Should Ilhan Omar Be Deported - TUE 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The trail of blood will guide you to me.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Death is sweeter than life.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
I am.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm learning about the Shia community here in our city.
What the she Heites we have them here in oh
oh Man. I thought you were getting us in trouble
with the FCC, No, the shea Heites bill. Yet I'm
learning about what they're doing here in our So. I
didn't know that there was a Shia Sunni feud in Houston,
but apparently they both exist, and I don't Here's what
I don't care about this. So we have these Islamic

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leaders in our city having these radical rituals or whatever.
We're not radical. I don't know that much about Muslims.
I don't claim to be one. But the leaders are
all singing with British accents, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Are they from the Middle East or are they from England? Both?
They you know, they migrate okay from here? Okay. So
then that's the other thing that frustrates me. Right, it
was a creation.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well. I was doing some research on that woman who
docks to the high school kids here in our city
that wanted to start a turning point USA chap. She
works for UNISEF, which I thought was a charity that
supplies kids, needy children with things, but sounds like she's
endangering children. And then the other thing that was weird
about that is she's from another country. I looked it
up online and the woman appears to be from Belgium.

(01:15):
It's like, so, wait, you're a woman from another country
and you're trying to endanger American kids because they want
to start a conservative students.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Group in of all places, the Spring Branch. Inde been
in school district in that wild You're welcome to Houston,
the most diverse city in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
You know, by endangering those kids' lives like that, No,
it's not. She probably made those kids into Republicans for
the rest of their lives.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, somebody had to do. You know how short a
teenager's attention span is.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
If she didn't get involved, those kids might have gotten
bored with this idea in two weeks. Now they're going
to be hardcore conservatives till.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, yeah, they don't dig in now. Yeah, they sink
some teeth in there. Yeah. I wonder if they even
know it's celebrity birthday times they do now, And I know,
since you're a big Vikings fan, not the football team.
But you know Ragnar and his boys. Yeah, I've heard,
I've heard of him. I'm gonna throw this one in there.
Alyssa Sutherland is forty three today. You Viking fans probably

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remember Queen Aslog, Ragnar's second old lady.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
That's the original series. The new series sucks. The original
one is good. I wouldn't even mention the new one.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You should watch it, dude, it's good. Have you watched
any of the new Tulsa King yet? I didn't know
there was, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
That was my slick way of letting you know that
it's out. I'm gonna watch in twa season Minaja twa three?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah? Why are they? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah? Doesn't twas sound like it would be two? Sounds
like you should have a at the end?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh no, no, no, Bill, you get back to the
celebrity birthdays. Horrible. Anthony Mackie. I don't know this guy,
but he was in eight Mile and Uh he played
Tupac and Notorious. He was also in some Marvel movie. Anyway.
He's forty seven years old. Okay. Lazy Bone one of

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Kenney saves. I have smoked any with him. He's fifty
today and then he lives around here somewhere.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Did's right over there? Yeah, yeah, the cardboard box. Twenty
years ago. I smoked pot with him. It was a
long time ago.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Uh, Jason Alexander, Maybe you remember George Costanzo. He's sixty
six now. Nice. Julio Iglesis is eighty two and no
longer with us. Mickey Rooney a very short little actor
from back in the nineteen thirties or forties or something.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I heard he died, Yeah, I did. I just heard
that a second ago. Ray Charles also no longer with us.
That's what it means. He died, Yeah, died of liver failure.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I don't know what could have caused that, but he
was seventy four, so he live a pretty good while
for maybe drinker. Today is National voter Registration Day. Have
you registered to vote yet?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Does that have something to do with you have X
amount of weeks until the next election?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Is that why today?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
So get out and register today if you want to
be involved in the next week. But it'll be a
local election, which affects your life way more than a
national elections, which means nobody will show up and.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Vote exactly, even though we tell them it's it's pretty important.
You need to get at there. And if you're done
for space, you're gonna want to listen tight to this
day in Historaw.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, okay, so today's Great American pot Pie Day, and
it's a good pot pie, and this day in history
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Speaker 1 (04:33):
Did we mention law tigers earlier that they you know,
we probably ought to give them a little credit because
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Speaker 2 (04:38):
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Speaker 1 (04:47):
At some point, a German astronomer was able to find
Neptune on this date in eighteen forty six. We were
over here, you know, living off grub worms and you know,
trying to grub up. They had grub up up in
eighteen forty six in Germany. They were they were looking

