we're happy because now we
feel safe, I don't know who feels safe in this
country except for the white supremacist, because I, specifically, as
a black woman, definitely don't feel direct.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Sharon feels safe and isn't white supremacists redundant If you're
according to Jasmine Crockett, if you're white, you are white supremacist.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So just say white people.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Didn't white people elect her to be a to be
a powerful, rich, celebrity politician.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Again, back to that whole thing about slavery and the
United States improving. White people were just as responsible for
ending slavery as they were for having slaves in the
first place.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Well, you know, to your point, sometimes it is difficult
to understand what Jasmine's trying to say.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, she talks funny.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Because these people they are crazy because they always talk
about how.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Christian they is.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Man, if only we had somebody to translate. Can I
get you something, folk, but laying into the bone, take
me up? Ooh, I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Cutty safe can't hang oh s jardis I speak jig.
He said that he's in great pain and he wants to.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Know if you can help.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Me, all right?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be
back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Jetanglus blood, she gonna catch up and it re beat
out of the midside.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What it is big mama, Ma mama to raise no
dummies that duck rap jet jump to want to help
chump jets don't got.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
No brains And wow, that's cold blooded bad man, that's
boy and good no sle like for nobody. Boy. Movies
were so different back in the eighties, Yes they were.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
They used to just.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Have old white ladies making fun of young black men
like that. Oh my goodness, what was that movie called
a jet plane or something plane?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Airplane? Was it? Was it? That was The Beaver's Mom?
Was that a popular film? It turns out it was
The Leave It to Beaver? That is Beaver's Mom. He
went kind of hard on.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
The eve last night. Yeah, I don't know. I'm against
it all right. You know what I am in favor
of when it comes to news stories. My favorite kind
of news story is news stories about animals. And when
it comes to news stories about animals, bears.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh how did you know? I love bears? Now it's
like this little briche. All you gotta do is look
for all the better necessity. It's simple, bear. This is
a fun one.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
It happened in a New Jersey dollar store. You know
the pole people stove stove. One hundred and seventy five
pound bear that's actually not very big was caught on
video roaming the aisles of a Dollar General in New
Jersey last Tuesday. It was actually an adorable moment. A
police officers showed up. It got caught on camera along
with a witness who got a little emotional over the deal.
(04:49):
They had to euthanize the bear. Oh no, I'm gonna
get emotional, but it's okay. You can use that bear
meat to make spaghetti sauce.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's what I do. They didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I I don't like the phraseology that the people use
when they report the story.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's a blue state. They love you, Jeddaks.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
They didn't have to. They chose to euthanize the bear.
This is the Upper East Coast. They killed Peanut the squirrel.
Do you think this bear stood a chance?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No? Anyway, here's what it sounded.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I should have got gone to New Jersey, I did,
I guess, so, yeah, come on, come with me. He's
going through the front of the store, clear the front
of the store.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
There people in the store.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I would rather get the bear out of the store,
me out.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
They kind of like poured at each other for a
little bit. The bear got on top of them. My
guys were outside.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Luckily enough, they've got the bear distracted long enough to
get my dog on a leash.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
My heart just sank. I got tears in my eyes.
I'm tearing up now thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I asked the cop was that just a tranquilizer or
did you have to shoot him?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And he said we had to shoot him.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And it was a contest between the bear and the dog,
and I think as humans we get to choose which
one needs to go, really, and the bear had to
go because you know, we love dogs more than bears.
You don't see a lot of people having keeping bears
in the yard, do you.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I do kind of want to get a pet bear
now that you may, I know I would. I would
like a pet bear too, Melton, Melton looks like a
little bear. We uh.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
We we go to Durrango for for skiing in the
in the winter time sometimes, and there's been a lot
of stories bears wandering around downtown Durrango among other places.
