Naked Criminals - WED 7.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
N Kittle didn't offer one last night.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Maybe if you think you did hear an apology, you
just heard the fact that he was sorry for the
fact that you obviously misunderstood his intentions.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's all it is.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
He was remorseful, which isn't the same thing as an apology.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Even now, speaking of apologies, if you were ever banned
from social media, say Twitter or YouTube, any of that
kind of stuff, the folks over there at YouTube and
Google admit now that the Biden administration pressured them to
censor conservatives and they are really sorry that happened, and

(00:42):
they're going to reinstate the banned accounts. And by sorry,
they mean they're sorry they got caught, and now that
they have been caught, they'll make it right.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Okay, So two things. Three years ago we had the
Elon musk x files release the Twitter files, they called it,
and we were taught the time that that was all fake,
it wasn't real. But now the people responsible for it
admit that it was real.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
And then number two, I got to assume everybody that
spent the last four or five days bitching and complaining
about how the FCC was taking Jimmy Kimmel's rights away
must be furious about this.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
They don't seem to be piping up at all about this.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I also noticed that that kind of thing don't play
in the rest of the world. You know, A bank
robber get caught with the money at his house later
and he say, oh, well, I'm sorry you caught me.
I'll make it right. Let me get that money back
to you as soon as I can. I they don't
cut you, no slack duty.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Mm mmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
In the meantime, we got trouble in Gwynnette County. Oh,
that's in Uh, it's in Georgia. Yeah that is Yeah,
it's in northeast of Atlanta, not northwest. You know where
the better side is. But there's been there's been trouble
over that way.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
What happened, Well, some guy took it upon himself to
break into a family home. He forced his way into
the home at about four point thirty in the morning.
And here's how I did it. He threw a propane
tank through a back window.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
A propane tank, that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Propane and propane products came flying through the back window,
and propane accessories.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
They report that to the suspect then entered the home
through busted out window and began removing his clothes and
causing damage inside the residents. Sounds like he was having
some kind of a fit or something.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I think a smart criminal wouldn't take his clothing
off in the middle of a crime. That seems like
it would slow you down a little.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It really does. A family member in the home during the.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Break in described the behavior of this intruder, said, he
was in there getting naked, taking his clothes off and
smashing stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
When at Canti police you know, called to the scene
of course, instead of when the officers were dispatched to
the home following new reports. Upon their arrival, they discovered
that the suspect had been shot. That's how it's supposed
to work. Yeah, people don't get to break into your
house at for thirty in the morning, uninvited in my

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house and to act like that or anyway. Atlanta News
reports the surveillance footage from inside the living room appears
to show the man walking around, cussing, throwing items in
the kitchen before being confronted by the homeowner and subsequently
shot dead. Where he stood naked and as a criminal

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and he got what he deserved.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, I gotta think getting shot and being naked at
the same time or probably going to ruin your day. Now.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I know people think it sounds like we're glorifying this,
this gun violence, and it sounds like he is.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
But no, we're glorifying justice. Yes, okay, that's that's good.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Were the reason we make glorify or at least highlight
these kind of things is tell them, tell them the
reason you do it. Okay, tell us why the coles
the more criminals, not that criminals listen to our show,
but the more this news gets out to criminals. Maybe,
and I know criminals aren't real smart, but maybe that

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might stop one or two of them from trying to
do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
At your hounds don't kill people. The government does.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Pay attention, folks, because it's time right now for good
guys with guns.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
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Speaker 3 (04:52):
The tranny living boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever it is
of Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin, appears to have fled their
cozy Utah townhouse, leaving mail piling up outside. According to
The Post Today.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
What happened to the boyfriend the roommate? Well, where'd he go?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well? Shim faces mounting criticism for not turning the accused
killer in after he confessed to the hateful slayings and
a string of text messages.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
By the way, those text messages were obviously staged and
manipulated to try to take any any heat or responsibility
off of said roommate.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I certainly thought so too. I mean, we don't know,
but it sure seems that way. It was not written
the way people naturally talk. The twenty two year old
trainee has reportedly been cooperating with authorities since his partner,
also twenty two, allegedly shot the turning Point USA confide,
I was still doing alleged Well, that's how they write
the story on legal purposes. I think you're allowed to

