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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was too old for Pokemon and Harry Potter and
I never had kids, so I I'll be the first
two minutes. I've never heard this song before. Really, it's
the Pokemon song Billy did your Kids?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh yeah, you know this? Oh yeah, you've heard this.
I thought it was speed Racer, but it's it's Pokemon.
The guy that they draw the cartoon character on the
Pokemon thing it because it's Japanese anime. They call it.
It just looks like speed Racer because that's all he was. Yeah,
but no, uh, none of the rest of the speed
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Racer crowd was in there, was it? What was it
Gal's name he hung out with. I don't know, maybe
it was his sister or his girlfriend or something.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't remember. I'm speed Racer, yeah, Bruce, No, wait,
what was the what was the guy's name in speed
Racer Speed? His name was Speed and his his you know,
brother or step brother or something. He was racer X. Okay,
So anyway, I forget why we're talking about Pokemon. Oh yeah, why, well,
earlier theo Von got Man because he was in an
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ice commercial that he didn't as to be put in
a promo video. Yep, ye okay, for the Department of
Homeland Security.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I took a little clips of some of his video
and interspersed it in this public service announcement, so to speak.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And now people who love Nintendo are asking Pokemon to
demand or asking Nintendo to demand that Pokemon be removed
from an Ice video.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh that was that was part of ICE too, that
little song you just played. Yeah, that's how we were
just watching Ice in the news right now because of
what's happening at the Dallas facility. They said at least
three people shot. And now here's some confusion for you.
See if this bothers anybody at all. You know how
when you google a story like ICE facility Dallas, you
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get all these different headlines. Here's one from the Fox
News affiliate. There three people shot, active shooter. They're, you know,
searching for a sniper. Blah blah blah. Here's CNN, there's
ABC News, different story, there's this. You know, all these
different outlets from the Alas area, and they all list
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how long ago this happened, and most of these say
seven am was when it all went off. So this
news is from nineteen minutes ago from Fox. This news
is from twelve ten minutes ago. And then there's this
one from twelve hours ago. Three people shot at the
Dallas Ice facility. Suspect dead from self infilicted gunshot wound
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twelve hours ago.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, Ice confirmed the shooter's dead after a self inflicted wound.
And apparently, but it just started at seven o'clock according
to all the other news sources. Why seven o'clock last night,
twelve hours ago, unless they meant to write twelve minutes
and they didn't. It does seem like that was not
reported correctly.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But remember it's the kind of news that they held
off until, you know, morning drive, so that they could
you know, hit the biggest audience.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Or can I Well, we're looking at it live on TV.
There's tons of cops out there with the lights going.
It doesn't look like it just happened.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Maybe somebody got shot last night and they waited until
this morning to call the police.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're gonna hate my theory that that article you're reading
was written by AI and it's just wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's just wrong, that's what I suspect. I hope it's
just wrong. But everybody wants to find a conspiracy theory
in every single story.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Now here's a twelve hour old news And while we're
on the topic, this isn't even the first time somebody
this year has attacked an ice facility in Dallas. Remember
a whole bunch of Antifa losers. Doesn't this kind of
prove the point that Antifa is a terrorist group? I mean,
do you think they are? The President says they are,
so they are. He's right, boy. I'll tell you the
timing on this. If you really want to prove you're
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not a terror group, I would say, probably, don't go
shoot a bunch of government workers in an ice facility
the week that Trump says you're a terrorist.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Now I'm the first got to tell you, don't even
try to figure out what goes on and crazy people's
hit because they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You can't make sense of it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No, And then at the same time, I'll have to
ask myself, what's this guy thinking when he goes up
there and starts sniping and shoo's three people, knowing that
at some point they're going to start coming after him,
and he's prepared to kill himself. Again, crazy people do
crazy things. But I still wonder, how do you come
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to that idea in your head?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
There?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I hope I'm explaining this correctly. Earlier this year, after
it was revealed that a bunch of Antifa losers attacked
an ice facility later on, a journalist friend of ours,
Tony Ortiza, Current Revolt dot Com reported one of the
members of that group is the child of a lawyer
whose father owns a martial arts studio. Boy, and the
martial arts studio was being used to train the Antifa
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losers who attacked the ice facility. Now, imagine you're the
parent of a kid, uh huh who sends your kid
to that martial arts studio to take taekwondo. It'll work crazy,
beget crazy you find out you're paying five hundred dollars
a month to have your kid exercise in a room
that terrorists are using to attack government facility.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, but you know, did he get his green belt?
And did we get pictures of him breaking that board?
