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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sometimes you got to ask yourself when you wake up
in the morning, are you ready to go the distance today?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Are you ready to look fear in the.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Face and say hell no, not today, Fear, you're a
four letter f word. Yeah, stand aside. Make a hole
we're coming through. Yeah, we're about to fill that hole.
We're about really, we're about to put our fist in
that hall and just shark it around like that.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
What for?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, heck, yeah, we're gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh, while we still have time, I should probably update
you on the big political battle that's taking place in
California this week.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh, are they deciding which kind of Marxism they want?
Pretty much?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, Uh, the persuasion campaign is underway about Prop fifty.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
What's Prop fifty?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Well, you remember when Texas started redistricting. Jaron Gavenusom came
out and said, okay, well, then if they're going to
redistrict and add more Republicans, then we're gonna read district
California and just add more Democrats and then it won't
matter or anything. So posers they came out with the
redistricting plan Proposition fifty, and so now they have both
(01:05):
sides for and against have unveiled their their campaign, their ads,
with Arnold Schwarzenegger speaking out against it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, he doesn't think it's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
They combat, you know, because he used to be the
governor California.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
They combat Arnold Schwarzenegger with the great AOC who has
nothing to do with California whatsoever, Democrat from New York
speaking for California's new congressional map. Okay, Governor Newsom and
AOC teaming up for California's you know benefit.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, AOC is an important part of the California government.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
How much longer will it be before those two team
up for a more, a more national prize that might
be at stake soon.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I have looked to it, and I don't know that she's
his type. Oh you mean running for office?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, because Gavin Newsom is definitely running for president. He
has been for a month or so, just by you
can tell by the way he says things and does things. See,
for a minute there, I thought you meant something else.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I know what you thought. She is way too thick
to be his girlfriend. She doesn't have the California looks right. No,
she's got the Northeast looks if she wants to date
Gavin Newsom, she's gonna have to drop at least fifteen
pounds right off the bat. It ain't likely to happen. No,
it's like she's going the other direction with it, with
that kind of apps access to the bacon wrap shrimpafey,
(02:36):
I doubt you.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't know how anybody stays well. I don't think
anybody does stay healthy when they get elected to Congress.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
She just keeps shoving the rice into her mouth. The rice,
the beans, just all just munch, munch, munch. Gotta have
it all the time. Boy, she must be stuffed. She's
looking almost as thick as Cardi B was yesterday at
the Cypress Texas Walmart. You sell people turned out for
that home Yeah, why Cypress Texas? Yesterday Cardi B went
to a distant suburb of Houston. I think they said
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the gallerio was crowded enough.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Uh huh. If we're gonna have a big unruly crowd
out there blocking traffic and calls it a kerfuffle, then
we should do it way to hill out of town.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
So very pregnant Cardi B shows up yesterday and what
look the Walmart was it? Yeah, yeah, and the crowd
went wild.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I still don't no.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Idea why it looks even trashier than it sounds. Look
at her big ass. Look at that she's twerking while
she's pregnant. There's a baby in there. More than one
thousand Cardi B. Fans waited in a cypress Walmart parking
lot in Houston the heat and humidity of the second
day of fall.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The report claims that apparently some people suffered heat stroke
waiting to meet her.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, a little shame. Imagine explaining that to the doctor.
What happened? Too much tail and all?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, Cardi B. No, I really wanted to meet Cardi B.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So I just stood in the heat all day and
she finally got there, and I passed out from exhaustion.
I love Trump yesterday going scorched earth on the United Nations.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He gave more forward got from the United Nations.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Was an escalator that on the way up, stopped right
in the middle broke. If the first lady wasn't in
great shape, she would have fallen.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But she's in great shape, she really is. Have you
seen both in good shape? We both stood.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
And then a teleprompter that didn't work, and this is
these are the two things I got from the United Nations,
a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And then he ripped them a new one. Yahd dude.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Trump was on fire yesterday telling the United Nations, you
guys suck, You're ruining the planet. You're useless, You're a
bunch of parasites. That's not how he explained it.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
But if he's not careful, he's gonna have those people
probably leave America and go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I wish they would, I know. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now, after ending all of these wars and also earlier
negotiating the Abraham Accords, which is a very big thing
for which our country received no credit, never receives credit.
Everyone says that I should get the Nobel Peace Prize
for each one of these achievements.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But for me, the real.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Prize would be the sons and daughters who lived to
grow up with the mothers and fathers, because millions of
people are no longer being killed in endless and unglorious wars.
What I care about is not winning prizes at saving lives.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We saved millions and millions of lives with the boy.
They hated that he brought that up. Oh yeah, but
he was right.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I mean he did you know, he negotiated the Abraham
Peace Accord, and then he left office and then immediately
Joe took over, and suddenly more war in that part
of the country started screwing things up. And it wasn't
an accident.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah, Joe wasn't really president, and whoever was president, they
didn't care for America too much. You can just tell
because all that stuff they did that wasn't accidental, that
was on purpose. Let all these people, just millions of them,
pour across the border. Let's don't ask anything about them,
let's not get too much detail on it. And then
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at the same time, let's also defund the police, go
soft on crime, and don't lock anybody up in jail
for any of their misdeeds so that more crime can happen.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You know who is right about everything?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, I got a hat that sayss you have to
end it now.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
See I can tell you I'm really good at this stuff.
Your countries are going to hell. In America, We've taken
bold action to swiftly shut down uncontrolled migration. Once we
started detaining and deporting everyone who crossed the border and
removing illegal aliens from the United States. They simply stopped coming.