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through telescopes and finding planets who far far away.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Now we're we eating worms because we were we were tribal,
or because we were in advanced society. They wanted to
save the earth. Yeah that yeah, Yeah, it was. It
was full circle. Today's seventeen seventy nine John Paul Jones
defeated the Brits in their own water.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I have not yet begun to fight that That was
what he said. It was cool, he should start fighting.
He did. He heat won. Billy. Yeah, that's the way
the story goes.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Today in eighteen seventy five, Billy the Kid.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Is arrested for the first time. It was not the last,
I'll bet not. You know, if they'd have just treated
him like the criminal he was, locked him in jail,
he wouldn't have had that whole killing spreethe inn would he?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, that's the thing, Billy, back then, they did keep
criminals in jail. They didn't release them.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You said he was arrested the first time, and then
how did he get out and go do? Okay?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
So to answer your question, eventually, after a long time
he got out and then he committed more crimes.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
But back then, how long? Because he was still just
a kid. They you know, called him the kid.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, but back then they had famous criminals, like there
were so many criminals you could be a famous criminal.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Tech nowadays watch Cassidy and the Sunday ass Kid. They
were famous. I think that's the same thing, only because
of Robert Ridford. Though this had some good looks, I
still miss him. I wish he hadn't died. Today has
to go Today.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
In nineteen fifty two, Dick Nixon delivers his Checkers speech
denying he had a secret slush.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Fund that he was uh late. That was different.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, that was a different thing today in nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Nice today.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
In nineteen sixty nine, Sugar Sugar was a hit on
the radio, and that gave me just enough time to find.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
It good today.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
In two thousand and eight, a West Virginia man was
arrested for battery after he farted and fanned it on
a cop.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
That frowned upon him, especially by police.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Bro That is awful that he did that, but also
of hilarious that it kind of arrested.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Like imagine going to jail and explaining that what are
you in for? Dude? Man?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I stabbed a guy, What are you in for? I
beat up my old lady? What about you? I farted
and I fanned it on a cop.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, that's that's pretty impressive. Do you remember what happened
to Uncle Ben on this day? In twenty twenty. Matter
of fact, I do.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
He was replaced by Ben's original rice. Did that somehow
make it better? No, didn't make it, didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
It took that Indian doll off of the butter and
that black lady off the pancakes and the syrup and
didn't change a thing. Ben's acting wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Ben's original rice looks exactly the same. But they just
took the black guy off the box and the word
and supposed that it was good for black people. It's better,
less representation, less black people out there doing things, the better,
I guess. I don't know why. Here's what I don't get.
Am I supposed to be offended by Colonel Sanders because
he's an old white guy, because like.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, aren't you No, okay, you can't stay here anymore
if you're not offended by a little white ass. I
never had a problem with be Sanders or Uncle Ben.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
All right, some of us old white guys. I feel
like Uncle Ben. Yeah, was Uncle Ben a real guy?
Or was it just a thing on a brand? Probably
like that lady with the fish sticks you might gay
fish Paul, Oh, Okay, I don't think there was. If
I feel like Colonel Sanders and Uncle Ben would have
got along, you know, like one of them did chick
in one of them. The rice seems like a match

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man in Heaven to me, the ink in the paper.
One's black, one's white, but you gotta have both.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, when you mentioned sixty nine earlier nineteen sixty nine,
it reminded me. Mikes is an email yesterday and he said,
I know you guys don't do birthday shout out, so
I would never ask you for a birthday shout out,
but I do know you have an affinity for the
sixty nine year olds having their birthdays. Also, Interstate sixty

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nine runs through Houston, actually runs from Brownsville and we'll
go all the way to Texarcana, passing right through the
great city of Houston. And for that reason, Mike says,
I decided to come celebrate my sixty ninth birthday by
running six point nine miles on I sixty nine. Nice
when he's sixty nine, he will run sixty nine. I'll

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see anyway. Uh, too bad, And I know you won't
mention my birthday or my milestone, but you know, keep
spreading the good word.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Boys love the show. Yeah, man, it's too bad. We
can't do birthday shoutouts. He seems like a good guy
that would be worthy of one, you know, coming all
the way here from Amarillo to do the run. Sadly,
there's nothing we can do. And what time of the
day did he leave the evening or more in the morning?
Would you say more like in the evening? I would say, okay,
so he's not never mind, I won't even do it.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Don't turn it over. I didn't think you had it
in you. I'm your huckle Bert. Stay tuned for more.
Waltman Johnson, the whole little too smart for the room.
I don't know if anybody's ever said that about you. Well, me,
I did not to put that together when we were
discussing Mike from Amarillo running the sixty nine year's birthday celebration.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's true this radio shast. Whether he was gonna do
it in the morning or at night. Billy D knew,
And of course you know George Shamarlo by morning.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
All right, what I mean he started at night? That's right? Okay, okay,
all right with me now, No, I guess I didn't
get it. I didn't get what the song was about either.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Nobody got it, Kimmy, but not gonna lie. Congratulations for
the effort. You get a big E for effort. All right, Look,
we got to get down to something serious here. Everybody
in America is talking about it. There was a man
who thinks no. There was a guy Gabby, No, what
I care about it? Talking about Gabby. There was a
guy who hosts a popular talk show. He thinks he's funny,
but he's just being political. He said something really offensive