Because that's important?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, his aunt Kathy wants to see the picture. She
wants to post it on Instagram. She really likes what
Bruce Lisa, What did Bruce Lee say boards? Don't we
hit back? Yeah? How about that? Didn't he didn't he die?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Though?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't think it was. I don't think he was
killed by a board. He could kick ass on the board,
all right. Taekwondo is Korean, yes, kung fu, Chinese, karate,
Japanese Japanese.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Look at these dirty knees, right, I don't know. It's
the thing kids used to say. I never have I
never understood him. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Kids, You know how kids?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
How? Kids? Yeah, they're they're the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I mean, they're the bands, aren't they always saying something?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know how kids are. Let me ask you guys
a question. Are you supposed to wash your reusable grocery bags?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh? You mean the bags that you take to the
store with you so that you can bring your grocery
home in them. I was thinking at first you were
reusing your plastic bags, which you can. Yeah, we need
to wash them.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, I think we all agree. If you're reusing plastic bags,
we hate you for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
But if you're just throwing away after one use, we
hate you too, because that's just killing the earth.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, But then also if you bring your own grocery
bags to the grocery store, we hate you too.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, when you said are you supposed to wash them?
Did you get them dirty?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
This woman on social media has gone viral because she
wonders if there's something going on now with grocery bags.
Here have a listen.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I just went to Trader Joe's. I remembered to bring
my reusable.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Bags, and the lady who was ringing up all my
groceries reached for the bag and she was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
These are just the best bags.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And I was like, yeah, I love them so much,
and she was like yeah, and they washed so well too, Sorry,
what they wash?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Are we washing grocery bags now? Am I discussed seeing
what happened in your grocery bags? Why is she feeling
they need to put them through the wash.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Why is it that everybody on social media with some
inane comment they want to make, they all sound exactly
the same.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I don't know, but apparently you're supposed to wash the
bags because of the prevalence of ecali. I only know
that because it's in the story. I wouldn't have thought
of that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
If you made a mess in your bag, Yeah, what
if you had a joke of milk in there and
it leaked or something. You probably ought to wash that
dried milk out because it's gonna start stinking yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Uh, you get your your fruits and your vegetables there,
don't you put those in bags before you put them
in your bag?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't know why would there be gay and disabled
people there. I don't understand all looud to shop. Oh okay,
stop it, that's cool. I just know you said they
let them do it, you know. In the meantime, back
to the real world.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I just I have so many doubts about these stories
that all sound like professional podcasters. They're just it's either
AI or they're all using the same formula, and it's
always the same voice. So I went to the Star
the other day and I was minding my own business,
and I was just doing my normal thing, and then suddenly,
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out of nowhere, up pop boom, and this happened, and
that happened, And it's such a ridiculous story, and they
all they all sound the same, the cadence, the writing style,
everything about it. It's it's just cloying.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well, everybody out there doesn't have as much personality as you.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And me and the.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Government saying I'm flamboyant. Yeah, that's just another way of
attacking a gay man. Kenny, I mean, I wasn't saying that,
but you are flamboyant. Yeah, and it's a nice way
to put it. You know, he's got character. I like
that the governor of Louisiana. That guy's got character. Man,
I don't think so. No, he just you know, why
are you bringing him up?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well, we were talking about how everyone sounds the same,
but when Jeff Landry calls into the show, I don't
know anyone else that sounds like that.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Bobby a Bear. But you probably never interviewed Bobby Aboo,
did you. I don't know Bobby a Bear. To your point,
you know, let Is boy, you know, Bob, there's a
T Bob. There's there a T Bob. Are you crazy?
He's probably listening right now, shaking his fist at Kenny Webster, going, yeah,
there's a TA Bob And I'm gonna I'm gonna put
you in a headlock next time I see you. All right,
to pop your school like a pimple.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
All right? If T Bob calls the show at eighty
six y six, I love WJ will bump you through
to the front of the line. But coming up at
the bottom of the hour, here Atturney going to Landry. No, God,
Ken Patschton's calling. You're just all over the road with
your political acquaintances, aren't you. I mean, yeah, I know
a lot of powerful people. You sure do.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
If I think you'd be doing better in life.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I think I'm doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I know you think so.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Look yesterday, yesterday, I squatted three hundred pounds. What did
you squat yesterday?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Way? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Three?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Did she fall or did you, you know, intentionally lift her?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well? I bumped into her at the Chinese buffet and
then I just felt bad when she fell on me
and you had to get up. Yeah, I had to,
you know. Good for you, Yeah, exactly. Anyway, we're married now, good. Yeah.
American carnage stops right here and stops right.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's a catchy too, right there. Hum, I'm feeling it
all right. I just talk about drugs on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I just called tyland all. I wanted to get to
the bottom of this.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
He did.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I was listening on the other line. Yeah, it was funny, man.