Matter of fact, I just saw a sad one just
a few days ago. Somebody hit a bear on the
on the road and that one died. But again, they
(06:43):
didn't choose to kill it. It was an accident, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What kind of bear was it? Black bear? Yeah, I
believe it was.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
What do you think about that? If that was a
polar bear? I bet they would have kept it. They
would have turned and avoided it at all costs, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Because you know, I mean, well, you know, no, you're right,
mister h Everything around here is racist.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Af uh yeah, yeah, And I'm not okay with it.
I'm sick and tired of all you people. I'm not
down with that. Yeah, I'm not down with it. I'm
not up with it. I'm not side to side any
of it. I'm generally against it. While we're doing news
about animals, here's a fun one that involves a beaver.
British Columbia mom. Her name's Liz. Does that sound like a.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
British Columbia I guess they get to name their people,
probably Elizabeth Liz for short.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, okay, hang on, there's a good song about this.
Let me see not Liz. You said Liz too different.
British Columbia mom named Liz Bellinger was tubing down the
cowa Chan River.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm sure that's not right where there's sixteen year old.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Son back in August when they heard a strange, high
pitched squealing sound.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Was there somebody in the woods.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, it turns out Liz was going too fast to
see where the sound was coming from, but her front son,
following closely behind, spotted a small animal struggling in the rapids.
The teen reached his hand into the water and scooped
up the animal as he floated by. He didn't realize
it and it was a baby animal curled up in
his arms. He saw its tiny little paddle towel. It
felt awesome, he said. He was protective of it immediately.
(08:12):
He took his role as protector, seriously figuring out where
to take the baby animal and continuing to cradle the
beaver in his arms on the drive.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
He's sixteen. He didn't even know why he was so
moved to grab beaver. I know, I know, he won't
know for years.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
No, the baby beaver was estimated to be only a
week old, likely swept out of its beaver dam due
to changing water levels on the river. If Connor had
been had happen to be floating by at the time,
the baby animal wouldn't been able to survive on its own.
So now he's got a little baby beaver. He scooped up.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
He just grabbed that beaver. Did he return it to
its parents?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Connor's mom said of the rescue, if anyone is going
to have this experience, it's got to be Connor. He
has empathy for animals. It was such a Canadian experience.
We rescued a baby beaver, no kidding, that is Canada.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And then he went home in eight poutineos rampom.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
The car assumptions and not a lot of a current.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Curren says, there occasions when I get to play a
song about Winona's big brown beaver.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
M you got it there it is. I like it.
I wonder what Jasmine would say.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
talk about how Christian they is. Yeah, I don't know
how many am on this side.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
All right, we got to update everybody on a story
we just told. We just told everybody about that shooting
at the New Hampshire country club and the media, the
liberal news outlet was very clear there is no known
connection between the gunmen and the people he was shooting at.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Uh huh So the media being very clear, Uh, you
mean they misled us in some way.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
They left something out of the story. We could they
possibly have left out when the gunman was opening fire.
And I cannot believe they didn't include this information. Uh
bar free Palestine, but close enough, it's adjacent to Allahu Akbaria.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I figured there was something coming like that.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Gunman was yelling free Palestine as he opened fire at
a New Hampshire country club.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
How did that story not mention this. That's the mainstream
media for you. They didn't think you needed to know that.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I sat here and I read the whole story on
the air like an a hole, and I didn't include
that information because it wasn't shared with me.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But somebody else found out about it. Yeah, and now
the story is out. My god, no wonder people hate
the media. That kind of changes the story, does it
a little bit?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Okay, So a guy that hates Jews showed up at
a country club and started killing them, Now I get it,
But they said he had no known connection to people
in the wedding.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That was what the story's saying.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well, I'll be technically that's one way of truth telling
the truth, not a connection.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
To them of a van he hated. He wanted him
to die.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, wow, oh did you We talked about the government
shut down or the possibility of a government shut down
by the end of the month. There's talk of it again.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It always sounds like they want the government to shut down.