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and upset a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh boy, it wasn't even true. I know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
And a lot of people are wondering if there's going
to be an apology today.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, are you going to apologize? I am about time
I was wrong about golf. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yesterday, golf superstar Phil Mickelson called il han Omar out.
He said she needs to be deported back to Somalia.
Uh Trump agrees. Now, between Phil Mickelson and John Daly,
there's hope for golfers. I feel like I've done the
golfers a disservice by saying that they're all a bunch
of degenerates.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I feel like you guys deserve better. Only doesn't the
Livy Dunn occasionally golf not professionally, but just you know,
because she's an athlete. I'm sure she thinks she's golfing.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
But you would enjoy watching golf if you were watching
her do it. She's very pretty, like you seen that
Spira Spirra Knack or whatever her name is.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Page big fan of golf.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
My problem with Olivia Done is she's too little for me.
I'm six foot three. She's like, what four or eleven
or that's a problem. Yeah, it creeps me out a little.
I don't want to be with someone that reminds me
of children. That's gross. I mean, she's pretty in a photo,
but then if you because I saw her in person once.
We were in New Orleans in the French Quarter. Yeah,
we were in the fan I remember. Think it too
small for me, not gonna work. I don't want to

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break somebody. That would make me sad.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't want to call a bragger. No, I wouldn't
like that, you know anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Golf superstar Phil Micholson, Now this guy is an American.
I heard this guy pisses red, white and blue better
than black.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Sure, is Phil Micholson out here saying it's time to
deport iohan Omar and I'm here for it, guys. I
don't understand why we let all these people from other
countries come over here get involved in our politics and
try to change the country. Whether it's that woman in
Spring Branch who docks the teenage kids, or this lady,
this very Unamerican lady from Samalia who claims to be
from Minnesota but she's not, who defended nine to eleven.

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She went through Minnesota to get down here. I'm not
down with it. I'm down with John Daly for Congress.
I'm down with Phil Mickelson for Congress.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
And would Phil say we ought to do a shipper
out of the country.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
No, Phil said we ought to deport. That's the same
thing as shipper out of the country. Yeah, but he
just used different words than you. But he said we
get her out of here. And then John Daily stepped
in and he said, well, we ought to do you
shot on a bunch of beers and put on some
rock and roll, and I was like, hell yeah, dude,
Phil Micholson, John Daily party. Suddenly golf makes sense to me.
Now I get it. Other politicians are stepping up.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well. Trump, of course, I think is probably the reason.
Phil Mickelson even had the idea. Nancy May says she
is pushing for censor censoring on a century. It's a different.
It doesn't it's yeah, it's different. It's not censory because
she made some vile comments about Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Basically, they give you a good finger wagging and take
away some of your funding.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Ilhan Omar. Actually, the way she worded it, she blamed
Charlie for his own assassination. You know, we wouldn't have
had to do that if if he didn't act the
way he did. Yeah, stop making us kill you. And then,
of course anybody that owns a gun knows that occasionally
those guns will they will get a mind of their
own and they will just jump up and start shooting people.