You got to did you guys say what his name was?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Uh No, but the person he talked to was named Wang.
That was Wang? That was you. Yeah, the guy on
the phone with him, Yeah, hey, Wing, it's a parking lot.
I think I just called China. I don't know, pretty sure,
Yeah you did you look up the phone number on
the back of the bottle. Well, there was a tweet
from twenty nineteen where they explain how if you're pregnant
you shouldn't take it. That was one from twenty seventeen,
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I thought, and they said, well they said that too, bro.
The tweet for twenty nineteen had a phone number. Okay,
so they said, if you're pregnant, call us and we'll
talk to you about it.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
So you called whatever the company his name is that
bought it from Johnson and Johnson because they didn't want
to They didn't want to be blamed for, you know,
autistic GigE.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't really know, but from what I just said,
it sounds like ken VUW is a gin View. That's
it sounds like it is a Johnson and Johnson company,
all right, But I don't I don't know. Yeah, I
don't have a clue.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It sounds like they're divesting themselves in name only, just
to avoid any association in the future.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Anyway, here's a little bit of our conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Him. Good morning, Thank you, if you're calling the Consumer
Care Center. My name is Smax. How can he help you?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Max was his name. Yeah, I'm reading online here this
tweet you guys have from twenty seventeen saying pregnant women
should not take tail and All. But yesterday you guys
said that pregnant women could take tail and All. And
I was just wondering what your stance is on that
right now?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Max, all right, he's going to give us a pre
written statement.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That's really a great question and I'll be moneyed happy
to answer that, and thank you for reaching out to
thailan All.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It's Killy.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I also deeply concerned about the help Christian confusion disclaim
process for expecting matters and parents. But we can guarantee
that Blana are safe guarantee.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, okay, So in twenty seventeen, you guys said that
pregnant women should not take Thailand all, and you guys
also said that in twenty nineteen, and those tweets are
still on the official tailand All Twitter account. Are those
tweets erroneous and if so, why did you make that statement?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I y, that really is. But as far as we
are concerned regarding this, our best advice for payments or
for women is to always follow the label. We do
have a disclaimer on the winnings on the label that
was pregnant or reastfitting. Always ask a doctor or healthcare
professional before using the product.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So you want me to posit, billy? He said, there's
a warning on the label, Yeah, for pregnant women. But
now they're saying, what are they warning you about if
there's nothing to warn anybody about? Yes, yesterday I said
nothing to warn people about.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
He has. I said to ask a doctor if you're pregnant.
So if I asked healthcare professional and they said to
follow the advice of the government, that would contradict what
you just told me about tail and all being safe.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Now he's killing time here.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Well, I'll make sure to pass your feedback along to
the appropriate team and may know how I'm speaking with today.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, my name is Wang. Thank you so much for
your help.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Do you hear how he was killing time every time
you ask a question. I'm pretty sure he was kind
of like French Dip used to do, flipping through the
binder that is in front of him on the desk
so that he can read the pre written response to
these questions. Oh, yeah, that guy didn't know the answer.
He wasn't coming up with that himself.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
English isn't even his first language. Sure, Max, Right, so
we're talking to a guy in Wuhan about h uh oh?
Is that what just happened?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So again, why is there a warning and a disclaimer
on the back of a tile and all bottles specifically
directed towards Prego's.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Two things I took from that. Number one, I think
that the warning is there because it's actually And number two,
I don't think that guy's real name is Max.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
That seems to be the bigger issue at this point.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Who is that man? Yeah? Why are you lying to
us about your name? Max? I don't even know a
guy named Max. I've lived in America long. Max is
like a name in a movie or a video game, exactly.
You don't know a Maxbody names their kids Max. Max
isn't the name that you give people.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
You don't think he was actually named Maximilian. He sounded
a lot like a Maximilian.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
He didn't sound like a Maximilian. He sounded like a Chong.
And that's fine, It's fine to me named Chong. But
that's what he said. Fin or or he could have
been Ron Trellan. You know, that's equally possible. I don't
think they let Ron Trelan run used the phone like
that from inside. Oh yeah, that's right. Ron Trelon still incarcerated.
Rontrelon obviously he was scrapegoated. You know, he didn't do
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what they say he did. That's tray scrapegoat it here. Yeah,
so you know that's how they'll do you. Speaking of yesterday,
big criminal enterprise was uncovered. This would have been a
huge news story. This could have been the biggest story
of the day right here, but the Secret Service took
care of it ahead of time. The Secret Service dismantled
a network of more than three hundred SIM servers and
one one hundred thousand SIM cards in the New York
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area that were capable of crippling telecom systems and carrying
out anonymous telephonic attacks, disrupting the threat before world leaders
arrived at the UN General Assembly yesterday.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, that whole UN gathering that was exciting, could have
been really bad.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
A Special Agent in charge of the New York Field
Office announced that the Secret Service had uncovered something quite nefarious.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So they can keep the cell phone companies all working,
but they can't make an escalator go upstairs?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's pretty sad. And a teleprompter that just happened to quit.
