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September 29, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yeah, we're getting real Catholic around here.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I figured you brought it up, so I might as
well remind everybody if you're Catholic. Today we celebrate the
feasts of Saint Michael, Saint Gabriel, and Saint Rafael, the
three arch angels named in scripture. Sweet when do we eat?
I mean, that's that's not really how it works. Billyad
is uh feast. It's a feast for the soul.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Bill Yad Lord. So we ain't getting breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, we're gonna have breakfast. It doesn't have anything to
do with it.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, it's today we celebrate Saint Michael, the warrior angel
and leader of the Heavenly Host, known for his battle
with Satan.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Uh. You know arch angels, they like to fight. Let's
do some battle.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We also celebrate Saint Gabriel, the messenger angel who announced
the incarnation of the Virgin Mary, and Saint Rafael, the
healing angel who traveled with Tobias in the Book of
Tobit Uh Toby, Yeah, it's that one's I don't quite
remember how that one goes, but it's important, so I'll
just it's probably short for Tobias.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Nobody goes around going, hey, Tobias. Yeah, Toby just kind
of rolls off the tongue, don't it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Toby, Toby, Toby ty your boy Rafia, We're ready to
celebrate the feast over here.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Unless his real name was Kunta, and then they get
into a whole thing there. You don't want to start that.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
My whole problem with the communal wafers is it's not
enough salt. You know, maybe a little Cajun seasoning something,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Some ranch dust, the powder you put they put on,
like you know, doritos and stuff. I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's not the point, I understand, but just you know,
once in a while, maybe just a little kick.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, a little spice would kill you. Be like Hilary
Clinton and just bring your own hot sauce, you know,
in a purse or a you know for a merse,
I guess a man purse, or get you a fanny
packed something like that, you.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Know, bailly haad, you joke. But I have noticed a
lot of men have been wearing merses lately. There a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, it seems to come and go from Tayler Town.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
You said it's because of all the the lady juice
and the water estrogen. Yeah, the lady juice. That's the
stuff that makes some women close enough, sure, and gay boys, yeah,
too much estrogen. That's what's going on with.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
That, is that it is estrogen makes you gay. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
You've seen the hips, right, because it seems that they
can fight it and then some of them are real skinny.
But you know they did get them hips.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I'm not a biologist, so I don't claim to understand it,
but I noticed the gay guys really like testosterone. They
really like it, but then they're lacking it. Is Is
that why they like it so much?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Is that maybe they think if they double up man,
old man, they'll get the right amount. Oh god, I
don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yah, I got to tell you, I'm very confused about something.
I don't know. If you saw the end of the
football game between Florida State in Virginia, uh huh, Virginia unranked,
and you know, of course everybody loves to watch Florida
State lose, right, I mean, unless you're like, you know,
you went to Florida State or something. At the end

(02:59):
of the game, as Florida State was upset, the crowd
in the stands rushed the field. Now, you know, you're
not supposed to do that, and the school gets fined,
but they didn't care because it was a big event
and they just I mean, it was the fastest filling
of a field I've ever seen, and I've seen a

(03:20):
lot of fields rushed in college football in the day now.
During that it ended on a play in the end zone.
Receiver goes up for the pass, it is denied the catch,
and the game's over. That receiver's names Squirrel Squirrel his
name of Squirrel White. And according to this little business here,

(03:45):
they said that Nick Saban issued a stern statement and
demanded the NCAA launch an investigation and condemned the event
and the officials for their failure to maintain order in
the stadium. As it says here, Squirrel White lost his

(04:10):
life after being stampeded and trampled at the end of
the Virginia game. Squirrel White says he lost his life
at the end of the game when he was trampled
by Virginia fans. I just had to check on that
because I saw it when it happened, and I didn't
see anybody getting stampeded or trampled, even though they did