Chuck Schumer definitely wants the government to shut down. Over
the weekend, I read that Chuck Schumer asked for a
trillion dollars in new spending for something that doesn't matter
what it is. I'm pretty sure that's his way of saying,
(11:26):
because you know, if we don't get that, we're just
gonna shut the government down.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He wants to shut the government down. I'm solely I'm
so old.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I can remember when Ted Cruz didn't want a fund
Obamacare and there was going to be another one of
these budget crises, and they said that he was a
and I quote Tea Party anarchist. Oh yeah, yeah, How
dare I remember thinking, you know, calling him a Tea
Party anarchist kind of sounds cool. I wish they'd call
me that I'm a tea Party anarchist.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Hell yeah, dude, you're gonna give up the gunner strong
arm now and become Tea Party anarchist.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Anarchy I mean I like it, Honestly, I don't know
what I like more. Anarch is so close to antichrist
that you could maybe see how people might get confused.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I mean, if you don't want.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
That, stupid people are confused by the word antichrist and
anarchist are not the same word.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
If I see it written down and I'm reading really fast,
I might get confused.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I just be careful what you wish for. That's all
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I will tell you if I navigated my life by
worrying about what stupid people thought, I'd probably have made
a lot of different decisions.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I bet you would.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
There's a lot of stuff I would have done different anyway,
But I didn't. Priscilla Presley tells all. On abortion, she
says Elvis forced himself on her and she never trusted
Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's a thing in the news today.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's on page six today of the New York Post,
apparently page famous. She has revealed Elvis Presley offered for
her to have an abortion when pregnant with their daughter,
Lisa Marie. She wrote about it in a new memoir.
Priscilla is eighty now. She's got a new book out
called Softly As I Leave You, and the former Dallas
actress says she struggled to control her wayward daughter, who
(13:02):
was left so broken by her father's death in nineteen
seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Priscilla was on Dallas. Am I the only one that
didn't know that? Did you guys know that? The TV show?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I didn't really keep up with it like that.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Priscilla introduced Lisa Marito a controversial to the Church of Scientology,
but confesses she was naive about the religion.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
At the time.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
She didn't know that much about it. Boy, Priscilla was
a looker when she was a young lady. I think,
very pretty. She tells how Elvis was interested. Huh yeah.
She talks in the book about how Lisa battled years
of financial woes and drug abuse, probably because she didn't
have a job. Would be my bet, maybe you know,
one great way to get money is work.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Could you work?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, but if you had the estate of Elvis Presley,
I guess to fall back on, that's kind of handy.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I don't know. I don't know what that's like. I
always had a job. I've never not worked.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
She also says that her daughter Lisa Marie, did have
a physical relationship with Michael Jackson. Yeah, that you know,
they they were he had seen, you know, do with
the boy girl thing.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Okay, this is going to confuse our younger listeners. Way
back in the day, was it the nineties or the
two thousands. I forget when Lisa Marie came out and
married Michael Jackson, that the daughter of Elvis Presley married
and a lot of people find that.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's not a real relationship.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
That seems a little odd that the procreate to the
point of having a child or two.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
No, he had kids with a surrogate, didn't he.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah. Yeah, and they don't look anything well never mind, well,
I mean, no, they don't look anything like Michael. They're blonde. Yeah,
he's a black guy.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
They don't. They're not even close to what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I thought he was white, but you know, about halfway
through his life he turned white. No, no, definitely, it
was a light skinned black man.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Elvis frequently cheated on Priscilla, and Elvis was so upset
he even asked his closest pal, Joe Esposito, to find
a hitman to take out. Who is this? I guess
she cheat it on him with Stone. Who's Stone? Mike Stone,
the karate instructor. She had an affair with her karate instructor,
Mike Stone, maybe because Elvis wasn't given it to her,
you know, And Elvis wanted to kill Mike Stone, but
(15:13):
he did karate, so that's gonna be hard to kill
a guy that could dodge bullets.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, yeah, he catch them with his teeth. Yeah, exactly,
what he'd do. Yeah, I saw that movie, dude. You
know Mike's phone tell you. Yeah, I taught I taught
Elvis everything he knows. I just didn't teach him everything
I know. Right, Yeah, it's different. See, that's why I've
been taking yoga classes. I'm gonna figure that out. You know,
it's gonna make you a much manlier man. I have
figured out the Pearson.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I the person I hate the most in this world
is not a terrorist.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's not a Your heart's filled with hate.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Oh god, I hate people that show up to yoga
class late because when you show up late to weightlifting class,
it doesn't affect me at all.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
But didn't Charlie tell us not to hate.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh god, I hate him so much. It's what not him,
The people that show up late to the weightlifting class.