It seems like suddenly every time Trump got near something,
it broke.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Well, to be fair, the Secret Service uncovered this, the
UN did that? Those true? Maybe the Secret Service ought
to take the UN out back behind the barn and
give them a nice whooping. How about you just open
up the whole can Oh yeah, and speaking I should
have been the biggest news story of the day. Aren't
hate to bring this up? Aren't we all supposed to
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be dead right now?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I have thoughts about that me to do it to
the end of the world. These are prophecies from the
end of time.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yes, yes, the end is near. Abandon all help, YadA, YadA, YadA.
And it's probably brought to you by Get to Tea
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Speaker 2 (16:22):
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Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, it's true, guys. Apparently get promo code w J.
I was gonna say that save you a ton of money,
and you're gonna want to save it because there wasn't
a rapture.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well maybe there was. Yeah, they were predicting yesterday there
was gonna be the the rapture where all the people
that deserve to go to heaven just rise up through
the skies and they disappear. Maybe there was a rapture
and none of us are worthy.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Nah, look at me, I'm worthy for that, don't know.
I know you think you are, but maybe you're not
the judge of that. No, no, no, I'm Catholic. We
picked the right religion. It's not like we're Methodist.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Maybe we all just got left behind. And if nobody
you know is missing today, maybe none of your friends
or family members are worthy either.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All right, let's back up on this for a minute
for those that don't let's do for those that don't
get what we're talking about. A South African minister predicted
on TikTok that the rapture was going to happen today.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
And he would know right, No, wait, wow, why would
he know?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Well, if you want to know how this happened, take
dispensational theology. Washington gen Z's hamster like attention span, and
then add an algorithm controlled by the Chinese communists who
want us all stupid and or dead. It seems to
work there, go uh oh and visa ve, visa v.
In recent days, a prediction spread through social media that
the rapture would occur on Tuesday and on TikTok. The
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hashtag hashtag rapture now has more than three hundred and
eleven thousand videos, some of which endorsed the prediction, while
many others folked fun at it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
How many people do you think posted on their social
media bye because they were pretty sure they were going
to be leaving soon and then they didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, I'm a little embarrassed. I maxed out all my
credit cards yesterday.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh that was smart.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, except then you didn't get called No, I didn't.
And this has all spawned something called rapture talk. The
TikTok of rapture, a subsection of the social media platform
that has largely been unavoidable if you scroll the for
you page for any amount of time. I don't use TikTok,
and I'm never going to. I just don't. I don't
care how cool or popular it is. I don't care
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that much about.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
When Trump makes the new rules and it's not totally
owned by the Chinese Communist Party anymore, then you're okay
with it.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I still prefer X as an angry, bitter middle aged
man who identifies as an angsty teenager, I feel like
X is a better platform as well. As they say
that ownership is going to be like eighty twenty or
something like that, twenty percent of China owning something still
means China owned it. I don't know if y'all know
how they play ball on it, but that's how they
play ball. Why and that kind of out works at
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Black Crock. They'll tell you, oh, Black Crock only owne
five percentage, but you have five percent. It's enough for
them to maintain control of a situation right there. Sure,
I mean, according to anonymous people on X, that's really important.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You're about the lady that sold the house because she
was sure she was going to be taken into rapture.
She sold a house, and as little lady that bought it,
she toasted she I just bought his house. Is a
steel man. It's a great deal and I'm not giving
it back. When she realizes she ain't going nowhere. Wow,
let's hear what they're saying. I have tried to record
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this video like ten times. I feel like it's time
for me to step away from TikTok. This is the
same person.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Like my story is over, Jones.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I have tried to record this face.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's starting out right. I don't need to watch it's right.
I was a trader Jones and the lady said this.
I have tried to do that that.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh God, there's just a it's a there's a factory
out there somewhere that's putting these people's videos out.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So I don't know what the rules are. But why
are they always in their car when they're making these videos?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Are they going to the store? Are they coming from
the store? Why do they need to go to the
store so badly? If the end is near, nay, the
end is nay. Uh yeah ni ni no nay is
like a horse. Oh what's nine? Nie? Is red there?
Oh there's a hidden rally ranch party in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
I was too old for Pokemon and Harry Potter and
I never had kids, so I I'll be the first
two minutes. I've never heard this song before. Really, it's
the Pokemon song Billy did your Kids?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh yeah, you know this? Oh yeah, you've heard this.