(04:33):
run past them.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
And this is a human we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Okay, Yeah, college football player, all right, and Florida State
all of the news that I see here on the
internet this morning, says Squirrel White Fine.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Florida State white out, Squirrel Yeah, is okay. After's a
kind of vulnerable position. During the field storming at Scott
Stadium Friday night, White, the targeted receiver on the game
ending interception that sealed Virginia's upset went number eight Florida State,
was immediately swallowed up by the crowd.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah. Yeah. He disappeared in there which.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Was not held back by any barrier and thus couldn't
get onto the field instantly after the game went Finally,
a lot of.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Them were already dead, all on the field, you know,
in the back of the end zone, just off the line.
They're waiting for it. That's how that come. They were
so quick to do it. Well, what where did this
Nick Saban says He's dead story come from? Is this
just the way social media just spins lives now to
try to get hits or whatever they need.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, if your name is Squirrel White, you woke up
still not dead again today? You know what's weird about that?
His name being Squirrel White. He's not a squirrel and
I just looked him up here. I'm not not even
not white. Yeah, no, it's a brother. Every news story
says he's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
How do you feel about naming your kids squirrel?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
You know, I probably wouldn't have done it myself. But
that's not even a nickname. That's his real name. I mean,
his squirrel, that's your You better know his His real
name is Marquarious. Now you know why they call him squirrel?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Markquarious Malik Squirrel White. Yeah, yeah, no, I'd go with
squirrel too.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah. Absolutely, with a name like that, I don't think
used to play for the Tennessee Malls, but he moved
over to Florida State. Don't know why who made that call,
but yeah, I probably wouldn't have done it.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
With a name like macquarius, you're guaranteed to be assistant
manager of the Carls Junior. Oh easy, I mean you
gotta you know, yeah, something to look up to. There's
something to look forward to.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
You think Markquarious, who was the name of an ancient
king somewhere in some country in Africa? And you know
you just didn't know it because you're you know, white
marquarious origin.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Let's see what the origin is in the name Mark Wuarius.
The name Markuarius is likely a misspelling of Marquise. No,
it's really how he spells his name.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I don't go yeah, no, keep miss spell something you
just made up?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Can you do that? Can I just make up a name?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, yeah, you can do that.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't know that, but putting together a gibberish name
to me doesn't sound as charming though what you come
up with. We could have a gibberish name, or you
could have a normal name, and then it won't affect
your life.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
In a negative way.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Is that at some.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Point don't people realize you give your kid a weird
name and they're not likely to have you seen the
studies about job applications. Look, I don't get to decide
that's true, that's objectively true.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm assuming squirrel uh never thinks he's gonna have to
apply for a real job, because you know, he's he's
destined to be a professional football player and make millions
of dollars and there's no other choice.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, but let's just say hympothetically he doesn't. Then what
you know, Yeah, start applying for jobs and you see
the name Squirrel on a application, You're probably not gonna
call it back, but Maquarius or whatever that it's just
as likely. Look, I know what I'm saying is unpopular,
but again this is objectively true. When you give your
kid one of those a name like that, the job

(07:59):
applicants not likely to get a bite.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Sad thing there, Well, somebody go ahead to figure that
out for him, because he's Okay, yeah, I guess that's
good news.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
So Gavin Newsom's wife is very sad that all her
favorite illegals are getting deported.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh yeah, they're very upset about that.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Gavin's wife posted a tear filled social media post a
message about ice deportations, and she is really mad about it.
She is very blonde and white and really upset that
her favorite brown people are going away.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
We are a country of immigrants, that is just a fact.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
It is who we are.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
And yet here we are watching families be targeted, watched hunted,
farm workers being chased across fields. These are some of
the hardest working people on earth and they literally feed
the nation.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
What's what the music?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I don't know, that's kind of weird who added the music?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Shame on the federal administration for doing this. Shame on
them for choosing cruelty, for terrifying families, ruining children's lives,
just to make a political point.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Who's interpreting Christian value?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
The music is really weird, right, And of course everything
she's saying is just a bunch of lies targeted for
her husband to run for president. She obviously running for
first lady?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Does she think she's Judy Garland? A weird music cho I.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Will do it encourage the owners of the clubs to
get their barely clad young ladies off the street.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show. If you're just
turning on your radio.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
We all decided the name Marquarius was not a good
name for a kid.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
We didn't all decide that. I wasn't in here yet, so.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Good morning, Okay, do you think Marquarius is a good
name for a kid.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
It's really not up to me to say. I don't
have children, and it's certainly not my child. And I
think every parent should name their child what they feel
in their heart.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
What about the names winner and loser? Would you name
your kid's Winter and Loser?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I think we can go winter and spring I think
would be better. It's terrible, it's a terrible help, he said, Winner. Yeah, Win,
t see, you got a leonder to listen. Listen up.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Well, this actually happened in nineteen fifty eight. There was
a New York City man named Robert Lane, and he
had five children. He really enjoyed having sex with his wife,
apparently so, and when he had the sixth child, he
decided to give it the name Winner, believing it could
shape the child's future. When another child was born, he
named that child Loser. Despite growing up in a New
York housing project, the names didn't attract a lot of