No to the excuse me the yoga class. The weightlifting
class doesn't matter. That's true. You show late to the
weight lifting class, it doesn't matter. I'm on my own
rack doing squats over here.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
If you show up late to yoga class though, and
you got to step over me, or if you need
me to move my mat because your matt could you
just like you know what does it kind of like
when you get to the bar. You want to sit
at the bar, maybe with a friend. I love sitting
at the bar and in a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yes, but yeah, what happens is people like to space
themselves out, and yeah, so there's there's one bar stool,
then there's one down there, there's not two together. Yeah,
if people could just oop over a little bit, I
could sit there with my friend.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
But oh no, people don't like to move over. See
that's why I'm a good guy to go out to
eat with. I'll get everybody at the bar to move
down one flid down a little bit, and I'll be
real loud and animated about it. And if people don't
do it, I'll pick out individuals and shame them publicly.
I'll just roast them right there in the restaurant. I'm like,
what are you even wearing? Are those shoulder pads on
a women's business suit? What year do you think this is?
(16:57):
Who do you think you are?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Lean over until that dude, Look, you ain't got a
chance with this one.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
She out of your league? Move all and step aside,
or I'll tell them I'll be like, of course your
date's not going to move over. Look at how she
cut her bangs. She's obviously given up in life, not bangs. Yeah, no,
you could tell when a woman's having a meltdown when
they give themselves that haircut. Oh god, do you just
what have you just decided you don't care how you
look anymore?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I know that's oppressive.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Some women, well whatever hormones or boyfriend pissles them off
or something, and they'll have bangs right then they'll decide to.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Chop them up real high so that they're only like.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
One inch long over the hairline.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And it's like the worst look ever. Oh god, it's
the worst. I mean, your bang's looked bad enough, but
now you made them worse.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Ladies, men want you to have long, pretty hair. And
when your girlfriend tells you, hey, you know what, you're
look cute with a little bob. Your girlfriend's telling you
that because she hates you. She wants to be the
prettiest girl in the group. You guys go out as
a group. She's sick and tired of being the number
two or number three pretty girl. But boy, if you
got a bob, if you got that cairen haircut, man,
(18:04):
she'd got she'd move up the ladder. So, who's this
little Bob guy? And why do they call him little Bob?
That's a haircut, Billy of Bob is when they have
it's like, I don't know why they call it that.
I'm not it's yeah, chopped short, Yeah, chopped reil short. Right,
you know that haircut. It's that Bob. Okay, it's that haircut.
It says, I don't care anymore. Like the Bob and
Weave is. That's also a hairstyle, right. A weave is
(18:27):
a black woman's wig that's been sewn into her hair.
It's unbeweievable. Bob and Weave is a fighting style, that's true.
That's no, He's right, Bob and Weave is okay.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I thought it was the Morning show and that stupid
station down down the hall. No, no Bob and Weave
in the morning. And then they go hong k honk.
That's a terrible show.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, that show sucks. Good point, Billy.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
This just in. Kamala Harris's new book about her twenty
twenty four campaign is called one hundred and seven Days.
Because Nobody wants this is already a Netflix show.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Use the force and ask again. Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
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