I thought it was speed Racer, but it's it's Pokemon.
The guy that they draw the cartoon character on the
Pokemon thing it because it's Japanese anime. They call it.
It just looks like speed Racer because that's all he was. Yeah,
but no, uh, none of the rest of the speed
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Racer crowd was in there, was it? What was it
Gal's name he hung out with. I don't know, maybe
it was his sister or his girlfriend or something.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't remember. I'm speed Racer, yeah, Bruce, No, wait,
what was the what was the guy's name in speed
Racer Speed? His name was Speed and his his you know,
brother or step brother or something. He was racer X. Okay,
So anyway, I forget why we're talking about Pokemon. Oh yeah, why, well,
earlier theo Von got Man because he was in an
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ice commercial that he didn't as to be put in
a promo video. Yep, ye okay, for the Department of
Homeland Security.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I took a little clips of some of his video
and interspersed it in this public service announcement, so to speak.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And now people who love Nintendo are asking Pokemon to
demand or asking Nintendo to demand that Pokemon be removed
from an Ice video.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh that was that was part of ICE too, that
little song you just played. Yeah, that's how we were
just watching Ice in the news right now because of
what's happening at the Dallas facility. They said at least
three people shot. And now here's some confusion for you.
See if this bothers anybody at all. You know how
when you google a story like ICE facility Dallas, you
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get all these different headlines. Here's one from the Fox
News affiliate. There three people shot, active shooter. They're, you know,
searching for a sniper. Blah blah blah. Here's CNN, there's
ABC News, different story, there's this. You know, all these
different outlets from the Alas area, and they all list
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how long ago this happened, and most of these say
seven am was when it all went off. So this
news is from nineteen minutes ago from Fox. This news
is from twelve ten minutes ago. And then there's this
one from twelve hours ago. Three people shot at the
Dallas Ice facility. Suspect dead from self infilicted gunshot wound
(02:28):
twelve hours ago.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, Ice confirmed the shooter's dead after a self inflicted wound.
And apparently, but it just started at seven o'clock according
to all the other news sources. Why seven o'clock last night,
twelve hours ago, unless they meant to write twelve minutes
and they didn't. It does seem like that was not
reported correctly.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But remember it's the kind of news that they held
off until, you know, morning drive, so that they could
you know, hit the biggest audience.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Or can I Well, we're looking at it live on TV.
There's tons of cops out there with the lights going.
It doesn't look like it just happened.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Maybe somebody got shot last night and they waited until
this morning to call the police.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're gonna hate my theory that that article you're reading
was written by AI and it's just wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's just wrong, that's what I suspect. I hope it's
just wrong. But everybody wants to find a conspiracy theory
in every single story.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Now here's a twelve hour old news And while we're
on the topic, this isn't even the first time somebody
this year has attacked an ice facility in Dallas. Remember
a whole bunch of Antifa losers. Doesn't this kind of
prove the point that Antifa is a terrorist group? I mean,
do you think they are? The President says they are,
so they are. He's right, boy. I'll tell you the
timing on this. If you really want to prove you're
(03:43):
not a terror group, I would say, probably, don't go
shoot a bunch of government workers in an ice facility
the week that Trump says you're a terrorist.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Now I'm the first got to tell you, don't even
try to figure out what goes on and crazy people's
hit because they're crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You can't make sense of it.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No, And then at the same time, I'll have to
ask myself, what's this guy thinking when he goes up
there and starts sniping and shoo's three people, knowing that
at some point they're going to start coming after him,
and he's prepared to kill himself. Again, crazy people do
crazy things. But I still wonder, how do you come
(04:19):
to that idea in your head?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
There?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I hope I'm explaining this correctly. Earlier this year, after
it was revealed that a bunch of Antifa losers attacked
an ice facility later on, a journalist friend of ours,
Tony Ortiza, Current Revolt dot Com reported one of the
members of that group is the child of a lawyer
whose father owns a martial arts studio. Boy, and the
martial arts studio was being used to train the Antifa
(04:44):
losers who attacked the ice facility. Now, imagine you're the
parent of a kid, uh huh who sends your kid
to that martial arts studio to take taekwondo. It'll work crazy,
beget crazy you find out you're paying five hundred dollars
a month to have your kid exercise in a room
that terrorists are using to attack government facility.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, but you know, did he get his green belt?
And did we get pictures of him breaking that board?