(10:27):
attention at the time. Winner ended up on a criminal path.
Loser ended up receiving a scholarship and became a detective
with the New York Police Department. Really, a friend of
mine who's a history teacher, just sent me this and
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Well, you challenge people that way, You call him a
loser their whole life, They're going to do everything they
have to to do to not be a loser.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Dick butt Kiss gave him the name Dick but Kiss.
The guy turned out to be a total looks you
were flirting as a person. I didn't believe this was
a true story, so I looked it up, and apparently
it's a real thing. There really was a guy with
two kids name winner and loser.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Among these how many kids? Seven?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Seven kids?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, what would your nickname be if your real name
was loser?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Lou?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I guess what would you call Lou? I don't want
to be called loser my whole life?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah? No, will, but you weren't a loser. See by
calling you loser that kept you from being And what
happened to winter? He went to jail?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Criminal path?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, criminals people by the way, it doesn't matter. But
as far as I could tell, they appear to be brothers.
I mean brothers. You mean brothers?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, brothers?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Is that right? Yeah? You get it?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Well about Macquaria's uh Macquaries, I think is also a brother.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I never met a white guy named Acquaria. It took
a look at squirrel.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, squirrel is an odd nickname, but then I guess
it's better than Is he small.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Or does he have, you know, like funny teeth or
a bushy tail? What got the squirrel nickname going? Does
anybody know why they call him squirrel? I no, I
know none about the man.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well, maybe we could figure that out for our sports
report here up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
We can figure that out a little while.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, that'll be exciting. Well I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm sitting on the end of my seat to find
out why this gentleman's name is squirrel. Tim Walls's daughter
has posted a message. Apparently she finds.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
That an adopted kid.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Why because you don't think he would have had her
ow relationship.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And the can of guy who you know, lects them
the mount a woman, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
His daughter is a social media influencer and she really
hates Trump supporters, and her dad is Tim Walls. And
remember they picked him because they thought Mayor Pete was
too gay to be Kamala's running isn't that great anyway here.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
But they'll certainly love this machismo man.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Sure, yeah, look how manly he is. He's as manly
as Richard Simmons. Anyway, here's Tim Walls's daughter.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
A large chunk of our country are severe victims of propaganda.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
That same chunk will believe literally anything, no.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Matter, got it. I have to stop right there.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Why why literally literally why actually literally was actually literal.
If you start a statement by misusing the word literally,
I don't want to keep listening.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
After I understand, And she's pretty much going to say
anything that Governor Newsom's wife has already said. Yeah, it's
just like we hate Trump. We can't stand you know, maga.
So we'd rather see the company or the country fall
in the hands of communists and illegally, or any other

(13:31):
kind of criminal for that matter. Because in Portland, now
you've probably seen they said it wasn't Trump specifically. I
think it was Pete Hegseth that ended up deploying two
hundred members of the Oregon National Guard to Portland, and
the Portland people said, don't you dare put a stop

(13:53):
to crime in our city.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, they really didn't want that. And now we got
the National Guard on the ground in Chicago. So you're
probably wondering, what were these weekend crime numbers. Well, we're
gonna tell you. Back during Labor Day weekend, we might
remind everybody fifty eight people shot, eight people dead.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Now that it was a long holiday weekend, though I'm
sure they've calmed down since then.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Right, that was back at the beginning of the month.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
There.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now it's down a little bit. Let's see, in the
last week there have been eight dead. Oh boy, but
just the weekend four dead, eleven hurt, so fifteen shooting.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
So still pretty bad. I would say, as bad.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
As the two shootings that I'm aware of that took
place in other locations. That Michigan church shooter four dead,
eight injured sounds a little like Chicago weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Then they say there's likely to be more. And once
because there was a fire there.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
There's an unknown number of missing, and it's the entire
church building. It was big. The entire thing just burned
to the ground. They are still sifting through rubble. I
hate that. But then that North Carolina shooter. You guys
mentioned a guy that shot up the the bar scene

(15:09):
at the waterfront there. He was on his boat. Yeah,
the three dead, five wounded in that situation. So Chicago
never gets mentioned for they're dead and wounded, but it's yeah,
this is these these situations are one shooter and multiple targets,

(15:29):
and in Chicago it's multiple shooters and multiple targets.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
So I guess that makes a difference. It is a
little exhausting. I mean, look, I think mass shootings are disgusting.
The thought of people instigating violence against Christians absolutely sickens me.
But also in an average weekend, there are always more
people getting shot in Chicago, and the national news media
doesn't care, no.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
It just kind of that's just how they you know,
how they do.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's day culture. Yeah, and you have to say day.
It's day called day culture. I don't know why you're
supposed to say it. And both of those shooting the
North Carolina waterfront, the Michigan church, both forty year old
former well, I guess you don't say former marines. Once
a marine, always a marine, right, And so PTSD is

(16:15):
mentioned in both of those situations. And the North Carolina
guy apparently turned the lights off on his boat cruise
the waterfront there where a lot of tourists vacationers were
out and enjoying themselves, and just started shooting the place
up and then turned around and drove his boat back

(16:36):
to the boat ramp where you put the boats in
the water in time out. And this was exactly where
you wouldn't expect it. They were at a restaurant called
the American Fish Company in Southport. Southport is a small,
tranquil city near the mouth of the Cape Fear River,
gunshots ringing out. Eight people injured in at least one
victim now clinging for their life. Just a terrible story.

(16:57):
Does all your people there Chicago? Maybe different, but there's
your people, right. I don't think that we have to
take out allegiance for any of that or the people
in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Your people, Oh yeah, they are majority. Unfortunately, did you
know my crime? I don't know them. They're just my people.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
If you've never met him before, how are they your people?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Just like the your people? You know that guy a
shot up to North Carolina. No, you don't potential people.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm challenging this theory. She sleeps with ten dudes, she's
a slot. But when a guy does it, he is gay.
He's definitely gay.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
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