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They're not coming anymore. We're getting a lot of credit,
but they're not coming anymore. This was a humanitarian act
for all involved because on the trips up thousands of
people a week, we're dying.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
So what is the chance that when Trump wraps this up,
he'll go ahead and be the boss at the UN afterwards?
Because he's already told him I could do some great
stuff for your countries too, like I'm doing for America.
But yeah, I guess they'd have to. Does he have
to run for election or does he just appoint himself
(07:25):
the boss.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Of what other countries of the of the UN? Yeah,
make himself ambassador secretary general. I think they would have
to appoint him, and I doubt that would happen. And
the person that's currently in charge of the UN is
named Mohammed u Oh, yeah, that's right. The UN Secretary
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Speaker 2 (07:53):
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Speaker 3 (07:56):
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Speaker 2 (08:43):
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Speaker 1 (08:46):
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Speaker 2 (08:49):
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Speaker 1 (08:52):
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Speaker 2 (08:56):
That's usually how it works, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I was just sitting here watching these clips of where
is my phone? My phone's making noise in the background. Sorry,
sorry everybody. Sorry, now, oh now you're all pouting at me.
Now everybody's folding their arms. Okay, sorry, my phone is
making noise. I apologize, guys. Okay, so where was I?
Oh yeah, yesterday? Kamala Harris I'm the view having a
therapy session with the cackling Hens on the panel. There
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was really a sign that this is the end to Kamala.
I don't think she runs her office again after this.
She's burned too many bridges. Somebody funnier than me. I
think it was Jimmy Fallon made a great point. He said,
this is the only book that's ever been published that
starts in chapter eleven. Who wants to read this book?
Nobody wants to read it?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I mean, other than just for the dirt and the gossip,
there's not much else that it offers. It certainly doesn't
offer an explanation of why she lost, nor does she
take credit or any of the blame. In fact, yesterday,
right as they were rushing to commercial break, she desperately
tried to separate herself from her own record, and the
view producers tried to save her.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I didn't fully appreciate how how much people wanted to
know there was a difference between me and President Biden.
I thought it was obvious, and I didn't want to
offer a did you.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Get what she's saying? Why was it obvious? Well, I'm
a woman of color and he's a rich old white guy. Actually, lady,
we're sick of that. We're sick of Dei. You're trapped
in the Dei narrative while simultaneously trying to play four
dimensional chess here in the real world.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You can't do both.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You can either be a Dei parasite, or you can
accept the fact that your skin color and your gender
and your ethnicity and all of that stuff that doesn't
define you. Your ideas are what defined you. Being a
woman of color isn't actually going to help America once
you're our leader, having good ideas, being a good leader
is what's going to help us. She doesn't understand that
she's living in two parallel universes at the same time.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
And I didn't want to offer a difference in a
way that would be received or suggested to be a criticism.
And and you know, in the campaign full time I
was pointing out the differences. My theory of the case was,
we need to bring costs down. We're gonna extend the
child tax credit, We're gonna have medical wake up.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Knowing what's happening in Oh, they went to break and
then they went to break.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That's what that is. That's the clip they took her
to commercial break. Shut her up, heng On, I'll play
that part again.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
We're gonna extend the child tax credit. We're gonna have
medical wake up.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Knowing what's happening in your community. They're breaking news for
you out of Belusha County. Getting it was like.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They really didn't want her to finish that sentence, did they.
There's a report from Breitbart dot com today about the
former DEI Hire vice presidential Well, she was the vice president.
Kamala has never been popular. She's never been popular. I mean,
she's too dumb to be popular.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's been almost a year since she lost the twenty
twenty four presidential election, and somehow today she's more unpopped
than she is then.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Isn't that amazed? That's impossible.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
The best part is that the woman who never worked
at McDonald's is much more unpopular today than she was
after losing the election, and her unpopularity is growing. It's
growing among Americans Independence Democrats. It's even growing in her
home state of California, where they have suggested she might
run for governor.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
She's not going to run for governor.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Back in October at twenty twenty four, her net favorability
rating was negative five, which isn't terrible in these parties
and times. That means her unfavorable rating was only five
points higher than her favorable rating. Per her Fox News poll,
her unfavorable rating is negative thirteen.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I know it's a lot of numbers here.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
In the same poll, it actually said Kamala was negative
thirty seven with independent voters. Guys, I did not misspeak there.
She is down thirty seven points. So how is word
Salad Cami doing with Democrats?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You might ask?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Not good? She's now down twenty one points with them.
Only forty two percent of Californians said they are excited
for another brat summer starring Kamala Harris. And that's a
state where most people are leftists. Less than half of
the people in the state would even consider her as
a candidate stick a four k in Kamala.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Kamala is done. It's over.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
If Kamala has proven anything over the last five or
six years she's spent in the spotlight, it's this. She
cannot improve. The more you learn about her, the less
you like about her. They liked the idea of her
in twenty nineteen, they liked the idea of her. Then
they saw her in a presidential debate with Tulca Gabbard
and Tulci Gabbard, who destroyed Kamala in that debate. Is
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so unpopular with Democrats that she's a Republican now, months
and months in the twenty twenty presidential election primary spotlight
is both a candidate and Joe Biden's dei hire. Four
years as vice president, almost four months running for president.
With this, and this is important, with one point five
billion dollars in campaign cash, untold billions of dollars of
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in kind to contributions from the regime media. Right all
that free publicity, they gave her all of Hollywood, all
of academia, all the universities on her side, and she
still lost everything. And over all those years, all those trials,
and today, while on a book toe tour, she has
never improved as a communicator or grown in popularity at something.
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We watched Trump growing popularity, Marco Rubio, jd Vance, Christy Nome.
Christy Nome killed dogs and she's still more popular today.
Think about that. Kamala is literally stuck on stupid. Before
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