Because that's important?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, his aunt Kathy wants to see the picture. She
wants to post it on Instagram. She really likes what
Bruce Lisa, What did Bruce Lee say boards? Don't we
hit back? Yeah? How about that? Didn't he didn't he die?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Though?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't think it was. I don't think he was
killed by a board. He could kick ass on the board,
all right. Taekwondo is Korean, yes, kung fu, Chinese, karate,
Japanese Japanese.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Look at these dirty knees, right, I don't know. It's
the thing kids used to say. I never have I
never understood him. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Kids, You know how kids?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
How? Kids? Yeah, they're they're the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I mean, they're the bands, aren't they always saying something?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know how kids are. Let me ask you guys
a question. Are you supposed to wash your reusable grocery bags?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh? You mean the bags that you take to the
store with you so that you can bring your grocery
home in them. I was thinking at first you were
reusing your plastic bags, which you can. Yeah, we need
to wash them.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, I think we all agree. If you're reusing plastic bags,
we hate you for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
But if you're just throwing away after one use, we
hate you too, because that's just killing the earth.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, But then also if you bring your own grocery
bags to the grocery store, we hate you too.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, when you said are you supposed to wash them?
Did you get them dirty?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
This woman on social media has gone viral because she
wonders if there's something going on now with grocery bags.
Here have a listen.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I just went to Trader Joe's. I remembered to bring
my reusable.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Bags, and the lady who was ringing up all my
groceries reached for the bag and she was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
These are just the best bags.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And I was like, yeah, I love them so much,
and she was like yeah, and they washed so well too, Sorry,
what they wash?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Are we washing grocery bags now? Am I discussed seeing
what happened in your grocery bags? Why is she feeling
they need to put them through the wash.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Why is it that everybody on social media with some
inane comment they want to make, they all sound exactly
the same.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I don't know, but apparently you're supposed to wash the
bags because of the prevalence of ecali. I only know
that because it's in the story. I wouldn't have thought
of that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
If you made a mess in your bag, Yeah, what
if you had a joke of milk in there and
it leaked or something. You probably ought to wash that
dried milk out because it's gonna start stinking yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Uh, you get your your fruits and your vegetables there,
don't you put those in bags before you put them
in your bag?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't know why would there be gay and disabled
people there. I don't understand all looud to shop. Oh okay,
stop it, that's cool. I just know you said they
let them do it, you know. In the meantime, back
to the real world.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I just I have so many doubts about these stories
that all sound like professional podcasters. They're just it's either
AI or they're all using the same formula, and it's
always the same voice. So I went to the Star
the other day and I was minding my own business,
and I was just doing my normal thing, and then suddenly,
(08:09):
out of nowhere, up pop boom, and this happened, and
that happened, And it's such a ridiculous story, and they
all they all sound the same, the cadence, the writing style,
everything about it. It's it's just cloying.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well, everybody out there doesn't have as much personality as you.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And me and the.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Government saying I'm flamboyant. Yeah, that's just another way of
attacking a gay man. Kenny, I mean, I wasn't saying that,
but you are flamboyant. Yeah, and it's a nice way
to put it. You know, he's got character. I like
that the governor of Louisiana. That guy's got character. Man,
I don't think so. No, he just you know, why
are you bringing him up?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well, we were talking about how everyone sounds the same,
but when Jeff Landry calls into the show, I don't
know anyone else that sounds like that.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Bobby a Bear. But you probably never interviewed Bobby Aboo,
did you. I don't know Bobby a Bear. To your point,
you know, let Is boy, you know, Bob, there's a
T Bob. There's there a T Bob. Are you crazy?
He's probably listening right now, shaking his fist at Kenny Webster, going, yeah,
there's a TA Bob And I'm gonna I'm gonna put
you in a headlock next time I see you. All right,
to pop your school like a pimple.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
All right? If T Bob calls the show at eighty
six y six, I love WJ will bump you through
to the front of the line. But coming up at
the bottom of the hour, here Atturney going to Landry. No, God,
Ken Patschton's calling. You're just all over the road with
your political acquaintances, aren't you. I mean, yeah, I know
a lot of powerful people. You sure do.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
If I think you'd be doing better in life.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I think I'm doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I know you think so.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Look yesterday, yesterday, I squatted three hundred pounds. What did
you squat yesterday?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Way? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Three?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Did she fall or did you, you know, intentionally lift her?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well? I bumped into her at the Chinese buffet and
then I just felt bad when she fell on me
and you had to get up. Yeah, I had to,
you know. Good for you, Yeah, exactly. Anyway, we're married now, good. Yeah.
American carnage stops right here and stops right.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's a catchy too, right there. Hum, I'm feeling it
all right. I just talk about drugs on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I just called tyland all. I wanted to get to
the bottom of this.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
He did.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I was listening on the other line. Yeah, it was funny, man.