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at least until you're convicted proven guilty.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Everybody has assumed innocence until proven guilty under the law.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
So they were living in a townhouse eighteen one dollars
per month according to the report here. He then male
spotted piling up outside, and of course a lot of
backlash from the public, and that's been claimed. This person's
safety has been jeopardized.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Any of the chicks in those did they open the mail?
Might be some chicks in there, could be from George
soul Rose, could be from uh what's that? Gad's in
charge of Israel and Yahoo. Somebody apparently was a pay
in this kid, right, well, they must have been giving
him something.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Well then, I don't know if it was Israel, but
they must have been.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
One of the mini theories. The conspiracies have raged for
weeks now.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'll be the first to admit I thought that was
a really stupid theory, and I still do. I don't
know if I believe it. But after that theory got
put out there, Benjamin nettan Yahoo, the Prime Minister of Israel,
put out a statement saying he didn't kill.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Charlie Kirk, which makes you think, what that's exactly what
it might have been involved, right, because he sure did
jump up and down real quick and say, oh, oh,
don't look at me.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
All right, there was another one of these yesterday. Now,
there's been a lot of talk lately about the city
of Houston, Texas and all these bodies that people have discovered.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Serial killer, serial killer. Everybody's talking about a serial killer.
They found all these dead bodies in the values. And
so the Mayor of Houston stepped up yesterday and is
this kind of like your Benjamin Ett Yaho thing.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Mayor whitt Meyer says, there's no evidence of a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
He tells you what he says sound like maybe it
does a serial killer. He says, quote, if there was,
you'd hear it from me first. Now, isn't that exactly? Not?
Not your buddy, Though you hang out with him a
lot of the baseball games and stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
You trust him, right.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I do, like Mayor Whitmyer. But when you make a
statement like that, I've seen a lot of movies, guys,
I'm just saying. I'm just saying I've seen a lot
of movies. That's all. I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Nothing to see. Move along, folks, Oh there's something to see.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
That if somebody had written that, like Quentin Tarantino, that
would have been the killer at the end of the movie.
That's all I'm saying. This isn't This isn't a movie.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's real a little about the black folk. Anybody care
about the black folk? I'm sorry, what white? Why the
black folk?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Why? What are you talking about it?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah? Five bodies, five byous. The Houston Police depart confirmed
what we're around. Fifteen bodies confirm at least twelve been
recovered from multiple byues across the city of Houston, five
discovered just last week, and some of the residents speculating
online something sinister is going on, possibility of a serial killer.

(08:25):
Jade is a twenty year old black University of Houston
college student and left the ball with friends last scene,
leaving a gas station and never heard from again. Oh no, yeah,
So I'm just reading through here, and it seems as
though black people, especially maybe being targeted.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Black folks ain't safe around here, no more.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Not that it was boy, I had to be the
one to point this out, But not sure that holds up.
When there's a serial killer, isn't it always almost always
white people.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's obviously we're not talking about who the serrier killer kid.
We're talking about who the victim vials black people the victims.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I have a hard time believing some white guys from
the suburbs would go around killing a bunch of black people.
That sure knows, doesn't It seem more likely that Houston's
just a crime rate old place in those bayous are
a convenient spot to hide a dead body.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
They said, right here, one person on twitters, you know
we have a serial killer and nobody is saying anything
about it. We've been saying there's a serial killer in
youuston ever since early this year. The police keep denying
it in the case is nothing to do with each other,
is what they keep telling us. A lot of people
piping in feel like a serial killer. Yeah, too many

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bodies so showing up in the bayou. Well, I'm sure
we all agree.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
If there's one person who knows it's a serial killer,
it's an anonymous person on Twitter who doesn't have any evidence.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
They always know.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah it's clue Liberal edition this time. There are no suspects.
You only blame the murder weapon. It was the candlestick.
The candlestick is the killer.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Why won't anyone stop these.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Murders with common sense candlestick control.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm going to write legislation to family.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
I just need to get it past the NCA, the
National Candleman Association. The Supreme Court just overturned the candlestick
fan It's fun for the whole family, except for children
or the elderly.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
When can we end this candlestick cultures that is killing us?
Walton L. Johnson, Really, surely it's weird when you're in
the bathroom and someone's talking to you and they're in
a stall. Oh oh no.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
When the door closes, the conversation stops. Got gotta maintain
control of that.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
If I'm in the stall, I really don't want to
talk to you because that's my quiet alone time. I
want to sure, I want to meditate a little. But
if but if you're in the stall, it's still kind
of weird. Right, Yeah, someone's you know, it's a nice
guy who's in there. I like him. And he's like, Kenny,
I heard you guys have that rally today. Let's not
what time do you get into that rally. I'm like, dude,