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So anybody that owns a gun also is responsible for
Charlie Kirk's death. So sorry, but you know, don't blame
the guy that pulled the trigger or anybody from his
political leanings. No, not them at all. Okay, it's Charlie's fault,
it's your fault.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
You're just reminded me of something. You're gonna have to
forgive me because I'm gonna use the names of two
of the assassins and I hate making them more famous.
I hate that Ryan Routh is the guy that's on
trial right now.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Calling him Ruth although spell it funny. But today is
the end of that trial, I think the end of
the actual trial. Then it'll go to the jury and YadA, YadA.
I don't care how you spell his name. I think
he sucks. I think he's a loser. I don't care
how you pronounced his name. He was the guy that
was hiding into bushes at the golf course waiting to
shoot Trump and then didn't get to and he took
off running.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Now I might remind everyone you know, I probably Oh,
I screwed up, didn't I probably should have played the intro.
Should I have played the intro for this?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Uh? Mulligan? I feel like I should. Okay, since we're golfing,
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Speaker 2 (15:24):
All right, help me out here, Maybe mister that would
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with finances and money and stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
What can you explain what Blackrock is? Well? Blackrock owns
the world, that's what they say. Yeah, that's right. Now.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I'm not a big fan of Blackrock, but I'm also
told they own a portion of the company that puts
us on the radio.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Probably all the companies. Yeah, big fan over here, big
big fan. I invest in if you have a savings
of some kind of retirement, you're investing in Blackrock. Your
money's going to them.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
What are the problems with Blackrock is that they kind
of own everything, right, they own and everything that's publicly
traded or funded.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's a hedge fund, right, is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
And I'm not personally I'm not down with that, but
they have a right to do what they want.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'm gonna be careful how I explain this, because I
don't want to get into trouble.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, or lose money. Yeah, that's right, you don't do that.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
But anyway, Blackrock exists and a while back, there was
a TV commercial produced and in the TV commercial, I'm
going to say another one of the assassin's names right now,
Thomas Crooks.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
He's the guy that died. He was on that horribly
slanted roof that nobody could figure out how to, you know,
get on and move around on? Are you sure slanted
is the right word? Angled? That's slow? Angled? Angled? Is
that like Kurt Angled? Yeah? I guess. Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
So Thomas Cruks was in a TV commercial for Blackrock
right now, Thomas Crook, the Cruoks is his name, he said,
Kirk Crooks, Thomas Crooks, Charlie, I think you're misunderstanding me.
I never said Kirk's I said Crooks. Okay, Tod, I'm
talking about the guy that shot Trump and the year
it was twelve seconds ago. I think you probably could

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hang out. Here comes the drop hold on. Yeah, that's
the best part of this.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Now that's on Schluck. It's yeah, very good, mister Kenneth.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Okay, So that guy is in a TV commercial for Blackrock,
the dead guy. Yeah, it was made before, right when
he was still alive. Yeah, now here's what's weird about that.
This guy that's on trial right now. Ryan Routh, he's
Ruth whatever. He's in a commercial that's supposed to help
promote Ukraine war ticket and and.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
What's up with all these assassins being in TV commercials
now Here's what's weird.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
That commercial is supposedly funded by Blackrock. Now, I don't
know what any of this means, but you got admit
that's pretty weird, right it's it's it's funded by a
group that gets funding for Blackrock.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Let's go to the big corkboard on the wall where
we have all of the yarn, you know, working out
different looks like a spider web, and see if we
can't follow this trail to its ultimate conclusion. What mister
O said earlier, black Rock owns.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
The world right now exactly and at the same time,
right now, we're explaining this to you from a studio
that's partially owned by black Rock.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Deep inside a giant black Rock. No, that's not what
it means, mister. You gotta work with me, man, you
gotta work with me of an now, and then you know,
just catch a follow a lead. I'm trying to follow
a lead. I don't know. Sometimes I wonder about it.
You're deep inside a giant black Rock.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
We're deep inside of black what a rock? Oh like
like Chris Rock. Oh my god, almost had a heart
attack on the air, not inside Chris Rock. All right,
So Trump is talking to the United Nations right now.
We watched a little bit of it during commercial break.
They look fascinated.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
They heap showing the audience from all these different countries,
and they just look on the edge of their seats.
They're riveted to every word he's saying. Now, here's a
few questions. I am.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
First of all, wasn't it kind of awesome a few
minutes ago when Trump said he was the leader of
the best country on Earth, better than all the other countries,
the best economy on Earth in the history of the planet.
She actually called it the hottest country on Earth.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I loved that. And I don't know if you know,
Ancient Rome seemed like for a while there they had
a pretty good economy going.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
That's true, but then they had too much welfare and
foreign immigration.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Sound from her, yes, it does okay.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Well with all that being said, I couldn't help but
notice that he's given the speech here to these people.
I can't help but notice all the they make all
the black people sit in the same section.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Miss, that's right. Well, what do you think about that? Well,
they prefer it that way really well, they said they
want to sit next to all of them. Honkys. Oh
I thought they were making them sit. No, no, remember,
uh that kind of thing is okay as long as
it's their idea. Oh, because it felt racist when I
saw it looked racist. Remember when they decided to start

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shipping all the black kids out to the white schools,
you know, and everybody was like, oh, yay, great, and
then it turns out black didn't really want to go
to all the white schools, and they said, like, why
can't we just go to all black schools? And they go, oh, well,
I mean if that's what you want, sure.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
But if I were to say, send me to an
all white school, huh, no, rules are different. Well, I
mean I agree, that would be terrible. I'm glad I
don't go to an all white school.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, that would be boring. Yeah, I'm way too old
for school, you know. True. Yeah, don't Trump, don't trust China.
China is assho. You're listening to the Waltman Johnson Radio
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