You got to did you guys say what his name was?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Uh No, but the person he talked to was named Wang.
That was Wang? That was you. Yeah, the guy on
the phone with him, Yeah, hey, Wing, it's a parking lot.
I think I just called China. I don't know, pretty sure,
Yeah you did you look up the phone number on
the back of the bottle. Well, there was a tweet
from twenty nineteen where they explain how if you're pregnant
you shouldn't take it. That was one from twenty seventeen,
(10:45):
I thought, and they said, well they said that too, bro.
The tweet for twenty nineteen had a phone number. Okay,
so they said, if you're pregnant, call us and we'll
talk to you about it.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
So you called whatever the company his name is that
bought it from Johnson and Johnson because they didn't want
to They didn't want to be blamed for, you know,
autistic GigE.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't really know, but from what I just said,
it sounds like ken VUW is a gin View. That's
it sounds like it is a Johnson and Johnson company,
all right, But I don't I don't know. Yeah, I
don't have a clue.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It sounds like they're divesting themselves in name only, just
to avoid any association in the future.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Anyway, here's a little bit of our conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Him. Good morning, Thank you, if you're calling the Consumer
Care Center. My name is Smax. How can he help you?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Max was his name. Yeah, I'm reading online here this
tweet you guys have from twenty seventeen saying pregnant women
should not take tail and All. But yesterday you guys
said that pregnant women could take tail and All. And
I was just wondering what your stance is on that
right now?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Max, all right, he's going to give us a pre
written statement.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That's really a great question and I'll be moneyed happy
to answer that, and thank you for reaching out to
thailan All.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It's Killy.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I also deeply concerned about the help Christian confusion disclaim
process for expecting matters and parents. But we can guarantee
that Blana are safe guarantee.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, okay, So in twenty seventeen, you guys said that
pregnant women should not take Thailand all, and you guys
also said that in twenty nineteen, and those tweets are
still on the official tailand All Twitter account. Are those
tweets erroneous and if so, why did you make that statement?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I y, that really is. But as far as we
are concerned regarding this, our best advice for payments or
for women is to always follow the label. We do
have a disclaimer on the winnings on the label that
was pregnant or reastfitting. Always ask a doctor or healthcare
professional before using the product.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So you want me to posit, billy? He said, there's
a warning on the label, Yeah, for pregnant women. But
now they're saying, what are they warning you about if
there's nothing to warn anybody about? Yes, yesterday I said
nothing to warn people about.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
He has. I said to ask a doctor if you're pregnant.
So if I asked healthcare professional and they said to
follow the advice of the government, that would contradict what
you just told me about tail and all being safe.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Now he's killing time here.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Well, I'll make sure to pass your feedback along to
the appropriate team and may know how I'm speaking with today.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, my name is Wang. Thank you so much for
your help.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Do you hear how he was killing time every time
you ask a question. I'm pretty sure he was kind
of like French Dip used to do, flipping through the
binder that is in front of him on the desk
so that he can read the pre written response to
these questions. Oh, yeah, that guy didn't know the answer.
He wasn't coming up with that himself.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
English isn't even his first language. Sure, Max, Right, so
we're talking to a guy in Wuhan about h uh oh?
Is that what just happened?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So again, why is there a warning and a disclaimer
on the back of a tile and all bottles specifically
directed towards Prego's.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Two things I took from that. Number one, I think
that the warning is there because it's actually And number two,
I don't think that guy's real name is Max.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
That seems to be the bigger issue at this point.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Who is that man? Yeah? Why are you lying to
us about your name? Max? I don't even know a
guy named Max. I've lived in America long. Max is
like a name in a movie or a video game, exactly.
You don't know a Maxbody names their kids Max. Max
isn't the name that you give people.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
You don't think he was actually named Maximilian. He sounded
a lot like a Maximilian.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
He didn't sound like a Maximilian. He sounded like a Chong.
And that's fine, It's fine to me named Chong. But
that's what he said. Fin or or he could have
been Ron Trellan. You know, that's equally possible. I don't
think they let Ron Trelan run used the phone like
that from inside. Oh yeah, that's right. Ron Trelon still incarcerated.
Rontrelon obviously he was scrapegoated. You know, he didn't do
(14:46):
what they say he did. That's tray scrapegoat it here. Yeah,
so you know that's how they'll do you. Speaking of yesterday,
big criminal enterprise was uncovered. This would have been a
huge news story. This could have been the biggest story
of the day right here, but the Secret Service took
care of it ahead of time. The Secret Service dismantled
a network of more than three hundred SIM servers and
one one hundred thousand SIM cards in the New York
(15:07):
area that were capable of crippling telecom systems and carrying
out anonymous telephonic attacks, disrupting the threat before world leaders
arrived at the UN General Assembly yesterday.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, that whole UN gathering that was exciting, could have
been really bad.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
A Special Agent in charge of the New York Field
Office announced that the Secret Service had uncovered something quite nefarious.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So they can keep the cell phone companies all working,
but they can't make an escalator go upstairs?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's pretty sad. And a teleprompter that just happened to quit.