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what I don't need that? I like, you don't make me,
don't make this weird. Well, how did he know it
was you in there?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Because normally you could look under the wall, you know
where the gap is, and see the shoes, and you
might recognize the person.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
But weirdly, our bathrooms here.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
The uh, the stalls go all the way to the
ceiling and all the way to the floor, even the door.
I mean you're literally locked in there. If the place
started flooding, the water would have nowhere to go. If
there was a fire, you could drown. I've thought, well,
we walked in together and then he went in there.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Shut. You shouldn't have gone in together. But we do
have a rally today for those that don't know. Six
thirty Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was what we
were supposed to do. I mean, I don't blame you
for doing it. Six thirty pm today meet us at
City Center Moran Hotel. It's called There are high school
kids who have been docksed by far left agitators for
the crime of wanting to start a turning point USA

(11:53):
Chapter A TP.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You know that TP. Yeah, you're like toilet paper. No,
no turning point.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I like their logo because that the arrow is a
turn and it turns which direction to the right.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Turns to the right.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Now, that's right. I never spent any time thinking about
the name of that organization until me either. And now
I hear the words turning point all the time.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
And this that moment in time his death was also
a turning point for the entire country.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, it certainly seems that way, right. And back to
that bathroom thing for a minute. They make the bathroom
stalls the way they do for a reason. Uh huh uh.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Firefighters will tell you people emergency you know responders, they'll
tell you the bathroom stalls walls and doors don't normally
go all the way to the floor, partly because of
an emergency situation. Somebody could, you know, have a heart
attack while they're on the toilet and the doors locked.
I mean, you could kick the door in, but then

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you'd kick it in on them. But people I know
in the you know, the EMS world, they said that
the reason those walls and doors up off the floor
like that, not so you can crawl under there necessarily,
although some people could. It's so that they can maybe
possibly pass life saving gear equipment underneath there. Sure, in

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our bathrooms here, we are in danger every second that
we are in the toilet.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
You know what, I was just weirried about the bathrooms here.
Whenever you're in there and you listen in the background,
they're playing classical music. But it's not classical music of
like old songs. It's classical music of modern day renditions
of Bruno mars Is uptown funk. Course. I never recognize
one song Lil Nazas's Old Town Road played on a
four string quartet or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You know, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I like it when you go into the bathroom like
an Italian restaurant and they're teaching you Italian. You know,
that's kind of fun. You can learn a little something there.
You're not gonna learn anything in our bathroom. What Italian
restaurant teaches you Italian, well, corrabas is what I'm thinking of.
Probably some others as well. Go in there and you know,
just you know, take care of business, as they say,

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and they'll tell you how to say bonjour no and
things like that. Well, I know you already know how
to speak Italian, but the rest of us, we weren't
born to it like you.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I don't know why. That's the only foreign language where
I always pronounced the words correctly. I don't know why
that is.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
People very.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Pole.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's okay because they're stupid.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
All right, this is a stupid criminal report. I don't
even think it's the criminal here. That's stupid. It's the crime.
Well we'll explain why. But first, this report's brought to
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It looks like you're in an old TV energy.

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Speaker 1 (15:29):
What was this stupid crime?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Okay, we take it to South Carolina where a teacher's
aid is in trouble. The teachers aid did what I
just did, went into the bathroom and I didn't. It
doesn't matter what I did in there, but this teacher's
aid had to use. You know how they have that
poop spray for when you're you want to make it
smell nice in the room. They have that here well,
and we don't have it, but you understand how the
product exists. Some bathrooms have the automatic sprayer that just

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goes off, you know, every thirty seconds or a minute
or whatever. You can sit there and alson here a
you think somebody's trying to get your attention, It's just
the sprayer, all right. So thirty two year old Alexander
Lewis has been charged with disturbing school and malicious injury
to property on the hill of a dope after using
poop spray that plagued the campus for weeks. Here's one

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parent on how the stench affected her son.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
My son, his asthma's been triggered multiple times because of this,
and I've had him taken to the doctor three times. O.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Dude, look at the photo of the guy. He's a
chubby white guy with a neck beard and he's sitting
in a like. This is a guy. Poor guy's never
exercised and his like watches the view. All he did
was poop at work and then try to not make
it smell bad. And this is the consequence of it.
He's Oh, how much of spray did he use? Did
he take it with him out of the bathroom and

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spray it up and down the halls? It's a great question.
The staff and the students are complaining about headaches, nausea
and dizzy and hm and crazy. But my favorite thing
is the photo of him in the school office. He's
sitting in a chair being reprimanded with his hands in
his lap.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Boy, this poor guy, I mean, he looks god like
Silent Bob in one of his movies, you know, the
Jay and Silent Bob characters.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Dude, how exactly like that? Yeah, he does. He looks
like he works at a comic book store or something
where Jay and Silent Bob hang out. In August, the
district assured parents v email that inspections of the school's
gas lines, propane systems, and air quality revealed no dangers,
but officials now believe the odor was intentionally caused by Lewis.
Lewis was spraying this stuff and uh, here's what I

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don't The news report makes it sound like it was
to cover up the smell of his poop. But was
he actually pranking everyone? Is that what they mean? Likely? Oh,
here we go. The spray was designed to mimic the
smell of feces. So he's a thirty He brought the
spray with him. Oh that that's not the same as
the spray you might have at your home. Isn't that

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way you would have thought based on the headline. That's
that's exactly what made you think.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
And then you have to again, like every poorly written article,
the Internet is not designed to give you the news
in the most efficient way possible. It's designed to keep
you reading and clicking. And that's that's why they put
the pertinent info at the end of the story. You know.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Last night I finally watched the pilot episode of the
spinoff TV show of the office called The Paper.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, have you taken a look at the show?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'ntwhere.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
In the first episode, they vividly reveal why news media
is dying, and they show you what this newspaper was like.
It was the Tucson truth Teller or whatever the newspaper's
called in Ohio, and they said, back in the seventies,
we were breaking news stories. We took down the Cincinnati
City Council for corruption, and we exposed this politician. And

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then they fast forward to today where somebody that works
at the same newspapers, five people at a newspaper that
used to employ one thousand people. It's a ghost town now,
and they subscribe to a service with the AP. They said,
our subscription level only gives us these basic articles, like today,
we'll find out how Ariana Grande major arm pets smell better.

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And they drag and drop the article into the newspaper.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
There, and she's like, oh, I guess we can't use
this article. It's too big, there's too many words. Great, wait,
that's why it didn't meet your editorial stand Why don't
you just added the article?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Why don't you just put a picture out and put
a little caption under the pictures two sentences Max, Because
that's all anybody's gonna read anyway. Yeah, while we're in
South Carolina with that news story, there might as well
go ahead and get them prepared. The Georgia coastline, the
South Carolina area on the east coast, it might be

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a little bit of danger. Really, your your National Hurricane
Center's been watching Gabby.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Gabby went to Cat.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Four for a while, down to Cat three now and
she's already turned and hooked them back out to the east.
It looks, like she said, in Europe, just as quick
as she can get there. But there are not one,
but two tropical waves. What to call of disturbance. We
got a yellow X and a red X. Now, the

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yellow means pretty good chance that it'll turn into something.
The red a very good chance and that would be
umberto if we if we get a named one. It
starts with an H. But uh, you know how they
are with the met the Spanish.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, humbardo isn't sounding an age word, but it is.
I've seen them write it.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
And The real fear is that these two storms, the
medium and the big one, they might merge together into.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
One super powerful killer cane.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
And right now the area of interest seems to be
that at Georgia South Carolina coastline.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
So is that when two hurricanes join together, do they
become one bigger hurricane or is it still two hurricane?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I think it's like the perfect storm thing. Do you
ever see that movie?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, this is like the Lasagna pizza matrix that everybody's
been discussing with.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Exactly now, who Humbertoe starts with h if we have
if the other storm gets a name before she merges
in with Humberto, I think that'll be uh.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Imelda is yeah, Imelda?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
You want a hurricane Emelda to come and ruin things
for you?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Absolutely not? No, no way. I want an American hurricane
to ruin things.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
If we wait, if we're lucky, we'll get Jerry.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Hurricane Jerry. Now that sounds American.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Jerry sounds like Jerry sounds like a good middle American guy.
He grew up in Minnesota. He got a plumber's license
from a technical college.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
But careful, if we get past Jerry, here comes Karen,
Oh god no.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
And now please give a warm welcome to the fifty
first President of the United States, Kendall Jenner

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Rolton, and Johnson