It seems like suddenly every time Trump got near something,
it broke.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Well, to be fair, the Secret Service uncovered this, the
UN did that? Those true? Maybe the Secret Service ought
to take the UN out back behind the barn and
give them a nice whooping. How about you just open
up the whole can Oh yeah, and speaking I should
have been the biggest news story of the day. Aren't
hate to bring this up? Aren't we all supposed to
(16:01):
be dead right now?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I have thoughts about that me to do it to
the end of the world. These are prophecies from the
end of time.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yes, yes, the end is near. Abandon all help, YadA, YadA, YadA.
And it's probably brought to you by Get to Tea
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of course some of the other supplements there. They got
stuff for what's bothering you, whatever it is, look it up,
go to get to ta dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, it's true, guys. Apparently get promo code w J.
I was gonna say that save you a ton of money,
and you're gonna want to save it because there wasn't
a rapture.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well maybe there was. Yeah, they were predicting yesterday there
was gonna be the the rapture where all the people
that deserve to go to heaven just rise up through
the skies and they disappear. Maybe there was a rapture
and none of us are worthy.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Nah, look at me, I'm worthy for that, don't know.
I know you think you are, but maybe you're not
the judge of that. No, no, no, I'm Catholic. We
picked the right religion. It's not like we're Methodist.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Maybe we all just got left behind. And if nobody
you know is missing today, maybe none of your friends
or family members are worthy either.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
All right, let's back up on this for a minute
for those that don't let's do for those that don't
get what we're talking about. A South African minister predicted
on TikTok that the rapture was going to happen today.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
And he would know right, No, wait, wow, why would
he know?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Well, if you want to know how this happened, take
dispensational theology. Washington gen Z's hamster like attention span, and
then add an algorithm controlled by the Chinese communists who
want us all stupid and or dead. It seems to
work there, go uh oh and visa ve, visa v.
In recent days, a prediction spread through social media that
the rapture would occur on Tuesday and on TikTok. The
(17:51):
hashtag hashtag rapture now has more than three hundred and
eleven thousand videos, some of which endorsed the prediction, while
many others folked fun at it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
How many people do you think posted on their social
media bye because they were pretty sure they were going
to be leaving soon and then they didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, I'm a little embarrassed. I maxed out all my
credit cards yesterday.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh that was smart.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, except then you didn't get called No, I didn't.
And this has all spawned something called rapture talk. The
TikTok of rapture, a subsection of the social media platform
that has largely been unavoidable if you scroll the for
you page for any amount of time. I don't use TikTok,
and I'm never going to. I just don't. I don't
care how cool or popular it is. I don't care
(18:33):
that much about.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
When Trump makes the new rules and it's not totally
owned by the Chinese Communist Party anymore, then you're okay
with it.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I still prefer X as an angry, bitter middle aged
man who identifies as an angsty teenager, I feel like
X is a better platform as well. As they say
that ownership is going to be like eighty twenty or
something like that, twenty percent of China owning something still
means China owned it. I don't know if y'all know
how they play ball on it, but that's how they
play ball. Why and that kind of out works at
(19:02):
Black Crock. They'll tell you, oh, Black Crock only owne
five percentage, but you have five percent. It's enough for
them to maintain control of a situation right there. Sure,
I mean, according to anonymous people on X, that's really important.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You're about the lady that sold the house because she
was sure she was going to be taken into rapture.
She sold a house, and as little lady that bought it,
she toasted she I just bought his house. Is a
steel man. It's a great deal and I'm not giving
it back. When she realizes she ain't going nowhere. Wow,
let's hear what they're saying. I have tried to record
(19:34):
this video like ten times. I feel like it's time
for me to step away from TikTok. This is the
same person.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Like my story is over, Jones.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I have tried to record this face.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's starting out right. I don't need to watch it's right.
I was a trader Jones and the lady said this.
I have tried to do that that.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh God, there's just a it's a there's a factory
out there somewhere that's putting these people's videos out.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So I don't know what the rules are. But why
are they always in their car when they're making these videos?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Are they going to the store? Are they coming from
the store? Why do they need to go to the
store so badly? If the end is near, nay, the
end is nay. Uh yeah ni ni no nay is
like a horse. Oh what's nine? Nie? Is red there?
Oh there's a hidden rally ranch party in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
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